Vampire Survivors is back but my save isn't (Vampire Survivors)

hey guys welcome back to October whereas I like to call it scaretober it's the month where I only play scary games we're getting it started right on time it's October the 25th today playing a little bit of a spooky game here this is vampire survivors I don't know a lot about it but it's like I like vampires I like survival horror so I'm just kidding I played a lot of this now that we're on 1.0 I guess I gotta unlock all this stuff all over again I've only got Antonio dude they changed the music for real it you can't have a Dracula game without having whatever that instrument is in the background I think it's an organ for all I know this game has no vampires um wrong that's where you're wrong let me level my whip so by the way I completely forgot how to play like vampire survivors um so I'm just gonna like walk around I'll probably make some mistakes uh also like when I played this um you know the first few times I've got 18 hours in this game just for the record nobody knew what was happening I wasn't the first person to ever play it I stole the idea to play it from splatter cat um but now this has become with the Advent of the steam deck and the rise of the so-called Auto Battlers this has become one of like the most played games of the year uh by the entire world on Steam so I'm uh I'm way behind the curve but I'm gonna try I'm gonna try you know what I'll give me an extra whip here [Music] the rise of Auto Battlers well listen I know TFT like used to be popular or whatever but I mean like Auto Battlers that like normies can play without having to like read a textbook before they play it and then make posts on like r slash TFT that's like hey I've played the 200 hours of this I'm wondering like when the fun starts and there then the posts are like you fool you absolute idiot didn't you read the handbook the fun never starts that's where you're wrong kiddo look at that we got level four whip already is that good we'll never know hey I've never seen armor before reduces incoming damage by one increases retaliatory damage by ten percent let me get an ax whips kind of stinky actually okay well you know what good to know I gotta say this feels really slow in a good way after brotato where stuff is just so freaking fast and I gotta remember what makes all the all the nightmare combos too I don't recall let me get better ax you also used to play on faster mode oh yeah before my save got wiped for some reason before I got vac banned from Vampire survivors for being too good whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on I'm in trouble we're only two minutes in here get away from you stinky bats bro I'm gonna die I can't sneak right by them as well as I used to all you gotta do is survive it's not that easy like my dude's so slow like honestly I mean I I haven't seen someone um be this um I haven't seen this guy he's uh so slow he must work for the government you know what I mean like it's like for real dude but like but like for real hold on let me get spinach I would like a raw damage increase got him owned owned owns my friends without kids trying to come up with a joke be like yeah it sounds like the government true true it's because you're not saying I'm gonna sneak up behind you real quick that's not what you say I'm just gonna sneak by you it's gonna sneak up behind you it's like a scary that's like what the the Zodiac Killer does I was gonna sneak right by you I'm not gonna sneak up behind you I honestly I have very loud footfalls combination of my idiopathic toe walking combined with the my podcast volume being cranked combined with wearing blood Stones everywhere you'll hear me coming isn't toe walking quiet I think that's honestly a myth pushed by the um by like the the Zorro brands I don't think it's any quieter than than walking heel toe honestly it's very sneaky I mean you're literally like you're you're to explaining right now I've been walking on my toes for like 32 years it's loud as hell but honestly I also just have like I got big feet and big legs so I think it's just uh I mean I think it's just what do you want me to say what do you want me to say I think it's an anatomical property by the way I had like I know I kind of had this conversation before maybe like I like the mall because I don't go to the mall very often but I was talking about it with Kate we went to Loki Town Center this weekend um we we did a little Halloween scavenger hunt we took some photos we got a goodie bag for our daughters she had a great time she got to ride around in like one of those little shopping carts that's also a car with like a fake steering wheel and on stuff stuff like that it was it was a great time let me get the magic wand here um I had a great time at the mall when I tweeted I was at the mall surprising amount of people were like oh no like malls are where like culture goes to die yeah but it's like there's every store you could possibly want Under One Roof it's like if they made the internet into a real place I I had a good time I bought some socks and I bought some shorts me and my family went to the food court and we got food from three different restaurants like that's that's unusual man my wife went to the Thai Express my baby got a kid's meal from a w and I ate um half of a piri Perry chicken from a Nando's knockoff three different restaurants for the price of six no it was like three different restaurants for like the price of two it was like uh the food core is not that pricey by restaurant standards thought it was a good time I got a Jugo Juice as well although they did cop some attitude I didn't want to like uh look I'm not trying to make anybody have like the worst day of their life at the job or whatever but um my wife wanted a small mango Madness juice so I said hey can I get a small mango Madness and a small peanut butter and chocolate she came back at me in like half a second and she said uh we don't make peanut butter and chocolate in a small what I said was oh I'll take a large then but what I thought in my head was I don't know if you're familiar with physics but I'm pretty sure you need to make a small in order to be able to make a large in the first place like you have to pass by the amount of the the volume of juice for a small in order to get to the volume of juice for a large but I thought you know I was like I'm out of town I already feel like I'm out here in low heat people are looking at me they're like he's not from around here if some stuff goes down they're gonna I'm gonna be the first human sacrifice so I said oh you know what I'll just take a large foreign I'm not even listening to the bit the game is brain rot what are you talking about you don't like walking around this is just like this is me at the grocery store every day everybody oh they go to the grocery store they don't know what to buy oh they go like into the fruit section they pick up a tangelo and they're like did I want a tangelo why don't you figure it out before you come to the grocery store like they stocked the same not to be rude but you guys aren't you don't know tangelos maybe they haven't made it out there yet they only recently made it here I feel like I'm losing [Laughter] maybe not I don't know you are I don't know I got spinach spinach's pretty good right can I also tell you with with and this is not meant to be disrespectful it's just meant to be funny when I tweeted I'm at the mall um somebody replied is my streamer at the world famous Mall of America you're gonna find this next part hard to believe I swear to you it's true though uh I then checked my email I received a an email from a influencer management Studio that said hey just saw on Twitter that you might be in the Mall of America just wanted you to know if you're interested in coming by for a tour we'd love to have you you guys got me in trouble I had to respond to an email and be like no many people who follow me are being willfully facetious [Laughter] your gaslighting people in the into believing things that are not true I did I respected the hustle no doubt about it but I was also like no disrespect to the Mall of America but that is in like Bloomington you really think if I'm if I'm gonna debase Myself by going to Minnesota I'm not going to be in the Twin Cities you think I'm gonna go to Bloomington I'm not gonna be bumming around Minneapolis-St Paul [Music] It's On the Border yeah but I do listen I'm not leaving Minneapolis Saint Paul the twin you know cultural hotbeds of Minnesota they go to a big mall in in Bloomington foreign it's got one of those little roller coasters listen if I was gonna go to a big mall I would go to the West Edmonton Mall which people don't they they instinctively just assume that the Mall of America is bigger but it's not the West Edmonton Mall is bigger than the Mall of America if my whole you know raison d'etra is to go to a big mall I don't even need to cross an international border and like be condescended to by somebody who works for the U.S government okay I can literally just like fly one Province over it also has a roller coaster in it it also has a water park in it it has an ice rink I'm gonna die I am going to pass away let me out there's a chicken right in front of you okay you're right I see it man I gotta say Halloween music definitely one of my favorite genres of music I like when when in every Halloween song there's a part that goes that's what it's all about right there people will be like why oh I don't listen to Halloween music it all sounds the same okay and yet you listen to EDM all right I'm dead that's a bad start I have destroyed 20 light sources though and thus unlock the fire one bad start bad start run me back no I'm not gonna run the casino because people there would have been like oh I got a bet on a victory and then I would have gotten destroyed and then they would have been mad okay give me give me Imelda I don't think I have fast mode unlocked yet yeah we gotta get all those like passive upgrades first let me get some King Bibble you gotta relax I shouldn't even be at work today I'm sick everybody's like oh you shouldn't come into work if you're sick and then like my streamer gets sick and they're like where were you yesterday it's crazy man doesn't make any damn sense I worked three full days with kovid listen I'm not gonna like condescend you I'm not gonna say stop that I bet you were like kind of forced into it if you weren't forced into would stop that but like we're like we're all screw in each other though right if nobody if people aren't going into work when they're sick then how the hell did I get sick someone was going someplace that they shouldn't have been going to or sending their kid to something they shouldn't have been going to then their kid gets my kid sick then my kid gets me sick I We Didn't Start the Fire okay [Music] it's sick all the way up you went to the mall when I went to the mall I wasn't sick it was like two hours after I got back from the mall that was like wow I feel like after I came back after I got the the high of the food court wore off I was like man I feel like garbage first I was just like oh I'm really tired my logical brain was like you're probably getting sick I was like No just because like um my baby had been fighting off an illness for a month no that's probably not sick it's probably I'm just probably really tired hey Dex was taken one two three thanks for the gifted subscriptions thank you did you know you're contagious for approximately 24 hours before you show symptoms honestly I mean is that famous quote right what's rhinovirus's most famous trick convincing the world it didn't exist [Music] we made that joke you know it wasn't a funny time but we made that joke during covid I was like you know you could catch covet and be asymptomatic but contagious for like two weeks so the only people I better see outside are some of you who are blowing your nose and coughing 24 7. if you're if you think you're not sick you better be staying inside you're probably asymptomatic and contagious I only want to see people who have bright red noses who are coughing a lung out because then at least you're probably past the contagious period crown no no no go King Bible did they make the game harder it's a harder game no they made it easier okay it's just because you don't have the power-ups okay I'm not stressing it's just because I don't have the power-ups so I feel like you I was I mean I almost just died right there I feel like usually I wasn't getting this destroyed this early you're always stoned I'm literally like never stoned hi people my friends who are always high without kids be like how high were you I was Zero High I've probably consumed less cannabis in my life than the median cannabis user in chat consumes on a weekly basis I see you guys on Twitter check it out just got back from the dispensary it I I just bought an edible it's ones that it's a Sour Patch Kid that's this tall it has two grams of pure THC in it the suggested serving size is one molecule I'm gonna eat the whole thing and watch the good place I'm not living that lifestyle okay I'm like oh I shouldn't have eaten that second scoop of ice cream my tummy feels a little weird I need the attractor man I can't be getting too close to these enemies what is the attract orb um what is it synergize with if we live long enough for that to be relevant I'm going to say that's probably not that relevant right now Santa water okay thank you thank you Santa water [Music] okay but the dispensary is 10 off for UBC students what about SFU students this seems a little elitist only UBC students what's wrong with this have you oh I'm dead [Laughter] foreign dude this is hard this is a hard game it could be Janeiro what the heck my screen disappeared I don't have a mouse pointer anymore oh there we go it's back is knife good yeah I'm on a fresh save I thought that they deleted my save when 1.0 came out but apparently I just deleted my own save somehow I don't know how that happened honestly no knife is the worst by far all right well looks like I gotta I gotta go read uh Icy Veins let me get uh magic wand I like the knife Josh I'm a little jealous of your lifestyle I'm not joking those tweets on the weekend made me very jealous woke up early got a pork shoulder on the on the grill sit there having a couple uh iron cities in a lawn chair while you just watch like delicious smelly smelling smoke rise from the the hopper and then we pulled it out it looked delicious looked fantastic a lot of my weekends hey honey what do you want for dinner chocolate egg okay listen be reasonable you can't have a chocolate egg for dinner plus you already had one for lunch what do you want for uh what do you want for dinner pasta no no I don't want pasta pizza no yuck I don't like pizza okay let's not be ridiculous let's not say things we can't take back what about a sandwich hmm okay I'll have a sandwich slice up some Sour though get a get a mixture of Swiss cheese and cheddar cheese butter the bread make a beautiful grilled cheese in a pan slice it up into non-chokeable pieces put it on her plate soon as I put it on our plate [Music] what do you mean no you told me you wanted a sandwich what do you want to eat chocolate egg we went over this you can't eat a you can't have a chocolate egg for for dinner time's like it's a bit of an ordeal right now it also drives me crazy because like every time I pick her up from daycare the daycare provider is like she ate really well and I'm like oh what did she eat today she's only I'm not saying it's weird food okay it's stuff that you would not expect a toddler who like only wants to eat quesadillas and and cookies to be into I'm like what'd she eat today daycare is like bean soup and I'm like okay maybe she loves soup make her some soup at home she's like yucky I don't like soup you know what I realized is at there should be a service there should be like a toddler uh trading service that you can do at dinner time when a toddler is with their parents they feel comfortable acting out so they're like I don't want this I don't want I don't want to throw it across the room when they're with kind of like a stranger or not a stranger but like somebody who's not their parents they're a little scared that's like deep in the cerebellum is like this person I don't really know is controlling my destiny so they get served some food so they eat it because they don't want to make an enemy of their who the person who might be their jail Warden right now so that's why I gotta find a neighbor with a toddler and then at dinner time we swap kids and we both feed our kids like some chicken rice and broccoli or something like that and then we swap kids back right after that you have the healthiest kids of all time it I'm seeing so many people saying this is a genius idea I mean I'm not even messing with you it actually is like I'm not saying it's a good idea like especially from a business standpoint but it would solve the dinner time problem for sure at least for a bit anyway would love to know your thoughts on this foreign if you don't let your kid be picky they won't be picky my friends without kids be like I mean we now I mean I I run a pretty hard line stance at least when it comes to food we do have like a good cop bad cop thing Kate's a little bit more lenient I'm a little bit more like steadfast because I look at it at a child is like the opportunity to like um you know right the wrongs of my own food preferences that were baked in when I was her age right so like when she's like it's 8 15 a.m and she's like I want a chocolate chip cookie I'm like are you crazy it's 8 15 a.m you can't have a chocolate chip cookie here's a protein bar and you know what she's kind of into the protein bar you just got to remove the the option of the cookie but dinner time has been the real ordeal Kate makes her some delicious pasta it's got a lot of nutrition in it's got fresh vegetables it's got herbs she's like no I don't like pasta oh really because you ate it uh yesterday and the day before that and for like you know I don't know like the last 11 months straight that is all you wanted for every meal so you could have fooled me she wants variety no she doesn't she asks for the same cookie every day I don't know advice unless you are a parent or a drill sergeant that's all I want right now okay if you're literally just like well I was a kid so I know what it's like shut up you you don't know what it's like because you were on the other side of the damn glass you're right I got to start making a run lapse I gotta become Denzel Washington from Remember The Titans you can eat a cookie then you gotta run a mile if you eat a jelly bean you run a mile if you eat a chocolate bar I'm gonna wipe your mouth with a wet wipe and then you're gonna run a mile okay be real with me Chad how's armor is it relevant it's bad okay does Crown synergize with something Crown is good Crown doesn't synergize with anything but it's good oh it synergizes with crown there's synergizes with pentagram okay but you don't have pentagram unlocked but it's still good okay I'll take your advice on that one sure why not I'm not West Coast enough to have to ask my daughter what she wants for dinner I just send her out to look after the calves damn bro that's crazy are you still paying for like internet by the minute or whatever and you're wasting it on inane nonsense like that isn't your ISP going to be pissed aren't you gonna get like an overage charge foreign oh wait I'm the greatest player of all time my family is a generational AOL plan I'm still paying that uh unlimited internet access also known as 40 hours a month look at that it's well balanced this is how he treats advice what was the advice buy a farm [Laughter] it's not practical have you seen interest rates lately who do you think I am Stanley drunken Miller get me out of here Old MacDonald did it that's true dude I gotta figure out what age I'm gonna break the news to my daughter that um the wheels on the bus is not my favorite song like sometimes she says dad play my favorite song I play Under the Sea by the way I don't know if people are aware of this apparently there was a live action musical like a stage Musical um of under the sea that stars Shaggy as Sebastian the crab uh and one time on shuffle his rendition of under the sea came on it's however bad you're expecting that it could be it's ten times worse it sounds like Shaggy he's like straining with every word the seaweed is always greener it's like he's he goes it it doesn't seem like he's capable of singing the whole song um it's it's absolutely horrendous it's kind of fun though um regardless I always play Under the Sea when she says play my favorite song then she says play daddy's favorite song and she wants it to be Wheels on the Bus as Someday I'm gonna I'm gonna have to play her close to the edge by yes and uh breadcrumb Trail by slint Super Bass by Nicki Minaj it's gonna break her heart when she finds out my favorite song is actually like some 19 year old kid from Kentucky singing about uh taking a fortune teller on a roller coaster I'm alive at seven and a half minutes I can't believe it help me help me what about red barchetta it's a great song Josh but honestly the older I get the less it's my favorite Rush song Just because the song makes too much sense the older I get the more I get into the rush songs that are just complete I mean lunacy I've been listening to a lot of 21 12. which again is uh a 26 minute long song about finding a guitar so powerful God won't let you play it doesn't make any damn sense at all and it's it's amazing looks like mundane things so forgive the you know mid-2000s they're a term here but so epic but like I'm pretty sure um roundabout is just a song about like riding your bike in the suburbs or something and then and you uni is about like losing your car keys and then the the feeling of like pure thrill you get when you when you find your car keys now that you'll find out that you're home seasons will pass you by e anyway XP sure someone one person said XP I'm like sure let's send it what subdivision's about subdivisions is about non-conformity you think I don't you think I don't get Rush listen I know like a lot of people that listen to music have not read a single book I've read like a dozen books I'm pretty media literate okay I'm able to interpret a lot of things in the shopping malls in the dining house comfortably cast out I think I don't I don't know that red barchetta's about a car Cinderella Man is about Mr Deeds Eyes Wide Open hot undefended innocent Sun varnished I forget what he says untarnish probably what is Free Will about I think it's about um not giving up uh your autonomy in life to either a higher power but not just religion it could also just be you know like a central tentative like a school of thought like a philosophy or a cult or something the trees don't be weird brother the trees is just about trees that's just a song about um that's just a song about the damn forest and the kind like like the the funny thing about that song is like whoa what if the trees were real what this book what will y'all know that General Custer died in the Battle of Little Bighorn but what this book presupposes is maybe he didn't last night Justin kept getting Led Zeppelin and Def Leppard confused listen I I'm not like into Led Zeppelin at all but that is madness like Led Zeppelin is one of the most important rock bands of the 70s and Def Leppard is just sort of like no disrespect the Def Leppard fans but Def Leppard is kind of like you know they're playing like your county fair or something like that let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out time to die that's me dying to be fair it was my fault because I thought Soundgarden and Savage Garden were the same thing are you guys insane foreign you thought sound garden and Savage Garden were the same thing I would like to raise my move speed I would like to raise you know what sure let me recover some health too we got oh man this is expensive man sure let me get some more health all right maybe now we got a chance take me back as Antonio here oh two stages dude there's so many stages look at that we gotta go to the Mad Forest though I'm pretty sure like that's Prague is so funny like I've seen all good people I'm pretty sure it's about making friends at the chess club move me on to any black Square take me anytime you want don't surround yourself with yourself like it's then meanwhile like the shittiest rock songs of all time are like it's about the Crimean War you know our song Radioactive is about um it's about the Crimea War take the cross please okay go ahead then the most beautiful songs of all time are like I was eating cereal and there was like a little milk in it and then I thought wow this is this could be a song the song is called milk cereal it's called cereal in the milk it spawned an entire new genre of music our guitarist had to get uh prosthetic fingers he wore them down to the damn Nubs trying to play the guitar solo live sorry foreign just tell me what to take garlic okay thank you start to get creative later look this is day one of class I'm learning to play Hot Cross Buns don't ask me to compose my own Symphony [Music] LL Cool J has a song called milky cereal hello cool Jay's got some funny songs deepest bluest my hat is like a shark's fin he is the craziest verse on um Flava in Your Ear remix I love to bring the drama you say like I sucked off a tuna and a piranha or something I know what I just said sounds like Madness but he had that's actually pretty close to what he says I'm down to bring the drama electrocuted Barracuda tongue kissed a piranha something like that yeah bars bars bars Hollow heart goes with whip so we take Hollow heart and then make your cross even better oh man it's a vegetable build true true what about what are your thoughts on semen staining the mountaintops I don't have any but I like when he says it I may not agree with you Jeff Mangum but I'll defend to the death you're right to say it I'll tell you though that guy was definitely like on weed when he made that song foreign it's one of the reasons like the Beatles are so funny Paul McCartney smoking weed be like Golden Slumbers fill your eyes John Lennon on weed be like I want you so bad it's driving me mad it's driving me George Harrison on weed be like turn off the old mind relax and Float Downstream and then Ringo Starr on weed be like we would be so happy you and me in an Octopus's Garden Under the Sea I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus's Garden with you what a guy it does go kind of hard though it's the best Ringo song in my opinion he was just there for a good time it Ringo's the rare uh musician who was there for both a good time and a long time like he's up there for one of the two longest times right now that's inspiring man take a whip again I love Ringo I wish she was real that's I didn't watch all of get back because like let's be honest that was like long as hell although I was loving every second of it but there was just like too much to love honestly but it love in um get back is basically George Harrison Paul McCartney and John Lennon All clearly being in love with each other but also the friction that comes with that sort of familiarity that they had and all wanting to go in like their own Direction but feeling uh you know hemmed in by the constraints of this rock band and then Ringo being like I I understand why everyone can't just get along [Music] he's just the only person who never misses a session is Ringo and then they'll just it sometimes it's just like Ringo and one other guy and he's like I'll play the guitar on this one and they're just they're just like hanging out they're just enjoying life it's kind of inspiring honestly I would like to move faster Ringo the Ringo would be in the dream blunt rotation for sure I'm gonna say Ringo um former un Secretary General ban ki-moon the Silver Surfer and maybe like the the sugar bear the the the cereal mascot not the not Honey Boo Boo's stepdad definitely not Honey Boo Boos take the whip here a little bit nightmare blood rotation yeah I would definitely say like um Ann Coulter would certainly be in there maybe uh Tanya from that one season of 90 Day Fiance yeah I definitely don't want Kanye West in the in the blunt rotation that sounds like nightmare blood rotation just you and Kanye yeah that that is I would be I would be too high and too low at the same time you're absolutely right that's that's what they meant when they said I get up I get down dream blunt rotation I don't know yeah probably I would say um Paul Ryan the guy from uh seeking Sister Wives on TLC polarizer yeah all the Pauls Paul Riser Paul Revere Paul Ryan which NHL star I don't know dude I've been laughing at it so the Canucks still have not won a game but at this point it's actually just I've already given up on the season it's now I just hope they lose for the rest of the year honestly but on the home opener on Saturday um a couple people threw their Jersey on the ice and they interviewed the captain Bo Horvat he said a couple of years ago someone threw my jersey on the ice it's a feeling that never leaves you I'll remember it for the rest of my life someone asked our highest paid player JT Miller how he felt about it he said if people want to come to the game waste their money and throw their on the ice why do I care [Laughter] I was laughing so hard like you know he's not wrong oh hello cold outside today oh my God tea is amazing amazing yeah chilly out today we didn't have much of an Autumn this year huh I don't know what she said on the way out honestly it has been funny though like the fans are revolting in Vancouver right now and I'm not just talking about their behavior at the games which is normally revolting I'm talking about like they are participating in a Revolt right now but like people who make like insane posts that are like Nothing's Gonna Change until you stop buying tickets and going to the games we need to force the owner to sell the team and I'm like buddy I'm just I'm literally just a guy I don't know I don't know how much power you think I got but I'm just I'm literally just a dude so I'm gonna like keep going to the games because we already paid for our quarter season tickets in a lump sum like a damn fool man like a damn idiot we should have gone on the payment plan and then lied to ticket services and said we moved or something like that they might have given us a little refund but I'm oh no oh no can I get some help on this one Chad candelabra thank you thank you and also I get like people take it very seriously and I guess I've been there at times but like at the same time I'm like you gotta remember at the end of the day it's also like just entertainment like I'm gonna go to the games I'm gonna take my wife and kids to the game and then you know realistically we're probably gonna lose like five two and then I'll like go home and I don't know eat some toast or something kids I would be honest with you I was thinking of the Damon Wayans show My Wife and Kids you're making a reference to uh According to Jim we've got to go more damage I don't have to walk faster if I can just walk better do you eat toast at all times of day I could I could I don't but I could foreign this is going to be a new PB in terms of survival for sure I just I don't know I guess like it doesn't really matter but I hate being villainized for like you know going to see an entertainment property because somebody's sitting at home in like Nelson BC is like you guys gotta stop supporting this guy with your money so he sells the team it's like brother I'm just it's a Tuesday it's a Tuesday in November man I'm gonna I'm gonna go see Canucks versus devils and if we lose I'll just you know fall asleep soundly an hour later because I'm not an insane person [Music] it's not that big of a deal are you meant to just stand on enemies taking damage in this game hey macros are you meant to um are you meant to have the greatest Sportsman in your country's history Ian Thorpe the the thorpedo um be like really good at swimming in the year 2000 in the Sydney Olympics and then immediately be completely overshadowed by Michael Phelps who is the greatest Australian Sports person right now I'm trying to think Michael Phelps please don't kill me I've I've been through so much here Steve Irwin God I wish ever tell you this story about how it was I found out Steve Irwin died it was move-in day for my first year in University a bunch of people were hanging out in our room one lady busts out her laptop she goes oh Steve Irwin died it was already an emotionally let me out it was already an emotionally vulnerable moment for everybody involved and then I was like what the hell this lady's got a laptop are we all supposed to have laptops all I've got is these five star notebooks I didn't know everyone was gonna have a laptop I thought that was like a Legally Blonde sort of thing now she's got a laptop am I forever going to be behind in college because I don't have a laptop on the first day you got to get some chicken you're right I gotta bust this lamp get a chicken chicken I gotta bust this oh garlic meat I can't really talk for a second I'm sorry don't worry I'm regening 0.1 percent of my HP every 500 million seconds hey hey hey hey hey hey just chill Jill Jill cross I need to find a lamp I can't believe I'm still alive that's gonna change bro the Mantis bro the Mantis yo yo yo they're closing me in [Music] oh 12 minutes before the end of today's stream we're gonna get this man we're gonna get this power me up please we have 400 I can't afford man I can't afford anything lasting for 12 minutes ain't that bad it isn't a video game supposed to be a power fantasy her name was Imelda Josh what's that line her name was Imelda I'll never forget the first thing she said to me she said um you've got weasels on your face that's when I knew it was true love it wasn't long before we ate together we bathed together we even shared the same piece of mint flavored dental floss the world was our burrito until one fateful night in bed she looked at me and said honey do you want to join the Columbia record Club I said whoa baby hold on I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment so we broke up and I never saw her again but that's just the way things go see I'm a bit of an owl head what can I say yeah in many ways I don't want to go off on a rant here but does anyone else think that Albuquerque is just Forrest Gump for a gen Z audience I'm gonna need some help here I need some help um [Music] Bible Bible Bible Bible Bible Bible Bible is good okay I mean it is personal it's your personal opinion the good book Oh you mean um I'm uh I I'm an r slash atheism mod so when people say the good book to me I say and get this one you ready you can try this out for yourself if you're interested I say Oh you mean Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck oh man you should see my mom's face when oh she's so owned not the you owned her so true hey be dead I need a dead Ruby hey I need that Ruby I need that Ruby please I just need to go up there I I earned a ruby I just need to go up there and pick it up do you have any bear claws wait a minute I'll go check no we're out of bear claws does tome synergize with anything we already have yes thank you that's all I need there's a lot to learn in this game foreign in the game okay say no more Tom is the actual good book Oh you mean the selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins bro I'm so mad at Richard Dawkins that he like got himself canceled by being like stupid on Twitter because he's actually like probably the most influential evolutionary biologist of all time why ruin your Legacy by just being like stupid it doesn't seem like a smart thing to do he he's the inventor of memes it's true but I mean he popularized the term at least aren't there only like five of those types of biologists yeah there's only one like Michael Jordan that's why like he's so well respected okay if there were like a million of them you would be like who cares we lost Dawkins we'll just get like another guy and yeah actually there's only like two there's a Richard Dawkins and then the guy who wrote like the Red Queen Darwin I don't know if I call Darwin like an evolutionary biologist is he a biologist yes did he invent Evolution yeah okay I'd probably call him like um I'd probably call him an evolutionary biologist I suppose if you go to force my hand he didn't invent it okay congratulations you're like a Linguistics major the adults are talking actually NL that's not a phoneme that's called a diphthong okay I'd like you to add me to the Do Not Call list please don't you have to you have to add me to the Do Not Call list right if I legally ask you to do that let me dip that thong baby I like it when you booty go baby make that booty girl AI trivia time who was that snorkel signed by what how am I supposed to answer that what what snorkel like that's like a contextualist a contextless question also I don't respect Charles Darwin in many ways I'm still going Bible here for just a second I know that might seem like an insane take but the dude you know came up with the model for the theory of evolution and then had the audacity to marry his first cousin nonetheless like this just I get like the Heart Wants What It Wants but like you were literally like the first guy you're the first evolutionist like you gotta hold yourself to a higher standard because you we're all going to be judged based on your behavior idiot [Music] it's just disrespectful my impression of Charles Darwin having a beard I like having a beard my beard doesn't hurt I imagine I feel like we're doing pretty well this time I feel like we got a shot please focus on maxing out your wands okay I trust you that was Mendel okay listen a lot of people that were in science married their cousins for whatever reason and even more of them went to prom with their cousins probably I'm not judging them it's just you know like you can make great choices in like the realm of Science and then like very poor choices in the realm of like of love lots of people married their cousins it's kind of true when you think about it you ever think like how smart human beings would be if like we didn't have so much of our history in like really small tribes where like after two or three generations we pretty much had to marry your sister like we're probably leaving a lot of Intelligence on the table I bet cavemen were so smart like the first couple of dudes must have been so smart and it's been all downhill ever since can I get the chest please I'd just like to get the just like we get to the chest no you cannot have the chest Bismillah you will not get the chest get the chest no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh Mama Mia Mamma Mia I want to just can I get the chest for me one as for a single I did all that for a single any chicken on the screen I must run I gotta get a chicken man break this lamp give me a chicken oh [Music] what the heck I'm immediately beset on all sides by foes told me there was a chicken on the left oh Jesus hold on we gotta do like a 17 point turn here lamp to me there's a bag of money hey I should have gotten it man okay okay ready we just got to do the pivot this is The Prestige obsession is a young man's game hey honestly I've seen a lot of interpretations about the prestige I got a pretty interesting Theory I think everyone goes like you know oh it's by the way here's some spoilers for The Prestige um in the pursuit of the ultimate trick Hugh Jackman ends up uh inventing well like I guess purchasing a nefarious machine that essentially allows him to clone himself giving his trick the appearance of teleporting him across the stage but actually he's creating a clone of himself um and then he has to murder the Clone uh in order to make sure that there's only one of him on the earth at any given time but at some point you know it's like some so much hypothesis type stuff right like how does how does he know that he's still the same guy because it is he the one that was that came out of the teleporter is he the one that went into it you know what I mean I honest my interpretation of The Prestige is that he's the same guy I think that he I think he was just he just won the coin toss every time I know he's done the trick like 500 times my personal fan theory about the prestige is that he just got really lucky and that's the that's the normal Hugh Jackman that's the starting Hugh Jackman we've come to know and love and honestly like that's why it's so that's why the movie's so inspiring because it's um it's a story about the world's luckiest man would love to know your thoughts on this I got a chicken where's Ed Norton Ed Norton is in The Illusionist it's a different film that almost made my bladder explode at the end of the movie when Paul Giamatti finally puts the pieces together that Ed Norton was behind all of the the heists the whole time both good movies um The Prestige definitely in my opinion a lot better than The Illusionist though um and I'll give you one good reason why because the prestige does not star Jessica Beale no disrespect to miss Beale she's probably one of the best actresses on 7th Heaven I gotta cross the plants man it's the only way what did I tell you Illusionist is it's a good movie though I suggest the library sire what do you mean the library We're not gonna lose this is the best run I've ever had look at my HP regen is already doing work for me I want to live for again you have to live for half an hour chicken you guys want some chicken all right okay let's try the library I can do this I can do this

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Length: 64min 28sec (3868 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 26 2022