[Vinesauce] Vinny - Edutainment Games #5

okay so i have uh i have this graphic here there's an old one i have this one too these are good i do like these graphics so um welcome back to this pack by barrels of fun and alizarin thank you for submitting this stuff this is very very good last time we played this we had a number of uh mcdonald's games and we got this out of it which i keep playing just in case anyone forgets hey gang come up and play my treehouse hey gang it's me ronald mcdonald come up and play in my treehouse and uh so i've decided we're gonna we're gonna play these games here some of which seem very very interesting and crusty should we start with a dos game i think we should i think that would be fun you like fun don't you chat blue ice what the [ __ ] is that is that like a zoolander thing art of mind productions presents blue ice this mortal life is mine no more you must study my laws and learn them well guide god your rules have frozen the heart of the nation speak not witch listen child apparel nudes words will become your words and my laws your laws your words my thoughts to your thoughts my mind to your mind the vulcan mind meld shall begin your o words then let us play again i shall hide five gifts for your son each a puzzle of the mind a riddle shall be his only clue and this is like [Music] we shall i feel like david lynch's mucus became sentient and developed a video game the kingdom of isaiah's breath froze and hung like jewels in the air time stopped the king was dead the people waited congratulations game i have no idea what i'm doing and i have no frame of reference i guess that is the information i need but i just huh [Music] edward my son the way ahead is clear to see you must open the books of laws to hear you must listen to the words to know greatness you must understand the ways of the land i give you my crown is this a guitar fretboard the song is dmca cascade by the future sounds of london oh well poor johnny is gonna have to put some fart step behind this for the youtube version i've never been so lost in a video game [Music] you can drag some items i mean i've probably been lost in turok too vinny do you do that thing where you separate audio from your microphone and uh game yes i do click on the question mark in each area to give you hints [Music] at twice midnight i give you live [Music] the witch draws her hands to her withered lips and gently blows the sprite sending her tumbling into the morning air a beam of light flashes across the sky i tried to mod the sun to have teletubby face but oh wait we're on game sorry [Music] a key cannot unlock a door which is blocked by ice is that a stairway to heaven he cannot unlock a door which is blocked by ice and he dragged the sun you know what [Music] oh ripple gently in evening's light and drown me in your liquid green deeper than the depths of night this enchanting world to eyes unseen what carried along to freedom's pleasure in waves of joy release my soul swallow me down in this great forever cleanse my body for my spirit as whole yeah dude like sometimes when i listen to the smashing pumpkins i think my brain is actually like me you know like i am i am my brain like you know red green red green yeah pick up the coins yeah [Music] thanks for yeah yeah okay i just got the key yep cool okay okay it's got that key from inside of a fish's mouth it's like kind of like the key to the universe really like in the fish's mouth like in the mouth of an angel like when you look into the eyes of an animal sometimes you could see the entire universe faces sending a flood of unknown warmth cascading through their stiff bodies releasing hidden feelings so deeply suppressed inside them [Music] we tread the wheel our steps are slow our voice unheard it fades away consumed in law we cannot grow we mark our shadows from day to day tied to a land barren and bear words form the links of a guardian chain bound by rules deemed to just and fair we tread the wheel we make no gain i'd like to be a sledge hammer someone said how are you making progress bro when you connect with the game it connects with you for like really like really really [Music] is this a game or is this some kind of cult initiation yeah well it's not like a pyramid so much as it is like a reverse triangle you know you know what i mean like you know he sleeps with all of us um and we you know we're waiting for a comet uh and then like there's this really cool like fruit flavored drink know so we're thinking about drinking that a little bit just no real reason [Music] you should run a vignette shop i don't is that how you pronounce that that was in barry oh that reminding you of the dude from barry who gave a really good advice [Music] ben yay don't you rub that on your [ __ ] like arm when you get into an accident [Music] or if you're looking to get like a little extra spicy you just you rub it on your leg anyway i think i've i've had just about enough of this [Music] getting high through essential oils i remember that yeah dude when you get lemons for those that don't know there was a whole thing where if you use lemon essential oil on your skin like enough of it you would start to get high that was i don't know where that came from totally gotta be [ __ ] maybe there's some truth to it like when people were putting burt's bees under their eyelids to get high i don't i don't really understand why people would discover these things but there was like a whole group of people like yo i put a bunch of essential oil lemon on my skin it's burning but i think i feel a little high like well you have to be high to do that in the first place okay i can't do this game anymore i i cannot i cannot i just i just couldn't prove it companies you got that idiot we're gonna jump around a little bit and i'm gonna bring you the common link we're gonna do it wait did i hear that on my speakers and not my headphones huh that's not good maybe it was just the quality of the recording yeah it's on my [ __ ] speakers alright um how how do i do this now yeah it's teletubbies but i can't hear it can you chat can you hear anything no you're hearing it through my microphone [Music] [Music] tubby [Music] search sound settings and choose the bottom options to show more okay yeah this just isn't working like this windows 95 thing i'm using just does not want to go through my headphones and be captured properly hmm it worked for a second it played for like two seconds when you first loaded change the audio source away and then back to your headphones yeah i did i tried this is an anomaly it's like why i wish sound cards would just play through speakers and headphones at the same time this is a total anomaly i have no idea how to do this okay device sound blaster pci no great cool very good and pure all right well um teletubby game is gonna have to wait a little longer because i can't figure out how to do this did you try changing the output of the vm in the sound mixer options you bet i did are you using pcem yes i mean everything else seem like that is going through my uh oh jesus oh we got multiple things happening oh god all right well we'll continue to do these dos games this is um james bond operation stealth the [ __ ] was that the anti-piracy i think that was the anti-piracy it just stopped working there's an image that should help oh that's what that image was oh my god so it just takes a random shape and it asks you for the color and you have to check the manual red and pink are almost identical i hope you don't get any of those yep they certainly are okay so that is orange and that is light green right what's that sounds awful awful bad bad no bad stop that [Music] who approved it like who who made this happen nope no that's not we don't like that face [Music] [ __ ] [Music] all right i mean the pixel art is nice [Music] yeah it gets sound blasted [Music] [Music] [Music] i mean the sound effects suck but the music is pretty good [Music] it's like ear piercing sound effects and now i'm enjoying the music [Music] even if the sound font you know just this is what it sounded like but it it hurts a little bit [Music] but much like a movie like a james bond movie you were forced to watch the intro cut scenes with the opening credits testicular soundtrack [Music] the name spawned james bond james bond james bond where's money pushy did you have a good trip john excellent sir my vacation in la san was exquisite good on to business what do you know about the stealth it's pretty cool anyway here's this naked woman top gun program wait a minute top gun well that's the second time that that's you know what it's all connected man it's all connected please you don't have to get this or something you think this is bad bruce this secretary he's done worse i know top gun is a real thing it's just interesting it's been coming up a lot randomly i know that there are people out there that are going to be upset that i'm skipping the storyline but you know and the format that i like to do here on sunday where we go through games quickly see what they have to offer and then move on to the next one [Music] i'm not looking to get too invested into a storyline also that dude's profile was a plus plus did he have six fingers hello officer my name is claims john glamesh yeah and my grandmother rides a bicycle stop senor you use your passport you hand the airline ticket to the customs no i need the passport well weirdly enough wasd actually moves the character which i was not expecting uh no music no no musica first wasd game ever time time to take a [ __ ] it barely works wasd kind of sucks actually i would not recommend it for this game use toilet on toilet nothing happening take toilet no need use what chat what do you want me to use on the toilet use door on door if you have anything else like this go ahead and finish it it's like you did nothing what like i like point-and-clicks to some degree but i don't miss when they were like the primary game on pc operate the door open briefcase that was yeah that was something i would have liked to have done um here look inventory right i have those two things use briefcase on john that won't do anything operate john operate maybe the passport is in the toilet it's very possible i gotta put john in the john the game wants you to do it in the bathroom why don't you try it and we won't talk about it anymore what operate your briefcase right click on operate to achieve this oh okay you take it okay you take it i can't take the calculator it is faster to fasten to the bottom of the briefcase what my name is claims john claims this dude is talking to his calculator try to find a more discreet place to open the secret compartment how do i exit this like if i if i want to exit is there a way this game is anti-fun i'm getting very close to that conclusion maybe i just don't have the patience for this genre operate the briefcase again oh so wait i'm in the bathroom right so we're gonna go in here see it's private you can tell because there's a little circle so we're gonna operate operate the briefcase and then we wait two seconds and and then we operate the calculator the secret compartment opens when you look at the passport you realize that there is nothing written as to your nationality look at that crusty sean connery amazing absolutely amazing okay you take it the sign says england sign says france germany passport falsifier that's a very specific device no alizarin i'm reading what you're typing in chat i i can't i'm actually getting like anxious playing this game it's it's frustrating me and giving me anxiety i cannot play this anymore i i just i can't do it i'm serious it's really annoying me it's a neat idea but um i think i'd rather not uh how did you windows key there we go all right um has anyone figured out how i can play teletubbies with volume don't judge the genre by this game it's a piece of [ __ ] yes no i am aware of that do we just play this and you hear the audio through my microphone [Music] all right if that's the way it's got to be oh foreign [Music] [Music] isn't it cool no so i disabled the speakers entirely and now we get no audio that's amazing that's really amazing hey you doing huh amazing huh probably need to restart the entire thing we're gonna try one more time and if not yes we will we will listen through my microphone for real one more time might be a cd audio thing uh no no wait we heard something i didn't hear [ __ ] oh oh it worked yes quality teletubbies incoming streaming is two percent spin three percent funny noises four percent video games and a hundred and one percent troubleshooting what percentage is loud equals funny another 10 at least [Music] is it time for tubby custard [Music] it's weird [Music] dildo [Music] and mr bucket my balls pop out of your mouth i hate them i no i haven't played this one i played a similar one but not this exact one [Applause] [Music] oh [Applause] what [Music] [Music] why am i watching a 37 year old man play this i don't know that's a good question why is the 37 year old man playing this [Music] [Music] i'm so happy i didn't grow up with this [ __ ] [Music] no no i want to make the custard [Music] no make the custard tinky winky's tubby custard bowl is [Music] is that just like the pink slime used to make chicken cubby nuggets um [Music] tubby custard bowl again again tubby custard dipsy's tubby custard [Music] [Music] dipsy's tubby custard [Music] wait they suck it through a straw their bowl is a straw bowl [Music] what the [ __ ] are we learning [Music] oh [Music] up oh [Music] [Music] [Music] uh because [Music] [Music] they're [ __ ] slopped it's sloppy [Music] and they love it jesus christ [Applause] oh my god one day tubby land something appeared far away they just [ __ ] shovels slopped on their throats and they love it i hate them i hate them so much [Music] i hate them [Music] it was a pair of curtains [Music] they're [ __ ] loathsome one two three pairs of curtains the teletubbies decided to play a hiding game [Music] did they call them telly tummies at first and that didn't have the same ring to it so they said teletubbies because they have televisions in their tummies you know what i mean [Music] smell my pencils yup i put it up pose [ __ ] yeah still up there smell the smell wow [Music] hid behind the curtain lala was looking for pole the green one [Music] smell [Music] [Applause] [Music] vinnie i missed the tubby custard segment could you replete could you please repeat that segment please [Music] rolling game [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] and then tinky-winky just rolled away tinky-winky stopped to look at a watering can can we go back to left 4 dead where i was shooting them [Music] rolling rolling [Music] tinky winky stopped to look at a tree they didn't stop it crashed call it what it is the kids can handle it them grow [Music] tinky winky suffered severe concussions by crashing into a small tree while rolling down a hill unsupervised [Music] pink jizz [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] it was time for tinky winky to wear the skirt there you go you get in there it smells smells good huh this whole segment should be hosted by gray leno many i think i lost about 100 viewers since the tubby custard segment more weak of mind and heart let them go [Music] permanent permanent permanent cringe damage one day in teletubby land it was time for the teletubbies to do their exercises [Applause] [Music] what's this exercise then it was time for arms up [Music] then it was time for jumping at least they have motion blur then it was time for side to side then it was time for hopping on one leg time to hop on one leg you know we got ass physics there we go don't be physical sorry about now it is time for teletubby procreation then it was time for bumping tummies that's what they call it tubby land [Music] [Music] ah my favorite time is robbie wobby time soon [Music] yeah bump it up baby [Music] let me get the yellow one for a minute huh no no i want the yellow one for a minute [Applause] our career's over uh oh [Applause] [Music] [Music] why did your tvs turn on is it because they bumped douglas [Music] i got reception on my antenna oh is this oh no educational segments oh no i don't want to click on any of those because then i'm making fun of kids i don't want to do that leave them out of this [ __ ] you know it's time to leave some puppy custard again [Music] tubby custard um [Music] is very cool green one it's your turn laughs dipsy's tubby custard ball is very full [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh goodbye [Music]

Channel: Vinesauce: The Full Sauce

Views: 48,615

Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Windows 3.1, Windows 95, Classic Games, Retro Games, Retro PC Games, Edutainment, Playrthough, Gameplay, Let's Play, Showcase, Blue Ice, James Bond: Operation Stealth, Teletubbies

Id: Y2FYucQOmZY

Length: 57min 35sec (3455 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 20 2022