TRY NOT TO SAY HOL' UP 94

what are you supposed to do when you see something like this a Chinese guy's tick tocks went viral and people realized he responds to all comments with because he doesn't speak any English all my family burned to death in a house fire a Hong Kong gangster once squidnapped the son of Asia's richest man and extracted a 130 million US dollar ransom for him the gangster later telephoned the Tycoon father and asked for advice on how to invest it foreign yes please Splurge happy Shark Week number three Puma's latest trainers go viral as they look like a Dolph Puma's latest trainers go viral as they look like a Dolph these are for when you really want to finish your race when Pinocchio has been roasting you but his nose hasn't moved at all I'm about to get kicked out of this supermarket my honey Ace could not work in a nursing home you old but I know that nuts still work on the Byram I'm not that good at math but limit three bread items per customer four four five dollars one day her daughter Billy Lord came home crying from school Fisher was in the kitchen making sandwiches and Lord said all the boys at school say they Master better you in Star Wars [Music] the mailman dropped this off thank you son what's it say that DNA test call me Jim Xbox it doesn't matter whether you prefer single player or multiplayer games it just matters that you're having fun s videos funny we say the same thing watching YouTube on my dad's account and I get this ad it's in the middle of Maritime Horror's video I've watched nothing furry here meet me on furrymate.com New York Post a man who claims to have the world's biggest pens has stunned breakfast TV hosts by showing them an explicit picture live on air according to New York actor Jonah Falcon his pens measures 13.5 inches when erect and has an 8 inch diameter for some reason having 13 plus inches means I'm a bad person or I'm egotistical or I'm a pawn star or I'm dumb or I must see a lot he told britons this morning hosts Philip and Josie also I'm sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them I've done it 10 000 times enough already I'm trapped on a balcony because my boyfriend's 85 year old stepfather is watching pun on an 85 inches TV in the living room my boyfriend and his mum are out shopping and his stepfather thinks that I'm with them I'm cowering on the lawn chair so he won't see me I'm so embarrassed update I called my boyfriend his mother then called The Old Man and said please stop she is on the balcony and just hung up apparently she walked in on him doing the same thing yesterday on that gigantic STV my Lord now the man knows that I know which was the last thing I wanted to happen after the phone call I stayed at the balcony for 45 minutes more so I didn't have to look him into the eyes for your information I'm a young East Asian female and the fact that he was watching e-station pun makes me feel even more embarrassed he definitely searched for Asian pan after he saw her earlier that day I do the same thing after I hang out with those Muslim girls at work why do so many mobile games want access to all photo galleries and camera on your phone they want pictures of you on the toilet so they can bulk mail you into writing good reviews about their products don't ask me how I know cause all I know is that Candy Crush is a lifesaver during these hard times would recommend to a friend white woman says she was pulled over in rural Michigan five times in one year and never given a ticket because cops mistook her bulk poodle for an African-American man foreign the homeless man watching me walk into McDonald's after I said I have no money hey Bob I'm trying to meditate I noticed that I've been somewhat aggressive lately yes now that you mention it Dubai is where Savage people go happy rich people go to places like Hawaii and surf where do sad poor people go to work this [ __ ] thought that just because he was driving some fancy expensive vehicle he could go as fast as he wanted and weave in between cars so I got in front of him and slowed down to 10 miles per hour below the speed limit lmro ducking ambulances I swear [Music] Bubble Tea Company needs a better translator I'm bubble tea smack my balls you're sitting in county jail and fart and someone yells just my size [Music] Daddy won't Santa burn himself if he comes down the chimney you're right sweetie let's put the fire out no leave it on you can't make a sentence without the letter A Mario says despite this thinking it is indeed possible to configure sentences without including the first letter of the English lexicon here is one more to further disprove your theory Luigi says duck you so how old are you somewhere between two and Ed Sheeran me in real life Boomer nowaday there is nothing but rage influence I'm glad I've grown up in the 70s the 70s seriously what are they celebrating what if I told you the Flintstones isn't set in the Stone Age but in the future after 2022 when Humanity returned to the Stone Age Neil D grass Tyson puts Jeff Bezos net worth Into A New Perspective if Jeff benzers put all his money up his Ace he would need a really big Ace hey man can I talk to you about I guess so what about her I've been talking with her a lot and we've grown pretty close I know you're her boyfriend and all that I was gonna politely ask if you could break up with her I just really feel a connection to her and she would be happy with me girls after Master betting calm and relaxed boys after Master betting I sent all of them to the adults and there is nothing to show for it I just sent billions of potential people to their devil for a quick wank they could have invented space travel they could have explored the depths of the ocean but instead they are inside of my cat I didn't know what to get my wife for Christmas so I checked her browser search history for ideas she's gonna love it what's the weirdest Flex you have I have donated over 15 gallons of blood all at once he never said it was his blood I'm truly gutted after receiving devastating news today it's been seven years since my double mastectomy and today I met with my plastic surgeon about best reconstruction he gave me the awful news that he cannot make my Babs emitter clown horn sound when they are squeezed will trade a two-year subscription of my only fans for a nice lift that'll fit a 2012 Tahoe no rough countries please we'll also do a meet-up for some 24 by 16s Chrome only I'm trying to bowl for the gram and make it to some truck meets my cash app is my boyfriend also needs a lift for his round body Silverado I'm willing to help him also girls when 10K people follow them on Instagram girls when two people follow them at night in the late 1960s British Columbia Woodsman Francis Wharton shot a deer and used its teeth to make Dentures for himself then he ate the deer with the deer's own teeth license and registration sir one second I got it right here pocket Fentanyl my girlfriend forgiving me after I caught her with another dude Ellen Ripley in the movie Alien 1979 was originally written to be a man director Ridley Scott changed his mind when he watched The Hunger Games 2012 and realized that women can also be action movie leads foreign needs is that one missing piece one billion dollars likes red lives in a very cold place has a mustache has an Audi list like red lived in a very cold place had a mustache had an auty list me Jordan Farley The X Factor USA she looks like the kind of girl who acts all sweet then when gets criticism goes home and microwaves a hamster I'll never forgot when a boy in my high school chemistry class told me you'll never work at Nasa and laughed at me that was the day I decided to do PA my landlord said it just the leak from the machine [Music] wanna know the difference between a UFO and a woman driving turn your phone upside down [Music] me I'm 45 but I have the body of a 19 years old hair prove it me opens freezer hair yes dancing I'd like to see you dance okay but it's 50 bucks extra best part of Thanksgiving is the walk with your cousins before dinner the only day of the year I know I'm getting laid hey Dad can I have money for some coke my sure is sixty dollars enough Dad it's only 1.35 wow the price sure went down from when I was your age dad Coca-Cola oh that's what you mean Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine actors make surprise children's hospital visit me and the boys paying on pregnancy test kits for fun but they all turn out positive [Music] dad the man who smallest said my sister is under my bed annoying things that hit my car's windshield during summer foreign I forgot to text you last night it's okay your competitors didn't forget if I wasn't supposed to grow up to want a sugar daddy why did we base an entire holiday around a much older man bringing me presents for being a good girl so should I sit on his lap until I get what I want yes or no Society use me while I process that Macaulay Culkin is now older than Catherine O'Hara was when she played his mom in Home Alone foreign thought that just because he was driving some fancy expensive vehicle he could go as fast as he wanted and weave in between cars so got in front of him and slowed down to 10 miles per hour below the speed limit LMAO duck in ambulances I swear this woman charges 480 an hour to help gen Z and Millennial workers overcome their fear of talking on the phone foreign just hired across the street my girl just got me a PS5 I'm so lucky to have her my mama leaves poison bread in the kitchen me and the rat at 3am Bill Cosby plans to tour in 2023 when I come out of this I feel that I will be able to perform and be the Bill Cosby that my audience knows me to be Cosby told Spears are you ignoring me because I'm Korean you're Chinese oh there's a difference when she invites you over to her bedroom to build Legos but there are not Legos and she starts undressing Lara ding dong trick-or-treat well hello who do we have here if you have to say you're an alpha male you aren't an alpha male after 102 children and 568 grandchildren Musa decides to stop orders his 12 wives to go on contraceptive pills notably a Sahara and his family live in Lusaka in Uganda where polygamy is Eagle however recently oh into his poor economic condition Muses two wives have left him nice Avatar I matched your update button very cringe I mashed your down do button I matched your rap do button I'm just nice like that quite wholesome you have been relieved of the mashing of your down do button I ruthlessly murdered a family of six in the winter of 1987. mashed what's the most down bad thing you ever did Drew her in art class and beat to that drawing we switched School IDs and when I got home I started kissing her picture on the ID beat a Herbert Moji took a picture of my cheeks and busted to it while imagining it was hers since we have the same exact skin tone [Music] people also ask why is it called Purgatory Falls this Park area is named for the local legend that says Satan cooked a pot of beans here [Music] people are confused about the gentleman's intended order so let me clarify as a man of culture he clearly expects a stake to be prepared well done which is how mother describes his performance r slash holler tell me a joke about sarda here is a joke about asada a term used to refer to a person of seek origin why couldn't the Sada dial the right number because he had Darla Sada I hope this joke brings a smile to your face do you have any other questions tell me a joke about Jewish it is not appropriate to make jokes that rely on stereotypes or prejudices about any particular me and my sister listen to this song every day and once we get married and have kids we will make our kids listen to it every day as well hold up [Music] the Romanian Pizza chain appearing in Andrew Tate's response video to greeter thundberg was reportedly used as proof for Romanian authorities to confirm his presence in the country leading to the arrest of him and his brother in a human trafficking probe man screaming at me outside Burger King something about go home and take care of things locked door and gave him thumbs up well that's Charming very just lock the door and drive off as fast as possible I thought he was hilarious he told me I'm not his friend as I walked in it's Santa crickhead Aaron Carter 500 000 singer Carter's tracks became famous among teenage audiences in the late 1990s he is the brother of a Backstreet Boys band member called Nick Carter account name at Aaron Carter monthly subscription rate twenty dollars subscription bundles 35 are for three months 29.25 total Aaron Charles Carter's 20 monthly subscription fee accumulate to about 500 000 earnings per month he is an African-American rapper singer songwriter actor dancer and record producer game show idea 11 gay men and one straight man are locked in a house the object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay once a week someone gets out voted until two are left or the straight man is out if the gays manage to outvote him they win 1 million dollars if the straight man is among the two last people in the house in the end he wins one million dollars now here's the twist none of the men are actually gay they just all think they are the One Straight Man kick my Ace to impress your girlfriend are you tired of your girlfriend thinking you're a ducking catty well for just a small fee you can prove her wrong and show her how much of a bad Ace you truly are just set up a time and location for me to come grasp your girlfriend slash significant other and then bam you come in and rock my shirt weekdays fifty dollars weekends sixty dollars tigers have full size on the back of their ears to discourage Predators from attacking them from behind I'm slightly less terrified of tigers and 1000 times more terrified of whatever the darker tiger considers a predator after seeing the Earth from the Moon Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity before there were arbitrary divisions and strife but afterwards he only saw one people all losers who hadn't been on the moon ever what's the worst thing a woman has done on the first date she literally asked what was their most expensive drink the waiter met my eyes and the bro code kicked him he just kept saying everything was out of stock God bless him where he is now I went back to give him a tip but he declined Americans don't use the metric system we who takes a nine millimeters to school my teacher told me I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia but so far I've made three jugs and a base so duck you Mr McPherson do the people my daddy shoots go to heaven they do if they haven't done anything wrong so a lot of them yes if you think that Mexico is only sending darn dealers and Ray paste but also worry that Mexicans are going to take your job what the duck do you do for a living some little white girl between 8 and 10 in Starbucks just looked up at me and said whoa a beautiful chocolate man and her dad literally grabbed her arm and said Emily what the duck is the matter with you surprise visit to see my girl's apartment for the first time one she already has the toilet seat up for me 2. turn on the TV already on ESPN 3. look in the closet a man so I can make a new friend an accommodating Queen my son one day you will understand and appreciate what I do for you today thanks Dad [Applause] throwback Thursday that time my teacher's computer wasn't working so she plugged the projector to one of the students computers let's have Shreks my three-year-old asked how long he had to wait until he could stop listening to me I told him he had to listen to me for the rest of his life he looked me dead in the eyes and said I'll listen to you for the rest of your life toddlers are cold-blooded man [Music] when I was five my dog passed away God takes the good Souls early grandma said she's now a healthy 100 year old I find out on fiverr.com you can buy 1000 likes for five dollars the only thing is that the likes come from the Middle East and they have Arabic names so when I saw that my friend tweeted excited for my flight to New York City I immediately spent the best five dollars of my life my niece wants to know if she donates her hair to Locks of Love and the recipient of her hair commits a cram and leaves hair at the crime scene will her DNA be found all over the crime scene and thus incriminate her she's 12. 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Length: 22min 11sec (1331 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 30 2022