Vaush Plays Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - Part 3

for those of you who don't know i accidentally skipped a cutscene at the end of the last metal gear rising stream and we're gonna watch that and then i'm gonna boot up the game remember we just defeated the big lad with the shields [Music] cargo's all set to go sir excellent commencing takeoff in semi-auto mode [Music] [Music] you know this kind of space launch once required days of preparation solas has been conducting test flights almost every day for the last six months oh yeah the context is that they're gonna do a terrorism in pakistan right or is it indonesia no pakistan and uh we're we need to get over there in three hours and the only way to get there that fast is in a rocket so we're going to a rocket as long as we're not breaking atmosphere they said they can reroute today's flight no problem amazing the earth is the cradle of humanity but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever i'm only going as far as the thermosphere this thing can't pass the karman line that lunar vacation will just have to wait and here i was hoping you might bring me back a monolith scheisse two boogies closing fast i liked your joke is it who else the flight pattern suggests unmanned mq320s [ __ ] this is a transport chopper our defensive options are limited missiles incoming oh emp yes but not strong enough to take out the drone i'll handle this have a nice flight and people say germans aren't funny all right bring the chopper around okay uh [Music] [Music] [Music] okay i'm coming back this is easier said than done you know um [Music] oh yeah we probably weigh like 800 pounds [Music] well a reminder that doctor has never flown a shopping my friend yeah he's a genius he's fine your sacrifice will not be forgotten no [Music] that was quite the fall all right and that's that's where we're picking up there all right that's where that's where we come in that's where we step in there we i'm go to see that you are all right next time you got out of denver okay how do i play again [ __ ] it's such a thing oh right wait i got a new secondary weapon okay whoa that's slow holy [ __ ] that thing is slow the giant cleaver you can charge it okay hold on stop okay now that we're no longer being interrupted okay okay man is that guy still not ready to be [ __ ] these guys are very oh these guys are very resilient ah his arm kick stop there's a [ __ ] invisible wall there okay get over here [ __ ] okay no oh did i get it i think i got it okay we're getting we're working it did i get it arm the arm no wait i killed the other guy i don't know if i like this thing this thing is really slow and to the launch site i was skipping dialogue ah the young ladies company yeah how fortunate they are in colorado too yeah shouldn't take more than two hours with a set of wheels guess i'll just have to borrow some a lot of cars got abandoned when the evac order came down but won't the roads be blocked if you are struck by one of those missiles or i know let me just worry about putting some distance between me and world marshall what's left of it is it is it is it possible okay first of all it's way too quiet second of all um [Music] is it wait why is it so quiet the music was all the way up okay um is it possible to change my secondary weapon or do i have to wait to finish the mission you can use the d-pad you can just do it via the d-pad oh yeah okay i'll stick with this all right now what oh these [ __ ] things oh yes yes i'm blocking all of them oh oh i missed it no not blocking all them anymore hey now do it i didn't do it because he knocked me away okay actually fighting three of these guys at once is kind of tough it's a little okay this time we're getting the insta kill this time yes yeah we go there we go hey so what do you cut up get the ronin cxp you get bonus exp you insta-kill them and you get a full heal when the how the [ __ ] do you do this yes no minute [ __ ] i missed it don't forget to lock on i don't believe in locking on what i'm locked on is uh proletarian revolution okay the music is super low i feel like someone [ __ ] reached in here and [ __ ] all the audio oh my god i changed the audio settings it was me it was me there we go fight me hey we've been here [Music] okay stop stop shooting stop oh get off oh now how the [ __ ] do we oh human human [Music] human morons very overconfident it may be an rlp but it still needs time to accelerate and decelerate from first cosmic velocity it could require more than 30 minutes to get to pakistan this is very active music holy [ __ ] i'm just gonna ignore them yeah oh i can't ignore the little dudes okay yeah if only we had public transportation this good in the real world a high-speed missile launch system to pakistan [Music] [ __ ] skippy chill oh boy all right hold on we're going to sicko mode on these lights disgusting can i get him i guess i got him absolutely b ah okay i'll live i've located the route with relatively light security why would you give me that heading on you're solid i love chopping people up oh [ __ ] it's a big land oh not cool i have to jump up hmm sorry for not saying that much right now guys it's just it's so awesome that i feel like there's not much to to work with right it's like it's it's like so cool that it's kind of self-evident i'm just having fun just having a good goobing time i think we're going to finish the game today too dead civilian buddy this is not a minimized civilian casualty playthrough okay this is a rpg and i've made my character choice ryden i will join you in pakistan thank you robot find a way to exit the helicopter proceed out of the city i will contact you when i am on the ground monkey monkey whoa okay oh my god the [ __ ] combo opening okay okay no stop stop stop you guys are literally humans bulls don't be ridiculous literally humans come on you aren't nearly augmented enough to surpass me i don't know the timing on that crap whoa where'd your arms go oh he's still got one whoa hell yeah contact oh oh we got him dudes oh i'm cool protecting well i'm gonna contact oh [Music] [Music] uh easy [Music] too easy behind you wait go go ripper mode oh wait we're not sicko yes i got you you don't understand i'm not trapped in here with you you're driving me can't grab with one arm damn it the other one you can't okay yeah yeah whatever those guys are rough [Music] if i hadn't taken a hit during my ripper mode i think i could have killed them all really easily but that knocked me on my ass and i had to do it all crunchy mode you have escaped the pursuit seems like it you have passed the last of the barricades save your strength find a vehicle right i feel like i should be able to run faster than a car that should do nicely hell yeah dude i need your bike thank you for your cooperation was that a [ __ ] number on the ground like call this international ninja organization for a replay okay absolutely [Music] yeah 1-800 ninja i don't have that much bp because i didn't actually do any of the um by the side but i don't want it i like my pull-on [Music] which which of these are gonna be uh these these are combos right if i get these it'll give me more combos oh there's a lot of [ __ ] isn't there because i just button mash you know i'm not [Music] all right we're out we'll care more about the uh min maxing uh when we're doing the harder difficulties everything okay on your side i am out of control why don't you just sound like a nerd nothing on the radar good i'm almost there i'm surprised this bike can operate with like a 700 pound cyborg warrior on it oh dog friend oh wait no hanzo hatori having a little heart to heart i have analyzed his words and actions i am unable to ascertain his motivation uh fancy meeting you here you knew i'd come i suppose i should thank you for not killing everyone at the launch site well not if you say it like that for a hired killer you're not very good at your job the war is the big payoff right big raises all around once world marshal gets all those contracts i'm not talking about money jack i'm talking ideals excuse me forget it we've both heard enough speeches about higher causes by now history i decide who's right end of story yeah right we're on a strict time limit [Music] [Music] i don't care who thinks i'm right and i've got cause enough for killing you oh good [Laughter] well that's very good yes i like that must you really fight don't interfere this is between us [Music] and it ends here okay let's dance [Music] just jacket okay oh you're right critical that the beats be jamming [Music] [Music] oh [Music] that comes out quickly [Music] the combos [Music] don't do it he did it what's up [Music] like yeah [Music] five two [Music] oh he's got a lot of unannounced attacks [Music] oh my hand's sore [Music] nope he got me god damn that demands a lot of my poor right wrist all right [Music] oh i think um i don't think we want the thing i think we want the pincer blades [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah the pen okay the pincer blades do insane damage yeah [Music] no [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] show me a good time [Music] [Music] that unannounced kick that unannounced skin [Music] got it that time [Music] got it [Music] now we're talking [Music] wow [Music] pretty boy this is gay [Music] i swear i got that [Music] there you are a good night [Music] uh [Music] get ready [Music] [Music] my wrist yes [Music] that was a fantastic duel wow that felt really good to play holy [ __ ] [Applause] [Laughter] is is he like all human he's just wearing a suit isn't he yes holy [ __ ] what a [ __ ] samurai he is dead he barely had any cyborg enhancements yeah jesus was this outcome necessary well evidence inconclusive i mean yeah we're trying to stop ais don't know everything it is likely no single correct answer exists additionally human conflict stems from opposing ideals and societal norms i was not programmed with these guidelines he's also the guy who cut out my eye and my chin goes out for yourself [Music] id locked a vt7 high frequency blade the efficacy of the enhancement direction relates to the quality of the original weapon my file indicates sam inherited the sword from his father yeah he's a real samurai i will retain it in memory of sam [Music] hmm [Music] right we have less than one hour hurry yeah this this wasn't on a whim that you're trying to prevent a terrorist attack that'll spin the world into war [Music] god damn [Music] an honorable battle yeah it was there from the start true soap then left how you doing uh customized sure we can probably afford like one upgrade for the sword or something no we can't afford [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yeah we can't afford anything thanks emma i'm gonna go back to the poll arm oh we can't yeah we can't afford anything guys was the was the fact that i was doing that flip towards him when i hit x was that a new skill that i got i noticed that when i wasn't in range by hit x anyway it would he would do a forward flip and then attack that's a very useful skill can't even afford yeah okay all right well let's just go on then um i'll i'll care more about farming up all the bp when we're doing the higher tier difficulties because we'll need it much more there i think [Music] [ __ ] yeah dude me too let's just staring at him hey we've [ __ ] that's a bold cup oh hell yeah are you uh mr ryden sir dudes all his bloods in his erection he can't think oh he even looks like a neanderthal i'll tell her you've arrived over here what [Music] hi there stranger yeah stranger you're looking good it's backstory stuff okay who's your little friend super genius child okay it's a long story yeah it is shake we're separated by multiple metal gear games of good exposition do you not know her why would i know her i guess we don't really have time to catch up sorry not really it's okay follow me this is my first metal gear solid exactly what kind of you'll see you built that yep okay [Music] sure whatever [Music] yeah no workers built that hybrid lace ramjet engine i designed shut the [ __ ] up you're literally five are you in a hurry or not i see a human ripper mode blade mode ryden ryden in her spine human [Music] the flight plan is already set you're good to go please switch off all cell phones and portable gaming devices and remember this is a no smoking flight i i'm a cyborg roger ready for countdown no time for that ignition you can you can tell she's from a completely different game or whatever [ __ ] anime uh unironically them adding in the guard looking at the the anime [ __ ] beforehand was such a good narrative choice because it instantly set your mind like where it needed to be for her to not be super weird like this on its own right after the samurai duel would have been really jarring but having this yeah they knew what they were doing they were like how do we have her in here without it feeling weird what if we had this cro-magnon with the k-on figures uh unironically really smart um uh story planning i'm not joking when i say that metal gear has always done this while metal gear is supposed to be a really good series so it wouldn't make wouldn't wouldn't break my expectation to learn that it's generally pretty well um well planned all right i i i know we're at like the end because i i know these rocks the rocks and the lighting here are where all the gifts are all the gifts have these rocks and this lighting well anything nothing you sure we got the right place gotta be it's the only base big enough with security contracted out to world marshall all right i'm headed in [Music] [Music] okay we will bring we'll bring the the music back up when we're debating politics with the world's least bloodthirsty lockheed leftist not anymore enemies oh oh he got me nice oh my god they're still kicking well you know not literally hey sneaky human tactics like walking backwards slowly samurai real samurai don't use tactics like that you see that their exif codes show up as unaffiliated wait marshall has the security contract for the space why would they have their cyborgs set to the same illegal exif code as desperado it's evidence against them no it's their alibi they're making it look like desperado hacked their soldiers on site because everyone knows desperado has a contract with the pakistani rebels but if we go public with the desperado marshall connection won't matter not when they've got this nice big foreign threat all cooked up and ready to serve the media and the public won't be able to resist remember wmds in iraq damn it you're right it's another slam dunk what about any humans on the base marshall only handled security dead most likely or brainjacked if they needed them to keep up appearances they'd never publicize what airport the president was flying into not in this region and almost no one would have access to an outside line for security reasons it wouldn't be difficult to keep things hush-hush at least until air force one arrives i'm heading for the control tower if i can destroy the antenna array the us military will know something's wrong good idea be careful sam's gone and i blew the winds of destruction away okay i'll be fine wait do you really get more bp for comboing should i be like beating around the humans a bit before chopping them in half yes oh [ __ ] why didn't you guys [ __ ] okay ryden there is no time to worry about the soldiers get to the control tower [Music] oh god okay i'm very concerned over here look at the other guys they're not even coming close they're like yeah [ __ ] that okay this is extremely dishonorable combat and i'm going to punish them no oh really that didn't okay all right you too buddy get over here nope nope wait what oh [ __ ] oh my god this place is gay as [ __ ] oh god okay all right okay that's enough that's enough horsing around what really no no [ __ ] okay now we're doing it for real you can parry the missiles yeah that makes sense all right this time for real yeah i got [ __ ] there holy [ __ ] [Music] right there is no time to worry about this soldier yeah there is for the control tower it's fine [Music] all right how do we no honor [ __ ] i missed these turret things throw me off so much from where [Music] [Music] hey i got one [Music] there we go okay all right all right there we go not so bad except for that i didn't even get a spine all right well that was a [ __ ] mess oh it's gonna be a mess in here too isn't it all right where the rocket boys this is a rocket boy absolutely dude we're playing [ __ ] devil may cry over here no [Applause] it was going so well more classified later okay don't kill me i didn't take his arm off but this time okay all right extremely messy but also very fun just like what i was [ __ ] your mom [Music] i'm gonna die from the [ __ ] ship damage here goddammit right there's got to be health in here somewhere oh boy okay well something's going on what that guy just do i have no clue [Music] please i just want to end the beeping please okay there we go heal okay [Music] oh that was a whole 10 health right there that was a health upgrade like a real one [Music] sweet [Music] hi [Music] i like the spinning maybe that's why um maybe that's why the trans girls like my content they can sense our shared interest in spinning nice there we go you say you want combos there's 115 hits hmm got it i don't get it there's a meme about trans girls liking dresses and skirts because when they spin the dress goes spinning it's just one of their one of their many infantile low iq deliberately infantilized baby jokes that circulates on twitter and 4chan [Music] oh i thought you were talking about the girl dick jesus christ no where are they there is a pronoun oh holy [ __ ] it's a metal gear rising thank you that is a big machine well if it isn't saucy jack just a little too late as usual armstrong impressive little toy you've got there but your plan ends here idiot you're not ending our plan you're expanding it take the internet lately air force one is turning back to the stage what how'd they know someone posted photos of what's happening on the beach the whole world is up in arms show me oh how did they browsing twitter feed uh on the battlefield the story leaked early then marshall's plan is ruined the hell it is look what they're saying this story just went live and already they're calling for blood it's so weird seeing stuff this spicy about actual real world governments usually it's always done with like president was saved fake countries you know blood was spilled by americans besides a few dozen soldiers is tragic but nothing to start a major war over that's just a spark son the excuse we've been waiting for america's wanted this war for years the patriots they knew war was good for the economy four years later their legacy lingers on the memes they left us their great isms nationalism unilateralism materialism welcome maxims for those with no faith without guiding principles of their own give yourself up to the hole no need to better yourself you're american you're number one then the only value left is dollar value the economy so we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along even war especially war [ __ ] the patriots this game made by enlightened centrists not even a little bit memes any longer we're spreading them just fine ourselves every american man woman and child we're all sons of the patriots now we just need something to jumpstart the economy out of this funk this recession it's been stuck in since the fall of sop and the military costs wasting billions is going to help the economy i love that they're debating this dmc's arms manufacturers job creators jack all those workers spending money paying taxes trust me a little war can work wonders so grease the gears with some innocent blood is that it or relax jack it's a war on terror we're not out to kill civilians extremists lawless gangs mad men pepe of course that would have to include you wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message [Music] he's his hands are so sausagey [Music] [Music] bosch is he a fascist no actually he's really just [Music] jesus christ he's really just a hawk if anything i mean he could be a neocon there are neolibs who this would still accurately satire i mean it's it's he might yeah he might say fashion stuff later right now though this is just like american exception he's just an american jack number one [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] okay i still take damage parrying that oh wait how many of those are there there are three what [Music] oh there are four of them holy i thought there were two [Music] [Music] god [ __ ] didn't dodge that though oh boy [Music] all right why is he pairing them because it's fun [Applause] [Music] all right we can't parry the 8 million ton robot gotcha [Music] yes oh you're right tensor blade pitcher blade okay gonna have to be a little faster than that the music syncs with it [Applause] [Music] i take it back i like the other thing no okay sorry there you go got it let's go fight me [Music] no what stop what is he doing [Music] okay [Music] the soundtrack for this game man [Music] dick oh [Music] yes thanks [Music] holy [ __ ] all right got me with that one [ __ ] insta-death lasers hell yeah oh mid-mid boss checkpoints [Music] i'll give you that one [Music] i'm promoting these things the nanosecond they come out get out here [Music] okay i wasn't very that wasn't a very good never mind man i don't even know how to dodge that whoa holy [ __ ] wait he just kills them for you wait you don't even need to do the thing at all he'll he'll get them he just kills them for some reason [Music] [Music] yeah got him down to 41.6 this time let's go [Music] look out behind you what you get hit in the middle all right [Music] oh i see it's set he's not no wait never mind i have no idea how those lasers crack [Music] i have no idea how you can't dodge through them do you just jump over them or [Music] [Music] literally just move around it i don't have that much space don't hit me jack okay you can be between them i felt like before i was getting hit okay [Music] okay okay okay i was totally misjudging where those attacks were landing [Music] losers [Music] huh [Music] ah this time [Music] [Music] [Music] gonna lose another leg son i think i still take damage oh yeah i still take damage even though i don't see any yellow [Music] see people in chat were saying i could parry you never listen to chat [Music] [Music] [Music] yes our patented anti-metal gear strategy [Music] yes [Applause] [Music] how the [ __ ] does armstrong think he can win against literally the coolest dude [Music] [Applause] yes yes [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] holy [ __ ] dude [Music] slippery little bastard i don't have time for this [Music] you've got to be kidding me he avoided any seed oil what the hell are you thinking playing college ball you know that's a cushy ivy league school holy [ __ ] try university of texas could have gone pro if i hadn't joined the navy i'm not one of those beltway pansies i could break the present in two with my bare hands you you could disintegrate him [Applause] what the hell are you that seems like [ __ ] [ __ ] why don't you stick around and find out [Music] [Music] don't you [ __ ] with me oh okay i don't know i don't avoid these attacks oh boy we're dead let's not forget to enjoy this oh okay all right i gotta gotta learn that timing [Music] camera okay he has a backhand move what [Music] we're [ __ ] dead dude he's very clearly outclassed us politician all [ __ ] but no come you've got no principles if america's gone to [ __ ] you're just another maggot crawling in the pile yeah people say they don't like debate culture the truth then you're right about one thing i do need capital and votes wanna know why i have a dream what that one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny a land of the truly free damn it a nation of action not words ruled by strength not committee there's the fascism changes to suit the individual not the other way around oh yeah where power and justice are back where they belong in the hands of the people [Music] where every man is free to think dash for himself actually yeah and kappastan might actually be a better it's a few things he's got a few things wrong he's he's he's a complicated guy okay [ __ ] american pride [ __ ] the media [ __ ] all of it america's disease rotten to the core there's no saving it we need to pull it out by the roots wipe the sleigh clean burn it down oh he's tyler durden and from the ashes a new america will be born evolved but unchanged the weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive yet free to live as they see fit great again fascism with hyper capitalist tendencies talking about you still don't get it i'm using war as a business to get elected i have no idea how the [ __ ] we're gonna win this one people will die and kill for what they believe not for money not for isle not for what they're told is right every man will be free to fight this wars we are very durable so what do you think it's like this is perfect he's he i'm sorry this is so good he's like a he's like a dad with like a a boat and a like a ship in a bottle that he's built like no it's perfect for his character right like he's having he spends all his time in like the senate building like like like in congress like and he can't talk about this to anyone and he finally meets somebody else strong and now he's like looking for approval it's actually like this is actually such a perfect [ __ ] satire of the like of the latent child like um like uh desire for approval inherent to fascism that like at the end of the day fascists are looking for an authority figure to validate their like perceptions of the world their insecurities about their place in it in the world they want to build and he doesn't have anyone that's above him politically but like in this context or a worthwhile foe that is such oh that's so [ __ ] good how the hell did you get elected well i don't write my own speeches you should try fighting for what you believe in sometime jack not for a company or a nation or for anyone else maybe i was wrong about you am i finally getting through i'll rid this world of heartless wars jack look at this see he wants us to be his friend i mean he might like this might be like a trick or whatever but i was wrong you're not greedy see [Music] your batshit insane see it's perfect they wrote him perfectly of course someone like him would be looking for a friend he's actually going to be angry now jack can't fret over every hand [Music] [Music] but you did survive you sheer force of will following your own set of rules with your own two hands you took back your life and now i'll take yours [Music] god it's so [ __ ] good [Music] okay [Music] okay oh oh i thought i had that blocked holy [ __ ] now my fight is horrible oh we couldn't win that okay good because we were doing no damage to him [Music] [Music] oh we are damaging him just like nothing uh why won't you die [Applause] trauma you can't hurt me jack [Music] he still has his [ __ ] glasses jesus christ how the [ __ ] do we win this fight i don't know how this game ends maybe we just die and [ __ ] armstrong lives doggo we were buried in the metal all right i think we're about done we are the two most indestructible men in the world the whole thing leave it up to fate then shall we wolfie a duel to the death may the best man win sam i cut him down and that's that back to a regularly scheduled international incident but if he beats me if i die here the lock on my blade will disable after a couple hours what happens after that is up to you wolfie even dead that guy's a pain in my ass so you think that little sword can save your master well go ahead then but make no mistake fido when i'm finished with him you're next i was not designed to fear termination however directive01 is to ensure all data acquired is preserved and passed along to expire here would violate that directive that's a good boy however ryden came to my aid i have learned from him when samuel fell data analysis was inconclusive but that has changed i have established new parameters now created my own directives you little [ __ ] sorry you're strong but you don't have [ __ ] super speed ninja skills my dude [Music] i said my sword was a tool of justice not used in anger not used for vengeance but now now i'm not so sure and besides this isn't my sword [Music] come on okay let's dance [Music] good opener good opener from the senator what's wrong wow buddy answer me ryden ryder good i like you chad so i'm giving you a knife wait can i not wait can i not block wait okay i can sorry i was weird wait can i can i block wait what can't be happening yellow or unblockable no no i mean it wasn't even doing the um it's not even doing the animation like um ford x ford x see forward x see there it was can i just oh it doesn't happen in response to the [Music] this can't be happening okay i didn't realize guys i know you can't parry the projectile i didn't realize you couldn't even do the animation uh uh when when it's uh non-variable like i assumed you'd still be able to do the animation so i thought because it didn't happen because i made the mistake the first time that it couldn't happen at all but okay i didn't know that okay um all right [Music] oh oh my god it's [ __ ] horolu [Music] holy [ __ ] we are in for this fight okay what's wrong oh my god okay get ready for it guys we're gonna have to learn this one ready or not now i fight as senator armstrong oh it chases [Music] if we could keep the camera on him [Music] see it gave a red flash there but i can't carry that if i'm here i'm fine okay [Music] oh my god he turned around holy [ __ ] need to lock on i am locked on what is going on the lock on button is right there this is what happens when i hit the lock on button watch observe that's it nothing nothing happens rb is lock on wait it's not r3 oh my god oh my god this whole time this actually makes the game a lot easier oh i could block that [Music] not that though [Music] no warning on that one all right we have all we have the tools we need uh [Music] [Music] almost find that right but now we get now we're getting it okay his back end comes out nearly immediately [Music] yes i did not know that it would have a specific directional slash requirement that's okay this lets me do this fight even more [Music] oh [Music] uh is that all half of the arena just on fire now [Music] [Music] okay i can't believe i've never locked on before this that's crazy [Music] yes yes yes [Music] did you see the timing there on how much uh warning i got to activate blade mode versus it hitting me all right well we're activated early this time good give me more of this fight okay yeah that backhand animation comes out almost immediately okay [Music] we got this [Music] [Music] oh what does it mean it means that [Music] oh the fire no oh that took like 40 damage holy [ __ ] don't know the timing on that we are gonna learn the [ __ ] out of this fight lads [Music] the backhand it's so dangerous it's like his it's like it's like his most efficient attack is him like smacking a mistress or something oh [Music] no he circles around do you see how quickly he does that try again [Music] okay you don't want to be next to him okay yeah no write it enter me bring it this is the best fight to get stuck on [Music] [Music] that is okay dodge that [Music] oh no what [Music] yes wait this is a lot of help we're taking from him for a perfect dodge [Music] yes [Music] give give me my sword where give me [Music] [Music] [Music] i thought i had the lineup at first but then it went off but i couldn't get it again wait you don't need all four you only need three oh interesting ready or not jack here we go ow right don't run backwards [Music] our help yeah you're supposed to be stronger hey hey hey hold on shut up [Music] yes [Music] yes [Music] dammit [Music] yeah run away okay this time [Music] [Music] i thought i had that too yeah it's it's when i overthink it it's when the mistakes happen you know [Music] i love his football linebacker style fighting strategy we are [ __ ] him up this time [Music] do what he really wants to tackle us holy [ __ ] i've dodged all five times hell yeah oh okay all right [Music] oh this that was like no time at all what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] okay you know what [ __ ] this i think we're gonna just spam what do we get to that oh god damn [Music] there was no time because you left blade mode did i did i leave blade mode i still should have had plenty okay so despite there being a red flash there you can't actually parry that i let go of lt did i really [Music] it cannot be you're supposed to be stronger than this huh correct you can't parry lava but there's a red thing there [Music] okay [Music] oh he knocked me into the wall what's wrong god damn we got this i like you chad so i'm giving you another what was that [Music] i don't even know what that was but i think i did something good [Music] wait if you pick him up he just instantly enters this phase without needing to run up there that's so cool [Music] holy [ __ ] oh top cut [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] yeah run out of there okay [Music] [Music] [Music] oh god damn it i can not get the hang of that precise slashing [Music] oh i thought i got that [Music] how [Music] what was that [Music] [Music] it's a good thing this is a visually interesting fight huh [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah go in the fire [Music] tits offended that i kicked him in there [Music] [Music] okay i think i'm starting to see the difference between some of these fire attacks this one's gonna be the big yep okay yeah okay i think i get what i can attack now [Music] oh my god he kicked me into another fire [Music] no no no it's really difficult to know when to dodge the um big explosion he does when you've been hitting him because the hit lag changes the timing [Music] okay okay i have it right i know which fire attack i should avoid huh [Music] [Music] namely that one [Music] okay again [Music] [Music] [Music] perfect the the problem is that i'm trying to like i'm trying to commit to the blade swipe without changing the angle which means that you have to bring your the control stick in a perfect like 180 like like directly across without angling it at all ah just kill me i'm looking at chat excuses excuses wait i'm explaining why i'm [ __ ] up do you guys just wait oh wait i'm not wait i'm not excusing i'm just explaining the mistakes that i'm making just playing this game like completely incorrectly oh my god all right just let's do it again it can't be happening ryden try it before the event okay let's try it right here hold on no it doesn't wait it doesn't work [Music] wait rt doesn't do it or wait are you guys just making stuff up i thought light attack did it then who was saying light attack does a horizontal slash wait does it only do a horizontal slash if you haven't chosen a direction with the right arm strike why are you people giving me half info just one of you could have said hey hitting x will do horizontal if you haven't selected a direction and will do the direction if you've chosen one you could have just said that at any point no [Music] [Music] you don't have a selected angle yeah i do look you know what up down chosen angle it doesn't work i hate you i hate you people so much why would you just lie why would you why would you take make everything take longer by not knowing the controls when you tell them to me just release rt when you have an angle you can just let go why didn't you say that it doesn't work it just let's go i hate you i hate you so much you're supposed to be stronger than this you're you're it's insane i hate you so much it doesn't work all of the solutions that you've offered have been wrong mods [Music] this can't be happening ryden ryden don't actually ban anyone it's fine all right okay okay okay just hit just hit me just hit thank you okay this time for real we learn how to lock on correctly we're getting so much stronger [Music] [Music] i hit the firewall [Music] hey [Music] okay [Music] believe [Music] no ah [Music] trying to maintain the angle while doing it fast enough to prompt the the thing is really difficult ah [ __ ] um you missed like half it and still cut it yeah yeah we're gonna keep doing it we're gonna get it eventually we don't need any tricks jack oh [Music] [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] [Music] enjoying our fire attacks today are we [Music] [Music] all right [Music] [Music] what happened oh that's so difficult [Music] it's actually controller issue just tested in game elusive right stick allows for the flick technique to work um i could change the steam controller settings but i feel like we can do this oh that got me there holy [ __ ] that's uh what's wrong come on oh gosh don't get cocky there's an even more difficult version of the boulder cutting phase later ooh stop being autistic and use chats help oh yeah chats help [Music] uh [Music] [Music] that god damn [Music] come on [Music] [Music] [Music] wait oh oh this oh this is an attacking oh [ __ ] okay that's a specific attack that he does [ __ ] got me there and also there [Music] you're going down [Music] uh [Music] okay [Music] we're gonna try down to up i was holding lt i wasn't even close i was i was holding is the lt fight of my life [Music] got the full song lyrics memorized now oh god i'll i'm pretty sure there's uh more to the song we haven't heard yet you won't win if you don't get blade mode sorted out well we're slowly getting worse at the rest of the game so we might not even need to get better at blade mode [Music] okay [Music] [Music] ah [Music] all right holding lt no other buttons pressed [Music] i don't know what to say i swear to god that worked before ready or not jack here we go uh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] okay [Music] is [Music] [Music] but there's a third one after the second one oh okay so the idea is that if you hit x when you're using the left stick to angle it you don't need to have two right thumbs ah god i hate having to do this but all right did you not watch the video i just didn't care [Music] type b yeah typing all right okay [Music] what did i get hit from the back then [Music] [Music] oh god hell yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] learning the combos okay okay we're try okay i'm completely unfamiliar with this [Music] no okay we can do that we can do that easily we can do that for sure for sure that makes it so much easier just being able to hit a button holy [ __ ] that makes it easier okay yeah yeah okay yeah for sure i like you so i'm giving you another shot oh i was trying to be cheeky [Music] thank you whoever made the gift or video [Music] you should listen to chat sometimes 85d 2d derek i got 78 bad pieces of advice before the one person helped [Music] [Music] [ __ ] outta here [Music] what [Music] holy [ __ ] okay sorry got overwhelmed there oh god [Music] it's like watching me play dark souls guys i do like pretty well the first time and then i progressively get worse with the evening [Music] [Music] we can do this we don't even need to dodge those we can run right around them [Music] i gotta not get distracted here [Music] these damn firewalls [Music] [Music] [Music] too close wait oh oh oh no no we were doing so well [Music] [Music] i guess violence really does breed violence get to the next phase okay [Music] foreign no [ __ ] oh it's reversed god damn it if i did that [Music] no [Music] is [Music] i have a plan [Music] i will simply go crab mode [Music] oh man i hate that attack [Music] this is gonna work [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay [Music] okay simply will this work [Music] claw mode no you have to hit him i got through oh god i don't have the the blade mode yes finally double in a row mode prevails against unimaginable odds we return to crab and grow stronger [Music] [Music] i hit the wrong button it's fine [Music] where is yes hey oh god [Music] what oh the [ __ ] does that mean [Music] oh he was healing [ __ ] no that's fine more health for me to cut through [Music] ah [Music] good i didn't need that help holy [ __ ] that was fast [Music] going down [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] i think that i think if that attack hits you it just deletes your save file [Music] [Music] ow i can't see [Music] i can't what the [ __ ] no i got comboed oh god my save file [Music] what horolu [Music] oh christ that thing's gonna explode [Music] oh god okay [Music] crap [Music] [Music] good no mid-fight saves i will do this whole thing in one attempt or i will not do it at all [Music] [Music] ah the firewalls do feel kind of janky sometimes with the dodgers come on come on [Music] oh it's a oh god it hit me [Music] but it's to our benefit [Music] over here a little bit worse [Music] never mind you're supposed to be stronger than this [Music] i'm gonna trust you [Music] [Music] is [Music] yes [Music] can't stop crab mode [Music] [Music] got all the health pack no they're still out there there's one ow [Music] ah wait we can still win this we gotta hit on the drive which one do we jump [Music] yes [Music] need this to cut you up [Music] oh [Music] well we stopped him from healing [Music] wait how do we ow that really hurts oh other side okay what see how it moved off at the last second that's the the lack of crab mode in action oh please don't do the [ __ ] heel on the other side of the fire thank you [Music] what oh the firewall [Music] [Music] let's go out there it is i keep missing the healing oh god oh god the combo there it is jesus christ [Music] i get that [Music] okay [Music] i don't have full blade mode [Music] how i survived how nice [Music] yes we're gonna get a lot of damage on this [Music] he's gonna heal well we need our sword then [Music] what [Music] what lack of crab mode does to a [ __ ] [Music] oh there we go oh yeah that was definitely yeah no we're so close we're so close ow [Music] why does he start at 200 health because he's that cool man he's letting me wail on him it's like he knows he's [ __ ] [Music] crap [Music] it's so difficult to do that i think i just need to do a quick rotation at the beginning of the new rock to reset where i think my thumb stick is positioned use ripper mode it's not a ripper mode thing stop with the ripper mode stop suggesting it even if you have more blade mode eventually if it gets close enough yes it is no it's not even if you have more blade mode eventually the rock will just speed up and hit you this cannot be dryden what's happened you're supposed to be stronger than this shut up [Music] [Music] it's difficult for me to focus when i know chat's being [ __ ] nearby you guys have to keep it together [Music] [Music] [Music] no the quick backhand i should have went into attack there [Music] [Music] a backhand [Music] okay don't fail me now crap [Music] yes [Music] successful crab mode [Music] here we go [Music] he can't do [ __ ] [Music] okay there we go [Music] yes whoa wait two halves of that [Music] ah yeah [ __ ] we've really got walled in there should have went in there okay we can die here but we do have health to back us up okay [Music] crab nope okay that's fine we lost a health pack there but we hadn't lost one yet i don't think sucks though but you know [Music] damn back here [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Music] blind crap mode the blind crab strike a technique passed down from master to student [Music] here oh oh we're almost out of hell [Music] oh [ __ ] all right it's perfect crab mode or nothing [Music] [Music] no [ __ ] we didn't raise it up oh we almost had that too damn it oh we're so close i didn't expect the uh the different permutation of rocks all right i'm no longer paying attention to chat oh what oh my god okay oh wow that was an actual one-hit combo holy [ __ ] okay i don't know why i rushed forward like that i thought i just hit the parry button okay we're going down [Music] okay [Music] [Music] now he's mad [Music] [Music] okay that only took a little more than half the blade mode too that was pretty fast [Music] so i'm giving you another [Music] yes all health acquired all right we can focus now [Music] [ __ ] i didn't do crap mode i made a mistake i didn't rely [Music] [Applause] i oh [ __ ] i'm out of blade mode [Music] [Applause] he's back to full health he's literally back to full health [Music] yeah so what do you do if you just don't have blade mode [Music] you have items on the d-pad that restore blade mode oh thanks for the knowledge wow oh my god [Music] oh yeah what do i hit for this down down right [Music] chat down right [Music] ryden same items to use the health kit i haven't used any health kits the whole game just say down right down what is so difficult about that oh my god [Music] i can't allow chat to distract me from my crab zen i'm gonna knock you out [Music] [Music] oh [Music] okay [Music] me [Music] [Music] you're going [Music] [Music] okay we're going to try that again real quick check blade wolf's codec call what what kind of aneurysm are you suffering from that would make you think i care about oh god i was looking at chap what aneurysm are you suffering from right now that would make you think that i care about anything right now other than this boss fight why would i ever stop this experience that i'm having so that i could look at some [ __ ] lore [ __ ] guys just so you know i know that a part of it is a joke but when you guys actually get annoying because it takes me a while to beat a boss it makes me just want to play this [ __ ] like off the stream i'm being nice by not having you all banned for it [Music] [Music] [Music] cut that one close you want to begin the next phase thank you okay let's impeach this guy okay okay that helps a lot lifting my finger off the control stick makes it a lot easier to plan the next um [Music] i can feel it [Music] uh [Music] i'll help [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] okay even if we get hit here we have um we have a ton of health on the back end okay [Music] yes prep mode perfected crowd mode zanatsu gear four super saiyan mode unlocked is that more health don't mind if i do yeah try uh [Music] did you see how he gave up in his last attack there [Music] because he knew it wouldn't work [Music] i'm gonna grab his dick and twitch it [Music] yeah i got hit by the wall there oh come on we still have a ton of health a ton of health okay [Music] year four oh i didn't expect a [ __ ] [ __ ] one whatever dude [Music] stop it stop it i've got 400 health he's got 15.9 [Music] go look at those pulling results 538 says you're [ __ ] [Music] [Music] i don't regret a moment of that well done jack your dream dies with you oh maybe not you've guaranteed the status quo will go on for a while longer at least oh i'm [ __ ] pumped from button crest continue as an institution past industry men will fight for reasons they don't understand causes they don't believe in but at least i'll leave a worthy successor you jack you carve your own path [Music] use whatever methods you see fetch you don't let legal [ __ ] get in the way and if it costs a few lives so be it the idea of a heart so strong that you can hear it like that is terrifying kindred spirits you and i okay we pause here now for the thematic analysis first of all i did not expect armstrong to be well written in this way i expected him to be well written like in the sense that he's highly memoric and uh very funny and like cool and stuff i didn't expect him to be written um in like a personable way the fact that even at his death he's still reaching out to uh jack uh as a as a like a like because he recognizes his strength and that's all he needs to consider him an equal also to be fair unfortunately in this um in in this example armstrong is right um ryden is living out the dream that armstrong claims he wants to bring to every man you can say armstrong is lying when he says that and that's like totally possible and you can also say he's insane and that's definitely true but ryden is literally living out his dream he fights for his own causes and his own beliefs um he is unconcerned with um the the casualties or the um or the laws like that he has to cut through he just does what he thinks is right he's living the life he's like living literally like the ubermensch life like self-control um taking control of the life that you have um that armstrong claims he wants to bring to other people so in that in that respect like i i don't know i don't think that necessarily vindicates armstrong i think it condemns ryden um indicating that like ryden's ryden's political engagement his his his interactions with the world are are like never rise above like a fascists vision of the strong man like he he never surpasses like the the archetype of the person whose strength makes him better than the weak who has the right to do whatever he wants because he can um it's like it's a weakness in in ryden's ideology right because he's motivated by humanitarianism but he very clearly is willing to super like like circumvent that um yeah that doesn't mean that ryden's like a bad person or whatever obviously he's doing this for the right reasons but i think like i think this is i this is a pretty salient critique you know like again it doesn't mean ryden's bad or they're the same they're not the same at all it just means that like ryden's the ideological product of what people like armstrong envisioned for the world um no that's really cool i man i i didn't expect this this might end up being one of my favorite games um i still want to play the dlc and play this on a higher uh difficulties but um i i think i i i think this game this this game decided to be like dumb fun and then in the moments where it felt like it could get away with using that dumb fun for something higher they did that's really cool i like that a lot [Music] [Music] we're going to come back to this guy on a higher difficulty and we're going to have a good old time [Music] [Music] i have not seen the joseph anderson video in this game because i don't think there is such a video i haven't seen the jacob geller video if that's what you mean just remember revengeance difficulty is one hit equals one kill is that true the hardest difficulty is one hit one kill right for your family but first our top story president hamilton returns from pockets no it's not true completing his first visit to the country since the failed assassination attempt in shabazzbad last may in meetings with pakistani president farooq salam the two leaders agreed to a new joint initiative in the war on terror whereby u.s marines will be stationed in pakistan and given wider authority to conduct operations within the country this is amidst growing tensions within pakistan between the country's civil and military leadership with many in the government calling on the isi military intelligence agency to be unbelievable for the last time let it go courtney wait so armstrong won mr armstrong will never be president uh yeah but i mean ryden it's not known whether that number would include private military contractors which the hamilton administration has made clear there he is i have excellent news we are approved a kind of operation is established [Music] nice work doc i guess the world's first cyborg staffing firm is officially open for business we are certified for construction and long-term nursing care but this is just the beginning so potential for new roles cyborgs can play it's limitless and we're sure this isn't child labor so all the bra uh children can work now the rest when they come of age and it's strictly voluntary you know we're not running a charity here huh holy that was a good catch what donations nobody can catch a coffee cup like that holy [ __ ] besides this way they'll learn a trade perhaps some discipline huh it's not a perfect solution but you know what at least these kids will get a decent education well i'm not about to return them to the streets or to broken homes at least we can give them a chance oops an imperfect solution for an imperfect world well another benefit a peaceful application for all my research since when do you care well recent events have been food for thought shall we say no kid speaking of recent events how's our new recruit working out ah yes quite well quite well [Music] hang on just give me one second okay okay he still has his legs my head spin you know well i mean they might be robot legs spaceship you're genius girl yes somewhere you're hot for days huh [Music] where did that come from what the [ __ ] she's 11 i think he's 11. okay really quickly what is the actual age of the chick because she has major uncanny valley vibes she she looks like a 22 year old that got shrunk down do you do you know what i mean like the the guy george looks like a kid like a normal not uncanny valley kid she does not look normal at all it's i i haven't commented on it because i didn't know there might be some metal gear explanation right like like it's metal get like it could be anything like well why does she look like that oh well it's a time travel you know i i don't know it's about a crazy world nah you see what i mean right she doesn't even look like the other characters she looks too anime-ish you never think i've been this kind of life yeah cause george looks totally normal for like a kid like he looks just like a normal he rescued me she looks like she's had a final fantasy my life i owe him everything they all look anime what do you mean george doesn't look animated some people he'll just always looks like a ripper she support from the all right there we go we're back i i paused i'll resume when everyone's back obs had a little hiccup there we back okay obs just had a little hiccup uh no internet issue just a software thing he had it rough and he hurt a lot of people hmm but that's not the writing i know [Music] the writing i know oh thanks big thick [ __ ] is a hero okay you see what i mean right [Music] all right just um yeah we'll watch the credits okay um yeah super quick analysis on my end about how i think oh the credit song is good um [Music] okay there we go um oh that is kind of a bop uh so um quick analysis is this um i think i think the the the dynamic here in addition to well this game's about a lot but the main thing i'm focused on here is institutional versus individual reform it looks like ryden and crew want to make systemic changes to the world but the problem they keep running into is that the institutions they're fighting are borderline like baked into the world as it is war and corporatocracy the patriots might be dead but their legacy lives on they try their best to fight against it but in doing so all they end up doing is personifying a kind of lone rebel against the system they can never act on a systemic level only as individual agents within it which denies them the ability to make those broad changes so even when the game sets out about trying to stop like this big evil conspiracy at the end of the day all they really managed to do was kill a couple of important people and rescue some kids i was wondering why the kids were such a big plot point when the stakes were set so high early on and now i understand because that's all they were able to achieve and i think ultimately the game is kind of optimistic about that like the game is essentially saying hey there are huge problems that are desperately like uh like it's important that we solve them we need to work on them it's difficult and we can't always win against that but we can't always make some kind of difference yeah an imperfect solution for an imperfect world they literally say it right at the end that's pretty good that's good this is this is this is so much more like than what i expected from the game i again i've never played any metal gear games i know they're well written and i know they're very politically prescient and i know they're very very very very like unsubtle sometimes which i appreciate um but i didn't expect this game which i knew mostly well entirely for armstrong memes to be so um well structured in its commentary uh and so um yeah yeah just just well written in that respect you know like something can be well written without it necessarily having like a strong political point but yeah yeah i have to say i know there are people like this and i'm just so curious about them how the [ __ ] are there people who are far right or just any kind of conservative who watch this and think they're not being made fun of i genuinely have no idea like it's beyond it's utterly beyond me um like i have no idea how a conservative could could could play this and go like oh great you know because they think armstrong is cool i know that there's a tendency for arms like for for for like the the evil spooky crazy fascists to be idealized but the thing is like armstrong [Music] i i guess i think the game did a really good job of not making armstrong the kind of person that you could positively project your political views onto he's too evidently weak to be good for a fascist to project their interest in because the first thing he does is try to accept ryden and then at the end he still accepts ryden despite their ideological differences uh he he's not oppositional enough he doesn't he doesn't die vengefully uh or gloriously he he loses to the person but that's the thing they want isn't it no no no the the he's too desperate it's weakness he's looking he's craving approval um check comment sections discussion fascists love the guy they also like deliberately made him not look like a like a fascist ideal at all he looks like a bureaucrat he's got a comb over he's ugly with an oversized forehead and a kind of like weird face um and even when he goes super saiyan it's not in a way that makes him look particularly aesthetic i mean he really just looks like a bloated meaty cancerous uh uh like personification of the deep state [Music] i think he's based okay i know i know i'm just explaining that i think that i think the developers of the game did a good job not making him some kind of fascist ubermensch for for fascists to idealize you know like they didn't do the american history x thing um they're not doing the uh warhammer 40k thing or whatever like he they could have made him like some like imagine imagine if they made him look like ronald reagan when he was a kid you know what i mean like like he looks like some kind of 1950s americana with like perfect hair and like a like a like a refined accent and then he gets all strong and powerful like an andrew ryan type deal if he had been that i think he would have been you know like if they made him look like homeland or some [ __ ] you know like if if they make him look like the you know like the superhuman ideal but they didn't i mean yeah that's deliberate kojima's a leftist i know that i know that i know that i'm just i'm just saying that i think the design for him is smart both in universe and and meta textually when talking about the way fascists tend to interact with media are you gonna play mgrr on harder difficulties on stream yes i'm not gonna try to grind out s ranks for every fight because i know my limits uh but i am going to i'm gonna beat it on very hard on stream i don't know i legitimately don't know whether i'm going to be good enough to beat it on um the hardest difficulty that really depends on on me and my hands and my skill um but i'll give it a shot well yeah we'll do the dlc first we'll do the dlc first so why are we waiting through the credits again seen after okay obviously after this is not amending stream we went two hours over pay off the volume again and how's business oh good good their doctor's research and staffing service certainly help i hear world marshals looking for a buyer well you cost them a lot of money not to mention killing their funding literally the break-taking program is finished but the larger company is not i'm afraid someone will buy them pmcs are in demand once again yeah fighting for reasons they don't understand causes they don't believe in big pardon no nothing so your mind is made you will not come back sorry boris i understand but then what will you do [Music] how the [ __ ] did he materialize that out of nowhere what technology is that i didn't re is was it cloaked if they can just materialize matter out of nowhere then okay yeah cloaking i'll buy okay that cloaking all by materializing out of nowhere is is a whole other level of technology that's a whole other level uh i'm glad that i'm glad ryden can look like a normal guy now um that'll probably help with him being like a warrior right like sneaking around not looking like a walking uh war crime [Music] now considering it's the first um platinum game i've played outside of um [Music] near automata could be worse i just feel armstrong wasn't even criticized honestly i i think he was i i think i think the the events of the world the story ryden goes through makes it pretty clear that armstrong is [ __ ] insane i i i think it was it was it was well established um [Music] this was uh this was this was a good ass game man this is a good ass game that was a good ass game i'm gonna get the dlc uh we'll play the dlc for the next game stream and then after that we're going to um we're going to uh do the higher difficulties i don't think i'm going to be doing the dlc higher difficulties because i kind of just want to play the main story ryden stuff oh that we already have the dlc okay then i'll do those next um i don't know if i'll do those in the higher difficulties but i do want to do at least the the um the main story for the higher difficulties

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Published: Mon Aug 22 2022