TV WOMAN vs The Most Secure House In Minecraft!

daddy look I changed the carpet to Yellow do you like it no I don't like it this is the worst color on Earth well it's way better than red no it's not it should be red red is the best color ever daddy red is terrible Jeffy I have no clue what you're talking about also daddy we're kind of running low on chocolate cake so could we go to the store and get some more daddy man you're right look there is no chocolate cake left hold on I can eat something daddy do not touch this chocolate cake Jeffy I'm really hungry no Daddy back up hold on I'm gonna go crazy hey hey let's just go on it's gone oh wait it all wasn't me dang bring me this door right now Debbie fine you want to go to the store because I ate all your chocolate cake yes Daddy come on all right fine let's go throw the city real quick yay here we come chocolate cake all right daddy we made it to the city there has to be some chocolate cake somewhere I don't know where the bakery is but uh we gotta keep walking whoa Daddy look at this thing is it TV wait what the heck it's like a TV person daddy it's like a regular person but their head is a TV this is the weirdest thing ever look Jeffrey there's signs here wait what um what are they say let me read this I have been trapped but not for long shooting I will escape and do you wrong wait what you can't hide from this skibety TV the one who will destroy you is Skippy me you have 10 minutes before I come yeah go hide and run wait whoa no she's threatening us wait Daddy I think we're in this skippity city oh well great you know how all the Skippy toilets are going crazy and they have the big toys and they flush them and then oh my goodness I don't want to be here Daddy we need to run we need to go back to our house and secure it and make it the most secure house in Minecraft yeah stupid skippity person wait wow oh my goodness I'm trying to talk to her I shouldn't talked to her she didn't like that Danny getting shot quick when you know hi Eddie what are we gonna do we're gonna die in this house alone we just need to make this the most secure house ever Jeffy that's all we have to do and I think we stand a chance you're saying we need to fight back to skippities yeah but wait hold on what was that noise what noise no sound like a villager wait what I think it's coming from the basement all right Dad well let's check out the basement let's go yo anyone down here Danny is the Villager hold on to signs I am Big Boy Bill every five minutes I will give you new items to help protect you look in the chest to claim items oh my God this is great whoa is there anything in here yet no we have to wait five minutes okay that's fine that's fine that gives us some time to build the base then we can come back down here and Bill give us stop all right Bill well you better give us some good stuff or I'm gonna hit you hey whoa whoa leave Bill alone leave it alone let's go all right Dad come on let's go back to your top Daddy I got a really good idea what's your idea I think we should make a big wall but we should make out of glass should we get she through it and cheesy skippity is coming to our house you don't think they'll break the glass no Daddy because this is bulletproof glass oh we got the good stuff yeah Daddy help me make a big wall around our base okay so I think this is a good height all we gotta do is go all the way around yeah Daddy I'm gonna outline it real quick you just build up all right sounds like a plan this might be the best wall ever wow daddy this wall came out so sick but wait daddy we gotta add Towers on each Corner well we gotta make him out of glass yes Daddy it's gonna be a Glass Castle oh my goodness this is like some fairy tale type stuff yeah this is gonna be so you know what I realized Jeffy why they're gonna be able to see us too wait what it's made out of glass it's not like it's one-way glass oh well I didn't really think about that oh great now they're just gonna see us the entire time we can't hide it's fine daddy they're gonna see us messing them up in their face holes dang it Daddy ladders don't go on glass how we supposed to get on top I think we use quartz torch it just has to be a whole block oh I see what you're doing Daddy like this oh yeah that's a good idea all right then we'll make the top oh who's looking so all right you had the ladders and I'll add the little quartz I'm the best ladder Placer in the whole entire world Daddy I just came up with a brilliant idea what's your brilliant idea Jeffy all right daddy you're really gonna like this all right we do a little bit of this a little bit what are you making just wait for it Daddy boom a roller coaster you want to build a roller coaster to secure this house yes daddy and then I'll be able to use a bow and arrow and shoot them in the face as you're going around on the roller coaster yeah and they're never gonna catch me because I'm going really fast you know what Jeffy I thought this was gonna be a stupid idea but you know what it's actually pretty good I actually like this idea Daddy I told you all right now help me build this roller coaster going all the way around all right daddy why is the roller coaster not moving did you add it's gonna work Daddy I'm moving I'm going really slow oh it's kind of going oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh oh god daddy I'm about to fall off help me if they had power rails how you doing to get them and get a tour a redstone torch to add some power all right redstone torch all right well let's put the power rails more in the back because there's probably gonna be less skippities okay okay good idea all right Jeffy I think it's time for you to test it out all right daddy we got two power rails in the back let's see if that's enough all right here we go oh yeah we're going super fast all right now I'm gonna pretend to shoot okay that was good that was good all right I'm still going I'm still going and boom just made it to the next power round now you think that's fast enough or slow enough yeah I think it's perfect maybe right here we put one more power out just to get me to the other side again I think make a little station right here oh that's a good idea station's good yeah dang this looks awesome oh my God Jeffy we forgot about Bill yeah Dad let's go see if he has any cool items for us come on let's go foreign [Music] supposed to help us defend our house from skippities wait hold on what if they're dangerous explosive toys Oh Daddy let's go outside and test them out Jeffy be careful because if you put them out and they blow your hand off I am not bringing him to the hospital all right Daddy play something scary all right Jeffy I'm ready all right daddy first one we're gonna try is the snow yeti toy oh god oh yo he's messing them up oh yeah go slow yeah I'm alive check this out this is the Dummy toy wait what bro this one is stupid it's like moving side to side what about a tiny Tank toy oh yeah oh yeah he's gonna blow him up pull him up oh my God the best doing so far A little toy tank this guy's cute we also have the arrow toy and we have The Rocketeer toy oh that's so cool oh my goodness he's overpowered wait Daddy what if we put these little Rocketeer toys up in our base I don't know if that'll work hey we gotta make like mini towers for them daddy look how cool these guys look whoa they're like little turrets all right daddy place down some more spiders and let's test them out okay here I go blow my blow him up what why not doing anything oh my goodness did you turn the wrong way oh my gosh oh they're blowing up each other okay this doesn't work oh God Jeffy this is not a good idea oh my goodness oh no Daddy they're not working they're shooting each other oh my goodness this was an epic fail all right we'll just keep them there they'll be fine we'll just use the rest of these toys in battle how about that Daddy I think you're right so what I'm thinking now is what if we made like a little moat inside a moat yeah like in this little section because we have some empty space here Daddy that's a good idea just in case they make it past the roller coaster wall there's gonna be Lava waiting for them uh lava lava lava all right I'm gonna break a new place all right Daddy I got lava ready to go whoa day this lava looks so sick I know in like the little train station has like a little bridge this looks perfect daddy also I think it's been five minutes let's go see if bill has any more cool stuff for us let's go let's go let's go come on I'm hoping it's armor armor yeah we need something I hope it's something that explodes let's see oh whoa Daddy looking there's grenade launchers it's a bazooka oh my goodness and grenades and missiles oh my goodness I'm gonna go test this out right now Jeffy be careful please don't aim at the city and just don't blow your hand off please don't aim at the shitty why don't shoot the city I don't want you exploding the city then the police come in it's gonna be bad but daddy this give me toilets over there don't wake him up now we're not done making the house well Dad let's just give him a little taste of what we got all right now Daddy I just blew up that building Demi no more no more these grenade launchers now oh no oh Jeffy stop okay stop blowing stuff off but Daddy it's really fun check out this grenade oh yeah it's gonna explode and boom right now we have a huge crater here won't daddy we'll put all the skippities in here when they're dead they're gonna hide in here and they're gonna counter-attack us Oh Daddy this is gonna be their future grave all right Jeffy you know what knock it off not with the missiles we're done with the green launches we need to keep building the secure house all right Daddy I'll save it for your battle Jiffy I think those other centuries you put down were kind of poop I'm not gonna lie well Danny do you have any other better sentries of course I do we need a few of these whoa they look so sick all right Daddy I want to test it out I'm gonna play some spiders whoa oh these are so sick they're actually shooting the spider I know they are we die we need like a lot more of these oh my goodness daddy guess what on five minutes went by you know what that means it's Bill time all right daddy follow me I hope these next items are insane he better be super powerful insane being chained what no way what is what is this this is probably some of the most overpowered armor in the game oh my gosh whoa you look so cool you have yellow in your armor wait what wait Daddy come upstairs I want to see what I look like in this shot oh this looks so sick whoa this sword is huge what even this Hammer of the Gods Hammer the gods I have a big hammer oh yeah I got a big short we are decked out yeah Daddy we're gonna mess some skippities up that TV woman has nothing on us all right daddy check it out I got a new gun get that bill gave it to me when you weren't looking Phil did knock it hey Bill did you give oh my goodness it's so good daddy your arms what um I don't want to be in the shoot Daddy I think we're ready we have the best [Music] the best guy oh there's lightning oh my goodness oh my goodness Daddy I think this kidneys are gonna come after us I think you're right I think this is the time wait daddy look it's the girl it's the TV perching oh she looks very menacing Jeffy come on TV woman come over here and fight us we're ready for you oh wow wait what oh god grab my sword oh that's not a good way to start the fight ow no no no there's a lot of them oh it's like a flying skibety toilet what the heck oh God they shoot him shoot him screaming at us ow oh God I'm in the lava Daddy help me help me break the glass I mean golden apples is that all you got TV woman yeah hit us with another one Oh Daddy we might want to not get her angry what the heck is that thing oh God oh God Daddy what is that I'm going inside the house I can't see anything I'm blind it's not good Jeffy all right Daddy I'm bringing out the assault rifle oh no I'm bringing out the ax I'm bringing the hammer out where'd you go wait what oh God die die die oh he's here don't worry Daddy I'm messing him up come on say hello to our little friend where's the big TV guy at oh get down I gotta get down oh God see if you want me Daddy I'm shooting her oh God I ran out of ammo Ariel's gotta go daddy where are you did he miss man he's mad I can't I can't run himself I can't see anything wait what what what is happening oh god daddy I'm shooting into nothing oh god daddy kill it wait what oh no Walt Disney oh I got him I'm surrounded come here buddy see him I see him I see him he's into you oh God don't worry bazooka like that oh no oh god daddy I'm hitting you watch out I'm just gonna reload I'm just gonna reload not me Jeffy I can't see anything watch out daddy oh you hit me with nukes all right daddy don't worry ow wait what is happening uh gotta hit him with a sword I think he's dying yes we killed him let's go we're too good for his daddy woman that was nothing yeah that was poop you want to give us something a little bit more challenging yeah what the heck is that little poopy thing look at him he's got plungers wait it's not dying though yeah what are you gonna do loser oh dang it just hit me ow all right daddy kill him wait is jumping wow what the heck yes we killed it that was easy oh no Daddy there's so much more things spawning a poison oh God ow oh god oh no I'm poisoned are they running to the house running to the house they're doing too much damage I'm going with the roller coaster oh no they shot my roller coaster down wait Daddy what they destroyed the roller coaster Jimmy it's impossible to go on the ride no no I'm in the lava great I'm gonna die I got it I gotta got it come here come on Daddy we didn't even get to use the roller coaster though that's great Daddy they do a lot of damage be careful I do more damage all right I got your back that's about mess him up yeah that was easy oh no Daddy one more flying one like that nice oh yeah TV woman you like that Daddy shooter shooter oh no what the heck he just headbun you ow that hurt why is she so fast what the heck is that the TV oh God oh God Daddy okay that was a misfire all right don't worry don't worry Daddy I'm shooting him with my gun behind behind what the heck is this guy doing he's taking a wall down bro wait what oh let me go inside the house go inside the house he's just farting on me baby creepers what's going on what's going on no no no no no I'm coming I'm coming in all right don't worry I'm gonna use the tank no tank what oh god daddy kill I kill it Daddy it's time to place down all my toys go go go go go go go go go wait what oh no Daddy I'm being sucked in what the heck wow Jeff are you alive yeah right Beyond you Daddy I think he died oh God how are those oh it's more aerial ones more skip the toilet wait daddy where is she going I think she's retreating she's running Daddy come on we gotta go forward oh we just gotta mess up these guys first I like this bro oh he does so much damage dang I'm in the lava hey you dirt bag don't worry I'll match them up yeah nice plungers where'd you get in your mom's house yeah yeah yeah oops sorry Jeff your up her face it doesn't matter oh no there's another plunger dude wait daddy before you go in ah come here plunger I'm gonna rock it the whole city he's in the area yes I killed one there's one daddy we need to work together and focus on one at a time I'm coming I'm coming yes there's another one all right daddy there's Amanda pearls ain't there pearls where'd you get these I don't know they I found them in the battlefield Daddy I got a good idea let's end our Pearl on top of one of these buildings let's go let's go let's go daddy I'm going uh I'm On Top that's shame here Daddy now where's that TV woman at oh God she's right here Daddy where oh you like that oh god daddy where'd she go she's out here she's stuck in a thing oh nothing I missed oh God I fell Commander pulling back up I'm the trees are in the trees hey oh you like that oh yes daddy I'm doing damage I'm behind your head and we're sword get her Daddy get her I'm blowing up the whole city she's zappling oh no I killed her I got her Jeffy you killed her I killed her with my hammer all right Daddy just mess up this guy yay daddy we destroyed Scooby-Doo City let's go [Music] Daddy I don't know are you hungry I'm gonna go to like Burger King or something um yeah Daddy I want the bomb Burger bomb Burger let's go get a bomb Burger all right daddy here you have one first wow if you guys enjoyed this video make sure to leave a like and hit subscribe right now

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Length: 16min 41sec (1001 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 11 2023