Trump Trial in Jury’s Hands, De Niro Blasts Donald & "Right in the Butt" Wheel of Fortune Contestant

thank you for watching thank you for joining us here in Hollywood reor after an extra extra long holiday weekend we spent most of it at uh at Children's Hospital our son Billy had an open heart surgery he's doing very well thank you for your good wishes and thank you for um your thoughts we appreci Cleo thank you for the Edible Arrangement let me tell you something uhoh if there's one thing a seven-year-old boy loves it's an Edible Arrangement it was really we do what we can this Edible Arrangement I'm looking at it and I'm like you know what Happ is somebody got an like a flower arrangement and they're like oh these are beautiful you know what would be better if we could eat them that's what I figured uh okay so we went in the hospital on Thursday morning and we got home Monday and not an hour after we walk in the house from the hospital with our son this happens oh my God okay that is a talk better a that's me with the Brom oh my God in his mouth over here it's okay Bill dad's going to get it out oh my God he's going to get it out it's going out the window okay not okay come on buddy go go go you're so close [Applause] [Music] you were right there's two of them there's one on the carpet it's dead no looks like a bird the hawk may have killed Billy just chill okay dude window oh god oh Billy go go upstairs give box or something okay there it go it's out welcome home Billy yeah well that'll get that'll wake you up Billy And I were sitting here playing video games he's like Dad there are two birds in the house what we didn't show you is the bird the hawk killed and brought in the dining room as a little welcome home gift which and this was weird I don't really believe in this kind of stuff but on the day of Billy surgery my wife saw a morning of on the ledge outside his bedroom which she looked up and is apparently an omen of death and she was very freaked out by it she didn't tell me it's morning with a you I which I didn't know and then we get home from the hospital and the hawk flies in and kills the morning dove kills the omen of death it's and you want to know uh another thing about dobs they're pigeons they're pigeons with a publicist that's all they are speaking of pigeons in New York the jury is out in the criminal trial of former president Donald Joanna Trump the jury they deliberated for several hours today they'll pick back up tomorrow Trump is not allowed to leave the courthouse while they deliberate today he had to sit there for hours farting next to the vending machine Trump is hoping for a hung jury of course he was uh also hoping for a hung Mike Pence but that didn't happen there are 34 charges the jurors will rule on all of them they have to be unanimous on each charge to convict or acquit Trump knows he has no chance of acquit because well because he did it because he did the crimes but so his move and the move for all those who suckle at his considerable tee now is to claim this whole deal is rigged against him uh Mother Teresa could not beat these charges these charges are rigged the whole thing is rigged the judge is so conflicted he can't breathe he's got to do his job and it's not for me that I can tell you it's a disgrace and I mean that mother terasa could not beat those charges but we'll see that's right yeah even if Mother Teresa herself had sex with and paid off a porn star after a round of golf even she would have trouble getting away with it Mother Teresa Mother Teresa has been dead for 27 years now thanks to the corrupt New York attorney general as the prosecution was making their final case Trump posted uh one word boring as if they're supposed to be entertaining him and then because you know everything in his mind is stacked against him he seemed conveniently confused about standard courtroom procedure he wrote why is the corrupt government allowed to make the final argument in the case against me why can't the defense go less big Advantage very unfair Witch Hunt djt I know because that's that's how it works oh you don't need to be a legal scholar to know that literally all you need is to watch the last 10 minutes of any episode of Law and Order and you know they go last So Yesterday things got exciting because Robert dairo showed up Robert dairo had a little press conference outside the courthouse at which he lambasted Trump quite spectacularly and that did not sit well with our former president and then they have a protest of Robert Dair yesterday was a fool he's a broken down fool standing out there and he got he got maggot he got maggot yesterday he got a big dose of it yeah yeah he really got a big dose of Mago which consided of three brain damaged Goombas and these very stable [Laughter] [Music] women hi you know it's weird they seem even sadder than Melania you know Melania melan has not been has not shown up for any of this trial it's too hard for her to keep a straight face but the kids were there Don Jr put on his fight in chin to defend his dad against mean old Bobby daero they bring in Robert dairo who was shot down but apparently he needs attention because it's been a while since he's cranked out a good movie but think about it they bring out one actor remember in 2020 when every A-list actor in the world showed up for Joe Biden they lined up one by one now they get one person all right well first of all Robert din was nominated for an Oscar two months ago and secondly your father also had one actor at the trial and that actor was Joe Piscopo okay even Joe Piscopo would tell you you lost that one Junior sat behind his father in court today next to his brother Tweedle dummy who gave a rousing speech in Daddy's defense I cannot wait for the day that we win we will we're right the entire country knows that this is nonsense did he just say they'll win because they're white I cannot wait till the day that we win we will we're white some of you are white one of you is orange I don't know it's cute though that Eric it's kind of adorable that he still has that little boy list but I want a wed wot and then and this is interesting I think Eric has been at the trial a lot like every day whereas his other siblings have not and see if you read anything into the subtext here I'm just proud of the toughest person I've ever met in my entire life we're having the backbone and fortitude to go through this whole mess as uncomfortable as it's been and I'm proud to have stood there every single second by his side in that freezing cold courtroom uh he's an inspiration to me every single day and he'll be Vindicated in other words Daddy I was there Don Jr wasn't he just showed up today and he's proud to be there imagine being proud to be at your father's porn star trial good job dad you really it was a tough weekend for Trump someone in his Camp thought it would be a good idea to have him speak at the libertarian National Convention it turned out it was not [Music] despite the fact that they tried to sneak a bunch of magah hats into the room Trump got booed mercilessly they a liar panderer WABE dictator but he still he did his best to try to sell him on all the sacrifices he's made for Liberty anyone can talk about defending freedom but I've actually put everything on the line to resist these despots and these stuffff wait wait till you hear my windmill jokes you're going to love them droy wrote Donald J Trump will address the libertarian party and its National Convention on Saturday the libertarian party should nominate Trump for president of the United States whoa that's nice that's nice only if you want to win if you want to lose don't do that keep getting you 3% every four years that's fun I'm sure that was a pleasant plane ride back tomorrow long ago with whoever came up with that idea but the big story this weekend had nothing to do with Trump or even politics at all the big event at least happening on my phone maybe you got this video too was [Music] this tomaris right in the [Music] butt no Blake this is the best yeah that's that's it I think this is the best was the answer correct answer his answer was right in the butt so that gentleman is tavarus Williams he's from Port St Lucy Florida and he so captured this nation's imagination we tracked him down and he's joining us now live from his brother's house in fluger Texas Taris Williams hi Taris hi Jimmy how you doing I'm doing well thank you for joining us and first of all I don't care what Pat sjx says that was a great answer Pat was the best he made me feel so great about that at the break what did he say you to you in the break he said you know we we'll find a tactful way of editing it but I don't know how but we'll do it how did you wind up on Wheel of Fortune in the first place uh um I have kids and your kids remember everything you say My boys dared me to apply because we played during the week and I applied and they called me how long ago did you tape that um that game that was the first week of April so about April 5th and so and have you been worried since then about the that guess being on TV I told my wife immediately after I will keep everything a secret except this this you have to know about they say they might edit it I don't know what it's going to look like and then it was out of sight out of mine until the world reminded me of what I said yeah now the clue was phrase is that a phrase that you use frequently I have never used those words in sequential order a day in my life J how has this affected your life are people recognizing you I would imagine you're hearing from people I am spreading a lot of smiles around the world um I go up to random people now and say hey do you want to laugh Google toar Williams and will of Fortune and they just break out laughing it is great have you thought about merchandising opportunities because I could see right in the butt t-shirts boxer shorts maybe like colonoscopy awareness that kind of a thing you know what I thought about all those but I'm really trying to see how I can get into the commercial game maybe this is my end you did win $9,500 um on the show right I did and that's what most people will never know they just see the clip I had to hang in there and I thought i' made a good showing of it did you put that money in the bank or right in the butt where did it go it's in route um you have X amount of days after your show until your winnings arrive they haven't arrived just yet tarus I wanted to give you a chance to redeem yourself um and so and here it is can you solve this puzzle the category is phrase now I'm going to give you 11 minutes you're the worst Jimmy all hands on deck my friend hands on deck all right there well thank you tarus congratulations we really needed this tarus thank you so much thank you for having me and uh continue prayers for you and your family thank you my friend I appreciate that toar Williams [Applause]

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Length: 13min 24sec (804 seconds)

Published: Thu May 30 2024