Try Not to Laugh at these TERRIBLE memes

oh I see how it is by clicking on this video you've challenged me did you think that this would be a chill little time with your buddy Jacob to look at some funny memes no I take this very seriously you should all know this and therefore you've entered the pact in which you've now become my Patron I or maybe I'm the Warlock and you're my Patron I don't we got a two-way deal going here and I refuse to laugh at a single meme not not one that we're going to look at today nothing is funny nothing is funny nothing is funny so settle in all right and I better not see any of you laughing either okay we can do this together but I understand if you do laugh I get some people can't be as strong as I am that doesn't count we're not starting yet hold your horses before we get into it I'm going to give a shout out to our sponsor raycon I got sponsored by raycon I'm SP I'm sponsored by rayon now the reason why I'm sponsored by rayon and why you've probably heard of them is because they've got a good 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sales by shopping rayon's early Black Friday sale today go to by ron.com Fireballs to get 20 to 50% off sitewide we gotta let it get back get back but the price all right back into the grind again we're going to be on r/d and D memes and then maybe we'll poke around some other places too because the last times we've done this we've hit Reddit we've hit Twitter maybe we'll hit Discord today we'll see but when I did this in the past I had been going from top of all time now I I have realized in the past that going from top of all time never really gets you the best it often gets you really old stuff that just is outdated and isn't funny anymore so top of the month is what we're going to be looking at today these memes are going to be topical they're going to be what people are are up voting right now and I guarantee you my sense of humor is just not reddits okay there there are a few subreddits that get me I've never laughed on this before never once and I don't plan to now basically uh let's let's do this to enter the college you must demonstrate some magic here here's an illusion of our home aisle look my sword is made of magic here's a letter from the yarl wait we can do that I used a spell slot for this yeah I um that's just relatable really it's just sort of a relatable little meme there this is this is the immortal Think Tank by the way go check them out they have a patreon on Instagram and Facebook as well this is also the immortal Think Tank wow you got two of the top posts of the month good for you after causing such a fuss everything goes dark you all pass out when you wake up you realize you're in a coffin buried alive after being poisoned I'm immune to poison after being hit in the head with a hammer okay good that was pretty good that was pretty funny I I got a little H out okay I was it was a voice influx I didn't laugh at this the BBG makes a badass speech asking the party to join him the paladin says yes oh no character choice this post was made by the highle shenanigans gang say something smart Kowalski if you have greater Steed then casting wish grants a wish to the Steed as well what what huh self Target spells are cast on Steed and wishes self oh that's stupid that is really good that's really good it's not funny if somebody did that in my game if one of my players did that in my game I'd probably be like okay all right well I guess your horse also gets a wish what if the horse was like I wish I was a free willing horse this is that actually this is intended game Design This is not an exploit it's intended to be like this so the horse can be free I cast command DM I cast command Auto defenestrate anyone with an intelligence sorry DM I cast command Auto def def I have never heard this word before in my life defrate defen trate DM I cast command Auto defenestrate anyone with an intelligence above two knows that throwing yourself out of a window is directly harmful your spell fails I huh yeah that is how the command spell Works your target feels an overwhelming and irresistible urge to look up what Auto defen straight means this is dumb this is not funny you bully a divination wizard because he is useless you will die of a heart attack in 146 days it's funny because divination Wizards see the future and also the guy from Friends to face teamwork risks I suppose I better wild shape and dick up all my teammates before they suffocate Eldridge blast maybe I'll start over here yeah yeah yeah yeah warlock do be cast an Eldridge blast thanks Immortal think tank this is the Law of Equivalent Exchange uh Mr Incredible meme it go it goes the Warlock is making a new deal with their Patron and everything seems to be going fine the DM changes the background music right as the Warlock signs the contract uh and it says Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood ost3 lapis filosa Orum chant yep the the one that goes it it goes it's the Full Metal Alchemist music is really iconic uh specifically Brotherhood because uh there's like 12 tracks and that's all they play I love Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood a lot but they made one soundtrack and they were like that's it that's our that's our 12 Druid I cast animal friendship werewolf wow okay let's clear some misconceptions about werewolves Paladin wait wait what is happening Druid i c the Druid has cast animal friendship a werewolf wow okay let's clear some misconceptions about werewolves Paladin iast speak with animals werewolf wow dude I just don't get this what is the joke I keep I'm thinking too hard about what the joke is but the joke is extremely surface level on a are you casting on the werewolf okay so a druid is casting animal French on a werewolf and the Werewolf is like wow okay so let's clear up some misconceptions about werewolves and the Paladin's like I can't speak with animals and the were was like wow dude you're calling me an animal magical tinkering lets you record 6 seconds of audio onto and inanimate object woodf Fired Pizza how's the pizza supposed to get a job now lck let troll face casting Thunder Wave then use magical tinkering to record the sound on Rock boom boom hurl Rock a random idiot that's bothering you L Rock enjoy your free Sonic grenades this is stupid I thought this would be difficult I thought this would be a bit and it would be funny but no this is just it's just bad Melissa what are you doing here in the memes if it okay the um look I'm just going to prepare myself mentally okay if Melissa's on the meme I I gotta I got to get myself in the mindset here okay how do kiss your dragon spouse snout kisses nose rubs time at thir style M gross ew haha I get the joke that's funny that's so funny it is kind of funny I'm sorry about my friend just showed me this Meme and how is she still alive after having children with a dragon Greer why is your lifestyle expenses four gold pieces per day if you live in a cab it's a long story the story don't eat the couch please don't eat the couch it's only a few hours I'm only a few hours late dot dot dot uh want to eat out tonight yes please and the Werewolf has titties as well oh wow great love that is he dating a werewolf pirate Rogue looks like I got a scratch Ranger yeah you're bleeding a bit too oh no rolls nature check what's wrong the blood it will attract sharks fails badly WTF we're in the middle of the mountain what RDM did with this [Music] interaction land sharks is the joke land sharks all right I'm trying guys it's just not funny it's just cringe we find 30 butt naked goblins in a hot spring that could be the entire Meme and it would be funny that could be the whole thing that would be so funny I'm going to start my own Reddit we find 30 butt naked goblins in a hot spring I refuse to fight such a vast Army the Druid NPC one- shots them all the Druid NPC ones shots them all okay we're almost there an undead land shark fairy fire cool now it's twice as creepy that's yep that's pretty good that's pretty I I love the idea of casting fairy fire and everybody's like ah why' you make it easier to see the party gearing up for the final fight there's the Avengers and they're in the dungeon there they are I love I I'm laughing because I like that clip one two three 4 one two [Laughter] three let them show their true color I say party on the way to stop the BBG they kind of make sense and all all party on their way to stop the BBG they kind of make sense and also and are also hot I think they're getting better the Indies aesthetic over the years um yep they it got certainly certainly got better okay the the guys this is not going anywhere all right I I just almost 30 minutes of memes and I didn't find a single thing that was funny maybe a few maybe a few things I had to try to to not laugh at but it wasn't that difficult so you know what I'm going to do I'm going into my Discord that I never ever use um let's see let's see I feel like I'm going to make all of the mods of this Discord really upset if I suddenly ask people to start sending me memes you know what I'm too I'm I am just too afraid to hit up XP to level three so we're going to go to the very safe very uh my my safe space on Discord cuz I I'm the mod here I control things around here I barely doed level three I don't do anything in there but in Arcane arcade this is my world can y'all send some memes in the Channel all right let's hit let's hit him with the at everyone here we go and now we wait now we wait this is going to be so easy it's going to be so beyond easy oh look here they come here they come all right here we go uh let's just watch this one I your mom [ __ ] lips okay yeah that was that was this is immediately more difficult this is a this is a Twitter one what is this spellcasters are more powerful than Marshall's IDK bro she didn't grab your arm when the cave went dark it's true dude it's true it's it's how you know that's that's freaking that's lizel all right hell yeah all right what what else do we got here how could you do this while I'm not at my PC and have all my memes save I'm sorry gnomes I'm so sorry but look you have some what is happening here it's the it's POV home brew D and D games that's what this is this is actually this is actually ultimate um what this is going to really date me Ultimate Showdown of ultimate d I think that's what it's called then Gandalf the gry and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and The Holy Grill's Black Knight and Bonito melini and the blue meanie and Cowboy Curtis and John B the genie RoboCop Terminator Captain Kirk Darth Vader lowan Superman every single Power Ranger Phil s Preston Theodore Logan Spock The Rock do o and Hulk Hogan if I got that wrong I'm going to be really mad I am but a conduit for nonsense this is this is every single one of my friends Patrick does God love us that's a good question SpongeBob God is all loving as well as all powerful he would never do something if he didn't believe that it would help the human race add Butterfinger to Orlando treat I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't no I'm strong I'm strong I'm strong I'm strong indomitable human Spirit no what what if I want them to get me what if I want them to try Okay so we've got we've got the treat horseshoe um the things are going all right Benchmark treat I deserve a treat for all my hard work yep things are going well a treat for me right now no treat I can afford to have a I can afford to have a treat right now things are going badly a treat would make me feel better Yep this this is Spencer this is my wife this is exactly this is exactly her all the time okay okay the genie looking at me a the genie looking at me after my first wish is to give all blind people eyesight for 30 seconds Five Nights at Freddy's whoa that was crazy midlife crisis yeah I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid hell yeah hell yeah dude that's the that's the real Sigma mindset right there SpongeBob me boy I finally sequenced the human genome ACG ACG ACG g a g ACG it's pretty good hope none of you laughed yet I nobody I better not be laughing over there better not you got to restart the whole video if you laugh oh you for that that was a side disapproval I did not laugh oh you should for sure pick that up that's funny I want to laugh at that because it's because I understand because I get it because because I know what that Art's from and I know what's look I just that is just a good one that's just a core cor bow I got to give you props on that one that one's that one's great oh hi th I touch your foods all right all right kind kind of kind I don't know you are having a normal [Music] conversation oh yeah really though really you minus two points cuz it's a gift everybody has a dream casting for Peter and this is mine Honestly though his face and voice just screams Peter [Music] Matt pad would make a great Spider-Man I got to be honest Matt pad Matt pad kind of is Spider-Man if you think about it he's smart and he's funny and he could probably save a lot of people in their lives so let's uh petition to get Matt Pat bit by a radioactive spider at ASAP Tom Scott dies not going to get me not going to get me nice try Arcane arcade nice try reading a Manifesto but I don't want the FBI to think I'm a threat so every few minutes I look at my webcam and do this the FBI you don't need to be a wizard to cast Fireball that's true you don't you don't at all you can just go outside and just do that I'm starting to enjoy the Bison I am enjoying utilizing the beb bison a weapon in the online shooter CS go I'm getting rather fond of the pp oh we got to move on we got to move on according to the Judgment of the third we now turn to FR Stein the Judgment of the Lordi Stein the thir ah that was a good one that was a real good one the breakfast denior prepared for his sons Boromir and faramir yeah really though yeah he yeah uhhuh yeah pretty much nerds on the internet dogs are actually way better than cats because they sniff out bombs cat bullet oh that's so stupid I love it oh that's very good my most diabolical lick yet France is going to be so mad that's that's that's real good that's really that's that's good okay so I don't know if you guys know this I don't know if you guys know this this is literally me if you care um this this is literally me these are actual photos of me if any of you care so this one too hey forget about it got a new kitten man can it fart crying they found me guilty on three counts of keeping it real two counts of bossing up and two counts of letting my nuts hang I'm strong I'm strong I'm strong I'm strong I'm strong just LED my horse to water 100 smooth sailing from here that was good those are good those are good Lord of the Rings book version Tom lord of the rigs film version oh God I'm I'm becoming weak I'm becoming weak no I'm strong I'm strong I'm strong when your whole party is dying but you're just a b yeah really though really an air traffic control tower watching my $2 laser pointer blind the eyes of a Delta Airlines pilot oh that's terrible you shouldn't do that you shouldn't do that to Pilots that's bad that's a bad thing you should not do that hey that's that's great that's that's a good idea I I cast testicular torsion on what balls it's pretty good it's pretty good 2020 the economy is in shambles 2021 the economy is in yeah this that's that's basically how I live my life today off yeah okay seven corn dogs off to have to work late hungry but too tired to cook try seven corn dogs seven corn dogs back to back no mustard no ketchup just dog eat the stick too you will certainly not regret eating seven corn dogs tuna sub backwards is just bus un oh man it was a good strike it was a good strike he went right for a weak point in my defenses but I still remain strong what else do you got is that ham process if it's process I don't want it ma' that is an 11lb whole slab of Del ham it has no bones fat or connective tissue it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs emulsified liquefied strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an Unholy meat Obelisk God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence nope the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom yikes this prism of pork is more than deli meat it is a physical Declaration of Mankind's contempt for the natural order it is hubris manifest yep we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that oh oh that's funny that's I I do love me meat slab I do love me Big Slab of pork cat jumps on guy playing horror game that's so dumb I didn't laugh the rebel seeing Darth Vader come down towards the hallway [ __ ] H him it's impossible dumb oh [ __ ] godamn J yo I know these [ __ ] got to be real man what hey yo move if you alive oh my God whoa what happened in here H up I love SE of Thieves good game good fun game good good good I saw this it's get away [ __ ] Zim you stupid little p get away from here average average British NPC right there having dark vision doesn't mean you can automatically see everything in the dark sure doesn't there's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefight Lieutenant Les MC Bernie Sun Prairie Fire Department that's pretty good Priestess shadowart lelle sent me a get better soon note that's unexpectedly sweet I wasn't sick she just thought I could do better yeah that's that's that that that lines [Applause] up Mario did you animate [Applause] this God Mario I know I recognize your art style Mario I know you made that that is so good that was that was amazing holy crap these residents are getting [Music] evil all right what's Shinji doing I'm good I'm good I'm strong I'm so strong I didn't I didn't laugh I didn't laugh I didn't laugh oh my God we'll watch it again that was pretty good that was that was funny kid named finger when I was a kid I had this game called worm Church where I'd bring worms to my room and read them the Bible oh that's cute is that Mia is that you sounds that sounds like something Mia would do valid to eat fingers yep body so tired anxiety we have so much to do depression let's just sleep forever insomnia L good luck pain kicks in the doors sup guys I like to play this game called nap roulette where I take a nap and not set an alarm will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours nobody knows it's risky and I like it life is soup I am Fork everyone should thank me because as bad as I am I'm holding back from being a lot worse oh similar to the children lemony Snick is 1999 novel I've also been experiencing A Series of Unfortunate Events yeah legalized turning left out of red light reasons why there's no one coming I want to go me literally he will never ball in cement that's concrete [Music] baby no no no stop I can't handle it I can't it was too much it was too much oh God damn it all right well I guess I guess we'll I guess we'll go through these ones may find the following video disturbing viewer discretion is advised of course it's sha la bulge of course it's Shae La bulge yeah me with the pin worms Oh that's really funny oh that's very oh that D all right well I guess I finally lost guess I wasn't too deep in but oh these the I thank you everybody for submitting all these memes these I'll make this the thumbnail I'll make this the thumbnail I'll just be like or I guess I'll be like great job everybody you all you all tried your damnest but all it took was a stupid dumb elk God that's so dumb hello I'm back bonus segment from while I'm editing the video Spencer found out I was making this and wanted to send me some memes as well and see if I could laugh at them so we're just going to quickly uh prove her wrong live on camera which is fine that she just wants to get destroyed like this that's okay um but it was it was it's her grave and that's what she wanted to do that's a good one that's that's that's that one's pretty funny I like that segment of Adventure Time it's it's pretty good it's pretty good dumb Spencer I have to blur this I this is a she has this as a sticker on her cup like she has a cup and she has this as a sticker and it's it torments me all I look at this picture too often the poop and fardan I named her TV this we have a you you have to name your smart devices now and uh I named our TV on our app the poop and fan the Act of horrific political violence the Kermit balloon suffers a head wound 1991 damn poor Kermit you're in her DMS I'm in my [ __ ] PJs I'm so very sleepy it's my bedtime night night time is that is that Edgeworth is that Miles Edgeworth that that's that's pretty good that's it's also my wife that's exactly her right there uh you look like someone who watches Neon Genesis Evangelion this this is Craig this I I got to save this one for Craig in our in our live stream games that we do on ourc Arcade we make these little initiative cards for our DMS that have the character art on the front but we put a meme on the back of it and this would be a good one for Craig I I love this neuron activation monkey it's so funny I also feel this way about a spicy potato soft taco and a Baja BL she gave me she gave me stupid dumb garbage at the beginning so she can hit me with the attack on Titan hyper fixation memes that I'm currently going through right now oh it's not fair it's just not fair it's just oh that's so stupid Levi I didn't laugh I didn't laugh I didn't laugh I didn't ah oh Levi just every time he looks up at the sun he sees his face that's funny that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one no Emma and I my sister when we were at Disneyland we could not stop sending each other's this stupid shark bear like we would it their shat Emma I think Emma made this one because we were doing it so much to each other that we were walking around we would literally from a distance Emma and I would be like like she'd be standing over there and I'd look at her and just be i' just be like this and I just go and she would die laughing and if she did it to me she' be like CH it was it oh my God that's stupid that's going to make her laugh that would make her laugh is POV you're a be I'm a be I know this is make Colton laugh too this they're so stupid this is the skin of a killer Bella yeah look at him me and my friends would have killed Gollum with hammers I can tell you that much yeah he would have he would have he would have me when Dame aen tells me to go away so she could her wife yeah really though yeah 07 yes ma'am uh duty duty calls this is so funny it's so funny Prisma with Fiona oh sorry if you're I know what this meme is it's really funny I love Fiona and Cake so much it's such a good show Prisma with Fiona oh sorry if you're uncomfortable with that shirt that skirt I'll give you some new shorts so don't worry well don't worry girl I got you Prisma with Simon hey I'm going to take you out of the shower while still completely naked put you in a moomoo of your past self you're desperately trying to move on from from and not even give you underwear shoes just so you can have your toes your hairy sweaty juicy hungry vagina and your butt out in the open for every Dimension you hop in to see because I don't care I'm I'm that's it I'm moving on oh God this is not even this is not even a meme she just sent me this she just sent me this and then I also sent her this so all right this is the real end of the video uh goodbye

Channel: XP to Level 3

Views: 509,129

Keywords: dnd, d&d, dungeons and dragons, how to, tutorial, funny, monk, fighter, 5e, player, book, dm, dungeon master, roll, ranger, rogue, paladin, cleric, barbarian, bard, wizard, sorcerer, warlock, artificer, mystic, skits, idea, character, stats, build, new, tips, gm

Id: PBcqXR_ELz4

Length: 32min 2sec (1922 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 18 2023