Tyler Perry's 'House Of Payne' Season 9 Full Ep 1: "A Wise Man's Opinion"

mom dad that's not here oh well where is he he went to the game oh uh okay you gonna say hi to your brother and sister i'm sorry what's up twins what are you doing here oh what do you mean you're supposed to be at college oh yeah yeah uh well i drove home to talk to your dad okay all right well he'll be back in a little bit okay i'm so proud of you you know that thank you no no really you've been doing great in college and i just i'm just so proud of you mom please don't start crying when i was your age i was out there doing that you know so much and here you are doing good doing good because i was out there [Laughter] i mean you would not believe i'm so glad you went around to see that and me there you're so proud of you [Applause] mom yes i need to tell you when there's something oh don't give me that look that's the look i was given when i was out there when i was out there shutting it down come on please stop okay then why are you so serious uh it's not it's not serious at all malee are you sure yeah yeah i'm sure what is it it's nothing i'll just wait for dad to come home to talk to both of you i know you need to talk to both of us at the same time it's bad uh no no no i promise is anybody hurt no everybody alive is there a police officer involved oh no no no no drugs mom no all right do you want me call your dad no no i'm sure i'm sure it's fine all right where are you going i'm going to talk to auntie ellen uncle curtis oh it's bad and she's at church well maybe she could pray for me what is it it's nothing it's not that i promise you everything's fine so good do you want some lunch no no fine i can't eat what is it it's nothing just don't even worry about it okay hurry back all right what the hell what'd they say my dad's not home yet oh okay yeah look i'm gonna go talk to my uncle what i'm supposed to do while you over there doing all that can you just go for a drive and i'll call you when i get back who gonna pay for all that gas while i'm just driving around with nowhere to go it's gonna be all right i got you on the gas i'll call you when they get back all right oh you big balling like that girl you know you dealing with uh so yeah just go for a ride on 285 okay when you want me to get off when you get to the end ain't that like a full circle full circle and a half yeah you'll be all right all right then i love you i love you too i'ma go nah watch me walk away all right now okay i see you oh my god they're gonna kill me [Music] so they gonna kill me no it's gonna be all right i'm gonna live i'll be all right oh no they got insurance they don't want me dead they can collect money um and that i need to tell you something dad mom i need to tell you something oh my gosh they're really gonna kill me dad sit your ass down i need to talk to you i definitely can't do that hit my ass whoops dad oh my gosh what are you doing she get the crap out of me no what are you doing home from school need to talk to mom and dad oh everything good yeah okay no well what is it um um you know what maybe i should just get a man's opinion what the hell i look like i'm sorry i know that but you're kind of like a man boy wow what the hell is a man boy a man who's part boy more boy i'm a man okay sure i mean i'm just calling that cause that's what uncle curtis call you okay okay stop it just stop okay okay just can i ask you something what is it when you and tracy had a baby how was it oh bite your tongue you going to hell for that i'm i'm just asking you don't ask that i'm i'm sorry i just i just want to know please oh you're bringing back some bad memories i'm gonna try to bring this up for you let me close my eyes and think about it i'm getting mad as hell oh no who's on you ready to tell me no please please can you just tell me it was insane really yeah well how so one thing you don't want is a crazy baby mama i know that man don't do it that's why we gave you all those comments when you went to school yeah you still haven't uh that was years ago man that was a lot it was eight in the box oh uh i could see that be an issue mm-hmm yeah and i wasted five trying to figure out how they work oh lord yeah they really fragile but uh yeah look i got a problem big dog wait is that girl pregnant wait what girl the one your parents don't like wait what yeah uh wha wha what's her name lisa lisa really they don't like me oops did i say that yeah you did can you tell me well the last time you brought her home all hell broke loose hmm i did not know that take it from me keep her as far away from your parents as my dad's right hand is from his left because of his belly that's a whole lot of distance well why don't they like her hmm parents hardly ever like the first girlfriend or the second the third the fourth you get lucky if they like the fifth i mean should i just be single i guess i can do it well is that right yeah okay don't do anything that i wouldn't do okay no you know what scratch that do everything that you would do all right okay so did i help you no not at all well thank you i tried wait where you going oh i'm going to see what your mama cook auntie ella's house is across the street yeah but mama's at church and i'm hungry now hey calvin hey hey twins it's in the fridge i know what you came for thank you hey i thought you were gonna go see uncle curtis yeah um i was um what happened mom you and dad don't like lisa who lisa oh lisa you know lisa i know lisa go on and tell them oh so you all don't like her uh um she well you could tell me uh it's okay um how can i put this baby um that girl a lot a lie lie what does that mean a lot a lot of what um what is that a lot of everything all posted on social media you know she has a lot of racy pictures everything is up and now the push pull just it's a lie yeah okay why do y'all check her page what do you mean i check all your pages remind me to change my page so why don't y'all like her i wouldn't say we don't we don't like her we just stop that line you lie calvin calvin it's good it's not that we don't like her it's just that we don't like her they don't like her he's not lying oh wow sorry it's all good we just think you could do better even a little bit one to ten i'll take it like a half like a point five or better oh okay well just tell me how you really feel i mean this isn't hurtful at all it's constructive good chat i'm sorry baby i really am it's okay i'm just devastated i'm gonna go now wait where are you going to go find my heart it's been crushed on no no wait just just malik really i am so so proud of you and your dad will be home soon so he can tell me how how he feels too see you can tell us whatever this is you want to say okay we're so proud of you that ain't gonna last long all right well thank you okay why you lied to that boy i didn't lie i told you well you was gentle i try what am i gonna do they gonna kill me what you doing uncle curtis oh take it back uncle curtis he's not here i'm looking right at you stop looking through my door you don't have any curtains that don't mean you can look through it the glass is frosted for a reason uncle curtis why is the door locked cause i don't want you in here come on i need to talk to you no go home uncle curtis please ugh i want to talk to you i don't want to talk to you so that's a dilemma uncle curtis please open the door come on no go home but never never never never now what are you doing here hi you're supposed to be in college hello why are you here well i need to talk to all the critters okay we'll go on and talk to him the door's locked curtis please make it stop what come get this chain off this door is that boy with you what boy malik you can't come in either come on man open this door i don't want to be bothered watching the game man i thought you was at church church is over you would know that if you came sometime oh ella please curtis come on now i'm not playing with you baby i love you but i'm not opening the door okay lily go around back all right hurry up hurry up hurry okay okay curtis come on i want to take these shoes off my feet are hurting take them out out there on the porch they need to air out anyway chris who are you talking to well you you need to buy some bigger shoes i wear a six ain't nothing about you at six baby ain't nothing about you or six either but you sweat ears what the hell is that imposed to me curtis come on now you think i'm playing no baby i love you but i'm not opening the door okay not opening the door oh you play too much look hey send that boy away and i open the door everything i got at church just flew out the wood help me hold this jesus [Music] come on you got it you acted right there you had it right there man come on now brother hand you are really something else why are you in my house why are you in my house why are you in my house i'm saving your life you want to play games ah i'm sorry no no no curtis help me baby help me okay you really left me out there no i'm sorry kevin no you're not no you are not i am i am you just what i told you i told you my feet hurt you left me out there i told you get bigger shoes i don't need no bigger shoes you just need to open the door you know what that's fine fine talk to your nephew i don't want to talk to him malik talk to him where you going i'm going to change okay okay that's good that's good you go change hurry up you can get that sunny day tomate don't take baby i'm not cooking we ain't about to go through this i know we ain't going through this yeah i'm not cooking say what i'm not cooking what do you mean you're not canelo you left me out there so i'm not cooking are you kidding me huh as hard as i work all week ella all week curtis stop saying that you are retired you don't work i still gotta work ella on my nerves on my nerves baby you're really not gonna cook baby you really left me out there you really didn't open that door that's cause you with the rug rat i mean you just hit me i'm sitting right here sensitive that's the problem aggressive hello malik go and talk to your uncle i'm not talking to him go on go on ella the kitchen's that way baby i know that curtis so go on in there and start dinner i'm so hungry i'm hungry too we'll stop curtis i'm going after i change my clothes go on the league talk to your home you're gonna what you think you gonna do with my call this what you gonna do it you gonna use your playing hat your player just not out cuz i love you baby leave me alone baby i know you love me too i love you you love me too hey i'm curtis are you growling cause you in my cave this is a living room not a man cave i'm a bear right about that beard i'm trying to watch the game yeah i know and i need to talk to you what the hell are you doing i don't what did the chief just say i don't want to talk to you what you in your mind what the hell is wrong with you i just need a wise man's opinion oh well you sure can't talk to your daddy yeah you're right because he ain't wise your daddy hate what okay oh okay i get it okay whatever whoa look hold that thought once you touch down i want to see it the touchdown i want to see the touchdown look i i know but okay what is it uncle curtis look i just need to talk to you all right i just need you to promise that if i tell you you won't tell my dad cause he'll have a fit yeah okay all right i promise all right well what is it are you listening to me all right all right son i'm listening all right oh okay i see you look if you're listening to me turn the tv off you are so demanding you know what never mind she just wasted my time what is all this we did all this for that but you're not even paying attention i am no don't you look what you're doing no see hold that though i knew they can get that touchdown give it something you ready to listen now all right all right man man young man what is it lee hey never mind don't you do that don't you do that that's what they'll do no don't do that no never mind i'm over it now okay stop wasting my time okay look i think lisa's pregnant that's a good guy what the cycle of life girl get pranked who's lisa my girlfriend [Music] what [Music] you

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Length: 21min 23sec (1283 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 12 2020