[Vinesauce] Joel - Fire Emblem ( Part 2 )

all right i think we're back all right so microphone issues but hey it is what it is anyway we're gonna do some more fire emblem i had a lot of fun with fire last time um not a big fan of rts games as you know but this is a strategy game which is a little different but uh rts games stressed me out but uh strategy games allow me to take my time with it so you know what so last time we did this we had a lot of fun surprisingly so i a lot of people said like no don't play the first fire emblem i don't do that i don't know man i kind of like it i kind of like it archaic games have a charm to them if they're not like him you know ball testicular hard but uh sorry i have my headphones wrapped around into our cable cello all right well well well well let us play the game play the game more chips for dinner dribble absolutely you know it would you consider playing advanced wars in the future uh same developers a fire emblem really i didn't know they were i i know about advanced wars but i kind of suck at them but you know the dba games are also nice the sprite work is beautiful yeah but aren't they like you know 10 by 10 pixel wide or whatever you know i don't know anything about those games but uh you know i would [Music] all right ladies and gentlemen it is time to play some more fire emblem as i said i had a really good time with this game last time i don't usually play strategy games but uh there's something about the simplicity of this game as well that really appealed to me uh i like it i really like it too all right now did i actually like do a save here uh i wonder i think it did i think it did yeah it did this was it right okay yeah all right however i think i did a save state rather than than doing this so we might just i can just do this instead i think there we go i think this is the last actually yeah yeah all right well so be it so we're gonna pick marth or that was my team that was my that's our last save okay okay okay that was my that's my setup actually all right okay where is everybody i'm a little confused right now uh right oh no no i haven't actually started oh okay okay okay okay all right well we're gonna pick morrison see no that's how we do this we got marth yes we got we gotta get doga doga hits like a truck q uh i like jagen i like jake and a lot too uh but he he does eat xp but he does [ __ ] hit too and i like him jagen is my main man and i'm gonna pick jagen because jagen always pulls through [Music] gotta say uh bart's pretty good guy pretty good guy everybody uh kashim kashim uh i i forgot what his name was well who was the guy that i gave a beard and he's got a sword no no that's a different guy who was the guy that has a sword that like slices people's necks off what was that guy called um a miss caden akane died navarre navarre yes dave navarro um who else uh but we definitely need we definitely the riff reef because riff is a white mage and i need that kind of [ __ ] too uh shita shita she's glass at this point but she keeps getting a little little stronger and eventually she'll uh be useful no not quite yet but hey whatever uh all right who else think abel say gable kane was a [ __ ] up at the very end yeah he was he kind of was a [ __ ] up uh we got to get gordon gordon going to spend my main man archer guy stop um i'm getting able up to and who else you know maybe is saji the one that that throws axis yes you picked like the entire roster yeah i know except aguma kashi marina uh [Music] use link get america america what can merrick do again that's good is merrick the one that can teleport or like warpoo this magic oh all right so be it too all right here we go sure the rvc an army has arrived really then prince has finally come it seems we can reveal your military strengths we'll join everything you better wait inside the castle okay yeah well there's a little bonus units here huh all right so who who are these guys uh wolf we got uh roche harden and of course zagato all right well uh we're gonna start moving here i guess so uh let's uh let's get dog out here doga will stomp okay um let's have shita a little protected here we don't want no accidents you know yeah and then we definitely want abel able is going to start uh marching up here and uh my main man my main man jagen all right listen here this guy is kebab man all right look at those spikes all right he is shish kebab every night he just takes his enemies and goes right on those he has some hunger recorded [Music] i love i love a lot of you guys are saying don't use jagen don't use jagen listen jagen jagen is so old he remembers like every war that's ever been fought in this entire civilization and he's still like i'm not gonna retire you're gonna put a put me in a home you know all right we got the cleric too uh and again sheedah says she's staying behind morris is gonna roll out here okay now boomer swordsman and of course we've got merrick which uh i don't know don't know what mayor really can do but i'm sure it'll be something actually you know what you know what cheetah she can can fly over to this house let's do that too and of course we got uh good old navarre navarre navarre stomps navarre like he's the kind of guy that that would play shadow the colossus and instead of climbing after the colossus's he would just like colossae he just go and like kick him in the [ __ ] toenail you know and they'll fall over this guy [ __ ] hardcore all right all right and these guys uh i'm just gonna let them stay behind really all right let's see what they got unless you start rushing all right oh yeah maybe maybe they got a tank guy they got a tank guy well this oh [ __ ] there's a guy oh i didn't even [ __ ] see that i didn't [ __ ] see that what the hell all right marth martha marth mvp marth comes around ba-boom ba-boom and he goes for seconds look at this bam 39 damage did that i'm sorry but uh martha's took him out clean all right you want to go for martha again you idiot you silly idiot sorry you ca okay but maybe not every day is is is marth's day but all right go for seconds man oh no my sword [ __ ] broke [ __ ] i at least i leveled up but uh all right yeah we're gonna need to head up to our shop soon uh my goddamn sword just went clunk okay [Music] all right start to start backing up okay yeah yeah yeah yeah not a problem not a problem here not a problem here dick machine broke but it's a sprawl okay not too good here but uh oh my god we got a w who's this man who's this [ __ ] okay they're really rusting up their armor so uh what does the sound sound distorted uh you might have a logitech speaker maybe all right let's see here um well we have merrick here yeah it's called excalibur yeah that's what it is okay well what what does what does uh mars actually have it has devil and silver okay uh just to reiterate shops is this a shop no that's not a shop these are shops right these boys the wizard is recruitable really wendell okay listen if i can have a if i can have like a evil evil wizard as my friend on my team we got it okay wendell okay well here's what we're gonna do we're gonna uh immediately have uh sheida back the [ __ ] off because uh that archer wants wants once ago and she's dead dead so instead i'm going to uh actually back up i'm gonna back or they got flying horses is that a flying horse yes it is but that enemy is the same as shita what the hell who's this guy peanut too so pegasus knight huh all right well he's going to do we're going to get gordon here to back [ __ ] up actually i have i have bart's here couldn't bart's go over here and back up hang on who makes more damage bart's throws axes gordon's level 3 dude i'm sorry but it's all about barts all right bart comes around here and attacks that's right watch this and you you were near you nearly [ __ ] me there buddy but not today excellent all right now that we have that we're gonna have uh oh i have a strategy right check this out if mark comes around wait why can't you attack mars [Music] no weapons weapons right there [Music] wait does equipping a weapon take one turn he can't use either one not high enough level that's an axe oh [ __ ] [Music] um okay that's terrible uh does any i did not take this into our canada okay well let's see who has anything uh marth only uses what kind of weapon what kind of could could navarre come around give mars the armor killer because those swords are identical though like you see that the silver one is the same as those swords though okay well he's gonna quickly do this then we're gonna give armor give to marth okay sweet equip this no no okay you got the kill now so now marth goes around here and attacks with armor killer okay actually that might be a bad idea because uh there's a doga looking guy all the way over here and it's probably gonna be stomping soon so i suggest that uh level one america uses excalibur why not well actually that [ __ ] my plan up too i was going to have uh gordon here back up why it doesn't really matter mages are really good against armored bros really okay well [ __ ] it i'll use to have marks do this anyway then all right here we go and oh it's terrible this is a horrendous idea what the hell oh my god this is terrible no no no no bitconnect what the hell is this okay merrick you gotta you gotta finish this this is a disaster my god okay freeze were you dodged well it's a unfortunate set of events here well luckily i have some potions that i got from previous uh previous battles so that we should be able to uh get a little bit out of this but all right we're gonna have gordon here come around here and shoot all right yeah i'm gonna use bogan this time bogen and come on don't miss thomas ah it's my boy okay good job man good job all right now uh could i get doga to go all the way here and attack in the force no i cannot i could maybe wait wait wait hang on wait a minute jagen j jagen could jagen could jaken could jake is so badass i love juggernaut all right let's do it let's do it and here we go jagen boom can we get another one come on you can't hurt jagen not today buddy yes that's right another one good thank you jegan all right let's uh well able can't really do it uh could could kane do anything i mean king could run up and heal uh mars really is this pre-recorded yeah let's see here navarre uh gordon america um well abel will stand around you know i'm gonna put him in a tree just in case actually you know what you know what uh just to make sure this doesn't end disaster i'm gonna already position kane close to marth in case [ __ ] really does go south all right how much how much stuff do you have again who was the one who had healing potions who was it was it gordon it was gordon gordon has healing potions so next time i can heal him with that okay all right well here we go hope for the best all right we got mr buddy here coming my way all right we gotta get to the shops at the top there because uh yeah uh could be bad it could be bad i've got an archer here she does way from oh [ __ ] you better miss you better miss marth i'm telling you right now buddy oh wait a minute this is the guy sorry i'm wondering i'm free from getting there maybe i should give him like an old man voice instead he can't really do this oh that's the same oh yeah this is okay grandpa what are you talking about too oh yeah oh yeah you think you can hurt marth you think he can hurt martha you dumb [ __ ] [Music] how could you die restart from the last save okay [ __ ] okay game over uh that's my first game over actually let's try that again same team same team same team here everybody oh and bart's too uh navarre merrick jagen all right same team i used to do some really stupid moves there all right here we go yeah yeah yeah new orleans okay shout out says joel i just made 30 more dollars on dogecoin you want a cheeseburger uh no no no no dude i'm telling you right now take that money instead of spending it on each other spend it instead on investing more i mean now that you're a quarter quadrillionaire uh you can become a uh google plex junior you know this will be skipped in the what's with these [ __ ] comments tonight i keep seeing these comments about like skip vaude skip what what what is up with that no i'm i'm i'm like it it's it's bothering me because it's like wha why what what's this if you don't want to watch the stream man i i i totally understand that but like but when you're always saying like escape skip skip like come on man it's just like let's just let's just have some fun with the game man instead don't we don't need to be doing that kind of talk you know come on guys all right so this house i never got to what is this house i need to uh i need to understand something i keep forgetting what the actual house is or whatever is is what it is but you have this place which which is a which is a shop is this a shop or is it a house i i don't get it i keep forgetting it the pyramid is storage okay so storage all right all right and this is it's this store yeah yeah and then [Music] the squares are shop this is a shop okay okay square armory triangle storage house shitty house okay there's an armory we can buy weapons which i i could definitely use for martha all right now that we know that martha's suffering from our shitty sword let's back him up immediately so let's get nevar and let's get over to marth and let's do a trade immediately there we go yep you're going to give this to mars soon yeah and then you're gonna equip it yep okay um so let's try that again uh and let's be less less adventurous with marth going to the battlefield immediately because my god all right so we got dog over here all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um but we still need we still need mars to talk to uh the guy right to this isn't fire emblem where are the wi-fi yeah i know it's in this game [ __ ] base none of that garbage you know it's just pure [ __ ] strategy no goddamn [ __ ] okay yeah [Music] all right so she dot stays back there um bart's mark comes up here [Music] all right all right yeah this is gonna go way better this time i need seriously one move one move like that could [ __ ] up this entire thing if you do bad strategy in a strategy game then obviously you know you're gonna suffer for it but uh all right i wonder when she gets really good i i don't know but all right here we go let's end the turn here and see what happens okay yeah all right yeah yeah he went for martha actually all right wait i forgot to equip his weapon oh my god it's a repeat it's a repeat oh [ __ ] actually it's fine it's fine okay i forgot to equip him with that but that is fine now okay as long as he doesn't attack marth again yes he does yes it is the same [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] lord all right but him he dodges this time oh oh oh morse oh the sword is dead okay it's fine it's fine it's fine we're doing better than last time at least okay do they have more horsemen that can uh [ __ ] stuff up yes they can yes they can all right here we go for more again no no they can't attack a directional i keep forgetting about that yeah yeah give him jegan sword no no no jegan needs the stuff [Music] remember that enemies will attack north of the arrangement yep didn't people like there was tons and tons of people that said they don't do that in this game now [Music] okay jagen has two swords he does yeah he does actually yes i totally forgot about that but what kind of sword does he have let's find out too all right jagen that's able sorry we are talking about jagen which is brain fart there is all right well first of all uh if i go if i go here [Music] if i go here can i maximize this turn to give an attack to my enemy and also give an item to mars or will that count as a one move um no i can't so i might as well just like do this that now all right so be it jacob's gonna come here actually let's i love jagen but there are other people in my my my party that probably need this better so uh let's get let's get doga here doga's gonna stomp him okay all right here we go wait couldn't couldn't mars use this sword that dog has got he could he could but i'm gonna let him do it instead all right here we go dogo here we go donkey are you [ __ ] it up doga you [ __ ] it up luckily gordon is around here to uh rectify your mistake all right hopefully hopefully gordon's messed this up hey it's fine all right pretty sweet now uh from what i remember shita is weak as [ __ ] against arrows because he's a paladin knight would an enemy also like eat dirt if i shoot them with an arrow [Music] yes okay okay i can use the [ __ ] against him all right well we're gonna have marth here actually back up because we don't want him to have funny accidents okay but okay i have a question so armor it needs to be equipped yes absolutely we get that but why can't he use silver is it because i don't have equipped is that why where am i getting this wrong oh it's weapon level weapon level right right right right right okay well let's try out uh let's try merrick here uh somebody said i can attack at a range here could i go here and attack from yes i can let's use excalibur all right let's see what you go up to it's just oh merrick merrick [ __ ] merrick what the [ __ ] you talking about okay i wish my entire party could just be maryx's okay uh bart's could bart's do anything here i guess he could attack through the forest he's gonna throw an axe through the forest and it's gonna go and it's gonna hit somebody in the [ __ ] head like a whole like forced away all right you better better do it here we go oh [ __ ] what how okay uh could jagen could jagen go all the way here and yeah yeah he could and i think i'm gonna do it why the hell not wait unless okay pulling shita into this kind of battle would be stupid as hell so let's not do that let's have jagen stomp all right here we go i won't kill a wizard i won't kill the wizard because i i might need him at some point too boom would you say that wizards are overpowered in this game or i'm not gonna hit jegan come on man bam yes so if you have a whole party of just mages and wizards and stuff like that then uh you're pretty much set right too all right navarre navarre's gonna run up here into the house or rather he's gonna run up here in general and there we go and that's that's pretty much my turn here unless of course i want to get able you know what let's have abel here too just in case [ __ ] goes wrong right mages are useful for nuking but only merrick has enough bulk to survive lots of hits okay okay and she of course is all the way back there just chilling like a villain i mean she's not terrible yet but i mean she's forever it's just like she's made a glass so can you move those guys on the bottom left i can i can but they might die if i do so so i don't know what their their stats is i might have to check that out too [Music] all right yeah yeah yeah okay idiot okay uh oh okay what are you doing here remember that cheetah can get to places but the enemies can't that's right that's right good turn buddy all right let's get let's get mark to talk to uh the guy hey buddy what [Music] did i have to talk to him with the mage instead is that it eric oh that is all right okay oh teacher is that you did you marry good your chief yes i met a radius prince martha now i'm fighting with them against dura why are you here teacher i created fair they have a giant control of the evil king god of finished became the capital of darkness i see then will you lend us your hand teacher we'll defeat garnett and t and take back cayden i'm sure the prince will be happy to have such a great priest at our side i need my prune juice let's slap [ __ ] okay awesome all right what what is great against an archer i mean i guess anything really you know what you know what let's actually have well navarre doesn't have that many weapons left uh you know what let's just have dog [ __ ] do it because dog is doga [Music] here comes dogo bad day for you buddy all right and destroy 10 damage buddy i can't he couldn't even defend man all right and then let's have actually you know what let's have wendell do this because the level might need to level up so let's try it out with thunder and [Applause] a i like that i like that not a problem pretty decent all right let's have that bar going to the funny house really try this out together only thieves get over them the castle do you even have thieves i don't have that right no okay well uh let's have jegging because jigging is so quick let's have him run all the way to the the house and see what happens over here huh oh there's many rare risers you should go there to buy some [Music] uh let's move on cheetah because i mean eventually she'll contribute you know all right you have julian uh yeah but not in my none of my [ __ ] right no all right so um and i could try to flank him with with my guys here but i feel it's like a trap i [ __ ] try to all right there's a castle here somewhere oh that's the castle is that the castle uh yeah i suppose so all right well there's woof [Music] let's have everybody just like kind of meet together here at the uh at the mountains you know castle double wide all right out of the horse guys harden is pretty good oh yeah all right well uh who goes first bart but barks could be attacked if i do this i think doga should do it honestly [Music] doga should probably do this so i'm gonna wait for them to come to me actually and i actually have marth come back here and kind of kind of wait a little bit yeah okay well um all right so be it that's my round what you got to do will choke at some point nah i got i trust yoga i oh yeah okay okay okay so they're diverting their [ __ ] a little bit now okay let's see what you go up to a thief versus a uh bowman on a horse okay that's right wolf's pretty good okay so they're all on the bridge now oh they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming they're gonna fire against uh bart's here but two bags bart is made out of [ __ ] titanium look at that that's right it's eat a cow man all right now you now you're [ __ ] up all right well you know what let's have abel and come over here and destroy that's right come on man show them what you got abel boom can we go for seconds go for seconds yes yes yes yes all right that's what i'm talking about too all right so who are these guys these are the thieves right you know what you know what jane is going to do james is going to go around here and he's just going to stop these guys immediately yeah because i keep i keep saying that you guys are saying save the villa save the village so the if the thief goes like i miss some sort of advantage okay so let's have jagen quickly go over here and just stomp so uh here we go boom and i blocked them too so huh not jaged man jegan no damage dude jagen jagen has balls of steel all right all right let's let's take uh let's actually take doga and then we can back him up with a another attack from bart's so let's go in here up close and personal and destroyer all right let's go buddy together you [ __ ] up dog i put my trust in you you [ __ ] repay me like this well thank you barts for not being a complete idiot all right all right thank you doing the draw that dog should have done all right excellent too one power all right you know what we're doing we're getting a little uh we're getting a little free uh free xp risk is too risky [Music] how much how much health how much health let's let's first check just in case two health okay cheetah [ __ ] i i swear to god if you mess this up if you mess this up oh thank god oh thank god three damage to all right oh all right well she can probably go over the water next time we kill those two thieves but i have to be careful around the archers but uh so far not too bad no so far not too bad all right you know what let's have let's have gordon over here run all the way over oh i can't really do that yet but um all right so be it um all right let's have these guys attack wolf hang on wolf come back come come back i haven't i thought this avatar isn't this the guy i got earlier i swear this is a color palette swap or whatever isn't this gordon [Music] lacy i mean it's nes what [ __ ] do biraku abhiraku is is is a new guy rosh wait roche reminds me a little bit of kane no no [Music] he is very smug oh it's able oh yeah okay they're both really smug okay and then we have of course harden oh that's harden okay who does it hard to remind me it's like a tintin character or something like that okay uh zagato wait a minute wait zagato [Music] [ __ ] unbelievable oh guys it's not me it's just uh it's me uh bordon that's right me you don't know who i am i'm a new guy and for [ __ ] sake work with me yeah yeah sure there we go yeah hello it is not me it is it is not me uh uh gordon it is me uh pordon i'm gonna have this uh i'm gonna have this um the three stooges guy what the [ __ ] is it called uh what is it called the groucho marx ratchet marks thing ready because i know at some point this is gonna happen again and it's gonna be like who's this guy okay all right let's see what you got buddy let's move over here attack with steel yeah okay oh i see wolf you're not as good as i thought you would be okay okay okay show me what you got buddy oh i like miraculous he's not he's not terrible oh all right all right all right everyone misses sometimes yeah unless you're jagged if you're jegging you just stomp on people you know can i get this guy to shoot over here yes i can see i'm learning yeah oh one more one okay almost almost do you know i can probably actually get shida to uh kill those guys as well but i think that's my round i think that's my round unless i can get some of these guys running over nah nah i think that's it i think that's it i'm fine with that okay wolf is bad in this game he's nutty in the remake okay yeah oh we got a doga guy dear god man you think you can [ __ ] off with jagen now buddy sorry buddy it's jegging time boom he goes for seconds pathetic pathetic gear okay you wanna you wanna mess with jagen too you an idiot all right here's what we do right here's what we do boom we got cheat over here get a little that extra pizzazz all right cheetah show me what you go up to and she either comes around and bonks goddammit cheetah for [ __ ] sake all right well we're gonna have to have the rest here doga uh you're gonna have to drop that that cheetah couldn't do so it's like fallout you know 99 chance to hit or 95 it still keeps missing man huh all right couldn't quite get him but we can back him up with with uh gordon or somebody oh dude look at this he did no damage two attacks and he's my bonk on the head okay gordon finish this [ __ ] off man unbelievable all right come on come on yeah that's that that's gordon manhattan okay check check out the stats on on hardin okay that's roche hardin okay see it's level six okay power nine skill seven nine eight three eight nine okay compare him to jagen okay okay let me let me let me see let me see what what you got [Music] uh well dragon is better but uh his luck is [ __ ] which uh for uh horton that's better but you compare that to like well i don't know abel see abel's smug as [ __ ] but he's good too man and then of course you have uh bart's bart's is damn nice too man they're all good they're all good guys but i'll i'll i'll i'll humor you i'll get abel here running all the way up here to kill the fifa [Music] okay yes sir and what you got able pulling his weight man it's all about growth rates joel yeah i've been told about that but uh hey what is this mark hamill official hello joel varchelter as you know tomorrow is international star wars day i was wondering if you'd like to celebrate that day with me we can play star wars games watch some movies whatever you feel everything goes on me in case you want to buy some snacks or tasty pizza kind regards mark hamill [Music] let me tell you something more camel um i'd love to watch star wars with you and eat pizza but why but what do you have to do with star wars soon i know you're a gamer because you you you voiced uh uh goro majima in in yakuza in the western release and i know you did the joker but he just wants to be friends well we'll get down we'll get down man hit me up man dino paul zeta says is that is that the real guy or is it a role player it's real all right still you better kill this enemy so i can move the other enemy up or it's my my guy my guy okay nothing is impossible guys nothing is impossible it might be more camo you know you don't know fun fact did you know that mark hamill hadn't seen a single star wars movie before he acted in a new hope yeah i heard about that man i heard about that he uh okay all right zagaro show me what you got i'm definitely keeping uh the other guy that's uh mr rambo oh zagaro man you sucking oh he's sucking man all right let's have let's have jagen actually run into the uh the armory and see what i can buy here because i need [ __ ] for martha or items too okay armory what are you up to [Music] i need your strongest potion welcome how may i help you um [Music] guys i have so much moonie um let's let's let's like buy everything honestly let's do that you want to steal yes i would like uh the bow gun because i'm gonna put it in the armory but okay oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] up whatever chad okay yeah that's about that too a little little worrying that she does a lot in the open but you think you can mess with wolf actually you just can only hold four items at a time oh that's what it is okay all right all right everybody let's kick some [ __ ] ass first of all we're gonna we're gonna finish this guy off [Music] all right yo why does the music sound like pianist music i don't know it really wacky okay oh biraku not bad man not bad all right we're gonna need we're gonna need uh martha's armor killer actually yeah so okay um so let's have let's have jagen go to the storage [Music] you know what this guy kind of reminds me of just a little bit i saw this video the other day i'm like what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] with reverb no not quite just a little smarter than that uh maybe no it's just i can't [ __ ] download these videos mark hamill what the [ __ ] sake guys mark hamill now i was gonna say this guy kind of in some weird capacity remember resembles this guy this is like half-life [ __ ] post with this guy saying wake up who is that guy who is that guy [Applause] he wants me to wake up apparently all right let's let's store that's 10 gold deposits 40 space what'll it be uh let's put in honestly you know what [ __ ] it i i have a better idea putting things in storage is like a stupid idea why don't i just have like people be like meat banks well actually that's a terrible if they died the islands would be lost with it right too but jagen is so strong that he's just like a walking chest man you know yeah what's wrong with the sound let's say your able uh goes over here okay all right and then we got could i fight no i can't fire this there we go dump all lines from the units you won't use before the end of the chapter the only way to trade items with unis is storage no i literally just did that wrong username did you not see when i am i wrong about this didn't i just give from navarro to mars a sword [Music] yeah i did i'm just checking with chad here [Music] i thought you couldn't in this game man yeah but you can apparently so all right um let's have shita quickly go visit this uh did we ever visit the uh this place by the way did we i don't think we did no no and only marth can do this right all right let's have him go up here and see what we got to okay yeah let's see here uh wendell let's get wendell up here and let's have navarre navor i'm going to use for the boss uh i think navarro is going to like slice and dice so all right and we got merrick and we also need our white maids riff that's right all right i'm not sure how much the switch version of this uh changed the names but uh i kind of like him the way they are okay and this is i can't fight this guy right zagara can you do anything no the guard can't well yes sagar can do something you can just go here all right all right let's see what you got i mean it might not help that much but no damage oh [ __ ] oh this is not going to help anything all right rosh no no no we're going to have harden all right harden okay we got we got to move this unit up here so harding can take a try at this actually you know what uh yeah let's let's let's have wolf here go up here attack first it's not doing much damage but uh he's gonna he's not gonna counter attack you know he can't do that too or two hits all right let's let's see what you got buddy let's see what you got buddy i keep selecting rose for some reason all right harden harden you have one chance to impress me can he be better than jagen is he the mvp let's find out okay okay mr mr hardin huh okay uh-huh [Music] huh it's like he was doing american idol and he's like you know man i've been homeless for five years now you know my wife just died last year and got one shot to doing this all right then show us what you got i'm rooting for your dog let's see what you got here i go it's like cuts and all that and even talk to the interview guy or like you know those two idiots who stand behind the scene down the corner and go like oh it's gonna do it it's like you can hear a [ __ ] needle drop in the and audience he falls on his ass and then he breaks his [ __ ] apart and he dies on stage that's what [ __ ] harden just did terrible terrible man all right let's get cheetah at least at the house soon all right inside the food this is minnie soldier stand ready to find be careful okay all right well let's let's get you ready too man you know it all right let's move let's move the one and only motor [ __ ] [Music] okay divorce out there i'm trying to eat here what are you eating chips okay can we still roche maybe rosh can impress me better roche let's see what rosh has got okay okay you know what roche rose is the real mvp what's that other guy what's his name robert or billy or something i'm sorry but papa roach has got it [ __ ] i was going to do a joke but then i remember i i keep confusing some 41 with papa roach so am i still waiting you know i i don't remember any papa roach songs i keep these two bands same okay jagen we're gonna have we're gonna have a battle over here you and i have [Music] last of sort too oh it's oh wait cut my left into pieces oh yeah that's them i thought that was something for i keep forgetting which [ __ ] band is which it's frustrating okay [Music] this is sports resort shaken man you don't stomp on dragon man this is my plastic fork um is there anybody any thieves or anything oh wait a minute we can have we can have air battles exciting yeah we're not gonna do that what we're gonna do we're gonna have uh we're gonna have give where is he harden harden uh i'm gonna give him a second chance but then again we have this wizard no but this color can't do cleric is just like walking haha so he's gonna do this he can't do nothing oh yeah oh yeah here comes harden okay okay um critical almost almost all right well no i mean he's he's not maybe the greatest ever but uh he i mean he he does stuff and okay this might be a bad idea because uh uh no actually it might not uh well let's let's get marth running up to the village here because let's see what we got to all right let's visit [Music] hi there why are you looking around is a rural town like this rare to you sneaking over here i went to parrot parrot party some days ago i saw for the first time i was so surprised the ordinary old man suddenly transformed into a gigantic dragon i almost wet my pants wake up i know my cell existed i didn't know they were that amazing uh oh this i'll pick this up there don't know what it is but it looks rare why don't you take it to what was i given fire okay uh this probably goes to the the wizard okay fire okay well let's let's move our mover guys over here let's get have bart's come over here uh [Music] could i get [ __ ] to get some free xp from this cleric i mean she could just like swoop in and yeah i can do that too um wendell oh yeah wendell can do stuff no that's a bad idea let's have let's have um see wait a minute okay so so [Music] priests can they use the weapon that or the fire that spell that marty's got or is it just uh magicians yes that fire is for another class so it's for america fire is only for mama cooties that's not a spell well all right well uh we're gonna start moving up here okay we need a reef we need the reef over here and we also need gordon man because gordon can shoot over the mountain maybe no i can't it but yeah theoretically good wendell let's have everybody start moving maximize our forces and navarre is going to be the boss slayer so uh you know there we go priest is the upgraded version of magicians and clerics so it's kind of like final fantasy one you know okay all right abel let's see what you got eventually [Music] okay we should probably really put cord on there instead so i'm gonna move you just down here instead and of course you got doga okay by the way it's time consuming that you can view how far enemies can move and count it out if you are unsure uh i'm not sure what you mean marco what all right here we go actually i have all these [ __ ] i can i could uh yeah that's what i can do that's what i can do man okay hey hey yeah all right massive brain play all right and now no it shouldn't be jagen it should not be jagen who deserves a little extra xp here if i could have done that at the store actually uh you know cheetah cheetah gets it cheetah gets it all right let's see what happens is it clear just gonna start running away okay okay who's this guy mr [ __ ] snipes yeah yeah yeah yeah you can hurt jagen jagen is 2 000 years old man he's so old that he uh that he sees dinosaurs and goes like oh look it's rex my old pal oh look at that what's that primordial soup oh that's my favorite meal okay oh that was hard enough [ __ ] sorry i was looking at chat maybe i'm the old one really because the brain is starting to falter you know the mind is starting to wither away slightly you know okay well let's get let's get cheetah to do this yes man jegan plus viagra equals harden these four clerics man they are bald though so i'm fixing that for them [Applause] level four man all right weapon level speed luck hp all right uh she's gonna take that kill but okay so we got we got this we got a pegasus knight we got uh armor knight and armor knight okay are those the bosses okay uh is any place i've left to uh to go all right here's what we're going to do we're going to have a reef actually go over here yeah and i'm gonna harden sorry hard in here it's gonna run all the way back because uh he needs a little healing give heart on the silver sword martha's carrying all right all right all right you guys are really banking on uh what you're gonna call that you guys are really banking on the hardem really um but i don't know all right they can't really do anything at this point [Music] oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah zagaroo i don't think so buddy uh what are you gonna do huh huh call my town and start throwing around some [ __ ] huh all right guys do you think that cheetah is ready for an aerial combat experience with with this idiot too i think he's ready i think he's ready yeah not a chance oh whatever all right you know what you know what let's make sure this is quick so no but do it anyway you been on this cheetah i [ __ ] swear to god do you already know that kane is the best character in the game yeah cause he's [ __ ] dead he's dead as disco all right let's see here you you're the [ __ ] knight so here's what we're gonna do we're gonna have first of all we need reef to heal up harden so let's make sure this happens i'm having a big berry moment here but but your units do heal on the next battlefield or is that not true they do not have their heal stats [Music] they do they do so why am i really healing him oh cause because he gets experienced right right right right [Music] okay there we go oh no he doesn't uh okay all right so zagaroo bart's wolf roche well you know what let's let's have hardin start stomping then oh yeah i forgot sorry uh marth needs to uh can you even reach that far no he cannot uh maybe if i okay we're just gonna do a chain exchange here then okay yeah can you come over here buddy so this okay so i okay i see how it works okay uh well i would suggest that that doga would be the one to uh [ __ ] up the armor knight oh he can't even reach actually alright let's just uh end there see what happens okay [Music] okay all right what do you got oh woof woof woof woof watch out no not wolf not wolf he was so funny [Music] you [ __ ] you're gonna attack me with my bow are you insane [Music] zagaroo no no no no wolf is a guru they will always live on as heroes okay god damn it all right jordan avenge you zagara don't all right you know what let's have let's have you know i think that cheetah can take this home i think she can do it i think she can do a pegasus battle she's level four no joel no yes joel yes she can't oh yes you can i also like to live dangerously so what you got i also like to live dangerously jesus christ okay okay um let's finish this now who had the who had the armor killer uh navarro that's his kill in general but uh okay let's make sure sheeda cannot be gotten too that's not english let's start back backing it up you know and dogat2 yeah no nothing get the [ __ ] out you know just in case just in case he's protecting okay roche uh actually you know what you know what you know let's have let's have my main man let's have my main man destroy this guy uh yeah sure uh-huh jacob comes around and [Applause] taken chicken my main man this is not exactly how i intended to be but guys i'm gonna have navarre i'm gonna have the more do it too please please come on man this guy who is this guy holy [ __ ] who is this guy who is this [ __ ] guy he's incredible okay we need we need every every every person all around here now okay he armored up okay well let's let's have roche actually no all right well let's start let's start uh can gordon do it can gordon do it actually gordon you stand here just in case [ __ ] i cannot die actually that is a stupid idea let's let's do this instead let's have roche protect you know and then we'll have gordon be the one to do this and this this is a beef right yeah all right you stand over here now and you shoot come on oh this [ __ ] guy holy [ __ ] balls all right well uh let's just protect everybody else soon abel able able able just box men is box man why is this why is this chunk so damn thick okay okay okay okay able man abel you're pulling your weight [Applause] okay all right let's have let's have a reef go over here so we can heal up actually who needs healing right now uh let's see here we got harden is fine bros yeah [ __ ] i would need healing but uh uh jake you know what let's heal jayden just just in case we don't have any funny accidents because i will i will never forgive myself if jegan dies you know that's my turn see what happens that's fine that's fine okay well birker gets healed next but thus bitter could deserve to live though because he just fell flat on his ass soon all right here's what we do right let's get [ __ ] out of here now there we go and let's have riff heal the [ __ ] just in case there will be some sort of horrendous accident okay [Music] there we go all is well all right here we go so who's gonna do it is wendell or merrick going to slap merrick all right it's america it is there we go excalibur actually i'm going to do freeze because that seems to be even better so here we go freeze oh that's right that's what i'm talking what watch out [Music] this armor knight big billy he he he really was was a badass macedonia left door key door said merrick received door okay he was a door all along you guys start streaming like an archer oh yeah right okay a whole door so so what is this now that american attack from range that's right so wait i can i could directly stand here and just like pelt the boss you know okay well you know what you know what let's have let's have a wendell over here start getting information here does this boss have a ranged weapon that is the question uh silver no he doesn't so you know what i could like possibly do i could bully him with gordon watch this okay oh [ __ ] punk [ __ ] okay you know i might give this to mark because martha has the armor killer marth might should probably be the one to actually do this uh or you know we also could do we could also unless he starts you know like i you know i could get merrick oh there's a guy up there forgot about that [Music] all right well uh how's this guy doing it's just a night okay well let's let's have doga show him show him how we do things downtown okay and boom the doga i do a little damage that guy just spawned i think no he was like in there to like heal himself i think okay barge could do this boss can also bully him look actually he needs more access you [ __ ] up you [ __ ] bart what the hell man all right wendell let's see here uh could i put wendell up here and attack yes i can alright let's see what you got let's see what you got man you been okay um let's have roche also do this soon okay what you got buddy oh another attack please come on oh yeah oh yes yes yes yes yes that's what i like to see man the metopia switch them was that yeah but i don't have a capture card at the moment so uh can't do it buddy all right uh well let's see here um i guess we're having marth like go there all the way himself i'm getting it i've already ordered a new one it should be arriving pretty damn soon so um i know we'll have cheetah do it um should she be the one who have potions on her guys how about this let's have shita go back and buy some more stuff before we uh finish this [Music] okay um because he needed a hammer he needed a hammer uh doga and everybody else so you can't use this [Music] you can't use this do you still want to yes well i can only buy one per okay whatever no capture score that when you had the old one i had was a goddamn easy capture card like 140 p is doing that thing a favor you know or like complimenting it you know foreign okay well let's let's have uh merrick come over here and see what we can do boss can't do anything about this so oh these guys do respawn [ __ ] man i think the previous stream was like hey do enemies respond not in this game yes they do yes they do well this is batman we gotta watch that ass actually if i occupy a territory they wouldn't they wouldn't give a [ __ ] right so if i would get like shita here they couldn't do anything right so instead i'm gonna have harden be the one to uh to buy hard and has a full inventory now yeah hang on no he he has two more spots he has two more spots all right so hardin will just be the guy to do all this crap he'll be like hounding this and that i guess item no it's armory uh there we go yeah no no i'm fine with that yes i would like to anything else i would like a javelin and i'd also like a bow gun bogan all right and then the next round we'll go put that into the storage and then i'll keep buying more stuff because we need as much as possible we don't want to fall out of ammunition essentially you know all right merrick oh mare can't reach all right but you know what gordon move that ass actually you you know what you should do gordon you move over here man i can't reach either god damn it how about this bart's you go over here okay and you don't do nothing you you stand around and protect it all right gordon you go over here and you leave some space for the big boys okay there we go here we go freeze you [ __ ] up come on yeah that's what i'm talking about hey hey hey all right and now let's see let's see what wendell's got old fork but uh all right and that's under i was caught in a really real rubric all right uh doga you want to do a little quick quick funny funny kill oh you can't do that because he's in the way all right you know what roche is out of there okay how are you doing on health he's fine now okay and what we got we got a baboom dog will choke dog don't choke the only choking that's going on is the enemy's choking on dog nuts okay you know what let's let's have marth finland finish him off oh i can't right right right you know what mars here's what we do mars you come in here personally you get the armor killer in and let's see what you go up to come on marth you're the one you're the prince that's right another one another one another one don't [ __ ] up actually this is great this is actually fantastic because now we can have uh somebody oh [ __ ] oh wait who wants to claim the glory jagen no wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute maybe it's not that great jacob should not no jegan should not do it jagen should not do it if jegan does it then then you know navarre [Music] actually i have a much better idea reef whole ass oh god um can it reach i can't reach i can't reach um abel should able do it of all people could abel do it is able able to do it come on [ __ ] it you got the javelins man come on don't [ __ ] up okay that's fine merrick killed that's right silver alright i'll take that all right not a problem thank god man oh there's one one guy left okay at this point you know what jagen can just do it can you no i can't alright oh the enemies can attack oh you swine you dumbass you dumb [ __ ] it you dumb [ __ ] cheetah [ __ ] i was going i was going to like send you to like uh antarctica all right wait who's this guy you're [ __ ] with gordon an archer you idiot oh god gordon [Music] no i'm not rewinding i'm not rewinding guys [Music] apparently this is this is gordon in the anime of fire emblem so i'm going to do this but that don't look right so i'm gonna do this [Music] um [Music] gordon my my main man archer gone too soon gone too soon man well i guess this joke would make a little more sense actually if i do that but horrible horrible this [ __ ] is going to be hungry quoted how dare that and they're going to be smacked in the [ __ ] head [Music] we're going to make toothpicks out of this asshole's like skeleton let's do this right uh i need a good combat deal oh i know i know this is for gordon man gordon man all right what's up jagen uh let's have jagen uh intercept just in case you know oh [ __ ] they're pegasus dudes right right right right okay we need we need uh where is he reef reef let's get over here man [Music] can wendell can you can you heal up martha real quick uh you have an item you have item magic shield uh no [Music] um [ __ ] you could have uh heal mars who has healing on them uh who where hillmorth meal horse uh martha's dead have riff give wendell his staff then have wendell use that to heal him okay a little too late for that now but let's just box him in let's just box him in just in case something bad would happen but i don't i don't think that's going to be the case he could come from the i you know he's no no i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine oh yeah oh yeah you want to [ __ ] mess with me man [Music] oh oh [ __ ] [Music] but what if but just if shhh okay that's as far as we go gordon's death needs to have some weight to it okay instead i'm gonna do this uh is going to give my main man uh item believe give uh wendell that's right too there's a [ __ ] [ __ ] decision on my pardon doing that okay there we go [Music] okay now now it won't be so goddamn bad that won't be so goddamn bad okay all right now what eman if he died again [ __ ] all right all right here we go let's end this all right we're welcome bring tomorrow it seems princess nina will survive totally but please defeat the enemies inside next story yes gordon is still dead though gordon is still dead we can't do nothing about that you know oh [ __ ] this is the castle oh my god okay all right oh okay okay damn just a bunch of castle stuff huh all right let's see here uh we have anybody we have julian no you can bring julian to steal from the chests oh i made a good idea might be a good idea but before we do that though we're gonna do a little bib so be right back sit tight more fire emblem coming up don't go nowhere all right we're back uh microphone is just being a little funny anyway i i was uh we need to we need toast to gordon who died in battle or at these battles uh have to matter and that is why i'm going to try to open up a beer with a a goddamn can opener because i i don't have a um beer thing we're gonna we're gonna drink i'm gonna drink our beer did this try to pry it open with a can opener or less soup opener soup opener hang on come on struggle soon struggles come on i want to like slice my [ __ ] hand off doing this and okay show us pat show pat's tutorial it doesn't [ __ ] work it's it doesn't [ __ ] work okay i got it open all right here we go anyway uh so here here's to uh here's the main man gordon here's the main man gordon man uh you were good and uh and all that stuff so uh cheers to you i'm gonna get some [ __ ] for this but i don't mind heineken you know it is what it is anyway uh so a nice cool beer gross well listen i'm not drinking uh i'm not drinking bud light or something like that all right let's see here so we're gonna pick abel has always gone through man i appreciate that uh reef navarre bart's shita jagen am i gonna be bossy enough to say no to jagen this time i'm gonna say uh i'm gonna say uh yes harden and i'm also gonna get uh julian i'm gonna get wendola and i'm gonna get america doga dog is only level two you know him all right guys we got two more guys who should i get to roche oguma um who else kashim actually what am i talking about did did i get navarro yes i did yes i did i can't believe gordon died i dislike you and yes reena reena rosh is close to our level all right fine all right that's my team but somebody suggested i should get reena because i need a backup healer which could be a good idea so uh uh maybe okay hey we got a little town outside too guys how about this sheeta flies into the k oh she can't do that actually can she uh i guess she can't okay bust that door open all right now that i have uh julian can julian like go inside and crack open the chests i guess he can yeah that's that's his point okay yeah yeah this game is permanent yes uh later games allowed you to like rewind like like this in game uh and i only do that if it's like catastrophic at this point like certain characters like if gordon dies which i really like gordon i will keep him dead uh because it needs to be a little bit monumental to make sure that his death has some some stuff but if it's like mark died redo the entire level then i will like rewind you know but you know um all right so how do i open the door uh i realized that who is this thief who is this guy ricardo it's carson it's cars okay um let's see here uh all right there's a lot of enemies but who's like the main haunt show here like who's the who's the guy yeah uh is there a castle within the castle it's just like wipe out every single living motherf oh who is this mariones okay dude this guy's like reverse bald like he still has his like you know front dracula but the sides are like gone you know all right i'm sure that guy's tough as hell but uh hey we have storage and stuff like that all right let look this gonna be boring but we need to make sure that everybody has their [ __ ] so marth for example what does martha have armor okay how about this uh he goes and gets to the storage and uh puts a [ __ ] oh i didn't i didn't get to do that did i i never did put anything in the storage but i did have jagen by a steel sword which i'm gonna give to um mars all right there we go hmm can you chroma chroma key the green it's making me puke yeah sure don't worry about it all right um who else is lacking uh who who else is lacking some stuff able is fine abel is fine dog it's doga who is really like uh shitty on on on stuff right now where's doga that's bart's dog is down here dog is down here doga dog is fine who am i thinking about it look at what's fine is it barts i'm thinking of it it's bart's okay but who has the axe actually navarre has shitty weapons uh might have to actually give nivora some stuff uh excalibur oh yeah americas uh can that weapon be wielded by navarre this uh scimitar uh no so which uh armor uh class is that then that's a lance it's a lance oh gosh okay okay okay so i really should be giving this to like uh where's what's his name um harden but horton really has so much stuff oh i bought a bow gun for gordon now i have nobody to give this christmas gift to seed okay uh liv warp uh iron oguma has a stuff uh abel javelin uh oh so so knight can do this so uh i guess able able can get the uh the thing here all right uh excalibur here go all right uh oh yeah you can open the door right yeah let's do that um doga is fine and how is wendell doing all right awesome by the way is it just me or does thunder look like an eraser [Laughter] you know what's an eraser because it [ __ ] wipes people out um see here lavora needs something better he needs a standard sword uh how we doing on swords by the way uh riff has nothing uh iron uh jagen uh steal a fire we have never used fire all right well so be it so be let's just let's just end the turn here huh wait a minute wait wait slow down now i gave last time i gave wendell uh i riff received wendell's funny wand uh i gotta give that [ __ ] back right oh my god look at this look at this this is gonna be it's gonna be crazy okay funny one what what's what what is that gingaloo from the background holy [ __ ] i had totally forgotten about i was like putting it on as a joke and i realized what the [ __ ] i don't even know which hobbit this is well i only know this hobbit from like on cinema at the cinema that leave him no it needs to be it needs to be something it needs to be something better uh no it's a dwarf yeah yeah yeah can you chroma key the gray up to stop it put gordon in the background no you know what keep them keep them how about this how about this how about this we're making green oh no no hang on um now i can be the grass now i can't kind of be the grass you know just like the graphics the getting [ __ ] stop this okay hey box room okay a weed dwarf all right so what we're doing uh so reef needs uh merrick's or not reena no we are talking about this guy no i'm not i am talking about [ __ ] wendell is to go all the way up here all right who was it that can open doors again it was uh it wasn't reef it was this guy right here american item door user all right okay now do i need mars to talk to him i'm guessing okay uh julian julie needs to speak to him okay good i put him here hey buddy oh it's you what are you doing julian that's been a while embarrassingly i try to steal some treasures but i grew up cold why are you here i quit being a thief now i'm an ally of just justice you got tricked in my girl you're so weak to beauty i idiot i really fight for justice well that doesn't matter now you will be our ally my saying this all right i have the time and i can't refuse your fleet but i won the boards okay all right [ __ ] hell oh my god i could have i i really could have and i missed a golden [ __ ] opportunity golden opportunity you know why the [ __ ] didn't i oh my god this would have been this would have been this would have been really good [ __ ] hell all right well just for now just for now this is ricardo ricardo milos okay okay okay um let's see here and they can unnaturally open chest right like that's their uh you know thing they do did did i put anything in storage at all armory oh wait i can buy new stuff right here it's it's fine it's fine actually okay storage okay store uh no no no no no no i think i think that put something in here anything else yes i'm gonna take you you showed nothing yet for [ __ ] sake all right well listen listen uh we're just gonna hang around the back here uh there's no time limit in this game so this castle is huge but it's also like stupidly formed like what kind of like funny labyrinth castle is this look at it it's ridiculous okay so the courtyard at the back end to make enemies lost uh okay they're moving they're moving but uh wait the thieves can get my things oh my god no the rat race the clown castle david bowie's labyrinth castle i'll never know what's inside let me guess you found two gold wow you really did it okay you can work people with arena oh that's right yeah but warping people now would be a horrendous mistake yeah instead i'm gonna i'm gonna do this hey here i go what do we got two ten [ __ ] ten thousand good mama good dad all right how about this how about this i have an idea how about we warp [ __ ] doga here no no that'd be that'd be killing him you know wait a minute can you loot the thieves yes yes yes yes but yes they dropped their items not in this game okay can't look thieves in fire emblem one oh okay okay okay okay all right uh let's see here uh i guess we're going to start moving on jagen there we go jake jagen is great i just won't want i just don't want him to kill but as a as a backup and [ __ ] he's always the main man you know him um and let's let's put uh no not wendell let's have let's let's harden harden and jagen my my big boys and let's have doga start moving up too yep it's the big show you know i don't know that much about wrestling but for the wrestling fans and chat what's up with the big show he's like under the giant but he actually wrestles and he's been around for like a hundred years in wrestling but he never wins what what what is up with that it's the big show i feel bad for him like he's just big all right let's see what you got man how oh it's the big show is that bad guy or a good guy i can't tell okay i see okay why play boomer game why play boomer game now because new game bad [Laughter] that's right okay jake is taking a lot of [ __ ] here but it's fine it's the big show this is bad uh i need armor killers for this or you know i need my magicians man holy [ __ ] this is this is this is oh there's gonna be a meat grinder look at this okay and oh my god all right so be it wendell did i give the staff back by the way no i didn't um [ __ ] hang on okay uh blue you take this all right take this back all right now it's the big show america this is bad dude if if if everybody here starts taking too much damage i mean look at this look at this nightmare scenario wait a minute wait a minute look at this jagen has 10 hp thank god i can move the [ __ ] out of here but jacob was almost dead man okay move okay you know what i have a crazy [ __ ] idea crazy [ __ ] idea watch this i don't know if i'm doing this right but i'm gonna do this i'm gonna warp doga into the [ __ ] meat factory like [Music] okay now that he's stuck there now i can back [ __ ] up let's have bart's go behind him uh rip thief well i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna get hardened over here huh in the meantime or how much how much does harden have harden is fine harden's fine okay there we go now they can't now they can't [ __ ] um bart can't quite reach but uh he'll still be there huh uh we're gonna raid them hello raiders who who raided what's popping what were you streaming friend yeah what's popping what was he streaming kid icarus well holy [ __ ] we're both playing nes games or unless you're playing the 3ds one but uh hey appreciate it man appreciate it you want to watch me play some fire emblem [ __ ] up well dear dear cad i'm going to call you uh uh catty all right how about that uh well listen here caddy viewers um i'm new to fire emblem and i'm decided to play in the first game so if you're here to watch expertise gameplay i'm basically your your main man you know okay anyway uh so you better [ __ ] up man but bart's hey bart's bart's [ __ ] bart's poppin poppin [ __ ] all right not bad um who needed healing oh jagen needed healing right all right so let's get down here huh wait wait wait hang on what the what did you not get the no item no item uh-huh why the [ __ ] why in the goddamn would i give the the staff to [ __ ] rina all right i'm sure it didn't cost me my my death here but uh that's that's fantastic i mean she she could still do it you know it's it's not terrible i mean jagen is still like hey you forgot to give to her well you know [ __ ] do be like that all right listen this thief get out of here now huh okay yeah all right and then let's back everybody else up here's abel would you say that uh the subsequent fire emblem games after this is better would you say it improves on certain aspects of the game absolutely don't answer that legitimately i was making a joke all right everybody in the meat grinder now and they're taking my gold okay oh yeah you want to [ __ ] with doga are you insane sorry buddy and it comes down to ba boom baby all right it wasn't quite donked up but hey you know it is what it is joel do you do you answer rhetorical questions do go for it okay they keep remaking this fire multiple times i know there's a game boy version right too hard and harder man i underestimated you man you're kind of pulling your weight look at that all right it's remade twice okay it's a ds version too okay does any of those games add like waifu crap you know like this game is i would say so great because it's it's meat and potatoes at no point do you go on like beach episode wife request and that [ __ ] garbage you know at no point do you like uh start [ __ ] i don't know go on like karaoke adventures chad is lying to you it does have that too don't worry there isn't okay listen i i would uh i would be totally into those new wi-fi dating games under one caveat okay that you get to [ __ ] the old people you get jagen you get jagen on the beach and put him in a bikini you know you can where the [ __ ] are you talking about what are you talking what you can what you can in the switch game so you wait you can get delivers you can get deeps slow down sl what the [ __ ] are you talking about okay what what is the what is the most contemporary current fire emblem game what is the like who looks the most like dr phil um three houses okay okay woohoo there's a character called geralt in three houses yeah but dude no no no this guy this guy's a [ __ ] gym douche you know hey bro you want to do some [ __ ] lifts you want to milk me i take so many [ __ ] steroids milk shoots out of my third nipples like [ __ ] that guy absolutely not no no no no no anime old people yeah right gilberto okay yeah yeah but who the [ __ ] does this guy look like it's like an actor or something oh my god okay um guys if you would make him bold let me let me let me let me fix him up real quick all right um it's going to this is going to be weird as [ __ ] but you just just this don't look right god damn it okay i'm trying to like baldify him you know okay he just has a really pinky pancake head you just don't mind that but anyway you know what he [ __ ] looks like if you squint your eyes kind of kind of just kind of he kind of he might kind of kind of um looks a little bit like werner herzog you know in three houses you can [ __ ] werner herzog in the coldness of the battlefield my anus was penetrated by the miasma of death my friends had fallen but i had also fallen to the places of love on the battlefield i was going to disney world with my anus all right okay okay hand the man kahanamen three houses okay no no no no let's listen my problem with all these [ __ ] guys and these goddamn video games is they they are all meant to like have a slight appeal of hardness i don't want them i don't [ __ ] want that like old man hang on old man like like where the [ __ ] is is you know where is brielle why can't i get this guy you know like this guy just collects toes or whatever like he's a [ __ ] weirdo but you know what i mean get beep you know for [ __ ] sake that kind of guy will be an enemy exactly he's a bad guy you know he's like uh okay um okay uh is is there no like santa claus i think i think what i want from these games is like a santa claus you know what was the closest thing to a santa claus in three houses guys oliver for fire emblem nine you can you can [Music] with oliver lamp oil ropes rubies um guys why are we not streaming fire emblem nine right now that seems like the craziest game ever this guy reminds me of karnov you know him uh well after we're done with fire emblem we have to stream nine we have we have to do it that seems that seems crazy all right all right doga let's go man okay was that a mistake to attack him from here no i don't think so i don't think so okay you want it lamp oil rope actually in the context of [ __ ] more shoe i just realized how [ __ ] weird this one he's saying lamp oil rope yeah all right bart's do your thing i got one more axe actually but that's fine all right come on man for [ __ ] sake for [ __ ] sake all right well let's have america america come over here and destroy actually you know what they're blocked and he's going to try to like get over here anyway so this this is going to fall right into my trap um who has who has the axis who has access right now you know let's just have jagen i i probably gave access to somebody but let's have jagen literally buy stuff for my other dudes all right and in the meantime we need uh reena to give the staff there we go relieve two there we go all right now now they got that jagen eats a little bit of healing but uh how much not too much but all right let's let's back up with with abel here uh yes all right so you harden start attacking here how much health does harden have 14 all right okay you go here and then merrick can start blasting from behind show me what you got all right oh [ __ ] it did you know that marsha has a musical career he dropped some pretty good stuff lately i swear to god if this is like a new rapper called lil more shoe or like uh young more shoe [ __ ] like that and it's like he doesn't know you know and the music he sounds like you know i'm like you you don't know this joel a boomer you know he doesn't no i don't know all right we're gonna have a riff here uh uh soon look it up on google it's true for [ __ ] sake lil more shoes what the [ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] is this do i dare click on this video do it okay let's see what it's all about if if 4k downloader could work click it i'm not gonna get slapped with the dmc for playing this unrelated guys but have you heard of an energy drink called bang does bang exist uh where you live bang yeah you do okay i'm about to try bang for the first time it's it's a energy drink with peach mango it's gross i'll try it it tastes a lot like um kool-aid that's fine that's fine with me it gives people heart attacks yes but my heart was already ripped out when gordon died so i have no harm you see only darkness and pain jimmy nomura who made kingdom farts will hire me on the next game where i will tell them about the darkness okay here's the video uh rope bombs you want it it's yours my friend as long as you have enough rubies sorry link i can't give credit come back [Music] okay thanks for telling me chad now i know now i know now i know thank you so much all right let's see uh they're pretty much done here and uh sheeda can't yeah she can't do nothing here but uh all right let's start let's start building wendell and everybody else that's wizard for all the armored suit dude soon all right the enemy as i can't take more deaths like seriously gordon [ __ ] me up having hardened hearted [Music] oh hardened man it came through he came through but unfortunately now he's like left the space open for more enemies to like get at him hard and get out of there get out of there harden hard in no you were so useful and stuff right reset reset reset only if i were a little richer okay yeah bang is the most dangerous energy drink out there i'm never drinking it i also like to live dangerously okay yeah bang well i'm so sorry harden man we must save harden harden's dead man harden died in the castle i'm sorry i'm sorry but it's dead man ain't coming back okay there's a way there's a way while you're playing castle i thought your main necropolish okay yeah um he doesn't know the way no i do not all right well here we go free [ __ ] up it's pronounced bang okay oh my god these guys kind of hit like trucks uh i might i might need to maybe not have these guys go into direct combat they need to like back up stuff but not stand directly there huh no [ __ ] right how's this guy do one uh of course there's an archer right behind him which can take his place so all right and i can actually only throw one more x i forgot yep um jagen i would do one tell what this is gonna be a very crazy conundrum but i'll tell you what we'll be here all [ __ ] night so here's what i'm gonna do there's gonna be a battle for the next stream so uh i'm gonna call it here uh and we'll see what happens oh yeah i gotta like manually save uh but anyway uh that's gonna be it for fire emblem today we're gonna move on to another game but uh hey thanks for watching man that was pretty pretty fun uh rest in peace gordon rest in peace all right anyway be right back sit tight more games coming up

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Length: 137min 52sec (8272 seconds)

Published: Fri May 14 2021