Turning into DARK JEFFY in Minecraft!

finally got all the food for dinner tonight like annoying daddy told me to get bread rabbit stew and raw mutton I hope he likes it can't wait to go home and take a nap eat all the chocolate cake in the world all right home sweet home what what happened to my house why'd you look all blue and y'all the whole right giant is missing what happened no no no no no no no I gotta go upstairs and see what the damage is looking like what happened to my roof I literally don't have a room anymore oh let me go check if my fish are still alive oh my God [ __ ] what are you doing oh someone broke my fish tank too stinky fart what are you doing outside of your cage oh I'm gonna give you water take the water take the water and go sticky fart he almost drowned that was a real close one oh who could have done this to jeffy's house my cake house looks so good now it looks like someone took a bite out of it what the heck ah I'm gonna get to the bottom of this Oh Daddy Daddy where are you you oh daddy where are you I got something to ask you Daddy Daddy are you sleeping oh you're driving the bus no what Daddy what are you doing out there Daddy what are you doing oh Jeffy uh it's harvest season trying to save some money on some wheat oh well Daddy you're not gonna be saving that much money because someone nuked my house wait Jeffy someone new to your house yeah Daddy look at it the whole right side is missing when you told me to go get food it looked perfect I came back and boom Jeffy your house has always been like that I don't know what you're talking about Jeffy no it hasn't daddy did you hear like a bomb go off a bomb go off I don't think I heard a bomb go off Jeffy I think you're hearing things or seeing things Daddy are you sure that you you didn't even go near my house Jeffy I don't think anyone went near your house okay who would nuke a house in the middle of the town that makes no sense to me Jeffy okay if someone wanted to Nuke your house I don't think they would nuke your house Daddy are you 100 sure that you didn't touch my house or bomb it oh Jeffy I'm a hundred percent sure that I didn't bomb your house why do you sound sarcastic Tiffy I'm not sarcastic at all oh Lord daddy well here's your stupid brain you told me to get and all the other crappy food this food's good I'm gonna talk to every single person in this town and get to the bottom of who did this all right you talked to everyone in the town Jeffy I'm sure they're all gonna love talking to you if my daddy didn't blow my house and someone in this Village dance so I'm gonna go and ask every single person and if they don't want to help me figure it out then I'm gonna blow up their house who should I talk to First oh I know I'm gonna talk to the ice cream man earlier today when I wanted vanilla ice cream he said he was out of vanilla ice cream how are you out of vanilla ice cream you're the freaking ice cream man where is this Super Truck oh ice cream man where are you gosh I found the ice cream truck ah he's about to get a fudge sundae up his butt hey ice cream man what are you doing there I have a question for him you happen to know what happened to my cake house I was nuked into pieces yeah you do know wait wasn't you no no it wasn't you do you know who it was yeah you know then tell me who was it no what how are you gonna go [ __ ] yeah no that makes no sense bro so are you gonna help me or not no uh if you're not gonna help me then I'll be right back this ice cream man wants to play games you're Jeffy well guess what I'll play games too I'm a big boy and I'm gonna get to the bottom of Hoople at my house so if he doesn't want to tell me who explored my house and I'm gonna play with you you're on fire I'll take this stack of 60 14 T and I'm gonna get some answers out of him hey Mr ice cream man I got a question for you do you have the new Dynamite ice cream flavor that all the Kids on the Block are talking about no no all right well let me show you what it's about like that what about another one if you don't tell me who blew up my house yeah I'm gonna blow up your ice cream truck no no you're still gonna stick to your answer all right last chance no screw you Mr ice cream man oh my gosh oh my gosh yep that's what you get shot give me your ice cream man that you get for now tell me you blew up my house now blowing up that ice cream man truck felt so good I got all the power in this [ __ ] until I figure out who blew up my house I'm gonna go to every single store in this city where should I go next oh perfect it's a mesh door if I get a mess then No One's Gonna know that I'm an evil super villain they'll never get in trouble oh hell yeah let's go and shine hey you do you know who blew up my house just around the corner someone blew your house up around the corner yeah and I'm trying to figure out who it was it wasn't you or not it must have been a super feeling all right Four Eyes you don't even know what's happening right now so it definitely wasn't you I think it was your super villain a super villain you must have went to your house okay it was a good looking house you blew it up damn well I'm trying to be a super villain myself and I'm trying to blow everything up won't you have TNT's yeah so I need a mask so I can get away with blowing people up and no one will know who I am and I will never get in trouble you have an idea of the Mask you want yeah I want one that looks scary and I'm not paying for it or I'm gonna blow up your store okay okay okay we can go look for some masks so we have some creepers we have uh creeper oh I like the squid game ones with your cool one oh I want the Joker one give me the Joker one all right I'll take the Joker mask if the Joker mask isn't a good disguise I need another mask okay okay okay we have a Hulk one I like a green no I don't like the whole what about Mr Incredible yeah I'll take that one all right give me another one ah we have a skull gold I'll take the skull you know what I might as well just take all of them at this point wait wait I pushed out something hey man that's not cool you know it's not cool I love being evil this is the best day ever but I still don't know who bought my house who else can I ask oh I bet there's some people in this Cafe over here there's a guy outside the cafe eating food oh he definitely looks suspicious hey you oh it's a joker it's a joker I'm not Batman I'm not Batman I forgotten the Joker let me take this off oh don't don't yell at me don't steal me I'm not the Joker I need you to calm down my head I'm going crazy listening I need to figure out who blew up the half shy in my house so was it you or not Mister uh someone blew up your house you said yeah the whole half shot in my house is blowing up and I'm trying to figure out who did it is it a cookie a cookie yeah a big chocolate chip cookie no my house is a cake not a cookie well a few minutes ago I did go into a cookie and blow it up how'd you blow it up well you see I was eating another pie here before I went and I went in this bathroom and uh I blew it up like that I think we're talking about a different house because mine is not a cookie it's a cake house oh okay I actually gotta go what we're going that was weird and they know who blew up my house I got the perfect idea what if I asked the police station because it was a crime 9-1-1 I am an emergency where is everybody hello is anybody in here I wonder where everyone's at oh I guess you're not here stop right there sir OH police officer you're exactly who I was looking for back up sir we know exactly what you did you blew up an ice cream truck and you blew up the mess up cause you're under arrest but it's not mean that you'll be under arrest somebody blew up my house I was literally walking down the street and then I came back and then my house was blowing up yeah yeah buddy that's a good fake story now turn around it's like a handcuff you oh but it's not my fault also take that stupid mask off you're not the Joker the only joke around here is you oh it's so stupid now follow me to your back all right fake Joker you better get comfy back here cause you're gonna be in here for a while now I'm gonna go eat some donuts because I'm a Hungry Hungry Hippo race after this arrest I hate being in this prison show all alone so boring and stupid I ain't even doing anything wrong Daddy what are you doing in here Daddy thank God you're here to bail me out dang it's not my fault I was just going around trying to figure out who blew up my house Jeffy was me it was me the whole entire time you you bought my house Teddy what did you tell me Jeffy I blew up your house yesterday you're being so annoying and I just had to blow it up I just had to blow it up okay is that what you wanted to hear do you lied to me Daddy you lied to my face hole yes Jeffy I lied to you but I didn't know you were gonna go murdering people blowing up an ice cream truck an ice cream truck okay what about the mask guy you stole masks and everything you murdered people it's all over the TV oh God this is so bad damn Daddy I murdered someone kind of a Savage low key yes Jeffy you murdered people you're not getting bail that bail anyway [Music] no no [Music] I still hate you because you blew up this out of my house well you know what Jeffy you deserve it you deserve all of it I didn't know you would go and murder people and blow things up Jeffy you're evil you're super evil Jeffy I'm not Diva one here you're evil Jeffy I don't know what's gotten into you you're going around rampaging being evil super super evil uh I don't know what to do with you anymore Jeffy I have the perfect idea is that church over there she's at church yeah she's in church we're going to church we're going to church oh yeah we're gonna go to church and we're gonna get that devil we're gonna get the evil right out of you Jeffy follow me follow me to church oh I don't want to go to church all right Jeffy you ready to go to church yes daddy I'm ready to go to church you have to be quiet in here you have to be respectful and no blowing up the church I don't even have any like TNT on me I don't even know how I would blow up the charge I don't even have it on me anymore all right good we're gonna go in here we're gonna whisper we're gonna be respectful okay you found me are we getting married we're not getting married and why are we walking so slow this is what you do in a church don't run a church or we think we're animals get ready for Mass come here all right daddy I'm scared okay Jeffy with the sit here we have to wait for Jesus to come with the prey we have to pray a little bit pray what do I pray Danny okay Jeffy put your head down all right okay Daddy ask God for forgiveness for all the bad things you did okay Daddy hopefully he forgives you I didn't go take a poop Jeffy not in church you have all joined me today you there in the yellow shirt is she talking to me think he's talking to me yes you with the blue helmet and the J on your shirt come up here to the podium oh who came into Jesus no he's just oh that's just a poop in my pants I put my pants in church you did the worst thing you could possibly do you pooped in a man's Church you are evil you are super evil Super Evil get out of my church get out of my church assistant you are the devil oh Jesus said I was evil if anyone was gonna help me it was gonna be Jesus I don't even think Jesus knows what evil is ah I'm gonna show him what evil is hey Jesus what are you doing back in my church you said that I was evil well I wanted to show you how evil I was how dare you what are you doing in my church what is that what is that red stuff you're putting in my church so yes Jesus you get out of my church how's Jeffy not even up yet it's 3 P.M oh no if he missed that bus I bet he missed school he's probably sleeping in on his nice warm pillow I can't even see him from this house I don't even know if he's up maybe I should go check to see if he's alive oh it smells so bad in here I think you have to clogged the toilet again let's see where Jeffy is Jeffy I wish Jeffy act I think Jeffy clogged the toilet again oh he's gotta learn to flush better let's see if he's awake Jeffy sleep in this kid you know what I'm gonna play prank on him I'm gonna play a prank on him or I'm gonna wake him up so he always regrets sleeping in late I got such a good prank for Jeffy I'm gonna go to my secret stash at my house filled with TNT I'm gonna put it underneath the toilet so when he goes to the bathroom he's really gonna blow it up I got the perfect stuff to blend in with jeffy's bathroom and when I put this down he's never gonna even know it was there okay let's go up to the tower let's go into his cake I gotta make sure I'm super super quiet who doesn't wake up okay here's the bathroom so what I gotta do is break underneath the toilet I'm gonna put TNT all over his room he's never gonna even know who's here make sure this polished floor he's never gonna know I'm just gonna put pressure plates all over the place so when he steps on it it's gonna blow up when he takes his morning poop all right I'm gonna leave and see if he wakes up [Music] all right time to take my morning poop oh this is gonna be a big one oh I feel it coming insulin coming in my butt oh I gotta run to the bathroom I gotta start running wait what the heck what was that sound well I guess Jeffy got blown up let's see what happened to him Jeffy Jeffy what happened to you hey what happened oh oh my God my bathroom exploded daddy Oh Daddy I had to take the biggest morning poop and I think I exploded my bathroom you don't say I mean you really had to let one go I think God damn Daddy was showing the Taco Bell from last night I knew we should have had Taco Bell daddy oh look what happened I wasn't offended you if I knew this would happen how are you gonna help me fix you uh no I got better things to do but Daddy I don't remember my poops being this explosive well Jeffy I got something to tell you today I saw you were sleeping in you missed school and I went into your bathroom and I knew you'd take that morning you would be super explosive and I put TNT underneath your floor what you put TNT on your Debbie's floor yeah but I got you so good you playing Jimmy with TNT hey this is not even a prank day I'm gonna call 911 on you it was so funny Jeff you deserved it dang one first double laughing at me you literally broke my house Jenny are you gonna pay to get it fixed uh no if you don't pay to get it fixed I'm gonna run away and you're never gonna see in his face again well Jeffy that sounds perfect that sounds amazing to me okay I'm gonna go to my house and take a poop in my toilet that actually works and you can go find that family viewers have a cat daddy if I gotta take a poop can I come into your bathroom since mine is all exploded uh if you're gonna poop like that no [ __ ] Daddy I'm running away you're never gonna see me ever again you know what I hope that happens oh I'm gonna find a family that actually likes me ah stupid daddy you want pranks on me exploding my own toilet how do you think that was okay to do that you messed up I never want to see his ugly dumb face again I'm just gonna keep walking into this direction until I find something wait what is that what is that big thing in the distance it's all green and stuff oh maybe it's like a secret cave oh I'm gonna go towards yeah I'm gonna see what's inside whoa what is this place oh this creeper heads oh my goodness my daddy always told me they never go near creeper if I see one but then again he exploded my house show I don't listen to him he's not my daddy anymore oh should I go inside I'm really scared I have been walking for like five years so I need someone to rash oh God it's so scary in here no is anybody in here oh it's a creeper it's a creeper oh it's the creeper man what are you doing in there what are you doing man well uh my daddy's being a big pee pee and he pranked me and he blew up my bathroom what was that have to do with me I don't want to see him ever again hmm how she ain't blew my house well I don't know if I'm allowed to do this but I'll do for you you want me to teach you to be a creeper teach me him being a creeper I always thought creepers are so cool to smile I like how they're really green and slimy and they look like boogers that come at me I've never been called that ever in my life well anyways teach me how to blow stuff off let's just take this damn thing Slow Down slow down slow down I gotta teach you the ways of the creeper before you go around on a rampage blown stuff up all right what Mr Creeper Man how do I become a creeper like you said you were gonna teach me and all you've done was nothing all right all right first thing I need to do is I need to make you look like a creeper okay because you're not born a creeper oh I want to be born your creeper all right so follow me here is your creeper armor whoa what is this this makes you look like a creeper do I look like a pretty creeper you look horrible what you're green so you can pass yay I'm a Green Creeper all right now what alright so step two now I need to teach you to blow stuff up oh it's gonna be so cool okay so follow me all right all right Jeffy are you ready to be a creeper you see this beautiful full Tall Tree nice and strong yeah I see the train I'm gonna teach you to blow it up you want Jeffy to blow me up all right no no no no but are we Savages oh I was just trying to blowing up like a creeper since you can't naturally blow up I got something for you I got some flint and steel and I have teeth give me a fire that was so cool Jeffy what what I need you to do is place that TNT underneath this big strong tree and blow it up with that flint and steel I'm gonna place you under the tree here I go no no no Jeffy what is this no what you need to do model me you need to blow it up underneath the tree under the tree well that's what I was trying to do but you just got confused okay it's okay it's okay how many pieces of teen should I put I think that's fine to learn I think that's fine to learn right away for good luck now use that flint and steel use the Flint steel press it on the TNT all right Jeffy now once you hit those TNT's you gotta run back fast you gotta run like him otherwise you'll be blown up with it all right Jeff I'm gonna back it up right over here and you run right to me when you're done all right you wanna go make the creeper man I'm so scared no oh oh God oh God [Applause] [Music] wait Mr creeper man does this mean that you're my new daddy oh well I never had a son before what you know what I would definitely love to have you as my son yay I got a new daddy oh yeah he's a creeper and he's really cool and he's green just like the stuff that comes down all right Jeffy are you ready to do some crazy Creeper stuff crazy Creeper stuff shine me up oh rapper follow me all right Jeffy here we are downtown downtown oh yeah now you see well Jeffy people around here don't like creepers they'll like people like me and you what I'm gonna do is show you my favorite place in the whole entire town favorite place in the whole entire town oh yeah follow me Jeffy we're gonna do something real fun in here all right Jeff here we are the cafe yep now there was one time where I used to love this Cafe I used to go in here all the time but I came in here with the creeper woman and she didn't like me she didn't like me at all so what I want you to do that I want you to go in there and I want you to blow it up what blow me up yep you are going in there and blowing it up for me no I don't think I could do that mental creeper man if my real real Danny figures out what I'm doing he's gonna get really angry Jeffy I'm your dad I'm your real father right now yeah that's right so what I want you to do is go in there I want you to blow it off your dad all right I'm gonna go you do it watching make sure you run oh wait there's no people in here Joe as long as they get no one hurt and it's just a bunch of buildings that blow up I should be okay there we go all right now he's gonna light it and I gotta run really really far all right got him running oh shut the door I did it I did it good job Jeffy yay we did it all right Jeffy now on to the next place that I hate follow me all right Jeff here we are at the bank you ready to go to the bank the bank why would we want to blow up a bank because Jeffy we want to become millionaires oh yeah yes oh yes what I want you to do Jeffy so I want you to go in there I want you to go get all the diamonds and I want you to blow it up and run right out just like I taught you oh I meant you creeper man are you gonna stay right here and wait for me oh I'm waiting right here on the corner I'm gonna be waving you when you're running out here with all that money [ __ ] whoa this place is so big I'm so lost hello little boy who are you do you need help um yeah I do need help well my name is Grandma and I'm here to help you today oh my grandma you're not my grandma I'm everyone's Grandma I'm probably your mom's grandma oh that job that's kind of weird well I'm trying to figure out where all the money is saved in this Bank wait upstairs to the left in the bathroom yeah wait where's the bathroom at it's upstairs to the right across from the money oh oh God I gotta take a poop oh oh God I gotta go upstairs and use the bathroom you have fun with that upstairs turn the left and then there's a bathroom there's a bathroom at there's no bathroom up here just a bathroom what about over here no this is not a bathroom she lied to me oh I cannot believe she lied to me oh Grandma wait what is over here oh my goodness I knew it I knew that the bank had a bunch of diamonds and a lot of money I can't get anything there's a bunch of bars all right let me in let me in wait a minute I have TNT all right I gotta do this really quick and then I gotta run outside back to the creeper man that's a bunch of TNT down and go hide behind the books guys at work give me the diamonds give me damage two blocks of diamonds oh that's more than enough we're gonna be millionaires oh we gotta get out of here run run oh little boy little boy oh hi grandma again what are you doing I just wanted to ask if you found that bathroom did you hear that explosion is everything okay back there oh yeah oh I just had to take a big poop and uh it was an explosive diarrhea poop that's my badge well as long as you're okay I'm just you know there's money and stuff back there as long as the Volt's not broken into I think we're okay oh yeah definitely yo definitely not the Vault uh but anyways I need to go and uh I got two blocks of diamonds right there if you only got two blocks of diamonds yeah I didn't I'm so good at being a creeper let's cover all the places I wanted it today so is there any uh places you want to do um well my dad did prank Me by exploding my house up so maybe I should get revenge and explode these RV up Jeffy that's a great idea you lead the way and show me where that RV is all right follow me with your creeper man all right there's my daddy's house right there in that orange RV well Jeffrey this is a perfect time for you to go in there and blow it up so I'm gonna sit right here I'm gonna watch you do it all right here I go this revenge of my daddy I'm petite all over his RV I'm gonna put TNT on me make sure you get the doors I'm trying I only got 10 more pieces left I'm at a team all right Daddy this is what you did oh God I gotta run oh my God Jeffy oh my gosh oh I'm blowing up the whole RV yay I did it Well your dad's not gonna be happy about that one so I'm gonna run where are you going no Mr Creeper Man uh come back here with the diamonds I want to be a millionaire oh the creeper man get me oh I know what I'm gonna do now my daddy's house he's all exploring it because I blew him up and then my creeper Danny left me and stole our millions of dollars oh I'm just gonna sit here and be sad is that my daddy oh oh that's all oh [ __ ] Oh Daddy I got something to tell you what is it Jeffy Jeffy what are you wearing oh oh this is my creeper outfit because I met a creeper today Debbie that's crazy talk creepers don't even come out in our town during the day that makes no sense to me Oh Daddy I did meet a creeper when I ran away from home and he made me do some really bad things well Jeffy I don't care what bad things you did I just want to go to my van and I just want to sleep okay before you go there can you just promise not to be angry Jeffy I'm not gonna be angry okay I mean you can't do anything that crazy Danny what I'm sorry I didn't know my thing was gonna be blown off well Daddy we always talking to the creeper he said that I should get revenge because you blew my house up look there's a hole in the bathroom Jeffy I blew up your bathroom I didn't blow up your whole entire house well you still blew a part of my house dang okay this is a horrible joke it's not even that look at this what did that funny with my house I'm laughing at you on the floor okay Jeffy I get it Revenge through him you blew up my own or even Steven okay I didn't even like this town anyway you know what I'm not gonna move my RV we're gonna move to Peru we're learning speak Spanish yeah follow me okay Daddy it's morning time already that dream was the wettest dream I ever had oh god oh what is that feeling in my stomach oh my God I gotta go to the bathroom oh I gotta run run run run oh God I shouldn't have had on that chocolate cake really late last night oh time to wipe I'm out of toilet paper guess I gotta use my hands again oh god oh I wonder what my Daddy's doing let me go see if he's still alive hey Daddy what are you doing all the way down there daddy well he must be sleeping all right there's only one way down Oh Daddy where are you I'm hungry and I'm bored what why are you sleeping daddy wake up wake up wake up wake up Jeffy daddy why are you sleeping it's nine o'clock in the morning that's why but Daddy I'm super hungry and I'm really bored that's not that's not my problem Jeffy well can we go get something to eat no I was thinking ice cream Jeffy no ice cream with the Jerry on top Daddy I don't care if there's a cherry on top I don't care if there's cake on top you are not having any ice cream why because Jeffy I want to sleep and you woke me up all right Daddy no one screamed for me I don't see what you think about that well Daddy if I'm not getting ice cream then I'm gonna jump off the roof wait Jeffy where are you wait Jeffy you're on the roof Jeffy you get down here now good day I'm scared of heights oh I can't stand up your day it's okay Jeffy it's okay I'm coming up I'm coming up Jeffy Jeffy I'm coming up I'm coming up oh God Danny I'm scared of the Heights I'm frozen I can't move you gotta come help me okay Jeffy I'm coming over it's okay okay I'm here Jason smell Daddy I think you got poop in your butt wait I got I got poop in my oh Daddy Daddy what happened Oh Daddy you slipped and fell I'm coming Daddy Daddy what happened get up is that you Jeffy okay Mom I'm up I'm up daddy it was the craziest thing ever you were literally on top of the roof naked and then you slipped and fell wait I was I was naked and I fell off the roof yeah um uh we were gonna go get ice cream and then you went on the roof naked I don't know why you do that I mean uh it sounds like that's something that we would do so you want to go get ice cream we could actually go get ice cream Daddy yeah yeah why not let's go get ice cream Jeffy wait Danny do you remember me stepping on you in your beds like a minute ago you stepped on me in my bed oh this is gonna be the best day ever come on Daddy I'm coming Jeffy okay Jeffrey the ice cream truck's right over here yeah I can't wait to get ice cream I'm about to eat this whole damn truck okay Jeffy maybe not the whole truck okay hey Mr ice cream man what are you doing there okay Jeffy what flavor do you want what flavor oh chocolate I want chocolate ice cream hi uh hi sir can I have a chocolate and I'll take a vanilla no Jeffy I think I think they're out of chocolate and vanilla vanilla then what do they have Daddy uh what do you have Mr Trader ice cream man I think they only have mint Jeffy Daddy I hate Ming I'm not eating mint I want chocolate do you have any other flavors Mister no definitely they got honeycomb in the honeycomb I don't know what kind of flavor that is but they have honeycomb oh hell no daddy I'm going into the truck I'm gonna see what they have Jeffy don't go in the truck Jeffy get out of the ice cream truck give me the chocolate ice cream no oh oh daddy he's got a sword hey I'm trapped I got you Jeffy get out run run run run this is the craziest always after us he's after us oh my God God I sure run daddy oh he's throwing ice on me Jeffy here's the ice cream man that kind of makes sense Oh Daddy I'm still so hungry I haven't eaten anything all day my stomach is literally gonna eat itself well Jeffy we just gotta find the food place oh there's a cafe right here Jeffy maybe we can get some cookies some cake something in here what cookies and cake shun me up daddy oh Jeffy they have cookies and cake oh cookies and cake I'm Mr villager we're kind of hungry and can we have something to eat yeah we want cake and cookies no Jeffy said no no why is he saying no oh he wants money Jeffy I don't wait Jeffy come over here Daddy pay him money I'm feeling really generous today and I usually would and I'll give you money but I don't have any money you only have money then why are we in the cafe daddy well Jeffy when I was running from the ice cream man before kind of took all my money oh well did he take your hair too because it looks like you're missing some of that too hey Jeffy we don't talk about my hair we don't talk about my hair we just need to figure out how to get some food Oh Daddy I got a perfect idea we'll be right back for your cake and cookies my damn phone me Eddie I need you to go inside this bank and steal all the money so we can get unlimited cake and cookies and you better not say the N word Jeffy I would never ever say the no word to you all right Dan we're going there okay I'm gonna go get the money Jeffy I'll be back my daddy falling on his head might be the best thing that's ever happened to me in my whole entire life Jeffy Jeffy I got the money I got the money oh God he's after me all right Jeffy uh I don't see him anymore I think we're safe Danny how much money did you see on Jeffy I have a lot of money oh oh my God it's raining diamonds on me I got all the money eight diamonds wow Dad we're rich I got even more money Jeff we can get those cakes now let's go Daddy buy all the cakes oh Baker we'd like to buy all your cakes time a thousand gotta cake all these diamonds Jeffy that's a lot of cake oh yeah I got cookie dude all right Jeffy now that we got the cake we got the cookies you want to go down over there and eat it you know what I got a different idea in mind Jeffy why am I in the water Because I Said So Daddy you have to do while you're doing that I'm gonna eat my cake over here oh that cake was so good I feel so fat like my daddy Jeffy can I get out of the water it's wet I think I'm gonna drown myself Fanny I forgot you were kind of in the water uh you can come out now oh thank gosh but Danny I think I gained like 100 pounds after eating that cake all to myself so uh can you run around the block five times for me Jeffy why do you want me to run around the block five times you guys I'm fat now and I want you to run for me and lose weight for me ah fine so get the running daddy Oh Daddy go oh Jeffy can I stop running now no daddy that was the only one you got four more to go ah that took me 10 minutes I feel the fat coming right off my belly oh god oh I can't do it oh it's so tiring Oh Daddy what are you doing I'm tired Jeffy get off the floor you're supposed to be running not crawling like a baby this is so bad Oh Daddy get up oh God at least you did two we burned some fat we'll do do the other three lane all right Daddy thank you Jeffy hmm what else can we do daddy Oh Daddy can I get a pet dragon Jeffy there's no pet dragons okay there's no pet dragons but Daddy I just want to get a pet ah fine let's go to the pet store and maybe see what they have yeah because if we don't get a pet then you're gonna be my pet Jeffy humans are not pets pets and humans are not the same thing oh all right well let's just go to the pet store Danny here we are Jeffy it's cats and dogs only cats and dogs you choose from cats and dogs honey I want a polar bear Jeffy they don't sell polar bears that flies they don't fly polar bears don't fly oh we'll see what they have come on Daddy oh my god oh what are those daddy Jeffy those are cats yeah what is that it's a dog I ain't making too much weird noises that's what animals do Jeffy honey this pet store sucks I want a polar bear I don't see anyone here uh hello anyone working here is there any polar bears here Jiffy I don't I don't think anyone's here maybe you go check that back door right there all right daddy let me know if anyone's back there anybody in here [Music] I always wanted to have my own polar bear Jeffy we are not keeping this polar bear he's fighting me no attack go after him Jimmy run there's a ball bear Mr Polar Bear come here Mr Polar Bear you think you can use your special powers and fly after my daddy oh you can we'll do it oh the polar bears flying Oh Daddy you better run you got Ball Bear In The Sky oh I think the polar bear's gone Jeffy I don't see the polar bear is he gone daddy don't look up why why am I not looking up oh I don't see anything Jeffy oh God Jeffy to the polar bear run Oh Daddy polar bear on your butt all right Jeffy if you want to spend quality time with your father no more polar bears and no more stealing well can we go to the cemetery and make fun of dead people fine let's go look at all the dead people Danny they're all losers cause you're dead hey Jeffy I don't care about that make sure you're in you're in the middle of the path you don't touch any Graves middle of the path yeah middle of the path you mean like this Jeffy get off the gravestone what about this gravestone anybody home daddy we're not leaving the cemetery until you jump on a gravestone fine I'll do it you happy Jeffy hopping on top of a gravestone what's that noise wait Jeffy I think he's underneath me go go get me out get me out it's a zombie daddy Jeffy no oh no have fun I'm gonna die in here I'll see you later Daddy getting the hell out of here Jeffy I can't believe you left me in the cemetery to die to a zombie and you just left me oh Danny I thought you were dead so I ran your way because I didn't want to die and end up in your grave well Jeffy you're lucky father knows karate I killed that zombie well Danny before in the days over I just wanted to do one last thing that I've always wanted to do Jeffy what is that Skydive sky dive yeah and you can't say no because you're coming with me come on Daddy wait where are we gonna skydive from Annie don't worry just follow me everything's gonna be okay oh no no no Jeffy this is not a good idea what do you mean Danny we're gonna Skydive and we're gonna do it together Jeffy usually I would say yes okay hey I usually would but this time I'm saying no daddy we're so high that look you can even see my K cash all the way from over here well Jeffrey this is gonna be the last time you ever see your cake house why is that Daddy because Jeffy we're jumping off of a building oh yeah I forgot but daddy we're skydiving so it's a different Jeffy there's no difference oh God this is scary all right Danny you ready to go I guess so out of three we're gonna jump together okay one two three jump Oh Daddy what happened to my daddy is my daddy gonna be okay Jeffy are you okay you remember falling off a building I fell off a building yeah Danny I literally made you jump off a building how do you not remember oh wait a minute Daddy what Jeffy can we go to Disneyland right now this no we're not going to Disneyland what about get ice cream Jeffy you know I don't like you having ice cream what about Chuck E cheese Chucky there's no Chuck E cheese oh no Daddy I think when you fell off the building It reversed your freaking brain and now you're saying no to everything again Jiffy I don't know what you're talking about I'd never say yes to you I guess I gotta go find new daddy now I'm hoping for a slow recovery Danny well I know my fishy so much they're so cool I really like it they poop and piss in the same water and then breathe it in I wish I was your fishy look at that smell it smells like something's coming from outside oh that smells so good what is that wait could it be my daddy Daddy what is my daddy doing down there it looks like he's cooking something up man I'm making so many good delicious hamburgers and you know what Jeff you can't have any of them he's making hamburgers and he didn't invite Jeffy ah I got something to show my daddy he's not gonna be happy about this oh what do we have in this chest right here a crossbow ancient arrows hey Daddy what are you doing down there what's that Jeffy Jeffy hey why are you making hamburgers and you need to invite Jeffy I'm just making hamburgers and I was gonna cool you down soon well since you didn't call me down look what's in my hand Daddy no Jeffy no all right okay this is what you get for now I'm buying Jeffy oh God Jeffy no don't hit me like that you want hamburgers hamburgers daddy oh no here take it dang it Jeffy you put that crossbow down right now or you're grounded oh yeah who's gonna ground me Daddy I'm gonna ground you I love your day I'm going back inside no you're not I'm gonna come back down here I'm not done shooting you oh I can't believe my dad didn't invite me over for hamburgers no I'm gonna go downstairs and shoot a crossbow on his face she only likes that oh Danny I'm coming bet he's so scared right now look at this stupid orange RV Oh Daddy where are you Daddy come outside right now I got a person for you I'm not home you're not home I just heard you daddy where are you no not daddy where are you Debbie I'm not home open your door right now I'm not opening the door ah hey you leave my glasses alone uh screw your RV daddy oh Jeffy these hamburgers are so good I hate you I'm never gonna come back oh I can't believe my daddy's being mean to me what can I do to get back at him I got the perfect idea I'm gonna go into town hall talk to him president in the United States each and tell my one your daddy oh this is definitely gonna work here I am at this shitty Hall all right now he's gonna go and shine and find when the president's at oh president where are you wow look how big this place is damn he could be in any one of these rooms no no no one in there hello damn it no way in there is there anyone even in this place where is everybody oh hey Mr President my name is Jeffy hi hi Jeffy what can I help you with oh I came here because my daddy's been a meanie weenie when I woke up today he was making hamburgers without me so I came here to find a new daddy well uh I can't help you I'm too busy launching nukes bombs and everything else you can't help me I'm sorry you need to go look for someone else if you can't help me yeah I'm gonna force you to help me whoa whoa security all right Jeffy the reason why you're in jail is because you're putting out foreign jail cell forever well we tried calling your daddy earlier and he didn't answer yo you must be a really bad kid but let me go check with your boss real quick and I'll be right back all right Jeffy damn this crossbow so sick oh I'm gonna be stuck in jail forever it's all my Daddy's fault I wish it was your way to gay out what's this it's a liver no way oh nice police station is dumber than I thought I'm free I'm free well Jeffy you better get cozy because oh Jeffy escape the boss gonna be so angry and I got this crossbow protect me y'all I can't believe I escaped prison that fast those police officers were so stupid oh wait the fruit store man I can't wait to get some good fruit is that my daddy going into the fruit store I thought he was hiding from me what is he doing outside oh we got some oranges Daddy what are you doing Jeffy uh nothing daddy why have you been hiding from me all day Jeffy I'm not hiding from you I'm just at the fruit store I'm getting fruit hey did you even know I went to prison Jeffy you went to prison yeah I just want to do stuff on you because I'm bored if you're being really annoying I'm just trying to get fruit at the fruit store doing fine daddy you sit here and put fruits up your butt I'm going home and I'm gonna go to sleep never seen my face again oh my dang do you like me he doesn't want to be my daddy you don't want to be my friend and he doesn't want to eat with me well he's definitely up to something and being like invisible so I could hear and see everything he does wait a minute what if I just go to the potion store and get a potion invisibility oh that's such a good idea I'm gonna go right now yes it's the potion store I hope they have the potions that I'm looking for let me go and shine yo hello hey do you have a potion in your ability of course we do we also have sales on strength potions we have some jump potions and we have some super Speedy potions um no thank you I'm just looking for a DMV ability one because y'all want to spy on my dumb daddy well you see tell you what because you're not allowed to spy on people with it so what's your point of going invisible I don't know to hide from like errors in the wilderness when you go camping stuff like that well actually I was gonna go in the woods and take a poop so I didn't want to embarrassing my [ __ ] butt so I need that potion well no what I'm sorry sir you gave me a [ __ ] okay okay okay come back here sir come here I need you out of my store take it run I can't do this no more no more crying yeah I got the pushing all right guys I made it back to my daddy's poopy RV time to go and shine and use this invisibility potion all right moment of truth [Music] the ball it worked it really worked you don't even know where I'm at I'm a ghost all right where should I hide wait it probably doesn't even matter because I'm invisible duh all right I'm gonna go right on top of his bed now his guy sit here and wait for my daddy to come home that's my daddy coming back home now I gotta make sure be really quiet ah what a good day what wait a second is that my door open I never leave this door open I don't want Jeffy coming in my RV well I gotta make dinner tonight for this amazing beautiful girl oh she's so much better than my current wife as long as I keep this a secret and away from Jeffy no one's ever gonna find out what I'm doing oh my daddy was cheating on my mommy and bringing other girls over that's why he's being so weird to me what was that hello anyone here oh is that me it was like poop in here I can't leave my RV smelling like poop I gotta go to Walmart and get Febreze or something oh God it smells so bad let me make sure I lock this door oh thank God I was invisible or my daddy would have showed my poop what am I gonna do my daddy is a hunting coming over and he's been lying to me and my mommy I'm scared sugar and weight and I'm gonna confront them when he comes back I only got 10 minutes before this beautiful hot dates here I gotta clean this RV because it smells like poop Jeffy what are you doing in here I know what you're up to and I know what hot date is coming over Jeffy what are you doing in this RV you know I don't like you in my RV well Daddy when I came out of prison I thought the genius idea to go invisible and spy on you because you were being weiner Jeffy there's no such thing as going invisible well Daddy I was here the whole time when you were talking about your special day and how you were keeping a secret if I was lying okay I was lying before you honestly think I can get a date with this bald head no Jeffy I'll tell you what I'll tell you what you give me one hour we can go and get food and do whatever we want okay I just need one hour to smash I mean I mean sleep sleep a little bit cause I'm tired really Danny one hour me and you will get food together yeah Jeffy I promise you pinky promise a pinky promise yay my daddy loves me again all right I got one hour of time to waste until my daddy's ready to go get food with me hmm what can I do I know I'm gonna bounce in this trampoline for one hour straight oh he's so much fun wait a minute what was that is that the potion lady from earlier what is she doing by my house wait a minute she's not coming to my house she's going to my daddy's house my daddy lied to me he definitely has a date tonight if you guys enjoyed this video make sure to smash that 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Channel: Jeffy Minecraft

Views: 672,886

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Id: j40chNldmII

Length: 45min 32sec (2732 seconds)

Published: Sat May 06 2023