[Vinesauce] Joel - Spelunky ( Death Roulette Part 7 )

tonight's the night I feel it I know it it's happening today is the day we beat spelunky I mean I can't promise that of course and I can't promise that my microphone falls down but I promise yeah kinda I mean I hope I do my best but you know let me skip my controllers controller controller that's what it's called anyway you guys ready to do some lucky death row light I sure AM there's gonna be some broken broken hearts tonight it's gonna be some big bucks baby you know so oh man Joel you know this to ending spelunky I did not know that well please don't spoil anyway a legit thought that Joe was gonna stop streaming after what win spelunky anyway let's get this on screen Sarah might smack my PC right oh yeah oh boy here we [ __ ] go I have a good feeling about this one a good feeling watch me stream this entire thing and not win tonight - won't I be horrible but it would also be true so for that I haven't installed any more more mods for death roulette I kind of considered death roulette to not be like can and I guess it is but you know you know regardless though what are we doing tonight bald [ __ ] key Harry [ __ ] or lying [ __ ] we're doing a talk tonight too alright quick thing by the way we will be playing from Temple so when you're getting bets in tonight then I never know if there's any like moss around to like really sit around and do the proper thing I can check real quick hang on give me a second wait it's not a vine Joel tech moment it's it's more control than that trust me [Music] alright - can you smack and computer get now let's off making noise man it only when it's making noise anyway as I said before I started streaming we're a little like maybe before it I had a giant [ __ ] dinner and I I feel absolutely horrible like okay I'll tell you what this is again that I ate it's called a tune brizola and oh it's a PG look at it's a sort of breed of flat bread that has mashed potatoes inside of it a hot dog I don't have Sal I have shrimp salad which is the right way of doing this I don't know why the fancy the [ __ ] out of this but shrimp salad so you have like a little bit of like shrimp and and like maeín many many many stuff in it and I love it it's great but it makes me bloated in haha oh so good though Oh God they actually I said this before but they actually ate it on a good mythical morning which I really like those guys and they really enjoyed it so it's true I like someone used to quotation marking Swedish cuisine okay well okay well fine now we're gonna look now we're gonna make fun of what we're country do you come from aa brazilian cuisine huh huh there we go you're the most American Swede damn right I am all right anyway let's get these bets in you know what to do it's happening we're gonna start a new round let's get those bets in in let's see what we are betting on today let's see and I I mean I am I am ready to win tonight - lets see our uh sharam is going for 340 that I'm gonna win this one crawled on that I'm gonna die in lava tank image suggests I'm gonna die generally on the temple okay ghandar thinking I'm gonna die on the crush trap all right we're gonna go with ten nine eight seven six five four three two one Sam at the very end that going on the temple all right I really doubt that I'm gonna win on my first try but who knows anyway moobot should be spotting at a link to the death of life but in case you need it anyway yes go and Google death roulette and you can find my room on there so you know no problem all right let me just man this hot dog is gonna fuel my my videogame skills tonight woof but if you can't get in don't worry we're just we just doing this for fun anyway there's no actual money you can win it it's just for funsies [Music] I'm getting more and more confident with with these temporal levels you know I wonder if I get to balm Anubis come on come on Amir you dumb [ __ ] you yeah yeah you need you want some of this [Music] and work out so well did it what's down here Oh flame man well you can actually jump through the law of okay I'm just gonna jump on the skeleton alright well that goes all my bombs first levels nice I mean I feel more comfortable in the envy the temple levels now and here praise doing it because like usually just freak out immediately on this level but a little better than it now all right I'm gonna get many of my foggy oh I wish you could get down here and I'm not gonna get the skeleton or golden skeleton or whatever treasure all right crush trap there let me let me get on the the guy or this happens okay well whoever voted mommy guess what who voted mommy who voted mommy uh-huh let's see who voted that mummy 15 people voted mummy congratulations [ __ ] oh god well it was my first run tonight so it's whatever alright new round boys here we go we are betting on let's see here rock then a lot of people he's going oh somebody voted Olmec in a lot of people okay well in the obscure votes guys I'm not gonna like coconut man okay you just used to reference I'm only doing temple runs tonight you know okay well top is oh oh yes temple in general that's a smart bet it's a smart bet you know it's probably what's gonna happen but anyway ten nine eight seven six five four three two one Oh what Sisson sealing trap oh okay all right let's get him in oh great now fantastic keys uh-huh now just splendid under five seconds and it doesn't count okay that's the rule if it's going to be like that it does not matter okay I said that last last Rima it does not matter it's too quick you okay so there's some bastard [ __ ] going on here now yeah go [ __ ] yourself what up what a waste what a waste cool school start yeah I know okay now in order to rectify this this problem we've erected for ourselves we need to Oh mom oh you [ __ ] wait a minute I have an idea I have an idea idiot oh well thank you so much buddy ah yes my plan worked it worked okay I am NOT going to sacrifice my dog nor will I die by the arch-vile okay wait wait the [ __ ] am I going uh what the [ __ ] si bomb here and hope for the best [Music] boo-boo what does the [ __ ] my do one that what help me dog help me dog in you something out alright thanks Oh God okay what please be the exit over here oh that's already fired okay we're going to hell while I get gold okay I've already [ __ ] with the shopkeeper it's useless now oh boy you know ISA Oh Mike would be with a jet pack by the way my god oh hell no actually having to pay for your crime alrighty here it's straight down huh please please please walk into it yes [Music] out of here [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] out of here boys little [ __ ] that I ain't doing that oh man it's gonna be tricky dicky huh tell what you just okay yeah they're oh no no no no or you know it's not that bad it's not that bad getting real [ __ ] tense now - okay your pod right there I want him I'm gonna get him all right let's sit careful here you don't want to have stupid accident this like with the scorpion wait I have the I have the glove the second Oh Oh careful careful careful keep forgetting I have the glove watch out for the snake poison it's right there it's right there man just just go oh my ass okay didn't grab the shotgun what more shocked are you talking about he melted he was dead what are you talking about okay and nightstand light blue is right below hex I'll [ __ ] my microphone hang on okay here goes I have an idea immediately so we're gonna do boom boom oh god be careful about this there's other stuff up here I can get whoa it's a lot of stuff whoa whoa whoa what is all this what the hell is awesome super [ __ ] [ __ ] dude nobody told me about this but I see the new character by the way you know the dos bonds I need those bombs where they go all that can't get like extra pissed because I'm like [ __ ] around up here right the reality static to fight if I died there my ropes around or so in order to open that somebody's gotta need to go through it right who is this ninja man hello how are you friend let me get up here so I want to get up [Music] the [ __ ] get up [ __ ] fine you want to be like that Jesus no no that Europe come with me mad man be careful that this bombs [Music] okay we're the hell did the thing end up on the floor yeah I'm not sure you want to stand around just help me here okay oh you see what I mean so we're gonna get the [ __ ] out of here early cuz I want I want those extra bombs we had never they did they get crushed perhaps you know what doesn't matter it does not matter [Music] idiot what the [ __ ] are you doing you he smashed them oh let's make it out smashing I'm sorry I don't know who you are but had a good run buddy okay you get over here yeah yeah that's good yeah whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa relax now [Music] oh my take a while to kill huh I have a good feeling but I might be able to do this come on yeah we're gonna keep going going with this spider spec you mean oh no spider-man will kill me what killed me why did I get knocked out what did I get knocked out what Y what killed me I mean I know I was crushed but like what what made me like what but made me like get knocked out I jumped you high but I had spring boots in Oh No okay well whoever bought it Olmec you get the payout so the stress that's our angry one pixel too high Oh God okay well here we go temple all right boys let's get the new round in that was it man that was I felt it in my bones all right let's see what people are voting on in the yarn of 40 during 70 on on Olmec hmm nobody's nobody's confident of that I'll win this time huh I bet someone out this betting Rio or Felsen okay mmm yeah some people are saying Kylie Kylie saying now I'm gonna win arch-vile 500 all right ten nine eight seven six five four three two one let's go all right so how long I can go tonight let's do it ease it a tip for Anubis don't don't worry about it just just do something else with your time okay oh I bet I'm bet bad mistake here in a real bad mistake or have I gonna find out that's over here hey you know I can also get the puck real quick as well just cut up okay hang on it's gonna be tricky I'm not too tricky [Music] okay look at these pro plays are smooth smooth smooth like butter okay is gentle gentle moves for finer now I have an idea how to get through this course so I thought but hitbox too big you hitbox is gigantic but guess what sticky bombs that's right and having I see I see uh sticky bombs up which is great but can't rely too much on on too much random stuff here uh still gotta play good oh good good [ __ ] place and go any pugs okay there's a pug right here I can probably get them on ah damn it to bomb so hard [ __ ] and the bug is dead great [ __ ] job idiot idiot you idiot oh we have a problem chap we have a big problem well I know it's burning when I'm dead crush trap too much stuff in my brain to handle definitely win that time chiptune too much stuff take your trap crush trap just everything me on everything my way alright let's see 30 people watered on crush trap you guys are winners soon alright new around let's see what we got alright let's see what those bit so it boys mmm larch I like your name larch shopkeeper really spongy on olmec you don't reference if you guys are new and you don't know what the the what witness it's called old age it's what I bet on every time cuz I'm like you know I'm candy at me so like what Nelson use did it's it's this guy on the camel you know that guy Todd on a thousand interesting in lava turn in 10 all right 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 when what's this scepter is alright bets are locked let's go [Music] Joel what are my thoughts I'm Bowser ected you know Mike my four [ __ ] thoughts or oh yeah yeah I do that do that just gently go down around this little easier because it's dark now I think they they oh no no it's not you said a little bit more in the darkness than I thought always all fire oh Jesus Christ what's happening where am I I bet there's a crush trap nearby Oh God I don't what I'm doing oh okay good good oh I just keep on going with this pace so what is this again it's a giant keyhole or something there what is that alternate ways and go down here no I don't think so I'm just gonna have to look at this look at this [ __ ] mess huh I'm gonna have to sacrifice a ball for this actually wait no I don't I could have had that [ __ ] part whatever hey you know that mat actually helped me yeah it actually did it legitimately did look there was not even a bad play to cuz I'm gonna burn Kermit so I thought any pogs here POG you guys is it should I not go for Poggi considering like I don't have Oh Mike it's a one death hit plus let's not do it be careful I'll see if there's any good things in here there are no good things in there there's only horrible horrible spidery death [ __ ] that concentration setting in look at this [ __ ] mess dude oh that's tight thing Oh Kermit [ __ ] off [Music] okay let's go okay that was a symmetrical nightmare a Great Egret goddamn now alright first of all what we're gonna do we're gonna take this really slow there's no need to rush any of this so just take this real easy oh yes please okay got that unless there's a time limit that I don't know about and we don't have to rush any of this it might be one on the one here who are see when we make jumps like that you gotta make a noise it's the only way to getting through it you know I think that's it that's not nothing else that can get here so mister I think that's it it begins [Music] okay come on in whoa here I see a little bit of the crush trap yes this this crushing involved oh my god there's a snake in a scorpion on that guy get out of there get the [ __ ] off get the [ __ ] off stop it get off the golden god okay this is blows know what we're gonna have we're gonna cheese is a little bit hey want a ride - oh no wake up dude oh my Skyrim [Music] it's quickly get get that guy okay you don't stay around oh no oh no oh no [Music] [ __ ] cat escaped can't escape oh [ __ ] okay who voted Olmec I mean I'm getting all MIT consecutively every time so you know oh [ __ ] hello I dug my own grave all right spongy all 630 wins big you goddamn in [ __ ] impressive all right new round boys let's get him in I feel like any time now I'm gonna win I'm gonna [ __ ] do this I'm getting better I'm better at doing this you know [ __ ] you freak mmm maple bring your I mean it's kind of cowardly just say oh temple that's just the most generic way of saying like oil wind or like you you you know you'll die but somewhere there you know 750 on Olmec rejects Todd on a tale set on a mummy alright interesting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 let's go mama mama Mia how funny would it be if I forgot that to lock the bets and this turns out that like and that that did not count I was under five seconds that's the rule how funny would it be if like I accidentally just like leave it open and I don't know about it and you guys can just bet on the fly be like you get that in there and everybody's a winner everybody all right I'm gonna do that gonna happen one of these days soon oh no no no what the [ __ ] is this garbage tell what this garbage is I'm gonna out of here son whoa whoa see okay no skeleton huh nothing there seems like a tamer level than I usually get around these parts boom mom I could get pug you know I could get him but how close this you know what why not why not all right is there any crates of stuff I can get or a quick no not real this time when they crush traps and stuff so what's Norton he always put [ __ ] really close to the exit I hate that got an extra life that's not gonna matter too much but you know whatever I bought caviar from Sweden the other day what should I combine it with sandwich dude you're talking about put on a sandwich put some butter and put it on a sandwich you be a real Swede oh I hear crocodile man okay I guess [Music] and I'm gonna need to do this anyway so [Music] okay the closer we are pretty close actually I don't think so okay you say those ropes for Olmec save those rows for almac at the end and we should be fine then doesn't that care ever come in tubes like a paste yes it does and it's awesome in fact you know what I should recommend I don't know if you you're into this cuz I mean I know Americans hate this but the caviar and eggs like regular you know bird eggs chicken eggs any put some Swedish caviar on top in Mamma Mia [Music] let's be careful we do this egg on eggs yep that's how we do it got some bombs I saw somebody early saying you shouldn't be bombing like you shouldn't spam the bombs you do it like I serve it a little bit holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] am i doing wake up wake up Ava's hair I'll buy it bye bye 10 coffees get up [ __ ] I mean a cool guy [Music] okay [ __ ] [Music] I'm not sure what happened there but art I'm so nervous so be it so be it I have my ropes cut it off with one more rope here though but actually no way you know what let's meet little half GT with this because there might be a payoff by doing this there'll exploded they're just gems [ __ ] all right faster dude I have one more bomb left guess I use it on all mech care [Music] okay I guess the best way the feeding olmec here is to kind of spread it around as much as possible you don't want to get stuck in a pit you wanna you want to take it easy and nice but it's tense man it's real tense a crushing pressure man can win with this one [ __ ] nervous hate how he spawns enemies it's all B's get the beat get the beat get the beat okay [Music] okay okay let's keep going here let's keep going here I feel that I can do this look wake up boo ha okay [Music] oh god no [Music] get over here dude check it out I should have had more ropes for this [Music] it might be a bad spot to do this in it seems so tucking hands now okay spider spider chill out spider chill out spider chill out [Music] it's like a snake or me a [ __ ] snake got me that's that's that's amazing who would have did anybody vote snake hang on - people would add snake - people actually voted snake it wasn't a lot of money darling no it's just it's just I see that that Baca voted ten on snake Ian interesting you okay sure sure thing all right snake on the temple get the [ __ ] out of here all right Miranda oh boy all right what do we go at this time do this I just got to get more more bombs more opes Booma spongy on 600 thinking I can win that all right I'll be continuing my playthrough Gary's Horror Show game yes yes but unfortunately this Saturday is gonna be occupied with something else well a lot of people think I can win this time huh ten nine eight seven six five four three two one let's go oh boy all right it's so easier at the start you know oh no it's not what the [ __ ] is this [Music] [ __ ] me here oh it's not that bad actually I can just should have roped a rope didn't rope please please [ __ ] off Anubis God Oh Nani how much for the pod how much is it a check [Laughter] [ __ ] though well does kissing parlor do or just you can get as many kisses as you want for money it's not like a whorehouse with a dog so uh yeah essentially if you need a lot of money or if you have a lot of money you can get a lot of health but I didn't so [ __ ] it that was clumsy how I'll do it and get down here oh my god that is a [ __ ] mess that's like this you have to bond you just have to honestly don't worry I see it [Music] Oh No what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I can't do that look mommy crooked ah man crush trap tiki trap narrow with arch-vile that's impossible I'm gonna even reward you guys with with doing that okay hang on ticky trap Oh goddamn ticket trap called me I freaked out and freaked out man congratulations don't four point seven seconds though oh god I'm rich alright let's see what people think I can do Lord Lord right Dan 510 on winning ten nine eight seven six five four three two one let's go in there we go I'm in the money come on my honey we gotta catch the girl round okay [Music] I wonder will it be a shortcut if I do this [Music] like it like it like it [ __ ] scorpion scorpion sub-zero you win fatality pigna fatality check this out scorpion hello a lot of mortal kombat one sending answer which is like it's not Shao Kahn it's Shang Tsung and it's got this like really dumb accent sub-zero Johnny Cage fatality he left the bets open what [ __ ] I did oh my god yes anything oh my god you got you guys kind of one [ __ ] anything you wanted you guys could have been rich but you threw it all away it is shown that man can have told me anything [Music] okay no nope I rather not do that please okay I'm gonna write it right to take that and a pug over there [Music] no I showed a check what the [ __ ] was inside there first but doesn't matter now oh okay [Music] spider no masses the price is right just just chilling out okay good whoo okay Kano Liu Kang Raiden Johnny Johnny yes Papa eating sugar fatality okay and I can connect trick him look at this look at this krookodile man go [ __ ] yourself Ted kill him crude ah man this elite temple guard has magical powers make him very tough to kill yeah no [ __ ] [Music] kill him smack the Kermit's diet [ __ ] out of here okay I might have to volunteer huh it's the only way out [Music] okay keep going keep going we can find any crates I'm gonna go for that but that it [Music] what does crocodile man doing over there he's going nuts [Music] could you be more a bastard to me huh snipe to [ __ ] snipe dude damn well that's what happens man that's what happens oh I'm so sorry everybody I feel so bad when I die on a stupid like death like that and you guys are like you're gonna win this time dude then it's like nope [ __ ] arrow could you believe it that's our where or like a really rare death you know what what is arrow call by the way on this thing arrow arrow arrow yes I don't think arrows on here is it arrow arrow trap is in here what am I talking about all right new bet all right let's see you guys still have confidence in me which is like heart-wrenching for me to be like all guys I don't think I can do it no I'm streaming right now mazi anyway dan 929 10 1250 damn he's going big he's going real big you know if I can only find a jet pack down here right lucky it that'll be it I could not lose with it 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 go all right jet pack get back our kingdom for a jetpack can start back at the jungle and you can get the jetpack you know I know you know I could find a shopkeeper that'd be rare but oh my god sup Anubis what's poppin alright you guys I don't like that guy very much I think he's a meanie jealous when is the next door fortress string probably somewhere in the weekend what's over here crocodile man okay we're gonna start running like [ __ ] now oh no what the wombo combo and that was the [ __ ] that I don't care I gotta pay up though Dakin goddamnit me [ __ ] around was it take your trap boom yep [ __ ] alright nursing who run real quick god dammit mother piece-of-shit poo it alright people are like this with the effect of that I can win this is waning [ __ ] god damn it alright ten nine eight seven six five four three two one let's go a thousand that I'm gonna win they're baack [Music] nah-nah-nah nubes I don't do that stuff see give me more of those levels all right because you don't know basic mechanics after being told several times well I know the manufacturer have to shitposting an hour and I start streaming do you know how to play the game [Music] here we're going [Music] I see the things you say I just don't call math on it cuz I think it's stupid [Music] [Music] it's so simple it's gonna get straight get kermit go keep on going alright so bad all right listen I'll take I'll take 1 hp here we go [Music] watch out for twitch watch affirmative Oh [Music] yes [Music] now what is this this guy died exactly well what the [ __ ] it's so actually when they're knocked down that they are invulnerable essentially oh no come here come here [Music] so close so close [ __ ] all these rapid deaths oh man all right take your trap Addison oh mama I almost went the crush trap there huh all right maybe I'll pay up to near on why was so close as love us our bastard levels man there are bastard levels soon there we go let's see here uh 610 on damn it on 40 all dan still things I can win man oh okay neato alright well ten nine eight seven six five four mm oh my god two one go all right let's go arguing in Mike chat is a no no don't do it I don't care I don't think I don't care how like right or wrong you think you're it just chit sup chat when you when I have a fight with everybody and that did not come for the record that what oh my god okay but this ball my way out of there all gone [Laughter] yeah right lava immediately a love of one get the [ __ ] out of here well that was super quick but I'll still make it count though I'll still make accountant hang on jesus christ almighty all right here we go what do we go out lava did it people did vote lava though some people 15 people so and I feel real bad for Dan dance thinking I can win this and I'm just dying all right here we go they're on boys all right let's see it well Dan go for the win again I don't know maybe I still go for the win it's pissing away all the money you got tonight Dan still going forward what the [ __ ] they going for the witness well bat turtle going for ticky trap all right not too bad fastened already oh my god three people on I'm gonna win above taos and all right Todd twitchy and Dan 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 let's go okay how do you have so much money man you okay okay so I'm gonna make him go away okay okay yes yes yes yes [Music] okay I wonder can I have crushed this guy hahahahaha mama activate mind you activating okay there goes my gold [Music] okay [Music] the nervousness is setting in okay let the artists there it is a hawk [Music] the spike issues take it makes it much more dammit you do more damage when you jump on them yeah and I know I know I know I smell a ticket trap somewhere I knew it I knew it [Music] you know what you know what here's an idea we do this real smooth y'all everybody believes in you well I support a thank you was it sure if I could get away with that so well it's right there Thunder fired it's already fired let's go here we go the top line is really getting at me fixed please hmm the top line there [Music] the line oh oh oh you mean ah sorry it's that better out of all things to notice it notice this pug has a real [ __ ] bad they look at him yeah you can actually be to my rescue here I think he will take the blow but he might ragdoll into me I think I'm not sure let's find out - dog dog is still ok though dog is still ok surprisingly [Music] okay this stock might be a bit of a guinea all notice Oliver fired okay oh my god dude do you see it how much [Music] it's gone did he go into the lava it's a shotgun I know it's gone okay good bombs 12 bombs 12 bombs and jetpack [Music] get the pickaxe you're right I can just mine my way through through the entire thing [Music] be a damn shame if I died now huh okay oh my god I want to do it [Music] hey karma - you are enjoying the the everything me too buddy me too let's just collect everything that possibly is for this machete okay well again this is be careful with this rope landfall because I think this might actually be the rod this I mean I can't say for certain because I'm I'm a little worried but you know okay I gotta stay really quiet for this cuz uh Joel nervous and III got a take into account every little possible stupid death here you know everything will learn so far it comes down to this can't [ __ ] up [Music] hey Olmec come on comic chicks up dude I'm fine sort of [Music] over there dude Allah I lost my pick but I'm gonna go get it now were you guys [Music] guys [Music] I don't wanna press Start I don't want to [Music] how am I going to do this my heart is [ __ ] racing see I can't do the rope wait a minute wait a minute [Music] you you piece of [ __ ] [Music] how do I even do this fly under hell I have one bomb I have one to help do you have jet tech yep what why don't we even do what do I even do what the [ __ ] door down what the [ __ ] what IRA do [ __ ] what a cry flight under now I'm gonna Burt by lava guys I have to just [Music] I can't play this I'm gonna I'm gonna give birth I can't [ __ ] do this go under him real quick way to have an idea can I put a bomb on his head can I put a bomb on his head No [Music] I don't know what to do what do I do fly under him as he jumps up okay no cook the bond [Music] worried [Music] one two shoenice [Music] your winner that was the best [ __ ] finale ever I [ __ ] that was the clutch East clutch I've played in a long time you'll be remembered as a hero I actually did it I beat spelunky finally oh my god guys victory Betsy [Music] oh my god that was a [ __ ] fine ally to end all fine alleys holy [ __ ] my god I actually beat this that was the best fine alley ever man I can't I can't even I can't be bothered to check who actually had the what do they call that the bets on thing oh my god 23 people 23 people are my hearts [ __ ] is still racing dude III ambition in my head I'm like if I die now I'm gonna have to like end the stream just cry [Music] Nana this isn't the Angela why not there you get ready here for now something you didn't go to hell yet and what what you mean he'll get the true ending in well how do you do that there's a head level calzone the calzone and the hail zone go to hell for you die please there's still the bonus levels hell and I'll beat the main game we can at least acknowledge that I beat the main game you know he'll request you to start in the mines and get all the thing okay okay we did it have to buy a million Skyrim's I thanks for playing oh there it is all right let's see the payouts let's see this [ __ ] pen oh my god guys you all believed in me you all built like this the top winners you all believed in me you all believed oh my god guys you're all winners you believed you believed why didn't you believe me oh my god you're all winners all winners oh my god Dyson I need to like go take a stress pee right now cuz my my my sausage is filled with water all right I need to snip it off oh my vena is filled with stress okay I'll be right back god all right so sorry about that anyway so we're gonna do a little bit more spelunky still not thought however this time considering we are we as beat the game we are going to play this with normal runs I said this thing that flashed up what was this yes tell me what what's this what's that what's that that means you won that means to beat Olmec okay well what's the second one let me see got one ending okay Yama well how do I get to Yama go to hell okay it's complicated it's a long series of events look up a guide oh you mean like you got a give you strength though on the truck and stuff like that go to hell for that okay tell what we're gonna do though we are going we are going to do a new set of the death roll it's we already beat it and I'm gonna I'm gonna put this on the screen he has to show everybody that that we did it okay it's a little thing in the corner here to show that these are post wins that that is my trophy just for Todd okay come here you deserve this okay it's gonna be there anyway so these new death were less we're gonna do it's not cut it's gonna be from the minds anything goes get them in get the vets in anything at all is possible now so this is truly truly a pure death Roland I like that some people are legitimately voting for a like me winning it like we just won and then I'm gonna win again from the start nuts I'm gonna close the bets in ten nine eight seven six five four three two one [Music] obese Dan still forgetting win huh all right all right Todd going for 200 on B's interesting anyway let's kick some ass Oh Lord feels so good to be back on this easy stuff by the way I wasn't it I watched an interview with Derek you the guy who made spelunky and he said he confirmed he said you know after jungle I wanted the player have a bit of a breathing space so he actually gave he actually confirmed that ice level is easier than jungle I'm serious it is he said it himself in the interview or look at the documentary so it's it's much much easier now you know because it's just feel salt feel so nice when everything's just nice now okay good so easy now boys they get Keon mines fine chest with golden lock take item from chest into jungle and use it to find black mark you must have fifty cated by ank at the point and they get to the end of the game damn and you still got to beat the Olmec care all that [ __ ] huh that's a goof can also kill the shopkeeper okay hey doggie do it okay well I got the spring shoes now which is great doggy okay art is pure runs [Music] humanity when I started playing this in the plates in 3i problem with like this this level I'm like wow how can I ever get the jungle huh oh and you have to use all make us a lava raft what Larry OH [Music] door is on the lava so I'm guessing hell is hell in this game like it is it's extremely hard like there's nothing but tiki traps every wallet [Music] right it's it's just amazingly awful in yeah I figured I figured that whoa whoa brouhaha okay well I'm good so far huh there we go hmm guys should I start [ __ ] with the shopkeeper already huh I could but a little too early right now I think so yeah oh great duplicate items I love that you know I don't use pictures meth too often but I'll do it this time now it is on our right item it makes you throw completely straight you know so hey Oh captain Todd activate captain Todd activate [Music] get out of here hobo all right captain Todd activation the garden boys we got a man don't worry I'll get the gun I'll get the gun key key key key key key now that I need the key cut out I did the key wrong but still still do you guys want to I'm gonna go for help I can try oh no no no no no yes okay I'll try I suppose he's going over there now we've knocking use this as a weapon against the shopkeeper right - oh he's stuck he stuck it then I can put them on the head a deer spider oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [ __ ] but this is this a bit of a conundrum did he die boys he's [ __ ] this [ __ ] go for it dude it's gone full ham [ __ ] [Music] so what happens when you is two minutes where they goes to pierce soon all right tell you what we're gonna do 2:30 okay [Music] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha alright I get that chest though you can't go to hell now oh yeah I thought it was just gonna find a chest see real live do you need the chest huh so this is useless [ __ ] it [Music] meatball [Music] okay well Kian chest that's in the same level about generalize to whatever hey that doesn't still mean we can do a kick-ass death from let okay I said did you really think I was gonna get the hell anyway I mean Jesus Christ justice in the same level okay gotcha I mean these are excellent circumstances anyway and I mean look at my items this is awesome thrips July bet 5,000 for Yama please yeah right did you really I need to check that really did you really do that no you didn't you liar shut up shut up liar and chat and liar on streamer hey wait a minute [Music] dog shot okay [Music] it's hard to whip them all the time but it's in the way okay whoo come put your relax huh check this out Oh perfection shotgun - huh you guys want to go to haunted castle real quick I gotta go in the shotgun here you guys want to go to haunt the castle right quick kid let's do that oh oh [ __ ] oh no mama no find the black market well what I have when I have angered the shopkeeper what are you talking about you guys are nuts time to get real spooky just a common descent down like this okay it's getting so easy when you get to all the stuff okay who got that can I protect my dog you protect dog at all costs awesome [Music] man trap [ __ ] off soon whoo whoo mama guys sacrifice dog that's my chocolate [ __ ] [Music] before do that though oh now I [ __ ] up no no no no no no no [ __ ] no easy money boys all right let's see what voted on twitch e twitch it was one of the winners I think guys how did Todd floor do two bets I think a candle but well there we go shop Dan I couldn't get the win but still brave attempt alright let's see how many voted for for shop keeper here I want to see it was 32 people damn 32 people in the black not the black market the haunted castle on all right new around let's get them in boys alright let's see here what uh that's a name miss that is that all right Dan things shopkeeper all right ghost twitch er at 10/9 Oh Burgie 7 6 5 4 3 2 the real Todd Howard 1 let's go all right beside they set up its a screen cat ok did you get my fast for worms I'm not sure how it works I did tenta but you're you you I've never seen anybody [ __ ] up at like roaring a file but literally your raw file is corrupted it I could not extract it so first like all great somebody sent me a virus but I'm like wait it's 10th bet from Chad I know that guy so I'm like it's not a virus it's just like what happens definitely what happened to all right no good so far good so far if you just walk over it it's means in this guy's all right all right well in the B right so far you know got the pug gonna make sure that don't [ __ ] that up [Music] you stay here hang on okay that what dog you help nuts okay thanks bad Joel gets meaner and meaner - pug every day it's awful it's absolutely horrendous in all right I'm gonna finish them in this destruction soon I miss gathering a lot of funny [ __ ] I'm sorting out because I don't want to waste you guys it's time when I do it I want to make part two the best ever and that's why I have like a lot of surprises for you let me just say this Brazilian shareware and dancing baby death collection [Music] don't worry about it don't worry about it that's all I'm gonna say oh yes what's this honey hey after I won actually won tonight and you missed it hmm you know what why don't we already start [ __ ] with me let's start [ __ ] with him huh yeah shopkeeper again Todd had the best bet tonight and he's still won damn damn that's that's that's something huh all right let's go with Todd damn dude then and I'm just the mines - that's rare that I [ __ ] up like that but all right new around let's go all right someone for my favorite rock let's see here bucko but everybody's gonna shop guys come on come on come on all right ten nine eight seven six five four three two one let's go foods on a thousand all right let's go dude all right he use the freeze gun on the shopkeeper Inc and get an easy kill all right then ooh mama double machete okay that's I don't know about you but I don't like the machete that much and it's just a little stronger whip but I don't know all right cut cut rip rip rip it's not that great - by the way I found this out look at this ready ready wait wait wait Oh for if there's a thing can do with whip where it's like you can attack from the the other side because it's got bit of a hitbox from from the back all right become a nice level here to start nothing too wild it let's try to get that pug wherever he may be oh that's that's cool neat I guess ah Springs I really needed this to thank you guys spring shoes and jet pack the [ __ ] dream got a worm guy said I'll go to worm I won't die I've never been able to beat Burma ever okay well does the pug do it gives me an extra life if I beat the level which is great or HP one health more this is good which you need a game like this because it's really difficult come here actually you know what you know what you know what let's be a lot dangerous this time you meet the boss wanna try worm III mean I could Oh Nani Nani who [Music] you get down here first okay [Music] Oh [Music] can I buy it from him no they were gonna do instead here to check this out is he dead is he dead is he dead is he dead is he dead is he dead they see okay get my finger thank you all right then ended up pretty good drop this down Oh answer comment with the chat poll right now if anybody must vote and can't get into the actual betting site there's no alternative betting in chat if you want to do that all right yo anther you know what I have for dinner tonight [ __ ] two umbrella I'm so [ __ ] full tonight that I'm feeling on a puke it [ __ ] I did the whole thing I bought two umbrella about you know memo mashed potatoes [ __ ] my you know the react solid mustard ketchup [ __ ] it all stuck [ __ ] killed me tonight okay oh boy [Music] well okay speak American okay boy remember getting the key in chest I'll try I'll try what it's that food I mean [ __ ] this is like the third time I show this tonight but I'll do it anyway hang on Totenberg left so what it looks like it's good boy basically you got this like flat burrito bread it's not a tortilla but sort of and what you do is you take mashed potatoes you feel the inside right and you put two hot dogs inside and I don't know why they these guys put salad in here you're not supposed to do salad you're supposed to put shrimp salad which looks like this hang on looks like this yes for reference so you know wait wait wait this is shrimp salad does look a little shitty that's not what I want to hang on wait so why stop the stream for important things like this yes shrimp salad looks like like this it's shrimp and some sort of like mayo nice stuff it's kind of sweet it's good you put a little shrimp inside with the mashed potatoes and the hot dogs so you get like a kind of a weird surf and turf going on you know what I mean but it's not like steak and shrimp it's hot dogs and shrimp it's it's great and it's none of that [ __ ] fermented swedish fish either it's generally like good stuff it's like street food stuff you know and what what you do at the end as well you put your top the whole thing off with a little bit of that roasted onion and you put all that inside mashed potatoes roasted onion a little shrimp the same mashed potatoes yeah I did hot dog and you know ooh mama where's the cheese where's the cheese okay I'm gonna be observant for any any uh whatchamacallit [Music] he's about stream receipt yes I'm gonna see if I the key somewhere but I can't right now but look at all of those bombs [Music] whoa whoa its pain about bombs [ __ ] dude Vega came in this early sup dude bye dude my Aston never stop blasting them never stop blasting okay good good so samake ah I guess no he'll level haha lamp or ropes yeah where is it I think it's on the first level anyway so you know whatever so be it he could be in one for okay let's see [Music] can I blow this up oh okay wait hang on hang on key goes in lock Cheston so key is in here oh mama it's happening boys [Music] there it is there it is wait let me just ball my way through there yeah I have the bumps do it tell what dog you you you chill out over here while I do this important stuff thank you okay let's quickly do this can you chill out that what you you just sit here while I take care of this very important stuff so now that I have that thing oh god dog hell are you doing it so now I have this this object let's go find it go wait a minute a Royal cheeseburger oh that's that's what I got okay does it have any other purpose so you get to hell with this thing huh and I need to find the black market to this a lot of the stuff I need to do here huh well I mean the shop you will eventually forgive me right then they're not gonna hold a grudge forever Dawg what the [ __ ] are you doing no yes they will I remember them don't forget like forgiving me on a previous stream oh hey what lets you start running now [Music] was it worth it I lost the health and I didn't gain anything from that so uh good ate job idiot all right they only forgive if you don't kill any of them icy blast never stop blasting never stop Westen Hey look at that that worked out fine so you're telling me I have to go to black market with a bunch of pissed-off shopkeepers to do this hell yes I'll [ __ ] do that you gotta kill all the shopkeepers holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna give like burst to like myself I'm gonna have to be so stressed out I'm like I'm gonna invert all right I'm gonna become a flesh person all right you know I could do I could I could go to the worm but back all right good you know what why don't we just do that what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no I refuse to believe this mama [Music] [Music] you're away in there okay last one I can't believe that's how he did that that's unbelievable man Oh what an idiot holy [ __ ] Dolan all right top line is back sorry my bad idiot yeah idiot okay well well we're voted on on spikes spikes in jungle oh my god alright new round boys this might be the last one for the night before I move on to warm so make it count okay yeah right baka on 140 on Olmec in I'm gonna do quick ones so get those quick ones in ten nine eight seven six five [ __ ] yeah right yeah right like I'll get to hell tonight five four three two one yeah right okay let's go [Music] yeah alright see here I could ball my way up yes I could well [ __ ] it's loud sorry my bad my bad [Music] okay still a little loud there we go my [ __ ] ears [Music] okay well kick some ass climbing gloves are these crates are [ __ ] great why the [ __ ] do I not like get everything I see they're the best they are your friend in so much another crate [ __ ] with you either they're all nice unlike you know pots okay database guys tell you what tip I have an idea if we're gonna get the hell I'm not gonna murder any shopkeepers soon Hulk hands whole can I like that old cans all right yeah right what was I talking about with the snakes hey the pots are not your friends what do I do I don't know gee I don't know then well let's get this to meatball no shopkeeper please okay good mama mama what have I done okay look as long as he's not dead he won't be pissed off so oh yeah right meatball ruined everything oh that was the shop that was the shop right there oh oh he's right there well it's not gonna escape from the the meatball dimension so I'm just gonna leave him be see if if I don't kill him he can still forgive me you know he'll be angry but you know he won't try to like stop me stop me from getting to hell in the black market so there's that [Music] meatball now I know what a meatball feels like okay good though get the ropes yeah I don't want to risk it too and I'm gonna risk it you'll pay for your crimes - chill out chill out it was a joke it was a joke dude dude learn how to do jokes okay chill out you'll live longer [Music] okay scorpion scorpion sub-zero fatality you win the race here see is that the exit or what's what's poppin you got that good whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] is happening down here what the hell no no no what what's happening here what [Music] what are they mating by they're making out of the shopkeeper down there by what let's go okay well hmm mosh mosh mosh okay ooh hey hey now it's time boys it's time boys now rare this is [Music] keep mine what can I forget the shotgun I'm not gonna forget the shotgun don't worry you know a little bit more Thanks mm-hmm you know a lot of bombs to hell okay no you don't the only thing I need is my pro place dude see those pro please oh you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] garbage sure about that [Music] all right let's get that bug too while we're at it it's up there huh you don't want to touch that actually let's do this I want to get them into the web but all right so be it so I'll be it it's no sense crying over spilt milk carton [Music] miss my shopkin there is my shopkin hope it's worth it well chain reaction what's going on there boo that's my bumps there are many balls but those bumps are minor alright guys I got to start getting a move on here I'm I'm taking a little too long in this level okay get as much gold as possible by the way cuz you need 50,000 for the other thing get out your skeleton alright guys I might not even get the shotgun here tell us throw at the same time oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] couple seconds more couple seconds more ah okay he's coming from the left side which is fine [ __ ] get the dog get the dog tell there's a shortcut dude I don't think okay Oh Lord you better bomb quick son [Music] ah hi there - speeder main oh god alright tell you one more tell you one more than Spyder go up me that's super rare I get that but Specter domain all right last one for tonight let's go why don't we go out - what I've got to do okay penis be nice we news what a great name I'm gonna do quick once ten nine eight seven six five four three two one oh all right everybody voting a shopkeeper huh alright last battle tonight let's make it count - taught on thousand all right that's a big spanner tonight huh all right and if I die five seconds now called vine coins V coins I guess I can do that too guys remember that time when I beat almac and it was just a clutch remember that time wasn't that a good time no that never happened Dover happened dude that was like a year ago that was an eternity you know let me skadoodle over here let me get that plug in eat him you get him eat I might have to yeah I'm gonna have to do this oh no what a miscalculation what an idiot you idiot you're here oh sorry dog okay oh this poor dog oh this poor dog I'm sorry buddy I deserve that do an eggplant wrong what's that stop talking kid icarus ooh ooh I feel like doing some sacrifices man why don't you change the UI back I'm getting used to this one wait a minute what's the Wu tell it let's be nice and do this legit see this legit man huh yeah [ __ ] you Dwayne you have angered Wayne begins on the good ear more Dwayne is pissed off tie that got the ropes lamp or [Music] yes bomb the other one for fun the other like for the shopkeeper yeah that that'd be funny haha wouldn't it be fun if if you die Joey oh thank God for that parachute fact [ __ ] Lord for that all right yeah give me the compass and give me the free three free straight sucks yes really want me to buy the free straight yes killa no no that makes it so hard to get the hell dude there do it then kill him okay what do I do [Music] he got the leader them [Music] if I keep this thing [Music] this one isn't so is that even a death what is that is that an accountant did anybody bet on teleporter and got accidents Telep one person bet on teleporter who was it let's find out I did you see this this is amazing it's amazing who who the [ __ ] voted teleporter nothing yet what your voice man you and the big bucks tonight baby damn that's that's something that thought that was so short anyway let's do one final one abso with absolute final one doesn't matter how short no even the five-second rule will apply this one will whatever it is let's go yeah right now you guys work with teleporter ha ha ha just cuz I died once ha ha ha ha ha right Oh crunch my new place all right 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 let's go Cyrene Oh big gut Stevie not a 90 all right the final one for tonight boys see I want to die so much if I was like not trying to do a hell run you know [Music] well whale guys could you believe that even after like five hours after eating dinner I'm still like bloated and souffl Oh hot dogs makes me full [Music] there we go man you know I never eat them raw hot dogs okay I'll do that let me reiterate before you say like what the [ __ ] yo okay I've never bought hot dogs that are like not precooked in you know I've always bought you know hot dogs that are like you know in the plastic sort of you know a little packaging you know but I never bought like you know those like meat dogs that are like just raw meat in like sheep stomach care you know that stuff [Music] oh boy hang on huh me stuff like chorizo no no this stuff like this hang on I'll show you what I mean real quick no not that not not screaming Mario not this man this they these are the kind of hotdogs I'm talking about hot dogs like this like big dogs you know I've never done this [Music] they old dogs that ain't a hot dog hot dogs and sausages are synonymous for me okay as a language barrier here maybe because we don't call things hot dogs in Sweden we call everything coated I've been courted or done that's a treat oh dude that was cool here all right there's only one word in Sweden for sausages Oh hot dogs is like not a real thing here you know it's got some dinosaur bones in this one huh look at that so just have a real meat talk hot dogs don't okay now I know the difference guys what the [ __ ] am i doing why doesn't explode is it okay thank God and I'm heart attack where's the where's the thing I'm going to continue screaming this game and then do hell I will stream this game until I reach hell and then I am done with spelunky I can I cannot do anything more with it too I have done everything however there's plenty of mod stuff in this game so wake up Todd I buy all the Skyrim's tell Kimmy give me paste give me bombs and give me nothing else thank you damn dude machete him to death no no no let's not mess with the shopkeepers man that bad mojo you know real bad mojo Mojo Jojo [Music] more paste for free huh gotta love the skin sometimes mystery box plus alter equals egg plantain he never showed my mod I I know Aaron but trust me it's in there and I I've aliens I've seen it off streaming you know I know it's not so serious mode couple with some extra stuff on top of it but you know don't worry we will get to it we will get to it all right get the mystery box no no I can't man huh well speak of the devil steal him dude no should I nah now that's better I I do this right come here that's a lot of spiders holy [ __ ] [Music] kind of spooky in here uh-oh spider got me Oh spider got me again okay okay jump down buddy come on come on buddy get down get down get down what is your problem dude just get the [ __ ] down I swear to god dude oh god have an idea actually work do now sticky bombs I can do this [Music] all right I cannot however do this exactly I want it but you know it works itself out or does it know I've miscalculated how close this thing was it's a waste it's a waste to swing an amiss no I did you all have ever beaten this without shortcuts like you mean from mines directly to Olmec no no I've never done a pure run however I did do the key run so alright so a lot of people aren't asking me a but what mo I should Helloween ePHI and I'm thinking of putting vine Jolla cop and a little Dracula cape du petit would you like that baby Dracula mónica it'll be funny dude can watch the [ __ ] out for that [Music] as a bad idea meatball indeed damn dude that that sure was a well-thought-out idea you [ __ ] hey hey hey just for you buddy just for you oh yeah [ __ ] dumbass why'd you stand there well it was coming my way and I had a freakout I was real worried you know God anyway that's gonna be spelunked for today I actually did beat this game today and I know you guys heard like up on my ass on my saying okay details it's not real but listen I be all McCann and I I got through it and that's what matters so I am I am winner so winner is you I was playing I was playing this game on my switch Pro Wrestling on NES and this cracks me up to this very day I mean that is you wait let's do this the right way yes and there is you combine the memes anyway that was belong for today hope you all enjoy it I'm gonna switch over to worms now sit tight and more stuff coming right up but hell yes I did it today and I okay I want to see my own win here I want to see it in the clips cuz that was some [ __ ] clutch e stuff hang on here we go oh boy here it is here is that Wayne let's let this be remembered for a thousand years soon let's celebrate October the 2nd as the day I beat this in 1 2 shoenice oh yes I got a new character out of that by the way I didn't see that - yeah ain't no your winner yeah that's the way that it is I did it all I did it there he is [ __ ] yes anyway sit tight more stuff coming right up you know what's coming be right back

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 27,631

Rating: 4.9083333 out of 5

Keywords: vinesauce, joel, full, stream, unedited, playthrough, part, vargskelethor, spelunky, death, roulette, todd, howard, olmec, victory, winning, bet, betting, run, key, hell, boss, final boss, win, treasure

Id: rFaK2Jr66VE

Length: 124min 28sec (7468 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 18 2018