Shoplifting Gets Wild

Oh finally some real karate Jesus this is like when I play Tekken damn holy [ __ ] finally two deadly warriors a new challenger Jesus my same stance I see they were all trained by the same master Oh God it was next to nine year-old wow this is a this is a big mismatch don't use your legs use your size advantage you don't listen to me I'm not your master actually I'm not your sensei do what he thought you he seems to have trained you well I'll let you know they only let him go for like 20 seconds just to make sure nobody accidentally hurts each other so that's why the master and the dojo aren't responsible for it does this not look like a high school gym no it's most certainly a high school gym where else are you gonna train martial arts I feel like I'm watching a David Attenborough segment like when the bees are swarming the walls I think the police are going to be on his side if you're stealing it's a law I guess I can't tell if it like she's an age illusionist I can't tell if she's like early 20s or late 40s even her mom and dad are like she kind of deserves it Oh God the demons coming out he's got her with the holy takedown thanks referee wait who she is coach remember your training this is not the way of the force god bless the cameraman finally this dude deserves employee of the month here graphic warning that's suspect gets naked as meat falls from his pants that certainly does sound like Florida if I was confident in their blurring ability I would watch that but I'm not they just crashed the car through the front and just start grabbing [ __ ] that's [ __ ] awesome she's like a kingpin given access to its buffets and investigation stealing another $40 insurance that's why it's charging Jim Austin check through the search no shoplifter has ever survived an encounter with the Sarge investigators say they can flip puffy they're betting they can round up cuz it's like Sly Cooper to booster and radioing their movements to officers outside wait a minute but how dangerous is puffy she learns that Pee Wee's double-crossed her so she takes her out to like a crocodile infested swamp with an assault rifle we've got you know puffy puffy comes out with dual katanas police say puffy finally seems to crack they broke off a fin they man she's snitching everybody in her virtual role of oh [ __ ] now she's signed as like the lieutenant of the police force stealing TVs well health is pretty well known did not be good she paid to return stolen merchandise damn that car is out your husband just left [ __ ] you Carol Anne this is like the end of an oceans 11 24 months of probation damn don't tell me it's filmed like this much better put a finger in his [ __ ] it'll calm him down it's like a human cheat code that's what you think right now he's doing a huge brain scheme where he's sweating and getting it all over his body making him slippery no slip right out I feel like I'm watching the MMA right now with some little ground-and-pound action but much slower tell me he's getting arrested for having a man but me I didn't steal anything they just don't like the man bun it's not a man bun this is called the top knot by the way hats off to these three dudes for not getting bored of just like holding this guy a little dance with him we just hit hits hit by a cooker why is it called held at gunpoint oh it's not over yet what the [ __ ] this is 12 minutes what the [ __ ] what is it does he come back to steal more [ __ ] but this time wearing a mask why'd you let him go oh he lives across the street bother cops are a little late oh you went to steal somewhere else bro this cameraman is getting so much action in one night it's in the cameraman into negotiating guys so it's an assault why is he hiding behind a gas Buffy you never know what the shoplifting guy's capable of you might start tossing Molotov cocktails out of the chimney or something he's unpredictable misery is there even anyone in there the shop owner looks very calm and he's just jogging around and hanging out what what is happening I thought he had taken hostages he dressed up as the storekeeper yeah like hit hit man disguise he knocked out the storekeeper and put on his disguise well where the [ __ ] is he is there even anyone in there at this point they got the wrong address they meant to go to the target oh this is fun everyone here is having a good time he flushed himself down the toilet he's already getting trained by Master Splinter in the sewers now yeah he's gonna come out an even stronger shoplifter there he is I see you them [Applause] that's the guy run back to the target you're safe there Jesus they got a helicopter out here for a shoplifter [ __ ] must be boring his [ __ ] Sherman Oaks finally some action I don't care if you only stole five packs of yu-gi-oh cards call everyone get them all out there

Channel: penguinz0

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Rating: 4.9503098 out of 5

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Id: vSTfgu6srRk

Length: 7min 53sec (473 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 18 2020