[Vinesauce] Joel - Untitled Goose Game

you know Nora almost cracked me up if it's rakuen seating grapes it's Tom Turkey cracks me up I don't know why it makes me laugh it just does and monkey - monkey makes me laugh - but anyway so this game just came out today it's called untitled goose Kane and I'm sure you guys have seen it I was jumping up and down about this one I saw the reveal trailer it the Billy was III or Nintendo Direct I forget but I'm really looking forward to playing this it just came out and I'm excited however I will say I'm more excited for one more thing though and that's wreck Koons raccoons is going to be like my game alright but this game looks pretty much in the same vein you're a naughty naughty big old goose so I'll check it out - let me get an on screen apparently it's only a 90 minute game that's fine that's fine [Music] guess not maybe he heard me well dog - he's in there boys I tell ya I tell ya before we do anything I'm gonna i'm playing with my pro controller today so I can yeah I don't know but anyway let's take out the goose game in your hand oh boy yeah I'm not gonna upload the desert bus 64 vods someday oh I'll try but I think everybody has seen it now a symbol flips channel but house house house panic the Sweden have geese oh yeah oh yeah I hate geese it's one of those animals that like you free no no I'm thinking swans G said I'm a problem with it's it's it's once I really [ __ ] hate I had a really bad experience with a swan that when I was young I I was in the park feeding at bread you know putting a little bread into the birds are they get the bread and you would be you would assume they would be like oh thank you for the bread no they we said oh you give them a gift they respond with the [ __ ] like I'm nice to you you know anyway here we go anyway I'm playing on the switch as I said I do believe this is on the PC - I'm not a hundred percent sure but let's check it out time to be I'm not a goose no boy Brett is bad for birds you know I have to say about that game of the year I can't hold it down can I guys two guys here that that's on my door all right I'm also setting up a joke like haha wait for the joke and then suddenly alright anyway hold to run I love the arch now already it doesn't run me a little bit of raccoons but look at it hey guys what song yeah you go on it do you go on it alright look at it walk in there alright the bend Forge oh I see you got a I gotcha okay god I love video games to use my beak ah that's how you guys combination oh I can pick up the shoe oh it's all muffled when I do this can I also extend yes I can next-generation gameplay then that pick up Lisa now with Britt okay whole isn't that per se okay yes I love it I really hope I don't glitch out this goo so you like start just like flying that would be too good alright well who I can pick up the cam - yes I can okay hang on oh they ever go this is fantastic I love it can I jump no I can't oh you don't have to hold it down okay bleep okay yeah he knows what's up what's this I can I can flap her Oh RTX on boys wanna bail dare to pick up things off the gum but how do i oh I gotta take this and then I got a oh and then I gotta get my head up how is this gonna work you can't just oh oh oh oh I thought I had to like come back for some [ __ ] reason I thought I thought the goose had to like combine items like repair mode combined yeah he knows what's up okay you know what I love that they settle on untitled goose game not a name it's fantastic bye though he's a little hard to control but look at that mm-hmm I'm gonna steal someone's lunch guys you want to know how I'm a pro gamer i deep that's right that's right no no no no no I want to [ __ ] with them I want to [ __ ] with them I want to [ __ ] with them you know how Dale's never know hang on wait that's it no more menace to society you're my bread soggy what the [ __ ] it's so salty what [ __ ] this in just it's me el Diablo and crack yo yo yo yo yo yo yo in case in case they would like survive this we need to hang on you need to put you down here okay there we go wait they ever go all right hang on we have to you have to dip fully all right there we go there we go oh [ __ ] hang on hang on we got to do this right it's got to look good this kind of look couldn't be in singing all right now they're go soggy asal they on oh can I turn the water oh don't tell me I can like do stuff with this can i no okay press - is he okay - do get into the garden get into the grass keepers get the ground keepers wet well I got a sandwich bread already okay steel the grind keepers keys make the ground keeper wearies oh he's old he's some hurt his home act Sam heck he's hone that okay have a picnic I already had a picnic okay I cannot read this this cursive writing at all I'm sorry bring to the picnic blanket sandwich apple pumpkin carrot Jam thermos because I'm having trouble reading this do and a basket all right I've got a lot what's this what's this you know what you know you know what I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a DP boy alright oh my god it works it works [Laughter] okay well that's kind of you Oh what's this it's good it's good but it needs to do this [Music] [Music] okay okay sorry sorry sorry sorry about that hey wait no wait oh dammit I guess that's not how we bring very naughty okay yeah what now huh ah got your radio wet and that's this goes along it's like this we got him okay well that was amazing I'm learning so much as a doc you I'm not really a doctor but you know close enough okay that's that's one thing a by Tim I'm not gonna bite him I can steal oh wait i can steal oh I can take the stuff to do the picnic looking well maybe it's my meal now maybe I like to dip you know like you know wait I got I got to do a proper dip well isn't good enough yeah that'll do that'll do can I take the shovel oh yeah yeah what Oh oh [ __ ] dah you'll never get me oh yeah we'll try to get the keys then they're mine they're mine you'll never get it back you know what you know what watch this guy's yes Oh what an [ __ ] oh this poor poor groundskeeper man was fantastic tell me I'm gonna offer him a rose all right I'll tell him listen we had our differences we've had our differences hey it for you for you all right well no no no no no no friends okay he's happy it's real happy Oh what can I do here can I turn the sprinkler on activate turn on meow okay let me let me get a pumpkin or always see my Popkin see Mike pumpkin no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm fine okay I'm gonna take your pumpkin okay what can I control this - so naughty okay let me think his boot look at me go look at me go okay yeah you know what we're gonna do we're gonna take your spare boots and I dumped them yeah that's boot okay dip that boot okay good oh oh and I needed the UH I needed a jam - so let me get my jam okay hang on her tell her I'm gonna outsmart him oh oh ready ready for this he'll never ever hang on wait watch this boys wait genius [ __ ] genius I am the smartest bird alive okay race this way race it up like if this thing worked as well could i I see you guys saying Keys use the keys guys I don't think keys are gonna work like that I I don't think this this bird knows how to [ __ ] lock I mean maybe no no I don't think so maybe if I damn it okay I know we'll shred up and shred up the keys and I'll never get him okay yeah well let's bring this to the picnic all right there we go you'll turn the faucet on okay hang on whoo well we tried there's a side entrance oh there is okay let me guys before we do that though we got a dip you got a dip okay there we go flap flap flap flap flap flap flap did you pick the thick blanket is the pig big plate born oh I thought that was weight that's what the picnic oh I see I see ah soggy well so I rolled so I roll him I forget can't can guess wheeze unintentional rhyming but oh oh yeast can the yeast can the yeast candy sweets yes can the yeast can they just can they eat oh sorry Kenji sneeze okay do they want war or peace zoom in oh oh okay oh do do do do it oh my god okay oh nice okay let's see what we have here I don't why with the sound raise a little breath of the wild leaf and I like it oh I guess that's the the the next level okay Joel English [Laughter] yes stop me I'm the master you're the slave I like to imagine this vishal image of this quiche is like holding off to this faucet over and over again okay oh [ __ ] I've trapped myself here a little bit let me just clear this out - all right hang on okay we're getting in boys oh wait I'm in it oh wait a minute oh [ __ ] hey hey hey I'm stealing your feed get out of here guys how long until this game breaks Oh No geese is getting a little loose the goose is loose okay it's getting a little yeah I don't know I expect this thing to start flying any moment now okay a lot of graphics in this game very nice no the keys are not gonna help me guys I can't unlock it hang on hang on there we go see he's gonna do what he's gonna do it yeah you got the keys open up wait wait did I lock him in no [Music] got what if I'd all [ __ ] okay hang on hang on I know how to solve this okay hang on hang on hey buddy hey buddy hey buddy I listen to get the keys I'm gonna put it through the door all right you'll have them there you go it cool now Howie ah no no what the hell okay let's quickly get get our [ __ ] here betrayal you know I'm gonna get the coffee Tillman's gonna mess with him what's coffee needed uh the thermos was required yes no no no no damn it go go go go go go go go no no take it yes yes yes there's some [ __ ] oh okay there we go ducks talking okay there we go plop it on there nice okay oh god this game this game is too funny okay uh I need an apple poor man yeah this guy's so like Oh God every day with these [ __ ] birds let me just okay I have an apple guys I didn't I didn't dip the thermal scan fine you want me to dip that to screw it okay good good deep okay how long until he shoots me not soon enough okay now we have that god I love this game okay now that we don't oh no no no no no no no no okay see that's the feed I got to get a whole pumpkin for this I'll try okay oh no no no no no no my [ __ ] ha ha ha no me mine it's my [ __ ] pumpkin damn it ok we need to distract him I know [Music] get pumpkin Gabe Gabe Gabe Gabe Gabe Gabe [Music] no I'm so close to the water tell what well in distractions leads to the other now that's like ha ha got to get your keys got to get your keys and then good now it's gonna try to look for that genius the smartest bird alive bamboozled okay there we go alright nice a big birdbrain alright he's over there now okay I have the carer already so what's in here ah another carrot okay hmm what else did I need also needed I need a carrot don't know yet okay so radio and Vasc had either radio okay it's gonna be a little little uh I guess he took my carrot in the last night what help me hang on hang on it's gonna suck go man go I don't think he's around he's not around have we got him nice maybe she do that lad no no no no no no no guess what guess what buddy guess what guess what guess what guess what huh huh huh huh guess what no that's my [ __ ] Oh on the last get your thing get to thing dude come here get it get it okay you gotta bail gotta bail okay now quickly we need that Kara Beck instantly all right as we need to dip the radio I think quick okay got him we got him oh my god we got to dip the the pumpkin too nice okay now what remains is the basket okay quick enemy taught me in the meantime hey guess what guess what buddy oh no no no I'm causing a ruckus causing a ruckus okay basket basket is it the basket they mean this I mean it I mean uh it's like an ice cooler but lake you guys went up ting your stuff ha ha ha no no mine mine okay quick you mentioned a basket where we're guessing the basket no [ __ ] where is it no all my things no my eggs Oh in the water it's floating in the lake okay I'm gonna have to do a bamboo so long this guy hang on my leg okay good get that stuff done okay where is it where is it this is the basket depth but different a basket that's like a a thing my picnic that's what I'm talking about ha ha ha ha ha ha and I naughty and guess what guess what buddy now doesn't work anymore see what see what your hatred has brought you all Chu okay I'll see what else we have here we uh make the grass keeper where his own is Sun Hat oh okay hang on I think I know how to do that gotta sneak up on him maybe man what is with this birch problem one it's so naughty I can't go here yet okay mmm hat this feels like a picnic mmm where the Hat set where the master oh oh man oh wait I have an idea what if we can get this and like kind of get up there with the power of mmm I don't think it's gonna work maybe need to make a contraption it hang on hang on hang on [Laughter] reach you can do this it's a little bit more it's a little bit more no damn it yes just like that kind of maybe no not like that at all yes yes yes whoa what what my god you got caught now how the hell how the hell am I gonna mmm can I take this too I mean I am the worst I am the worst can i water hang on I'm gonna take this down to the lake I'm gonna see if I can feel this is water okay can I steal his current hat I don't know if I can come on yeah if this works this game has incredible physics does it I'm not sure maybe a little bit and I'm gonna see if I can do another one hang on fill it fill it kind of it kind of works I was thinking more like a sprinkler thing that was going out but dude if a Bert I saw a bird doing this in real life I just like I just buy one of those like you know Armageddon meals you know that'll last like 50 years when those big buckets Jim Baker buckets just lock myself in because I've know like life is over don't mind me don't mind me don't mind me don't mind me I try to spook them okay moving on to mMmmm I can't do that what's this hmm you can feel it from the tank inside by the shed oh okay I have an idea I have an idea hang on I demand attention I'm having an argument with this apple grass keeper grass keeper I demand more coffee give it to me once or have a smash damn it okay hey what's this can I go inside there it's the cooler I can do it on ok ok ok now no I got to do this quickly you can do it come on you're a bird you love Heights come on you can do it you dumb bird ascend ascend damn you just get on the thing god damn bird oh this can't be the way this cannot be the way I refuse to believe this is what you're supposed to do maybe I can just like trick that the AI into like or the physics of this game to comply with me watch this boys ready ok wait wait oh I'm so close I'm so close no no no the cops I was joking [Laughter] where did he go where did he go oh I'm up I'm up boys that can't be the solution that can't be the solution no man no no no no no no no no okay fly me to the moon okay maybe Oh God what could it be Gus do you think the chair I mean obviously I need to get up there but just oh you know I'm so gonna try this it has to be this [Music] what why why come on let's me let's be friends [ __ ] like yanking on my [ __ ] beak it's like stop it hmm all right hang on let's see here uh what does that say uh is it rake in the lake are we doing rhyming okay I'll find it no no no I need the money I get the thing what watt lights is a requirement all right I'm death clown look at me waddle beep-beep-beep beep-beep-beep the [ __ ] trucks coming okay neat alright I need to do okay make the grass keeper hammers thumb hole hmm I know I I think I know how to do this no hey mean mean mean he's probably over these in construction work and I'm gonna stand right behind them and honk at him and he's gonna get so surprised there's gonna like freak out now that there's no way that this cannot be the solution this cannot be the solution I'll try it one more time I'll try it one more time here but I really don't think this is how you do it the goose is evil he is a little he he's not evil he's just he's an agent of chaos oh yes are you guys were [ __ ] no no no no no no yeah it was right all along dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip oh no my hat what no no no no no ha ha I got it I got it ok another question is how do I get that on his head take it a sneak behind them and like plop it on like you know yes I lost guys quick joke quick quick joke quick joke [Music] [Music] no wait wait we got to do this then [Music] [Music] Oh [Music] ha [Music] can I go underneath oh oh no no no mine yeah well guess what yeah ha ha [Music] all [ __ ] I figured I can get in the water what if I go under the bridge that's his keys ha ha ha ha ha what but whoa what is going on here what is going on here uh okay I guess I can walk on those well he found his keys at least kind of but how the hell should I put this on his head hmm you know what Tara I put it on the picnic I put it near the picnic put it here make him do it while threatened him with a gun hand mmm-hmm you know what this is this is a really outstretched solution but hear me out what if we drop it on his head while we're on the bridge now that's that's that's too convoluted that's too Kangol there's no way like yep and I was like you know hey oh no no no no [ __ ] Oh nay nay nay Allah curse you yeah yeah [ __ ] okay let's see what else we have we make it the guys at hammers thought okay let's observe what he's doing hammers thumb okay let's just look at them we can get this hat back yeah okay okay you can't spook them you can't spook them okay wait wrong animal [ __ ] the game this is a [ __ ] game and I love it okay dr. duck okay let's see what he does gonna fix this up I'm just gonna look I'm just looking I'm observing okay guys had an idea I really I really [ __ ] crazy idea can I stand on this wait for him to walk by and then yike honest honest hat [ __ ] the police he got cocked okay nailed it naughty oh he's getting real pissed off now you know you know you can I steal the side can I steal the sign please yes I can Oh [Music] guess what carrot now I know well he had a little confusion there okay I like how this groundskeeper said you know what this [ __ ] this one geese in particular all right just that that one one bird not allowed okay I'm gonna wait here I'm gonna wait here no no the worst day ever [Music] easy doing the same thing again no okay hang on shoo well guess what I got your coffee so guess I'll just hide it hide it hide it [Laughter] own lies okay victory oh now he's gonna be your Sun Hat dude yeah and I was gonna go get it - ha ha ha [Music] I expected something more out of that [Laughter] okay Oh see here um you got all that now now we're free can I open a great no gonna go Eden bottle look at him wait guys I'm not protected run run run technology so this is in England cuz I recognize the what what do they call the TV radio the what are they called what what is a call in the UK it's like the not stones I'm talking about the teletext the teletext hmm foosball [Music] friend oh it's like Jesus football telefax doesn't exist anymore Joe it does its weight on it doesn't sweep was that no I'm just duck what we're gonna do yeah so it's so naughty okay hmm what else can I get here can I get a baaga role as it's called it time to go back to my crib and game present for you okay deep this is made us try out really haha guess what I have ah [Music] oh she's got a broom oh I'm sorry sorry sorry ah ah sorry sorry no no I'm us got swooped hang on to do okay break the broom trap the boy in the phone booth what make the boy wear this wrong glasses make some butt buy back their own stuff go shopping put in what you get on TV this is madness as a game is the best thing I've ever played holy [ __ ] okay I I you got the small break from this you cannot make me puke laughing holy [ __ ] okay I'll be right back so tight [ __ ] tile goose game going off so don't go away our goddamnit we're back with this madness oh Jesus okay so break the broom well let's do this chronologically so it's easier to do because I was like gonna do the last one first but we're gonna make him wear his his wrong glasses huh no no no no no it's chill out chill X get on t do I can do that too hmm for a moment there I thought I can't I break the window and steal a TV okay you can turn the Karstens and print - oh you can actually put that off oh good now I can read sorry I cannot read curse him I suck at it I'm awful at it break the broom trap - boy in the phonebook I could read it all before but go show up and put in the basket toothbrush your loo paper loo paper I thought it was a bog roll I thought that's how that ya know hair brushed in food cleaner fruit and vege your origin so we got a break there broom first on no no no no no no no no no no no no no hey what's this oh I see I see how it is I see how it is yeah huh I'm at an argument with a bird get honked at I'm asserting dominance ah nearly got it yeah well guess what hahahaha I am the master now ooh haha Oh what's this trash hmm new home detected can I can I can I live in here toothbrush wait wait wait wait no wait guys there is a lot of shenanigans possible here hang on if I can just do this just this is gonna be hard as [ __ ] but you see hang on if I can some somehow not necessarily be in it you know yeah yeah yeah [Laughter] [Music] [Music] now I've escaped the beyblade zone I'm escaped I'm escaped [ __ ] you're gonna do about it I'm not gonna do anything illegal so in order to do that you need to crouch in crash into the trashcan right and then you got a grab oh it's cut it's real tricky to pull off I did it before hang on I love breaking games like this okay yeah it yeah all guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys I know what we should do I know what the [ __ ] we should do how about we Solid Snake this we become the trashcan so I can just be a moving trashcan if that is even possible Oh [Music] yeah what what what what you don't own that trashcan you don't own that dress can't what he talking about well you gonna be pissed cuz I'm playing with trash can okay it's stolen see I want to live in here Oh almost hang on yeah a little bit more it's a matter of getting your your Bert okay hang on what is her problem she's meaner than the groundskeeper Oh almost I'm not even doing anything I'm not even doing anything I swear to god oh oh I almost had that it sorry I can live in it it's gonna be an impossible feat to pull off here but I really want to like have the trashcan above me so I can just like be a movin movin around trash can that should be on the semen in itself personal achievement and I don't need to you know may forget if I set this up on the side hang on when I'm is doing this geese are [ __ ] I think swans are worse [ __ ] honestly you you know you know what birds aren't [ __ ] soon you know birds aren't [ __ ] pigeons pigeons are homies all right piggies have learned that you know what humans are okay so you know what we're not gonna piss them off were just gonna like we're gonna form a symbiosis a buddy-buddy relationship you know please we gotta break the room I trap the ball in the phone booth okay I'm having a bit of a moment here this is a phone booth or is it uh no this is a mailbox I'm being an idiot I'm thinking about TARDIS all right hit what's this Oh Toki oh my god possibilities you'll never stop me [Laughter] and they heard all that it's via login he's via logging okay can't do anything with this yes I can protected I'm protected now I shield it okay run run run [Applause] keep running keep running keep running that's right son so naughty such an angry bird but not an angry bird you know okay so we need to we need to get to a mmm [Music] if I take the glasses hmm I can have the glasses no no no okay there was someone here was there someone going into the place where's the phone booth okay yeah yeah to the far left oh yeah you know I needs protection how long until they ban birds completely in the city the red box we'll see here with that red box like all the way over here no no no no no no no no no no no okay well over here by the way Oh a shortcut know what that is in okay really - I seriously if you don't finish the stream I will probably do that too because I love it somewhat guys Harker Friday Harker Friday on tidal goose came I was sitting on the stream this that much but this turnout oh I see it I see it but how do I open this up I have an idea can I stay break the glass maybe I think it's just gonna hide in the in the thing like this no I that oh please please please we got a news police him can I close the door wait okay can I take the camera No no I'm not leaving wait hang on nadir it's me it's me I hear I have to do a thing I have to do a thing here I have to do a thing this whole game is mean but wholesome it is ok I'm not done yet nope nope let me in let me in let no uh yeah I'm coming in I'm coming in I'm coming in come on coming in [ __ ] [ __ ] this poor boy he's gonna wake up every morning from now on just like crap his pants every day okay but I can't just open the door can I have no but if I walk through the door have you heard of a stoolie the honey badger no matter what the SU does it always escapes what Stu flee okay well uh oh hang on hang on oh damn it I have an idea how about I call the police I will do it wait wait Ken honey hello police okay oh [ __ ] wait a minute the I softlock did I no you don't know I don't know you don't know you don't know uh I'll be back I'll be back what else do we have here it was something about having customer buy their own product I don't know what that is mm I'll see what we have here make the boy wear their own glasses okay let me do that real quick oh [ __ ] [ __ ] choo choo choo choo choo choo hang on uh make someone buy back their own stuff oh oh I see I see hang on hang on and all I gotta do now is do this uh if you gotta get pissed off like hey that's my thing no I've been on okay try to do this real quick I love I love the goose with the glasses ha ha ha outsmarted again keep running keep running [Music] hey you drop the glasses dude oh you can you can make him on do his shoelaces okay no no no no I see what to do I see what to do hang on hang on Oh such a bully are you okay oh I can't see anything the person's like what the [ __ ] all with this hey hey go buddy here you go there you go oh no sorry no no you you have it you have it back you take it it's made for you meant for you got the n-word this birds [ __ ] this bird is [ __ ] up it's [ __ ] up [Music] he's got is he gonna call the cops yes he is yes he is he's calling the cops again [Music] it's me it's me Austin its trash TV oh God all right whoo go shopping okay make some buy back their own stuff okay I'm guessing but now that boy can't see anything so this is gonna be like impossible I think okay I don't know how I'm gonna pull this off honestly I don't know how I'm gonna pull this off hang on if I do this and then yeah and then I'll just hide underneath oh my god whoa Laura what a scumbag what a scumbag know that hey buddy now that I feel so bad about Bob me being mean to her I guess she's doing a price thing on all the do I need to do the the price gun you know you're not I mean and like put a price on it the price gun no I have an idea how is he gonna explain this to his friends yeah I was bullied bought by a bird all day okay scare the kid into the store okay hang on oh that's his plane this is plain is she gonna be like hey that's my that's my plane that's my plane no please I need my plane that's awful that's awful [Laughter] chap the shopkeeper in the garage okay go shopping okay I need to go shopping how do I go shopping guys here we do it again should be good I can buy back twice [Music] [Laughter] there's no way no no no not again not again no no I know hey I spot this thing I just parted this is mine holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] third time purgatory purgatory oh no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it they caught me they caught me they caught me [ __ ] ah damn it I really want him to do another one of these hey wait wait wait wait get the shoelace is undone you know what you know what you know what too bad too bad wait wait wait wait hang on wait wait a minute we're sorry don't process it have it have it - I don't like I'm so mean I'm so mean oh no no me allowed oh [ __ ] guys don't don't worry guys I know I know just the thing all right here you go buddy there you go cool now hey hey by the way buddy buddy I think you need to go get your plane go get the flavor no no there's no way you can buy it for a third time No [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] it's got a lot of money on him I give him that okay we'll stop we'll stop I'm just nodding okay whoa whoa whoa whoa okay okay no no no more no more no more oh no I am the trapped idiot now I guess what I'm causing a ruckus in the garage causing a ruckus I know what to do guess what I stole leak it's not a leak okay well here we go we got out we've got away the the vegetables here okay there we go maybe one more light tower let's let's take a cabbage or something this is a hard hard stuff oh she escaped she hath escaped yeah I did that mean ding that's me that's me that's me that's me apparently okay I'll see what my goals are to do as well so this is secret stuff oh okay maybe you can break the broom if you close the garage on it oh okay go shopping put in the basket toothbrush loo paper hair brushed in food cleaner fruit and veg okay but how do I go shopping so I can slap myself up here hang on no no no no Oh y'all just gonna put things in the basket all right okay so here we go we've got a toothbrush which I know is near the trash oh I know I left the toilet paper near the car yeah all right toothbrush required you know geese have teeth by the way huh like I hope you asked that sincerely no this they're [ __ ] great be look at him look look at him look at him Oh Lord oh Lord all right anyway let's keep on going here I hate it yeah me too toothbrush loop paper right so we gotta go all the way all the way over there have did you know moistures have ice no I didn't and I didn't need to know that either now that you know the fact that geese have teeth all right - chatter simpleflips all right hey that works alright hey hair brushed in food cleaner ok cleaner okay yeah nothing I can get that to fruit and veg what's this is that is this food this is a food simple focus on I work kind of meant to do something tonight but I got so busy with this that oops oops hairbrush okay go at it too he's back he's back cleaner fruit and veg acacia fruit and veg what about a pizza that's both ok invite him to play this I don't think this game is multiplayer if they pick it up are they gonna like reset this thing no that's not how it works we far-fetched almost yay whoo they can't bring stuff out oh no oh no she took the can she took the can I undo this quick then I got to do this real quick I shall it let's hide the bathroom let's hide the basket inside the basket oh it's heavy it's heavy come on Doc you can do it you can do it little bit more no no no damn it fine we're gonna do you're gonna channel the power of the Hongki we're gonna drag it a little more trapper I guess I could okay we're just gonna drag it so far off that yeah don't worry about it kill her with a gun if I find one okay so let's see here so fruit and veg okay let me let me quickly get that get the tin food back real quick oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] haha how does it feel to get owned again I can't be the only one who's getting like breath of the wild flashback to the music I'm all going nuts am i I feel I am okay please no please no okay I have an idea [Music] Viveca cook quick quick quick okay okay we got we got this never got this man okay nice turn a little quick quick veg she's not out yet is she no okay weren't required breath of the faux goose of the wild sheesh oh [ __ ] yes is cleaner cleaner was like cleaner was near the trash can right - I'm gonna save myself a little more time here gamer's again okay anti shopkeeper spray god I'm okay this isn't good see I can't get over the fact that like I made that kid buy back his stuff for how many times now go shopping okay okay now and I were fine but let's go shopping is it just anything how does one go shopping let me guess I gotta get up here you you did it oh I did I unlocked it I have an idea I'll do a combo [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] later oh dude I should get a TiVo for that come on oh hey that was a secret that was a secret that was a [ __ ] secret ah timing timing what the hell is this he has to buy his freedom okay what else do we need to do break the fence what you guys talking about what are you guys talking about Oh [Music] he is in he is enter the server oh [ __ ] [Music] we have two points per brick mine now so we got here make someone break the fancy vows help the woman dress up the bust make the man spit out as tea get dressed up with a ribbon make the mango barefoot to do the washing with a bra a pair of socks a slipper a bar soap I want to be the prettiest bird what is that Oh mm-hmm and slaved water can I wait he's gonna stick my head in here like I just stopped it like deep drink okay ribbon locator I didn't see there oh wait a minute huh you mean this oh hello oh that's mine put that on me please can I can I can I get that on me please please please please I know what we should do [Music] there's gonna find a replacement Oh guys happened it what if I pretend to be the goose we take this thing move this [ __ ] [ __ ] now I'm the goose idiot okay we got a beaver gonna steal for it though hey check this out who's over here uh-huh okay okay let me go fix that go fix that okay now I just gotta stand here and impersonate that wasn't me it wasn't me it wasn't me no I'm not saying anything Oh I'm a statue and then what's in here oh oh oh [ __ ] did what this is what is this what is this things problem it's so naughty I guess what guess what get game would [Music] kind of make a spit on a salty huh hmm well Oh what what do you want to take my ribbon are you gonna take my ribbon don't take my ribbon so take my ribbon you took my ribbon it's mine you [ __ ] god damnit [ __ ] feel so naked now kill him we need to kill a man okay well murder murder I guess what I'm back I'm back redress me please again again again yep yes please poisonous tea that's pretty good good job idiot ha it spins faster faster faster open damn someone's gonna get a heart attack okay oh I think he's missing his his teeth he needs his tea back they can go okay oh [ __ ] dear was okay oh he's pissed off now he's pissed off now oh hang on this game is closer to hitman than you think it kinda is yeah look at our objectives here so we have let's see if did all of that stuff next I'll break the fancy vaz help the room and dress up the bust dress up the bust to make the man spit honesty I'm trying to do that one right now so hang on and I'm guessing that it's just oh [ __ ] the fancy Vaz yes onda I guess this is the boss here but rest up with what did did did she she that's a toilet but why would you all right all right whatever oh well I can just guess what ran in front of her eyes yo [Music] Heys we're gonna break it oh I thought it could break because of the length but all right [ __ ] it looks like a bong shut up I'm going to do a drug yes [Music] okay no my ribbon again you give that back dress me up this instant dress me up this instant right now get the do to throw it over the fence sure but that's not gonna he's not gonna throw the vase he's gonna give it to her if he steals it this is something very intrigued intrigue whilst often oh you [ __ ] you [ __ ] idiot idiot that oh dude you blew it man you blow it get there to paint you well first of all well I guess you won't paint me if she knows that how would I do that they're turning neighbors against each other okay hey Ellis here help the woman dress up the bust make the demand go barefoot do the washing help the woman dress off the bus I don't know what that means better make it spin okay I love this thing I don't know what the hell it is it looks like trap mask replica okay well the hat from the Frog hat from the Frog my now but I can't get the hat off it's like one complete piece you know hmm the man's hat [ __ ] he's coming he's coming he come ha ha ha what now what now no my ribbon I guess what idiot is what I have now I want to keep that [ __ ] ribbon no matter what oh well okay I guess what guess what I'm gonna take your slippers Oh yes are you gonna I know I realize what I should do here [Music] yeah oh [ __ ] outsmarted yeah but try getting it now man try getting it now try getting it now man hey I got your newspaper are you gonna think your slippers off yes well why wait wait wait a minute wait what you got you zip your wet now man okay so be it did what if we make him throw I'm gonna make him throw the [ __ ] face again wind chimes unstoppable I'm gonna put this down here right you know it's kind of weird about this game by the way they include are really weird referencing this check this out and if you do it fast enough in this game right it turns into this [Music] dress me up with maybe I can dress it up dress it help the women dress up the bust what do I do with it maybe this can do this and then eh eh eh eh eh eh eh maybe [ __ ] maybe she'll react to it okay hang on hmm yes that is good well don't thank me well I mean I would say that's kind of a good dress up well you need more more than that she needs to pipe oh I got it okay gotcha stealthy for this one still real stealthy for this one make it throw the Voss again please and try got it it's gonna be pissed it's gonna be pissed off yeah [ __ ] we gotta keep this open first you really gotta fix the fence and I wonder where my pop could be he's gonna he's gonna be pretty freaked out when he sees what you did to the bust okay okay [ __ ] it's gonna I don't know how I pull this off just like it look at that look at that Oh take it take it take it take it mm-hmm yes yes go go go go go go go go go go yes now you watch out no no no stop bullying me I've never done anything bad no sorry ah we did it hey check this out now whatever my pop could be here I've never done anything bad all right no that's horrible listen AMA I'm the happiest goose alive all right mm-hmm the glass is too fine Oh God wait what's this something about soap wasn't there dude up washing Oh should I do the washing in the hey what's this should I put the the boobless in the pool hang on sorry I'm here to wash here to wash just here to wash just here to wash I can I need to clothes in there but bublé's slip him so he'll die sure let's go with that yes hey I'm over here now what are you gonna do about it what the [ __ ] are you gonna do about it huh drop your [ __ ] glasses wait what happened to the glasses um wear the glasses oh there there they are there they are found him ha no no no in in no I'm blocked off well I still have delivered the glasses though my my glasses yeah what now what now huh ha ha guess who what's the meanest in this game so far wait I can paint too you I I didn't do one bad thing in this game sorry I'm painting I'm painting I'm painting look oh okay well now all we gotta do put the glasses down then how I tortured that poor boy no he was a bastard he needed a lesson in humility all right otherwise he was gonna grow up a bastard you know I had I that was that was a good good life lessons you know all right let's see how this always watching - he's watching - he's watching - yes yes here's your reward okay now that remains is make the man go barefoot right what else can I do do the washing do they wash them with a bra a pair of socks a slipper a bar soap so a pair of socks huh so that all this stuff I got to do that's a lot of stuff mmm and behind her canvas soon so we're gonna do right I'm gonna reverse this can i oh that this this animal is very naughty haha got your bra you know what why not this I am surprised that this madness has gone off as long as it really has okay so here we're gonna do we're gonna get everything in order here I'm just okay here we go drop this oh dammit okay we're gonna make several rounds for this lady lady lady are you okay you all right everything okay [Music] it's your hope so all right she's broken okay who's trying a motorcycle at 1:00 a.m. what the [ __ ] No [Music] okay I need my other sock okay I'm just gonna wait here I'm gonna stealth around here wait okay got him okay we gotta go gotta go rum rum suck yeah that's I really don't wear socks like I hate socks seriously this is no worse feeling than like being out for a day and coming home and like get that [ __ ] off hate them Devils intention okay there we go what's left now is guys I'm having a moment here where the [ __ ] did I leave the other sock guys big brain moment here but was it near the ramp perhaps your your people your people doing a little peep okay I have a scratch on my face there we go there we go maybe I could quickly do this like is it this is washing is this washing now that our let's get the other sock and hopefully just activate this like you have done it okay I got to put them all in okay gotcha we yet okay okay I can't wait for the the other Guinness very similar is a raccoons washee-washee I missing the slipper a slipper did your thing is right there mission accomplished mission accomplished oh [ __ ] he's not he's not gonna know these calm down man calm down man calm down man stealth hundred yeah okay we have to have them like guess what I I know I know will distract them like hey you check this out got your paper get your paper why you so upset with the roast picture now got piano note bang that's it I'm getting me Moloch okay don't touch that this is gonna be awkward hey lady I know who took your bra I know who took your bra make someone prune the price rose prune the price rose occur mm-hmm I think I know what the o dudududu drop yeah what is he doing Wow okay good job he's playing with it no no no no no no no no and I can't just like slip it off him right okay unless I'm not playing this earlier Russert oh yeah here we go [Applause] [Applause] all right all right well he's got it we settled wait for him we just got to wait for him and then everything will be fine all right I mean I I know I need to steal the other slipper don't worry what we're getting to it we're getting to it we just got to wait for this [ __ ] to do this okay bleeeh hurry up dude cyka blyat I think there's something wrong with my dog no it's great there's a little bit broken but you know it's good he's trying trying his best [ __ ] okay so we do this haha you'll never reach it never ever yeah what no ha ha ha ha I gotta think over here slipper alright it's gonna be a little hard trigger trickier than I thought okay so what we need to do now we need to sneak off with one while this is still happening oh god it's gonna be really tough to do I'm not gonna do anything man I'm not gonna do anything I wonder where my pipe is okay I'll take it anything man relax relax relax man no I'm here I mean I'm your friend I'm your friend Oh friend friend okay guys I'm trying to get it I'm not doing a good job maybe I can dance for him you know maybe I can just you or something because I can't get that slipper off mmm or get it no I said I don't have it make him slip yeah mm-hmm okay oh wait we'll wait no no I'm I'm I'm hiding well he's pissed off he's pissed off okay no I'm not doing anything no mind me don't mind me don't mind me don't mind me [Music] don't man hang on III know I know the timing I know the timing what's the gooses name Joel spaghetti okay literally a second too early no no I don't worry I got this plan out spaghetti okay dr. Phil noodle I like noodle I really like noodle ha ha no get the thing no it's not working they aren't it's like this like one frame you have to get the the shoe on there it is dearness ah [ __ ] frame perfect trick this geese is too much sugar can you hide under the table I don't think you can I was almost on sub-pixel perfect no no I'm not coming he's gonna go for the tea yes almost said it No ah yes yes now watch this nope listen here's what we're gonna do I'm helping I'm helping is she gonna cut hey a friend check this out check that out if this [ __ ] if this a [ __ ] thing breaks again I swear to god they checked it up check it out he's not gonna throw it again is he is he you [ __ ] [ __ ] in her [ __ ] face okay okay well there we go nice going idiot oh Lord I'm thinking this Oh before before we go guys before we go before we go I'm not gonna move to the next level unless we have what we need all right oh [ __ ] I gotta hide it completely out of sight nope [Music] you'll never get it here look what happens if I am impersonated whoa dude big place strats strats wasn't me nope it's just it's just your statue no more about it which is me [ __ ] weird a statue Italia weird asked at you I just want the rose is what the ribbon it's what the ribbon on me they got a lure it out a little bit all she knows now she knows no hello yeah what I got hey put it on me put it on me Oh argument argument you cut down my roses you cut down my roses god dammit entires British town terrorize my goose nice going alright let's go let's go ah oh my god that's the best that's the best I'm bringing that [ __ ] with me no no please sit I need to squeeze it in audio out of context well that worked itself out oh no my ribbon what am i doing oh okay oh well now hey please put it back in please you can't take the ribbon with you it just drops it why Devi's please fix well that sucks man that's like you need that come on oh man I'm so sad now I'm a saddest me attempted to glitch out that the the goose now look at him vibrate fine fine nobody gets it oh hang on well now well now who got VLC the goose is loose my Amazon package my dildo dude the goose took my dildo so that stole my package um can I can I go in here I know what we need to do I know what we need to do trying to mess it on the other side other side other side other side you you know what's coming you know what's coming this dumb joke needs needs a big ol finality oh well not like that oh yes yes but not not quiet not not quite oh hello it's me in the box it's me hmm did you figure out it was me oh no oh no oh no one IQ move damn extreme big brain place I'm in Merrion voice we never have [Music] [Laughter] [ __ ] awesome solid goose I live okay I love this [ __ ] game it's so good the goose is in boys okay I love a sneaky okay now what what the hell is this a jenkum machine what is this what do I do with it I don't know what I'm doing to it but it's a bucket oh okay can I can I be in the trash can oh okay awesome this was me the end of the level okay for mopping what the [ __ ] is this oh wow okay don't break it alright let's see what we have here get into the pub break the dartboard get the toy boat make the old man fall on his bum I thought this was like a family-friendly game like I didn't know I was gonna go that distance alright be aware the flower what steal a pint glass and drop it on the canal set the table knife work plate pepper can okay it's got to find things apparently okay I got that I got that bum knee bum bum okay what's in this he was me he was me Austin it was me all along [ __ ] not trying to get out [ __ ] Oh sneaky what's in here okay well I'm being the naughties [ __ ] animal like imaginable and I knew it wait hang on sing us a song you're the piano man sing as a song tonight [Music] can't get me man do I have that do I have it I'm escaping I know that's a really weird thing in this game by the way you know this like a secret they put in the game and a few people know about already because it just got released like three hours ago it's really stupid but check this out if you press the e zr and you put up up down down start start it present it place this it's it's really crazy if I could crazy I know [Applause] [Music] can I just hold it down like a long long note like this like you know but I can't okay hey they oh I see what they want me to do I see what they want me to do I got kicked out I make you fall on your ass later you don't mind me no mind me mmm guys what if the what if the [ __ ] goofs could drive you walk my you walk my okay what's down here oh I thought it was more instruments for you to play with but not quiet the old man who needs a foster one you stole the harmonica from I figured that at least but what if there well I guess we have to go in here what's the point of that okay oh I'm guessing I can get this open somehow making cheese this maybe I can cheese this pop the tire still pop the tires I don't think it works like that but or can you nothing is impossible in this game honestly okay we need to see what else is in here so that's the actual pub okay can they say I love the Arsenal of this game it's very simple but it fits exactly what you need it to be alright use a dark - pop the tires that's not a bad idea that is not a bad idea guess what song [ __ ] how the [ __ ] do you always get guess what the [ __ ] I'm doing god dammit it's the eye of the goose well let me just uh do this there you go not me in there it's not me in there it's not me in there I tell you the inert I guess I have an instrument a mixcraft called dirty duck and it's the most disgusting instrument I've ever heard in my life just listen this thing ready sorry sorry I'd know more that no more that no more [ __ ] more nope I'm back boys I never left well now let's see what we got here get the toy boat make the old man fall in this bum yeah one of the flour steal a pint glass and drop it on the canola what why am I getting a reward I'm like the worst thing ever hey what's this what's this no no no I'm not talking about that I'm not talking about whoa okay hmm sorry let me just I'm trapped okay maybe I'll you know when what I made this game even better drunk goose well for all intensive purposes let's just head can't say that he's really drunk he's wasted okay hmm well I guess we're gonna head back hello just me just me just me just me you know dice this is video games 2.0 welcome you want to play with me I'm pretty good at this pretty good look at me go you know what look I'm winning I'm winning nice nice going I'll be his ring boy you can do it you can do it nice here we go another one for you and no no no no no here you go here you go here you go new one for you now this is why video games were invented alright hope [ __ ] no [ __ ] I'm not like this I can't do anything right I'm sorry old man I'll be back I'll be back no I'm just a distal Gus excuse me excuse me hello ladies no uh-oh how about this how about this can I get a price they love it I'm the best thank you mom I'm fine ventures continue this game was made for me oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh hey we're safe he's a good boy please my flower it's my flower okay I'll like you back for that thing I'm not 100% sure okay add your own flower alright here we go get the toy boat make the old man fall on his bum and I know how to do that Oh pull the stool from the old man I think the oh I thought that old man was the the the the Barton Barton keep security guy but are you saying he's got Falls but not the old man [ __ ] okay okay when he's about to sit I'm so naughty I'm do it I'll do it I want to do it I'm back I'm back I'm back I never left boys I never left yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] okay get the toy boat still up on class and drop it on the canal set the table set the table like it's gonna be a little more difficult I thank you I killed them I'm murderer oh [ __ ] okay it's gonna be little trickier I think pepper said one of the things oh you got actually you got to actually physically make like a thing I don't know what that was so necessary but alright what's that that's a toy boat but how do i I got a four feel that I think that's what you do that's what you do keep going keep going keep going can't stop me I'm the master director okay yes it's mine it's mine my boat my boat my boat my boat into my lair haha look I have a flower and I have a boat now I my boat now okay okay guys by the way iiiii didn't get on a coat or anything I cast for this game I decline all game offer codes and stuff like that I bought this game like everybody else it's on the switch page the switch game page you can play this right now yourself if you think I'm playing badly or whatever we probably do a better job than I can so it's it's up right now it's like 10 bucks this game fill the bucket up Joel oh yeah that's true I can probably do that too okay let me plop my little feet over here BLAP BLAP BLAP okay hang on fork over here okay you know this goose needs to be put in the child chair what's the book to his lovely [ __ ] everywhere to intimidate the people oh you mean before there's no poop bottom but there is intimidation and scaring the [ __ ] out of people and you can also do this and if you feel like you really want to do some damage then you do it like this [Music] you [Music] look [ __ ] is wrong with this animal [Music] okay run run run run remember Oh Bob and naughty drink drink drink or drink okay forget it we gotta wait wait I got a position this rights it looks okay drink chug chug chug chug chug yes wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm gonna time this I'm gonna time this okay okay [ __ ] oh [ __ ] aah well I got a weapon now [ __ ] hell oh [ __ ] in that glass now - wait this on the cup and this another cup I can quickly get oh no oh damn it no damn it no again aah aah oh great now all the glass are done Oh God [Music] [Music] used to bucket Joel a bucket of beer [Music] burner now what can't stop me that goose is loose we did it boys we did it boys real gamers now oh he's gonna get a new glass I think you drop the bucket Joel okay well well now well now let me just so this bucket it's gonna be filled with beer are you crazy all right I'll try some I need to snatch this see how a pint glass and dropping but I didn't actually to drop it well you know what I'm gonna fill up with beer hole in the fence there's a hole in the fence there Oh like here oh yeah you're right you're right [ __ ] okay guys I got this I got this hole in the fence no guys guys I know this might be a hidden objective you don't know you don't know man you don't know if I do this okay we're back to this we're back to this [ __ ] but watch watch this watch this I'm gonna get a Shiva for this all right top gamer score in the world you know I one of the the first people that play this game right now so I might get the first year for this you don't know man you don't know okay no no it's Oktoberfest uh Oktoberfest 9 that's is docked over fast 9 it's banana goose this is Oktoberfest Marik Sun which please kill the god damn bucket no no no that's my bucket no no that's mine I've worn it I can't [ __ ] see what I'm doing huh nope nope you know what [ __ ] nearly broke dead but how the [ __ ] am I gonna do the glass thing and there's normal glasses left glasses you know what I mean drop the bucket on their head I wish I could but look I'm [ __ ] out of it ok there's pints on the side hmm it's back so I just need to drop this in the canal right now hang on okay gotcha but Eirene them I fill up with beer I really want to fill this with wool hide hide hide hide hide hide hide it's on the left oh I want to feel it first I wanna oh oh dad I wanted a droplet ah [ __ ] oh well I think he's gonna replace it it's gonna replace it hide in shame oh damn it what is she delivering constantly I don't get it - yeah I did goofed I've done a goofy okay hang on no no no no no no no no no no I'm just hanging around being not the S can be and my goose face you cannot see all right what we put it down first like this and then it won't explode when it hits the floor okay now now quickly now I get wasted dude no no please I need my alcohol dammit [ __ ] my goose liver my goose liver I need it damn it was so close was so close this time ah well at least the guy's gonna show up and give me a new one so I'm okay but we still need this items at the end he was gonna be really hard to do hang on I need to be like a he's [ __ ] classic II break in there oh oh oh no no I'm trapped I'm trapped he's like drat couldn't get him this time either we've got some tomato yeah what are gonna do huh no I can't believe that and snap my neck yet oh you can go through here okay okay yeah I need that glass I really need that glass doesn't that door okay we're chill out we're having fun we're having fun no no no maybe it don't be mad hide the bear plug on the table so the bear would be always open that's [ __ ] genius that's [ __ ] genius I like that and as you can never get it okay 200 IQ chat to Joe you've done that like a dozen times yeah but like you know you stuff's plug like I assume that if I do this it's gonna run out but okay get this oh no no no wait what the [ __ ] is this this is plates damn I doing the points no that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] that is horseshit that was just random dumb plates that wasn't the [ __ ] that wasn't the glass that was not the glass what the hell is that all about no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no pretend plates it's just thing ever gonna run out and let barrel of booze dammit ooh it tipped the glass over okay well we need a new glass here so uh hey buddy take this up check this out keep looking huh see oh I thought only he could replace it okay no why Oh guys what if abandoning to existence in this game right you [ __ ] up enough times and you become the dinner at this pub whoa yes okay activated okay keep going keep going keep going let us even work Phil field yeah I needed like a big old bucket or something it's just the canal they're talking about like that over there that's what they're referring to this right here yes so that can't be right well it's filled with water now but Oh old man you did that you did that you did that not me not me you cannot blame me for that you cannot blame me for that that was all his account all right that was all this account I had nothing to do with that okay oh we still like to do this oh [ __ ] here we go again yeah the canal is to River the to the rife with the efficient Oh where I found a little fishing Bob thing okay I got I got that okay okay that's a long way back okay I'll try though [ __ ] them all oh no oh wait still see it's still safe no no not like that no no that's not what I wanted to do [ __ ] I gotta go all the way back ok let's let's locate this is the canal right this right here but how would I get that over how would I do that because it's still locked you know mmm maybe I can go through that mmm ty what perhaps what I need to do first is set the table knife fork play pepper candle and maybe I can just open the gate manually without everybody nobody else doing it for me hang on I think so yeah that's what it is that's what it is hey before we do that let's explore a little bit more oh we have up we have a new area Oh see no no no I'm uh no I'm I don't want to get into the game razón no no no no no stop damn it no my facebook [ __ ] is all over there about I don't even have facebook but you know wait a minute what's this can I can I explore the dungeon can I go and meet Bongo Bongo ooh what's all this all we're back here we're back here can i hmm we got him boys soon that way I have an idea whatever you honk into the well it's gonna be like honk I want if this works and I'll laugh my ass off kind of ex-mayor like I expected something like hang on let me let me set this up for a dumb thing ready let me do my let me do my best duct impersonation for this first one dumps get ready honk honk you know something like that how wait a minute what's this a coin oh I wish to be duck - maybe I need more more the biggest dukhia wish granted is that the same coin now is it I it might be because it uh wish revoked again again infinite wishes hahahahaha no one can stop me infinite coins what if I go up here then then I can I see guys I've activated the swim mechanic I'm going at SuperSpeed right now nothing can stop me except this damn baby oh we've got a baby up here pacifier oh by the way European extreme activated wait I'm in it it's me boys it's me I've shot I got to do from the other way I'm keeping this baby I'm baby I'm baby Baba it's this blue shell incident prequel I'm not gonna say anything about that I love this game oh you know I haven't see I'm still not bored of this game that's how great it is I thought was gonna be another like goat simulator like I get so tired of goat simulator after a while but this one is way funnier in my opinion because it takes itself seriously we're like it doesn't feel too silly I don't know it's just something about that game this game that just I'm back here now I'm back here did I do all the objectives not yet I did not do I did this one this one this one but this is the final level I assume so still high class I drop into the canal set the table okay it places straight yep hey it's granite and main in quality mud hey guess who's back guess who's back baby oh my pacifier nope you cannot take my pacifier from me it's my most prized possession come on [Music] okay we need to go back there and set the table all right this is really turning to Hawker Friday here I don't know how true that is but [ __ ] I got to do it from the other side okay well I caught this icon if you backtrack in this game you find out more about the world you know like oh this is here and this is there okay okay I think my favorite so far this game was this level was the funniest in my opinion because when you were on the TV holy [ __ ] and meet me selling the boy his glasses not not the plane how many times did I do it the two times Oh God flap flap but for time a four [ __ ] times of [ __ ] okay I bet you see what was on there right here does it stop hang on yeah yeah it does okay I don't want to go figure get on the TV with the pacifier should I find they'll do it baby goose on the loose [ __ ] [ __ ] up yo three hours of goose playing why is that a complaint this game is the best game ever man come on I guess we gotta go okay and well we've been here all right of course and it's dumb [ __ ] you oh I wish I could what my pacifier what no give that back give that back right now you [ __ ] uh-uh but a [ __ ] okay you're getting back oh wait did I trap myself in here with the painting no no no we're fine we didn't see what was else here hang on uh okay well there was a doghouse here I wonder if I can do anything here foosball she's me coming through I'm at the rear wait my pacifier oh you have this [ __ ] what else do we have here well I haven't been here yet - I have not been here yet oh that's the pub you get into okay hang on it do you see no the boys still in the garage he's still in there oh [ __ ] okay miss the gate okay I'll go back and get that we're talking about this gate yeah okay nice the wall has been connected okay and oh what's this can i it's gonna I was gonna deliver the mail to the neighbor and be like haha slight crime high legal maybe haha isn't it actually illegal to uh to do that in real life to steal someone's mail of course it is of course it is that's so [ __ ] illegal what am I talking about I get that table we're gonna put you here yep okay okay now we just need to sneak in you sneak in okay yeah but it's not a big affair goose right okay [ __ ] goose yeah welcome driver playing [ __ ] goose mail tampering is a federal crime in the USA yeah but what if it's funny is it okay then bamboozled oh [ __ ] wrong wrong wrong wrong get in get in quick quick quick quick dammit oh [ __ ] hey put me in put me in I'm just in the box I'm in the box that's this is what opinions were amended I'll tell ya okay there we go hey hey this is the last gate you open get you in the back way no that's the other way they said the other way okay okay here we go oh it's upgrade its you know it's Tyler from layoffs news network how you doing man thanks for the hosting all right now if you if you whoever viewers and I'm pouring from Valse news network you're playing untitled goose game and it's a [ __ ] hoot right okay well if that's going over there oh [ __ ] oh no oops I'm sorry I wasn't meant to [ __ ] or whatever press the button dammit oh we're gonna need this plate alright we're gonna need this plate I'm gonna have to do this very meticulously doesn't everything it's going here the pepper and everything they're not gonna go all the way there just find my [ __ ] I really doubt that bucket her I don't know how can you okay this time we're grabbing a glass wrong I do this the safe and good way okay okay here we go and yeah yeah I get pissed if you want okay good good good [Music] it's still it's still pouring beer never-ending beer key I got this I got this man the master never left oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah that's right that's right a long way to go used to fill this in this and the canal but to go back you passed it what this isn't this the canal no okay and imma drop a bucket on the burly man's head the burly man's head okay let me just nice that is not the canal well the Chivo says otherwise so sorry you're wrong if you really want to feel the beer there are jugs in the dresser next to the barrel oh sorry Joel it isn't but it is uh dude I just got I got a cheapo for it you got a deny me my Chivo come on son that's not very gamer of you okay we go get me an Yummie and man this this woman has been like working at this mundane delivery job for like the entire day Joe drop the bucket weight and drop bucket again when she puts it up so but this is not this is this is the lady she's not a burly man that's not very cash money you know how hard this for me like resist honking right now that's a song wait a minute wasn't there a sign just now oh [ __ ] I'm early okay whatever so you guys are saying that there is some way to fill up the beer alright it is there's a way of doing it I like that some people answer in Spanish when I say that like a is this true and somebody just goes see okay well I'm gonna try this out but this this isn't look like this doesn't look like you know oh [ __ ] piss piss piss piss piss whoa whoa okay I'm gonna get the candle real quick I can't get those I cannot get those like those right up there no way man tortilla hmm get something boost you up mmm okay what could that be [ __ ] hmm I'm gonna do something cheesy something dangerously cheesy I'm gonna glitz my way up by flying oh [ __ ] ah no I was joking oh [ __ ] we okay guys suggest this please we need some somewhere to gang up there cuz I really want to feel up that because there's no way that there was just like I mean what was the point of getting the beer like that you know I feel really fairly attacked by this game you know nobody likes me in this game okay let's still do it speaking of us do what we're we're not leave it did I put it down here there it is okay that's this better work here okay I don't know if I can do this oh no no we're fine we're fine we're fine okay keep on going keep on going keep on going keep on going you can do this you can do this okay yes a little bit more impossible she has seen me she has seen me the scheme is quite difficult if you want to get all the secret stuff you really got to put in the the extra work okay okay that was definitely not what I want to do but loose okay okay no no no no damn it get it get it get it the [ __ ] because I'm highly convinced that you cannot get those beard pictures no way no way non interactable they're not real well we we wasted time here I guess damn it one more try one more try one more try this one singular individual all right whatever [ __ ] the goose is loose final stance I think you can't get him I think you can get him I swear to god I'll you saw the interact interactive sign for that yes now come on crazy okay I am pretty crazy but listen I think I think this is doable I think this is doable this is turning into some like goat singing leadership right now because it's just like get up not this one the other one damn it oh come on get up I'm giving up I'm giving up there's no way we can it's too [ __ ] difficult it's too difficult I mean chased out of my own home alright huh once we hide the plate what if we hide the plate too what if we just hide the plate right because there has to be a reason for this okay oh I should actually properly hide it okay hey the old man stole it [ __ ] no okay let's go so you set the table instead because we've done this on and off so much now hey ay ay ay ay ay I think he can move this sittin benches oh yeah the bear thing is not real well this game should have a beer thing I'd like it very much [Music] I feel really attacked right now leave Leave leave fun I always be here all day then I think I just had a galaxy brain moment I'm very sorry for wasting your time so wait you you did it but now you didn't okay okay it'd just be like that okay we guys we have a weapon here's how we do all right we're gonna set the table I'm gonna set the table here and it's gonna be fine yes I've seen that I'm gonna [ __ ] that of course you have of course you have seen this I'm talking of course about the the crab with the cigarette and the knife I love naughty animals Bert Burgess cigarettes to crack me up it's like they kind of know you know I got a feeling they do I mean they don't but I have a small feeling they they might you never know okay smoking or and katanga is a real thing though don't don't say that that that's not real that is totally real that is totally real all right that is totally real I even talked about it several times okay if you don't know if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about there is a smoking or Ranga Tang in it tightly and I think and they actually had like because people are giving him cigarettes at the zoo and he got addicted for real and I'm not talking like haha he smokes haha but he was like you know and it was just like addicted to smoking and they're like what we do is we send a dog rehab she'll give him like a nicotine patch look I'm totally serious about this the goddamn monkey got addicted to smoking so they couldn't give him any more smokes and anyone really depressed and I made the argument saying you know this orangutan has nothing to live for all right he has absolutely no [ __ ] thing let him smoke let him smoke damn it I mean why not I think it's mean I think it's really mean okay I hope that orangutan is okay I don't want to like find out now that he picked up smoking again and now he's dead could you patch it well look how I stacked that pepper look why stack the pepper what the [ __ ] okay plate the pepper knife Fork plate the pepper Cosette scandalous left okay okay given an endangered species lung cancer is a bad idea conservation wise no I think no I think that's a great idea you know the more we introduce animals to become us soon there will mean no difference you see will speed up evolution by introducing gambling and smoking alcohol to random animals then we have saved them because then they'll be us you know the more bad stuff happens like orangutan smoking soon he'll get a job you know it's like we will give a turtle like a cigar and it'll be that movie the record Ralph no the one with the the the Zootopia yes thanks [Music] he was so close to saying the one with the rabbit you want to [ __ ] I swear to God for in the in my [ __ ] head all those Pixar movies and DreamWorks movies he has become this like blob and for like there was no there wasn't ant any animals in that movie I'm like I was legitimately thinking of donkey and Shrek I was just imagining like Shrek and Donkey doing the [ __ ] the wink face at the screen and like what dose of what it's Disney I can't [ __ ] tell these movies apart okay don't gay don't care okay the DreamWorks face I do have a little bit of a problem telling it the the animated movies apart I gotta say the Incredibles to slap the [ __ ] out of record Ralph - I thought record Ralph - was a really kind of a movie because every Christmas in Sweden we watched these Disney movies right and it's a real tradition but we do it every year and we were watching this thing with our free use of new movies coming out and they showed both the first I should record Ralph - and my dad was like you know I mean if you think I have boomer opinions that comes from somewhere and my dad's like we'll look at all these new movies they lacked soul and heart and I was like do I I can't agree and it was just like wreckit-ralph and that that's Smurf or whatever Smurf lady and they're going across Amazon and eBay and like like this is seem so soulless and then Incredibles - came on and it was the baby fighting the raccoon and I'm like this is good this is good oh [ __ ] oh no oh no catastrophe no [ __ ] all my kitchen wares aw damn it but I can't just put it here knife fork plate pepper set the table what the table are talking about you have to put it on the round table the round table with it oh you're talking about ah muy bien okay I thought okay just cheese it okay don't worry hey speaking of this movies and then what what's the what's that movie with the two dogs eating spaghetti you know what I'm talking about Lady and the [ __ ] how funny is that scene you really think about it there's two dogs eating spaghetti in the back of a restaurant two in fact there's this there's a meme about this now it was it wasn't it wasn't that that mean ah here we go here we go okay anyway put that down yay we did it drop a bucket on the burly man's head oh how will I do that so first I got to knock the bucket down oh that's gotta be tough okay I got a bait first we do that we drop this down bait him over there how alright I'll try you know when I hear piano internal looks like that the the slamming of the keyboard I suddenly seriously uh breast of the wild soundtrack is really weird I can randomly just play random Keys on my keyboard like this oh how it like this really high this is that sound like breath it's just like random notes and I'm like what what's going on here it's like it's ambient but it's like what the [ __ ] it's just [ __ ] like that and whenever I hear that the the loud arm of this music suddenly I hear a steady and suddenly I miss expecting the the Guardian to shoot my ass blast seriously doesn't this just sound the breath of the wall if I do this it's like [ __ ] okay but it also sounds like Windows error okay well is this back on again now yes it is so we got to lure this guy all the way over here about how the [ __ ] am I gonna do this okay well don't mind me don't mind me now okay well this is awkward no blah [ __ ] toss tomatoes over there mm-hmm you must you must hit the guy carrying the boxes like what are you talking about EU brain what do you I don't know what you guys are talking about no no no no don't try to get the conception that I think I think that the music of breath of all sounds bad I think it's like it's genius because it's like it paints a mood by being ambient and kind of blanked to where your own emotions fill in the context of the music so doing this you're like huh I don't know I like it it's like simple its minimalistic simplistic but also invokes a lot of you know [ __ ] like that you know [Music] okay breath of the wild like that all of that game gets I think that game is aging like a wine right now I don't know maybe maybe I won't say the same thing in 20 years but but really I'm [ __ ] surprised how how good it is looking back on it it's like there's like three Zelda games in my opinion but speaking of that the Link's Awakening remake came out tonight but I'm not gonna check it out cuz Link's Awakening was never a game I really want to check out and I don't know again this is me talking [ __ ] but I don't like the style of Link's Awakening remake it looks like it looks like it looks like the art style of a game that's a Zelda game but it's like a card game outsourced to a mobile it's very cute and nice but I'm like I don't know yeah no no Joel hates baby game well I hate everything I'm a Boomer okay so you guys just say something about a bucket that's the bucket right but that's not the burly man this is old the man okay okay mmm box guy but that's a lady are you sure okay all right well guess guess we'll see who's right because the this doesn't make any sense that person just like delivers boxes they don't stand around yeah you need to toss Tomatoes everywhere Oh if you drop the bucket it puts it back up ah ah so what you're saying is drop a lot of just Tomatoes and then come but the requirement is is burly man and III assume that like the the bar guy that keeps everybody out it's like I'm burly Mariana thought that was the guy tomatoes potatoes green beans okay well let's try that again I guess okay there's just a hitman game of that goose now it has turned into that hasn't it so we're talking about stuff like this and then that person is gonna you know alright hope you guys all right Oh goose you're stuck okay fine [ __ ] up those potatoes oh no no no no green beans tomatoes potatoes okay no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [Music] activate activate as you stand around I guess [Music] no that's how you play that okay well we're just waiting we are waiting door door maybe I bring out the may to the bouncer maybe look they're not they don't care they don't care tomato trail to the bouncer what okay okay uh I don't get how I'm supposed to do this but okay so we got one tomato some where's this tomato if I take one right like yep okay good tomato acquired and I gotta rush the [ __ ] and then like hey buddy tomato you know take care he doesn't care haha maybe I can then I guess I gotta make a path like this and then I'll just kind of like bait him there okay so dumb okay he's coming he's coming alright too they admitted this box person doesn't like one really notice maybe I don't think this is gonna work guys I really don't think that's gonna work this is like a really ridiculous idea Bret no way all right here it comes here it comes now okay activate tomato you want the nice tomato don't you no dammit pork wait a minute hey I'll hit him eventually gigs up the gig is up [ __ ] I'm going to reassemble the tomatoes all right don't don't you worry guys I'm all there to fix it all right good boo Bert come here come here you love potatoes don't you green beans potatoes tomatoes okay we've got to do this then I'm stuck I'm stuck there we go I've escaped okay now please please would you like to check out some more Tomatoes please mmm delish delish fish go man go no no no I'm not done yet I'm not done not done no no yes yes yes we did it ha ha ha ha ha I guess why I got a little bonus for you uh uh oh he's pissed off right dude booty blasted he got booty blasted it alright next area maybe let's see here uh is that is that all is that all oh [ __ ] Oh find a final confrontation rule sin nature where's my knife where's my knife where's my knife damn it [ __ ] finals yes yes here we go [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] I have the high ground okay you are estimate my power Tiwa I'm gonna give myself a secret ending I'm gonna give myself a secret ending to this because I guess the game is over technically so I'm going to my to do a secret I'm gonna do a little secret the same I remember when I put the pacifier okay it's not over it's not over yet there's still another area what but really oh I like a day include the switch Pro ladder so you're saying this more huh alright I can't rock and roll I can do that no problem okay you didn't let him do this routine to open the next area oh so any sexually walked there and do it ah and here I thought that this is like it hello I'm back I was gonna do a secret ending for myself which is included pacifier and ribbon and I was gonna say baby ending big baby ending the end but I guess I guess there's more to this huh alright well I listened know where the ribbon is now but just go through here that's the mail okay wait this game is not on steam yet so they didn't switch first to its epic oh yeah I didn't mean to say it like that [ __ ] I'm sorry I'm sorry [ __ ] mark it wasn't meant I wasn't meant to say you know horrible stuff like that I'm sorry it was an accident was a total accident I'm sorry guys I really apologize for my language okay let's observe boo boo boo boo boo oh baby baby detected you know how a instrument that's also called dirty duck - I had dirty duck wanna and this is the second one sounds like this southern ghost duck really low note I'm sorry I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that sorry so he's gonna do this routine here it's gonna open up the next area right low battery draw a line and see that's Rory did it oh [ __ ] oh my god oh my god oh my god dude oh my god oh my god dude what the [ __ ] sorry I dropped my switch it's okay don't worry don't worry it's not there's literally no need to panic okay so this is the new area huh all right level 10 hey are we talking about this no open up please yes please Oh mm-hmm oh the garbage bin and what could this be oh hello hey hey [Music] someone's someone's paid a little booty blast right now no no no you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't okay we're gonna hide in here yeah we're gonna let him take the [ __ ] we got my pacifier all right like it like it like it oh no I'm stuck in the wall Oh nope ah vice their blood on his ass did his anus explode or something yeah we there was a kind of weird scene in this game earlier really disgusting and our character for this game to do that but yeah this is his anus blew off like is it came off and he's trying to search for it it fell off oh you know I'm gonna I'm gonna [ __ ] with this guy oh no no no no ha ha I almost took his shoe laces off ah I know do Mosu ah dumbass [ __ ] your where's my pacifiers like down here right get it get it get it can I get it I can't get it I can't get it oh I'm getting stung locked enough I can do this guys soon same [ __ ] again get the thing okay good good no duck is stuck duck is stuck again duck keeps getting stuck Oh leave it you guys want to leave the pacifier [ __ ] it then okay so be it but it's so close yeah I know it's not a dock but why I was gonna rhyme with all right whatever I'll be back I'll be back for it okay so there is more huh it's that I mean it's your golf course you bet it is you bet it is and here I thought and here I thought the game was over with ha ha ha I got I got a key yeah okay got a mario land hey who's this dream course hmm this is the end game this is Dan game oh okay get into the model village I am go Judah old lady you know what or lady long live the king for being mean tonight to let me let me just stomp around let me stop around and world map no no we do this not quite exactly the theme I wanted a little too goofy sorry I meant more like you know no not quite that either I'm talking like I'm talking this no Archer [Music] it fits with the hot dumb it sounds - Oh Jill go do this [Music] general Kim Kim he's gonna do it come on you can do it and I was a goose but come on [Music] come on I know maybe I can go from the edges a little bit more thousands dead [Music] you may gotta flap my wings too keep pulling keep pulling keep pulling [Music] yes yes [Music] haha clear level he did it the power of violence Vince again thanks awesome shit's [ __ ] yo okay well a master so let's see whatever I get it to the mauvilla steel a beautiful miniature gonna take it all the way back home oh oh [ __ ] objective escape objective is survive now they're all gonna chase me down I see what's going on here oh [ __ ] quick hey it's the I exist alarm pay attention to me please self-destruct and they shade and tell us do this visit full of songs tonight I'll do that and thence do this [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] say wrong way [ __ ] [Music] we escaped yeah I mean if I go this way it's gonna hang on yeah [ __ ] that's locked mama and I can't just cuz that's open so [ __ ] I gotta do it the real way then no no no no no keep going keep going duck I mean goose no it's oh [ __ ] they repaired it we'll see about that we'll see about that [ __ ] run run [ __ ] run and don't look back keep going keep going Duncan oh [ __ ] he's repair the [ __ ] fence - oh no what do i do what do i do oh oh no my thing [Music] - all your back now what yes yes yes yes this is is this haha [ __ ] wrong dude - it [Music] the boy escaped [Music] oh no no no I'm here shoot I'm against whooped no my bell my beautiful bell and it's Versailles now [Music] now you don't no my beautiful Belle give me back my Belle No [Applause] ah hey grab what I want I can't get mom what we have to break the broom I thank you dude if the if the boy boy if the boy Boyce Boyce Boyce my thing hey would be very pissed yes ha ha the madman broadcasting to the world he's on every channel ok I gotta go now bye bye bye FUS pile okay yeah you better run [ __ ] so we all started [Music] coming through [Music] hahaha outsmarted again oh no uh-uh a final beep yes man hell yeah we got this man Nani what oh no but maybe what if [Music] this is where it came from though but perhaps the other way the other way will do it duck is coming home boys my sons coming home we got this the piano that's what I'm talking about that's what I'm talking about what son here Oh was a rationalist started for real my golden bell he had several twists what a twist I loved it what a game and time well that was amazing but what a naughty what a naughty goose I love him Taran attending ten out of ten ending and the beer still is still going out oh what a game oh what a game that goose asked the goose whatever just delightful just delightful muah-muah a 10 out of 10 game I loved it oh that was so fantastic worth all of it says I love this game that made me laugh so much you have now unlocked gun mode walk together born English a kanay so got all I need on [Music] [Music] oh sorry sir I got so caught up in playing this amazing piano wait a minute to do us we lock the groundskeeper out of the guard oh this were all the secrets extra extra extra okay so I have unlocked all the secrets now here we go and lock the grass keeper out of the garden what we did do that we did do that I know I didn't give a chi before that but anyway cabbage picnic trip trip the boy in the puddle open an umbrella inside the TV show up Oh makes someone from outside the high street buy back their own stuff okay collect the five flowers in the basket over the well a tulip a lily arose a daisy a chrysanthemum did I say that right cashton obvious is thrown over the fence oh okay get thrown what get thrown over the fence damn there's something bus with things from the outside the back garden as a score our goal oh dude that's gotta be crazy to do okay sales the toy boat on the bridge perform at the pub wearing a ribbon perform at the pub okay steal the old man's woolen hat to do quickly complete the garden to-do list before the church bell rings Oh Noah this is speed run stuff complete the high street to-do list before the church bell rings completely backwards to-do list before the chip well I think no speedruner but I'll tell you what I might return to this game at some point because this game was fantastic I loved it I made me laugh so many so much and it was overall fantastic I loved it I really did it was full of heart it made me laugh and and off wants this duck like completely a flew path and turned into wet noodles on the floor just you know completely just you know brewed so solid game saw a game I really enjoyed it I really do now after this we have raccoons which of course I've been looking forward to for a very long time the raccoons love it I love it so I'm looking forward to raccoons too but this game was very little bit a little different it's more like was it less chaotic I guess I would say but it had a lot of humor and I really enjoyed this game so yeah untitled goose game was a treat and I highly recommend you guys take this up too I hope that my stream of this wasn't like too revealing of all everything you can do in the game you should check it out yourself and I'm sure you'll find a lot of fun in a suit as well but it is only available on the epic game store and only on the switch game store it's not available on Steam just yet but yeah I hope that this game gets a little bit more recognition but yeah anyway I'm gonna move on now to an FM be Friday and yep it's that FMB Friday it's that one so be right back sit tight and more games coming up don't go nowhere

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 226,246

Rating: 4.9131103 out of 5

Keywords: vinesauce, joel, full, stream, unedited, playthrough, part, vargskelethor, untitled, goose, geese, game, physics, animal, duck, bird, physic, sneak, stealth, boy, level, groundskeeper, hat, tv, wreckoons, raccoon, music, metal gear, meme, ending, hardcore

Id: kM_dkpq0AKg

Length: 225min 42sec (13542 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 21 2019