Toughest Guys I've Ever Seen

this morning I hit my foot on the stairs and it hurt quite a bit it was like that episode in SpongeBob where he stubs his toe and only cried for 20 minutes it made me feel like [ __ ] it made me feel like a [ __ ] and it made me want to be a stronger tougher guy so I figured let's watch some tough guy videos in order to get inspired and see how it's done and what it really looks like to be a tough guy oh yeah do it come on to give you some context the man filming flipped off the driver who nearly hit him and his dog while crossing the street and the driver was not too happy about seeing that Bird Go his way so he slows down and says he's gonna kick his ass up there there's some real goofy [ __ ] like straight out of King of the Hill so the guy filming is now booked a whoop-ass appointment at the upcoming parking lot and he's not afraid he's not backing down all right so go on get out [Music] I have it on video of you saying you're going to get out and kick my ass hey what the [ __ ] is this some kind of magic trick they made the tough guy from behind the wheel disappear and now we're just left with this scared volleyball coach talking about being threatened this can't be the same guy that was talking about beating dick and beating ass from a moment ago right must have switched out or something like that this guy is just the quintessential peaked in high school loser he's got a beer belly now two kids that don't respect them his wife feels trapped with him so she's probably getting experimental with the neighbor just trying to think of a way out of the marriage he just does not seem like a happy guy with what yeah I flipped you off because you didn't stop for a pedestrian me and my dog oh yeah we were My First Amendment right so go [ __ ] yourself threaten are you threatened by freedom of speech sir you're shaking you should go [ __ ] yourself no it's turned into a Twitter argument here out of nowhere so this guy was talking so [ __ ] tough from behind the wheel of his car he's like you know what I'm gonna kick your ass over there at the middle school parking lot it's going down please don't call my bluff God please don't come over here oh God he's here so he starts to panic and then he immediately gets on his phone [ __ ] fumbling it around he's probably got it not even recording he probably accidentally took a picture and thinks it's recording why are you threatening me this Maniac helped calling the police this crazy Mad man's talking about he's gonna he's gonna kick my ass he's gonna he's gonna beat my butt oh please God get here and help why'd you threaten me you know just one of these cowards just there's so many people like this that you know that that very stereotypical Hold Me Back type you know where someone's like going wild like pretending they want to fight puffing out their chest but really they that's the last thing in the world they want that's exactly what this guy tried but he tried it with the wrong guy this guy was about that action he's got his dog with him and he was probably just gonna go over there and beat his ass with one hand yeah I am because he threatened to beat my ass and this is going on Facebook Okay cry have you heard of Bellingham living yep yeah you're going all over it well I didn't do anything oh what did you say You're Gonna Come do I didn't say oh it's on video we yeah because you threatened to beat my ass and that's the conclusion of this David versus Goliath match he never even got out of the car so the fight that he tried to start he didn't even show up to and I have no doubt he drove away thinking that he was the winner and the big man which is real [ __ ] sad now let's go ahead and go to a classic I'm sure most of you have seen this video but this was such a classic and I really was feeling like watching some tough guys [ __ ] so let's go ahead and watch one of the internet's finest Tough Guy moments my [ __ ] my foot [ __ ] [ __ ] I hope you have insurance [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of your truck I'm gonna treat your [ __ ] ass now [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out you [ __ ] this road rage incident really has everything you could want a protagonist you can't help but root for is you just silently stone-faced stairs ahead ignoring the goofball outside of his window doing an interpretive dance and losing his mind it's just a wonderful video get the [ __ ] up get out of your truck I will say his negotiating skills need work you know maybe get out of the truck so I can give you candy or something you know like really try and entice them out of there lure him out like an animal said little breadcrumbs or something that he might open the door and you know get up you know he's not even really trying to persuade him to leave right now his only bargaining chip is get out of the truck so I can beat your ass who's gonna really want to take that deal and they can just sit there and laugh at you I also really appreciate the music in this clip because I think it really adds to the Ambiance the boner jams really add an extra layer of beauty to the video let's go let's go take a [ __ ] video take a [ __ ] video cotton you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] cotton let's go come on tough guy thought he was on Xbox live there for a second [Applause] [Music] things really escalate there we've reached the climax as his friends show up he gets even more confident and he goes full baby rage mode get up foreign it's great and then all of a sudden a GI Joe out of nowhere shows up to try and put the kibosh on the whole thing here also one of his friends looks exactly like him they look like clones they're even wearing the exact same shirt in a different color I don't know if they planned that or maybe they could be twins I suppose but I just thought this was interesting it's like a video game developer who got lazy so they just used the same character model and changed the clothes color yeah it's pretty much where that one ends I really was expecting him to start crying after the huge meltdown moment but I don't think he ever did get any tears out he probably did cry on the drive home I imagine he really just let it all out because the emotions were just overwhelming but it would have been nice to see him cry on camera but oh well it's still a classic and I think these two Tough Guy videos are pretty solid stuff now I think I have a better idea of what it means and looks like to be a tough guy that's about it so yeah

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Length: 7min 15sec (435 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 21 2021