[Vinesauce] Joel - GTA San Andreas Russian Edition

all right so we tried to do this yesterday in fact and it's um well first of all it's it's basically a kind of a bootlegged uh well bootleg is the wrong word really it's it's more of a collection of mods that uh about of Russian GTA San Andreas uh fans cob together and they call they call it uh GTA criminal Russia um I don't know too much about this but we attempted to play something yesterday that was like apparently banned by twitch or something like that um but uh oh it's raining outside too look at that but as I said we're going to be checking out this Russian GTA thing and it's a little stinky and it crashes all the time uh uh yeah I I don't know what to expect out of this but I I tried it off off stream just a little bit you can't even play the intro of the game because it just crashes so corelan was nice enough to actually Supply me with a save file so uh uh I hope that we can play it and I hope it will work if you miss the GTA San Andreas streams this will be kind of like a like a good fixed you know cuz uh there might be something San Andreas related this month but this is more uh more Eastern Russian so um you know all right here we go here we go I think I have it ready and go it ready to go oh there we go there we go um so turns out this game uh is not in proper WID screen it's like they they cut off a little bit of it for some reason and I Tred to chit switched out to all these WID screen options no they just [ __ ] around with it for some reason um here's what we're going to do I'm going to artificially stretch it so it looks worse how about that is that a good idea oh yeah I think it fits the aesthetic of this mod anyway okay you waited long enough let's play this already okay okay and here we go so if you play play the intro this game it crashes uh so quing was nice enough to again to provide a save file we're going to be playing off that okay uh oh okay what's with his neck who is this man I don't think that's CJ um I don't know all right let's let's uh explore here oh okay oh [ __ ] it's the uh it's the real GTA police that's like hey what the [ __ ] you can't be playing this well there there is a they did do a new map as you can see that's kind of sort of impressive you know all right let's head down here I can't by the way how's the volume of the game is too low or too high oh that's police my wife wants to get a divorce why are you speaking English it's a little loud oh let me turn it down for you hang on okay little loud okay I think that should do it to okay uh how about this is that better better mix here Russian Kung Fu all right uh all right that's good okay I I don't even know if this missions in this if if it I mean the map is new and I'm not even sure if this is modeled after like Moscow or whatever but uh let's just steal a car here I guess radio Retro oh my God okay I'm going to try to avoid any blat jokes but I do want to say this finally we get to play Russian dash cam simulator 2020 [Laughter] Jesus Christ hey the grass looks nice at least okay this this is kind of incredible actually I I expected like here's what I fully expected just San Andreas like regular San Andreas except it was just random cars but it seems that there's more to this oh there's gangs too look at this wait are those slip knot members what what holy [ __ ] slip knot is a gang in [Laughter] this if you're five five five then I'm 666 Joey no what the [ __ ] okay dude Russian slip knot is hard what the hell what the hell man okay well uh what's wrong with his hand it's like stinky okay well bye-bye at least we know that now there's Russian Russian slipnot wait Tommy what the [ __ ] is Tommy doing here hey uh Hey man [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you doing here what okay my mind is blown already what what's going on okay get in the car and drive okay I'm not going to kill Tommy oh wait a minute it's CJ's Voice still what else do we have Russian chanson okay kust oh [ __ ] okay so they just remove the songs sfur radio x uh is there anything on here oh my there's there's music on here okay so what what is this place nightclub bit I I I I seriously am in disbelief look at this look at this it's a Russian uh bike [Music] C let's see if I can do some is that a mission I think that's a mission okay if we go over here yeah that might be a mission here actually all right's this might be strippers I don't know if this a strip club or if it's like a grocery store I I don't know oh [ __ ] dude what's this buy drink what is it Caba okay yo what's with this like drma base okay well let's see let's see where this goes God please don't be like oh my [ __ ] Lord holy [ __ ] the graphics holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] my eyes my Babushka Babushka come on yo that yo that other Babushka is getting down look at this yeah look at that holy [ __ ] wait is is is that audio surf why is there audio surf on the walls this is the stinkiest thing ever what what in God's name okay is there anything I can do can I dance okay well uh world the world of drum and base what a Funko can I get a snack please is that is that Walkers okay I I was getting some like Russian snacks but okay I can do the offest joke that it's there's only vodka available in this game but I'm not going to go for the low hanging fruit too okay that was the that was the club everybody now that we all have eye damage uh let's get the [ __ ] out of here wait why is it music just stops okay what is this Dr base hey take some mushrooms man and this is what is this wait wait I I know that pendulum wait wait hang hang on real artists what so this is like a real concert but what what okay special guest marusa okay well uh unbelievable uh let's see if I can go on the train that's a whole new world of excitement [Music] man dude this [ __ ] stream right now this [ __ ] stream right now I I can't deal with this I can't deal with this [Music] I wish I could see the uh the front too and it would just straight up be dash cam I can't believe I'm so happy I'm finally playing this but dear God man I wish there was missions I wish there was like a whole scripted mission of this how big is the map actually uh whoa hello it's [ __ ] ginormous what the hell I thought it was just a little bit [Music] but I feel it's a little ironic that the song is American Boy wait hang on what's this what is this to knock on the window uh I don't know what I'm buying am I buying crack uh uh does anybody know what I'm buying uh oh how how do I am I buying like a Russian Travis Scott burger here or okay I I don't know what I'm buying I'm buying something it's coffee while I'm drinking a Million Cups of coffees then okay okay that was great that was great oh these are gangs too all right look at that deagle man okay well let's let's let's get wait a minute what is this wacd Donald's what the [ __ ] is this uh right well I guess we're going to wait wait McDonald's is a gun store goddamn okay I guess I can't buy the guns though but who who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh my God this this is hey dude I what the hell okay I guess we can't go to the gun store then bre talking to you why is there like an Italian American dude hey I'm walking here in Moscow okay well uh let's another car here whoa look at this criminal Russia I don't know if you want to like brand that on your car if you're uh you know a criminal in Russia it's like advertising isn't it look at that cap welcome to Russian ASMR would you like to rush be please right in my ear okay I need to mod this car isn't there like a mod spot here yes right here this this car right here we're taken to the Moon somebody in chat goes man GTA 4 [ __ ] sucks I that a joke because you're thinking this is GTA 4 or is it because it sucks compared to this oh there's something I can do here okay well well hello oh we got clothes here all right okay I got to go for the Adas okay we have to find Adidas uh tuxedo h h h right H I don't know I don't think the uh the developers put a lot of effort into this okay uh what if I just put a hat on him um yeah I don't think they they put a ton of effort into this [Applause] I what up what about this okay uh it looks like they put a mask on a corpse that's been floating in the ocean like it's really [ __ ] up okay uh what about Shades okay that's great the the head shape is too big for the glasses so it's always at an angle okay right um what about this it's like he's got his reading glasses on always it's like oh let me get my read glasses I can't really see okay [Laughter] uh Sur the shoes Sur the shoes is different okay damn I just want like uh you know Adidas but I guess what what isn't it um what is that story in San Andreas that has like almost Adidas um what what about this he does look different but I mean it's binko okay is it prolapse when I was a kid and I was like like a lot of the that joke was just like above my head and now like now I'm like Rockstar you guys you guys need to go to [ __ ] church I should have bought like a gold chain or something man I think I un ironically really like these tracks they're Bing oh we have something here I kind of want to have the radio always on in this world it's great oh oh what's this I thought it was the the mandre mace okay I guess we're going up are we yes we are yes we are we are we are is it a mission or are we're going down or up oh oh I thought I was stuck there cursed Babushka okay uh it's kind of creepy isn't it okay oh I can go up here okay this a really EP [Music] oh no what oh no that's the camera [Music] guy I'm sorry bad end what in God's name no what what okay some dude [ __ ] jumped could do nothing about it I honestly feel bad with the music too okay oh God it's so it's so badly shaded okay oh this is like giving me claustrophobia oh Jesus look at this [Laughter] this stream is turning pretty wild I I don't I don't know anything about this it's like a whole world that's just been like exposed to me okay here we go now we're finally up oh oh there we go huh Jesus this is really really tall huh okay two parachutes okay well monkey okay all right well let's same mistake same mistake okay o o okay I guess he here I go oh no no no [Laughter] no this looks so dumb okay anything else I can find here in this in this place um it's so depressing to look at man well that's that that drum and base club which is always there's always people dancing in it okay well uh okay let's just this reminds me of just cost right now I'm parachuting down and just have I been here before what's this the the cloth store Burger Shot no I haven't okay let's make Russian CJ vomit I'm proud to welcome you to Burger I feel the illusion is uh is lost here wait a minute we can get Russian CJ really chunky hope we see you again sir okay I enjoyed serving you sir I hope you enjoy your meal what is with this American spice [ __ ] you can eat 10 right before evoms yes there we go I like how the vomit just like the entirety of the face just erupts it okay bye-bye technology I'm sorry dude that is that is Peak that is Peak sitting yo he he do be sitting what the f oh oh oh oh oh Grandma okay uh God these character models man okay well uh let's see if I can go behind here uh I haven't got a wanted thing yet isn't there supposed to be a like a fire thing fire extinguisher over here huh whatever all right let's let's get the [ __ ] out of here it's really taking me out of the game when it's like standard assets but oh uh oh uhoh well have the first crash here ladies and gentlemen the first [Music] crash let's try that again let's try that again oh God that's the intro by the way as you can see it's uh yeah okay uh well let's no no no no no no no we're we're we're gravy okay so that's my whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh there's a lot of slip thop members right now what happens if I just drive off into nowhere dude the these Russian tracks are [Music] bopping all right guys we're going to find Russian Bigfoot big [Music] foot big fot okay oh oh there's a bridge right there yeah if GTA San Andreas is forced and have like enough of creepy after here play this oh [Music] [ __ ] okay well let's get out of here this game really has a ugly look um that I kind of like it it's just something about it it's just it's it's just got this stink to it that I I love I don't know something with it it's like Russian snusk yeah there we go all right let's see if I can just go down here I'm s that he doesn't speak enough like I I wish this character was voiced by some guy oh hang on oh well there we go my stalker to looking great okay what what else do we have is is well look at that that's the credits of the uh the people that made this it's the uh it's a hit list Grand Theft Auto United huh check that mod out sometime that's that's a server what what is this is this more servers yeah cuz it's servers that's the cutest thing hey you want to play on our uh multi Multi Theft Auto thing hey look at that nice all of this original Aries it's stolen I I wonder what is that is that a giant [Music] bee it's like a long long long wasp be what is that is that bumblebee what is that okay look at that chicken okay well uh oh traffic jam whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh God the same thing happens in oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah we B been down this road [Music] again who Graphics okay let's let's see how I can escape this this awful Place let's go to L Kino okay but we did see see a dude jump off the uh the giant Tower I wonder if there's more hidden stuff in this game M okay what what is this this is wood I'm mesmerized by wood okay let's do some [Music] flips isn't this just like part of dj4 soundtrack by the way I swear I've heard these songs before yeah yeah that's holy [ __ ] what is happening over [Music] here uh nuke just went [Music] off default car oh whoa whoa whoa Russia is wild today hello officer I'm I'm just [Music] behaving right okay hey they updated the blood I recognize that blood splatter if you Google like free blood spray you get that texture and I I've used that many times before in thumbnails and stuff like that okay what's on the uh us track okay is is this like actual Russian radio what is this little little do you know they're having the most like Fierce argument about yogurt and um I can't understand any of it ooh nice almost live Russian news Okay does anybody here speak Russian that's what I what I know what are they saying hey look at this you can like hunt Moose and stuff or whatever they have in Russia Bear Just Open Fields of nothing in this whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoo I haven't been chased by the cops yet it's casual news such just might to mer you and they're just talking about the weather or they have squirrel in Russia so yeah that's a that's a squirrel Tower you mean oh no [ __ ] damn it damn it damn it okay well let's try that again I [Laughter] guess oh God it's so stinky it's so [Music] stinky okay install mods there's plenty of mods here already man what can I possibly install in this I do like the art it's they're trying oh God they're trying a little bit you know all right thanks buddy yo is that uh the tofu car no wait a minute what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what wa is Tommy verses a gang oh [ __ ] [Laughter] what dear God man this is so like so depressing to look at okay um righto well that is the hospital okay not that this game has anything to do with that game but it's just like it's just something about this Bleak atmosphere reminds me of mercenaries you guys remember that game not the sequel the original that game deserves a remaster I mean um the guys who did that game also did Destroy All Humans that game deserves of a master man cuz that game ran like slugs on the PlayStation 2 so Al this really Infamous glitch in that game where like the game was shipped out and they never fixed this the shotgun sound effect is not in the game so whenever you fire the shotgun it's completely silent and it's like how could they forget about that a who [Music] who did did they add like custom in between things um all right well we suring around and see what we can find but this wasn't in in GTA for this song what's it [Applause] what What's happen to the ceiling I feel like we're going to have a crash again but uh we'll see how long we get I can't go there yet huh if full bright wasn't on in this game it would actually look okayish but I think it's just this bright light that [ __ ] it up and this there's like barely any cars here man it's so desolate oh [ __ ] well I got my wish oh my car's dead oh it's like in GTA 4 look at that I thought it was my car doing the [ __ ] heartbeat beep beep [Music] beep okay well um I am so over this excuse me need that [ __ ] you that's not Russian [Music] CJ and now we got like Peruvian flute music yeah wait a minute what it's like the Mount Rushmore of this game what the [ __ ] that that takes me out of the game delete that [ __ ] name are you do if I was your adviser I would say delete that okay is that how much of a city have I driven I've driven around like but I haven't been here yet wait actually wait wait a minute this a larger wait a what the [ __ ] there's more to this game yo what yo please zoom in is there an air strip hang on this got to be an air is that an air strip maybe okay listen all I got to find out too they made all the Russia in the game yo what what with these Bops man they're great only Russia baby wh what what what is happening oh oh I see oh what the [ __ ] is happening can you [ __ ] off [ __ ] be blowing up okay can I can I go past this I cannot okay oh here here comes the the fire department you guys better care be careful cuz they this [ __ ] is wild don't fall down oh [Music] [ __ ] okay you guys are a little late but thanks appreciate it all right let's see if we can go past this [ __ ] okay I'm curious where this go is okay I wonder if this is copyright music it probably is you know uh cuz you know even yokono screaming gets me copyright strien on YouTube so uh who knows oh [ __ ] the car died okay uh quick I need a really Russian car what's the most Russian car here uh uh this one maybe [Music] oh there we go ke the uhoh please all right well we're going to the a STP at least to it's always some [ __ ] happening here it's like random car crashes for no reason we were literally just talking about this last night we were talking about but why is there so many like dash cam videos in Russia and it turns out you are legally obligated to have a dash cam in your car if you don't have one it's like illegal you know what the I mean this is just ridiculous look at this the traffic just doesn't work it does not work every time it's like it's programmed wrong every time I go past it's all right [Music] oh boy still jams though wait hang on this like camad okay well there's enough smoke in the game already please okay anybody else squint your ice doesn't this look like operation flasho point if you just squint your ice look at the forest enemy at 300 okay I think this might be it I got to say I love the uh the tracks in this game man oh [ __ ] okay now we're we're in rural Russia right now okay uh isn't this the cutest thing yo can I go in the windmill [Laughter] let's get some corn or something we already had slip knot let's have corn that joke okay well that's that okay this this oh yes there is stuff you can fly [Music] here now let me guess I can't go into it cuz there's a lot of gates here or whatever oh no no no it seems we can get in can I connect this I wonder no okay oh there a lot of PL why is there tanks oh it's Russia that's why right uh let I I don't want to pile up that though oh okay now we're now we're [ __ ] [Music] talking well guys we're playing Microsoft flight simulator uh 1975 any other planes here I can drive nice truck here why is it like random people walking around in the uh the Airfield here it's another tank it's another random tank just was that the tank beeping at me beep beep I guess uh okay let's try out fly uh what plane should I try I guess we'll try that that old uh holy [ __ ] this a conord isn't it um save oh you guys saw a save point Y flight yeah yeah yeah I'll try I'll try hang on we have to save just because we don't know when this is going to crash it you saw a save point here blind streamer yeah yeah yeah hang on where was it oh I'm not even checking the mini map cuz I'm so like bewildered what's going on screen I'm sorry hang on know I know wait a minute there's a bunker I can get into uh-oh uh okay it's not that bad I thought it was going to be a little spookier than this but uh oh God what there's like a it's like a Russian weapons lab or something all right let's do another save here oh my is is that a giant Stalin it's a giant Stalin uh it's a giant Stalin next to some stalls oh sorry okay we got we got custom guns now okay righto what is this what is that uh I can't seem to get it I guess it's health I guess except it's like uh just straight up durog dooga [Applause] there's a Russian uh there's like a weird Stalin simulator in VR and it's a game on Steam where you have to like um you smoke your pipe or else like you go crazy or something like that oh oh oh jetpack okay so what's this this is is this night vision yeah it's night divion which always looks so terrible in this game I got to say okay how do I I I I kind of forgot to uh how do how do you exit the jetpack cuz this is fun and all that but it's like taken me out of it slightly um um okay um H hello um it's getting a little creepy now um uh why is there what what what is this okay uh I don't know about you guys but this Metro sequel is great I'm full of jokes tonight that aren't funny okay well I'm I'm going to go uh I might be back here maybe uh maybe can I go inside there perhaps no I can't okay okay I've been there I've been there um down there okay well let's let's head on out and let's try to fly just cursed I love how the the plane is drops down okay which which which am I playing the the the uh the Concord or the this one I don't know what the actual model is called I'm not like a like a flight dude um the Concord all right all right see it's it's uh is it f to exit the yes it is okay I want to see how this goes okay here comes CJ and it's going over there and he is going there now and and is he just going to th inside of it it's a tu 144 how how do I actually get in it maybe I got a the a seems a little confused uh I got to use the jetpack just to get up yeah I need like a ramp okay okay I'm up here now um does this work I'm standing in the plane what if I stand right underneath it right underneath it perhaps like right here uh from the back maybe yeah okay the the AI is having major problems navigating to where the the entrance is I know that's the entrance but what's that oh that's the door so it should be there hang on let me let me let me hang on if I go up here and then we fly yeah could I like Chas this by oh I don't think I can do it I don't think I can do it all right well let's try the other plane then which is mysteriously gone and so are all the other planes I don't know why but I expected the the tank just be like it's another plane whoa whoa whoa this lowquality Harvester spooked the [ __ ] out of me I'm like why is there a a funny like grasshopper vehicle okay um the stair sto well I'll tell you what let's let's let's let's try this one first can CJ get in yes he can okay here we go this is very realistic and it's real it's just a little spicy fire it's fine see okay this thing controls like ass I'm not sure it sounds like this um it's more like okay this thing controls really badly but I think I I think I have the hang of it okay that's the I'm not sure that the guns is like this on this either oh okay this is pretty good so far okay watch this watch this I want to do this oh no no other one oh Jesus excuse me boop y skir dropp it hard what okay dear God I got another gang here maybe uh maybe I got zapped that's right I love Soviet core it's the only music I Listen to Let's see what else we have here in the uh in the town alien City future [Music] today oh my God yo what is this place why is the shk there meow meow okay can I go inside can I go inside um I don't think I can [ __ ] okay maybe this is the entrance damn it no okay well I guess no no no pool pool club for [Music] us I can't get over those slip KN members man uh uh uh what I love when the cars are off in the distance and it's just like a Lego brick are there an missions in this mod not what I've seen so far but uh I'm trying to look for some okay I got to ask somebody here in chat only Russians can answer this is is Russia really like this is it just this Bleak and like Hol yes you know what let's let's let's let's rank up a huge wanted level uhoh they're pissed at me now I don't even have any guns well I did [Music] but Sol I don't know why I thought it was like Russian Jos hey Jos took a JoJo's crazy Conquest see I kind of want to read the signs here but I'm also afraid this is going to be a giant ass you know what I mean okay can I go in here what okay welcome to my stand he has technique known as fist his name SAR [Applause] [Music] Platinum is this like a tampon commercial in Russian [Music] okay look at that blood look at that [ __ ] blood man oh [ __ ] okay I hear explosions I can't see explosions though uh-oh uh-oh well I should get a shotgun from he entering a vehicle right see yes I do yes I do oh it's a standard shotgun all right try the police oh here comes the police oh they driving like [ __ ] has someone been drinking oh yes [Music] I feel I'm listening to Russian [Music] Dad okay default car see what other landmarks here I've missed uh there's this San Andreas I don't think so buddy there's this area that's like huge I wonder what that is let's go there [Music] it's yri theme yeah that sounds kind of like it to yo I got to add some of these some of these Russian DTA songs to uh the DTA 4 playthrough it's generally great music I I love this it's a rushan Area 51 all right let's find some how do you say alien in in Russian and don't don't do it cic I can't read that let's see uminski [Music] no no that's not how you say it [Music] how how do you actually oh what the [ __ ] the the geography here is like it's barely textured it's great you UFO isy no stop it [Music] uh how you say that AI shut up shut up all right forget I asked tki what the [ __ ] this is this is turning great too it's so low quality it's [ __ ] awesome at this point is this like a is that another like commercial or [Music] something what is happening here okay I thought this was Area 51 but it seems to be another [Music] city hang on look at this look at this playground [Music] I wish I could ride the car okay who's that [Music] dude oh [ __ ] okay W whoa whoa W it slows down when you're about to die that's like a cool mod I guess I lost a lot of blood man excuse me take it's Russian uh Gary boozy I wish you could hear the music though [ __ ] you know you know what we can just do [Music] down [Music] [Music] [Music] why is this is like oddly fitting honestly it's not even that unfitting [Music] and notice where I'm driving I'm driving there like a graveyard this is like Peak Peak Peak s sad [Music] stream oh [Music] god oh [ __ ] who's that guy okay okay hang on this joke is great but I feel I can improve on it slightly I have I have a this this joke might work better hang on um uh uh I think I have something yes okay okay we're we're going to turn off these [ __ ] Aesthetics to 10 you know what I should also do cornflakes Mike I should just turn this into like super Bleak streaming [Laughter] okay um oh yeah [ __ ] Mixcraft crashed this I can't I can't do that joke completely but I can do this I can do this which will be just as good okay what we're going to do we're going to add this filter on top of it right so it looks crusty as hell just just like this yeah it's going to look awfully depressing and then uh going to do this and then uh we play San Andreas over it and then [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I urge you all to when you're watching the stream turn it down 2 2 40p make it look like [ __ ] [Music] uh-oh oh it's stall did it escape the cops oh now I got [Music] to can I hide can I hide the UI he looks like shrick [Music] my name glow [Music] Dickman on the next episode of Dragon Ball Zer Piccolo finds corn in Moscow PL [Music] oh [ __ ] I'm bleeding out look at look at this Blood they're going to find me it's so empty it's so empty car please oh oh [Music] oh my God okay this bit this bit was kind of kind of cool [Music] actually actually actually before before we go I want to play a custom song what is that one thing it's it's got this like really bizarre non- uclean house like an apartment complex it's in Russian and it's like Joy Division if they drank like a ton of vodka and smoked a million cigarettes what the [ __ ] is that band called M shot yes yes you want to hear the most depressing thing ever seriously this thing is so awful to listen to that it made me laugh it's just so oh God [Music] it's so fitting man it's really fitting it's really fitting [Music] but hang on hang on let's make it let's make it fit even [Music] more there we go got you got you [Music] I don't know why but with the black and white filter I thought it was a [ __ ] UFO [Music] oh okay that that was great [Laughter] okay you know it's weird this has like 16 times the amount of Coler GTA 4 actually has to okay God I I I would love if they could add like Russian pig face or whatever his name is oh oh who in the forest here n should do that for uh DTA spooky Mysteries this year you know oh my God Russian Chucky there's one thing I I I I R as I said I think I've said this before but I rarely watch my own streams there's a moment that I keep rewatching off stream and I laugh at my own stream cuz it wasn't that funny when I did it live but now I Wasing and post there's a park where I start like stomping a little Chucky and like I'm in a wheelchair and I call him chumby chumy see like nobody can drive here it's [ __ ] ridiculous like the AI is just wrong okay chumby okay I do like how this game looks it's like the question is is this game boo Lego on actual PlayStation 2 in Russia cuz I know it's PC stuff which I don't know if you can Port the same way but man I'd love to own this I'm just jamming out these tracks man they're great I am impressed that the the the the map is so wide and large man is saying AG GGA AA no isn't what are you talking about sh [Music] okay what the [ __ ] um ah I ain't your [ __ ] officer what I guess I'm escaping wait what what what I'm I escaping from the morg give me a spooky okay okay that spooked me okay listen I I want to um right oh it's getting spooky now you think you hard officer um right oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I need that gun please there's like a million cops here now I need to escape the security Zone okay quickly get out of here objective Escape okay there's a there's a blue skull oh my Lord what is this place oh [ __ ] you'll never get me ugly in a minute uh no guys [ __ ] you um oh they put me in jail they put me in jail um there there's a ton of blood here in jail uh if anybody wants to clean that up what shotgun double barrel shotgun uh all right if you would watch out we're getting along in jail I guess [Music] no transition into a hard time whoa yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah whoa whoa whoa is he going to go up and go boo spook me no okay so every time you die you end up in this creepy like Manhunt Place almost but why is there guns in jail man out of the way oh that's the way I came from right you ever you ever just like play a game and it's so convoluted to get out of something that used to and not end up playing it it's like where the [ __ ] am I going why don't you just die well that sounds very nice man okay so is it a f thing sure okay yo it's him looks like [ __ ] Mike m it's gamer person oh [ __ ] they know I'm escaping okay I I think I'm escaping oh I lost my muscle all right you [ __ ] okay um God where am I going man so every time you die you have to escape prison oh this sucks okay it's like a funny dildo in one of these uh rooms or something you want me to blast you watch I wish they spoke Russian God it's so okay this is going to be one of the dirtiest like prisons ever it's like like a million years old getting on my nerves uhoh look at that guy he got the elector chair uh you okay buddy he's fine okay it was a public execution okay God get me out of here I'll shoot you down F yeah yeah excuse me my name is not CJ my name is do they ever explain who this protagonist is I don't think they do oh [ __ ] oh I'm almost out of here I'm almost out of here now quick quick quick quick quick quick I don't want to go back I don't want to go back oh okay okay okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hey oh [ __ ] okay I need to get there right now oo no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no don't make turn around [ __ ] oh PG I don't if I can survive this fall man oh okay uh I have I have an idea I'm going to I'm going to well no no I'm going to do it legit I'm going to do it I'm just going to run like [ __ ] it [ __ ] run run okay it's not that far off actually okay just get in and drive we we'll get the helicopter later you dick okay okay but I do want to wait a minute I think I have a solution to this whoa whoa whoa is that nuke going [Music] off um hello boys get in okay he just won't stay dead he keeps escaping from the morg man you want to do it nothing else to do God damn it [ __ ] you got nothing else to [Laughter] do relevant okay there some real Benny Hill [ __ ] in here okay I kind of know the path already now so yep go through here go through here and I'm almost escaped I'm going to see if I can try to get to the helicopter real quick oh [ __ ] there's so many guys quick what what's the health health cheat in in uh San Andreas faster than a jack excuse me please stay with them this going to get real nasty fool okay I I know it's a kind of a cheat but I just want to do this okay get in quick get in quick man okay here here we go here we go I inde um okay you'll never get me uhoh I can't control this um I'm stuck in the tree I'm stuck in the [ __ ] tree oh there we go there we go why is the control so bad oh uhoh um okay well uh Freedom okay you guys quit it all right Nothing Stops the the mighty uh hinde D these two police helicopters cannot get along okay all right let's let's explode the mo Moscow I'm having like horrendous trouble controlling this it's so awkward it's so awkward [Laughter] okay okay thanks all right let's see what this blue arrow thing is let's try not to get trapped in the uh there's no way this is a hunter man doesn't feel like the hunter it's like too slow for it maybe I got to press forward on the numad to like actually accelerate okay this is so this is so now that I'm controlling this this um he D you know what I expect over speed overs speed over speed beep beep beep beep beep beep over speed over speed pull up pull up okay this this is this is unbearable it's so bad God I [ __ ] I rather just walk I'd rather walk uhoh oh maybe I should have done that wait what the [ __ ] okay right ass excuse me it's coming through run run run run run run run run wait wait guys jetp pack what's jetpack what's super quick super quick what what is Jetpack Rocket Man ha ha no no I'm down for this [ __ ] damn it no that was not you think you hard officer they can't stop me man oh oh yes that's where I got to go that's where I got to go um excuse me is this is this the the the wishm from stalker what what is going on the void okay uh this might be a reference or something I'm not sure but it's a little it's a little spooky yes hello uh I'd like to go home now can I go home please um watch out for that big hole that Bugs Bunny made oh oh now it's like permanently dark and scary uh-oh what have I done okay quick quick quick Qui quick a okay we're almost out we're almost out closer okay th this this car sucks [ __ ] but it's the best we'll do go man go it's not that oh oh is terrible okay go go we're almost out of this place I hate this place okay okay please oh oh oh we're almost out we're almost out yes yes no more this shitty place oh no no no no no no no no no no no try escap we'll soon stop that no please I hate this I don't want to go back I don't want to go back what what have I done to deserve this okay what the hell okay well uh D Russ Russia is real hard holy [ __ ] they're mounting the car okay I need a car now oh that's oh that's the Thunder that's what that was okay thanks yes yes oh no [ __ ] damn it I can't escape this place oh dude I'd rather just do this I'd rather just [ __ ] um load up a save Jesus okay beep give me that no you know I don't feel like riding a bik kid one of these days you should play the DTA San Andreas Brazil mod the Brazil mod you say do story missions if if there was any is that it is that a story Mission perhaps I'd love the story missions I really would but like I don't know if there are any a the flag the flag oh that's that's like your your uh you're okay well I I'll go there I'll go there see see if there's uh there's a thing there okay Southern City Southern C okay flags are mission St oh really okay okay well I'm down to clown I'm down to clown man it's been like two hours it's been two hours and now finally we get to the [Laughter] missions I know that feeling Russian CJ [Music] okay there's 20 missions according to the website really okay nothing like out of breath in San Andreas and you're like get me out of this like untextured Zone it's just a depressing feeling okay okay car Polie car Polie GTA 4 looks bad on low poing mode all right here we go bye-bye [Music] guys I have to ask him if you guys are saying that the flag is the tower I don't know if that's true okay I guess it isn't true then okay we try this one it is it really is all right I guess we have to see that cut scene again you did crash out the cut scene with the guy jumping off before Oh this is part of the mission I thought it was like a random Easter egg but all right okay I like how the most basic thing here they couldn't get [Laughter] righted okay there's a bar over there though okay come on show me what you got all right now I have to watch this cut scene again but that's fine I suppose it just takes a million years to get up there but right up or do I maybe I don't need to oh oh no let's not do that I have a fear of like falling in between the gap of an [Music] elevator this is face off they grafted you a new [Music] body okay is this how the whole thing starts [Music] where have I heard this music before I swear to God I've heard this music before in some movie or something okay like something you did in Scarface or something okay so now that I've done that I guess I I got to jump off too my God all right and now we go to the bar I I guess I suppose um yes any time now we be good any time right thank you all right guess we're heading to the bar a million years later there's a gun store there though let's let's go get some guns oh it's so awkward see if the AI can find its way okay well look at that look at that it's not too terrible huh okay so if we go down here that's where the bar is and maybe that's where the next mission is we'll see right let's find out wow this this bar is really empty it's very empty and it's also [ __ ] okay oh maybe there's something up here it's like they forgot to put things in the game okay I'm on on top here but oh chainsaw all right find the body oh find the body is it wa [Music] what [ __ ] sofa get out of here what is this Gmod oh oh it's all ragd doll why okay all right get out of here gamer chair okay let's go find this body I guess is that really this first mission there's 20 of them apparently so uh where you from got hey guys bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea okay [Music] H Now where's that [Music] body do you see the body I don't see the [Music] body guess not all right let's try uh let's try where I had the the initial thing okay we're going to move on to Spelunky 2 here soon by the way but I might just give this another try at some point like I might do a part two of this cuz it's it's just so bizarre it's so bizarre and mysterious you know and I don't know anything about this too I haven't seen YouTube videos or anything about it Jesus quality microphone hat ah yes I see you are also using a Blue Yeti microphone hat okay all right let's see if there's a mission here perhaps I surprised there hasn't been any strip clubs in this game yet you know it feels like you know oh oh H I wonder who that guy is what what okay well uh in Russia chairs is a little different to okay are all these the Developers wait hang on can't seem to do anything here I got to make an appointment uh yeah I can't seem to find and figure out where the missions are but uh all right [ __ ] chairs all right um H is it just a coincidence all right well I'll tell you what we should do uh before we be before we oh there's Tommy there's Tommy again five star right wh why oh [ __ ] wait hang on uh guys can do you also not hear the game I I can't hear anything thing I I mean I can no game audio just nope nothing is it back now um well I guess that's that I guess the game got VA [Laughter] muted I have no IDE to tell we're going to resume this some other day this is a lot of fun though um I uh I enjoyed it I enjoyed it surprisingly really [ __ ] pirated mod version of this but it was a lot of fun it was a lot of fun uh I want to thank once again corelan for helping me set this thing up and all that stuff so uh yeah but we're going to move off to Spelunky here so sit tight and more stuff coming up don't go nowhere

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Length: 95min 52sec (5752 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 08 2020