- (Kevin) Ancho chiles.
- Aw! - Oh, just scoop it in!
(laughs) It just gets worse! - Look at how extravagant
this dish is, and if I pass on it,
I'm gonna feel so terrible. ♪ (accordion intro) ♪ - (FBE) So today, we wanna
thank you guys for coming in to our office, because we're gonna be trying
not to eat Office foods. - Oh!
- Wait, from The Office? - Oh my God.
- Like The Office, with like, with Michael Scott? - (FBE) Yes, we are not like
grabbing food from our break room or anything, this is foods
from The Office, the show. - That's like my favorite show.
- Same, oh my gosh! Are we gonna get Jell-O? - (FBE) All of these foods were either featured or inspired by
moments in the show. Since this is
a Try Not To Eat Challenge, if you make it through
all of the rounds without eating, there will be a reward Office food,
but there is a punishment for losing! For every food you eat,
you'll have to take one bite of our punishment food. - (gasps) Oh no, okay. - And you know the punishment's
[bleep] way worse. - Yeah, yeah, okay. Well, we'll see what happens. - This is my Get Out
of Punishment Free Card, so I get to eat all the foods,
including the reward. So I'm hungry,
so I want to use it. Exchange this card
to skip a future episode punishment and take the reward instead. - How do you get one of those? - I won it when I did the
Try Not To Get Scared. - Oh, when you went to Horror Nights. - I love The Office,
love it, so great. - (Michael) You got it? - This is funny.
- This looks so good in the show. - (Michael) Fettuccine alfredo! - Oh, I love fettuccine alfredo. - (Michael) Time to carboload. - Carboload. (laughs) - That looks [bleep] good. - I love fettuccine alfredo. - Oh my God.
It's in the container, too! - (FBE) Yes, so we've got
some fettuccine to start this challenge off right, as Michael says,
it's time to carboload, and this not from a restaurant, this is still prepared
by our gourmet chef. - Gosh dang it!
- Oh. - What, this is torture.
This is literally torture, okay? - Does it count if I open it? - (FBE) Please do.
- Okay. - Oh, it looks so good. - (Ashby) I'm gonna go for it. - You're gonna go for it?
- I'm gonna go for it! - It's worth it? (buzzer rings) I don't know what to do.
I'm so conflicted. - Oh my God, it is so good.
- Stop! (buzzer rings) - Wow.
- Oh my gosh. - It's so good!
- It's so good! (laughs) - Ooh!
- Yes, bitch! - (laughs) This is,
he just gets to eat! - It was like... - For every food you eat,
you have to take a bite. - Yeah.
- Ugh, man. I wish it was just like
one punishment, one and done,
'cause I would eat everything. You know what I mean? I don't want it.
(Danny laughs) I don't want this one. - Ugh, am I gonna eat this?
Are you gonna eat it? I'm carb-loading for the marathon
I'm not running tomorrow. (buzzer rings)
- I'm starving. - Mmm, that's good stuff. - I'm gonna pass on that one. (sighs) Restraint. - Oh [bleep] me!
- Oh my God! It smells so good. It's nice, and like
the right amount of creamy. (buzzer rings)
Oh my God! It's so good. This is worth whatever's
coming my way. Oh my God.
- I'm gonna hold off. I'm in it to win it
this episode. - Congrats to you. - (FBE) You ready for us
to spice it up a bit? - Oh.
- It's chili. - Oh no.
- It's the chili. It's Kevin and chili. Yay!
(Ashby laughs) - (Kevin) Some of my
Kevin's Famous Chili. - This has happened to me
in real life, by the way.
- Has it really? - (Kevin) Undercook the onions. (both laugh) - He's so close, yet so far! - He's like right there.
- Right there, oh! - (Kevin) I'm up the night before.
- (laughs) He's so... - (Kevin) Dicing whole tomatoes. - (laughs) And then the scooping of it. - (Kevin) Ancho chiles. - Oh, guy just gets...
- Oh, just scoop it in! It just gets worse! (laughs)
- (Kevin) It's a recipe passed down from Malones
for generations. (both laugh) It's probably the thing I do best.
- Oh [bleep] Kevin. - You know what's crazy
about that scene? Is like, that was probably
first take, one take, 'cause you can't
[bleep] up the carpet and have a huge stain. - (FBE) While we've been able
to keep ours off the ground, we do think that Kevin
would be proud of his famous dish.
(Ashby gasps) - Oh, look at that goodness. If these things weren't attached
to one of my favorite shows, this would be easier. Kevin, this one's for you, buddy. - I always like to see
what he says about it first. (buzzer rings) - Mmm.
I'm so happy right now. Welcome to the failed group,
it's the best! (buzzer rings) - (FBE) This is his exact recipe. - Mmm.
- I don't believe that. - Yeah, it's smoky,
it's good. It is damn good chili. - I like chunky.
(buzzer rings) No, no. - That's really good. Are you sure you don't want any? - I think I'm sure. I don't think you know.
- It's so good, that I wanna take a bite
out of yours so that they have to send it
home with me too. - (FBE) (laughs) And you have a cold. - And I have a cold,
so I know you guys can't use it. Oh, I should've...
Very good. - I'm in it to win it.
So I'm not gonna eat it. - I lost already, but like I said,
at this point I just, I don't know,
I wanna resist and like make myself proud.
I'm gonna pass on the chili. I'm. (laughs)
- No! No, not today. - Well how about we do
the short tour, and then I'll start dinner. - Oh yeah.
- Some of my favorite episodes. - It's great. - (Jan) No no, just the osso buco
needs to braise for about three hours. Everything else is done. - Oh no, I love osso buco. - I love this episode so much.
- It was so cringy. - Three hours? - (Jan) They often don't even
start eating until midnight. - (Michael) When in Rome. (Sharon laughs) - This is one of my,
oh, this episode is so good. When she throws...
(laughs) Into the television. - I just love how awkward
Jim and Pam are. Like okay, can I go now?
- Yeah, yeah yeah. They like represent
all of us watching. This is how it feels. - (FBE) This dish that Jan serves
in the Dinner Party From Hell episode consists of delcious veal shank,
white wine, vegetables, and broth. - It's veal?
- (FBE) Veal. - Wow, you guys are spoiling us. - I just hate he can just
dig right in. - Oh yeah.
Ooh, oh, I didn't even have to cut it. (buzzer rings) I'm just a person that, when's the next time
you're gonna have veal? - That's right! (laughs)
(buzzer rings) Mmm, delicious. - I'm looking forward
to watching her do the punishment. - Ugh. - Part of me like feels bad,
because look at how extravagant this dish is,
and if I pass on it, I'm gonna feel so terrible.
Alright, what the Hell, I'm gonna do it, okay.
- Oh. (buzzer rings)
I can just tell Ashby's gonna like it. - I actually like this
because it does like... - It just falls apart.
- Fall apart. - I've never had veal,
and I don't want to. - I can't eat that. I won't eat veal. - Mmm.
- I'm good. - (FBE) Really?
- Yeah, I think I'll pass. I love osso buco,
but yeah, I think I'll pass. - It, yeah, it looks
really good though. - (FBE) For your final challenge,
we decided to kick things up a notch, we're actually gonna be
combining foods... - Ooh! - (FBE) From two of our
favorite Office moments. - Okay! - (Michael) I enjoy having
breakfast in bed. I like waking up
to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler,
I have to do it myself. - Same, it's so hard! - (Michael) So most nights
before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out
on my George Foreman grill. - Yeah!
- (Michael) Then I go to sleep. When I wake up,
I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again.
- Genius. - (Michael) Then I wake up
to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me,
it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up,
I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot.
That's it. I don't see what's so hard
to believe about that. (both laugh) Look at that. Nothing like grilling
in the great outdoors! - Oh no.
- The George Foreman, again. - (Ryan) Is it the same grill
you grilled your foot in? (both laugh) - (Michael) Yes, but I got
all the foot off of it. - I got all the foot
off of it. (laughs) - (FBE) For our final tempting dish,
we decided to combine two out of the three things
that Michael famously cooked on his grill.
- Is that bacon wrapped steak? - (FBE) Just not the foot. - Shut up!
- It's bacon wrapped steak! Yes!
- (Kendelle) Shut up! - (FBE) Instead, here's
bacon wrapped steak. (buzzer rings)
- Oh! This is the best one.
This is the reward. - Mm-hmm!
- At least I think, this is delicious!
- Mm-hmm! This is delicious.
- Mm-hmm! (both laugh) - I took a big bite. - And I already know that
all of this meat is cruel, so don't, you know,
kill me in the comments, but... (buzzer rings) That's some good [bleep]
right there. - What's the sauce?
- I've never had bacon steak. Like this.
It does not suck. At all. God damn it, that's good. - I made my decision. - And this point, you're gonna
go for the... - Yeah.
- Good stuff. - Yeah, I'm gonna go for it. I've been craving bacon lately. (buzzer rings) Mmm. Mmm.
- Aw. - Bomb.
- Damn. - That sauce, actually
is so good, too. - Damn.
- Oh my God. Yeah, this is good. - I had steak yesterday.
(Kennedy laughs) So I'm gonna say no. - Alright, here we go.
(buzzer rings) Mmm.
- Is it good? - Mm-hmm.
(Chelsea laughs) I can't get over this sauce. It is so good. - I don't know, it's just like
does it seem worth it? And then the mustard,
I'm pretty sure that's be more of a punishment,
for me, anyways. - I hope all this was worth it. (both laugh) - (FBE) Congratulations,
you have made it through all of the rounds of food
without eating any of them. Are you ready to see
what you've won? - Yeah, please tell me it's good. - (Pam) Once a year,
they bring in a little cart, and they give away free pretzels.
- (gasps) Yes! - (Pam) It's really not a big deal. - Oh, pretzel!
Pretzel Day! - (Pam) For some people it is. - Oh.
- Yes! - (Michael) Please tell me
you have a sweet pretzel left. - (man) We do.
- (Michael) Thank God. - (man) And we have
18 different toppings. We have sweet glaze,
cinnimon sugar... - Oh! - (man) Fudge, M&M's, caramel dip,
mint chip... - They're so happy
about the pretzels. - (man) Toffee nuts, coconut,
peanut butter drizzle, Oreos... - Such a good actor,
it's insane. (both laugh) - (Michael) Is there any way
that you could do all? All of them?
- (man) The works, you got it. - Can you just get 'em all?
- This is great. - (Michael) Thank you. - We probably could have had
any pretzel we wanted. - Oh no!
- Any pretzel! My heart is broken today. - I am so depressed right now. - (FBE) With our gourmet prepared
dessert pretzel, here are all the toppings
and fixin's you could possibly ever want in
a Pretzel Day pretzel. - Wow.
- Nice. - I'm gonna be making this.
- We can do it. - (Danny) I'm gonna...
- (Kendelle) While he makes it. - I am particular.
We might go over time. (Sharon laughs) - My mouth is like glomped shut. - Mm-hmm, so,
this is so good. It's working really well
into my new diet. - I still feel like a winner. I mean, I don't know
what the punishment is yet, so I feel like I can't
speak too soon. - (Michael) Judges in session,
what is the problem here? - (Dwight) They put my stuff
in Jell-O again. - Jell-O, okay, okay.
- Okay. What's in the Jell-O? - (Dwight) That's real professional,
thanks, this is the third time. - I hate Jell-O! - (Michael) What is that?
- (Dwight) That's my stapler! - (Michael) No no no no,
do not take it out. You have to eat it
out of there. - (Dwight) I do own property. My grandfather left me
a 60 acre working beet farm. - Oh, yeah, oh beet Jell-O?
- Together. - Oh my God,
am I eating beet Jell-O? - (Dwight) Stores and restaurants. - Someone's clever. - (Dwight) Sometimes teenagers
use it for sex. - Oh my gosh, it's beet Jell-O. It's beet Jell-O! What the heck?
- No! (laughs) - Oh my gosh, no!
- Oh no! - I feel like it's
gonna be gross, 'cause of the Jell-O, but I don't know, we'll see.
I'm nervous. - (FBE) So, as you've
probably predicted, we have your beet flavored Jell-O. - Oh, that looks like heart. Like it just looks like
a pure heart in there. - (FBE) Yeah.
- Oh, I love the mug! - (FBE) But if you'll note,
when Jim gives Dwight his Jell-O, he doesn't really give him
any utensils to eat it with, so... - No! - (FBE) When we say you have to take
two bites and four bites of Jell-O, you're gonna have to eat it
the way that Dwight did. - Oh! (laughs) Alright, here we go. Ugh, oh. - Too weird.
Go for it, just go for it. (Ashby moans) (both laugh) - Ew, look at that, okay. - Looks delicious. - I have such mixed feelings
about this. - Get that, mm-hmm!
- Shh! - Is it bad?
Oh, nice. Oh.
- Oh no! (laughs) - My man, mm-mm. - (gasps) This should be illegal. - I might throw up. - Oh, mm-mm. - That noise,
are you [bleep] kidding me? - Ugh, this grosses me out. I don't hate it. You know what it is? It tastes a little bit
like candied beets. This is why I didn't
wanna eat it, with my hands, because beets stain
the [bleep] out of everything, you a-holes! (Danny laughs)
(Kendelle slurps) - Oh I didn't, the sound effect
is what'd get me. It sucks though,
because I am that person that's like you want an M&M?
She can't have an M&M. (Kendelle smacks lips) - (laughs) Disgusting.
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