Trump Thinks He Looks Like Elvis, Taylor Swift Makes History & LA Hit by Biblical Amount of Rain

previously on Jimmy Kimo live from Hollywood it's Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight fre Larson beanie FY and music from Jason dulo and Michael bu with Cleo and the cleton and now Jimmy Kimmel [Applause] the home of the show thanks for watching the home thank you for joining us here and um relax I know you're moist and uh it's uh we are getting hit by a Biblical amount of rain here in Los Angeles All Around Town there've been Gathering Kardashians 2 by two loading them on yesterday was they say our wetest day in 20 years and here's what's fun about having kids kids are really wonderful last night we were leaving a birthday party my son Billy ate nothing but candy at the birthday party so on the way home I ask you hey do you want a slice of pizza and he says yes so I pull up to the pizza place I open the car door not only is it pouring the water is up to my kneecap there's just a river running through but I have to get out to get the pizzas so I try to hop over the I fail I go right in the water my shoes are soaked through to my socks I go in the pizza place I get the pizza I swim back to the car I get in the car we drive home Billy sits down I put the pizza on a plate he eats none of it not even a not not even a little pointy tip of the whole thing the good news is I ate the pizza and um and that's what it's like to be a a dad you know they closed our kids school today because of rain and this is just want to mention not an outdoor school there is a roof on the school but they said it's too dangerous to come to school somebody could get wet and we had to keep the kids home the kids in the house all day we took them on a field trip to the driveway it was a lot of fun and when I was a kid in Brooklyn for them to cancel school there had to be like at least six inches of snow there had to be black Hees on the road and Like Son of Sam had to be on the loose okay but it is pretty bad out there this is the scene up uh the freeway in Ventura you can see res are terrified they uh this guy got on a surfboard and they got towed through the neighborhood you know when the governor has to call the president to ask for emergency disaster relief that kind of thing doesn't help here's how you know we have a lot of rain when the LA River is actually a river usually it's just a big empty skateboard park it's like Willy Wonka but instead of chocolate we have filth today by the way is National Weather person's day which seems very fishy to me that it would be on this I mean are we supposed to believe that's a coincidence how much power do these weather people have maybe there's more to this meteorologist thing that we how do they even become meteorologist you ever meet a college kid whose major is the weather no you ever drive past a meteorology school I haven't and can we trust anyone who when he points this way is actually pointing that way I don't like it there's some devilry happening there Doppler should be keeping a radar on it you know over the weekend in Gobbler's Knob punks Aton Phil did not see his shadow which means nothing it doesn't mean anything but you know they do a big thing in gobblers knob they have music and festivities starting like 4:00 in the morning and last year I mentioned a band the name of the band is juvenile characteristics they're from the area in Pennsylvania they put these guys on stage to wake up the groundhog and here they are at the crack of dawn where they they kicked off the festivities with a shout out to me Hey listen one year ago go Mr Jimmy Kimmel said he was going to put this song as his alarm clock when he put all of us on TV caught us a bunch of Maniacs what do you say we show them what Maniacs we are hey this is a song to wake up the old grandal this one's called wake up Phil yeah now I forgot about this I did intend to put the song wake up Phil in my alarm clock so that every morning I go wake up to this wake up wake up [Music] can you believe that didn't win a Grammy last night it's it's outrageous poor Phil it's cold he's burrowed underground they're screaming at him to wake up if there is such a thing as reincarnation I I pray that Donald Trump comes back as a groundhog you know we got um we're getting a lot of shout outs lately we got one from our friends at our local KTLA on Thursday we altered some footage they had a reporter out in the street and we made it look like she got hit by a car this morning they played that back and they gave us a nice little mention too all a joke uh a fake car Alina is okay D reposted the video and found the spoof to be hilarious they're right down the street oh Alina there she is she's okay you're fine I got killed on Kimmel what can I say it's an honor once again Elina will be missed it's we can do that Forever by the way this could be just an endless loop last night at the Grammys the big winner was uh Taylor Swift who became the first artist to win album of the year four times all for the Same album and she also made history by becoming the first white woman to ignore Seline Dion uh there were performances by many many great artists Billy eish andinas du alipa Billy Joel Miley Cyrus Joanie Mitchell and you to played from the sphere in Las Vegas you know they don't let you to leave the sphere they keep them locked in there they call it a residency really is more of a hostage situation there there are a number of Great Performances for me though this one was the highlight of the night set ready l o v e Joey is the one for me everybody l o v e Joey is the one for me l o v e Joey is the one for me oh I'm so s that was from tonight's episode of The Bachelor that was my mistak so tonight they had the ladies take part in a talent show and that was a bachelorette named Sydney who really knocked it out of the park r i g HT Mrs Right that's me r i g h t m right that's me yeah yeah that's was right on The Bachelor being able to spell a five letter word is considered to be a talent so we have an exciting new twist in the case of Donald Trump and the missing classified documents according to several witnesses when the FBI executed that search warrant on Mara Lago back in 2022 they may have missed a thing or two special counsel Jack Smith has learned about a possible hidden room off Trump's bedroom that wasn't searched there was also a closet with a lock on it that they didn't open even though Eric kept banging on the door from the inside they wouldn't no one knows what was or is in that secret room and it could be the room where Melania lives in a giant Hour Glass like Jasmine at the end of Aladdin but Trump has not commented on that he's got bigger fish to fry he sat down with Maria bar Romo of Fox Business yesterday to weigh in on a a Potential Threat he seems to have just found out about maybe the most dangerous thing out there of anything because there's no real solution the AI as they call it it is so scary the AI as they call it on the Google they call it the AI and Trump thinks AI stands for another indictment so it is very scary and this was interesting a speaking of AI a republican pollster posted uh this is a tweet that got over 3 million views last week he said the only way the GOP can win is if black Republicans start canvas in door too for Trump and he posted this photo to show how that might go unfortunately he was well not able to find any black people who were knocking on doors for Trump so instead they made one using Ai and you can tell because well there are a few clues that let you know this is not real for starters this guy's magah hat says America no fuana grat which is does not translate into anything he's trying to register a man who's got some weird frame photos sticking out of the side of his house and if you look at the T-shirt he's wearing you'll notice it says Gro Afghanistan and possibly uh most alarmingly he's trying to register a voter who has three arms there more one more than usual right it's what a way to kick off Black History Month huh for most candidates past and present something like this would be it would be like the defining moment of their campaign it would be something that we mention for years and years but for Trump it's nothing last week I mentioned he'd been going around telling people he's more popular than Taylor Swift over the weekend he wrote for so many years people have been saying that Elvis and I look alike now this pick has been going all over the place what do you think I think you've embarrassed yourself again is what I think but you have to hand it to me he's got a very healthy self-image and when you think about it he does have some things in common with Elvis they both have amazing heads of hair they both live in lavish Southern estate his is their's disgrace land and they both have their own trademark dance moves Elvis had the pelvis thing Trump has got this and they were both totally under the control and influence of the colonel the only thing the only thing Donald Trump has in common with Elvis is that he too will die on the toilet eating an Arby's beef and cheddar with a fried banana on it meanwhile kon's like what mean looks like Elvis that is him according to the latest from uh Quinnipiac University President Biden is moving ahead of yelis in their hypothetical rematch their poll says Biden is now leading Trump 50 to 44% of course that's before Trump selects a running mate which could change things New York congresswoman Elise stonic and Russian operative Tucker Carlson are reportedly on the list but no one really knows who Trump will pick he probably doesn't even know Robert Kennedy claims he was offered the job Trump's Camp denied it and we've decided to um add to the confusion uh by going out on the street for a special one guy edition of lie Witness news we're asking people to respond to very late breaking news that Trump just chose his running mate for the 2024 election and it's OJ Simpson are you surprised to hear that yeah I was I was really surprised to hear that actually where were you when you heard it I was uh working and I seen this article like when first first it was on the phone I seen it and then I I seen an article somebody reading an article about it and then that's when I knew that something was going on that the same day actually what do your friends think of their new slogan orange and juice man I think it's uh something like going on right now it's fairly popular like in the internet and stuff like that oh and this just in Trump is now choosing Hillary Clinton as his running mate are you surprised to hear that Hillary Clinton yeah I'm not surprised to hear that all where did you hear that when he said that that actually was on my um on shorts on my YouTube um app Trump is having a very indecisive day he's now changed his running mate to Stormy Daniels um were you surprised to hear that they were getting together again man that question oh I'm not surprised where were you when you heard they got back together again oh man that was actually at this nice restaurant in oxnar when I heard that it was it was on the TV on the news actually yes what were you eating man I was having this really nice dayak you know with was you know some with masch potatoes wait more breaking news Trump is now choosing Tiger Woods as his running M man I leave tiger Goods to Tiger um tiger for you know for you know the Golf Community where were you when you heard that Tiger Woods was the vice presidential candidate I was actually I was actually passing I was in uh Sant Santa uh Santa Barbara yeah I I was working at a hotel when I heard that there there were uh people in the lobby talking about him yeah what hotel was this it was har bu in in in Santa Barbara yeah want to say hi to them right now oh yeah nice see you yes oh wait wait wait wait now I'm being told that Trump is choosing Mike Tyson as his running mate yes I think I think Mike Tyson is's more with the people and he's he knows about more about what he's doing then I think no Ty Goods where were you when you heard it was Mike Tyson I was at of Star Wars coffee when I heard that yes wait unbelievable unbelievable Trump is now choosing Elon Musk as his Vice President are you surprised to see them buddying up n I'm not surprised at all where were you when you heard that he was going to be the Vice Presidential nominee I was having breakfast in the morning when that that you know that's the first uh morning news that I got and honestly I don't think that's a bad idea thank you for your honesty thank you thank you Why not pick that guy he'd be [Applause] perfect

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Length: 14min 11sec (851 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 06 2024