VanossGaming GTA 5 Online & Prop Hunt #9 Edition

watch up all you cool cats and kittens don't show just it's Joe exotica come from nish my entity was brought up as well thank you guys appreciate it claim although these are all cars that came out in the first week of GTA I know oh god I'm a collector dude I collect on coal cars be such a funny trade for it guys if we climax as it gets too excited that he makes that's just real quiet holy [ __ ] you know what I'm not gonna lie I like bad boys I don't want to like it but I like it you like it you're a big fan of it I like it how do you spell that noise like if we wanted to spell that [ __ ] and put on the title cuz clearly it's gonna be one of the main themes how we do that it's like a popping so I mean it's probably just a pob but it's like it's much more intense than mine dude this doesn't know a PLP keep doing it we'll get it if you keep do it now imagine you in on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire or like some game show for a million dollars the final question how do you spell what you heard me the audience can I call a friend buddy Jerry Jerry okay last question million dollars how do you spell over the phone you can like barely even hear hey [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you man you guys do it in here I got blood all over me it is what happens in quarantine anyways I don't know maybe go do some drugs or something colors okay Bryan's character you could definitely only make episodes are you the pig King I'm the pig Raider the tiger Kings but I'm the pygar King at this farm we breed tigers pigs together we haven't successfully made one yet but what's right but what we do will make the coolest [ __ ] Tigers the world's ever seen after that we're gonna breed a mini pig with a lion we'll call it a minion ha we're gonna mix an owl the bat now I'm gonna call it bowel movement oh [ __ ] that's right [ __ ] is correct I just need to think of an animal to search for the GC Lincoln mixed with the phenomenon the cacao one of these ions is a pig ah yes a giraffe an owl will shall be known as ghoul just looks like mogila for some reason hello how's it going on the drug deal is gonna be in this alley nope oh okay yeah that's happened rogue dealer the type who likes to do deals on the roof see this on the ground oh yeah yeah drugs [Music] [ __ ] you're gonna [ __ ] wait it oh sure yes wait I'm a bug god damn it of course the pig would become a pug looking one letter difference how do we how do we fight oh [ __ ] look at that fuzzy dog park don't you be looking at my dick yum I want to play you did I'm a piss on his head I don't like to I want to play what are you doing I'm eating this man hey hey you [ __ ] no I can hurry you know cuz that we're both dogs I didn't know wow hey Brian you see the drugs right here take some drugs man do it peer pressure doesn't work on me okay I'll take it well what the [ __ ] where'd you go where to go where to go where to go where is he oh let me ride you no don't make me do it [ __ ] chill out chill I want to go is that the sound dear baby I done got the hood and rifle right here then got him right there ticking damn boys gonna hang him up on my [ __ ] wall what the [ __ ] is this it's a dick with wheels so pretty much they made Tyler a car hey you want to ride my penis they take a three-wheeled dick ride here we go please don't animate this no shot that gets monetized wall things fast looks like you're pretty used to riding that look at this dude on this bicycle look at this tough guy on this bicycle this guy looks real suspicious yeah I don't like the looks I don't like how slow he's riding that bicycle I'm gonna go park in front of us lockbox man do about it now box him in he's onto us locks him in now what you gonna do [ __ ] have you got the next [ __ ] thing to eat yes [ __ ] we have for 20 minutes waiting on you I know what the [ __ ] it's Joe exalting look it's Lazlo you spend all that time to try to look like Joe exotic and you look like Lazlo oh [ __ ] is Laszlo the guy from GTA played the campaign [Music] look like I look like someone I don't know who wants to take some drugs at the same time everybody yeah shot at Carol Baskin Hey don't you [ __ ] [ __ ] hey hey this message all those animal rights people I'm [ __ ] dang it I'll make the best painters here this [ __ ] sides of town feels later [ __ ] goddamn careful there goes up it that still goes at CROI take some drugs if someone becomes a tiger I'm gonna be so happy I know 3 2 1 go are you [ __ ] kidding me Wow see you later [ __ ] wait is wondering how do I stop flying come back here try to land land land near oh yeah I knew that was gonna happen [ __ ] tree branch bro are you [ __ ] me that's it bye Adam take those goddamn mana rides pretty little scaredy yeah let's get away boy [ __ ] breathe and get back here that comp is faster than a cougar I doubt it I'm really out of shape you have a [ __ ] move your fat cat ass is hauling ass look at him always getting chased by a [ __ ] man-eating big cat dude he's gotta go [ __ ] out of the way people see how many people you get running right get you big hunk of that ass yeah keep them going Brock keep on running I knew you chased a big one that fat boy he's still going don't worry we'll get him we won't let him get away flying give you guys a motorcycle drive-by oh can I that'd be awesome the motorcycle guy and then you change paths like [ __ ] I'm sorry it's my favorite cat alright still I can't you can't look when you start it's just dead ahead Oh Roy you ready every at the same time it's time this is my dad [ __ ] he's actually fast as [ __ ] this is my time to shine come back I am I'm going to hold on hold on I made it I made it there's a lot of cars gaggle DUP right there it's the flesh wound make the way back I'm coming to clean your toilets with my tail so close see young kids just right in my face you got it you got it man you got it I'm just waiting for car to pass me go are you good you're good you're good I got that was easy all right now you just gotta come back oh no he's dead oh he's dead no i-i'll do it one real quick in his order here we go easy easy this is how you should have done it brought your [ __ ] money I'm [ __ ] dead I got some [ __ ] dope ass new toys I'm coming out oh no you're just [ __ ] staring at the front door you [ __ ] what what do you mean waiting for you to come out so weird that you waiting on me to come out didn't come in with me I did come in but it was boring alright here let me just here we'll just rewind nothing happened oh I just bought my gun heavenly here let me come show you it's so cool and exciting help dude you're here faster when I'm to the pig oh that new gun is sick kills it one shot how it's always why why is that funny huh you're just a bully alright class everyone point at him and say he's a bully you see that right now he's bullying but what do we say to bullies we say no we ignore and we say no because violence does not be answered me then the owl survives third degree birds any plans is revenge the rest of his life he trained to the mountains for some reason he flies to Russia because he really likes rocky for it has nothing to do with where his enemies located and now he makes his return to the mud pit where the bully still resides because he's a pig and now he's ready but this time he knows that violence is the answer I challenge you to a fistfight you Hey she was supposed to die in one eye alright this fight it is I mean you can do we get edited so I do die ha ha good eye you could just shoot me again and and we'll like splice it together and then but you should probably use the same gun so that way we could met you should probably the same gun so you can match it up oh I'm invincible I'm invincible I am invincible and I'm here to fight you like a man so it's right below where I am you can like hear it making noise [Music] they sound like sounds like Jim Carrey crying just hold on turn into your do I turn into your Pig for a second I can't not while I'm in the water I well you want to be a pig just go underwater and then pop up right in front of me and make that noise I'm a filmmaker oh [ __ ] hey you guys hear that there was like no pause just like immediately well I was gonna drown down there I just swam out of the water and died oh no don't do that beached whale as [ __ ] beautiful creature how do you spell that [Music] like a lot of different sized ease and w's it's just I was just reading an article about in like 88 there was a beach sperm whale in Oregon it was like dead and rotting and just smelled really bad and they didn't know what to do with it so they're just letting it rot they put half a ton of TNT in it and blew it off trunks went like hundreds of feet awakes our footage there was a car that got destroyed that was a quarter-mile away okay guys while and with a ton of blubber that sounds like something we would do in GTA they did that in real life in real life alright ladies and gentlemen look at me get out your redneck fishing supplies see you're about to recreate a trot you're ready are we gonna be feeding for a week it's going I done ate it already [Music] final question for million dollars how do you pronounce now and who wants to be a millionaire there's a the lifeline where you could change the question I'd like to use one of my lifelines I'm gonna have to change the question all right which is the correct spelling of I'd like to just kill myself wait wait wait Tyler look at this though that looks pretty cool all your life Brock look at this in the gangsters are common damn dude oh my god his body he went for a walk or why every time what's with you and gang wars they [ __ ] hate me do you don't know what you want from me not gonna hide up here gang wars between the blood and the pigs it's a gang war between the cheese and the burgers what all right are you ready for your mind to be blown blow me in 3 2 1 at least pretend to be impressed though I am impressed I just don't know what to say oh is that a proximity that's Jerry's not a proximity survived animals let's go get a fresh animal all right come follow us guys then get into good they could stay here cuz we had to commit you yeah we have to come back here so they're gonna blow it they're going to blow I think this deer is I think this deer is German I could stick my head up my ass and look it's just normal dog activity it's a David Blaine dog she's floating and all right are you ready for a race I don't know how I could read it up boy and one racing across the beach all right three two one go I made it to the PHA and then went back an impact you guys can turn around now just go through noblest cars the finish line no this cars the finish line I don't see anything in the feed I got blown up dude he's going after delirious Oh hilarious murder what's his name again delirious he's stopping delirious multiple times i'ma kick it either kill him chicken don't believe you he's just a butcher [ __ ] why don't we attack I can't even attack I'm sleepy see anything but you become every what you become insane thing please some point guys go wait you go he's a big time Big Dawg he stabbed me [Laughter] he won't hurt my chicken anymore my life it's okay ladies and gentlemen LSD all right so for this boys character you have to be a cat meow meow ma'am call the ambulance I was just coffee ambulance at well they're just thank God [ __ ] we gotta put them down even the litter box yeah male oh I'm okay hey get on top no go where do we become an animal you see where my car you don't see where my car is do you are you stupid cat so small oh oh I got beer coming down here my mouse on deer thanks man yeah right there watch out cat Jesus oh my god oh wait little [ __ ] [ __ ] now he got it he did it he's on there he's good give me [ __ ] patience positi get it here gotta find something I can just walk on these steps dude yeah just go just go just go go go yeah all right you guys are not gonna fall we're not gonna just don't it's not like it's coming any use to you you know like I can't like what are you doing over the trees he doesn't get traction with it - all right so watch for the trees and I'm with the tree I'm slowly being pushed over to the side I could definitely throw one of these good genetics the hot don't know I got carted ahead where we're going oh my god I'm doing I'm Kobe dog we're gone however the emblem takes me Wow okay hello all right the animals are free the animals waiting blows ferger's me atom phone scratches I wrote that one get the character I know alive how are you alive right that's right he was then oh he was dead oh my pizza queues all right well it's over for us hey get ready there paternity the bridge retreat [Music] [Applause] just blew me off it wasn't me whatever maybe through no go let me out I'm dead I don't I'm sorry we lost the dog and and equipment delirious I'm putting you down down down I got an anchor in for some bacon what wait wait a second wait a second bacon doesn't come from cows just realize that means I gotta kill everything to make my sentence make sense every must start every must die every month I see you on the bridge snap you a slimy [ __ ] that's cruel snap you a yeah I can end my video now all right we have a choice you could be the V unit maybe the T unit we could be the D unit I like V unit cuz it's like the vanassa unit no that's what I mean no order the two unit or the D unit not the D unit I've invited all of you okay come on let's let's go let's go boys I assume it's last play go figure right all good ready to play bass play go figure no such thing as Christ a lot opportunity homie long as you time it right but there's a catch but they get no little school do you even try I had to read it really fast and Madame couldn't read that all right B Squad I can lengthen your penis oh really yeah written on this poster yep right here I already knew that mo every time I see you it picks your accent no Glade call this number [Laughter] sinara Saxon what are you giggling for you don't I hop in boys yeah hop into that four-seater yeah don't shoot me we're doing this together don't shoot me this is a team thing this is a team effort come on we're going to lose y'all you know you sons of yeah I guess you could just bring me over content is mine saucers for the ban I don't know what a van van dude I don't know hand man all right go forward go forward right here this road band about never mind no no yeah yeah I definitely found the van and there was a lot of people that loved the van and killed me all right you ready all right get it actually I think it's only a two seater know this [ __ ] man come on get the [ __ ] out of the van get out get out after I got the van and you're driving away you couldn't be a bigger knob if you tried yeah there's another van yeah this one's cooler this one's red as long as we're better than this with its lightweight ooh like it's Safari right now let's go oh the [ __ ] is this guy right here I just hop in hop in hop in Broxton oh okay so hard why can't I shoot my good life we are definitely the V unit with Abed the fan you do not look at that true what the [ __ ] was the head why are you stopping oh they're just shooting at me I'm killing them you had a heart attack let's go let's go let's go let's go go go go go everyone go seriously Oh seekers yeah we get out all we've searched the area for action figures the bad guy guys there's definitely bad guys for that well that one's their top someone ran right past oh is this an action figure what's this I got it you got it no that's one action figure the six more okay okay oh I see Brooke yes go up there right in front of you jump up there there's one on the ladder shooting at it it's over there there you go there you go look at that we've got it there we go we do why are we looking for action figures behind you look no you just missed it nevermind I'm gonna get it I'm the hero I'm the superhero [Applause] good steady wins the race stupid horse there what's next in the lives life enjoy spectating what the [ __ ] why are we leaving soon why are we leaving them because Brock is dead did he coming back yes never ever again nobody's here wait he's alive your he's alive you just can't die you more time alright right well we got to get to the spot Haven I can't be around all it's time we had a go to the spa spa the spot the yellow spots are you getting a facial and the I've actually got the facial reasoning is right who are you keep well we know all the spas are closed so we all know that's a different type of facial no well book not that recently hi guys hi guys how you said black guys oh right guys oh this is a sick car let's get him in here we go I need Tony Hawk up here all of this half Wow Tony hot it here's one Tony [ __ ] but after round here oh it landed in the pool surprise [ __ ] I'm sorry totai oh yeah that was some John wick [ __ ] right there yo these dudes they keep coming over here Devin bring it that's like I'm like that little kid on Easter and your health refine eggs yeah for the [ __ ] where oh look here's one Evan where where I am I'm actually like a [ __ ] stupid little kid I see one I still want to get a little more obvious Brian we're good to leave we're good to leave who's coming in my van yeah not after that invitation worse all right partner what are you implying she's getting a facial in my van would you like to come in my vein all right let's go guys liver divan to Gerald's apartment we're nearly finished this is how Amazon is right here remind me in real life never let you drive me around on Amazon now this is how it's done oh yeah I'm gonna make this one okay this is in your video don't worry I took longer just reading it normal speed also whoever's editing is slow that [ __ ] down to see what he's actually saying slow down he likes lanes he explains like some conspiracy theory all right this awfully familiar these get in the same car yes Brian leave business raucous looks familiar ah deja vu hey get in the car no yeah the truck just go in the car no I'll just stick with you head along the way go to the weed this this is fine this is fine look I'm following you what are we the V clan been dude we're the boys house like we're like freezing something we're shivering it's Ireland and Canada combined ah oh [ __ ] alright boys get out your widow-makers oh so this is what it's like working in the marijuana business yeah this is generally how it goes this would be like when they open up weed in Ireland oh wow oh we're supposed to go in here like this winters men into we'd run into weed what o Christmas tree sale what's going on where we going now steal the drugs I have one please it's one drug please where's the drug we gotta go we gotta go to the symbols let's go let's go here which one which one which one I don't see your weight one right there right right right for one of the pills rice you've got a [ __ ] irritating hey [ __ ] is pretty moody today don't sneeze Christ I get it Moody how many tampons he got in there more Diaz good that's good I'm making fun of you because every five seconds you were doing that oh yeah because you're doing this you killed Evan Congrats did I come on down the hill there oh there's a lot of [ __ ] dudes here oh I would you should've seen it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] remember this is hard this is hard coming they're coming they're coming right let's see you okay we got your stapler anybody you want to stapler steal the drugs steal the drugs what else we got huh oh I told you there we go there we go there we go drugs over here where look sit here jug here oh thanks for having me say control okay let's go I didn't see the first one what does this mean either what could be quicker then oh we got our three guys oh yeah by the way how do I check inventory played this place by motorbike Terminator motorbike cheese Cowboys I have no snacks to get my help okay these don't blow up my vehicle I love it so very much I don't even know how you buy that son Brian that's on brand [ __ ] I don't I'm not gonna respond no it was zero life seven boy who I spectate all right well how about interest would you guys take the top one and I'll take the side one so far been spectating this horse and all he's been doing is running around the circle on the sidewalk I'm trying to get in your vehicle but you kicked me and kick you I died big different same thing all right oh no I'm spectating Moo now oh [ __ ] he's driving around like a badass bike like my wheelie yeah we do look at this guy notice how good of a driver I am look at these streets it's like everyone's and lockdown are you say I said earlier the two you go to the top one I go to the side because so people don't die good teamwork no go watch him die I won't I'll you'll die I just got his big pants on yeah I got my big pink on that's not what I said but sure oh yeah oh yeah oh oh my god let me check in with mu let's see what he's doing see what he's up to I'm the van house can oh [ __ ] he's got a new car go back to spec kidding you you're in such a more expensive car I used all the money from the drug he's been busy right I switch back to them and I switch back all sudden you're like in a big-ass mansion like party it's about to get hot you should get off your high horse Brian time to make some videos dying is bad but then dying is good so wait us dying bad them dying good thing good I'm relying on you for footage right on verse every gunfight it's good ain't getting getting getting hoarse huh come on come on I'm like a sports dad cheering my son kill them what the [ __ ] is going on here they're making viruses and drugs oh oh look like meth to me but no it's more politically better hey get on your bikes and let's go or politically better all right oh that a boy horse America finish first you finish first champ hey no Brian don't be finishing without us Ryan Brian don't listen to them let's friend if you want to me if you wanna make if you want to make to the pros you gotta stay focused you got that son yeah I forget to Gerald's you got a 20 minutes on the treadmill hey come on tough enough take the pain you still talkin to your son yeah which is Brian yeah yeah come on boys yeah I was good all of us we did it together hey that's my son on hard I taught him everything he knows so another chance for some reading anybody uh taking up the offer here okay he did not raise her likeness I say knock firstly the food's gonna be an old wino dingy in the association I bring a regular know I had to be respond whenever discharge the privately owned the property of WI on coal eyes there's sublimino the face and the manor try to be me on my own great write it like a true or at or what that's a real word or [ __ ] sorry here worried over the tour it's not a poll come on right are you going to band reaches there oh you brought gas for the car great exactly I'm not allowed in I'm not happy [Laughter] no that's got child luck that one go to you other side it says I don't have personal access oh because you're not only crew okay okay gives you not in the crew [ __ ] you're on the crew no get it I don't know get it now get it now get it out get it no I can get it no hey movie happy get the Superman mm-hmm don't let him get in that car I'm gonna say guys die here welcome to GTA commentary then I'm gonna be doing a mission from Gerald we're just going along this mission here it's a pretty good mission these are new that newly updated rockstar replaced again pretty regularly but I still think you know GTA 6 is just around the corner that's Ron four days wow this MPC really is a hard on for me I don't know what that's about but anyways let's turn right in here guys and now let's take a huge made a left you made a left it's a on what to hear what you've got to say anyways we're gonna go towards this red dot I'm gonna drive into this guy's head we're gonna jump out and while we're doing that we're gonna get shot and die [ __ ] is going on here what's happening reinforcements are here no go thanks Ron I really needed it did still like call me a [ __ ] [Music] my mama's [ __ ] Wow Wow all right let's go boom yeah all right all right great you're just prog-rock you know the drill boys are going to see there you go in your sheet it's nighttime I like this static being sneaky having more drugs I know right how do you feel about walking through this move cow so it doesn't affect me yeah but you're like the cows cousin that's what a woman is here's the same is the same oh yes okay crack it crack is crack in this octave uh okay counterclockwise hold on dude got a do it correctly come on every what's taking so long it's not that easy that crack is safe all right you're just caressing it hold on oh I did it right no even let me do it what the [ __ ] come on NOLA it's harder than Lomond man I thought you were the safe expert I got this hurry up Shirley you open it give it a try oh damn the safe is really tough goddamn focus I'm just gonna in listen man no I can't see it for checking well hold screen and now I'm blind I did it no thanks to you guys distracting the shite out of me yes we did it bullet holes floating in here we need to go we need to go they kept the gang boss take out the gang boss you got a gang thing oh yes yes are they at they're around the corner yeah killed one they didn't stand a chance no no they thought they should just move it right Rock bunny oh man stand-up career must be going really well right crowd funny Wow first time we're nakum here it's under highway I look you far we don't worry about it oh [ __ ] keep going right right right - right - right old Los Santos live above the vision to the left to the left just the four of us that's it nothing let's hear back from her me a scar yeah yeah yeah that's the boss shoot them come on okay that guy was just a regular citizen don't give a [ __ ] no witnesses please broken windows yeah yeah yeah you know what the [ __ ] Lera boys what was that [ __ ] is that his whose is that content he's like us whose cars what you deserve no I didn't know what the pull the parachute button was there goes my hero chunky brownie chocolate get it goes to the drug deal nearly there this is our objective go to the drug deal Rock do it do it no do it do ah you didn't do it are you trying to run me over yeah let's do this nice Brock oh [ __ ] there's a lot of them there's a lot of cool a lot of there's a lot of them there's a lot of there's a lot of I might die I'm right in the middle this is really stupid where they jump out drop I died it's okay it's okay yeah those ones harder it's not even entire color got it good oh no more lives it's okay it's gonna be a long time spectator Brock I love that create oh I searched it one more great tickets the credit over here one great that's gotta be it there's nothing in there use trackers as bad repairs it there was no drugs damn it we needed we need a leave we need to leave we need to leave okay you guys want to ride on my sweet ass man I would if I could get [Music] there an Xbox in the back it's always like an spend some money because this next cut is being split only three ways [Music] said I got a bad feeling about this homie get there fast that's the area for buyers okay oh look look at the door seekers look at the doors on this car oh look odd ahem dude is that necessary it's pretty person show off her swag vehicle swag van dude hey lady you selling this is not what they meant mister the area for the buyers you guys want to buy Bluetooth speaker hey we're selling speakers those guys definitely do drugs he's wearing a cardigan just buy a just buy my drugs hey I want to sell you drugs [ __ ] where's the buyers looking for them are you a buyer no wait the police I could lay claim for that guy actually could be a buyer right there yeah calyx she looks nice good type of guy who might want to let me ask him personally why yeah he was definitely the buyer what do you mean Oh common who's coming they're coming to police yeah for you for you wait a second the police are the buyers what don't run me over man come on seriously oh [ __ ] an hour Oh God Oh [ __ ] run me over seriously bro we gotta find the buyer oh now he's now he's serious now he's serious he's serious Oh guys you have to find will buyers Brian you know what to do oh one less guy or one less cut right get them cops get them are we supposed to be finding red the red oh let's try the evidence we gonna destroy the evidence bro where's the sting operation this whole time see the big-ass red dot 7s yeah yeah this the evidence is fun bomb dude dogs are food for the five too many weapons okay oh yeah yeah blow up this bar both this man we got it oh my god and shots oh there's so many there's evidence over here and over here how the [ __ ] are we gonna do this with cops keeping the rip all the evidence more evidence robot I might knew anyone that has come again the backup backup we're good because I'm driving we got some hundreds where is it what no really a cop car that just was that's evidence I'm soaked what yes it has the drugs inside of it do you not have c4 let me cook let me cook let me cook no I don't was this [ __ ] amateur [ __ ] cooking and cooking and cooking and cooking what come on dude come on you could do it I believe yes there's a way forward or sticky bombs I don't have any I cannot I've like 20 cops around me I can't move I have no clue what the [ __ ] I'm scared and evidence use throw a smoke grenade all right what's next got to lose the cops oh yeah you definitely OS Gerald oh [ __ ] how's it going no-go how you doing getting rid of the cops slowly but surely alright here we go oh [ __ ] I see cops over there yeah lovely turn around and there we go I lost the cops we're good to leave yeah wait for your team to lose the cops yeah hold on any moment now there we go we did it we did it yes what a mission clap like you've small hands hey what's up guys a tamale know that I partnered with Epic Games to bring you this video and you guys could support me on the epic game store when you use my creative code to purchase any games and all of that info will be in the description and today we were playing GTA 5 obviously you guys know this game but it's available on the epic game store for free until May 21st during the epic mega sale and also during the epic mega sale you could claim a $10 coupon or get one when you redeem GTA 5 but anyways guys as always I hope you enjoy the video thank you so much for watching and all the support and I'll talk to you all later guys see you guys want to go to Del perro oh I would love to look at these lights this is some cool new content if you want contents then right here on the edge wait I don't even know if the train comes this are you waiting for the train I'm waiting for the train are you sure you have to bring that on the train yeah it's small enough no you can't know the last scene of the matrix I see your game I see your game I was watching the lire so like gee I wonder what's gonna happen he kept going directly behind nola is this really happening right now we are losing our gin no I hey we're gonna stop soon we'll see you at the next stop who shoot gosh we're shooting oats holy [ __ ] this feels like an action movie oh no I shot doctor but we're not stopping well you kill the conductor train that's going extremely fast that's too dangerous to exit on our own we need someone to stop the train we need like either Keanu Reeves or like Tom Cruise or a short delirious somebody oh we did stuff we did stop conductors great dance trans don't believe in believers you gotta hurry up like so much I can read conductors waking up man yes wait do you I mean whose fault is that you do why are the transom why is it got to get a car and stop them what the [ __ ] the train stopped no go no go random to run down the tunnel did they stop the right right there on the other side wake up no they're coming the bad guys are coming these are the bad guys if you jump you go faster oh excuse me I caught something from being in this train yeah well you are pretty close come you know close to whatever the word is with the words everything green and then cut off that team I'm green I didn't choose it go go on the orange team you orange OS I have teams are we supposed to be we're gonna plate this we're gonna play this one no teams everyone be the GB 200 okay yeah I got it I got the DP 200 I'm ready I'm ready are you yes no there's no room in this circle for all of us and away we go all right so nobody don't eat everybody calls never seen before never seat hey we're supposed to gang up on the guy that doesn't play you know do you talk about me oh no I'm the best at munaruna yeah yes I picture here's that uno picture Oh what you doing why are you driving out like that huh wait was the next one all the way over there got to get in there before at the end of the end of the line thanks to the point I appreciate it drive off I tried to get in over now a get fired it's getting smaller let's be cold outside I'm playing it safe dude you're not going to go so well [Laughter] Wynn will die no he won what are the most cash and watch the citroën one why why would he have one alright that's it everybody gets no gun is this another gta5 but my friends are my enemies again my enemies my enemies are my friend you guys know the drill get the purple [ __ ] what I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry get the purple [ __ ] let's make a pact mean you versus delirious and was a lot more embarrassing you actually get the green guy get the green guy listen if no one wins he went on he wins right now he went the entire game oh [ __ ] out of here that's not how you say sandwich just go to win the other side I don't win against all arts I know that's what I think I can't stand it yes wait yes yes victory you see that strategy CS mataji yeah great strategy dude took a very little loyalty and a lot of betrayal of that skill all right delirious we got a team up all right purple and orange orange whoa what are you doing no you're crazy I won't play 1500 I do love me a little bit of [ __ ] yes so safe right now cuddles bi-metal intense taeju enola I have my methods method like you guys work together I told you all right why you know I've been born for the purple guy this whole time holy [ __ ] Daler still ears I believe in you kill the purple guy yeah the purple guy must die you got the silly one Wow I feel like me sang Baudelaires kill her confuse the game or something okay okay we haven't won yet ran off hasn't won no everybody win clung crowded mighty he's trying to fit in with the winners you saying words a win for being a liar what do you mean you did it I wasn't supposed to die in that plan well move you got this earn your first win delirious you should give them some pointers yeah listen lucky who out just just drive away okay how I would wait you got two wheels I said the server he should have blown over it there oh no you can do it I get it I like to move it oh you want a slower go about to blow to head up we make it well he make it nice triple irony at the time you fight first no good the game plan all along gimme your wins we're not legit the questionable but I'll tell you what I think it's whoever's closest to the circle I don't get it I don't know games broken what a vehicle what about the one that's named after him dr. Elon Musk's baby xa21 which one there's actually really but still me because this one would be good look around in a circle ooh alright nice you don't hit a ramp your dear your scumbag scumbag not a loser was a scumbag at least we know he wasn't a scumbag you used to rock sir you have to use a ramp what are you doing oh [ __ ] I look really cool perfectly I mean yes perfect distraction oh my gosh that was way too fast and died fast even he even owns your name names them after himself writing a dictionary where all the words 20:24 at anything these days yeah that's right then that's why you're ready big unicorn and in your case I learned how to do this from from mu I learned from the Grandmaster don't blame me blame yourself okay I don't know if there's enough time I like how delirious thinks everything like just playing a game is bullying if you don't win this movie wins the entire game it's true do you wanna beat moo moo moo has a daughter anything you ever think about that did you think about that for a second okay what does that mean I don't know what it means a lot I'm supposed to give up so where you're saying you put the care all right hey listen I care but I care about this win more weight that I lost I swear to God whoo I swear to God [ __ ] delirious justice Wow we're gonna end on that note huh because you care about his daughter you're such a nice guy nice guy all right who gives a [ __ ] stop record playing this one yes we're playing this oh my gosh can you stop can complain I'm just surprised I'm not surprised we're going in hard for now we're going into the expert map right away and there's only one winner that can be won why does it say overtime Rumble this is card darts hey guys you gotta flip the coin and see who wins all right we're gonna have a look on a flip of coins here wins actually can't risk losing it by throwing in yeah I'm sure that's what everything when they made that evil my point if you get five points right now you were the champion of champions but number are you going for it I don't know man they're coming in late to try and strategy and stuff out the gate yeah we're trying to strategy yeah the lid start is kind of five is impossible five man how do you let go of your parachute sighting first round I'm gonna land on the five just for you do it you can get one did you get one point no I'm gonna get three not gonna fall into water you know all that water yeah there's got it that's right that's right say damn it again one more time [Music] hard bro what do you you're so far away are you doing [ __ ] laugh how do I killed my car I don't know how to tell my [ __ ] car scrap I don't have a control you [ __ ] [ __ ] Lee rias I won't even get this one I'm not even [ __ ] game whatever so more is so much [ __ ] I'm gonna go for it for fun oh this is not fun that's two points okay we can still win all right know that we have to win that gets these guys oh you know you'll have to just like rubbing my hands together like oh it's my time dude this game on is meant for dog [ __ ] I know you had trouble that first time also larious I could only get one point because it's no fun yeah it was good for us good for us cuz we won oh yeah the other maps you don't have to be a slow clap conserve energy ya know it's four o'clock cause it wasn't that fun Oh a lot of fun we got this okay Karl arias delirious if you owned a hill what would you call it come on mister controller knob you go go the whole [ __ ] shaft huh what hit me right into the fire thank you come on so [ __ ] hard concentrate [ __ ] off oh my gosh I figured out how how I figured out [ __ ] thought for you [ __ ] Oh [Laughter] a champion [Music] [Laughter] told me been late yeah would wonder if he would winner look at that slow clap I got five slow clap conserving energy for the next one oh there's gonna be another one I'm a true car dart athlete everybody ready up let us win you know peace be my friend I'm the smoking cigarette sorry sorry corker this be my friend he's be my friend philosopher philosophy Reyes you guys he's going down that doctor you're sucking it Oh what what did he just say yeah you heard you heard this I'm enraged oh [ __ ] the arms of a Denarius [Music] stop [ __ ] singing your fault please stop singing my gosh man I couldn't think oh oh you tried I saw you there try you got four oh yes there's no way that was a four it wasn't for cheating you're cheating - delirious need a cheater eater beater yes another great line don't go too far you'll blow up before I can see the UAV I'm not a child kill Street look at that we're all doing Rasmus well yeah I learnt about the shift button well I'm going I'm going this way this time to go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah to it to it yeah I go right side you go left side to it - we're not making it home making it I'm not making it no girl what do you think it means let's get five I got four okay oh nice nice not bad okay okay this is the pinnacle of my GTI career is it this is where it all the butter I just have like a lot count what Jesus said oh I got four moon at three no all you have to do is get better than better my video really appreciates a good offseason magic offseason match your offseason that was offseason was never me who's just facts all the time - which is why it's so hard to win now even though we won - you need to take him out take him out tomorrow on a date somewhere anywhere it doesn't matter hi this is a video game this is this is a great offseason game I think it's very competitive you just you're you thinking when you can't you can't be used that with him that's your than an Oakland thing what was on your team yeah he said you say offseason one more time this was get sued no doors Oh see you and hold you and he'll what okay I got four I got four he hit to me he's gonna ruin his life thank you [Music] specially for an offseason game all right Noah I need you to get a five up and leaving you you're the most believed person I know I [Laughter] don't know if you're able to do this one with me I'm kind of really good only two only two only two there we go we're in sync our mind of melting melting together I'm not gonna make this Oh way to pull up I'll get going down [Applause] this is pretty exciting concern from all that slow clapping instead of actually celebrating for the off season I like to celebrate during the offseason and also get a few matches in just keep in shape you know I mean because it's oxygen point man [ __ ] marks all right whatever happened here it was a joy to ride with you yeah I messed up I messed up a mess up did mess up did myself notice this all you off sufficiently seasoned official on season on season on see this that's not a term it's just called this season you know no good no our merch is gonna be a light switch on the on the up yes Clarice he's alright come on piggy what we have to quarantine wash your hands wash your hands wash your hands watch everybody wash your hands voice I'm outside do not go outside okay even it feels great we have to quarantine ah yes what does that mean we cover ourselves on table oh this is oh oh damn we think you're a bird are you this thing ma'am I were you guys that huh oh Jesus get the [ __ ] out of me okay have you got the corona as well no notice I you can't be an error this is the corona house when he cologne is alone toilet paper huh see anything suspicious no just lots of dead people like this guy that's four that's pretty normal it's normal around these parts I didn't worry about it oh [ __ ] we shouldn't be out here this is dangerous if you go inside is dangerous she go inside they are wild kay you're nice and safe now little do you know you're not [ __ ] safe Oh close Dale's oh why she that's a lot I keep bringing the mass oh that should work in Faceman I've got his place rigged full of explosives we're blowing this virus out of the [ __ ] water boys oh [ __ ] stand back I don't know if he's in there man I don't think he's in here anymore no he's being a little [ __ ] no no no no no no I don't know how you survived yeah I know cuz I'm deadly deadlier than what you could put it front he's behind [ __ ] yeah you got 20 seconds Oh Tyler's warm no I'm not I'm out the room really around the corner around the corner wait wait I got an idea is a [ __ ] error for me oh my god oh my god Brock I mean they're not gonna find me there's absolutely zero chance you never know man every law normal is pretty good at finding stuff good job good job great social distancing I heard I heard something weird he's a car rumor beep beep laundry just got easier he's got easier from the roof I see a flashlight up there there's a flashlight my flash point don't do it no glue don't do it don't do it you jumping down here [Music] [Applause] landed right on his YouTube channel [ __ ] you I know you think of it a cushion you get a date yeah I don't know if it will work wait what did you do oh my [ __ ] lord Oh this way this way is better well you're here I can't even see it's ok it's ok trust me I'm here that's that's the stubby legged Terrorizer just shot himself in the water heater room look at this arrow right there I like that heroin error kids hilarious is an area you are a mistake Liris you wearing that mask for protection yes this is my medical meth you know it actually doesn't help you from ass looks great on you error punch holes in it perfect for the apocalypse when your social distancing you get bored so is my penis sanitizer body [ __ ] dig he waxes that [ __ ] 8 times a day the [ __ ] are they they're jumping and moving wherever they are wait a second there I thought they were closed does anybody need a cure talking about clearly a PUD or what didn't go this way damn it did you scoop - I'm the cure you mean with a paper no one not you drink me he's bleach yes you're the cure come cure this lady where's right come on cure disease downstairs guys come down here that's cute here this woman come on I'm cured all right my coming hold on no no you can't see me cure heart got me outside the door right okay no all right we're gonna open it up she's gonna be cured [Laughter] come on would you like some pop-tarts where are you Brian where you Brian all right oh you're in the kitchen welcome floor kitchen okay I'm stuck crouching Lola tell me about that painting on your on your wall behind you oh oh just one for me my granny made granny's an artist no she's not notice she's dead hold on that's my granny Wow that's my granny's be a quarantine Nova be a quarantine panting - Corona yeah this place is crawling with Corona oh my gosh my poor grass all over the floor it's on the ceiling it's in the walls it's everywhere they're so close make your bed get back over here okay oh I hate what you're doing you sleep on your pillow yeah I need to go out and [Music] waste a bit of time Wow you could tell the you know the [ __ ] the turning in his head look at the [ __ ] are turning the [ __ ] are turning in my ass [Laughter] we're facing the right [Applause] Oh Brian no go triple some and die wait a minute Moo come here come upstairs come on snooze look how crazy this is this is the big room and this is where we are we're doing a drug bust today okay did the two known drug lords we're not drug dealers yeah whatever what is this on the front porch what I don't know it's a bench no it looks like it looks like a Christmas tree made out of marijuana what's this oh so you guys got a stack of oregano hello oregano that's a pillow it's a pillow and the trees out fraud what for Christmas we're just late Oh someone has the munchies huh yeah why cuz there's food in the kitchen those honey barbecue listen man this is a drug-free household okay no smoking allowed I was the goddamn Christmas tree in the front that you're talking about that's where you get higher mmm I think he's in this bush how could he be in the yes go get him move move destroy his song oh don't know where he let's get out of here move let's get out of here come on what what you got what you got come to the outside I see you bread this is a drug bust we're here to bust on your drugs what we're here to bust your drugs oh my god okay don't get the lawnmower Terrorizer he's in these bushes all I'm gonna push for you gotta make a push wait where is he huh corny dude you just got it right now he was a corn okay I was waiting for the punch line you gotta keep your ears open delirious yeah that corn go see me [ __ ] yes Oh DC Bob Marley look what parents it's primarily it's my grandfather month where you know wow that's such a Jamaican accent well thanks mom know you were here I'm not on your team let me have an ounce man who's trying to get away what are you oh my god oh my god you know I really hope no one Falls okay with it well it's so unfallen you know straight up coming come to the laundry room okay okay hey hey what [ __ ] corn we're supposed to be getting high and you're a record but then back to the stairs no he got away he's gone oh my god God Wow who's having the greatest clip of his life right now thirty Seconds to find the corn corn he's done computer it's [ __ ] [ __ ] the wrong tree this doors been opened lots of toilet paper on the ground the toilet itself has been broken God what nothing that is the type of person that likes to stay far away from people into the very last no no no no that's not how that's not how I do that is how you do are you in the flowers thank you that you think you're the greatest superhero in this map huh huh right now I'm currently the only superhero in this map yeah you think you're [ __ ] superhero look for this yeah over here where are you it's a little superhero yeah it's from the room that I was in that Moochie movement at the time you open the door huh I was a superhero the greatest superhero on this entire map you were that maybe just standing there no you want to be there you go voice you wanna sit down and smoke a pipe three seconds left yes he's jealous he was just like in his head he was like I can't let that superhero be better than okay holy [ __ ] you know you could become that what did he become I said I said too much I'm a deadly ass never mind lef not gonna work second parts right for sure that gonna work Corona he returned to the scene of the crime are you guys whispering I don't even know what I am and I can relate to that he's like looking at his hands what the hell where'd you get that oh I did it again what do you do what do you do doesn't look like he's in the garage maybe he went upstairs wait a second Brian that's two toilets did you install bidet the kitchen look at the kitchen I'm looking in the kitchen [ __ ] you oh my god [Music] [Music] the door was open that's where are you I don't know about this one I don't know about this what I don't know if this belongs here but yeah that's where you put that yeah of course of course of course he turned to Bain can I have a clue you were born in the garage beside the TV I mean whoa never said no TV I was sitting down smoking some weed marijuana yeah good to see you thank you think they're in there I don't know yes you know I lost him oh no I swear if you survive are you inhaling spray paint spray paint well you said that you were beside the TV I didn't even you turned into the Grinch good looked it's good look Teresa I think oh thank you so they can find it he's [ __ ] upstairs dude I got a grenade I got a grenade yeah good luck we have 15 seconds get it done you gotta use it you gotta use it was on the railing right there oh are you inhaling the spray paint by the TV yes - thank you table how much help does he have I got infinite this is blood imaginable hell I can never be oh my god I actually teleport all right back ooh let's do this just talking to yourself you have a teammate and you're talking to yourself [Laughter] how do you feel Moo your friend code yeah you just flew in see I got some piss on this island I need your help take it out okay yeah yeah coming from a raccoon okay come up here get these bills but let me go a third person they went oh oh yeah see ya there's no telling where they go see what they are a person where's the other person there is so many props no glue where you at I'm just chilling out man enjoying delirious is beautiful island yeah yeah if you find any and any fossils those are just the dead bodies not buried yesterday yeah yeah don't don't dig them up very what you buried them yes I don't see any any fossil ass and their mic is going are you [Laughter] [Laughter] when he came into the store the first time I feel like there's a lot to do anything fun to do hon come back here Jesus got a flashlight on got my shotgun now and I'm ready to shoot the rock you you should get that one you're really good upon beetles I wonder what we are beat those are you old on guys here's an even better band that we can bring back Oh what yes yes Rolling Stones yeah yeah yeah I don't know where they could be right now I think they're at the back end of the island they have to be the ones you have they not check the trees delirious is that me please oh yeah you throw me actually in the trees probably actually up there in the trees check the trees man get in the trees what is going on here no good could they be the trees could be the trees nicely done I could tell you choose a hotel my shoes you got these ones there's a bluefish can you do me really are desperate huh tiniest he found a tiny object so that that requires SMG grenades I can't see [ __ ] boys quickly turn into the tree [Laughter] giant stone hinges with it yes fixed fix their yard that's appropriate size are you are you a fishing rod my Chan I'm average very much we know how do you know like just here you can hear him walking into grass over here I heard you was told you as I ran the opposite direction yeah were you wearing yet you can't even read this island this either has too many weeds on it bro we'd waste Rooney's flowers grow grow weed right on why am i shooting these flowers you ask yeah why would you shoot the flowers because I saw a flower moving when I spawned up here Wow oh come on dude the bad charity where you go where to go where you going again in the water is in the water carries I'm sure she has not set us how do you feel oh dear you this hole oh my god no glove why your face you're so bloody thing the left or the right I'll kill somebody you should kill somebody eat them maybe that's right you wise an animal oh look at this store what is the boys a bit linear Oh Evan will sit in the chairs and look out there near that guy oh my god that's my head oh cool facing this object here a lot they're giving clues we're not listening okay oh not good not good I look for something that's not good they won't notice you won't know it is I know it's not good but they won't know maybe they won't notice that an orgy again [Music] flippin [ __ ] I don't know only because you caught me and I want to play the damn game ever go read the far side up Emily for a child I know I know there's a cherry around here I know I think those watching from a baby yeah moves oh he move always knows I don't know why yeah I'm so good at this game when the nose nose the nose he just knows yeah who do you know do you know Moo you know America America man I'd see her move you like some yeah Statue of Liberty never I would never see Statue of Liberty things now that is really Patriot though you know the eagle it isn't necessary to do all right [ __ ] help the mirrors what what did I see something no moving yourself away Brian do you wanna maybe like check check you know right no no no like over there don't really not see me boy solving where you go where you go not that one I swear like greenheck its way it's probably not green hat anymore did you not see the green head jump out us Brian no nothing is in there anymore but it was a wear beetle shoot you all right we're good I think we I think we look fine you definitely look really good actually where you're at yeah yo all right look for something that doesn't look good Oh hit their fishing rods shooting saw him cherry for that you [ __ ] like fruit berries go in there and blow that [ __ ] up oh yeah water is going down the stream no no they they lock you they don't know you're at you gonna taste this fruit oh yes a nice sauce oh nice from someone's pacifier no I'm enjoying this thank you you're so nice you're so kind it's very peaceful you know to go from a hail of bullets to this it's like aa team out of here tomorrow you know I mean Oakland is trying to get spare parts for this guy that stuck on the island was that mean that what oh oh you talking about Gulliver bird bird yeah which birds he doesn't know if you keep moving you don't jump anymore oh so he's just running along the riverbed you feel proud of that Brian no oh great killed half my videos the game crashed cool all right guys nope I'm coming on to your Island to sell my turnips oh yeah yeah go ahead Dan what are you puttin 50 barrels per turtle be Belle's Island we can't leave until you perish putting up with a game loser can't stand to see me guess his spot he leaves the game everything you know what's up guys I just want to let you know that this video is sponsored by war thunder so if you guys are not aware war thunder is a military vehicle combat game and it's free to play on PC ps4 and Xbox one with cross-platform playability and you could play a ton of different vehicles such as tanks planes and ships helicopters from the 1930s all the way to the 1990s and in the game you can invite your friends for massive battles on over 80 major battlefields or you could try out there three different game modes which is arcade for quick combat realistic for tactical encounters or simulator for awesome realistic combat and currently there's over 20 million players so you'll be able to enjoy endless gameplay so please check it out the link to the game will be in the description below and if you use that specific link you're gonna get a free in-game tank plane or ship and a three-day account boost anyways again thank you war thunder for sponsoring this video and hope you guys enjoy the rest of this video do you think you are going in blow anyone yeah come in come in here I'm still in you come in here go in there just blow oh no come in here no way he got out especially with your eagle eyes watching there's no way Lou is just gonna wait 2 minutes and 20 seconds I'm gonna do a way to find out oh yeah it's tripping me out hey Sam I don't don't see ya he probably does he probably does [Music] there are things in the corner things in the corner go keep trying keep trying keep trying but it's not working it's okay it's okay it's a key oh that's see that's that you ragequit don't know what you are oh [ __ ] I'm gonna do that god this pop - nice party huh - what are they all very funny very cool wait a minute I saw something I saw like a sack of something sack of [ __ ] sack you saw yourself in the mirror oh oh so they're being mean I was just being funny I swear there's a sec [ __ ] around here you come in a bit hello I really wish you would get the person to create recreate this game mode and take out what you see no that's part of the fun I like I like how its imperfect the only thing you know that was me no no no artistic integrity which one of these would you buy which one I mean I would probably choose the beetle okay what about this that one ball over here over here I'll definitely the socks the socks look nice having a terrorist yeah they look like gummy socks like you eat them Oh what about over here which color which why are we doing this why are we doing this why are we doing this Noah where's this going whoa know what to get you this is cool why does it have to be out of these items it's okay I don't want to see any animals crossing me today better not cross me yeah no this is your Island huh this is your Island and III live here on your Island oh well welcome welcome me show you your tent I'll show you were you like in ogla hey no good yeah as far as far are your honors health the lures no I'm building a house I picked the one that I wanted to be okay I mean in my mind oh I mean I'm watching a store he's watching it makes you think that can I tell them yeah go ahead what do you think is on the sign he's not to beat on the side you sure yeah I'm positive who's gonna join me in the story you guys should come to the store you're not in the [ __ ] store I should join me in the Snyder being a difference on with the boxes in the dead body boxes no he's not in there he's trying to get on come on man I'm in the store oh you can't be a transfer I know you want to be a tarantula can't be one let me check nope are you trying to hide behind me let me check take your pants off come out with your pants off and we can end this peacefully bring 13 Jordans gonna blow - placed in you no no wouldn't that cause mine or you act own panic no one cares shoot that I'll shoot that I'll shoot that one I'll shoot that one that one that one behind I don't know you're the backup he was supposed to know a bridge went across the bridge maybe he's in the water that in the water gonna be found it's most broken I'm gonna crash myself [Applause] don't shoot the Tiki God oh this is going this is going great what do you guys think you're doing it's alright no glue listen we got a we got a bail heist moose knuckle early-bird where are you guys that's kind of the objective and come back come on yeah oh yeah they're in a building that we haven't really been in yet I think are you guys in Tom notes building I got a spot notice no I'm mad you sure yeah they have plenty of time nante a time oh he can't get don't let him get out he's gone [Music] we just exterminated that would be two bags please two bags are your bones you seem like someone that would hide with your friends yeah they're in the back of the mat how do you know we're both there huh I hear them walking around what I don't hear anything what's this volume I hear them walking [ __ ] only problem is is I don't know where yeah yeah yeah did you call him a panty I don't know where they are anymore wait a minute the green ones I think I think one of their kicks near kicks or inky near kicks I think he's not of this he's not in Kitty did you want to buy a hat there's n cakes I got I got a pair of sunglasses with your name on it whoa I got some blue pants on brand you know I'm saying some blue jeans over here I'm pinging them there's some boots with me paint get him he's crying cracked I'm in the store and what a [ __ ] yeah good luck you want a new kick go ahead you go ahead and see what happened I don't wanna get too happy to see what happens right take a seat they hide in the shoes right [Music]

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Id: kH7mKnZag_4

Length: 138min 56sec (8336 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 05 2020