FLIGHT FROM BALI TO AUSTRALIA WAS FINED MORE THAN $1800 FOR HAVING TWO UNDECLARED EGG McMUFFINS IN THEIR LUGGAGE. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> AND HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'LL BE ABLE TO PAY FOR THAT, YOU KNOW. NO, BECAUSE, I MEAN, THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO SAVES EGG McMUFFINS FOR LATER PROBABLY DOESN'T PLAN AND HAVE $1800 LYING AROUND FOR FINES, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? APPARENTLY, AUSTRALIA IS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT BRINGING IN FOOD FROM INDONESIA BECAUSE THERE'S AN OUTBREAK OF FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE. WHEN I SAW THIS, I WAS LIKE, DAMN, DO YOU KNOW HOW PROIZINOUS YOU HAVE TO BE TO BE BANNED FROM AUSTRALIA. THEIR BORDER PATROL IS LIKE, KILLER SPIDERS, RIGHT THIS WAY. EGG McMUFFIN! THAT CAN REALLY HURT SOMEONE! SOME SPORTS NEWS, THE HEAD OF THE SAUDI ARABIAN GOLF TOUR REVEALED TODAY THAT TIGER WOODS TURNED DOWN A $700 MILLION OFFER TO PLAY FOR THEIR LEAGUE. YEAH. TURNED IT DOWN. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> YEAH, KUDOS TO TIGER WOODS. THAT IS-- THAT IS REALLY AMAZING. ALL THESE OTHER GOLFERS JUST TAKING THE MONEY FROM SAUDI ARABIA. BUT TIRING STOOD UP. HE'S LIKE, NO. I WOULD DO THE SAME THING. IN FACT, SAUDI ARABIA, OFFER ME THAT $700 MILLION. YOU'LL SEE. PUT IT IN MY BANK ACCOUNT. YOU'LL SEE WHAT I WILL DO. THE REST OF YOU WON'T SEE ME AGAIN. HERE'S SOMETHING FASCINATING. A MAJOR NEW STUDY OF 72 MILLION PEOPLE HAS FOUND THAT POOR CHILDREN ARE MUCH MORE LIKELY TO MOVE UP THE ECONOMIC LADDER IF THEY HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE RICH. YEAH. I KNOW, WHICH SEEMS KIND OF OBVIOUS. I FEEL LIKE THEY DIDN'T NEED TO DO A WHOLE STUDY. THEY COULD HAVE JUSTICE WATCHED "FRESH PRINCE." BUT STILL, NOW WE KNOW STATISTICALLY THAT POOR KIDS DO BETTER WITH RICH FRIENDS, WHICH SHOWS YOU WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO HAVE DIFFERENT ZONING WHEN IT COMES TO HOUSING, TO HAVE SCHOOLS THAT ARE INTEGRATED, YOU KNOW. GETS PEOPLE ON THE SAME TRAJECTORY. ON THE DOWN SIDE IT MEANS YOU HAVE SOME KIDS COMING BACK DEMANDING WEIRD SNACKS, YOU KNOW. "DADDY, THEODORE HAS PROSCIUTTO-WRAPPED MELON BALLS." "THEODORE SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. EAT YOUR CHEESE STICK. LET'S MOVE ON TO THE BIG NEWS OF THE DAY, BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT OF IT, A LOT OF NEWS, STARTING WITH CHINA, THE ORIGINAL "BUILD THE WALL" COUNTRY. SINCE XI JINPING ROSE TO POWER IN 2013, THE COMMUNIST REGIME HAS BEEN INCREASING ITS INFLUENCE AROUND THE WORLD. THEY HAVE BEEN CLAIMING TERRITORY IN DISPUTED WATERS AND CREATING THE PERFECT ALGRHYTHM TO GET US ALL HOOKED ON PINK SAUCE. ONE THING CHINA WANTS MORE THAN ANYTHING IS FOR THE WORLD TO KNOWLEDGE THAT THEY OWN TAIWAN. WHICH IS WHY THEY'VE GOTTEN SUPER PISSED OFF AT WHERE NANCY PELOSI JUST BOOKED HER EXPEDIA TRIP. >> HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI HAS ARRIVED IN TAIWAN. THE SPEAKER ARRIVING REALLY JUST MOMENTS AGO FOR A VISIT WHICH HAS BEEN CONTROVERSIAL AND SPECULATED ABOUT FOR WEEKS NOW. >> SHE SAYS THAT THE CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION'S VISIT IS PART UNWAVERING COMMITMENT TO SUPPORT TAIWAN'S VIBRANT DEMOCRACY. >> IN THE PAST FEW DAYS, CHINA LAUNCHING THE MOST AGGRESSIVE MILITARY EXERCISES IN 25 YEARS, ACCUSING THE U.S. OF INTERFERING IN ITS INTERNAL AFFAIRS. >> CHINESE PRESIDENT XI JINPING WARNED PRESIDENT BIDEN IN A CALL LAST WEEK ABOUT THE U.S. MEDDLING IN THE CONTESTED TERRITORY. WITH CHINESE OFFICIALS REPORTEDLY COMMUNICATING THOSE WHO PLAY WITH FIRE WILL PERISH BY IT. >> TWO WEEKS AGO, PRESIDENT BIDEN HAD WARNED THE U.S. MILITARY DID NOT WANT PELOSI TO GO. >> I THINK THAT THE MILITARY THINKS IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA RIGHT NOW. .>> Trevor: YEAH, I WOULD AGREE! <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> NOW IS NOT A GREAT TIME TO START WORLD WAR III. I MEAN, THE WORLD HAS SO MANY OTHER THINGS TO DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW-- ALL THE DRAMA ON "LOVE ISLAND," I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS COUPLE. ARE YOU SERIOUS? IT'S CRAZY THAT PELOSI JUST IGNORED BIDEN LIKE THAT. I MEAN, I ASSUME SHE IGNORED HIM. MAYBE SHE JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HIM? HE WAS LIKE, LISTEN, JACK, DON'T SKEDADDLE OVER THE TAIWANESE. YOU READ ME, SKIPPER." AND SHE'S LIKE, "YOU GOT IT, JOE, I'M ON MY WAY." "NO!" BECAUSE PELOSI HAS DEFIED CHINESE WARNINGS NOT TO VISIT TAIWAN, THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT IS CONDUCTING MILITARY EXERCISES IN TAIWAN'S BACKYARD, WHICH IS A SCARY ESCALATION. BUT AT THE SAME TIME, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S ALSO KIND OF RIDICULOUS THAT COUNTRIES DO THIS. THEY FLY THEIR PLANES PAST, AIM THEIR GUNS, BUT THEY DON'T SHOOT. IT'S SCARY BUT IT'S ALSO RIDICULOUS. IT'S LIKE THREATENING SOMEONE STANDING OUTSIDE THEIR HOUSE, "YOU WANT TO MESS WITH ME. LOOK WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF! IMAGINE THIS IS YOUR FACE! YEAH, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID." <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> BUT LET'S MOVE ON FROM THE WAR AMERICA MAY BE ABOUT TO START TO THE ONE IT IS STILL TRYING TO FINISH, THE WAR ON TERROR. AS YOU KNOW, IT STARTED ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001, WHEN THE TWIN TOWERS WERE DESTROYED BY GEORGE W. BUSH. I'M KIDDING! I'M KIDDING! I'M KIDDING! IT WAS DICK CHENEY. NO, NO! I'M-- NO. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> IT WAS AL QAEDA. IT WAS AL QAEDA. AND THE PLOTTERS OF THE ATTACK INCLUDED OSAMA BIN LADEN, SHAIK MOHAMMED AND AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI. AMERICA SWORE REVENGE AND OVER THE NEXT 20 YEARS AMERICA KILLED BIN LADEN, CAPTURED SHAIK MOHAMMED, INVADED AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ, BOMBED PAKISTAN, SYRIA, YEMEN, SOMALIA, AND LIBYA. DEPLOYED TROOPS TO MALI, KENYA, AND NIGERIA, AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATED THE BIG SHAMPOO BOTTLE INDUSTRIES. ONLY TINY BOTTLES FOR YOU! <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> BUT IN THAT WHOLE TIME, THE U.S. NEVER MANAGED TO FIND AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI. UNTIL YESTERDAY. >> THE U.S. HAS NOW KILLED THE WORLD'S TOP TERROR TARGET MEASURE 20 YEARS AFTER 9/11, THE HUNT FOR BIN LADEN'S NUMBER TWO IS NOW OVER. >> HE HAS BEEN IN HIDING FOR MORE THAN 20 YEARS, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST-WANTED TERRORISTS. BUT TONIGHT, THE UNITED STATES FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI. >> JUSTICE HAS BEEN DELIVERED, AND THIS TERRORIST LEADER IS NO MORE. >> SENIOR OFFICIALS SAY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT USED AN UNMANNED DRONE AND HELLFIRE MISSILES TO TARGET THE THIRD-FLOOR BALCONY OF A RESIDENTIAL APARTMENT BUILDING IN DOWNTOWN KABUL. >> EXPERTS SAY HELLFIRE MISSILES DO NOT EXPLODE. INSTEAD, THE MISSILES ARE EQUIPPED WITH RAZOR-LIKE BLADES EXTENDING FROM THE FUSELAGE, WHICH SLICED THROUGH A TARGET. >> IT WILL GO THROUGH AND ESSENTIALLY VAPORIZE A HUMAN BODY, BUT SOMEBODY STANDING WITHIN FEET OF THIS PERSON WOULD NOT BE INJURED AT ALL. >> A SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL SAYING AUTHORITIES SPENT MONTHS OBSERVING AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI'S PATTERNS TO AVOID CIVILIANS. IT KILLED HIM ON A BALCONY WITHOUT HARMING ANY FAMILY MEMBERS IN THE BUILDING. >> Trevor: GODDAMN! <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> AMERICA CLIPPED THE WORLD'S MOST WANTED TERRORIST OFF OF HIS SAFE HOUSE BALCONY? I MEAN, ALSO, AT THIS POINT MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP CALLING THEM "SAFE HOUSES." EVERY TERRORIST GETS KILLED IN A SAFE HOUSE. THEY SHOULD CALL IT A HOUSE THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE SAFE NBUT YOU NEVER KNOW. WHAT'S CRAZY IS AMERICA DIDN'T JUST KILL HIM. THEY KILLED HIM WITH A RAZOR BLADE MISSILE, WHICH I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS A THING. DID YOU? I DIDN'T KNOW. THE WEAPONS AMERICAS HAS SOUND LIKE THINGS KIDS JUST MAKE UP ON THE PLAYGROUND. "I'M SHOOTING YOU WITH A LASER GUN AND MISSILE WITH RAZOR BLADES." MEANWHILE THE C.I.A. IS UP IN A TREE, "WITH A SHARK'S BODY. DID YOU GET THAT, BOYS. WE'VE GOT TO GO MAKE ONE OF THOSE." RAZOR BLADE MISSILE-- THAT'S ESPECIALLY GENIUS, BECAUSE IF IT HITS, YOU KILL THE TARGET. BUT EVEN IF IT MISSED HIM BY A LITTLE, HE GETS A REALLY SHITTY HAIRCUT. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> THAT'S JUST AS GOOD. NO ONE IS GOING TO BE LOYAL TO A GUY WITH A BOWL CUT. I WILL SAY, WHEN YOU SEE STORIES LIKE THIS, WHEN YOU SEE STORIES ABOUT WHAT AMERICA IS CAPABLE OF, THIS IS WHERE YOU REALIZE THERE IS REALLY NO EXCUSE FOR THE AMOUNT OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM IN AMERICA. PLBECAUSE AL-ZAWAHIRI LIVED ALL THE WAY IN AFGHANISTAN IN SOME RANDOM SAFE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, AND AMERICA KNEW WHAT TIME OF DAY HE LIKED TO GO OUT ON TO HIS BALCONY. BUT WHEN A WHITE SUPREMACIST POSTS ON FACEBOOK HE'S GOING TO MURDER EVERYONE AND BUYS AN AR-15, EVERYONE GOES, "THERE WAS NO WAY TO STOP THIS. IF ONLY HE LIKED BALCONIES." AND I KNOW SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING, "WHO CARES? AMERICA KILLED AL QAEDA'S LEADER, BUT AL QAEDA ISN'T EVEN IN THE GAME ANYWHERE. THIS IS LIKE TAKE OUT TOM FROM MYSPACE." THAT'S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS AMERICA NEVER FORGETS. UNLESS IT'S SLAVERY. BUT EVERYTHING ELSE-- <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> AMERICA NEVER FORGETS. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER. AMERICA CAME BACK. AMERICA'S A KID WHO NEVER STOPS PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK DECADES AFTER THE GAME IS DONE. YOU'RE AT A RETIREMENT PARTY GIVING A SPEECH, AND AMERICA POPS UP BEHIND YOU, "FOUND YOU, BITCH." "I'M WITH MY GRANDKIDS!" "NOT ANYMORE." STILL, THIS IS ONE HELL OF A STRIKE. THEY GOT HIM WITH A-- I'M STILL STUCK ON THIS, A MISSILE FILLED WITH SWORDS. THIS IS HOW I KNOW I'M NOT CUT OUT WITH THE WAR ROOM AND THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BE CHANDENER CHIEF. IF I WAS IN THAT ROOM, I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO KEEP MY COOL IN THERE. ALL RIGHT, TARGET ACQUIRED, MR. PRESIDENT. THEY SAY CONTACT IN THREE, TWO, ONE. OH, SHIT! OH! OH! DID YOU SEE THE SWORDS! THE SWORDS ARE COMING OUT! THEY'RE LIKE FRUIT NINJA! HOW ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FLINCH? NOBODY IS GOING TO FLINCH? I'M THE ONLY ONE. YOU ALL ACT LIKE YOU'VE SEEN MISSILES WITH SWORDS. I'M THE ONLY ONE. YOU SEE THAT SHIT? THAT SHIT WAS WILD. THAT WAS CRAZY. THAT MISSILE KNEW IT COULD FIND ANYONE. EVEN YOU, KAMALA. I'M JUST PLAYING, BUT WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? OH, SHIT, THAT WAS CRAZY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). FINALLY-- TODAY WAS A BIG DAY FOR THE MIDTERM PRIMARY SEASON WITH A LOT OF CLOSELY WATCHED RACES THAT WILL TELL US A LOT ABOUT THE DIRECTION OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. YOU KNOW, WILL IT BE FILLED WITH CRAZY EXTREMISTS WHO WORSHIP DONALD TRUMP LOOK A GOD? OR WILL IT BE FILLED WITH TRADITIONAL CONSERVATIVES, WHO WORSHIP DONALD TRUMP LIKE A GOD? AND ONE RACE THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IS THE REPUBLICAN SENATE RACE IN MISSOURI. AND THE REASON IT'S GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION IS BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP DECIDED TO GIVE ONE OF THE WEIRDEST ENDORSEMENTS OF ALL TIME. >> IT IS PRIMARY DAY IN AMERICA. FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP HEDGING HIS BETS IN A MISSOURI SENATE RACE, SIMPLY ENDORSING ERIC, A FIRST NAME SHARED BY TWO RIVAL REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES. >> TRUMP HAS TRIGGERED CONFUSION IN MISSOURI AFTER ENDORSING ERIC IN THE STATE PRIMARY WITHOUT PROVIDING A LAST NAME. THERE ARE TWO ERICS IN THE RACE. BOTH ERIC GREITENS WHO HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF ABUSE AND BLACKMAIL, AND ERIC SCHMIDT, THE CURRENT ATTORNEY GENERAL HAVE CLAIMED THE ENDORSEMENT AS THEIR OWN. >> NOW BOTH ERICS ARE SAYING THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS SUPPORTING THEM. EACH POSTED A STATEMENT ONLINE THANKING TRUMP FOR HIS ENDORSEMENT. A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE FORMER PRESIDENT TOLD NBC NEWS LEAVING OFF THE LAST NAME OF THE ERIC HE WAS ENDORSING WAS INTENTIONAL SAYING IT WAS "AN EPIC TROLL." >> Trevor: JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL FROM DONALD TRUMP, HE DOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. THERE ARE TWO ERICS RUNNING AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE PRIMARY, AND TRUMP PUT OUT A STATEMENT ENDORSING ERIC. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> JUST ERIC. HE COULD BE SUPPORTING ANY ERIC IN THE WORLD. WELL, NOT ANY ERIC. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YOU KNOW. I'M NOT HIS FATHER. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> TO ME, THE BEST PART OF THE STORY IS THAT BEFORE HE MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT, TRUMP CALLED ERIC SCHMIDT AND TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS GETTING THE ENDORSEMENT. THEN HE CALLED ERIC GREITENS AND TOLD HIM HE WAS GETTING THE ENDORSEMENTS. BUT HE DIDN'T MENTION TO EITHER OF THEM THAT HE WAS ENDORSING BOTH OF THEM. YEAH. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> TURNS OUT THE DUDE EVEN BRINGS INFIDELITY INTO HIS ENDORSEMENTS. HE'S THE FIRST POLITICIAN TO HAVE A SIDE ERIC. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> "YOU'RE THE ONLY ERIC FOR ME, ERIC. DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE OTHER ERICS. THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS." THAT'S IT FOR THE HEADLINES. IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN ON THE LATEST SOCIAL MEDIA TRENDS WITH RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY! <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, RONNY. SO, WHAT'S HAPPENING ONLINE? WHAT'S TRENDING? >> ANOTHER DAY IN HELL, TREVOR. I GUESS WHAT'S TRENDING TODAY IS WHAT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT TODAY? OH, TUESDAY VIBES. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. AND WHEN YOU HAVE A Ph.D. IN STUPID, MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT TO ME, OKAY. AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, EVERY DAY ON THE INTERNET IS #STUPID VIBES. EVEN YOU, TREVOR, PARTICIPATING IN THIS. WHAT IS THIS? TREVOR NOAH, THREE DAYS TILL THE WEEKEND! <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> PRAYER EMOJY. OH, PRAY YOUR HANDS. EVEN IF GOD HEARD YOU, HE WOULD BE LIKE, "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS." I'M GOING TO START A NEW INTERNET CHALLENGE. IT'S CALLED THE "SMASH THE PHONE AGAINST YOUR FACE CHALLENGE." YOU TAKE YOUR OWN PHONE AND SMASH IT ON YOUR FACE. >> Trevor: RONE, RONNY, RONNY, OKAY, RONNY, FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU KEEP GOING AFTER MY SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS. SECONDLY, IF YOU HATE THE INTERNET, YOU REALIZE YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS SEGMENT, RIGHT? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> AND, BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY, THAT GUY WHO GOT A FINE FOR BRINGING McDONALD'S McMUFFINS INTO AUSTRALIA. THAT PUNISHMENT WASN'T HARSH ENOUGH. THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM THE DEATH PENALTY. >> Trevor: WHAT? >> WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BRINGS McDONALD TO ANOTHER COUNTRY! EVERY COUNTRY HAS McDONALD. THERE'S A McDONALD'S IN EVERY AIRPORT. IS THAT-- YO, MOST AIRPORTS NOW ARE JUST A McDONALD'S. IT'S LIKE WE'RE JUST FLYING FROM McDONALD'S TO McDONALD'S. AND HE SMUGGLED IT IN HIS LUGGAGE. YO, SMUGGLE IT UP YOUR ASS, LIKE A PROFESSIONAL. OKAY. TIGER WOODS DIDN'T TAKE THE MONEY FROM THE SAUDI GOLF-- WHATEVER. >> Trevor: YEAH. >> TIGER, ASIAN TO ASIAN, YO, TAKE THE MONEY. TAKE THE MONEY. I'M TELLING YOU, TAKE IT. I-- I-- ALWAYS TAKE THE 99 FROM THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, OKAY. BECAUSE WHAT BETTER WAY TO PUNISH EACH-DOERS THAN TO TAKE THEIR MONEY. YEAH! TAKE THEIR MONEY! I TAKE EVERYONE'S MONEY. >> Trevor: NO, WHAT? >> OIL COMPANIES, BIG TOBACCO, ISIS, COMEDY CENTRAL. IF I DON'T TAKE THE MONEY, BAD PEOPLE WILL JUST HAVE MORE MONEY. ALL RIGHT. IN FACT, IN FACT, NEXT WEEK I GOT ASKED TO JUDGE AN EPISOD OF THE "MASK SINGER" IN NORTH KOREA. YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME TREVOR. THEY REALLY WANT YOU. >> Trevor: NO, RONNY, I TOLD YOU, I AM NOT GOING TO NORTH KOREA, RONNY. >> Trevor: YOU JUST WANT A DICTATOR TO KEEP ALL HIS BLOOD MONEY. YOU'RE BASICALLY FUNDING TERRORISM. >> NO, I'M NOT. >> GET OFF NANCY PELOSI'S BACK. SHE'S CAUSING WORLD THREE. GOOD, WE NEED WORLD WAR III. >> Trevor: HONEY, HOW YOU CAN SAY THAT? >> EASILY, TREVOR, WE NEED WORLD WAR III TO COMPLETE THE TRILOGY. OKAY? WHAT IF-- <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> -- WHAT IF "LORD OF THE RINGS" ENDED AT NUMBER TWO. WE WOULD BE LIKE ARE THESE GUYS GAY OR NOT? WE'D NEVER KNOW. AREN'T YOU SICK OF ALL THE WORLD WAR II MOVIES. WE NEED SOMETHING NEW. WE NEED FRESH IDEAS HERE. CHINA VERSUS AMERICA-- TONS OF ROLES FOR ASIAN ACTORS. ACTORS WHO CAN DO EVERYTHING. ACTORS WHO CAN DO INTENSE! OR SAD! ( CRYING ) OR HAPPY! YAY! IF YOU CARED ABOUT ASIAN REPRESENTATION, TREVOR, YOU WOULD SUPPORT WORLD WAR TOY THREE. ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.