UCN Voice Lines animated (Best FNAF Voices)

hahahaha never underestimate the cunning of a pirate or a fox for that matter is are like animals but I am very aware please deposit five coins please deposit five coins please deposit five coins please deposit five coins please deposit please deposit please deposit for much our performance was demanded of me and now I have delivered oh you hear that it's the sweet sweet sound of your eternal silence [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what did you think of my act I don't get out much so you'll have to forgive my enthusiasm I bet you weren't expecting me where yeah turn your back for one second and I'm like with you knit skills let me put you back together you can take you apart all over again [Applause] [Music] [Music] I'm sorry but there is never enough woman this stage will build with us it's time to take [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] my friend you have met a terrible terrible demise but you know I I don't feel too bad about it after all if if it weren't from me it would have just been from someone else you know I guess what I'm trying to say is life life goes on well from for everyone else life goes on not not for you you're you're dead that's neither here nor there it reminds me of one summer day in the park I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville and I said to him I said who are vil I might have a story and he said to me what's the significance of the story and I said to him Orville not every story has to have significance you know sometimes you know sometimes a story is just a story if you try to read into every little thing and find meaning and everything anyone says you'll just drive yourself crazy had a friend do it once wasn't pretty we talked about it for years and then not only that but you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe and thinking something you shouldn't think or assuming something you shouldn't assume you know sometimes I said a story is just a story so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich okay of course it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it elephants have those clumsy hands you know actually I suppose that's the problem they don't have hands at all do they they're they're all feet yeah I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet now if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby I said to him waffle let me go get you some rye bread now I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread but I assure you that ovale does now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh and Tuesday they made sourdough bread on Monday and threw it out Wednesday or rather they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed the ducks and then probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out I don't recall I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday and then go feed the ducks he would buy all of the sourdough bread of course you know you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all it swells up in their stomach and then they all die it at least at least that's what I've heard you know I never saw any ducks die myself but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread and if you want my opinion on the matter and I told although this as well if you want to feed ducks what birds are any kind for that matter it's best to buy seed I mean when you think about it breads of any sort don't occur in nature they don't grow on trees or spring up from the bushes I don't think Birds know what to do with bread what was I saying oh oh yes yes so I bought Orville some rye bread what a fine day it was [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Arcade Chick

Views: 22,960,655

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Id: 7WfIKqJZaYs

Length: 9min 11sec (551 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 23 2018