Valheim is just the most chaotic survival game

fishing really a man of your talents it's a peaceful life i've just been playing valheim i haven't left my room in 10 days and uh my plant died my relationship died baby the boys and i finished our swamp base leaving you now i shall create the hammer of the gods our traitor spawned here we call this trader joe's island yes carry me to my dreams wind of the east it hurts i hate this gift this is the viking invasion of trader joe's the great hammer requires flesh for some reason the mobs in this game will just chase you to the ends of the earth you want the cheese in my pocket i don't think so the great hammer requires swamp trees ah yes landlords our swamp base has a tree house so that's pretty cool light the great bonfire let the darkness know that we have not abandoned swampheim the hammer of the gods is mine odin is with us die endangered species odin is with us baby i made the frost hammer can you take me back yeah okay logan is with us everyone say hi to my bees i would die for you not the bees you [ __ ] don't hurt this game's so easy okay yeah that's odin has dc farming really a man of your talents it's a peaceful life solar stop stop the boat please solar stop the boat please solar stop the boat please solar i stop this i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm getting back backward i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die refurbish the welcome sign hey bones building really a man of your talents it's a peaceful life it's a jokester mining really [Music] so i convinced jeff to come back he started this world with us you should see what has become of it where the [ __ ] is this troll he's having a great time jeff i need you to get a lot of wood for us rocks too and phyllis hey jeff want to play velham and proceed to get me to do slave labor man [Laughter] work needs to be done all right someone's got to do it yeah he can't deny slavery was efficient i'm going to cut that out true true of course it's caleb of course jeff heim and also adheim this video is sponsored by frag pro shooter i will use the ad money to buy some water prag is a mobile game it's actually designed to be played on the phone it's a team based shooter but you can control the whole team basically you pick five characters you put them in a deck and that's your squad baby the objective of the game is simple first team to destroy its enemies bunkers wins this guy bring a sword for the gun game what the [ __ ] there's plenty of characters to collect and play with this is actually my favorite part of games like this i don't know what it is about collecting wacky characters that just activate something in my monkey brain you can play in first person if you want then just seamlessly switch back to third oh she's got a hoverboard there's always new content they add new characters to the game to play with and there's other modes to try there's 2v2 you can build a team with one of your friends and play against two other players it's 2v2 what do you want from me if you're interested just click my link in the description to download the game and you even get free rewards one golden chest 500 coins and 50 diamonds worth about six bucks f rag it's frank was just fresh what all right did you hear that oh someone wants to get buddy oh where'd your health bar go where are you going jason chase him he's trying to run did they just ran him over oh whoa serpent meat bro in the books to kill a mockingbird when they killed the mockingbird man we are the warriors three caleb is lyban solar is solnier and i infinite here we go here we go watch this and so we sail no no we don't what the [ __ ] and so the warriors three found suitable land on the mountain upon which to build their fortress we are true vikings i say sitting on my chair for the last eight hours we've made our best face boys [ __ ] yeah look at this [ __ ] this was nothing when we got here this was [ __ ] nothing snow heim this is the thinking chair where we think about stuff like what day is it and will the snyder cut ever be considered canon we made an outhouse in snowheim for pooping [ __ ] really i'm carrying too much can you grab some of this scrap iron it's like a jazz tweet oh my god what's up where'd it go what the [ __ ] your house [ __ ] sucks dude [Music] i will beat your hand yep i convinced eggman to get valheim you're welcome station to expose my [ __ ] ass it is he's having a great time oh [ __ ] i just destroyed my chest with all the [ __ ] in it stationed too exposed i hate this game but you like it though right thanks for the assist troopers what are you doing hey girl are you a copper act because i need you to harvest my fine wood i'm the group's potion master it's an underappreciated job my potions came in clutch against the swamp boss all right other eyes oh what the hell i thought you were about what i was expecting that's not what i was expecting oh you poisoned me thankfully i have a poison resistant don't laugh don't laugh this gives me poison resistance yeah these healing potions correct because of our poison resistance our health regents like faster than the damage sticks dude easy all right [ __ ] it i'm going in at the end the mass is no longer moving here [ __ ] where does he drop my god i'm just walking around i see a mogus that you built in the middle of the swamp solar suss time god i hate this are you checking our horoscope no i'm seeing if we can have a compatible friendship we've known each other for like two years boros and turos are lovers in the garden of eden showing our picture of the ottoman empire oh my god even constantinople that was the east roman empire it wasn't even the west it wasn't even the cool romans remember when hervo held zany at gunpoint to play titanfall purple yeah did he just make huevos as vervo oh he corrected himself no it's hurtful oh you don't know what you just started you do not know [Music] okay here we go miro karen you ready [Laughter] am i stressing you out should we stop you should probably stop karen doesn't give a [ __ ] you can't both have the ball about the free ball right here mira one and he doesn't care anymore you two are so weird what are you trying to do [Music] well hello please don't bite [Music] how tall are you making this that's a watchtower bruh you guys shouldn't have given me so much creative freedom jeff's ready to challenge the first boss who wants to watch this [ __ ] yeah are you ready for your trial i'm ready man use your axe hit him kill him the the woodcutting axe okay i'm dead again what's help this is some horror movie [ __ ] man [ __ ] i'm not ready for this fight tree fall the next james bond movie what the hell tree fall part two remember that glitch from the last video where my gravestone disappeared and i lost all my stuff i marked where it disappeared with a grave to forever remember my pain it's a tourist destination now you see we opened up the gates of palheim to a select few like bones here they get taxed though bones it's tax collection day did you see the sign dude you like myself consensual theft box do you want to join palheim and settle in our world comment what you want to build and i will judge if you were worthy it's not going to be free though for land you need to pay us 500 wood for exploration privileges the price is conscription if you want our protection that's 400 coal per week and you can even purchase your own freedom i knew it so yes you just said it the one time we're not looking for a serpent bam right there yes how's this feel of everything stripped from you where do you think you're going magnificent our friend spicy has created mcdonald's it's a bad house bro the slave place is a lawsuit waiting to happen nicole mick cooked me mcrock i get a mcrock oh yeah yeah yes yes yes wait what's this just across the street oh god these are the burger king employees over here we have the garbage pit also the living quarter jesus christ spicy you got some competition across the street dude what have you done to mcdonald's i love it bro this is great it's a war zone what the hell is that it's a fish should we kill him no yeah keep him here oh the play place has a slide i'm ready push me yeah that's the trash bin bro that's where we chuck our garbage serpent scales aren't important [ __ ] uh throw those back yeah just leave it there throw those back solar and i didn't expect the [ __ ] we did an experiment all right we were practicing console coming out he saw our crime solar excuse me and so the warriors three set out to fight the fourth boss motor prepare for the voyage [ __ ] this game dude we're just going in reverse i'm glad i waited a whole [ __ ] week just to be against the wind and so the warriors three venture on to lands unknown but first they will stop at mcdonald's welcome to magic scale it's kind of dangerous you might fall to your death okay and so the warriors three are against the [ __ ] wind again i am ready arise arise dragon the sky look at that oh there's a gun yeah he does it holy [ __ ] bro what's up he goes down throw it in [ __ ] him up right dragon of death is that the best you can do this is for tamriel holy [ __ ] i'm on top he's crazy i'm out of arrow you guys never come prepared i've gotta technically go in go tactically make some more arrows he's on the ground she's on the ground it's been a whole it's been a whole day oh all right this is it this is it this is it this is for valet that was easy and so the warriors three are victorious up next the planes the teleporter to the planes shall be named brazil it should be easier though we're wearing silver gear [Music] this biome so pretty though [Music] oh he's angry he's angry [Music] doing like zero damage jesus christ bro well don't even [ __ ] with me there's nothing here there's no death skeeter we're in a black forest alexa where are we brazil that seems right holy [ __ ] we've angered the entire city holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] come on poison oh there's two mosquitos [ __ ] oh my god holy [ __ ] oh today's featured zan clan meme me coming back to xbox that's next week for for honor like the video or i'm dragging you to brazil with [Music] us [Music] you

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Published: Fri Mar 26 2021