Twitch Streamers Talking To Each Other (ft. Damien Haas) | Improvised Roundtables

[Music] foreign artists this week we're diving into the Hollywood of the internet we're talking about internet streamers the time is the future and the media is the streaming these new artists have emerged in the last few years and what do they do but record every waking moment of their lives in order to broadcast it live to their millions and millions of fans it's called The Art of streaming and if you don't know what it is catch up so log on click record and let's go live let's listen in to be with you all day yeah thanks for having me this is like a room full of powerhouses this is excellent guys I am so pumped to be here wow what a freaking fantastic sandwich of a time you guys are a bunch of cheese it's freaking dope to be here absolutely should we uh go around and say our names I would love that uh what's up guys I'm Mitchell Franks and I am a YouTuber from 2010 to 2015. who's now turned to streaming uh to survive and to have a lot of fun uh mostly the fun part I usually did uh kind of review stuff and I still do a lot of reviews uh we play some video games and once in a while you'll catch me sleeping on my stream yeah I do sleep streams catch up what's up my name is Kyler uh you might also know me as chuggler chug Army what's up what's up Chuck Army Chuck Army Chuck Army check Army check Army um I like to choke stuff um I also prank my grandma and uh recently I have been getting into um making uh t-shirts that I sell online um based on what you guys say in the chat what you want on the freaking t-shirts and stuff hey guys what's up I'm known as chicken Wang little thing um my name is Paula Simpson and you may know me you may know me for my stream every Sunday Tuesday and Wednesday I make fried chicken and then I sit on it come on next boy I'm guyless Saint beef uh I'm all the way from Australia uh what's up to my beefcakes out there uh I'll play all kinds of games uh Call of Duty Valerie fork knife uh yeah we play all kinds of like Apex Legends it's not about coming in first we're all big on Mental Health uh in my community talking about things but not trauma dumping no no yeah save that [ __ ] for your [ __ ] mom dude thank you and uh if you're interested in buying my plain black hat uh that's available linked down below I wear it because not because I'm going bald it's just like it's a representation of my uh my brand I love those games and I think you're a really cool guy you should come on my stream every once yeah I love to yo let's collab let's connect let's look up I would love to my uh management team will reach out to yours that's fantastic yeah internet in Australia is real slow but it'll I'll get back to you oh yeah great oh awesome yeah I would love to connect yeah definitely connect after this that's great wow so much networking going on already um I'm Violet tomato and I am a streamer I have amassed um somewhere around 500 million subscribers and I do streams um watching my boyfriend play video games I've seen your stuff and it you are like so funny I like find that like thank you some streamers I don't know I I just find that like everything you say even though you're not trying to be funny just comes out like so funny thank you I get a lot that I'm funny people tell me all the time that I'm really funny and that I should do stand up um and which is funny because I say little to no words in my streams I would say it's mostly just a lot of this it's a lot of watching it's a lot of checking my phone it's a lot of twirling my hair it's a lot of looking at a fake watch on my wrist and then going like a big sigh that's so funny and I think it's crazy because like we can't even see what your boyfriend is playing usually we can barely hear it we have no idea we have no idea if he's good we have no idea if he's bad every once in a while I'll say good job babe but you have no idea if that means he's actually doing well or if I'm just really supportive you know what I'll be honest with you I've kept your streams on in the background of my own uh game playing before and sometimes I just pretend you're talking to me right I like when people tell me good job Mark is my wife she's uh she's not supportive at all she's off being like a nurse that's so selfish it's always just nice to have you know it's the sense of community and I'm glad you know that's like something I'm trying to provide to people is if they are playing a game and they're not sure if they're doing a good job they can tune in and listen to a girlfriend in the background who is maybe genuine or maybe not when I say good job but either way she's saying it no it's so important as a streamer to have a good Community around you yeah absolutely totally shout out to my chug Army who I think is the best army for them how about the Beefcake said there you know let's let's see some comments on this chat okay and what about those Frank heads out there uh what about those Frank heads out there kind of maybe drop something in the chat if you want to um I guess we are addressing our fan base chicken idiots oh my God meet up around the park is it me is it meat logger in the I.T yeah what's in that dude it's a liquid potassium uh because my hands get shaky from playing balance so long all day it hurts it hurts a lot this is actually part of one of your Brands right you sell liquid potassium thank you for bringing that up uh actually it's a good point uh if we give you some links in the chat they're dropping it up yeah it's a liquid potassium uh which is a highly reactive metal uh but if you drink it straight up in a coconut form it's it's it doesn't hurt your tummy as much no that's awesome I've read your websites you know before and it's great with your the Whole Health thing the mental and the physical health that you post about is amazing well let's [ __ ] talk about it dude because there is a lot of physical tools to streaming like we're looking at screens like it's hanging out like playing games and stuff like I know all the stuff that I chug like because I've chugged liquid potassium before yeah I took a gallon in 30 seconds actually yeah which isn't that good um I've actually done better very slow I've done other things better yeah it doesn't feel like a chug at all I had just gotten my tonsils out so it hurt a lot try it again no no no no no no I only do one I say I try everything once and only once that's kind of my thing or my [ __ ] my Chuck Army knows that but like yeah like what are the things that you guys do to make sure that you're physically in like the best shape like I know um chicken lazy crazy crazy chicken thing little thing chicken thing little chicken wings little thing yeah she's going little thing I know know that your your thing is very uh physically motivated yeah listen I you see my bear ass and I sit on fried chicken after I make it um I make it fully clothed and then I take the plate of it which is always the end of the stream always the finale and you see my bare ass in the frame and I sit on the Fried Chicken um and listen and I have callus on my cheeks at this point because sometimes that Fried Chicken is so crusty because sometimes I'll do different recipes different uh fans will send different uh chicken recipes and they want to see how it sits on my cheeks um so it's just it takes a toll on my ass and my ass only but also it's like I grew up around a lot of cooks so like cooking yeah you always talk about how you grew up in that kitchen I grew up in the uh in the kitchen of a Cracker Barrel um in Tennessee and I just I cooking comes naturally to me and I remember being like I want to learn how to do something when I'm not working at GameStop this is when I used to work at GameStop at the time because I couldn't get money for my streams yet and we'll all talk about our humble beginnings I'm sure but I remember being like what comes naturally in me and that's cooking and what's exciting to me and that's taking my bare ass and sitting on things and seeing how it fits and what the sound it makes um so I combined my strengths with my passions and that's how I got into what I did um but of course it takes a a physical toll I mean does it take a physical toll on you guys do you guys ever feel like your body is reacting to your streams oh absolutely I uh you know I peaked in high school like most of us uh it's always very you know physically fit uh and then I started playing games you know eight 16 32 hours a day and so you know I went from having like a real like juicy dumper to like a Hank Hill situation you know just flat it's pancake diving board yeah situation so I bought one of those under uh stream desk uh treadmills and I'm usually playing valorent at like a full Sprint that's incredible it's my goal to like not have anyone be aware that it's happening so so like you're doing like a Sprint run through the game and also sprinting like absolutely so I think I'm thinking in like axes right like I'm just like I'm moving left and I'm strafing right and I'm turning up and then my legs are turning up to a team yeah and then I got the incline going and I gotta adjust my gaming chair and really my posture is just straight [ __ ] uh at the end of the day it's like uh it was the letter with the S yeah I didn't know what that letter was do you know do you not know where that letter was what's the letter with the circle with the thing at the bottom Q yeah my posture feels like that how how yeah because there's chicken coming up your butt I don't want to know okay so it's just like a Vibe okay well I have um you look pretty relaxed we're talking about physical tolls right yeah I feel like you're fine well I do look pretty relaxed and I am pretty relaxed most of the time but I will say that one time I sighed so hard as Marky was playing fortnite that I passed out and I had to go to the hospital I was watching that stream I was really nervous for you so high five minutes and thank God for my Subs because you know Mark is in the zone he doesn't notice and so it was really my Subs who had to call 9-1-1 and say I think that I think Violet tomato is passed out and she needs assistance and so it um it it was a time that my subscribers really came through for me and I you know what about your eyes I saw a YouTube compilation the other day of all the time your eyes are roll like you roll your eyes yeah and sometimes I'm like damn your eyes must be exhausted at the end yeah at the end of the day my eyes have rolled so hard that I'm just so that I'm pure I'm permanently stuck on what the dark doctors call sarcasm mode doctors call it that yeah doctors call it that and it causes intense physical pain like cramping muscle cramps and so I have to warm up every day by going like up down up down up down I have to do a dmvi test every single day so that I have the preparation needed to like move my eyes that's so sad your eyes are stuck on sarcasm it's like it's something that and the doctors tell me that it's so baked into what I do now that it has become genetic and I will pass that along to my children oh my gosh so it's evolved yeah you you have adapted and evolved never heard of the behavior turning into genetics yeah that's why it's really soft yeah absolutely yeah my baby left for cigarettes and milk and never came back just like my father and it's really no that was genetics it's like twins well I don't know when your child said that they wanted to leave for cigarettes you didn't have any suspicions or anything like that you thought he'd be back oh it's difficultural if you don't know how to ride a cassowary by the time you're three it's you know you're not gonna make it you are so random that oh thank you what about you chug Lord I imagine your bladder goes through insane [ __ ] yeah dude it stretches in and out like a freaking one of those uh parachutes that children play with on the schoolyard ew yeah it's absolutely that's insane I'm gonna [ __ ] throw up sorry dude and they'll run under your bladder like like a piss parade and then they run out but the children are in my pissing yeah the children are my piss it's crazy dude careful we're gonna get flagged I just got back on Twitch I just got back why did they kick you off they kicked me off because I I drank uh uh what I thought was a war ration but it ended up being a secret Nazi whiskey and it turns out and there was some Insignia on the bottle that it wasn't allowed and it would actually tasted nasty and I drank three liters of it um yeah it was crazy I I definitely go through a lot like my body like it as I said it expands and it contracts and it gets ready to go just like a boa constrictor gets ready to swallow something so yeah I'll dry out and then I'll I'll my body is really good at hydrating no matter what comes in it it gets what it needs and then it takes everything out but that's why I'm kind of transitioning into different things like I'm trying to do you know pranks of my grandma on streamer a little harder because I gotta wait for my grandma the timing is a little more difficult so it's a lot of waiting like live pranks are hard and then other things like when the t-shirts and stuff I'm trying to do that stuff because my body needs breaks and it's really hard to try and be funny on Twitch like I don't know if you guys have problems with being funny on Twitch I know you're freaking hilarious Mitch oh stop come on thank you thank you so much you're really hilarious and positive like you're so positive sometimes I don't know if you're being funny but it makes me laugh because you're so positive okay yeah no thank you but what do you think the problem is with being funny on Twitch it's just hard to be funny because it's like you're like on the spot and I'm like I I would never consider myself naturally funny like if I was funny if I knew that I was funny then I wouldn't be like chugging things you know what I mean well that's why you give advice like you get advice on like whatever like mental health um like yeah uh math science yeah I just feel like I'm not in a position to like give advice on mental health because I have [ __ ] to [ __ ] work on so like well I do yeah but like but like why do you think why do you think you're like a expert on that I'm not that's what I say every time it's just normalizing I'm just not thank you thank you I'm just normalizing it so I'll talk for like 30 45 minutes about like I don't know like cluster B personality disorders but I've you know done a very cursory glance at and then I'll say like but I'm not like a therapist psychiatrist you know you're gonna like come to that check in on that yourself yeah so you talk for 45 minutes and then you say but no you know exactly because I'm not responsible for the things I say you know I'm just talking you're on camera at eight nine thirty two hours a day you gotta keep on you know yeah that you just to our stream where you try to diagnose all of the people that would come on and stream for you they would ask you questions and you would try to diagnose them straight up absolutely I can do you gotten some heat for that didn't you you prescribed lithium to someone I did and you know so I've learned from my mistakes obviously obviously I've got in a lot of trouble uh for doing that um and that's why I'm coming to you now like straight up and taking full responsibility like I'm fully sorry oh here comes the apology the apology stream we've all done it we've all done it I put on the bridge oh I screwed up um and I know what I did was wrong and that's why you know I did make a lot of money uh from Kickbacks on lithium so I offered everyone you know 15 off of uh sorry do you have like an ownership of Lyft you [ __ ] a brand deal with lithium oh yeah my dad's my dad owns a lithium mine sick Bro everybody left he left so you know he only communicates to me through brand deals oh wow and so really you know like it's like a love language yeah thank you it's physical touch time spent and brand deals those are the big things that's incredible oh guys you guys just shouldn't talk on your streams I don't talk I've never spoken on my stream and I never have to apologize so that's it so that's interesting because I because I I know you got a lot of trouble for uh you know the things that you do with animals uh you know dead or dead mostly but like yeah you know that's okay well a lot of people say it's a waste you know uh well yeah well thank you for bringing that up because I did uh one Christmas did like a I'm gonna bring all the chicken I used in my stream to uh like uh uh soup kitchen and they just won't accept it because my ass was on it oh yeah exactly that's the problem that checks out yeah so I am actually glad they have that rule no for sure and I try to give it away like crazy that might be a big thing it's not soup can be chooses it's like you know pick a side pick a lane wow okay they're not responsible for the things I say I want to apologize for what I do no for sure I know you're all good at apologizing because that's a part of life and what we're doing isn't written work it isn't presented it isn't polished it is us right so we are I think we're more accustomed to apologizing and owning up to our mistakes because we're bringing people in to an intimate moment in our lives and that's what I'll say I mean like for my stream I'm trying to be as authentic as I can be on mine uh what we'll do is kind of have these fun field trip days where we go and just try to be authentic with people and we'll end up in some crazy situations you know the other day on my stream uh totally authentically uh I was in the park just streaming and this couple came up and they mentioned and they knew me they said they knew me and I said what and it's crazy hijinks we had this 45 minute long kind of Adventure through the park trying to figure out how they knew me it was wild it wasn't through you being extrema and being well known it was just they just knew you I asked them that I said do you know me through my streams and they went no huh Let's go ask that guy and it was wild and crazy and just a super authentic fun time because I think I remember actually watching that because there was that like thing where you didn't turn the camera off when you thought you did and then it shows you paying those people like a exactly yeah you paid them 846 dollars for a day right now because I mean you're big enough yeah and yeah and yeah and yeah and yeah and yeah people say and yeah people say that those are hired actors and yeah I get that but they weren't I just felt like paying them because they were in my video and I follow sag Union rules okay because you know sag New Media just in life I came up in YouTube when New Media was a big thing I got involved in sex yeah you might think they're hired actors but they're not okay so we're having a lot of authentic fun time on the stream and we're trying to do fun things so come on by Mitchell frankheads um I heard about that authentic stream where you find a man in the park and you insist that he's your grandpa that because he was just happen to be carrying around ancestry.com results well that was a crazy situation that I would love to talk about so I was in the park again it was crazy Park that I go to and basically what happened was this guy was walking around with ancestry.com thing and he looked exactly like me and I said whoa chat should I go over there most of them said no but I did it and it turns out he was my grandpa you watch his streams and you find that stuff funny big I freaking crack up dude this stuff is so funny because it's cringe it's like hilarious it's just hilarious because it's it's yeah you're just running around you're just doing all sorts of stuff where you're like this is so this is so is funny yeah yeah and yeah I'm a huge fan dude I bought a shirt yeah it's so great please buy merch oh buy my merch too and one's a plain black hat you can do you can get it yeah how'd you Market that how did you Corner that market uh I told I told I talked about a lot uh tabula Rosa uh how everybody's like a blank slate it's another thing I read once and then I talked about it a lot yeah and uh that's why I you know don't have any merchandising on my shirts because I'm like you get to create the story it's sort of like at the end with the spinning top is still going as long is it still a dream and you know some people like finishing story thank you yeah I finished the story you know tell me the full story it's like no you figure it out you know yeah yeah you've gotten some legal trouble with that because just every hack company tried to sue you well you know the thing that's the nice thing about living in international waters just off the coast of Brisbane uh oh you live in you live on a boat I do ah internet well I should I don't and I'm sorry about that but you know it's really it's carrying on the You Know spoken word tradition like you said we're not writing anything down like you know you think Homer when he was telling people The Iliad you never you think you never forgot a part or it was just like you know had the audience go like whoa and he's like sorry I didn't know you couldn't call them that and then you know walk it back a bit that's the part they don't tell you about so yeah you think I overpaid taxes if cancer culture was around during Homer we definitely wouldn't have them you don't even know though if it was well let's talk about cancel culture because I feel like it's kind of effective of all of us you know oh yeah yeah absolutely I'll address it first I guess like for me I was canceled I went through that yeah I went through that it was tough people really regurgitated a lot of my old online videos that they ended up finding a little distasteful and looking back I understand I get it and I've moved on yeah because you played that character uh [ __ ] MC lady yeah she she kept burning the she kept burning the dinner yeah yeah she kept trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich in the toaster but she was too stupid because her boobs were too big so they kept swinging at the time would fall down and then she was too stupid to pick it up lady thought a car was a boat I remember she she tried to vote but she kept going for a third party saying like I'm making a real Difference by doing it this way and it was a real big statement for me that wasn't one of my political video you forgot at the end of the video you forgot that you were filming and you were gonna pay yourself a lesser version of the sad great because you were a woman you paid yourself a co-star rate and yeah I've learned a lot I've learned a lot I'm happy that you guys watched my videos that was [ __ ] tops dude that was one of the funniest things I ever saw it actually just made it to Australia yeah really and not only to Australia to your boat most popular songs right now like oh I saw the sign you guys really weird it's gonna be huge for you so yeah just to address it we've moved on and we've moved away from YouTube we don't do the videos anymore we do streaming and we're focused on more authentic and more appropriate con uh you know stuff um so that's I'll address cancel culture I love it it's made me a stronger person it's made me realize my faults little Mitchell's faults and yeah and yeah you know yeah I do have still some growing to do but follow me on that Journey yeah I mean look I got into some [ __ ] you guys all know my [ __ ] like I've had the Nazi whiskey we talked about that I also had to do with the fact that um there was a period of time where I I wouldn't um uh look at any woman's comments in my thread because I had a girlfriend at the time who told me that I couldn't read other women's words I remember my wife reminds me I can't read your wife tells you you can't read no she just reminds me that I can't oh that's a bar but that you were writing all those psychology books and that I thought you yeah where are you you were just getting the psychology but you were just can't read English [Music] what made people gender themselves before they commented so you would know to read it or not and that was just messy bro it's gendering and it was difficult for people because a lot of people like to offer their pronouns to be helpful but when they're forced to offer their pronouns it changes well that was interesting you started yelling until it was like he him he him or he him she her they them I said I kept saying I said identify yourself identify yourself oh yes I do like chocolate like that's kind of what I had to do I'm glad you know that that's wrong now yeah I know that it's wrong and I mostly know that because I broke up with her like she really like took me for a ride and it's been such a famous breakup yeah that was very popular this was a famous I was all up on it we talked about it for a couple of hours on myself yeah and to be honest like I lost I you know I lost half my viewers to her after the breakup and she constantly like and I don't want to talk about Genevieve right now like this isn't what I'm about and Genevieve if you're watching like you know you're not allowed to like in the documents like we I have a restraining order against you watching my videos so like please stop the first restraining order ever to be on social media it's a it's a views restraining order like her computer right she just can't watch no she has a she has a an add-on in her Chrome that if my face shows up on her screen it alerts the court so she's not allowed to look at me she's not allowed to look at me online it's like a digital like ankle along yeah exactly was it Marsha Clark behind that yeah Marshall Clark actually helped me yeah she wrote the code yeah she did she wrote the code she can do anything that [ __ ] she's [ __ ] great um uh nobody but yeah so like so like it's it's been really difficult um just to like continue on without her and like it's hard because I also know I'm gonna look at her either but I know that every time I go up to stream she streams like trying to view streams as soon as I start streaming her flip-flop stream is kind of good though yeah where she like wears flip-flops and then she flip-flops on political stuff yeah she wears flip-flops and says confusing political police I'm a social you know I'm socially like liberal but fiscally conservative exactly I mean she's like look at this pair of havanas right yeah and she does that while playing Earthworm Jim on uh Sega Genesis that game freezes like nowhere there's no saves so you got to go wrong that's why and she's talking I mean look I don't miss her but like she definitely like she's a bit of a mind [ __ ] and she really played me like in a crazy way so like um once I realized I wasn't with her anymore now I'll talk to anyone like I'm so happy I get to be on a panel with both of you like sure well I have never been canceled but my boyfriend has and so I don't I'm sure you guys remember oh yeah there was that Infamous stream where Kyle had to be taken out halfway through and we brought in a new boyfriend we brought in Marky and so and we I tried to you know and I'm owning that now I tried to pass it off as if it were the same man um but very quickly people caught on um mostly because they could hear the fight between the two men as they were going out which I didn't think so because normally people are just looking at me so they don't like I they don't pay attention to that yeah I will say but and not not to critique you at all right you know but I did feel like at that moment it read on your eyes just a little bit of what was happening and I'm so ashamed of that and I take full accountability of that because I know that my fans expect one thing from me they expect my eyes to go like this and then they expect them to roll and if they do so something else and that's like jarring and that's not the branding that's not the promise of my channel also yeah exactly so I do own that what did the first boyfriend say that got him kicked out he um he so he um was actually a streamer as well but he didn't have really the numbers but he played this character actually really similar to yours it was called lady mcbitchy [ __ ] lady like he was really he was really trying to be exactly like you oh it's up to you dude he looked up to you the current years old I am the oldest player I'm 27 I'm probably older than everybody by seven years yeah a little a little weird but yeah it's a weird Choice uh yeah it's not a not a choice it's not a choice listen you're that cancellation was really short you you recovered fast how many followers did you lose um 20. okay so they were very much on your side yeah I would say I mostly came out pretty unscathed on this I again have 500 million subscribers so I I think I have like a little bit of wiggle room you know for sure it's walking around money right there yeah that's nice yeah so I I've been blessed and I'm happy and as long as my boyfriend stays in line then I shouldn't have anything to worry about that's great Tyler you feel like you've been canceled a lot more than most yeah I mean at this point it's like go for the record right but yeah you know part of the problem is uh so much of my fan base is uh young and young at brain uh so like I've got like yeah there was this like I would never say militia but uh a lot of people refer to them as like a militia of like pre-teen boys just full of angst and oh let's be honest lithium and potassium I wish I had them and they were they were so mad and anytime someone would odd to me they take offense to it and be like hey you can't talk to him and they start you know thrown out anywhere they want and like I saw that and I was like whoa I gotta take a step back from this and people expect it a lot from me being like you got to tell these kids not do it I'm like I'm not their parents yeah sugar Army does that too I can't control that my chug Army like goes after people and ends them so it's chicken idiots yeah it's not it's not our fault like I I can barely control my own impulses like how am I supposed to uh reign in a um Battalion of children you know where's my baby so like yeah yeah your hands are tied well I'll be honest the beefcakes have doxed me before I've been rated by them um it's it's a interesting experience for sure um the FBI uh pointing guns right at your forehead yeah live on stream you know you know you're never gonna be surprised at that again one we talk about growth and two I know you had to move after that and I personally know that your home is a lot better it's an a lot nicer part of town so I'm not going to say it it rhymes with duckling uh New Year um and it's I'm not gonna say it but it's in a lot not nicer part of town uh and I I personally think you've grown from it I've grown I've learned yeah I've definitely grown from the FBI raiding my house yeah yeah oh same it totally it totally it rhymes with jilliamsburg yeah yeah rhymes with poop Ork um anyway so um yeah why do chicken idiots get mad at you uh I was exhausted and I didn't want to make chicken that day I didn't want to make fried Chicken Fried Chicken's hard it's hard to do the dough it's hard to make the sizzle um and I sat on the camera I I heard all those DPS were so angry with you and which took me apologize to the community because I showed my [ __ ] twitch took me off my camera broke my followers were like where's the chicken uh handle the weight of an [ __ ] absolutely no for sure for sure that's crazy did that kind of [ __ ] with your brain where you're like oh these people were actually really interested in the chicken not the ass and it was a huge wake-up call for me as an artist where I was like you know what it's just it's my body that's the item here let me just sit on this and that's not what they want they love the lead up to it's just what I learned um the longer the lead up to of the asset the better the views um the longer the recipe takes um the better people like it and I I don't get it but I learned and my chicken idiots told me that they didn't like how I did that and from then on I've been really good about it I will never either only make chicken or only show my ass I'll always do both and I'll always give them so honorable I've always given the satisfaction of hearing my cheeks on the crinkle can I pitch you a merch and you know take video please you like it um you'll ask it is my asset is not my only asset so I've got a question guys um I know this that we are all streamers and the hardest part about streaming is keeping that stream going and keeping entertaining uh I got two kind of questions how do you guys get through that three hour slump and two what's the craziest thing that's ever happened on your stream um or we could just do another question no we can't no I'm not trying to think is this jarring the way you were spiking to the camera I I just I I don't know what you guys are talking about it feels like you're never off no this is me every day this is what I do this is who I am this is how you wake up in the morning yeah yeah like pretend like you're awake like it's close your eyes it's night time pretend like you're tired pretend like you're tired and then okay no put your hands down like you're actually [ __ ] sleeping don't sleep like Donald Ducks and if you're gonna hold shoe at least you have to me me thank you so wait okay so this doesn't look like you're sleeping at all so your sleep stream is you doing this are you not sure that's what geese wear on their feet I'm sleeping no this is like not what you do this is not what you do you so do you wake up in the morning and you look in the mirror what do you see I I see me I see I see Mitchell yeah and who is that yeah whateversville God I actually have rain boots that you had on your merch line that's whatever's on both sides yeah it was important I because I got an agent and for a while I was saying nothing I was saying like whatever like I was rolling my eyes like you need something like I get that that's not what you do but like you need to give us something to work with here because you were losing out on thousands and thousands of dollars that kind of answers the question that uh this freaking dude was asking too about like how to fill up your streams for sure so you started adding text yeah you have to add a yeah I only started talking in the last like month before I was just because sometimes it's yeah it's like the less you say the more power you hold sometimes I've been I've been kind of challenging like you know I do fast chugs and then I do slow chugs I started doing this new thing where I was like I'm if I chug on this stream and it's three hours I have to chug a lot of stuff and it's like and then it like fills and then my fridges get full and my garage fridges get full and then I'm chugging out of the freaking hose and my water bill goes up so it's like it's a lot to choke so I've started realizing like oh it could be fun to do a slow chug contest where I'm actually chugging scene I'm just kind of sipping yeah I'm sipping and I'm also holding it but I I it's like it's that kind of sip where like when a little kid is pretending to drink water and they're not actually drinking or it's like I'm just holding it in my mouth for a while then I take a sip and then I hold it and then I'll do it I always call me as a kid I never could tell yeah why did you stop pissing yourself on stream I loved that um I ran out of pants it was just tough I just couldn't know did Genevieve take them Jenny you took all my pants yeah because you're making money you can afford pants yeah but like I started pissing myself so much and when I would piss myself on stream I would also piss and be like Oh I'm pissing oh it's coming it's coming and I also like people were taken that the wrong way I don't know they are twisting his words I wish that they wouldn't take that out of context oh I hate when people take the stuff we do out of context like when people make my [ __ ] sexual I'm pissed no that's like that's all right till I be mad thank you it's your body it's your rules and they can't just look at your ass sitting on chicken and be like this inherently sexual no it isn't it's an art it involves a chicken it involves the food like what why did I say yeah incredible um I think one of my favorite things that you do to kind of fill time is um you scroll the start menu like over and over and over on most games for a long time it's sort of like a sound sync situation because like law is it Australian internet not good uh we we it's real buying it's like if you imagine like like a a fat rat trying to squeeze its way through a garden hose yes data that actually really helps it really helps honestly a great explanation I'm so helpful to understand Australia as a whole oh it's oh yeah so basically uh you know I'm never quite sure what the audience is seeing but I'm playing the whole time so that's what I'm excited to check in on I'm just like I'm just like checking in on the chat I'm like y'all see that you'll see that but there's a delay and I they don't know what I'm talking about and they don't know you know what they're talking about when they say yeah I'm like oh you know so you know I just basically say I'm usually winning you know get the victory [ __ ] crown and you know you know number one Victory Royale yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hell yeah dude that's awesome that's a great way to pass time thank you yeah it's great and then uh the rest of time I take uh little breaks uh night's sleep I sit out on the uh bear on my boat and uh stare at the ocean wait patiently next day to start seeing if my baby's going to paddle back yeah God that's such a sad story he doesn't have to we don't know the end yet we know for sure no it doesn't happen your baby left for cigarettes off your boat yeah well it's one of those like hey if you if you imagine like when you're in a bath is like a kid and you wind up in a little bit like a game with a little I mean just like Fisher Price like a little bigger another great explanation thank you look I'm a I'm a visual kinesthetic learner I don't it's incredible that really explains cuneiform right yeah and do you have a partner with you on on the boat who raised the child with you or well my nurse wife yeah uh but she's busy because of the um so does she work on a hospital on land it must be so hard to be a nurse that lives on a boat no I'm sorry yeah that seems really inconvenient for her no Mitchell she definitely works in an overseas Hospital sick manatees that have Manatee y'all got me make fun of him right now get your head out of here make fun of him right now oh no they've posted my address again oh God I'm gonna get so many of those surprise boxes that pop open and spread glitter everywhere and bad smells you mean fabfit fun get your [ __ ] straight okay guys if you were streaming anything that you don't personally stream that isn't your brand if we were to just like unveil the curtain a little bit and see inside your soul what would you be streaming right now oh well I've thought about picking up the video game myself and playing it what what that would be crazy which I just like I think would be far too insane I think it would be too in hinged of a thing to do I think it would be so jarring for everyone and I think it would honestly make people freak out and have psychotic breaks so I don't think I could do that what game would it be I think it would be Pac-Man I've always thought that little Pac-Man was so [ __ ] adorable the way he like munches on those ghosts that I just wanted to like try that myself but I could never do it on camera I'm way too shy and I feel like I it wouldn't be natural for me to watch you want to do something because then yeah how would I who would tell me good job babe like it doesn't make sense yeah I would never tell that to my partner it feels uncomfortable no it's it's a very intimate thing and it's something that I know how to do very well but I don't think anyone can do that for me that's incredible Genevieve has her uh fan Army say good job babe to me on some of my chats sometimes as a way of taunting to show her to show me that she knows I'm streaming and I'm so sorry that my fans have co-opted that yeah I've really I'm sorry that that's endless torture for you I hate I hate seeing she her good job babe I hate seeing that I hate seeing I hate seeing people identify their their gender and it's a good job babe it's so [ __ ] crazy and It's haunting me like this [ __ ] can't like sometimes stream like streaming and Twitch streaming like it haunts you the [ __ ] that comes the one comment that comes and rattles you like a [ __ ] ghost from the past yeah it's crazy [ __ ] dude it makes me want to chug [ __ ] medicine and go to sleep for a little bit for a little bit yeah that's like not scary yeah no do you guys ever get sent presents like but from fans never good ones for me what do you got um there's just a lot of hate mail a lot of fun stuff that's also in the year 2022 for someone to take out an actual pen and write hate mail brutal that's really impressive like I have become a catalyst for them to release their own trauma like they're watching you on a computer their email is probably open they pull out a piece of paper they're quite a stamp like come on you really can't get one because you're on a boat well yeah good old so you're trying to get it back to the boat yeah um I I don't get sent like presents but I have been sent a presence like haunting like I keep getting sent like I'll give you an example no I keep getting sent mooguition which are Korean water goes oh man they all look like uh the little girl from The Ring and they keep popping up and I'm just like get the [ __ ] off oh that's what you say you're not scared at all no well you know fool me once fine for me 30 times I expect a milk wishing that's a bummer and like to be frank I don't know if it's the same one and I'd get a good look at their face because the hair is on headed but like you know they're around that's incredible I mean I I don't get gifts to my house because I've never been docked but uh I've never talked either yeah I take from the sea I give back you've never been dachshund you've never been knocked yeah uh yeah so I've never been docks before but um uh the amount of times I'll be at a bar or restaurant and the waitress will come up to me and have a live Chicken in her hand say this is from the guy over there with a posted on that says sit on me [ __ ] a live chicken so so your person shows up to a restaurant with a live chicken I don't know where they get it um well that's great and it's always at Great establishments that I love so much and suddenly there's a live animal in the establishment they gotta close it down because now this chicken's running rampant um it's awful and if anybody right now any of my chicken idiots are watching um stop that this is actually a great moment to you know this we're wrapping up so we should just say something to our fans maybe like if everyone wants to give a shout out to their friends I guess the uh stream is ending early today um like What's your deal right now what's going on a lot of heavy breathing no it's good uh I can start if you guys want yeah um I mean we're indifferent so yeah it's kind of just whoever is so chill and cool and I felt like I came from a version of YouTube that was all about big Impressions and how crazy it is uh but you guys oh my God that almost sounded like the voice of Lady mcbitch no no I never forget it that sounded like her are you slipping into her no I'm not moving yeah the lady makes [ __ ] the lady oh my God you're making a celebrity I'm [ __ ] Star Trek dude no guys I'm not gonna wait can you say the line can you say the line just say the line come on say the line about the sandwich yes it's just like so retro I just have to hear it imma make you a sandwich [Music] ah that gave me chills I really did that is so bad that activated my fight or flight I actively like need to go soon I feel like a human tuning fork and my bones are just rattling that made my [ __ ] shrivel up and my [ __ ] doesn't do that you guys have made me so um the Mitchell Frank fans um stick around we're gonna have some great streams later tonight I'll be honk shooting and talking about the war on Ukraine updates there um so tune in tune out hopefully I got a couple more of you following we have a lot of authentic experiences um hopefully maybe something crazy will happen tonight when I sleep walk into the park maybe it happens uh okay I took Army uh shout out I'll see you guys tonight I'm gonna be chugging um every single pouch that I can steal from a local McDonald's Fountain um uh I'm gonna be just pounding through the tunnels um just going for all of them and then um I'm gonna also be making t-shirts based on your suggestions um The Prompt for it uh is uh [ __ ] you wouldn't say uh to your crush so start thinking of [ __ ] right now foreign okay um this is to my gjbgs that is my good job babe girls um shrug God you're so [ __ ] good oh what's up beefcakes uh By the time this reaches you I'm sure you will be having a mental health crisis please uh uh look into it for yourself I'm not a doctor but take some ashwagandha uh turmeric uh cumin uh try to take some uh uh any amino acid you can get your hands on and bananas don't have enough potassium this part of the banana Lobby uh tried to buy some of my liquid potassium uh and uh if you're 12 and you're mad and you're starting a malicious stop [Laughter] hey chicken idiot here's my ass and this is not sexual yeah this has been hard to sound artist on Artisan artist answering the question now that's why they call it Showbiz we'll see you next time artists on artists on artists on artists is an improvised 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Published: Thu Jan 12 2023