[Vinesauce] Joel - Spelunky ( Part 1 )

all right now you're probably thinking wow Julis trimming spelunky it what all right let me let me know ready let me introduce this the right way okay so obviously on vine sauce we've had a huge history of its balanc over the years you know we started out back in six seven years ago you're streaming spelunky you know and KY streams at a bunch of times and Vinnie streamed a bunch of times and I know if spelunky but I never like really sat down and played it myself as a stream so yes we're going to be playing some spelunky blind this is the PlayStation 3 version there's a bit of a input delay on the screen so I'm gonna be playing extra crapoly but I'm playing this off stream and I've been laughing and screaming at my at my TV screen because I've been dying the most stupid ways and I've been used to having a blast and I just playing it I'm like man I should be streaming this it's like you're sterile it's like a violent circus you know so yeah yeah I I said this morning you know what why don't you stream this and here we are you know but this this plays in three version I can't not turn off like that I won't be playing with the vine sauce mod which is super super old but yes maybe maybe down the line I can switch to the PC version we'll see but I am still very much new to this and I suck at it a lot so uh that's further ado let's play it now if you're never played spelunky if you're totally new to this like you don't have no reference of what this is it is a like a treasure hunting game in a cave or caves rather and it's a roguelike - its random every time and it's a bunch of like random stuff happens you can get shopkeepers and you can dis and that and you know hey regardless we're gonna be playing it - so I'm gonna be playing us the original dude spelunky Johnson now I suck at this I can't reiterate this enough I really am terrible at this but I've been playing this for kind of like two three hours off stream and I figured you know what why don't I just do what you know [Music] the walls are shifting I'm in shifting I don't know here we are all right so I do really like this game a lot but adjusting to the difficulty immediately was kind of hard for me like what how do I do this but the more up well the more I play this the more I understand it now I've seen Vinnie players plenty of times but myself playing it it's pretty much blind so if I do a lot of accidental like new but moves do you know why but hey let's have some fun with this and see if I can collect the gold and treasure all right so the goal of this game is to kinda just collect treasure and go deeper into the the caves but why is there poop in the corner next to the bombs I don't know that's that's rope I can do this with this I go on if I go down here right I can now do like that so now I can climb up there's a fall damage in this game there's some tons of stuff you know and you know it's a really really cool game it's based on snake it's based on spelunker for famicom or nes which is a horrendous but bad game but this game like makes everything that game try to do and makes it good you know and it has to volume of the game everything sound good it's too loud maybe actually let me balance this sound off on settings here we go oh yeah oh yeah throw up this is to say this too you can never have a lady a handsome boy or a dog I selected dog cuz uh I like dogs that's a little better a little bit better bit sound balance I guess anyway so now I'm is collecting treasure at the moment because I wanna this a shopkeeper in this game right and you can buy a lot of cool cool stuff little trinkets and stuff like that now I haven't seen all of this game so far obviously I haven't even made it other cakes properly it and you'll see what I mean I'll go to and for the longest time I was like how do I get more health in this game like it you see this helped me to write the the two hearts and the oh Jesus Christ the only way I can figure out how to get health is to like get a lick by the dog all right here's what we're gonna do I'm gonna be really smart about this I'm gonna drop a bomb actually know what I know I will not buy that not only did I die by the spider but that little statue shot an arrow at me okay but listen that's just a trial run that's just a trial run this is the real one alright so anyway here's a deal you see these statues with a little uh like scary face on it if you drop in front of that they shoot an arrow and you're like die super hardcore so you gotta trick them right you got to get some bones or like a stone or something like that so uh yes so I can get this and I can throw it up any ana Jolla but is it on act deactivate what's going on oh it didn't work again all right anyway you got also be careful when you're like it you have bombs in this game and stuff like that and you gotta be careful with it where they put the bombs because you see this little boulder so like pillars or I don't know what they're called they can actually like smush you from above if you bomb it the wrong way so you gotta take a lot of stuff into account when playing spelunky but I've been having a blast with this game so far in the all I can say is we've had a long history with this game on vine sauce and it's it's all that just now am i playing it you know all right I'm sucking hardcore at this so far today what I'm gonna bomb it I worked out oh I got nothing oh wait I got the dog okay so as I said you see the hearts you got two hearts now I have one heart and the only way to get health back is to get a lick by a dog so I'm gonna do that real quick kid you gotta save the dog first I need to get in there we go before I do that I'm gonna get some more treasure all guarded but I also learned from this game is the knife if you want to be careful with the whip the whip is kind of bad but there's other weapons you can get in your travels okay also you want to you see these pots that break some dust have spiders and like demons inside of it so just be careful with that smash up first solicit moment damn advice but there we go awesome look at this ain't I the best you know nobody's made it this far in this game alright no cuz I rescued the dog I got that extra leak plus I'm gonna take this this part and I throw it on this spider yeah they look that well here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna be smart about this oh this is so stupid but check this up I'm gonna grab grab the pot right now that I'll have this pot now check this out ready ready [ __ ] it oh damn it as a spider is up great Indiana Joel all right anyway here's a sacrifice altar and I'm not really sure what this mate thus yet I think you're supposed to like kill like oh the the the dog and put them on there I'm not sure but I don't want to do that here's this thing by the way so you get this golden statue man looks like Wario by the way but what happens when you get this there's a giant rock that comes out and I'm gonna go grab it oh wait hold on whoof can't get me you have angered Collies he seems every angry with you oh except where the spy versus booklet police uh [ __ ] it uh uh uh uh well kill me what killed me long fall I broke every bone in my ball what oh that's that's some stingy fall damage Mamma Mia [Music] thanks boner anyway that was bad I have made it to like the jungle jungle caves or whatever but that's it I've never made it past that I got low Nitai my bombs right in his crucial you know you know me then we okay I worked in all right when I was strategy in this game is to like not linger too much in these levels and just kind of get a move on early you know oh it's the doggy I don't need him yet but you know I want to get that leak it's like I'm not bomb down into him it's kind of stuck you write anything down here oh I'm gonna be smart about it take this up no dog okay that's actually worked out no no no what do you know don't get hurt no dammit dog no I'm gonna grab you now stop whipping the dog now [Music] [ __ ] exploded well I'm sorry that wasn't my intention Oh God alright well fine well well what a good run so far huh you had one job well listen as you know all dogs go to heaven he'll come back and haunt me but I'm doing a horrific run so far I'm literally bombing my way to the exit which is not how you're supposed to play this game but sure know what [ __ ] you there we are you guys take the chick Assad ready ready ready oh the pot all right well you can't keep a good dog down oh it comes back though he's not really dead he's just uh he's taking a nap lifts on a form now you're doing well for a blind man oh yeah I have played this game before I'm saying like I haven't like past like mines one for I haven't really played that much I played a little bit off stream like at two three hours you know here's the shot by the way Garth's bomb shop okay so let me tell you something about the shopkeeper right now I know a lot of you guys probably have seen tons of I saw streams with this game but if you haven't already up this guy's been a pain in my ass basically if you think if he thinks you're threatening him with a bomb or whatever like you can stand over here throw a bomb and he goes apeshit and he always try to murder you you know before I do that though you'll see what I mean you see what I mean okay so just a son it's an experiment I'm gonna drop a bomb go go go see what I mean see what I mean unbelievable there's a lot of stuff you have to take into account when you're doing this net but I haven't intentionally done that a a couple of times like it's something seized like ghost bananas without [ __ ] any reason and that's because like sometimes the enemies might attack and like it's totally at random at times and I love oh [ __ ] hell I love that aspect about this game it's just chaos every time I'm gonna be a little smart about this take this up well okay I really love with me using in this game too it's very nice oh [ __ ] oh dammit wombo combo I mean by the way the the the nice the rats they're not dangerous in this game so but I the first time I play is I kept killing them like why don't you die all right now we have around almost 8,000 oh dammit they see this little horse here Oh God Oh buddy they contain gold and you want the gold for the shopkeeper simple stuff it can push these things too you don't stand under them or else you're dead I have two bombs here okay let's see if we can do this really want to rescue the dog at the moment because I have so little health come on come here come here okay okay get up here hopefully I can get to go again various there is a wood bat please oh it's tents this game there we go did it - yeah awesome now give me that liquid yes again if you're watching this and you're like a veteran of us belong to your math you like Jesus Christ he's still bad at this yes but that's the beauty of playing something like pretty much for the first time on stream as well you know but again I have played to three hours of this I'm just not very good at it but let's assess the situation here what I'm gonna do I'm gonna grab this get up the ladder and boom okay one two three they hate the shopkeeper Diddy okay we're fine okay usually one hits the shopkeeper everything goes to [ __ ] okay what I haven't understood yet for this game though if there's a large fall how do I get down without like breaking my bones how do I like ropes yeah but how do i how do I put the Rope down crawl to the ledge down Plus rope oh okay I didn't know that yet somebody's been falling to my death over and over again alright tell you what his gonna do awesome and have a key for this though but oh yeah buddy these spikes are the worst I've got these spikes like a hundred [ __ ] times they are instant death and they are the worst man give me all the treasure placing who this a key right there and if I can make it all the way back now there's a bit of a time limit on each level if it take like an enormous amount of time this game like spawns like ghosts that chases you around it's incredibly scary oh you shopkeeper oh oh no wait a minute I gotta get over there huh so the way I'm carrying this little golden statue me and gonna make this probably can hang up okay he gives you a lot of extra points and stuff like that which is great because you want the money Oh dog immediately [Music] here we go get the dog all good level all right how about I get where we got the freeze ray we got the machete the bomb bag bombs Lamborn your wallet it's yours my friend the mystery box ever bind the mystery box and we're buying the machete oh the ghost has come out Oh God did they say something about a shell yes it did okay guys do this quick I've got a parachute I know what that is okay let me show you the ghost there's the ghost okay so with the ghost oh yeah he's coming you can't escape him don't [ __ ] with them all right it's up this strange in a word Oh God so some levels are really and I have the machete to cut dammit oh nice actually caught that some levels are really like dark like this and it's hard to see in them but I'm gonna do my best to hang on let me see it again damn you I don't I mean I guess at least I got the machete whoa it's all about being careful in this level I'm not gonna leave my machete behind guys don't worry I wish I could like do a wheel stuff but he can't I'm get this as well now these dark levels I want to get through as fast as possible because if you linger oh it it's down there let me can I drop my machete like just yes I can it is a huge spider down there that want to [ __ ] with well I said that's it the rat on fire this is welcome to Quincy's wheeler prices spin the wheel yes please gambling huh Oh give it a purple one little more a little more no no okay Ace of Spades so I can get a free scone if I get the purple one I think you oh come on yes yes yes yes yes we're gonna be here all [ __ ] day good luck you purple purple purple purple oh yes yes yes you want a price well III all or have the machete though but if they find one more time no no this this shopkeeper this [ __ ] shopkeeper right here all right give me the purple one please yes yes yes yes yes [Music] the jackpot are gonna be here all day all day I saw a ghost one huh yeah good Lord then see that's why I don't gamble kids wait what but this music whoa what is this I never heard this before then I activate some sort of like secret spooky I like it it's rare music oh I see so sometimes you spawn with this music I've never heard this okay well anyway let's try to ball my way through here huh oh nice I really do like this game I bought I sank like two three hours into this off stream as I said than I I really really liked it there the randomness of this game is it gets it's something new every time it's a lot like Dwarf Fortress you know and I just wish some of the [ __ ] that I that I did off stream like III record a bit because it was really really funny at the amount of times I've slipped down and just like falling down the stairs into like bigger [ __ ] has been insurmountable you know I've followed out into spikes over and over again and I'm just like okay well at least I survived the spikes nope fall on a bomb falling on this falling on that and I'm doing terrible by the way at least I got the dog [Music] hey what I'm gonna put the dog down in and I'm gonna get the extra stuff over here [Music] this you know what you know what I'm gonna demonstrate [Music] [ __ ] I'm thinking can I get really risky with this now I'm not that good at the game yet but I'm thinking if I drop a bond grab the bomb and it about and when it is about to blow I throw up in the air and get the gold or I could just like take the easy route Jesus Christ jewel [Music] give this bet right here your bat [Music] there we go i over complicated the hell out of that no don't do it Jude it's what I wanted to do was like vomit right there and then nice I wasn't L you what I'm gonna replicate what I want to do it originally so I wanted to do like this and then I pulled it off no [ __ ] way dude Pro already damn give me that leak thanks alright next level all right now I got that regular soundtrack again but it's just those dark levels I really messed me up like I could do such a bit better job at them and I didn't see that guy coming but yeah anyway now wouldn't really need the dog grass on toasted the shopkeep though where is the dog Dougy and we're gonna do a little weird shortcut Oh God snakes I hate snakes he blended in okay listen as the test runs I'm back and I'm ready to kill say what I mean with these dumb deaths snark snake snake - spiderweb there we go here's a doggy all right he's lonely them's gonna run past them uh-oh you see somebody skeletons come back to life and you got to bump them on the head gotta poop them you know I'm a dog what does the dog like go to sleep when you pick them up AC easy that's sleepy all right so we're gonna go down here you get here and then jump cross get in here I can't like calculate yet how bad the fall damage is so I'm just kind of guessing all right we're gonna get up here it's a huge level so far oh my god they're all random by the way in case you didn't you know get that already but [Music] don't stay here I got [ __ ] to do nothing up now what I'm gonna bomb down you're all going spider gold spider please leave [Music] spider over go go the spiders cost much [Music] she said momentum of like you know you're gonna bout to [ __ ] up you're gonna [ __ ] up and then you do all right anyway get this bomb down here had the quick got to be quick remember got the ghost all right that terrible chill up my spine or whatever one other thing wait that gives me an idea let's say we got those let's say we got those moments where you gotta like escape the arrow in front of the low statue thing right can you basically sacrifice the dog to like use him as a bait for the arrow to come out yes you can really okay I am I'm I'm lost we got a we got I like to hurry up that chill up my spine is coming in when I just keep going keep going you're just there there's there's no no no at enough if you pick up a rat you can use that oh okay yes [Music] all right yeah statue down there that I want to now one time when I was playing this game and again you're not growing if you played this game for you like wow you just discovered this yes you can find a jetpack in this game and I found it but I like slammed into a bomb and I could like barely use it so if I can get something like that this this this dream oh good OOP GTA style yeah I gotta be carefully I don't want any shopkeep so what I'm gonna do get this and [ __ ] you look it hey worked out just fine oh okay don't hurt my dog Oh dog you made it four oh look at this oh I don't have any bombs though [ __ ] tell you what I'm gonna get my statue as bait for this thing to shoot an arrow will this work hey we're good uh-huh okay I see it has a little bit of a reach to it hey I knew I'm gonna quickly get the statute here they're gonna have money enough to go to the shopkeeper and I'm gonna buy prices do climbing love soon give me the mystery box - what's this oh okay Oh teleporter all God [Music] well oh oh wait a minute if I'm in here [Music] but how do I escape well brain Fork - but I don't have any bombs is that gotta like okay wait a minute to get this and then we teleport down the place let's not use the teleporter let's not use the teleporter it is it is not a good idea Wow while we that teleporters is pretty zany image and he's no friend of mine Minh all right well good fun I guess all right anyway whoa give me the dog where's the dog Oh skeleton off me hey listen we're gonna we're gonna do this level of real quick we're gonna like turbo turbo lights it shall I want thanks now Matt if you teleport it to the dog oh god all right Oh immediately all the suck bear loss in the progress all right capable overall what's happening what's happening worked out just fine I think I still have bombs have plenty of stuff so see what you get up here [Music] oh I got the doggie as well okay I'm gonna do one of these I'm gonna see what's below got that all right I mean even though I suck at this game I'm doing okay ish I thank you I could be doing a hell of a lot worse i thank you i tell it you sit down there and the dog well I haven't even passed the mines but ooh give me this tell what dog you sit down here and I'm gonna collect this in the meantime it seems the dogs is stuck in a spiderweb [Music] okay surprisingly worked out dog stuck I feel the dog is really stuck in they were guys save them alright this is already activated okay got you dog is first oh look at this it's right near the shopkeeper all awesome okay good now what do we like to bomb bag compass this bomb bag what's this bomb box that come for sounds good a thanks Reggie I could never figure out what that was that's what you don't want to do I'm gonna do a little sneaky thing I'm gonna be a little greedy you know I'm gonna do [Music] those bombs are mine go [Music] hello well getting my best short see I'll probably do better at you know stealing from the shopkeepers eventually but yeah but okay nope got the dog immediately which is great oh no no no no oh whoa all my life all my life oh oh you can't outrun there I thought was impossible okay okay let me see if I can just get down here can I climb up I gotta use that my uh welfare right mm actually I do need to bomb my way through this check us out oh I jumped above the explosion on impact Oh God okay I'm bad at bombing you okay young good so far man going good so far oh no no I place it wrong absolute idiot well at least a dog can give you a little bit more health than to [ __ ] hell something good hey guys it's not going so bad hey did you know that I am not that bad it's bloom key I am not so bad at spelunky okay did you know that Splunk it's my favorite video game by the way a lot of that game does not operate under Megaman rules ie a spike can be walked into horizontally like it doesn't just annihilate you from any like angle you know that's nice none of games do that well I was like Prince of Persia mechanic exactly right that ass alright going good so far though okay I have a question for you Blanca Splunk gay you're gonna [ __ ] place belong gang for your you spelunky enthusiasts the spider the big spider can he be killed with the whip or does he require bombs Payton idea [Music] mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes I'll get to school come out Oh God [Music] you know we're gonna forget about that spider now okay oh look at that go no spider odo god damn it that's what I get for being mean to my doggie and he killed him too and dog is still alive oh [Music] I'm having worst worse so far see that this is as I said I had to stream this game it's just the stupidest [ __ ] happens every time you know okay but listen nope no more those dumb mistakes it's a serious thumbnail all right here we go get this yes then we oh what's this oh no oh no the chests contain bombs I didn't know that all right you were saying Joel shut up [Music] all right we're gonna get through here that's gonna be easy easy boys but I will take down a rope though you never know what lurks beneath all the skeleton took Darrow I don't know why I jumped over the rat oh I got my rat friend with me can I rescue the wrath and the dog [Music] I'll let you live here now [Music] okay OOP there we go get over here doggie should I risk it I mean the spikes are pretty threatening but as long as I just take it easy and I don't flop it up okay dangerous been dangerous dog here oh that's fine it was intended for me that spire was intended for me oh okay well we're gonna bomb here and we're gonna get to the other side ooh so much good stuff like this damn kind of pair another the Chester because they might contain bombs which like ignite that bombs not not just like bombs for me hello dog thanks dog you lost Joel no of the ghosts trick I known of no tricks in this game at all i barely just like figured out how to get more health you know i am going into this like a blindness about to do this actually you know what you know what I'm sure there's something down here so [Music] and then we're gonna figure out what dwells [Music] you know wait a minute [Music] I'm gonna get this I'm gonna jump up here really finicky jumps here this is I think a golf one of those before actually uh hang on these are all the things I got before I got the spring shoes I got the the ghoul I got the pic which one is it ooh yeah here we go here we go [Music] the eye is an ancient symbol of royal power well doesn't have any other purposes I don't know oh I'm really glad I'm so happy that that rock came from the the left to the right if it hit the [ __ ] shopkeeper we would have all been dead mark my words [Music] guys something a little stupid right now but did I did I pass the dog [Music] Oh ha ha [ __ ] hell [ __ ] hell man good lord chokes we're all I see me Oh thus thus jumping on enemies like real to give you a boost in the air ok listen to it what I want I'd like compass and I'd like some ropes and given the bombs too and you know what give me the full price you know you know what you know no I'm not gonna [ __ ] with him cuz I will be dead he's so dangerous soon it's down there huh tell you what we're gonna bomb some random places see what happens what happens if you buy or if you bomb the guy who's stuck in the you know what lump I'm gonna stop asking you that's we're gonna do it [Music] Oh God Oh God we're gonna bomb ourselves out of the situation [Music] No get me out of here get me the [ __ ] out of here now oh these blogs I bought Oh for the love of God get it through give it through [Music] Jesus Christ thank God for those bombs I'm on [ __ ] sake man okay so I see if you mess with one shop paper you mess with all of them you know oh so stupid [Music] wanted he stole my dog Oh [Music] it smelled me he smelled me a saccade runtiwa I heard what I [ __ ] said all right no more no more mistakes I [Music] told you I I'm not very good at this game so far but damn I'm trying okay I'm gonna go from the other side there we go hopefully I can bomb down and do some stuff soon but listen this is really it no more no more stupid mistakes this is really it this is where I become spelunky Johnson master that's plunking a look it's perfect - it's right I know where the exodus we're gonna do you see that red box that explodes like crazy so check this out - [Music] yes now if I can only was that could actually affect only get get the dog now it would be fantastic all right come on Oh Oh Lords hey where's the dog I got him did you see the dog already I did not I did not my doggy hear him there he is okay go go go go go go go go go go ah what a [ __ ] tease come on no Xplode the wall ah I thought I was gonna explode the entire thing [Music] oh well oh well I gotta survivor to health [Music] alright whatever the stool stream regularly I didn't even know joel streams for eight years I have been streaming it literally every highlight video on the main channel is from streams AM dude damn that's amazing it I hear snakes I hate snakes oh yeah alright well [Music] I have an idea do snakes bite you like when you're close to them or do they just kind of like stay in place [Music] my pc just all they stay okay [Music] everything that could have gone wrong went wrong [Music] holy [ __ ] okay well be careful about this I'm not doing so well with health at the moment okay well we wait I think the recent people the Oh what's this a nice pair of spectacles that lets you see things normally you wouldn't I think the reason why people like still don't know 100% like when I'm streaming it's because my schedule is awful you know I can never stream regularly I couldn't like never ever your stream okay this is my stream hours okay I would rip my hair out you know and by the way I can't escape I'm stuck here [Music] unless of course haha look at that genius [Music] okay the real 10 I'm tense and nervous and I can't react no oh spider it spiced butter [ __ ] off okay okay let's keep okay here we go spiked shoes you tell me what I'll get climbing gloves and I get the spiked shoes and I'll get what's the camera new I bought it before I don't know what it does we have my barbecue shoes but I can climb anywhere now okay that's I camera stunts enemies okay what a spike shoes do [Music] okay camera can stop ghost for a moment more damage if you jump on enemies oh I see okay well I got to get a move on now I can't even find the doggy oh okay one health doll I was just gonna say please don't give me a dark level I hit a dog Edo doggie okay well listen if I just carry the torch and I'm very careful and I make no mistakes spooky oh no okay how I don't know what's down there man oh okay hang on there goes nothing he was [ __ ] nothing [Music] I lit the spider on fire I don't know what that is I don't like it though is it dangerous oh I give you money Oh who's that is your friend uh who are you Joel no probably not okay fine Journal added [ __ ] is this what are the man's permit of ancestors caveman okay hmm looks like someone we know okay well I'm just gonna get a move on here and hopefully mama mama Mia pathetic what a pathetic [ __ ] death I'm gonna make it up to you though check this out this red is still life though I can't attack what the okay wasn't that impressive again [Music] okay well we got the dog finally but okay here's a question if you have for help I I guess for health is like I don't know make me the max for now if you have for health and you rescue the dog you get nothing out of it except just you know good feels for doing it I guess come back to life in know you get 500 okay well that's what I've wanted but you never know what video games you know usually the thing you think about in video games aren't gonna happen it just doesn't a wonderful fast level fast level alright you need to drink okay stay hydrated boys soon I really like streaming this game it's it's it's fun as [ __ ] like I I didn't I didn't like anticipate this being this entertaining but like this game is hysterical like it's it's awesome all right listen gonna get the dog sorry dog yes dog come to me yes thanks doc karma [ __ ] karma [ __ ] Karma [Music] I knew it [Music] now here's the question I could try to get the spider-man spider-man not spider-man if I throw a bomb into the web the problem is though are probably nuke my dog you you know [ __ ] it Oh No everything that is gone wrong has gone wrong okay let's listen it's better you don't like me and I don't like you but we got to cooperate dog go get down dog don't dog it down now no doggie okay go go go go go it's not time no oh sit over here over there okay I mean I'm just getting out of this [ __ ] level already these plans aren't working out man oh boy oh boy sort of God I feel these levels are constructed I know they're not because they're random but good Lord Christ on the cross I stopped doing this to my dog he deserves better [Music] all right hey okay I should stop doing it immediately baits the dog for the arrow Oh spikes nearly got me oh this this karma [ __ ] is hitting me hard tonight today rather no it's just to 2 p.m. my time this time [Music] I don't think I can kill the doggy oh they stock okay whoo okay dog here's one on you I'm gonna put you down in the spider zone [ __ ] oh god don't move don't move all right here we go spin the wheel yes yes no no listen we're not gonna be here for too long we're not gonna be here for too long we're not gonna anger mr. ghost Oh big bucks the moolah this bong Dooley last one last one I promise last one mm just one more last one last one I i SuperDuper promise oh yeah I told you I told you [Music] okay wait a minute tonight she bestows a gift for me are you sacrificed my dog oh god what what uh I [ __ ] up now huh oh that's not a gift what is this no what have I done Oh God Oh Lord get up get it I've never done that she never sacrificed that dog Oh God Kali ma Kali ma - one for okay now I made it to the jungle and when you get to the tunnel man apparently when you escape one for so this is the last level actually other mines actually you know not not the game but okay well I don't have any bombs and I need bombs I gotta be careful about this [Music] Yeti man this is going to be tricky as [ __ ] to pull off [Music] okay yeah doggie he's back he's back boys no more mistakes now though okay well okay we nope okay let's be careful now [Music] I see the arrow guys don't worry I'm just gonna hey dog you check it out for me okay [Music] thanks dog listen listen he's made out of 99% blubber he can take the damage I'm through I'm history er thanks body here is the tunnel man hello there I am the tunnel man I was digging a shortcut but some of my equipment broke you can you give me ten thousand last time I did this he was not asking for bombs of Jesus fine okay Bob Ross here we go alright now that the tunnel finish in no time that's wonderful that's great Jesus Christ Terry Owen I've never made it this far I will I have but I've never progress beyond to one so this is it you guys gonna have to hold my hand a little bit because I I don't know what to do oh okay vines it is the oh okay well we got a sweaty nipple on the wall see if it they can destroy it what's that what dog is underwater though huh what's this a race piece of a frog that's filled with explosive swamp gas okay uh need to let me get something that that fish ain't nice okay what am I gonna watch out for here oh no no no no no it's a piranha okay now these things okay I'm okay okay okay I was wondering if the spikes shot shut off from above but no okay we're gravy watches be the wrong rack clear the game [Music] what's this or he said a toad whatever what is the different thing that told in the Frog anyway oh oh that was that was the level I guess I never made it this far I don't know what's beyond this point Oh God we're in the extreme blind territory I have no no reference whatsoever I hear rushing water uh hello buddy so that's what that works oh okay mr. fish up there no I don't think so I have a really dumb idea check this out no no what the [ __ ] was that all for the Frog would be like aquatic but not like that was a dumb idea indeed oh damn it alright now that the tunnel man it's like Donna done a thing can I go there quicker now oh yes oh nice hey dude I'm sure cus we get to where you want to go but if he was one of your fastest time see won't get ranked on the leaderboards not believe their boards not my chivos they a meet okay well this toad when it gets to the water is becomes blue dammit my TV's now I'll never now I'll never get into the gamers own no talk will never invite me to his pajama pants party no pits and sleepovers no oh boy mistakes okay good what is that sweaty zit it's disgusting but what's that oh it was a man okay about the eat it's not a friend Oh God Tiki man use your average mass cannibal wheeling a giant boomerang oh okay yes these guys aren't friendly nope everything just likes you in this Oh God dice 4d chess time 4d chess check this out actually uh ace we're gonna do better believe this you get up get up get up okay now we have one bomb left look at him it's a victory got the dog whew close okay that's it that's it man [Music] awesome Wow event jump on the flowers ASAP why give me one reason give me one reason don't Tiki man he's got annihilated don't yeah that's what I figured anyway [Music] he's down there in his dad hey I got I got your body here check check him out oh okay interesting if I carry a Tiki man through the the exit do I get any bonuses for it I come here I'm gonna feed you okay nope you don't okay guys check this up nope Oscar I was gonna drop on on the snail oh this is [ __ ] so good did you get there all the doggy that is my dog that's my horse check this out a slimy Moloch that blows acidic spit bubbles when it's agitated okay just like me okay whoa whoa whoa whoa relax now oh this is [ __ ] Oh get ready for this this this is for DHS territory ready he's just gonna walk into the exit oh no actually this is the true this is the true for DHS right here baby ready for this and then oh no uh no no Rach [ __ ] it now I want to drop corpses first no no you go down here oh god what's happening who is sue get get my dog get my dog out everything that could have gone wrong went horrifically horrifically wrong Jesus could never get my my golden man oh the golden man stop there though who shopkeeper [Music] pictures MIT tell you why gimme gimme spring shoes is like double jump or whatever right through higher jump oh I get that immediately oh no I'm buying a buying I'm not stealing and give me spectacles to find it a little bit more for this okay I barely have them okay I'm not gonna mess with frog oh I'm not gonna steal it okay my ain't [ __ ] with that [ __ ] how about how about this you you you just like [ __ ] off don't cut that don't touch that man let's get out of here oh that's a gambling wheel and I can't gamble with anything actually hang on things are on fire yo whoa whoa whoa monkey hey monkey stop it oh you cook it come and gamble with me come here Oh No Oh [Music] I'm buying this monkey some shoes he's my buddy friend now whoa-oh-oh-oh suddenly look at this oh [Music] okay Batman one more one more please please yes just one more just one more just one more just one more oh oh son oh I was gonna get the item last one the last one was a fake-out didn't matter okay oh no okay listen listen if I hit the skull it doesn't matter if I hit a golden one that's what matters here we go [Music] Tolga last one who yes yes my monkey no monkey stop monkey man just exploded here just like what happened to him he just died this is frog eat him what will happen I know if I'd like this gun it's kind of bad oh no accident this web gun web gun best gun great great job you did it fantastic job whoa whoo uh well take this immediately combate swim underwater no they can't they're sort of like wasps they swayed above you're really agile in in in water by the way oh yeah I know No Oh dog talker you follow UK dog we can't rebuild them oh I think the dog is broken throw it on the nipple look okay no no [ __ ] 200 he took he took the Forsyth he took the force of that blow oh okay no it did pierce me though okay I thought I was a meat shield the dead are restless spooky those Chinese zombies Poppins on these those buses don't blow it up see what happens Oh new record time a new record time is a new record Oh God okay listen doggie I know I'm a little mean but this is for the best of us did I do it doggy [Music] what the [ __ ] [Music] what what is this can I go into it okay but don't touch the nipple I guess [Music] come here monkey friends we're gonna go see God you need a rope okay okay I gotta stand right for right into it I suppose cool epic epic secret level dude goddamn snakes alright well I realize streaming something blind isn't the best idea hey dude did you know if you use strength on the dog mu3 come out he's best DG mounts did you know Joel hey release the monkeys won't hurt me so that will though that will I'm doing some record [ __ ] deaths here well what [Music] okay well [Music] watch watch out Yeti man Oh Yeti man what have you done Skelton Oh No Skelton still good this love was very mild compare the other ones otherwise it's just like a nightmare you know but this this one is like manageable oh look at this look at this no no no no no no please oh oh oh just barely above or below rather ain't [ __ ] with that [ __ ] but I'll go I'll [ __ ] with this Killa Killa [Music] you can't kill these things how do you oh it takes just a hundred years to do it to a bunch of HP oh okay gotcha okay all right here we go spin the wheel I got him I got the shopkeeper I did it but I got him and now I have the [ __ ] shotgun baby I'm gonna bomb below I'm gonna be ready for him double dare ya I double dare you to come down here I'm [ __ ] waiting dude he got eaten no no he did not oh Jesus Christ go your those impaled impaled that's an impalement that's [ __ ] shoot Menton hey buddy guess what come here that was a price for you Oh ever even better there she is pleased with you so what happens if you give collie enough gifts oh no no no you get stuff okay well that's what I figured first impairment death tonight to speedrun awesome games done quick here we go in bad games done quick you bad streamers done quick get the dog Yeti man you just relax okay just relax relax don't do it if you want to go James can I was gonna like this get down here Paul I'm in a bad mistake oh no no doggy doggy yet live doggy ate that missus I'll kill the monkey it's pranks are leading cause of injuries to unaware jungle explorers okay we can rebuild them down it I have a have a interesting idea can I give can I speed the Piranha at the dog hey buddy here you go oh he's wants a live flesh I guess kind of morbid oh I deserve that I deserve that that bat that bats anger was just a dog reincarnated I never made this for one was it two three yes I don't know what horror awaits me now but none good [ __ ] it whoa dude you see that throw holy [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] off and I want no no what you're selling oh oh wasp zone oh no no Jesus that's not be where are you taking my corpse ooh I hate it - all right that went excellent - hey we're gonna we're gonna replicate that one secret level guys hey guys secret level time you ever go oops Oh No okay well thanks here comes that secret level boys you need the dog oh you have to do the dog in get whatever I'll be back with with prop park proper puppy flesh country it's gets awful I guess I am the one awful like playing it like that though give me these tools and I'm abusing them you know okay first of all let's take care of the bat because I know the bats gonna try to like keep my [ __ ] thanks all right boom get him [Music] hey dude oh okay I exploded the monkey I was gonna throw into the piranhas but that works too where's the Buffy Bowl and getting real pro at this now huh with areas Darius careful now careful now okay for all right if we can get them down here drop a bomb bin well don't die now doggy if died too many times on these streams okay how about you you scroll down there and all you're gonna grab this Jesus Christ oh no the dog [ __ ] impaled Oh no doggy I'm sorry oh he's still alive though right of this poor dog this poor dog oh this karma is gonna blast my ass I don't think I will have an ass after this I'm gonna get so blasted dude dude I'm gonna get so blasted it just gonna like it for the exit - but listen look at that money look at that moolah that spondoolie [Music] listen he's asleep that dread stuff is just sleep juice all right nap time juice when you get really sleepy that it comes out of you what happened I bombed the beasts I didn't know I did that but okay okay I can't get the doggy love yet but it probably for the best I seen it seems that the this always gets hurt in my presence so it's bestest relaxes oh no oh no one two shoenice who's this who's this man out of my house what the [ __ ] that bulk bogan what is this drama bye grandma guys should I hit nice he's all yours I don't want him becoming ramen head girl you know it'd be really epic kid it'll be epic funny hee hee ha ha go down there [Music] all right what's this royal jelly ha Laval bike bike or mutts gorg or meds no thanks drama based Grom at it again well 7 HP huh can I grow a mere man Slavin no we're not gonna be playing around with the jelly come come here Tama chroma all right okay well oh I need this I Crom get up here let's go hey grommets excellent he's just he's an idiot but I love them no problem take care of this problem for me take care take take care of him okay well he's not doing it well just get in here then okay he's just for one level okay all right well to three boys right erious I like him he's not very smart but he helps King grump die I'm guessing you can ow ow ow ow ow yes he absence we can oh oh oh we have something important though okay doggy you just used to stay down there for now I think groms dead guys all right here we go the [ __ ] can't get up there can i maybe with the vine oh no oh no okay good wait I can't how do i how do I have enough bombs help we can like double jump on this thing hang on Oh did this sucks this sucks oh this this is weak come on [Music] oh this is so weak dude oh you gotta be kid cause this an adventure okay are you sure all unsafe player progress will be lost that doesn't sound like the option I want to what do drums vengeance it is the option you want to wait for the ghost I rather die with the ghost - up there god damn you [Music] mr. wait Livia [Music] tell you what idle search for help well course won't get me [Music] most will not claim my solo not today what a week brain damage so [ __ ] weak you that was that was that was bad worst death ever man okay well I guess I'll sacrifice the doggy say I hate these Tiki statues I have pulled it off really well actually whoa whoa uh okay here we go enter level enter hit their secret level god dammit Oh what what am I doing wrong you need to get stuck as well oh okay oh well okay it's a waste then it's a [ __ ] waste neat oh god alright well let's continue on go on I guess ow a horrible horrible mistake has been found oh by T Goodall bye dear everybody good lord good lord all right I'm gonna be a little cheap with it - I'm gonna bawl my way through that there we go oh not not Abby's own fine okay where you want a doobie zone fine so be it one two shoenice [Music] I have one of those bases well I do 100 I survived somehow oh I don't have enough bomb beside there oh well actually you know what that's not too bad because I can just this time I can just get some health with the doggy oh wait a minute can be there too actually uh it's worth the rescue pro plays boys pro place hmm dream is not dead yet all right the dead are restless are great heat rip rip rip rip [Music] hmm oh hang on [Music] let me guess I want the big skull [Music] mama mama Mia what a good run so for guys best one yet best one yet I can wait a minute a better idea [Music] [Music] quickly dog we must go we must ascend [Music] meet some meet soon oh god oh god oh god worm in one end and out the other oh cool I gotta exit through the anus - lovely oh it's jiggly - even better it's got nothing but four sounds aside it's fantastic thanks gelatin Oh a comparison side of it worm baby [ __ ] is happening down here it's like pac-man City Oh God oh good good job idiot to die just did alright well it's a good attempt now at least we all know what happens down in the flesh zone the nipples own nipple city I don't like it oh we both felt after Oh at least I bought that on you no damn nipple city once again it was only the first level so like no no no use crying good spot good spot okay what's down here I'm gonna take the risk oh [ __ ] I don't know if I can do this [Music] yes it worked it worked I wasn't sure if it's gonna blow the floor off or not - nope put it down no not not up Thanks oh well [Music] go away monkey you know kim beom in the water joel yeah but I don't really have a reason to yet all right you know I'm gonna be a little risky I'm actually gonna go back for my dog [ __ ] I really [ __ ] this one up well I just ruined that I can't even get up great great job thank you well okay doesn't get this great good stuff all right anyway hmm excellent resource management skills I know dude Oh piranha down the other all right all that for an extra life that I could have already had good [ __ ] though my friend ah peace - oh this is excellent I'm loving this eat from me drink from me [Music] I don't even know what the [ __ ] happened but they're my boys now they still alive oh no no there are gifts me no no get get me out of this hell hell city hell zone oh well okay worst level worst [ __ ] level [Music] you know I appreciate if you couldn't [ __ ] up new record time voice six seconds six seconds it's the new record time dive hey check this me Mountain mm-hmm cool help me help me Grom Ivan 20 seconds all right just go just go man I wonder if I can ball my way to the floor probably what a [ __ ] waste now I got a bum this floor instead sure not a handle my resources ooh but we got a doggie - aw damn let's go stop stop bad [ __ ] bats in the bush [ __ ] 29 seconds Joe what happened to the Sweden Twitter thing I I declined I said I wasn't interested but thanks for the offer [Music] cuz I have nothing to say you know I don't want publicity I don't want attention you know I'm used to your streaming video games and that's that should that should be it you know have someone have someone important on the Swedish Twitter beat you know have someone be like hey here's here's here's somebody achieve world peace I just feel like a guy's pizza you know so I just I used to climb there we go all right listen get this them all good oh but I'm just having a worst look right now and I haven't said no specifically yet but you know I'm still on the list and I'm about to say no you know a response Oh God I'll respond to him if I if I have a reason to you know here we go there we go whoa little mama all right well I'm just doing a speed run to the exit at this point because I'm just having such bad luck here I need to exit out the jungle like I'm just bad you know what time is it in sweden oh it's almost 3:00 all right here we go No oh I got him okay that's my gold nope okay I gotta be real careful about how I do this he has no delay how fast I can do this Simon's gonna throw ice cold Adam didn't work out Oh [Music] beef city that's how you do it voice this this path needs to come right here over here dude the more so frustrating Oh God see I knew that what happened now I've got the dog okay now I have an extra life oh but what's this though what's this doggy please please do not don't fall down the pits okay it's kind of free scum list I set up web gun I mean I can't get to it anyway [Music] right you know what just cuz I can might not let's try it out there oh he can't reach me I'm gonna do this very very gently gentle no Oh dog why would you do that like grab this merchant whoa whoa [Music] I'll see the exit yet but what the [ __ ] was all that [ __ ] I should have sacrificed them both uh the dog is a live demo oh he was I thought it was dead no but hey look at this another sacrifice altar already can you sacrifice anything you want oh okay awesome all right first of all I want to get some of that gold it's a gold mine I guess that works whoa careful now we have a have a dude down there got impaled I'm not gonna try out the meat city's own look unnecessary by the way I have so many uploads on YouTube to do after this dream by the way it's like it ridiculous absolutely ridiculous amount of totals I gotta fix a dog is right there too right you've come with me should I sacrifice the dog as well Oh annoys what happened to him he just like evaporated what the [ __ ] all right at least Kylie will be happy a [Music] gift upon me oh I got the glasses now okay sacrifice sacrifice I demand a snack rifice let's get off this now a popular weapon of Tiki men it almost always comes back okay let's try it out then okay No get it out of there No okay tell I'm gonna drop a bomb because I don't know what's between Finn and I always hate it get him oh you gotta be kidding me [Music] wonderful this is this is going excellent so far man all right well do this and I wanna get out of here nice [Music] alright well here goes nothing what a disaster this level has been Mike Gordon and get this net well I know I know dude I know I've taking a hundred years to do this you don't need to remind me hey dude I like a compact piece we're all dead last run of today okay idiot listen listen yes the deal here's the deal with this okay we're gonna get through this see now now wait a minute the parameters and eat other dudes only meat well that's some [ __ ] major [ __ ] go go go oh it's gonna get the dog like a [ __ ] dog in the way lisen absolute last one you unbelievable man unbelievable okay you can crash to see what's below you or your yeah I know I know but like you know takes it well okay listen get the dog and I'm gonna rush rush just get out of the [ __ ] swimming pool [Music] [Music] raspy suka damn okay it's a good one it's a good one the best run man whoa whoa what happened here what happened there feel like I said bad it did go down here but sure oh yeah are you kidding me oh yeah [ __ ] yeah the best man the best who speedran east buggy all right anyway noob get [ __ ] a noob okay let's look down here what are we going to I forgot about the fall damage all the [ __ ] I only have one more thing he's gonna do though okay [Music] don't smell me now [Music] alright now there's a way over here I'm gonna get this first thing get some rubies and stuff and what's down here we have a dog we have a dog confirmed so it's on the other side okay first of all let's let's deposit my golden dude okay can I sacrifice this to Kali or he just blood well okay whoa who's this golden monkey a friendly bet elusive primate that and you're striking off and on okay what is it [ __ ] gold its [ __ ] gold okay well okay so we deal with this situation [Music] okay I get the dog extra life and then we are good to go okay good goody or should I or should I sacrifice the doggy or should I save doggy what do you think chanta do you would you eat you probably absolutely kill here's what here's what I'm gonna do and I'm gonna make it a little more manageable I'm gonna put it on random oh no no no they ever go now oh I still dog damn it alright fine oh now I got the sticky goo sticky gooey power I thank you hey where's my golden monkey by the way there is karma you get to elf would have been better okay listen listen this is just thinking games telling me to stop now true last one got the right music for it too so you know and get through this [Music] okay don't don't don't get near the altar here cuz it's gonna blow up in college gonna be pissed this spawn a mailing of spider babies at me I have a better idea take this up it goes nothing boys here goes nothing you're dead [Music] I think he's dead okay got him all that money - hey guess what monkey hey come here Rick it's a banana for you [Music] check it out check out this font of funny banana come here what's happening what's going on that works too I guess alright I can't just get through now Kenan okay here we go pleased she is pleased with you all right now unless I got the shotgun now which kicks ass okay nobody can [ __ ] with me now except that thing oh my god uh-huh where the hell is the dog well it doesn't matter at this point did I destroy dog or a brains motion listen I have the shotgun now and that's all that matters soon get the crate while I miss the great tune is this infinite ammo on the shotgun if it is then the shotgun is like the best yes you really did the shock and rips I [Laughter] gotta be careful here holy [ __ ] watch out for the recoil to [ __ ] over your medulla you want to do it like this fine okay the spring shoes extra large a phibian carries a chiller inside of its mouth all neat - that's that's not disgusting [Music] come here oh [ __ ] [Music] he was waiting double shotgun doll all right I wish I could get the dog I can't get the dog damn it [ __ ] okay I think thank God there we go if this get this anything else again you probably get what is that what killed me oh oh that's just I was so close to listen lightning last one guys I got a Cibo you got to get the Chivas if you're in the gamer zone like me you've got to get chivos listen no chivos no gamer oh that that actually didn't kill me okay listen it's all about chivos for me but you when you're in the game or sound like me you get to the next level dude you play a video games you don't play games anymore you you [ __ ] video games Shiva points Chivo points come right out of my dingus oh lady my lady fantastic you a kissy Kissy ain't that nice hey gamers you ready to level up with cashews of chaos while you ready for gamer fuel points time to level up hey gamers that's absolute [ __ ] I will not do a last minute thing [Music] that's right when you're in the gamer zone you can't resist the sweet appetite of gamer piss that's right real gamers have been pissing in this bottle and we carbonated the [ __ ] out of it gamer piss next level epic gamers there's no going back there we go I'm losing my mind oh yeah this is gonna be this is gonna be fun mm-hmm fine oh hey you want you want to play like that fine we play like that then here goes nothing oh Jesus oh God Christ on the cross [Music] go away Beast okay question is oh there's a damsel that's a dude now sorry sorry I have an option I can either bomb my way through the damsel all right you know what yes bet best idea actually least amount of time oh good good I love swimming in the water damn it hate the skaters baby play it [ __ ] sake man [ __ ] Sigmund listen I will I will clear these these damn jungle soon I will do it I love it I love the getting stuck in water it's like it's absolute chaos [ __ ] just kind of happens who I want that though okay well I still have ropes though so uh you know joke's on you for thinking I'm stuck too they what take this up yeah Butchie man I'm [ __ ] look look at me look at me go did I am like super pro gamer right now oh no oh no oh Jesus I thought I could get out of here Issa oh no oh hell no [Music] grandma this gotta be a way there has to be a way out of here [Music] yet okay and then oh can I [ __ ] know hoops I put my computer in sleep mode I didn't know my computer can even do that no no no no nothing you know what it was I've been playing with my because I haven't moved my mouse I didn't move my mouse so Michael bitter was like a screensaver activated oh that was it I can't do this look look oh it's possible dammit dammit I can do this can't get me [Music] okay for real though memes aside and all haha legitimately the last one because I gotta go after this alright whatever listen it's fine it's fine it's daijoubu [Music] alright here we go this game looks like [ __ ] maybe you look like [ __ ] maybe you got a maybe you have a poop eyes careful careful oh god I knew it was gonna get it and I [ __ ] did [Music] all right now we just keep this momentum going I have a good feeling about this one the last the last run of tonight you know whatever happens this will literally be the last one up that's it boys but Joel one more nope you were the one who dictated that you want one last one and that's it well spelunky is an incredibly fun game I had I had a great time with this and I like how happy you're here now because we've died so many times I just keep coming back you know but Joel one Miller okay fine there's not not not now you're asking for it yes come on I'm gonna bait it out a little bit actually Canadians oh that would have been the last one - you know I'm a man of my words and like I've never met on my word but tonight [Music] should get through all of this [ __ ] [Music] look at all this no my dog he ate my [ __ ] dog no reason I rush to this level so I can get that dog to the exit you know that is the last one what what a [ __ ] what a [ __ ] what a [ __ ] unbelievable no way man no way men anyway thank you so much for watching spelunky I might do more of this soon a really really fun game you know and hey I may have even playing an off stream but the promise if I play this game off stream I don't know like progress too much and I mean like hey guys did you know I got this secret super ending that nobody got and they're like you're lying and I'm like no you know we shall see who the best anyway I was fun to watch well I appreciate that anyway we had a lot of work to check to do so uh I'll be right back sit tight and more stuff coming up we have a lot of work to catch up on because this is the charity art that we've been missing and stuff like that so we have like six pages of art to go through so don't worry but I Will Survive I Will Survive I will do what the dammit - all right so let's see here I think I last left off at if I did miss this please do tail no no I think I think no no no hmm could this be where I last left off from mr. dandy hmm guys you guys have elephant memory this is where I last left off have you seen this already mr. dandy uh I don't know I don't think so you showed that one Yolo okay I did well mr. dandy still did a really cool art piece so all I can say is yes yes indeed now here we go here okay I don't know I know I know where it is now I know where it is from uncle you here's me with a mushroom on my head what the apps would [ __ ] is this uncle you said yes I know Joe looks Asian nothing I can do about that made this really quick for a loss what the [ __ ] you okay then what I'm like earth be honest you know I have the mushroom on my head I guess I don't know but thanks I guess from charge then Lance when the vine meet the Varg WWF yes if I wrestle coming out today by the way so check YouTube soon very nice from Padova here we go no arch Falzone well there you go pretty nice from dark quaza boss is hoping oh that's pretty nice and a lot of charity work to go through tonight though so you know hey but that's very very nice thank you so much for maybe listen when I look at this isn't that nice you know what I love about this one - a little extra it's using the full full streams mushroom design so Rab has the red ones and I have the blue ones so very nice very very nice excellent job from parody tendo parody parody Nintendo there we go donate thanks what the [ __ ] is this I don't know what it is but I like it I said like a money jar thing oh I see okay charity jar you know from Grand Isle a gamer helping others playing everything less his Hope charity stream but if any piece RF Friday July 23rd Saturday July 22 can't believe was just four days ago huh I know hey but very nice from Satan pasta here is a little of our shroom it looking angry Santa says you missed my art last time so you were posted okay well I see very nice though very very nice I love sit like a milkshake in from from unclear here scoot from vine wrestled you know he looked he looked fantastic this year he was very buff they're nice and I loved them now he's dead very nice work thank you so much from Jarvis the King 64 well here we go once again so nice so beautiful so beautiful and cute too I love it from bloody bacon the darkest timeline the age of brisket I still have to release the alternate ending for Ryan Restless everything by wrestle related is like it's literally a CPU battle so III don't know the outcome so I have to like set up different endings and this year I was like okay well I know the final is gonna be between the Pitt voice and the streamers I'm like mm should I do like two endings I'm like I have to cuz like I don't know if they're gonna win or loose you know so I'll release it on YouTube and you'll see but yes the age of brisket from J's 15 who's laugh at who's laughing now dude and I went did so much work for thought it was stupid from the foxy missus miss Payne Oh mspaint I thought miss Payne T exe M is pain from up tower turns come to Brazil come to Brazil [ __ ] that's great tasty lacy did a cake look at this hey Joel it's my birthday well five days ago was your birthday I'm sorry a light birthday light the birthday dizzy and I made this cake I couldn't tune in to the charity streams today but I sure will tomorrow oh you see how old the the art here is foreign I checked it Mamma Mia but that's very cool I hope I hope Daisy sees this and I hope I hope they had a great great birthday from succinic the [ __ ] hole you have the worst name on the board I swear to God but his sous Nick says Barbecue Pit Boys to Opie rip scoot yes from dogs dogs here is a pinhead from terror drom that I did on seven days of spooky games last year which is still happening this year as well so seven days of spooky games coming ahead in October so be on the lookout for that voice yes fair Fenris here's some of the vine so streamers and friends that participated in the charity event this year pretty nice I like how limes has just it looks like used to giant feats and I'm in the tree that's great too it's wonderful from a a you here we go god I wish this had loaded the gift enemy diversion but I still guess it still okay here's a gift version of this image by the way real quick Oh neat I like the gift version a little better it's a little more animate on the menu new game load game options go into options immediately that's what I do with new games you gotta check out what the options are you know but hey that's awesome thank you so much very very nice very very nice from dollar place and anything come to Brazil Yahoo I didn't expect that full stream to have like a hundred thousand views already on YouTube but you know but sometimes sometimes even the full streams get an incredible amount of views but it's got honor over a hundred thousand for a full stream which is rare but you know I'm glad people like that stream not share water but close enough dookey dookey okay from dr. is PI yes indeed a metal band from spooky come now if I if I was new on the boron and they're like damn what should my name be on here spooky come yes I love it I absolutely love it dear cult awesome you were sucking a little blue öyster cult thing here I think but that's awesome well that is awesome I even have more total a Kurt battleground streams to upload on youtube when I'm done with this I have a if you're checking YouTube in a matter of like hours you're gonna be like wow there's like 10 uploads today holy [ __ ] in but that's that's awesome man that's a wonderful great great job I love it too that was one page from the unknown air Julie's fly with me and you you'll be glad that you did into the best chat man bouncy Kong I believe as from the little romhack game that was explaining charity stream kind of as a quick one off even so it was interesting but thank you so much meme city sorrel did this Joel stream adventure look at this got the pizza got my stand with the scythe Lord logo in it good [ __ ] I was a treat to see it art from zor-el and this is no exception looks awesome Wow awesome oh wait that's my computer make a noise love it awesome I love the design here too it's super [ __ ] cool super [ __ ] cool-looking buffers earlier Ola I love it from fabulous Cthulhu what what nanny his Hyderabad Hyderabad gets art well actually how do BOTS got an arc before hydrate well I guess Hyderabad sure is well known on the stream now I just drank Pepsi instead thanks Hyderabad to tanks and fence hmm sure it's making me thirsty for another Pepsi though very nice thank you so much looking great from Darya Arbus mullerian car may I join you on your adventure dude that's just wonderful I am a little late on the dwarf fortress team student working and the ability to watch them in time but here's a little drawing dedicated adventure mode run PS nicknamed second half as pronounced with an accent on you like / boosts or boosts but our boos Arbus Arbus boosts our boosts or boot base autobus like that like the Swedish out of us alright I don't get it but yes regardless here's the snake lady that I didn't war for Chris and dwarf joining me I love it I love it like a milkshake as they say a seriously that's that's super swell awesome job awesome job I love it very enticing wholesome and nice from the static artist and I feel really bad for the static artist because the static art is they they mailed me like a month ago like hey can I send you a vine mushroom I'm like yeah I'll get back to you soon about that charity events [ __ ] happens so you know static artists if you're still watching listening trust me I'm still waiting for the mail sent to you so don't worry it's happening it's you know I've just been busy with charity event - stuff like that but yes so soon soon but very nice got all the streamers in it very cool from pirate intend oh here's a underwater pirate flag Joel and the parody Tendo says this the war strong that I am made oh my god could you please ban me okay moving off from TC Lizzy here is your place that's [ __ ] metal dude this is my t-shirt then is it metal I don't know but my hair is big enough here to have me like asleep you know I'm like oh I got a I got a conk out for tonight ha ha I am the bad you know but from Kermit lor hmm I had no Kermit this year but we'll see you next year we'll see you next year we shall see from dream dude I'm still uploading updating the last thing I sent you the Grande and Friends group shot if Woodrow becomes a meme then I'll add them to the picture I also plan on adding Kate and the barbecue pit boys to also in the other drawing that was Bob Rost on the left not you oh okay okay from the best kind of stupid my resume can't believe I found Norton during that stream by the way I know you probably went wandering waste part 2 part 2 is coming probably next week so I had some plenty plenty of spicy viruses and all that so yes I love my face here my uterus I'm so snick here we go here's the wood roll is that what it's called a Woodrow I don't know looks like a really ugly guitar what the [ __ ] is that but there he is I guess lookin nice nice yes see the birds hang on you see that yo yo any any bird enthusiasts what is that bird when a price minute win a videogame shut the [ __ ] up birds super booster boy here's me killing doom guy and Dukey why why why I got tears in my we're friends I don't know I mean maybe they ate my last pizza so I was like I gotta kill you now look to see you Trey [ __ ] Oh from nil riff wow look at this took a break from 3d modeling hell to do and watch the stream minutes I have a statue Jules thank you animated gif version ooh oh mama here's the has the animated version if you are curious and the gift fee has gone to [ __ ] you can't you can't watch gift files anymore without them being like ribbon ribbon but look at that wait for wave city love it more windows 98 destruction soon don't worry but that looks awesome fantastic pedo be amakuni rev binya jobless lines nice no sticks dust give me give me your free will joel no no no no no no no no no no I don't think so from script see vices hope like a little Mario Galaxy planet that's a stream that's a game I want to play I've never ever played Mario Galaxy 1 or 2 I've never ever done it like ever I have no [ __ ] reference at all what that game is all about - look I know that you're in space and you jump around on like ball planets but that's it I have no [ __ ] idea so uh one day maybe tell me you're joking I know I never had a Wii I never had a week like for me it was like this NES and 64 escaped over senesce and after n64 game cube PlayStation 2 Xbox 360 and after Expo 360 I think I like PC all the way really so we was like never I think for me you know totally uh totally passed me by so that no weed that means you missed out on no more here see all the Wiggins is totally never had one so you know the very nice very nice ghostly Ocelot Luigi is drunken luigi is drunk again Yahoo Yahoo that's a good [ __ ] that was a good shift in from Coria he's a vine Roxie Allah for mushroom I'm very nice I like his ice they're very sensual nice xx krypton xx you know this one is is so nice gift version in the source link you okay hang on oh it's just it's got a little lot of that need to blur to it that I like its vaporwave enough neat very nice from some shipper here's the dog oh god doggy Oh No well yeah the power to like not do these things and well here they are Oh Lord thou have mercy from blood skull 61 graphics realistic graphics my name no [ __ ] kid alright unrelated slightly related to what I was gonna say I like York but I'm gonna be uploading updating some emotes some of the some of the emotes that I think don't have too much use these days can take a little rest so I think let's see what we got so far or just for reference not new emotes i miss replacing some of the old ones you know can't even check what [ __ ] emotes i have police police i I I'm having a dumb moment a real dumb moment here we go alright so these are the current emotes we have in chat and I'm going to probably ax X some old ones that I don't think has too much use or I'm going to update some like I might update one more cuz one more doesn't look too good does it like it's got this like kind of crusty look to it you know I mean like it looks okay for what it is but it's got crustiness to it that I don't mmm you know I think this can look better but I'm gonna keep it on your fatherly ABS gotta stay especially for this I love bone bone man for sure this is all good so far hey hey I don't think I'm gonna replace with just to feel it cuz I was gonna keep this kind of like generic but then I'm like you know what the people just want to mean so I'm just puttin Felix in here Kermit's classic matey's a classic spicy maybe I'm thinking we're gonna see Nani of course Robert cop I'm thinking of maybe switching that or maybe sad seen a cassette Cena it's a classic what I might do is with these old emotes I might put them on like a better twitch TV that I didn't use myself but hey whatever and I'd say it's all good I might switch out Randy here for something else we'll see Hulk Hogan is a classic to replace Dorf no no no use Frank your face Z not better twitch TV oh okay well anyway but they're spawning more stuff we can probably switch out but yes I just wanted to say that if you have any suggestions or like replacements or anything whatever whatever might tickle your fancy then shoot me an email please nice art by the way from super booster boy now I'm not fluent in wing-dings but it probably says go to hell vetrix TV emotes are semi blocked by twitch how do you semi block something how do you do it or you don't behind me no no no but yes yes from Coria here is from Big Bang I wanna tell you something I have more weird [ __ ] than Big Bang for the windows 98 destruction that's coming soon but yes I like him from big Wow Joel we'll be right back in said a little a little computer with on disk yes Irvine rest a little - I think maybe very nice from sx creole excess krill no hot coffee on this you go son and proud a lot a lot of people be like hey joe play porn games play boob quest oh dude you want me bad yeah but it'll be fun me oh you want me to destroy eight years of streaming on twitter not 8 years but you know is officially five years on twitch yeah dude he please do me give me food great art by the way from that retro see this IH this a 3d print of Lacey Isle eels model of org scale for vent room I was a huge fan of the science for asked I've got printed and I thought I'd share the results I'm trash at painting but I still love the results of the model if I don't - interesting printing themselves I upload a model on Thingiverse and included the texture for the model and a model that's been edited to be easier to print Wow look at that well that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] cool 3d printing works boys I always say this about 3d printing though like it always has this weird kind of like crust to it you know to me like I've never seen 3d model that looks like hang on uh like when I think of 3d modeling I'm like or printing or whatever I'm thinking like okay I'm gonna print out something okay uh it'll it'll look like this yeah just an example you know like here hit a statue man but always looks like like this hang on and when you print it out it looks more like this if anything you know like mm-hmm technology you can polish it Joe yeah well you know I don't know but I still like that a lot the leash fish but very nice very nice we shot a 3d model so I can like print food from Joe GS 2:17 no way our budget degenerates cuz you don't buy enough sky rent copies by my game no thanks Todd thanks thoughts for cheating this year I like it from eigenvector eigenvector there we go here's Big Bang and oh god is it ever Big Bang in the very nice art though but unless you're a Big Bang to surf this art because it's like the worst thing ever but yes love it absolutely love it they're very nice or two from fabulous Cthulhu here's jelly head look even weirder when he's like humanized like this he belongs elsewhere okay that's very well drawn thank you so much very cool very nice got the Ronald McDonald gloves from radical science boy I don't know what happened to your picture but it's like it's pixel to [ __ ] you like I think he just did this you did this on the original painting and he went there we go like the I don't know what happened like is it supposed to be like this small maybe Aaron like I don't know but regardless thank you I like the mushroom from munch Iliad here's a science vogue killer I did a science like they taught me at school it has ions love it makes me want to go back to high school and and blow [ __ ] up again oh wait no I hated high school from C on his little hag from that bootleg respite of the little witch lady from the super 86 in one multi-court yes yes damn bollocks you know it's funny about this you know what's funny about the old potato feet here you have these like dum dum bootlegs that then get real art down the line thirty years later Fona was released so somewhere somewhere out there whoever created this there they're dumb imagination they had to think about on the spot to make to appease their bootleg overlords for the company like yeah I'll put in which lady it looks like crap but it's good enough you know now it's getting art so that unimaginative waste of space now has reincarnated as actual art and I think that's fascinating but yes I like it too from charts implants about extremists this year the NES cartridge always always loved that the Vinny place badly repainted here said here's the I guess the BBQ queston the barbecue pit boys and Norwich a steering wheel and the vinyl sauce edition and Wow look at this this looks fantastic actually neato neato neato burrito very cool very cool I got the manual - very cool I hope you all bought a manual the team and the volunteers put a lot of load a lot of effort into it and I hope if you own it or you saw it online I hope you saw what I put into my they were like they were asking me hey Joel describe yourself in three words I'm like no pineapple please I'm glad they can get it upset me saying like hey wait a mine apples to words but I'm like ha ha hee but yes in a way but if very cool thank you so much what a great charity event we had off from cha set sock Cho said Salkin and I say that but look at this looks like he's gonna destroy you with his axe this could be a reference to the toxic mines copper mark maybe I'm not a hundred percent sure but it is very cool it is very cool Wow wowie if you wanna talk sighs Lord for a moment there's 50 new shirts coming that's black and they looked real nice and yeah we're gonna we're gonna print those soon and you can get the one and we're thinking about potentially autographing them maybe for people don't want them but you know just and yeah we still have some CDs left we have like like 30 CDs left you know and then then we're done you know so we shall see we shall see who the best wait about a 55 55 of them sorry my bad that's very nice thank you so much from clown crime clown crime here's a thing it's done on paper actually it's a old sweaty old sweaty vorks rumah old sweaty boy I think it's on paper than standing or whatever but yeah this looks excellent very nice very very nice soon why is he wet yeah I get it yet again a napkin on him very nice thank you so much Tecna mousse here's the streamers crossing what I believe to be like Mount Doom I don't know but it's a fellowship and they got amakuni you got salt and Fred and everybody participated very nice from Accardi Joe was the real winner winner hello just me dracula vino vine racial joe was the real winner winner what's going on winner of vine wrestle 2018 todd todd totally cheated yes yes did the twister city i've won and everybody's hearts you know what on my tooth but thank you so much bad ass from karen Ella here's me in bogan and I got a little D on my shirt and I think yeah this Vinny Vinny's got Kira on his shirt I think maybe and a little boy I love it Oh bogan bogan Oh gun lovely lovely love the earth the arts all here very very colorful they're very like water and watercolor meets very imaginative and nice to look at so thank you so much Cyril did this little floating vine mushroom going up and down mmm potential question mark and we shall see we shall see I love it though I love it very nice great stuff love the shading salt Akama skele but pew-pew if if only the gun was a real gun hi he's suffering hehe yes Vinnie has to play gal gun now I told Vinnie then I didn't want to do Japanese karaoke I'd be like yo dog I'll do that [ __ ] it any day for you I'll take your charity and something I'll do it tenfold but then again it's charity incentive so all about our suffering all right like you wouldn't want me to Japanese characters I would least love it you know if anyone hate it but I would love it so you know hey wait very nice from universe bond here is a combination Frankenstein of a bunch of mine mushrooms I think I think he's just mean Vinnie maybe I I'm not sure but it's horrific it's giving me nightmares every night - it would literally be a tease anime themes and nothing but Loula i'ma tell you something I wanna I'll do then is I'll do vanish tyranny Center right now okay I'll do it okay I'll do it for him okay I'll do it right exactly yeah that's fun that's what I'll do all right all right boys here we go and so here's how we do it there's gonna be rock and roll tonight just give it to me now hey they sued I got no money [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you're gonna add it and then at night it don't bug Vinnie about that don't bug Vinnie about it I did it for him anyway move moving on from Satan pasta who is the cackle demon in Doom who is he we will never know do a karaoke stream listen one of these days I'm gonna get a [ __ ] day old six-pack of beer and we just sing karaoke all [ __ ] like it's gonna be the worst dream you've ever [ __ ] seen I'll do it on the vine you are to spare you guys but you know hey I'm super booster boy all right Joe let's take a look at those wisdom teeth oh god no many fans of Joel know that Joel's worst fear include arch falls from doom - and going to the dentist so what happened if Joel meets a combination of the two I would [ __ ] my soul love it from Joey I hate it actually but Joey no evil he has has Bev being the EM Bowl together and they're there they're all they are looking fabulous and nice very nice looks like Vinny's wearing like a mustache beard of flowers it's a very nice very nice I like it from charset sock here's C man Joel but this underwater pal oh I love it looks like something out of that was superb our episode from super deal you know when the skeletons come out and underwater a little bit nice two year old drawing I never got around to upload anything tell me out what good you did cause it's the surfs to be on the boardroom awesome job from Delhi 94 g-money jolla there she is listen listen when i when i gamble we all make the big bucks big bucks you know it very nice from lollipop Oh for hey Joel I'm a divorced room a tabby watch all of your streams and I am learning Swedish and talk some Swedish here uh I can speak a little Swedish and I love it so much kill me please sir for the bad Swedish keep being awesome from Louis very nice very nice I like that I think it's a little bit based on the actual emotes and chats I'm not sure but very nice very very nice awesome man awesome well everybody well hope you all had a hope I had a good time a nice nice time and I'll see you soon maybe tonight maybe tomorrow with stuff I'm still recovering from charity steam still I know I know it's ridiculous but you know but you know charity stream continuation is going to well next week windows 98 destruction we have a lot of uploads vine wrestle and streams like this tons of stuff coming up hey Joel start Kerby sterilizes getting an update tomorrow on the 27:53 new dream friend so I gotta check that out and yeah that's it's for me I'll see you soon with more spicy streams and Dwarf Fortress season two begins in August being a lookout for that Shenmue 2 begins in August a lot of spicy streams coming ahead there might be a n64 game I'm streaming soon and San Andreas happening tomorrow probably and yeah Joel tip of the day is you really gotta buy rice ok like always have rice in your apartment rice has so many good uses like not only is it food but rice also check this out now rice like it lasts forever that's one thing that's great it's cheap and rice it's like also it sucks moisture so let's say like you you accidentally drop a bunch of water on your mobile.phone you know just put rice on it and it's just sucks it up it's it's like absorbent and it does work now I'm not gonna go into detecting all so bad but you can probably look it up yourself and you know seriously rice works that's a myth Joe oh yeah well it saved my [ __ ] phone they back in like 2010 you know it can make pigeon explode - no okay that's a false false [ __ ] thing I'm gonna dispel that awful wife's tale right now it is a listen a double bonus point Joel tip alright it doesn't make pages explode it at all okay the wrong wrong it's not a myth it is a myth it is a myth because here's the thing pigeons eat [ __ ] all the time and our rice doesn't ferment okay idiot but anyway that's beside the point there's these old stupid wives tales that that makes no sense and I'll tell you why how about this Joel annihilates wives tales on stream number one I'll do number two tomorrow or whenever a stream next number one called having a cold doesn't originate from being cold it comes from having at getting a virus okay and you might be like yeah but if you if you get really cool you are most susceptible to getting cold yeah but you're also like getting frostbite idiot like but it has nothing to do with like being cold and that's why I get a call it's always a virus it's unscientific and it's old witch magic that you would believe that way so boom dispelled coming from an excellent source that has been sick like every single damn is life listen I can live in Antarctica and like I never get sick you know I love ignore the sweeter for [ __ ] sake you know so wrong actually I'll do it better hang on old meme old beam but an excellent excellent Mina awesome huh anciently anyway that's a stream for today for me I might be back later tonight but usually it's rare for me to stream two times in one day so we'll see and I'll see y'all around thanks for watching and I'm gonna see us llama my sauce and go Hostin which it's currently 4 p.m. which is like rare for anybody else to go live but we shall see who's the best I think joshimuz is like yes he is I'm gonna host joshimuz p-side everbody have a good one and I remember uh memes and dreams alright peace out

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Rating: 4.9124341 out of 5

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Length: 170min 55sec (10255 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 03 2018