- Ooh, it smells really good! - Oh!
(both laugh) That's the second one! ♪ (accordion intro) ♪ - (FBE) When you hear the term
celebrity chef, what do you think of? - Gordon Ramsay.
- I was just gonna say Gordon Ramsay. - I think of Wolfgang Puck.
- Mm-hmm. - I think of Chef Michael Symon, you know, all the people
that were on The Chew. - (FBE) In this episode, we're gonna
see what some non-chef celebrities are including in their
very own cookbooks. We're gonna show you a dish,
and you'll have to guess which celebrity wrote the recipe. - Ooh, okay fun!
- This is gonna be so fun. (laughs) - Oprah, maybe has done some stuff.
- Snoop Dogg? - Snoop Dogg, I feel like
would have one. That'd be funny. - I feel like if he doesn't have one,
it's a sin. - I'm really bad at this, okay? Like, we've done the episodes.
- Stop playing. - We've done the episodes where we guess like
celebrities' favorite candy, and I'm absolute garbage
at those. - Winners win,
and Albertos Alberto, and that's how this goes.
(laughs) - I win sometimes.
Rarely, but I win. - Sometimes, like I said. - It's always the people that
talk the most crap that I end up beating, so hopefully... - Oh, we'll see about that.
- We'll see, we'll see, we'll see. ♪ (accordion music) ♪ - (FBE) So first up, we're gonna
start with some breakfast for ya. This dish is called The Usual,
by our mystery chef. It's avocado egg toast,
and our mystery celebrity likes to enjoy it
with chai tea. - Okay, this is a very L.A.
- Oh, I know, right? - Hipster person.
- I'm Californian and millennial. - Californian.
- Californian and millennial as hell. - Millennialness, yes.
- 'Cause I love avocado toast. - I feel like I need a knife
and fork for this. - Oh, I'm going all in. - Mm-hmm.
- That's a perfectly cooked egg too. - Mm-hmm. - Well done whoever
mimicked this recipe. - Honestly, I really like
the combination. - Usually when I deal with food
on this channel, it's usually me trying not to eat it,
so I get in trouble for it. So the fact that I get to
do it right now, and there's no consequences,
this is a good day. - I love a fried egg on anything.
- Mmm, that's really good. - Something about this
reminds me of Oprah. - (laughs) Oprah when
she's eating healthy. - Mm-hmm.
- Let's be real. - This is like WW points! - (FBE) Was this A, Stephen Colbert.
- What? - (FBE) B, Martha Stewart,
C, Oprah Winfrey, or D, Ellen DeGeneres? - Who's pretentious enough
to make this? - This kinda gave me
Martha Stewart vibes, I don't know. - This is either Martha Stewart
or Ellen. - You called that out!
- I did say Oprah. - I know it's not one of them, because I know one of them
is vegan for sure. - Oh.
- So, okay. Girl, I ain't gonna tell you!
(laughs) I'm trying to win today. - Oprah has her like magazine,
and her reading list and stuff. Like, what is Oprah eating?
Oprah's eating The Usual, please. - She's doing Weight Watchers
though now. - I'm sure that's
in the points somewhere. That's why they were small! - Now, I said Oprah,
but I'm not going with Oprah, I'm letting you know that. I hope that I get this right.
If not, I'm gonna be so mad. - (FBE) Let's see your boards! - C. - Oh, we both guessed the same thing! - Oprah! - (FBE) You can put the boards down,
and we will show you the book! - Oh my God! (laughs) (buzzer rings)
I knew this was going to happen! - What, it's Oprah? - Yes!
(Faith laughs) - Oh dang!
- Oprah! - Man.
- You get a Usual, you get a Usual! - I got it wrong! - Oprah doesn't scream L.A. fad
like this breakfast does to me. That's why I couldn't
picture her at all. Our chef here made it
look more presentable than hers does in that picture. - Always go with your
first instinct! - Look at me, looking like
Boo Boo the Fool. (Vanessa laughs) ♪ (accordion music) ♪ - (FBE) Next up we have some
white bean and zucchini burgers. - Ew. - (both) Wow! - (Mikaela) That's something my palate
would never order, because it just looks like so fancy.
- (Carlos) Yeah. - This is a skinny actress. - This looks like a kale salad maybe? Okay.
- Yeah. - I'm a fan of a good veggie burger. - There's no bread here.
What the hell is this? - No, there's no meat, dude.
- I'm sorry. - I've never had
a vegan burger before. Is this avocado, what is this? - So is this a side salad,
or toppings for the, am I supposed to eat this
like a pizza? - Oh my God, it's like falling apart.
- Oh my God, there's, oh my God, there's so much happening.
Have to like scoop it. - Here we go. I'm not digging the texture.
Sorry my mouth's like full, but... - It feels like I'm eating
a hash brown. - Okay, well, we're gonna...
- That's actually very good. I don't know if it would
hold up on a bun like a burger. - It wouldn't.
- It's pretty soft, and it's pretty moist.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm gonna apply it like that.
- Mmm! That's good!
Tasting the white bean, it's nicely seasoned.
- I like that, that's light! - I mean, it's really good.
- That's a summery lunch. - Ew, no, it just tastes like mush.
It tastes like I'm eating grass. - It's actually not that bad. Would I pay for this willingly, no.
If somebody paid for it and said here, I bought you this,
I'd be like food is food, I'll eat it. - No man is gonna come up with this.
I don't think. - I don't want to gender my meals,
but I have to say, I agree. - This is a Gwyneth Paltrow like meal.
- Don't start with Gwyneth Paltrow. - Alright. (laughs) - (FBE) Do you think it was A,
Gwyneth Paltrow. - Ooh, this is very Goop-ish. - (laughs) Brandon!
- How did I guess that? - Brandon! - (FBE) B, Beyonce,
C, Jennifer Aniston, or D, Angelina Jolie?
- This is hard. I think it's between the Goop lady
and the Friends lady. - It's just very stereotypical.
- I was gonna say the same thing, I know exactly who you put,
and I'm gonna put the opposite because of that exact reason.
- (FBE) Let's see your boards. - We both said
the same thing again today. - I hope I spelled her name correctly.
- I think he right, I think he right. - (FBE) I'll tell you,
one of you is right. - Oh man.
- Oh! - Congrats on your point, buddy!
- Woo! - I knew it, I should've done it. - Oh!
(bell rings) That's the second one! (bell rings)
- What, again? - Oh!
- Yes! - We both got it right.
- We did. - White bean and zucchini burgers.
- Oh, that is good, Gwyneth! Girl!
Look, I'll do that, get one of her candles. (laughs) - You know what, why don't we get
a white bean zucchini burger candle? - What?
- This Smells Like My Burger. ♪ (accordion music) ♪ - (FBE) Next up, we have what's called
The OG, fried bologna sandwich. - Fried bologna sandwich?
- I thought we were on a health kick? - Oh!
- Oh my God. Okay, this is somebody older. - This is someone who indulges
in marijuana cigarettes. - Okay! - Oh there's chips on it!
- Yeah, I know, I was gonna say there's chips in it!
- Here we are. - Is this potato chips in here?
- Oh my gosh. (laughs) - Dude, finally, some food! - Bologna is a sad lunch meat.
- It is. - I've never had it fried.
- What? Oh my gosh, I grew up with
fried bologna every day. - There's three layers
of bologna and cheese, and then barbecue chips.
- Barbecue chips! - And mustard. This is in a published cookbook. - This feels like a stomach ache,
but it's gonna be good. - Mm-mm.
I'm a fried girl. It's delicious.
- Mm-hmm! They might be onto something
with this. - I'm excited.
- Let me just... Oh my God, oh. (laughs) - The meat to bread ratio
is a little off, but it's actually pretty good. - It doesn't matter if you fry bologna
it's gonna taste like bologna. (Faith laughs) - My fingers are greasy!
- Uh-huh! - That's how you know it's good.
- Oh, look at that, so bad! - This is a man. (laughs)
- Right, it's a dude's dish for sure. - This is something you figure out,
like, you know what I mean? - If you say Seth Rogan
when you call out the names, I'll leave this room. - (FBE) Is it A, Drake,
B, Snoop Dogg, C, Kanye West,
or D, Ed Sheeran? - Ed Sheeran, huh? The fact that it has OG in it,
is gonna make me pick who I'm gonna pick.
- Exactly who we're gonna pick. - You ready?
- Mm-hmm. - God damn.
- We're the same, aren't we? - Yes! (laughs)
This is gonna be the whole game! - Snoop Dogg. - It's Snoop D-O-Double G. - Snoop D-O-Double G, baby!
- (FBE) That was B. (Dionte laughs) - I'm [bleep] dead! - (laughs) I thought I heard
Snoop was A! - (FBE) Let's see the book!
- Snoop Dogg! - Oh hey, ooh, this one looks cool!
- That's so funny! - Oh, that's beautiful!
(bell rings) That is beautiful!
- Yes! - Oh yes, yes, yes!
- Yes! - I knew it was someone who
participated in the Devil's Grass. - Oh yep, Uncle Snoop, baby! - Oh, From Crip to Cook, I love this. - The Boss Dogg's Kitchen.
- I was gonna say! (laughs) - Oh, oh, that,
that is a shot, let me tell ya. - Oh, it's American cheese? - Oh yeah, look at that!
- Ooh, that's exactly what it looks like! - That is to the T. - Homey smoked so much weed, he probably just like
lives in the kitchen, and just like tries
putting different things together. - I think this one is one
that's close to Snoop's heart, and that's why
he put it in the cookbook. - But look, he says maybe
I'll start making it with some smoked Gouda now.
He should do that, that's an upgrade. ♪ (accordion music) ♪ - (FBE) We're keeping up with the, we love our Is It Soup
discussions here, but this is a pot pie soup.
- I love this. - (FBE) With crust crackers. - It looks really good.
- That looks really good. - Pot pie soup, huh?
I've never had pot pie before. I've heard it's good though! - The crust cracker honey,
is dangerous. I could do some damage with this. - Ooh, it smells really good!
- Let's see. - Mmm, that has good flavor.
- That's good. - Mmm!
- Mm-hmm, I'm a fan. - This is good!
- This is really good actually. This is something I would eat
in the mornings, like when it's cold. - Whoever this celebrity is
isn't afraid to use salt, Jesus, ugh! - I knew it was gonna taste like that.
- I don't think... - I knew it was gonna taste like that! Just so nasty.
It's the cream with the peas and the thing, and even the crackers
don't make it, you know what I mean? The crust on the outside gets soft,
and then it's just, it's nasty. - I don't think it's horrible.
- I'm obsessed with this. - Wow, how do you make that crust
so nice and crispy? - I feel like it has to be like
a really crappy mom. You know?
- (laughs) That's so true. - (FBE) Is it A, Kate Moss?
- Who's that? - (FBE) B, a model,
B, Chrissy Teigen. - Mmm!
- (FBE) C, Kendall Jenner, or D, Tyra Banks? - Damn!
- That one's easy. I feel like this one
has to be who I think it is, because it's just like a mood,
or a food that like matches with their personality.
- It's probably Chrissy Teigen. - It feels like something,
maybe Chrissy would do this. - It's like Chrissy Teigen. - It's either Teigen or Banks. Chrissy Teigen likes to eat,
and Tyra Banks likes to eat, and they don't cut corners. - (FBE) Let's see your boards! - Is it Chrissy? - Ugh, it's Chrissy Teigen!
- Kate Moss is not a... Yes!
- I knew it was Chrissy! I am flopping. - It's Chrissy, yeah.
- That's Chrissy, yeah, yeah! - Woo!
- Oh. - Oh my God, of course!
- Chrissy! (laughs) See this feels, yeah.
- Oh my God. - This feels more like
a mom food to me. - She wrote here
"I love soup, so I wanted to make one inspired by chicken pot pie."
- Mmm. - "Without you know,
having to make a pot pie." - Mm-hmm, I can see her
trying to upgrade that as far as that's concerning.
Mm-mm. ♪ (accordion music) ♪ - Oh!
- Okay. - (FBE) Next up, we have
some green juice. - Okay.
- Now you know, I am born and raised Chicagoan,
I've also lived in the south, but L.A. has totally like,
this is now my speed. - Mmm.
- I don't know. After all the crap we eat,
maybe that is a good idea that we should drink that.
- Yeah, that might feel good. - It smells refreshing,
it smells fresh, I can't wait to put the lemon on it.
Yes! - I thought the lemon was just
for like decoration. - I mean.
- You put it in? - I usually do. - Eh!
- Mm-mm. - That's delicious, mm!
- Mm-hmm. - It's not one of the sweeter ones
that I've tried, but it is delicious. Can I get 12 ounces of this
on my way out? - If I didn't put lemon on it, I think I would actually
drink the entire bottle of it. It just tasted so good. - I feel like after eating
that damn bologna sandwich. - Mm-hmm!
- This is what I need. - I like it, mm-hmm.
- You know? (sighs) My lungs feel clearer.
- I know, right? - (FBE) Is it A, LeBron James,
B, Tom Brady, C, Megan Rapinoe,
or D, Serena Williams? - Oh, this is hard! - I've never been so sure of something
in my life, and it makes me upset. - I'm just gonna go for a random.
- Yeah, I'll pick my favorite! - LeBron!
- I put Serena. - So we both guessed
the same thing. (laughs) - We both went for Serena. - I just more picture a female
drinking green juice. - Yeah.
- And I feel like I see a man more like proteining up.
- Right? - So maybe that's why?
- Yeah. - (FBE) It was actually...
- Tom Brady! What the [bleep]? (buzzer rings)
- (both) What? - Tom Brady? (laughs)
- Damn. - Ooh!
- You know what's so funny, is I was also wondering what would
a Tom Brady cookbook cover be? - His wife probably does that for him!
- I didn't expect it to be just his... - He's married to a model.
- His whole ass face. - Damn it! (laughs)
- Tom Brady? First of all...
- You know Gisele is the one making him put that [bleep] together, he doesn't drink
that stuff on his own She makes it and he drinks it,
and then he goes and cheats. - Bunch broccoli stems.
The stems bro, not even the good part
of the broccoli, that's crazy. - One cucumber.
Half pound of kale? - What?
- One green apple, that's optional. That's if you're feeling,
that's for some taste. - Drink within 15 minutes
on an empty stomach for best results. - Well that, we out.
- We have the worst results right now. We had a bologna sandwich
right before. - Yeah. - (FBE) With a final score of 3-2,
Alberto, you are our winner! (bell rings)
- What did I say in the beginning boy? What did I say? - I still feel like
I'm the winner anyway, 'cause I got a bunch of free food. (bell rings)
- Ah, I don't like to lose. Man! - I did a lot better than I thought
I was gonna do! - Yeah.
- Hmm. - When she said she knew
about celebrity things, I was like dang it,
I'm definitely gonna lose now. (bell rings)
- Thank you, thank you. Thank you, I know my food, people.
I know my food. Celebrities now,
everything is a brand. There's, it's an extention. People who have no business cooking,
it's all about creating a brand now. So I feel like anybody who's anybody has gotta start pumping
out a cook book. And hey, I love to eat,
so I'm here for it. But I won't buy it, I'll just have
other people cook it for me. - Thanks for watching
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- Bye! - Hey guys, Ethan here
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