TUMBLR AWARDS V134

so if you can't afford health insurance in America you just die ha ha ha yes someone said take away Tootie reminds them of King Julien and I'm crying how do i unsee this van party bags I found this inappropriately hilarious and I want one lol oh my [ __ ] god 6th grade me coming home and opening my first gen iPod Touch minecraft paper toss Cut the Rope jetpack fruit ninja Angry Birds doodle junk YouTube hang in there Joan Jill was a woman who was accused of having sorcery powers and everyone thought she was a monster just like Elsa Waters flavor is its temperature what the [ __ ] sorry I needed to tell someone what the [ __ ] actually what the [ __ ] why does that make sense dog goes woof cat goes meow I wiped my brow and I sweat my rust cow goes Moo the chemicals this is messing with my brain I filled the condom with water and gave it feelings next Pixar movie wrapped up coming ha ha congratulations ok large doctor please help my hideous cat with your mystery drug ladies don't start fights but they can finish them that is a cat with a hair bow how is that relevant to the caption ladies don't start fights but they can finish them uncultured swine I accidentally printed a very tiny version of my assignment and I'm gonna hand it in as a joke update on this post my prof laughed so hard she cried and she's going to show it to all of her teacher friends oMG I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck how lucky can they be they are dead that grandma took none of the [ __ ] team grandma yura prints and you're going to marry a princess now father you're living in the past this is the 14th century yeah dad wake up and smell the plague me takes a long swig from a flask I was carrying in my purse barkeep ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me hoarsely this is flour I'm looking for my colleague record rowels have you seen my friend Ralph Ralph are you coming brother character development my favorite Disney Princesses Elizabeth's won because rather than becoming a princess she was like nah [ __ ] that and became a king instead King is there anything cuter than a sleepy girl I think not I can't believe a vague boast about my crush got so many notes what the [ __ ] we are girlfriends now happy 20 Katie's WL w GF good luck host rev log and you will get a GF and 20 Katie we giving you a half L gift patch of moss this is absolutely a which is familiar gathering ingredients professor on the first day of class says the [ __ ] weren't all the freshmen in the room the [ __ ] word stop excavating there is nothing left to be dug out ceramic sculpture of early skateboarding dog Mexico 80 450 to 650 wow they must be loving this why are there bruises on my knees I snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the [ __ ] out of your knees specifically actually that's a common misconception caps kill animals and bring them to you because they think you're a shitty hunter and they don't want you to starve so it's kind of love but it's mostly because you suck at catching food I'm pretty sure I don't want you to starve is the maximum level of love cats are able to give this is why I love cats they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you're a giant hairless cat that sucks at being account won't beast what are you doing here I thought you were at lunch go away Sully good way good way good way oh my god why did I laugh so much of this oMG Sully is a real [ __ ] block oh my god chips face my poor baby me while this ham sure looks good tasty I love ham my mom don't get the ham hey girls my wife runs an underwear shop and I'm doing a bra giveaway send me pics of your boobs and I'll message you if I have anything that fits you sneak 100 the most popular language studied on duolingo in each country the most popular language to study in Sweden is Swedish youth culture is feeling like if you don't succeed by 25 someone will literally come kill you I've never identified with something more than this it's gonna be the duolingo BER - they're laughing at our face saying wake up you need to make money doo doo why am i laughing so hard well well well look what we have here I have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life i sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking this is so dumb it's just three wells and they're me can I go to the restroom teacher I don't know can you me knock knock who's there not not who I'm knocking I had a book when I was a kid where you could write your own knock-knock jokes and I'm still laughing at it being an adult Dispatch looked like our above-ground radish I love this comment I die every time laughing my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it came with a paper I'm nearly a 20 year old man update I gave it her name is Stephanie there's no more seats Netflix is using a widescreen version of Malcolm and the middle that was never supposed to air shout out to do a stand in dialysis I can't describe it but yet I'll tell you in a riddling way have you ever felt a sudden lost pursuit para Kors sous-sous a mercy yes 10,000 tires and people say the classic scent relative all wind with elevation with distance with god damnit racks you're the worst [ __ ] spotter ever with my son's new Decker isn't [ __ ] around with payment failure to pay tuition will result in termination of your child they didn't pay take out the toddler you either die here good eats or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain cutthroat kitchen who hurt this man what are you looking at there Mario something peachy never let this dodge please don't let me live on my own I spent $32 on asparagus my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out at home on $2,000 a month and I find this written on their help I can't [ __ ] breathe I'm the biggest dick lover of the mall not so fast money tip 1 Rob and I hop to urine international territory 3 the cops can't arrest you is fruit by the foot really 3 feet long is it really 3 feet long me and my BFF want to know thanks ha ha me and my BFF wanted to know the same thing and we got a ruler yes it has 3 feet long and we said heck yeah thanks I wish the internet was still this innocent when you hit snooze 80 times and now you've got three minutes to leave the house when people get mad and speed past you and you'll end up at the same red light together I don't like using my dad's bathroom because I'm not that into watching myself poop I thought your face was embroidered on the hand towel how do you explain a sunset if there is no God I don't know I don't know I don't know son gets tired and goes to sleep like everyone else next question if there is no God then how does a microwave know how to beep win my hot pocket is cooked when there's Internet drama but you can't find a summary of everything that's going on so you have to piece it together from memes and tweets Brazil has nearly 60,000 murders here's a map to put that number in perspective Brazil had as many homicides as all a blue countries combined interactive version you're probably aware that Brazil is a dangerous place but but but more evil murica Brattle numero 1 camp EO Penta this is not an award show campy oh do mundo dogs understand more of our language than we understand there's people who make TV shows with laugh tracks should have their rights revoked okay but icarly danced neither should have his rights revoked but for different reasons where is save data located just curious in the malls developer finally some good tech support I saw my dad dancing us out once so that makes it for the years verbal abuse I think duster sweetie it doesn't what we'll do it then most people laughing a delays to us a flavor contest don't know that Canada had a contest too and we had a winner maple mousse [Music] my blog will make you horny yes because Timmy Turner drowning in his failure turns me on so much so horny but toothed brunette debts gets f ed non-stop if you're eating this gyro cranium wait [ __ ] I'm a crane Ian now haha Opie is a cranium Oh No the monster truck of cats that boy got big feet he boot just white for he got damn feet someone stop quoting John tyranny all the time me the picture won't load but I know it's just him screaming now train train train just taught the ginger ale dude how to commit piracy are yes I appreciated friend I'm finally going to watch Shrek the third director's cut Coolio I'm body-positive I just got the results and it confirms I have a body it's kind of a disappointment to be honest I was really hoping to be a ghost magical girl transformation but I turn into this I'm writing my novel in fifth person so every sentence starts with I heard from this guy who told somebody I just saw this picture of Shrek and I'm laughing because it's as if I'm about to give him a [ __ ] tears are coming out of my eyes no no no no no that'll do donkey battle do oh my god had got better slash worse don't even talk to me unless you have this hairstyle I walk a lonely road why do you like that character so much he's an [ __ ] Sesame Street I love trash egg a person who lives the big life I was researching 1920s slang and guys we've been getting it all wrong poppy what do you mean are and Rogers better watch his cars personal foul are you ready for some football little itty-bitty tiny voice football hey how many swords do you have sorted a lot locked Perry everyone else really contributes to their fandoms and I'm just over here in the corner like spoons I feel you man I have become tumblr famous using mainly spoons why does this happen I worked with toddlers and preschoolers for three years sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object say bye bus and occasionally they are thinking Lee just do it DJJ sometimes I'll clean my room and then just sit quietly in it playing Russian roulette whether shrink-ray car fire wet dog meets semi wet dog I'm you but with legs so that's my emotional support story that I've been working on for five years that still has no conceivable plot Annie may produces when deciding where all the budget should go one the tips you have been visited by the smart studying dog yet you will be blessed with good grades only if you subscribe to commenter woods and like the video on top food chain when stock new game [Music]

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Id: V0CuO4JDHzw

Length: 12min 46sec (766 seconds)

Published: Tue May 21 2019