Trying DUMB Life Hacks

my facts are stupid and I want to expose the worst of them because climbing the cracks blossom some of them are just god-awful we're here to do them we're done having grass here I said the video where I mopped all the stuff up don't you got that video in the main channel it Froy one of my favorite videos I've ever recorded period it feels like the end of friends or at the end of principal air where they're just walking through empty rooms how I feel now regardless welcome back to life max um do you guys really seem to like it and I hate everything to do with these so common sense is not common anymore uncommon sense I still have to make that a shirt it's still in the works I got you oh let's hate everything for a while no don't worry no one can see you be an alcoholic apart from him excuse me stop drinking in the park alcoholic fam when you can't drink in public so you make a lettuce wrap with a Bailey's bottle in it and now you can hide your shame Deborah it's like every festival goer ever there was a guy who went to EDC wants that dug a hole in the ground set a GPS tracker was bottles of vodka when EDC the festival camera and he dug up the vodka and snuck it in that way big brain dream big fly high this has the same energy as live laugh love that thing that every 45 year old woman has in their house hide your feelings hide your millions - oh we get it five-minute crash when you're sixty two million subs your bricking money we understand fight anything you want like your Bailey's yeah I've never seen anybody use a glue gun outside of middle school and secondary school more than five minutes god damn alcoholics I feel like what your age you're like well 31 if you're hiding alcohol from people you don't have cool enough friends try reconsidering rolling again or if this is an office space or if this is an office or if this is or if I can't say that or if this is in or if this is an orifice I can't say that or if this is in or if this is ending up or if this is it or if this is in an office space and you need to drink seek therapy Jesus life hacks for comfort that pepper are you nasty who puts that my gravy on KFC huh there's no I ate KFC you're disgusting or or just keep the gravy off can see it comes dry like an old man you got a fork and you've got a spoon okay I'm calling BS on this no no no no no no no your fork and you got a spoon you told me to cut in half what is wrong with you Alice and ramen you get chopsticks and the little spoon you already have the utensils I'm doing this one alright so the example is instead of using a spoon to eat you soup yeah don't use the fork that you have you cut it off and put it on the spoon I don't know we're gonna do anyway to see if it's somewhat worthwhile instead of eating his ramen with a fork he cuts off the fork and sticks it onto there like that and then a soup like this is just I said this last time this isn't even life facts it's just what boomers do when they're bored okay we get it you've retired you don't know what to do yourself you're gonna be innovative you're gonna glue your Forks on the spoon yeah the grandkids will love it boomers and ideas simple just a using this spoon we're gonna cut this normal I would say if you're young make sure you have an adult with you when you're doing this but spoiler alert you never really grow up I'm 25 in two weeks and even right now I don't now what you do fellow boomer is this oh I should have bought like a ramen or something like this detective but here we are wait boy the wrong side damn it you walk into school okay a new study at the school cafeteria I'm here to walk in with not a sport with a fork spoon everyone's gonna love me now no no they won't they they really really want like I said before I'm all for anti-bullying okay I got bullied in school pretty much every other youtuber with the platform did too because we're all here for a reason if you see someone in school with this maybe you should bring bullying back just a little bit that's a bad thing to say now what do I do with this yeah that's fair I don't have spaghetti or ramen so let's just pretend these chopsticks or spaghetti okay perfect oh because now your spoon is not gonna get like if it's any lower god dammit if your broth is any lower than this okay you're trying to get the last little bit you can't because you can't get your spoon in there numbnuts you can get the last the noodle anymore but the broth this is dumb life hacks are meant to make your life easier this is an excuse to Lucas to use a glue gun oh this video she's making me question everything humanity give me better next time weird ways to cook steak its steak you don't need to cook it any other way than the norm where are you going with this okay put it in the barbecue like you cook the way you cook a salmon do not iron this this cow died for you and you're gonna iron the state you are a terrible person five minutes there's no way his take is cooking in five minutes that just doesn't mean it looks like blue that is the worst steak I've ever seen we all have that one friend that doesn't order like a medium or medium rare medium is fine medium well is like okay I'm still willing to be your friend if you know anyone that gets a well-done steak who loves eating tires at the dinner table remove them from your friend ger immediately we all know one okay feel free to share this with that one person that you know that eats steak like this okay you're listening you're a garbage human get better I'm doing this I have to there is no way a steak cooks like that because if I do it for like three minutes maybe you'll be medium I'm an iron steak all right no just no you need to iron a steak you're making a mistake thank you thank you so much thank you we're eats host me get your Cola instead okay if you're considering ironing a steak it's you pull and set not sponsored by doing a black car why am I doing this like I've hit rock bottom the fact that I'm ironing a steak this isn't gonna kind well done it's gonna come out crusted okay the steak is going to be crying after this I understand vegans and vegetarians getting annoyed when people use meat in their videos even carnivores are gonna get upset with me my story everyone's gonna get really really angry at me for doing this but someone has to do it actually no they don't no they don't $10 steak you want to help support my videos shop loud on Instagram link in the description is shop live.com get yourself girls smiley face shirt because I'm a sellout Merry Christmas beautiful beautiful steak New York Strip fantastic steak and I'm going to ruin it in the video it says five minutes either side I call BS on that I got a new iron for this because I don't want to recognize some that I already have on linen wool delicate max we cooking cows today Oh little bit a little bit of pepper on there a little bit of salt filete oh we get fancy up in here with our salt and pepper that's the widest thing I've ever said in my life we getting fancy with this solvent what else do I have [Music] thank you all right five minutes other side wait here James come closer you hear that yeah it's beautiful [Music] your biggest mistake was entering this channel 5700 and that's five minutes done repeat shake it off yeah perfect iron back on five more minutes gaming videos and stuff what what happened fake this demon that that and then that note stop smells good this is what I hate about this is good I love dead carcass yeah feel free to send this to Gordon Ramsay whatever comes out good race in this shot to Corden MZ tweeted me and tweeted him oh oh we ready Gordon if you're watching this tell me how to actually create here we go yeah that's right video it smells good but it's still raw do the old-fashioned way do you like the new in the 50s myth-busting they would just go on to the next one I'll be I'll be a minute alright we're done we're doing it with that one it smells great the lime saw make sure i annoy everyone with this in the video in the video it was well done what is this what'd you buy see now I can put baby Yoda in the title hell yeah marketing this is your first video I'm so sorry it's not normally like this or maybe it is I don't really know who I am anymore getting flashbacks I feel like I should just stop cooking anything on this channel so far is that I just shouldn't cook nail polish life hacks [Music] she doing this is that what she's doing where she's hiding it and then gluing a USB on her finger or did she lose a finger it looks like she's like tucking your finger and then just removing a USB because because no one's gonna suspect that you're missing a finger now Louise it looks perfect five minute crafts are ahead of their time no one in this world said you know I'm missing a fingers you know it's perfect let's replace my finger with a USB I need an explanation for this I'm gonna skip forward through these here we go this is USBs it's not it's not even showing anything it just oh here we go no it just left us with this tease and then doesn't bring it up again I'm not mad I'm just disappointed two crazy life hacks for girls if you go out and wear this in public you're just hiding how much of a clown you are actually not even Ronald McDonald the face of McDonald's is a clown anyway you may as well join him don't look happy okay you're Shia LaBeouf cosplay is awful you should feel bad it's so aggressive I just wish I had six diamond plate buttons yeah okay can't lie this is a life hack where you're using a spoon to make sure you can perfectly contour your lips or whatever it's called this is a good life hi I'm never gonna need that in my life but it's big brain okay using a USB is a fingernail small brain hair hacks you're burning your hair I think by the end of this video I'm probably have to burn my hair aren't I I'm getting my hair I'm getting my hair cut a week and a half anyway screw it where is it I'm gonna skip right to it oh no your hair Asprilla take a candle to it and it'll burn away those little frills so you're left with pristine perfect hair because conditioning is overrated and you're a pyro all right bye bye I got a verse in my soul I don't know why I'm going to do this but please appreciate before it the idea being if your hair is a little bit frilly games you'll have to guide me on this one okay does that look frilled to you is that looks like something you'd see in a before scene I'm gonna light it and you need to tell me where to go otherwise my whole head's going on fire okay okay so if I do it here will I die here here's you straighteners don't light your hair on fire like don't do this at home again or do I'm not your dad oh I don't know anymore yeah yeah do it right here soon as you click this is like anti Beauty that's good but it's definitely intended for long hair no no so if I'm here I feel like here good am I pretty [Laughter] sorry people you're the oven triggered me wish you fire I am bald mission failable imagine me being bald hi can you make that thing I heard it alright we're done we're done we're done fly pack is over I look beautiful and putting the beam back on next is scrolling through your phone too pouring free this man very googled image who Google's image lock this man away hmm I wish there was something better a banana not trying to say that instead of scrolling through your phone with your finger it's best to use the top of a banana no don't thumbs that up you absolute donkey don't do that those are gonna be a kid in primary school or elementary school going like oh I watched a video if I had a banana I'll be able to scroll through my phone instead of my finger see okay hear me out unless you didn't have like a hand and you were just like dubbed up if you were numbed up and had like a specific banana holder or like if your hand was like made like this no anything you put into is a banner and then you could use a phone or even then doing like this would be a hell of a lot use your knuckle okay just go knuckle deep into your phone hide the shame of scrolling your phone with a banana this is the ultimate we haven't got 10 minutes yet just do anything I'm doing this I'm doing this one and there's nothing we can do to stop me this one isn't even a lie fact this is just stupid but of course I'm gonna do this so you don't have to banana banana banana banana banana banana others the idea is you're meant to use a banana instead of using your finger because I see for example your fingers are greasy right and you're gonna be all over your phone with a banana it's still gonna have like the banana juice okay I always see this is even practical or not let me type in there's no way oh there we go all right you gotta put a bit of backbone into it even still my banana is already failing me there's that this is dumb you keep the banana ID [Music] just suffer number one Hollywood smile baking soda toothpaste on foil go on oh I can't be post Malone I would say any other rapper but I'm the whitest guy on the internet so I have to least stick with my ethnicity otherwise it's not even slightly believable even post Malone's pushing it alright skirt I want the Hollywood smile we're gonna finish up with this one this one just it just looks stupid weird look like every SoundCloud rapper right there aluminium foil get some aluminium foil I'll put on my trousers when I go play cricket with the lads this is the equivalent of a poor man's version of that Instagram advert everyone gets about their teeth whitening kit this is basically what that is Mel like it if you ever have to resort to this to cleaning your teeth consider everything you've ever learned all right thank you for my beautiful channel and go through the last life hacks video look at the description also the end card I don't know what any of this is anymore but thank you for coming along for this weird ride if you see me on the trending page please consider loving me I love you too random saloon from Iowa alright I'm gonna go I love y'all let's subscribe and I'll see y'all wanna be nice why do I do the things I do

Channel: Craig Thompson

Views: 1,015,552

Rating: 4.9332833 out of 5

Keywords: Craig Thompson, No Cursing, Laugh, Fun, Funny, Videos, React, Reaction, Challenge, gadgets, kitchen, top items, life hacks, life, hacks, diy, do it yourself, simple life hacks, how to, diy projects, tutorial, cheap, useful things, lifehacks

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Length: 18min 51sec (1131 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 23 2020