Trump’s Unhinged Easter Message & Majority of Americans Believe He Intentionally Broke the Law

Jimmy I'm the host of the show I thank you for watching and for joining us here on it's the Monday after Easter Sunday I hope you found a lot of eggs yesterday I forgot to count the eggs before I hid them around the house which is a mistake it's bad because I don't know if you know those rotten eggs smell like rotten eggs they're terrible at the White House this morning the bidens hosted the annual egg roll why they do this the day after Easter I don't know Jesus was like I have to rise again again but the theme of The White House Eggroll this year they have a theme every year this year's theme was education which is the same as last year I guess it was so good they decided to do it twice but this is not the first time they've repeated themes you know when Trump was President the Easter Theme was egomaniac for four years in a row it's a fun event the kids have fun the parents have fun the president the first lady even seemed to be having fun they enjoyed a beautiful day in Washington with the bunny right next to them and then it was time to roll the eggs Joe turns out can blow a whistle and and then the games began and uh aren't they adorable you know children are so cute when they're LARPing there you go it's uh Easter is like a when your president Easter is a big day yesterday President Obama our 44th President tweeted I want to wish all who celebrate a happy and blessed Easter with everything going on in the world right now it's a chance to hug our loved ones tight and give thanks for new beginnings and the blessings we all enjoy and then president number 45 weighed in the Easter dummy posted in all caps happy Easter to all including those that dream endlessly of destroying our country because they are incapable of dreaming about anything else those that are so incompetent they don't realize that having a border and Powerful wall is a good thing and having voter ID all paper ballots and same-day voting will quickly end massive voter fraud and to all of those weak and pathetic rhinos radical left Democrats socialist marxists and Communists who are killing our nation remember we will be back happy Easter what a warm and lovely man he is instead of making license plates in jail they should have them write greeting cards I think there'll be a better use of his gifts at this point Donald Trump's brain is basically a bowl of microwave Peeps although he did share a religious message yesterday In fairness he wrote I prefer sons of God that weren't captured and crucified he didn't actually write that but 15 of you believed it and that's okay actually tweeted this is his Easter message of Peace he wrote world war three that's it just World War III and but although this is what you would be thinking about too if your 39 year old son was still under the couch looking for jelly beans Eric get out of there Trump spent the holiday at Mar-A-Lago for the traditional Easter egg and Witch Hunt we got a glimpse of Melania for the first time in quite a while um somebody was at the event shot some video look at those two love birds chatting it up and uh he's got his phone out also if you look closely you could see um he's got two Diet Cokes two Diet Cokes and a water right there on the table so they had a lot of fun for Milani imagine everything he put her through last week and then he wakes her up on Easter says I need you to come downstairs and eat an omelet on camera with me today Milani did it Milani did not go to Miami with Trump on Saturday night he instead his plus one at UFC 287 was none other than Kid Rock who um I wonder what those two are talking about you know he doesn't even like UFC he's like UFC I love their chicken it's fantastic you know he doesn't know what's going on right now Trump he may need the UFC he's gearing up for a hell of a legal fight maybe even four of them according to a new poll from ABC News a majority of Americans believe the former president intentionally broke the law whereas uh 20 percent believe he didn't do anything wrong these are the same people who think JFK is coming back from the dead to win the mass singer but the most interesting group of respondents to me is this 11 who believe Trump acted wrongly but not intentionally I don't know what it's a it was an accident I spider crawled into Donald Trump's Underpants luckily Stormy Daniels was there and she killed it with a magazine she just Beat It and beat it so hard and then Trump was so grateful he got his lawyers to secretly pay her a hundred thirty thousand dollars of gratitude Paul being grateful the case in Georgia looks to be the next trouble spot for Trump The Fulton County D.A has reportedly informed at least 20 of Trump's Associates that they are targets of the investigation that includes Rudy Giuliani Trump also today filed a last-minute appeal to block Mike Pence from testifying before a grand jury about his conversations with Trump ahead of January 6th even though Mike Pence himself did not try to appeal that order maybe Trump should just pay Mike Pence 130 000 he keep his mouth shut Trump now has more lawyers than he does friends though he has been getting visits from his supporters including Mr my pillow Mike Lindell who showed up Mar-A-Lago and found himself caught in yet another sting operation we got Mike Lindell joining us right now he uh is back at Mar-A-Lago and I just got stung by a bee Brandon what I hope you're now allergic are you no I'm not allergic okay and bro what is that pin going into me um yeah I'm surprised he didn't blame the machines for that my God Brandon now Dominion sending robot bees into my butt that's the Deep State vaccine injection B Mike you belong to us now the other Contender for goofball of the year is Congressman George Santos who he this he is working so hard to distract us from the fact that he lied his way into the House of Representatives he went out and bought a Jersey to pretend he's excited about the Mets hey guys today is opening day as a good old Mets fan I know you guys aren't going to be playing until April 6 back home but in good old-fashioned let's go Mets he's a good old Mets fan giving the team a good old-fashioned let's go match he's just a guy's guy he loves baseball you know room for the Mets crack it open a six-pack of Zema you know what I'm talking about right bro yeah yeah yeah bro it's good bro we oh we got a great show for tonight yesterday well as you know was Easter our first guest tonight also rose from the dead Jeremy Renner is here plow and um he is here tonight and then one of the all-time greats there or more speakers and amplifiers in this building right now than all the Guitar Centers in the world Metallica will join us not just one night they're here for a whole week to celebrate their new album 72 Seasons you know Metallica has accomplished everything over the the years everything a rock band can accomplish they have they sold I think like 125 million albums they're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame they're the only American band that is played on the continent of Antarctica have you ever seen that performance this is foreign [Music] [Applause] we also have a new number one movie in America a huge number one movie Super Mario Brothers made 376 million dollars it's the biggest opening for an animated movie ever of all time Mario and Luigi beat Anna and Elsa and everybody else and whenever a Blockbuster bust that much block our man Yahya is there and here he is now it's Yaya talking about the Super Mario Brothers movie ah it's me I I talk about the new movie Mario Mario is called that sport Mario Perez movie that's Mario let's play game you're not the one jump I'm jumping down with the car you know you asked for it I I used to blame Mario nambian boy I have like the all the machine you call Nintendo and Mario is Plumbing like me you know fixing the farts and the buyer Tower the shower the Mayo like a small guy shorty guy like mini me and you have mustache like germo and the guy he do more Mario no Mario Lopez is it named Jesse Jesse is the good actor he do the movie you know the dinosaur I'm about to brew the world the bad guy in the movie Jack Black he did the movie like a dress like a Superman and like wrestling you know he's also the movie The Bear like Japanese one the one wired he's also do video again with Kevin Hart like the rock I got picture of them too jamanco a comedian guy is from Canada shot Roman is also the movie everybody dance with sausage and also the movie oh he put the baby inside the lady I don't know how very strong he liked it to smoke a lot of marijuana like Snoop Dogg and was Khalifa he loved like that [Applause] he love Allah see the movie good movie that's it game is over [Music] oh thank you Yaya and may God bless you come on [Applause]

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Length: 10min 58sec (658 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 11 2023