Trevor Moore: High in Church - "The Ballad of Billy John" - Uncensored

this uh this next song is a is a folk song that i just recently wrote it's called the ballad of billy john billy john was a simple man worked in the fields most his life but provided for his wife and kids and left his dreams on the side one day when the kids left home willie picked up his guitar it had been a while but his finger still knew how to reach the heart he played a song about life and love his hopes and regrets then with a little problem from the mrs he put it on the internet when the views started pouring in tears of joy started to fall then they scrolled to the comment section and this is what they saw eat a bag of face don't blow your head this just raped my ears never heard you should just kill yourself you're a lol game billy john's wife watched her husband as he shrugged and tried to smile he put his guitar away stopped and stared at it for a while she knew he felt like a fool and he never play again so she turned on her webcam and let her message begin she said the man you've hurt tonight i've watched for 35 years he's got a kind and gentle soul and thanks to you that souls in tears you shouldn't get sterilized then they photoshopped a bunch of pictures of her covered well the video went viral 57 million hits billy john's wife became a meme on the internet they played the clip on cnn and read tweets about her way hate cause i guess that's the sort of thing that the news does nowadays now billy john and his wife did nothing wrong and they weren't dumb they just hadn't paid attention to what we'd all become and a couple weeks later after avoiding it for some time a broken down and changed billy john finally went back online he found a page of a blogger still making fun of his wife he signed up and made an account and this is what he types eat a bag of face don't blow your dad your just raped my eyes never read nothing so bad i hope you die and i hope you get aids and the world lost the billy john and it gained more of the same oh god please help me this is

Channel: Comedy Central

Views: 1,388,092

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Id: kMbLImbrjgQ

Length: 4min 20sec (260 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 03 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/TrevorMooreWKUK]

HI! I'm Trevor! THanks for posting the song! Hope ya liked it

[u/TrevorMooreWKUK]

Thanks everyone for hanging out with me in this thread. I gotta go now. But I'm going to do a real AMA on Friday where I'll stay on for a long time. Hope to see you guys then! Thanks! And watch or DVR my Special if you can! It's Friday at midnight on Comedy Central! Thanks again for all the nice things everyone said!!!!

[u/Just_a_Gamer]

God damn that was funny. I'm also in disbelief that Trevor himself is just chilling in this thread.

[u/Debo37]

You know, I really liked your song. But next time, I want you to try it happier, and with your mouth open.

[u/jellyspine]

Hi Trevor! I run a Comedy Club at an arts college, would you ever come perform a show/lecture/screening, etc here (its in Santa Clarita Valley)? Thanks so much, I'm anxiously awaiting your new special!

[u/falconx50]

This post basically just turned into a mini Trevor Moore AMA

[u/___ok]

Nice video, the perfect length.

[u/thisguyjustin]

Loved it dude! your material is golden. Always gets me. Also wanted to thank you for the greatest movie created civil war on drugs, shit was my bread and butter for showing my stoner friends. Fucking white people! so many quotable lines, endless laughs forreal man keep doing your shit!

got any other movies with the wkuk crew?

[u/glittoris]

I was at the taping for this special! The song had the whole crowd's sides splitting. I thought of how reddit would appreciate the language.