[Vinesauce] Vinny - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas ~ The Defective Edition

she's with me so chill the cow i treat her fingers fingers whoa fingers hands [Music] [Music] look as cj stares into your soul wondering what happened why did it happen never finished the gta campaign let it be known this is a weapon officer pulaski that was used to gun down a police officer not 10 minutes ago you know i just got off the plane that's a good thing are these subtitles just not matched up this looks better visually to me so far see you around like a donut oh [ __ ] here we go again worst place in the world that was the jank as [ __ ] grove street home at least it was before i [ __ ] everything up cj's a buster when do i follow the train things has changed while i'm here watch your back round here man yeah ride a bike into a car yeah yo keep up [ __ ] can we not all right well that homie's just gone he's lost we gonna call some hood rats and chill the hell out you want how do you just hang out after what happened it's embarrassing to be seen with you yeah arms yeah that was a crusty model i'm gonna have my caveats about some of the visual stuff i can't help it i'm sorry you real hard go back in cj come on get a haircut don't be a busta this is the best barbershop because it can actually give you more hair there you go son found my look oh wow you can kill someone with spray paint oh my god no we're pretty we're pretty cool [ __ ] no no no no no i can't do that i got some spray painting to do and stuff welcome to america [ __ ] gotta leave did you what where did you just come from sir that's not how you enter the pizza store enjoy your meal sir what's wrong with your [ __ ] mouth we're out of napkins the real cyberpunk experience how's the view up there you what are you doing i guess he's dead now he was chewing again careful oh he was faking it he's fine oh god it's this again oh [ __ ] that happened to me in gta 3 sorry gta 5. we need some backup you seen beat up b v dub don't do this open up who the [ __ ] is it it's a dub hey i'm actually upset at myself for not having played this when it came out i would have loved it go beat up a crack dealer that's a mission that's a mission it's just across the tracks let's check it out hey ain't that front yard turf cool cool head now what's happening with those bumpers yeah that building looks like something from google maps from this distance that is a [ __ ] crusty building why does it look like that [Music] i mean yeah it gets better when you get closer but what's this what was that nothing nothing happened there what the [ __ ] was that why is the open sign hovering just weird oversights that's the problem like the animation frames missing from vice city why are there just so many bizarre oversights [Music] oh what a buster sorry this man is a buster that felt kind of nice do it again anybody here seen my lizard what can't you see i'm busy being high the ball is getting the tape down there's a there's a lot of there's a lot of violence here in san andreas have you seen the violence how naive of me to assume that there wouldn't be violence in a gta game oh what a shame about those frame rates god damn i'm i'm sorry there's no way i can't harp on it hey jeff i thought you was going to uh college oh jesus christ every time you get like some decent speed it just slows down maybe if they had some fogs they didn't have to render the whole world all at the same time how many people have died on this mission yeah i keep it real i like you fake ass [ __ ] come on gangster let's get back to the grove everything is 69 cents but everything is 29 cents it takes two to make a thing go wrong that that was my best joke i've ever made and no one's laughing i get so distracted by the long necks but they're everywhere now i'm noticing them all over the place i mean part of the reason i wanted to play this was just to observe and watch cars materialize out of thin air are you okay are you okay friend clearly not face is amazing again old versus new jank i can't even tell anymore what you're sitting on say what you want about cyberpunk but it looked [ __ ] awesome mostly apparently you can see mount chiliad from grove street because there's no like volumetric fog is that it in the distance there and you can really just see it from i mean that's it's cool that you can see it from here and in some ways like there are definitely some things that people are more purist about than i am oh yes the famous five jersey don't i know you baby so it's also the nine how about that how about that come on [Music] the cars explode so fast i see you inside baby man this set tripping is killing the families hey i'm a johnson boy hey i got this character model christ she's with me so chill the [ __ ] out i treat her fingers fingers whoa fingers this hands is easy horn gangster man [Music] let's get some [ __ ] beer huh oh god i might need some after this maybe you shouldn't be with this guy i honor her what's happening in this story i don't know oh my god what's wrong with the phone why is the phone like this what a good phone that was [Music] is this is this person floating nice dance moves how did you learn to float i don't know what drugs they had back in the early 90s but [ __ ] i have never seen anything like this outside of cyberpunk are they just walking into my garage wow every time they think they can escape like i said my glitch sense was tingling so i i need to sometimes i just need to explore i'm going to keep that guy in my garage that yep that thing just yep just went under underground [Music] look at this neck you for the homies mean all you do is complain until next time are you frozen in place dudes frozen what the [ __ ] i [ __ ] died because i was so surprised by this person being frozen increase stamina or muscle learn new moves check out the gyms what happened there look at them they're just crashing into each other come on i can take it cool uh neck you had there cj so apparently cj's not supposed to be able to lift the heaviest weight like apparently this is a glitch that you can lift the most amount of weights from the beginning yo charge in and batter your opponent look at the mouth why is the mouth moving like that make sure your opponent is down and out sorry the [ __ ] has exploded please move please get out the way thank you [Music] wow whoa damn this ambulance is strong some good rain it's like you can see the grit of the rain okay not raining raining not raining raining yeah you got this good is everyone stuck here okay please leave a comment was this like this drink sprunk crash your game after drinking 675 sprunks hey cj you made it still with the fingers still and then they're prominently in view right man that's no karucha jesus christ the performance of this game yes we will release a version on the switch and put zero effort into optimizing it oh that's [ __ ] horseshit they were so far behind me god sixth place those cars were [ __ ] damaged good job finishing the race pal it's like mole fingers i'll eat your dog what did you say good performance you saw how the road texture was all scummy right i had to load in the lod and instead of doing it seamlessly it was like now we can just make the player wait what is this man chewing [Music] you have to like get real close suspects say they saw someone emerge from a police car and malt off the building oh is this the other famous model i wish to see this character up close stand back oh god i'm so scared oh my god what was that hey the building's starting to collapse we gotta get out of here fast you should have stayed at home cj why'd you do that he just like locked on to her and then [ __ ] went mental hey man i owe you my life [ __ ] hey you look pretty shook up girl you want me to take you home you look shook up she looks like an alien they definitely did not do her any justice okay i'll catch you later cj later cj denise is your girlfriend now keep her happy and she'll love you what do you mean what what is that how that works what the hell was that because that looked like a biplane that just dematerialized well that was convenient what you saying oh you think you [ __ ] your head is gone give me that grip oh this is like a wave survival okay your gang members can now be found in this territory did were they just like birthed by the ground this [ __ ] game like how is this a game oh god those frame rates oh jesus ascension i always enjoy ascensions in video games don't you everybody go home stay low we see each other all day copy i'll catch you later carl okay later i'm just gonna take the getaway car and uh go go on a date real quick nothing says it's time for a date like a gang okay okay we'll just teleport well it just so happens i know the perfect place this is the place for us yep this is the famous scene and the famous face you really wanted this huh what a great meal romeo what a date that is treat me nice see me again i'll see you later oh that's a little creepy at the bottom there what the [ __ ] dude you jumped in front of my car what the hell anyway this wasn't the most extreme in regards to glitches but it was it was okay in spite of itself this game is still really cool and i like the characters and the setting it's okay i'm an ambulance i own this now so me and the homies can go for a ride and an ambulance now if we want nope sorry we were gonna walk in now we're walking out i don't know how to end these videos anymore so just good goodbye good afternoon ball of dope pusses was that someone getting a zerk job yes someone was getting a zj in the distance you don't have to do this i'm telling you roxanne you don't have to put on the red light get out of here go live your life find a way out of the lifestyle and you know what you don't need to give zj's to busters anymore you have my permission i carl johnson of grove street give you permission not to zerk if you don't want to

Channel: vinesauce

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Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Fullsauce, Playthrough, Let's Play, Gameplay, Delver, GTA, Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas, Switch, Definitive Edition, Remaster, Port, Version, Nintendo

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Length: 18min 21sec (1101 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 09 2022