All UCN voice lines with subtitles

ha ha never underestimate the cunning of a pirate or a fox for that matter iron you never stood a chance iron I came for you booty that be treasure you know I can't run like I used to but I can pull myself apart just fine ah so much more spacious in here they may stay a while that day was totally rigged that's what you get for leaving me hanging it's not my fault I have these fat plastic fingers and get dressed with buttons mister hugs got me again if I get jumpscared you get jumpscared you won't get tired of dying will you where's my beak lodged in your forehead of course you won't get tired of my voice will you let's go somewhere more private so I can eat you [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] to me I don't hate you but you need to stay out of my way I recognize you but I'm not afraid of you not anymore the others are under my protection the others are like animals but I am very aware I am we bathe but not by you by the one you should not have killed no light can save you now I have always been hiding in your shadow what a gift to relish a victim that can't perish I am given the flesh to be your tormentor you know I get eventually there just isn't room in here for we put you back together the particular part all over again we must see how many times you can be pulled apart I assure you I am very real this time there is more than interfere [Music] [Music] [Music] I did not even speak instead [Music] it feels you couldn't make it to my show so about the show to you show times around the hour not a minute before and not a minute later it's time to take your final bow I am sorry but there was never enough room on this stage will bear with us our performance was demanded of me and now I have delivered oh I could hear you breathing admit it you wanted to let me in why do you hide inside these walls don't be shy these are strange circumstances that have brought us together everyone underestimates me but then they turn their back and I'm like boo and they're like freddy fazbear happy frog is the new star of the show we've only just begun I will never let you leave I will never let you rest [Music] my friend you have met a terrible terrible demise but you know I I don't feel too bad about it after all if if it weren't from me it would have just been from someone else you know I guess what I'm trying to say is life life goes on well from for everyone else life goes on not it's not for you you're dead that's neither here nor there it reminds me of one summer day in the park I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville and I said to him I said whoever like I have a story and he said to me what's the significance of the story and I said to him Orville not every story has to have significance you know sometimes you know sometimes a story is just a story you try to read into every little thing and find meaning and everything anyone says you'll just drive yourself crazy I had a friend do it once wasn't pretty we talked about it for years and not only that but you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe and thinking something you shouldn't think or assuming something you shouldn't assume you know sometimes I said a story is just a story so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich okay of course it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and poor Louisville was having such difficulty eating it elephants have those clumsy hands you know actually I suppose that's the problem they don't have hands at all do they they're they're all feet and I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet now if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby I said to him Lovell let me go get you some rye bread now I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread but I assure you that ovale does now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday they made sourdough on Monday and through it out Wednesday or rather they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed the ducks and then probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out I don't recall I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday and then go feed the ducks he would buy all of the sourdough bread of course you know you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all it swells up in their stomach and then they all die it at least at least that's what I've heard you know I never saw any ducks die myself but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread and if you want my opinion on the matter and I told all this as well if you want to feed ducks what birds are any kind for that matter it's best to buy seed I mean when you think about it breads of any sort don't occur in nature they don't grow on trees or spring up from the bushes I don't think Birds know what to do with bread what was I saying oh oh yes yes so I bought Orville some rye bread what a fine day it was [Music] ah it seems that you have met your end what a pity you know I I don't feel too bad about it though after all if they want me it would have just been one of the others I guess I'm honestly just glad to be out of those air ducts you know it's it's not easy for a hippopotamus to fit up there and not easy to get down either and not as young as I used to be as you can see I used to be able to do all the sorts of things you're young you're vibrant you have that sort of pep in your step it reminds me of a conversation I was having with one of my good friends Orville we were having a nice picnic one day I believe it was summer no perhaps it was was it the fall yes yes it's it was the fall because the leaves had turned already but I said to Orville I says awful I have a story to tell you and Orville looked at me you know kind of odd and and said what's it about I said to him not every story has to be about something wonderful sometimes a person just wants to talk what is everything have to be a story I said to him he just looked at me and he said well you you you said you had a story and you know he was quite right I did in fact I told him I had a story I suppose if a person just wants to talk then it's best to not announce that you're telling a story telling a story does come with its own pressures and expectations I I suppose after all if you're just talking to a friend and there's no more expectations than if you were talking into the wind words by themselves unexpected to carry it unexpected to stick but if you know if you announce you're telling a story well then there'd better be a point to it all you know no one wants to sit and listen to someone ramble on and on and on with absolutely no end in sight so you know it's it's good to be mindful that when you tell someone that you're about to tell a story that you have something to say telling someone that you're gonna tell them a story is tantamount to asking them to stop what they're doing and and pay attention you're basically saying hey hey hey buddy stop everything stop what you're thinking I have a solution to everything and well I didn't really have any story to tell in hindsight I probably just misspoke when I said that I had a story I think it would have just been better to tell Orville that I wanted to tell him something rather than tell him that I had a story but you know even then it might have put too much importance on the whole thing either way it was quite a nice day I remember I remember that we were drinking tea well it seems that your journey has ended very sorry about that it was was always gonna end this way of course if it weren't by me would have just been by some other you know terrible thing just you could not imagine how terrible it would be just I get scared thinking about it glad it's not me it reminds me of a of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville we were we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons I was on the Left he was on the wait was I on the right or left anyways it doesn't matter we were sitting on there washing the pigeons and I said to Orville friend those birds are frozen and he kind of looked at me like I lost my mind but I reminded him that it was winter you know and often birds will sit in a tree until they freeze and then they think you know sort of fall to the ground until the Sun warms up and they can you know move around again so I said to Orville you might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw because they can't very well enjoy them in the condition they're in to which he asked what I meant and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to birds assuming that I meant the birds couldn't enjoy the breadcrumbs in the condition that the crumbs were and when in fact I had meant that birds could not enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in considering that the birds were frozen you know so he took a moment and then threw his last handful onto the ground I said to him Orville why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told you they're frozen to which he responded the breadcrumbs are not frozen again misunderstanding my words I didn't mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen when I said I told you they're frozen I had been referring to the birds you know in hindsight what what I should have said was and this would make perfect sense why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds of frozen he misunderstood upon my correction stating that he didn't know what else to do with the breadcrumbs and that perhaps you know when the birds thought they'd still be able to eat the crumbs so I I said to Orville I said this is what I said to him I said Orville the birds may be dead [Music] it seems that you have met a horrible demise my friend but you know these these things happen in life life goes on not for you obviously you're you're dead but it reminds me of a time I was I was having a conversation with my friend Orville we were where were we I think we will buy the with him the river we were sitting by the river and watching the fish leap over the falls and I said to Orville you know sometimes I feel like a fish leaping over and over again always trying to get somewhere though I don't know where only to find myself in the jaws of a beast he course looked at me a surprised you know have you been in the jaws of a beast friend to which I said no of course not Orville I said no no no no I simply meant that life can seem like a relentless endeavor to overcome meaningless obstacles only to meet an equally meaningless fate regardless of your efforts regardless of the obstacles you've passed and Orville he he stood and proceeded to drape me with a picnic cloth to which I asked him I said friends what what are you doing he looks at me very concerned really I feel like you've gotten too much Sun indeed indeed I had he proceeded to pour me a glass of just ice-cold lemonade oh you ever mix it with iced tea you do like well half lemonade hat would so you should try it somewhere you can't because you're dead but anyways so you may be asking yourself how did I go from sitting by the falls and drinking lemonade to being wedged in the air duct not only with Orville but with an entire assortment of fruity colored friends well there's uh there's really no good answer to that but perhaps I met a demise of my own at some point and this is my afterlife or my dream whatever it might mean I I honestly don't know or maybe it doesn't mean anything at all maybe it doesn't mean anything at all I consider it a dignified death not really it was actually quite pathetic if you sit by the river long enough you will see the body of your enemy float by even monkeys fall from trees the nail that sticks out gets hammered down the talented hawk hides his claws don't you hate getting killed by obscure secondary characters stranger danger I was just waiting for you to drop your guard whoops that's gonna leave a mark this is how it feels and you get to experience it over and over and over again forever I will never let you leave what did you think of my act I don't get out much so you'll have to forgive my enthusiasm I hope you enjoyed the grand finale now is my time to shine he tried to release you he tried to release us but I'm not gonna let that happen I will hold you here I will keep you here no matter how many times they burn us please deposit five coins please deposit five coins you are trying to trick this old bird thought you could fool me with that side but I was too smart for you I may not like wet floors but the smell fresh meat is just too enticing what looks like you're the one that slipped up this time sure what can I do for you yargh how may I be of service to you er who touched me bird jar me bird likes you so I'll do you a favour er you win some you lose some yard he play with fire and sometimes he get burned Jim and I will be making music together for a long long time you hear that it's the sweet sweet sound of your eternal silence hey keep it down good job when I hear you play by my rules Asad was requested of me and now I sing it looks like something bad happened I guess you forgot about me want to see the scooping room I guess you forgot about me time for your controlled shock time for your controlled shock let's see how many pieces I can cut you into you won't die but y'all wish you could be overs I've been looking for you let me make room free I always come back [Music]

Channel: Jaze Cinema

Views: 1,776,988

Keywords: ultimate custom night, ultimate custom night all voices

Id: rVrKuYXXi4c

Length: 24min 26sec (1466 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 21 2018