Ultrakill But The Worst Weapon Is Amazing Now

okay what's good nerds I can't believe I haven't made a video about this earlier since like I am like a number one old Marksman critic but like it it's actually a good weapon now right like if I didn't suck at the game and hit my shots which I am currently completely failing to do because I have no no muscle memory of hitting my split shots with all Marksman but if I don't suck at the game and actually hit the shot it does like a super sick animation and also I get to fire my gun again like I'm sure you already knew this right but like it's so cool like hello like like why is it actually I I remember seeing this buff it it got teased on his Twitter quite a while ago and I remember seeing it and thinking like you know that's cool and all but it's not going to be better than like default Marksman right like it there's no way it ever be better than default Marksman and that's something I stand by still right like it it's not better than default Marksman but that be being said it's cool as [ __ ] right like the gun spins are you telling me that's not cool like like you telling me that that's not sick as [ __ ] oh they just jumped their deaths po guys but yeah like like I'm tempted to swap over to this gun purely because it looks cool and nothing else which is how you know Hita is like cooked like a madman and not only that it reloads all of your revolvers which I'm I'm not actually making use of that feature in in this video because this is you know this is all Marksman only but that it's a cool feature right that that's cool it reloads all of your old revolvers so you can shoot them more I felt as hell that's not cool why can't I hit the split shot I just suck at the game I think that might be the reason why I yeah there you go interestingly enough if you have two two Marksman only one of them spins around that's kind of lame I want to spin around like five weapons Sharpshooter at home that's basically what that is spinning like five oh okay spinning around like seven like alternate Marksman because I mean you know we're in for dash too this is the custom not custom this is the dual wield level oh come on that that's cool you can't even tell me that's not cool like it just is like it's so cool it's making me want to not shoot multiple coins at once just so I can shoot more coins and spin the gun round more like okay yeah maybe it's not as good as normal Marksman but I don't care cuz it looks cool right and that's that's what this game's all about right like like if it looks cool it is cool and if it is cool then it's good objectively like like an objective fact let me like did anything get sanded that no wow you guys suck you guys suck at your job s buff don't even know that didn't even make sense that's the kind of highbrow eybrow like intellectual kind of Comedy you get on this channel right right right there okay but like three spinny guns my coins have gone I don't know what I did but I killed that Maurice that I wasn't even aiming at cuz I'm just that good and now I'm going to die cuz I'm I'm actually in a blender oh my God I got to spin my weapons more I don't know why I'm finding it significantly more difficult to hit the split shot with multiple weapons cuz with normal Marksman it's the complete opposite right like it's so easy to hit your split shot with noral Marksman and having like 17 coins like it's so easy it's kind of silly actually I oh [ __ ] I need health and health is something I am currently not getting there we go oh I guess it's because alt Marksman you know doesn't have like you know split coining is not a thing built into this one weapon whereas with normal Marksman you know you shoot like four coins one of them is going to split somewhere you know what I'm saying like one of them's going to split eventually but not with the AL Marksman which is kind of sad but uh whatever right we we don't care we don't care because it looks cool and that's what that matters even if putting multiple coins down at the same time kind of okay I guess you just went to sleep for a little bit want to like chill out for a second I don't know what the hell what that was that was the most pathetic insurrectionist jump I think I've ever SE and I've been launched into the sky insurrections a just how was an enemy this janky been in the game in this state for so long like it's funny don't get me wrong way it's funny but like how like I mean like genuinely how was it been in the game like this for this long oh that's just oh my God this is so cool I can't get over how good this buff is like I have runed and raved about the alternate Sharpshooter buff that it got back when violence dropped for a long time right like I stand by making the ultimate Sharpshooter spin up instantly is like one of the best Buffs aito has ever done in this game like like easily like it ain't even close frankly well I mean I I say ain't even close now it is because this buff is better like so much better like oh my God why is this buff so good who let this man cook like what I I think I've already said this but like I saw it on Twitter and I didn't think much the might bad X and [ __ ] you Elon [ __ ] but like I saw it I saw it on there and like I didn't think much of it I can't lie I thought it was going to be like oh wow all Marksman who cares but now that I got it in my hands why is like this is good like it's so cool I'm going to die yeah but yeah like like why is it so cool why is it so good hello who who let them do this can I can I Whiplash to The Virtue please like hello hello thank you oh my God I don't even know what I pared there but it was summon I think Maurice just gave up I can't lie he just kind of sat there and took it I wonder if hitting the split shot like during the singing vase oh it does o that's interesting [Music] I said this I have no idea when that will be useful at all no idea wow okay no idea if that's ever going to be useful like ever but like I mean it's cool that it's a thing really wow okay I suppose you know one one slight disadvantage of playing through the entire game with just the or monsman is I'm playing through the entire game with a cool down between when I can actually attack anything why don't I still got Combat music what still alive are you still down there why is that oh whatever but yeah like I I'm playing the entire game on literal cooldown simulator which if I I have a lot of people telling me that I should do like uh rail Cannon only runs and my question or I suppose my my response I should say my response to like requests for rail Cannon only runs is like do you want to watch me play cooldown simulator like I you know what the real can is right like it's that one weapon in the game that's got like a 15 16c cool down you want to watch me play the game with just that and this is like baby cooldown simulator like every 4 seconds I get to play the game which is basically what I'm doing right now cuz I don't want to just shoot the enemies now that's boring I want to I want to hit him with the [Music] coin because like the Queen's cool so I I want to you know I want to hit him with the coin but you know I got to wait for the coin whereas with normal Marksman you know I don't really have to wait for anything because if I shoot my coin I'm going to kill something right if normal Marksman you know if you shoot four coins on Z you're killing like six enemies whereas that is that is not not true with this weapon which is why you know the normal Marksman is always going to be the normal Marksman will always be better purely because of such facts but like that doesn't mean that this isn't cool as I've said like how can you not look at this and go wow that's cool if you if you do then you're wrong stop being wrong don't be wrong being wrong is like wrong that I just threw that coin into the floor cuz I'm stupid apparently no it's just cool I can't get over how good this is I I get that I'm like saying the same thing like oh my God it's so cool oh my god oh wow but like it is so cry about it that counts as a oh my God if you shoot multiple coins come on do it again V2 do it again I I missed basically if you shoot like a coin you know it's been in the air for a while it's in let's say you know it's in a chain of coins right you know you shoot four coins because the coin at the end of that chain oh okay sorry V to because that coin is at the end of like a chain of four coins it's going to been in the air for a little while which means it's going to be doing the little you know the coin singing which if if you don't know what coin singing is when coins have been in the air for a long time they make like a little like a noise they they make a noise like this hang on yeah like that high pitch node they make when they're falling it's called Uh coin singing and that is a permanent split shot like window like once the coin start singing it's it's just permanently a split shot coin so because you know you shoot like four coins it takes a little while to shoot four coins and then have have your gun like like your bullet actually reach the last coin by the time the bullet reaches the final coin odds are it's singing so it will refresh your gun that's actually so like you don't have to hit the split shot per se you just got to throw enough coins which like that's cool L we we're learning new tech together here new W Marksman tech oh yeah also if you're confused about the fact that like you can actually hear the song in this level uh a button got added which specifically lets you hear the song in this level and by that I mean it doesn't muffle the music when you're underwater anymore which is incredible because for the longest time I have been like like fighting for the fact that deep blue is the best song in the game like it just is if you disagree you're wrong right that's just a fact but no one knew that because you couldn't hear the bloody song cuz it got distorted by the water but now you can hear the song which is perfect best Edition from this update I can't lie it it was that button cuz this song is so good I mean it does sound a little bit weird without the muffling but like worth I can't even lie like actually so worth it I'm not even like that big of a fan of break War at all but like something about this song I don't know it's just good and even my friends who like listen to you know like normal people music and not crazy stupid Ultra kill music you know even they've gone and said wow yeah this song's good which just goes to show you know like a deep blue best song in the game I will hear no slander none none whatsoever cuz if you disagree you're wrong as I've said you're you're just wrong you're wrong don't be wrong that's being wrong is bad I think that's two times I've said that in this video but like it needed to be said two times I'll say at third time being wrong is bad stop being wrong what's wrong with you huh you want to be wrong all the time yeah didn't think so I do like how I've effectively just spent the entirety of 5-1 talking about why deep blue is the best song in the game no regrets at [Music] all it was a worthwhile use of my time and your time because hopefully I have managed to convert someone to I've like shown them the light of why the song is like good [Music] I can only [Music] hope that one more [Music] person one more person now enjoys this song just like I do like bro they put a saxophone in like this crazy break Core Music like how they get away with it where's the where's the enemy are you okay dude but yeah like they put a saxophone in the crazy break hor and they got away with it no idea how they go away with that but like it it works it it just works I I don't know what I feel like I was going to say something I got confused talking about D BL again just cuz the song's so good um oh yeah I was going to mention I could have sworn I heard a drone I was going to mention right will will I be using alt Marksman more in videos cuz you know I'm being like hugely positive about this buff because it's a good buff uh but I must say the answer will be no cuz while I I love this buff I think it's like super cool super unique and like so much better than like the typical buff of like oh this does more damage this has less of a cool down it actually like fundamentally changes how you play the weapon while also bringing in a mechanic from the original weapon that was missing in the alterate which is of course the the split shot which is like like that's like how to game design 101 like like I think he just says this is his first game experience like like first Game Dev experience this man is just like I don't know man like a new profit Game Dev profit the next game new honestly can you like not I just got a key to the next game you that's such a that's s that is one of my best lines I can't even lie is that a compliment I think it's a compliment like being being called gab G the G that's a compliment right I mean I get the gav hasn't made a game in like I don't even know how many years at this point it's kind of sad but like there still a compliment right I don't know [Music] it'd be pretty funny if hito sees this cuz like he's a as far as I'm aware he's like a pretty big fan of halflife and like other all like valves other games which I mean I can understand good games but you know like it wouldn't be the first time it's made like a a halflife reference so aita if you're watching this you're you're like gab congrats this is so stupid and if aito would be watching my [ __ ] posts no chance that's happening absolutely no chance okay fairy man I know that you've been buffed pretty substantially but like I'm using the alternate Marksman so you know fear me oh my God that's so hard to dodge I'm using the old monsman so like this fairy man should like you know fear me now right like he should fear the power of this weapon just like how Gabriel tell tells you to fear fear the power of an Angel fear the power of a buffed weapon and my fist in your [Music] face can this going is lightning like go away actually I am interested like in the comments what do you guys think of like the Fairman Buffs like you know if it's spamming lightning everywhere I want I want to know your opinions on on the buff cuz like obviously it makes the fairy man significantly stronger but like I've seen like a lot of mixed of like I I think it's cool I like it it takes an underused mechanic of the fairy man which was you know his lightning obviously duh and makes it a used mechanic which is you know like I said buffing 101 gab new um but I've seen a lot of people who don't like it cuz it's I mean like yeah it's a pretty substantial PA it's it's very strong especially in p-2 God damn weer room will never be the same weer room will never be oh my God hello but so yeah what are your guys opinions do you think the fair man burp is good you think it's too strong do you think it's too weak if you think it's too weak then you're crazy but maybe you think it's too weak actually I suppose if I think sopus is Buffs are too weak then any anything's possible honestly you know that's fair enough can you get out of here out of here but yeah let me let me know let me know you know you you see the comments below you right like you could you have a keyboard or a phone I guess type get typing type it in English type it in fren don't type it in French type it in Venezuelan I don't know what language they speak in Venezuela it's a Latin American country so probably Spanish or like Portuguese or something I don't know I've lost track of this this this this this tangent now I've completely lost track of where I was going uh so anyway Ultra kill am I right or am I right Lads was that a reference I think it was if it was a reference that was a damn old reference if you got a reference uh just remember that the Lego movie came out like 11 years ago so feel old yeah yeah feel old and also remember that the Wii is legally old enough to drink in any country isent America because it's 18 years old which is kind of funny actually that we can legally drink is such a that's such a good statement the hell what comes out of my mouth sometimes uh yeah feel old cuz you are old or maybe you aren't actually knowing the demographic of my Discord server God damn none of you are old my viewer base like be older please uh can you guys just like age a couple years thanks appreciate it and if you can't then don't worry just give it like a couple years and then you'll be able to age a couple years it's that easy it's really it's really quite simple only like H what did I even die to I DED if that Sentry beam is thing that killed me that's [ __ ] I dashed but yeah only only wow you dash dodg okay only the best of the best quality on this channel oh go poor Maurice Friendly Fire much do you not get taught in like Century school to not shoot your friends I feel like that's like number one things you would get taught in how to shoot a gun school I wouldn't know I'm not American Americans I can't ask you to comment two things at once that would be that would be dumb so I will remember for the next video wow okay M fler calm down I'll remember for the next video right save your comment and then tell me if in gun School you get explicitly taught to not shoot each other cuz I feel like with the average IQ of the American that is a a requirement why am I dying so much in the okay now it's time to walk in now it's is time to lock the [ __ ] in why are there so many filth nuh-uh you thought you could shoot me nuh-uh it is time to lock the [ __ ] in right now I swear mind flares like reach further when they do their little their little Dash attack now like I actually swear that they like reach farther or am I going absolutely crazy ah it might be going crazy to be fair wouldn't be the first time wouldn't be the first time I've gone insane trying to do a stupid challenge yeah there we go finally I'll lock I actually locked in and like stopped being [ __ ] at the game like it's not a difficult room I just I suck right don't be mistaken that room's not hard I just suck at the game I suck at the game when I'm recording I don't know what it is about recording but like I I've had times where I I'll like I'll be playing like P2 and I want to get like a cool clip on on recording and then like I'm doing I'm doing so well before I turn on the recording button and then I turn on the recording button all of a sudden I start eating [ __ ] and dying to literally everything like I don't know man maybe it's the dip in frame rate I swear it's the frame rate change is there still a filth down there nope you got to believe me man like like the three frames I'm losing out on by recording it it's it's affecting my game play of course this is just a joke and I suck at the game what that says about you I don't know man I don't know I just okay that's like the fourth time I've insulted all of my viewers in this video alone I need to stop I need to chill out and just like stop insulting my viewers I like how I still got 50,000 style despite I ate [ __ ] and died three times it's so stupid ah Leviathan I don't even have fire starter so I can't like I I can't cheese it just kind of sad still do this though is like close enough oh I hit the Parry for once that Parry is so hard to hit on BR like brutal like actually it's so difficult I don't even know why it's so hard like what reason is there to make it that tight there is none that need hit me oh my god oh I can't punch that that's sad I just got to keep shooting the [ __ ] and parrying it because of like 99% of my damage a I missed the Parry I suck feel free to laugh at me in the comments for being bad at the game I I give you per express permission oh I'm over here now SS about right for a fight actually wow you can reach oh you have a neck on you don't you I mean like yeah that's like the entire point I guess but I did not expect it to reach that high into the sky I can't lie I I was not ready for that how did I know that they would spawn over here H how I just smacked my headphones oh I am so I don't even ask how I did I okay unironically I tried like scratching like my ear while while wearing headphones which I I suppose you know ended predictably I promise I'm smart I promise I'm not like actually stupid usually I don't know something about when I'm recording it it changes me suddenly I get like the average IQ of a like a chimpanzee I don't know what I pared I do not remember pressing the Parry button but like okay whatever man I need to hit the split coin more I would say like like way more cuz I not doing a good job of doing that right now like that look there go byby Century that was probably the world's earliest knuckle blaster shot in the history of knuckle Blaster shots but we're going to ignore that and pretend like it didn't happen I'm sure you'll all get like preoccupied by like one time when I accidentally tried uh parrying with knuckle Blaster every video has got at least like three of those comments so you know don't break don't break your streak don't break your streak I wouldn't so you shouldn't too oh wow I don't even know what I just is that the Ser they got everything it might have been probably was oh I must say rutal filth do have a bit of a tendency for jumping off cliffs it's it's kind of like I mean like it's really funny but it's not who okay thank you sry what was that all about I swear I find new bugs with this game every time every time I play it I mean I suppose that is the uh Early Access indie game experience isn't it cuz you you got to remember this game isn't out yet which is really weird to say but like you know this game's not out yet so it it don't work I'm sure it'll release and there'll still be bugs like that in it just cuz that'd be funny might dead I guess I have so much health yeah I didn't have a rocket to bring myself back up and I kind of forgot about that so not to self don't don't do that I can't rocket r with an aut Marksman as sad as that may be I also I'm just wondering right like obviously you can one shot uh uh Whatchamacallit street cleaners with the Marksman right cuz I I just [ __ ] did it so obviously it's a thing but I feel like it's more precise with the a marksman like I feel like it happens less than with the normal one for some reason oh okay you just predicted me coming crazy that's great that filth jumped from there to that okay the bro's actually like crazy with it D literally insane I know you're here what was I about oh yeah Al Marksman I feel like it oneshot street cleaners like less less often is this just me uh I don't know can I can you guys like chill how did that hit me my bad how did are these guys like crazy accurate or something I don't know or do I just suck cuz I feel like I'm getting smacked by that way more than I ever was on violence yeah I did not want to get hit by that no thanks I also really do not want to experience the wrong end of this lava like not my cup of tea no thank you I really don't like the fact that this hideous Mass is like still just sat here like go away thank you appreciate it how did you get down there I swear you're not meant to move where's the other one come here the time is come oh good job good no matter how much you buff cus they will always be stupid and dive off into the nearest lava pit looking at you p-2 serverus oh my God I don't even have I don't even have my oil gun to like cheese Gabriel man I've only got all monks I can't cheese him with the oil gun and just like calling a drone strike guess I'll just have to shoot like eight coins never mind it kind of hit Gabriel instead that's kind of really annoying actually that yeah like you're going to prioritize gabw oh even when I try pairing with an aqu Blaster there it is I knew it would happen I knew it was was going to happen eventually but that's fine beat this man into the ceiling like that okay I see how it is I'm just going to jump around like like little prancing V1 I am shooting shooting the twink and also punching him in the face when the opportunity presents itself like that oh what the hell oh calm down Gabriel you're already dead Jesus la [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 40min 19sec (2419 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 27 2024