Becoming JEFFY'S DAD In Minecraft!

all right what should I have for breakfast today oh let's see there's so many good options wait what the wait who's on my door if it's Paul Crow I swear I told him not to come over hello wait what the heck hey what who are you my name's Jeffy she is your my shirt yeah oh wait it does say on your shirt oh I'm Coco man I I don't know you I'd rather talk to you um outside uh listen are are you lost or something where's your dad at oh um I don't even know but what do you mean you don't know I just came over here I like your house um are you a puppy dog no yes I'm a dress as a puppy dog yes or like donkeys you got one no I don't have one we'll carpet you then no you cannot pet me but why but because you can't I have a long walk over here but where did you walk from I don't know what what do you mean you don't know I don't remember well okay you have to go home okay we'll find your dad all right um I'm all tired no okay I use the middle of the morning what do you mean you're tired I really sleep well actually really I was walking remember you gonna pay more attention what are you doing by my door I'm gonna go take a nap but you can't just enter my house I don't know who you are oh where's your bedroom I'm not telling you promo Stingers no I thought oh no oh no no no please go back here where that comfy mad at here oh yeah baby wait no no no no you can't just go in my bed on your beds bouncing look at me I'm a little kangaroo bunny oh a kangaroo bunny is not even a thing no yeah I like to be a little kangaroo bunny can you read me a bedtime story I'm not gonna read you a bedtime story um please I can't sleep without a bedtime story I don't want you to sleep here I don't even know who you are well can I please have a bedtime story if I read you one story will you leave fine okay I'll go get a bedtime story who is this kid what am I even doing this book is fine all right you ready for your bedtime story yeah all right long ago in our galaxy far far away there was a princess oh who's your princess pretty yeah sure yeah the princess was very pretty oh pretty very pretty like super pretty it doesn't matter how pretty she is oh no he Ruins Your Story oh my gosh I don't I don't know how to handle a kid I don't even know what I'm doing this kid is in my house he won't leave listen um the story um whatever listen listen I need you to uh to leave please no why because I don't want to well I don't have to do no listen Jeffy your name is Jeffy right yeah well I'm try it's very nice to meet you likewise okay well listen can you please leave because I don't know who you are and I I can't just have you be in here I don't want to take care of a kid oh you better call someone who does because I ain't leaving who wouldn't know how to take care of a kid what am I even doing I need help I can't believe I'm saying this but I need Punk Rose help uh Jeffy Why you wanna go to see my friend yeah he's a kitty cat oh all right Jeffy come on follow me we can go over to his house yay oh this better work today's episode of Minecraft is called the babysitter all right Jeffy this is Paul Crow's house Paul Crow you're the kitty cat oh kitty cat man yeah do you like his house yeah he's way better in your house but no it's not Jeffy you asked me if I liked it I gave my honest answer whatever please be home please be home Parker please hello hello wait try what are you doing here um who's this um this is Jeffy uh he kind of just showed up at my door you know how he got here like did he explain anything to you yeah he said that he left his dad or family and walked here all night he showed up at my house said he was going in my bed to go to sleep jumped on it like a kangaroo and then he forced me to read him a bedtime story whoa that's so cool I kind of like him what no no no no he's a menace hey are you the king man yeah I'm the kitty cat man uh you want to come to my house no Pogo that's a really bad idea do not let him go into your house why not oh what is she Jeffy Jeffy oh you're gonna regret that punk Crow no I'm not no this place is going on a nice game man I don't like it okay man what's that yeah oh that's just um I can't live you want to go pet him um oh no Jeffy are you scared of a little I thought you liked kitty cats um um no I'm not scared then go Petty um okay oh okay a poker he's nice right uh yeah yeah he's a nice cat he jumped at me he jumped at me no he dab you're watching the whole time he did not jump at you he just stood still all right um I swear he did but maybe I was lying all right well I'll try again just go over there and bet it all right here goes nothing oh oh my goodness well once he looked at me funny no no he did not Jeffy Jeffy okay you're not allowed to pet the kitty cat my really want to you yeah but why okay okay if I he's allowed to go bad it you you two I don't know if I can deal with you one more time just one more time okay one more Jeffy do not scream oh I'm not Mr King okay what happened this time oh no I just wanted to scream did you see what I'm dealing with um he's really cool he's not really cool he's annoying yeah well I mean kind of streaming but you know other than that he's a cool kid I like I like how he uh right away from home yeah I ran away from all all right Mr King and way better I like you Mr doggy man you know my actual name I told you this is Paul my name is Troy caused by our names all right kitty cat man what no that's kitty cat man all right doggy man I'm gonna lose I'm gonna lose the poker please think of something to do I'm hungry um well what if we go outside and hunt for some food no you want to take this kid hunting yeah it's gonna be so fun do you realize how bad that could go no not really what can go wrong I wanna come no I mean don't fight with that no no what about you you two are not a good combination together let's go Jeffy no we cannot hunt jellyfishes all right Jeffy ready to go hunting poker this is gonna end terrible you know that right no it's not it's gonna be really easy just just try all right so what do I do well there's one okay just there's one right there jeffy's still trying to shoot at it what do I do okay oh dude I mean that was that was pretty close what do you mean that was pretty little chicken is right here he just shot it to the street okay okay let's focus on one a little bit for maybe maybe he can't hit things up close um I mean I guess maybe but I was pretty close let's try Jeffy will you even tell me what to do you Shield at me did I hear it no Jeffy you didn't hit it well guys I'm gonna try another one all right Jeffy just okay he's really close so he's not he's not even close any of the chicken there's so many of them there's one right there right here wait how did you miss oops I went over it okay okay Jeffy I'm getting so frustrated with you okay this is how you do it Jeffy watch me I'll do it okay all right she'll line up your bow Jeffy there's a chicken boom you just shoot it oh dude you can turn it up me oh Jeffy that's that's what's supposed to happen we're hunting yeah that's that's kind of how it works you kill it oh I understand the objective or almost try again I'm gonna try again all right go away look there's one behind this one behind right here just shoot this one oh yeah I got this one oh Jeffy why how did you it's right there oh no I'm doing Jeffy okay here here's what you did not just Paul Crow poker you still still think this was a good idea it was really close he always got it all right Jeffy I'm gonna pick up the chicken and it's in my hands and it's not moving I'm just getting right here just shoot the chicken oh oh shoot it you saw me oops we're not supposed to do that oh still no Johnny you're not shooting me again hold still poker please do something all right listen maybe he just needs a bigger Target all right I mean like maybe um what if we got the I mean the Sheep's over there what if we got the sheeps all right good Jeff you went on some sheep sheepy yeah your sheepies all right come over here okay all right Jeffy there's a sheep over there I'll show you how it's done for real this time okay or I wanna learn all right ready draw back your bow just like this all right I'm doing it and then line up your crossbow right with the Sheep all right I'm doing and then fire Jeffy all right I'm doing it you must wash because I don't want to kill a sheepy he's gonna be good he's doing good he's learning he thought learning that was the worst shot ever but she was over there the arrow was in the tree Jeffy whoa whoa oh her chibi I don't think he knows what hunting is Paul Crow um yeah if he doesn't want it then I can't really do anything I guess could I go oh yeah what what do you mean yeah stop encouraging him stop encouraging him why if I just go over and pay it real quick okay okay fine let's go pet the Sheep okay yay all right just go over there Jeffy where'd it go well uh well it's right over here Jeffy oh you found it okay what do you want to do I'm gonna pay hi Mr sheepy how are you I'm gonna give it a name no poker we cannot have him name it because I'm just gonna want to keep it well why can't he keep it it's Q it's fun it's funny or son I don't know where this baby came from oh you know what you're right it's not responsibility Jeffy just do whatever you want yay um guys I think I have a really good name but I need your opinion okay man is that okay with people yeah sir what's the name or just just get your ears right because it's gonna be a good one okay my hair's ready yeah yeah I'm good are you sure yes I'm prepared he's ready oh games right oh my name is sheepy Pig that's really good name I'm not gonna lie like what do you think Troy that is a terrible name Poker you are encouraging this bad behavior and I don't like it no it's not I think we should take it what do not take it you should take him with us we're away from Troy will keep me oh let's go let's go oh my goodness we're not keeping a sheep named Pig poker I hope you know that I am not keeping Pig the Sheep at my house all right fine whatever I'll just keep in my house doesn't matter to me that's one key comments cool and you Wolfie man whatever I don't care if you think I'm cooler or not I'm pretty cool I'm not gonna lie well you know what's not cool poker the fact that we went hunting and have no food so what are we supposed to do now well I mean I have soup do you want soup Jeffy oh assume yeah that'll be so good all right so what if I make the soup in here and then you guys go back to Troy's house and we'll all eat together there well no that is not happening why not I don't get it I am not taking this Menace back to my house you're mean no I could not leave me alone with them Paul Crow sorry I'm kicking you out goodbye please oh okay get out go back to yourself my cake I'm okay wait for your soupings Jeffy we're gonna go back home now you have to be good um how good really really good you promise I someone promise to be good oh my goodness let's just go back to my house oh I hate my life I hate my life I Hate My Life um why are you saying that over and over again because I just want you to go back to your house oh no where that is so in the meantime While I'm Waiting For Soup I'm not going to people and not painting in this painting yo I'ma try it one home what comes after one I'll restart one oh man what comes after one okay I'll restart one Jeffy there's only one person in this painting oh you ruined it for me meanie there's only one person you had to write you don't even know how to count to two sure I do um one carrot toaster oven oh my gosh where this ball grow oh please please he's counting people in paintings when there's only one person please just okay where is the soup do you have it oh yes I have the soup here you are guys oh yay delicious shoot me holy can't wait to eat it Jeffy eat your soup like a good boy okay all right thanks Kink I mean you're the bestest ever no problem man I hope it's good soup oh yeah that's good all right Jeffy you had your soup poker thank you very much for that are you happy like are you content now do you need anything else um no what what you what do you mean what else could you possibly want um Mr King got me I have to tell you a secret called donkey real quick why can't I be here for this Jeffy I trust geek out man more all right let's just come here I have to go in the bathroom is there one in here I mean I I don't I'm not sure I think there's one up uh I mean he's he's kind of there it's near the kitchen just go to the bathroom I can hear what you're saying where's your Den it's right over here Jeffy just go out why does it have to be a secret oh no why is your bathroom not have a door what huh that that actually he's got white you should probably add a door to it I mean what kind of privacy we'll be on the couch all right wait which one's the toilets it's this one Jeffy it's this one right here oh yeah okay sorry I'll get right to it that is that poker please just just explain it to him just explain it to him I'm on the couch okay fine all right this is what's called a um a bathtub all right this is where we take bath this is where you bathe just click this by a nano look at that oh wow I want to do that again I'm gonna hit this button over and over again look at Club it's like it's tall it keeps Jeffy oh wait Mr toilet look what you've done okay it's funny oh Jeffy use them I'm going with that you know what just let him do what he wants he's not harming anyone oh Poco I'm so tired I'm also a little tired we just take a nap just I I we can't sit bull take it up listen you have to stay awake okay because that kid can do anything just please let me close my eyes for five minutes is okay okay fine I'll watch him I'll make sure he's good okay thank you oh I'm so tired oh that was such a nice nap oh all right let's see how ponkers go poco poco wake up oh what oh oh my bad actually I fell asleep on the couch trying to watch TV you're supposed to be watching Jeffy sorry sorry I mean that what is he in the bathroom let's just go see oh is that what I think it is ponkro I I I think so it's everywhere but the toilet won't grow I mean it's pretty funny no it's not funny you were supposed to be watching him now my bathroom looks like this poker poker Pokemon we have to find him please check down here I'll look upstairs okay uh uh Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy are you in here are you my closet Pogo he's not in here is he uh Charlie is not in here either he's on the kitchen oh no no no what are we gonna do what are we gonna do we could be um it could be anywhere oh wait he's out of our lives but I don't think that's a good he's in the middle of nowhere with no one to watch him good it's not my problem I'm so happy he's gone I can enjoy the rest of oh no um oh no what is he doing I don't it looks like he's bathing in the fountain what Jeffy Jeffy what are you doing oh hey guys I was doing a little swimming in a fella I got a little bit dirty well yeah I could I could see you a little bit dirty Jeffy what happened to my bathroom um I don't know what you're talking about Jeffy there is poop all over my bathroom you're saying that wasn't you no no that wasn't me ow poker do you hear this kid yeah it's funny Jeffy be honest did you actually do it though wait you're saying it's funny yeah it was hilarious yeah okay God man it was trolling me bro for a bad boy oh you think Jeffrey's a bad boy oh my gosh look what you did Jeffy just calm down no you didn't get me a bad boy I don't want to see you anymore I don't want to see you later Jeffy okay I can't do this in a pumpkin I can't do this anymore why look you made him cry Jeffy how about we go back to my place and try just since you're so mad for some reason you can go back in your house and watch TV or something calm down yeah I would love that Bon Jovi never see you again let's go let's go man good I never liked you in the first okay I'm so happy I can just go home I don't have to worry about this anymore oh this is so awesome oh that was so disgusting but it's finally clean steamer is over oh hopefully bunker just finds a way to get rid of him I never have to see him again oh I'm going to bed it has been a way too long of a day oh no no no no no no no that better not be him or bunker who is it oh geez sorry about the answer door to everyone what uh I'm sorry sir um uh how can I help you oh wow well I was just looking for my son I don't know if you've seen her or not his name's Jeffy oh my gosh oh my God oh my gosh your jeffy's dead what you've seen him yes yes I've seen him I've seen him I've dealt with them all day oh my goodness I I'm so sorry how can I ever repay you no no no you don't have to repay me you being here to pick him up is repayment enough just just you have to do one thing for me what is it just make sure I never see him again oh yeah he has an effect on people listen come in he's not my friend's house I'll call my friend over and and he will bring him right over oh I can't wait oh this is awesome okay I've been looking for him all day he's in such big trouble I can't wait to grind him oh I can't wait to grind him he deserves a good grounding hold up just stay here I'll call him okay all right all right yes I'm getting rid of jumping oh Mr jeffy's dad uh it's Marvin by the way nice to meet you I'm try listen he's coming over right now he actually answered the phone for some reason oh I can't wait to see him I can't wait to see him oh that must be him right now me Daddy what were you doing Jeffy um day what do you mean to run away Jeffy you want to trouble here and Jeffy oh oh sorry listen try I'm so sorry if my son gave you any issues um he gave me all the issues oh Jeffy no it was a good boy I swear what did he do um well he came into my house slept in my bed forced me to read him a bedtime story without a permission at all Jeffy oh I did that then he went over and he was scared to like I can't he kept screaming oh I was a priest guy then we took him hunting and he shot me oh yeah then he named a sheep Pig yup they're not too pooped in my bathroom everywhere yeah that was a good one then he was bathing himself in the fountain hope I never see you again oh oh I am never being a babysitter I am never being a babysitter ah finally relaxing oh right try try oh no what Punk bro where's Jeffy I can't find him oh uh see jeffy's Dad came and he took it away so what so I'm never going to see Jeffy again I don't even understand how you're sad ponkro it's just nobody understood me the way Jeffy did no you cannot be that almost attached to him okay it was so nice you're so sweet okay listen I'm sorry but Jeffy he might come back I mean hopefully not but he might it's just I just he's gone now okay yeah I guess listen You'll Always Love Me buddy yeah I'm just gonna miss him though I understand you know what deep down I I think I'm gonna miss Jeffy too really nope not at all he's a menace oh my gosh really are you serious he is a menace I'm outside oh my gosh hey guys thanks so much for watching the whole video yeah and if you enjoyed make sure to smash that like button and subscribe for more crazy adventures and comment down below what you want us to do next but we'll see you guys in the next episode foreign

Channel: Tri

Views: 6,860

Keywords: Cash, Nico, Cash and Nico, Minecraft, Minecraft mod, kid friendly, family friendly, Omz, Maizen, Aphmau, Tri, Tri and Ponc, Ponc and Tri, noob vs pro, noob vs pro vs hacker, noob vs pro vs hacker vs god, Omz And Roxy, Nico and Cash, Mr Beast, Craftee, PrestonPlayz, jeffy, jeffy sml, jeffy minecarft, Becoming Jeffy's Dad In Minecraft

Id: vnocQYhEAvo

Length: 21min 3sec (1263 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 12 2023