4 Idiots Fail To Speedrun ULTRAKILL

I'm going to play the level now bye-bye idiots bye bye catch up if you can already whing the thing bro we're doing the oh I died imately bro imagine Lynn dying I I slammed too early I mean it was intentional to let you catch up oh Budd see now you're all caught up and now I'm gone again door hugged oh God door stuck oh we're stuck door stuck don't worry give me like five seconds dooru door stuck door stuck door stuck okay boys let's go dead oh no the freeze frames who put magnets down I did because I bipar I I I bipolar that room because it's just easier I bipolar that the room that is a center you can Parry the swords machine d again stuck oh yeah I have to be careful about be careful about when I make my video because I have to censor out some of it you're going to have to send me like the band word list uh comic banned word list because I have some words on here that might be a little YouTube unfriendly oh for you I'm going to use my own recording yeah no I'm just saying because I oh hang on guys you know what time is never mind I can't can't cor nuke with four people around yeah you can I can just cor nuke I'm I did I did just call nuke yeah I'm here already oh the me when I coin punch come on guys catch up already why would the door open door stuck the door keeps getting [ __ ] D go go go best level in the game straight line I love straight line it's a good level straight line action I I can't move around you all if you don't skip the last room you're Bal well yeah I skipped it I skipped it let's go let's go I finished it 24 seconds new record get out of my way abandon hope all you who ENT here that's a weird my my swords I don't know why the so fast cuz they hit uh each other oh my God Cerberus is dead oh I've killed it FAS on my own bro all of my own okay not that one not not that one speed running with multiplayer is so funny bye-bye right door the door won't open oh my stuck door stuck door stuck the same M quality too by bye no we're not going the oh we already went there God Dam it you said we're I guess we just don't get I guess we just don't get to play we're doing no we're doing one Das yay I love this level this level how do how do four people do one Das we can't okay okay this is good this strugles through okay okay go go go go go go go [ __ ] Christ who's faster at 1 DS [ __ ] the person who has played the game the most I I suppose I got one aest down no come on what is going on back there ning this no that's not right I hate this level this level's go by this level we have been done this level three times already and all of them have been awful this one isn't actually this one's fine yeah at least we don't have three people in this the same money through yeah people core nuking the entire thing I love the text to speech yeah let me know when I can uh pull the Gabriel coin okay okay okay I need to remember how I do this final room final room in terms of our angels I have the whole past of of the actual Pokemon guys did you know in terms of angels G griel is the most readable shut up I wonder why okay so I do want you to let me know when I can uh pull the Gabriel joke stuff out what do you mean the Gabriel J because I have a uh because I have quite a lot of uh how do I do this one I completely forg how I do this one um this okay that one okay I know how to do that one I oh my God know I'm forgetting okay I'm bad brain R is real who's throwing coins stop who's throwing coins my fa o you my this has turned this has turned into this has turned not empty the pockets of your pantaloons for what purpose this is definitely not what I would call a speed run anymore withing we're slow a slow running at this point me when I forget how to do this one oh fat ass I feel like I'm playing worse because I'm playing with you idiots that's the actual experience welcome to ultra kill how may I help you welcome to how I help you I'm legitim voice of Gabriel there we go okay freaking heck why can't I beat this one huh I don't remember how I beat this one I remember how to do fuing Christ I I do remember how to do them because I it's just motion controls are whack on this yeah I did it [ __ ] finally let's go oh finally it looks like I'm at wit's end okay back to the speedrun door stuck door stuck finally thank God we don't have to do z-1 oh no we did that back here I thought it would take us to one two at least let's actually go play the game now yeah let's go play the game that was just a brief interlude just the brief one you have theuh I go to fast forward with that bit no I'm I'm leaving that b and it's funny no that bit is funny okay it makes us look all yes why is the door key getting stuck man what do you mean the door's getting stop my brother the door keep locking where are you we're in the water fall room come come on come out it can't it iton it won't open why that sounds like a u problem I can't lie we can go through when it I'm just going to go back to the oh wait I can't go back to the first room I'm just going to beat the level by high yeah I go do that real quick oh wait I can checkpoint in go back oh I'm already at the last room yeah where am I co go huh I'm going to break a drone with uh I guess not that works finally one Das two finally Well's fast to speedrun so the drones were broken most of the enemies in this mod are broken come on guys you're slow like come on yeah I'm already up here too hello okay oh my god oh oh my God oh my God that's the Strat that's the Strat for that room bro door stuck door stuck kakita please fix Lally door stuck wait I'll uh I'll enable cheat so like if the door get stuck you can just no clip through yeah that works we won't use if we don't need to uh cheats yeah there you go okay you can no CP if you need to now cheat now let me just well it's bit late for that I've already beaten the level be the level we already be level it's a bit late for that well we have it now oh go go go okay well I got the skull all right already huh oh we going Blue Room no we do I'm in the Hideous Mass room already oh yeah cuz you're only doing one I forgot the I forgot the soap I I don't think the soap soap doesn't work here so does do oh my God guys V2 I can't wait for this fight finally oh yeah this fight good fight 10 out of 10 maybe I'm doing something wrong how am I missing the speed for the dashes I know I I actually missed my coin I suck I missed my coin again I see to here never he's [ __ ] dead the door won't open oh my God lost again open for me yeah we needed the [ __ ] go boys Bridge Burner how do I cor nuk with four people surrounding me I don't you just ignore them bye-bye Bridge burn fans when they burn the bridge play Ultra kill who the [ __ ] are you okay I already be the left did you die come on gay people get in no you can't say that not in my video I just bleep it out just bleep it out then come on you beautiful okay okay am I recording good nothing happened this is the same the same run nothing happened nothing happen get in the love nothing have shut up I don't want to have to do like actual effort in bleeping you I don't want to actually edit videos I'm too lazy exactly bro you finally understand I understand too oh my God they're getting higher and higher veres do I have cheats enabled W okay okay cheats is cheats are on so if you need to no clip you can no clip yep D d three my favorite level finally oh no I'm stuck oh [ __ ] door you have no clip now don't worry yo yeah we don't we don't get door stuck anymore yeah this is real I'm going to go drain the water real quick what do you mean you're going to go drain the water well because I know where this is meant to be a speed run in like 17 air quotes yeah right four idiots speedrun Ultra kill yeah I two more like right four idiots try to speedrun ultra kill I can still drain the water I mean like yeah you can and I'm going to do it because I [ __ ] hate mine players that's kind of real I can't argue with that I don't know I don't know people see things with death they like that's so real okay water drained water dra it's actually not drained for me no that's for uh each player oh well bye-bye M FL that was easy what the [ __ ] bro just sat there I'm going one it I just chilling I one shot it let's go I'm good at video games finally hard level again it doesn't oh my God guys it's time for MOS I'm not going to clip out I'm I'm not going to clip out oh yeah no we actually we need to use the on this one do we you the only person yeah Minos MOS is really bugged on this one it's fine youate no yeah you have no oh yeah we could probably try no clipping then I mean I'm going to kill him is going to load though uh well I can just kill him faster yeah I can probably kill him faster than if you were there I mean who knows we've got a lot of damage between the three of us four of us and I'm like half of it I mean I'm learning how to cor nuke so I'm going to be eventually be useful at the game eventually okay that was hard bye-bye okay I'm going to like turn around see like three guys no clipping we can't we actually I'm going to sit here and wait to be hon got it I got it but he doesn't exist get off the table cat oh wait no it did work the no did work I see Minos good job let's go get I [ __ ] flying off the map I don't see the map anymore you don't see the map anymore byebye I got so byos let's go P not p p let's go what level is this 3-1 let's go Boys 3 das1 yeah I lost track honestly one shot the my FL I got it all right kill the ciz next room is going to be fun look at this serus who killed what someone killed the mace oh I did guys are you going to come down here we here we're being forced to noclip like half s s the entire room is black what the [ __ ] uh Sor there we go mine working now I'm already [ __ ] going to the next room sorry about that there we go you can rename this to like one idiot speeds run Ultra kill and four guys are just kind of there no no four idiots try to speed uh speedrun Ultra kill but three are failing exactly three don't know what they're doing yeah three don't know what they're doing yeah that's it when speed reader in the uh one speedrunner in the Three Stooges one speedrun and then tweetle D tweetle Dum and tweetle Dums less no brother Tweedle D and Tweedle dumb Tweedle Tweedle D Tweedle dumb and Tweedle dumbest Tweedle Dum I I want to be tweto dum missed it well my FL spin my FL spin oh I'm already out I'm already out SL I'm already out I'm done I've been out my door didn't open 125 finally Gabriel finally got something my game is a little bit oh oh my game was a little bit bugged by oh okay machine turn back now I just Windows noise I just I swear to God Windows okay husband shut up we're about to murder you he's going to die before we even get there oh yeah I'm a med look at that look at the D oh holy [ __ ] why he over here excuse me oh what happen dead teleported where are you two hello here we're here we're here he's dead I know Angel no he's not he's alive wa that was really fast oh my God we we've been doing this like every single run every time we get to uh before P to2 we do it's gay sex percent before we do rail coining uh Gabriel so it's just gay sex per rail Gabriel as fast as possible gay sex per rail Gabriel what a thrilling way to start off act to I mean you have real g at this point okay byebye to start off to man thanks for the Boost I I like how was call you pass I just saw someone rocket riding yeah that was me okay okay boys yo I I finished it you know what the drill is uh get us all right see you later bye-bye bye okay you guys get the P rank I'll speedrun the level the We Just sh godam it no don't fall down oh you I'm in the floor I okay clipping through the floor I literally just slammed into the floor and clipped in where are you guys oh I see I got K I'm just waiting I love how this is the one level in the game where you can actually use the um Sharpshooter helicopter mechanic yeah finally something useful I know we're going to use it let's go I'm using it get him [ __ ] sake am I the only this just bro just watching me yeah most of the bosses do that they focus on on one player yeah I know or the host brother oh my God guys it's 4-3 I'm going to play the level I'm not going to jump out of bounds I'm going to play the level oh wait yeah shoit yourself yeah I will suit myself where the [ __ ] okay blind I will suit myself I'm gone I am out of here yeah I'm just blind okay here we are it's this way [ __ ] at this freid I'm doing the full level blind I'm going to get the ch challenge finally I can get the challenge this is how you're meant to get the challenge with other people exper the level yeah this is how you meant to do it how intended the game to be played definitely it definitely isn't a broken buggy mess this is how the game was meant to be played oh hello hi I was trying to see if the soap was up there but it's not oh that's it's all good though oh both of you okay you died no I'm alive I'm the only one alive I got kill and I have to go all the way back that's kind of I'm lost I'm at the start and I'm lost how were you lost at the start you see it's black I can barely see myself oh you don't have a torch use the um overheat gun as a torch oh overheat nail yeah well too late for that too late late that do actually do late V2 time we get to bully me finally I'm canonically V2 and Gabriel's my husband Gabriel's my husb aage did you just go the wrong way okay you went the wrong way me yeah you went the wrong way this oh this is the long way oops me to look I haven't Wait Wait Don't spawn don't SP don't spawn him don't spawn him you know what time it is yeah wait yeah play two can play this game oh right V2 no real CH wait wait wait I'm almost here I'm almost here sorry that I took me so long I haven't gotten to this level yet hang no no you sit for there that's actually kind of funny thumbnail if I get that finally bro was not sitting down yeah it wasn't letting me fire fire thumbnail fire thumbnail y you know what time is bye-bye byebye he's already dead come on V2 no he's not going you get back here right this [ __ ] instant okay well hard Fight Hard fight yeah [ __ ] Nikon what is I just saw someone rocket riding off the pyramid I can't Rocket Ride yo I get to hook on the people yeah no I know I know I could but like for this level I'm able to just okay boys the [ __ ] I think they spawn yeah cuz we didn't kill the mar I killed it what do you mean I killed it no we didn't we didn't come on nerds on way we're coming go I can't you just fall out the am I all right I'm going to go oh I see you okay uh I'm not going to clip out the wall that's lame lame well so we just want to fight the music in this level like actually bangs yeah right and you just can't hear it it's just so can barely hear it sometimes hang on if we all go to different doors and we all get our own skulls at the same time have to wait for you we have to wait for you because of spawning mechanic oh my God this is lame yeah I know please fix the come on boys multi- kill is going to be finished eventually no it won't eventually eventually it will be finished especially with the type of game this is have we killed everything where's the last thing alive Maurice it's a Maurice underneath I I did just see that okay middle middle I'm just going to blast this first Maurice I mean hey I said what I did I did what I said hell yeah I'm going to Nuke the mine flare uh I tried rail coining the mine flare and ended up rail coining one of you ah fo well it's dead let's go oh [ __ ] no what the [ __ ] G bro out bro clipped out the map yeah I did wait wait wait guys watch this wait come back huh come back okay what's up come back wow so cool wait what what is this I don't see anything hello oh how are you in there byebye hello it's m Divinity mod also my entire game has gone black I can't yeah he has mass Divinity on I can't see oh wait the level's okay the level's finished for me bye-bye all right uh look I will eventually beat you in speed running eventually okay you mean never bye-bye no it's one day one day I will I see someone [ __ ] Just landing at the corner of the map yeah that was me speed running is something undedicated to I wish I could Rocket Ride wish be good at the game no I'm so bad at it every time I try to Rocket Ride it just immediately dips down you got to hold up oh so I have to hold up Direction it's like a marioart glider oh it's a oh God that sounds awful it's interesting it's a choice it is a choice someone's going to be set at the fairy man I just know it uh-oh oh no can we like not targeting me [ __ ] angel is targeting me now okay I stand corrected I stand corrected yeah nice shot nice shot come on boys hurry up oh I got the [ __ ] skull God damn okay good fight good fight good fight fair good fight I I I'm no longer allowed to exit levels it sucks to be you it really does I just like a th for the Ship of Fools it's time for the 43 43 minute level oh you already went to the other side [ __ ] hell I'm never fixing that time on standard that's funny to be fair 43 minute ass first time I ever played and it took me 43 minutes to beat this level 43 minutes is kind of wild everything just it's the longest level it took what's up got stuck what if I take what if I take it oh I can't take it that's sad ER blocking door would close it's so real thanks thanks thanks AO I just miss God this room is already dead this room is so corable corable yeah but I don't do that because well CH you take a oops sorry about that just wait for sorry about that hey it's my room it's your room ah yeah Be not Afraid Center Be not Afraid Center I have to I have to over pump every single time in that room oh [ __ ] because the L cuz every time I'm in this room the when it gets wet it's because of me V2 oh my [ __ ] god that's the joke this was a mistake if you didn't know there's a button here that you can hit with the knuckle Blaster and it just tips the ship over oh you all just disappeared when the ship turned over wait there's a button yeah outside the map he added it um for people who want to do challenge runs kind of based oh yeah kind of based actually totally based I'm just here all right oh [ __ ] what I for there's like this room has more enemies hey you're in my you're my husb room die for me did you just kill yourself okay I always over pump no matter what as soon as I'm standing on the Gabriel platform you know you can dodge the over pump right no I purposely don't okay I can't arue with that we're too bad at the game to actually do this I I purposely don't in that room specifically oh my God I see the secrets why are they outside the map NOP nuh-uh Leviathan Time come on boys nuh-uh no you know what time it is come here I got [ __ ] sent back to the room I I just saw someone fly off in a completely unrelated Direction yeah you that was me you shot me in the air with that core oh oh oh dear oh he's dead he's dead wait how fast was it I didn't even get to see it oh 17 seconds oh world record finally that was kind of crazy L think it's demolished on MP4 that needs to be I'm I'm going to clip that from your video and I'm literally just going to make it a [ __ ] thing yeah just make it a YouTube short someone needs to make an out of context for your channel there is no out of context e no there always is it's Ultra kill it's Ultra kill you can get out of context with literally anything you can kill sopus with a pla Marksman and miss all the paries and still would be out of context that's kind of true actually just people wouldn't get it okay boys I'm gone I am gone I mean it's Ultra kill when has anything been in context the context is that killing each other already we here yeah wait I can see you floating in midad I I just beat freaking swords machine the secret one every time I press B I have B bounded to flight so when I go to emote I just fly yeah same but I don't have cheats enabled so well I do cuz I know no clip sh I've got I've got the funny uh oh my God she's here wow she's finally here finally performing for you if you know the words you could join it okay wrong way wait what's the code for the jacket Lobby [ __ ] uh you're not allowed to join we're already we're already in to deep we've already speedrun half the game yeah pretty much the entire game we're 62 nowo after we do P1 and P2 you can come in come come here and [ __ ] ding I just he already join anyway what I I I just looked in the voice chat you know you know what four people speedrun Ultra kill just just turned into five people speedrun Ultra kill uh okay but the still going to be four people to in the chat bro ni TR Al I have nothing in my inventory I will cor you anytime I see you [ __ ] the title is going to stay the exact same and we're just going to have five people and it's going to be really confusing cuz that's funny also I am I am in the funny oh wait where speed ring is that's right I I'm [ __ ] stupid I went immedi I literally went I've been doing rank bro I I was in the sisan area you were fighting angry and rude I wasn't fighting I was just standing there bro you got in my way my okay you got in the way of my rocket right I can't believe this you know what time is never mind it missed I I love again missed I love rail coining Miss in this room he's is dead died I'm I still have the skull in my hand without it being in my hand yeah on uh not broken mod 100% working as intended working and real working yo what's up working twerking and jerking you know what who got in the way my Rocket Ride oh damn you actually got that right I got too but I freaking messed it up come on guys you got you got Gabriel's monologue to get here you your here will you kill my husband rail him to the next Dimension you have to ra alive make him feel alive he bye Gabriel bye Gabriel bye Gabriel already [ __ ] I have't move bye Gabriel it's [ __ ] dead oh through the [ __ ] okay I'm the level all right hello and your day 5c P rank literally just I'm just going to edit a whole section of it and try to get uh [ __ ] what's it called I'm trying to literally just I'm just just going to get Gabriel's voice I'm going to figure out how to do it properly in the uh like the editor I'm just going to make an entire gay sex Arc with him that is a terrible idea well you see BR left immediately I don't know why and yeah I'm V2 and Gabriel is my husband sciss there we go rock paper scissors I have turned PVP off why is it oh because it we can heal each other even with PVP off you just don't take you can still kill each other I don't know if you realized that took I this I got this this I got this I got the torch I got this watch me watch me go and uh yo okay I've already missed already this is a true final boss of w kill players stairs it's fine I have I also I have overheat it's fine I can see I can see and I made it I made it too and I don't have a never mind I have theor are we all here y let's all real coin him I cannot wait for him to heal cuz you just forget to kill the eyes oh no we what never mind he did the blue attack Okay saw blade it up boys he's dead s blade it up oh put all your magnets down okay okay all all the magnets go and don't stand don't stand in the swords cuz they all break this is terrible this is so stupid this is so stupid the temples of M well I guess I'm stuck up here because uh I don't have the torch and I can't see you use over oh boy no no the magnet keep putting them down keep putting them down okay boys it's it's so over it's Jo no no no no down that we just bleue Bard so hard weak already but you're about to [ __ ] die weak bro you're about to die MOS I don't no weak he's dead we just that hard fight so hard it was per ranked yo I oh my God what oh yeah they have this is something that exists that's that's so huge they so huge and like it's just it's amazing like they have so many cool emotes you got this one from for dash s no I hate four Das I like it it's fun I hate it I hate it boys let's go R let's go okay let's go all right should doing the [ __ ] skateboard let's go okay let's P rank it easy Le the room oh my God my frame rate and it's dead yeah it's dead dead go go go they're already dead go they're already dead oh God damn it I don't know what my queen just hit but it worked go boys mine flare room mine flip where are you I got stuck again uh you have no clip yeah I did I just did here we go if you die to that that is my bad but like you just shouldn't have died to that LOL I'm back well we it's p now I have health let's go can I can can I uh yeah if you hurry up I got the we're almost done with the [ __ ] level again well then I'll just be in s box let me know when you guys are done I have a skull on me yeah well I have a m flare to kill okay I'll just put it back I'll just put it back so you can get never mind I killed it I just grappled to you Fu why is there only one of us where the rest these idiots go I'm over here what do you mean you're over here okay this is a good level so true good [ __ ] level yeah P we your friendly fire on when and I can't wait for the PE free update and it's just [ __ ] Goku that's so Goku Prime Goku yeah yeah you just walk in the you beat like the prison or whatever the triangle and it's just [ __ ] Goku triangle that's flesh prison flesh triangle I don't know what I don't know what the next shape's going to be it's a it's a accurate okay Circle we're going to have the we're going to have the FLH the circle pris FL the Fleshlight we got the flesh Spear and inside of it it's just going to be [ __ ] Goku the flesh beer I think you're having wrong I everything just died it did go boys go free Goku Prime real okay someone yeah thank you there we go now I have health am I sure uh no think fast idiots think fast chugle nuts why are you nuking it think first so uh let me know when you guys are done okay almost oh I don't have my co and and then maybe like send the uh thing in the voice oh no I have perm damage okay we're just going to do that much damage to flesh P oh oh sh what are you wait we going huh yeah why are you attacking theop if it just ends up dying anyway why not no because it's funny and we we can kill it before uh he escapes boys you know you know what time is yeah we need to uh is as valuable as your life is literally as valuable as some who's using nail gun bro I don't I don't like ala oh my God I don't I I kind of use olda but sometimes I don't because I just found that just having both saw blades can be annoying this is like the least efficient SW trap I think I've ever seen oh you have a oh you have low tier cispus uh tried getting that on store but it didn't work for you should kill yourself now oh my God already you should kill yourself he's actually just [ __ ] dead he's so dead bye I AC before Ling that was a hard level it was P ranking 4 minutes and 38 seconds wow new world record new world record boys [Music] finally [Music] oh

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Published: Sun Mar 03 2024