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hey everybody Rob here it's time for an updated compilation of the two best revenge stories from the KCC YouTube channel first one you try to cut my team in half so I out sourced your entire department this story has 1.1 million views on KCC let's jump right in this tale takes place over the course of many months and resulted in over 150 layoffs all to save 22 IT techs from losing their jobs I learned a long time ago that no one cares about the IT team at our company they see us as those useless employees always complaining about rules we are a mortgage company and those rules are the rules everyone follows to protect customer data privacy and to prevent theft when your company suddenly loses two full payments for a house to some scammer in Nigeria and the FTC has questions for you then it's time to change your policies this meant cutting legacy access revoking unnecessary access and correcting coding job titles in Active Directory to prevent people from granting their own access what this boiled down to was a meeting that I phoned into a year ago this was one of those meetings where I did not need to be there budget meetings in this meeting the VP / the accounting department played a recording showing times when someone in the IT tech team provided subpar service she tried using this as a reason to fire half of the tech team the trouble was that all of the people she played recordings of were already fired for giving terrible customer service these people were replaced by five-star techs who know what they're doing and give excellent customer service this started the whole chain of events that led to last week since this meeting was every two months VP has tried to use her position and influence to grow her team while shrinking ours every budget meeting I would show up and VP who shall hence be referred to as Karen would target my team I would pull out the numbers and pull out the log showing how my team received a little over three-quarters of that team's call volume I show how my team of 22 techs personally receive more phone calls than every other inbound call employee by more than double the number I show how with the call volume we receive we still maintain a 98% satisfaction rating at the third budget meeting the CEO had been tired of hearing the same excuses and wanted hard data he had a point I was merely throwing out basic numbers without providing real data our company was in the middle of a budget crisis and someone needed to be cut these budget meetings were basically a way to defend our own department from the chopping block Karen believed that the best defense was a good offense she was right but not in the way she thought when it became clear that the IT support team was on the chopping block Karen starts to have her employees call into the tech center and have them make requests that she knows we cannot assist with as that is handled by another company entirely we are not able to transfer calls to an external line so the only thing we can do is give the number to call and hang up the negative see set start to flood in after this every single call from that team regarding a vendors password reset gets a negative C set our approval rating tank to 72 percent in one day I instantly took action first I contacted a few of the users on recorded calls and asked them why they called the IT tech team when they know were not capable of resetting the vendors password she replied that she was told it was policy to do that now I asked why she left a negative satisfaction rating and she said that those no longer count against the employee that those are only used for macro metrics I walked over to Karen's office and walked in Karen why are you having your team call mine to reset vendors password Karen looked confused and stated that she did no such thing she said she would talk to her team and make sure that they call the correct number in the future the calls did not stop now a few of her team were calling in with personal machines that were not an asset of our company they were wanting things done which would violate license agreements with Microsoft or Dell each of these were refused and each of these were leaving a negative cease at it became clear that Karen was trying to tank our stats before the next budget meeting I let my boss know and he just gives me a sly smile the leash is off SiC her this isn't an inside joke between us as I am someone who is very detail-oriented when I am focused when you try to get my team fired because you want to grow your useless team I am very focused on you now the first thing I do is enable call recording for every corporate employee as to not arouse her suspicions her team did not have call recording enabled because her team handles CDP on a daily basis I pull a live call and listen in this is employee with our company may I have your account number or your name the customer gives the name ok I have your account pulled up are you willing to make a payment customer says yes are you authorizing me to go ahead and make the withdrawal from the bank account we have on file customer agrees ok payment is processing you'll be notified in X days when it is complete your next due date is this date the customer thanks her and he hangs up entire phone call was one minute 22 seconds short phone call so I listened to another similar situation I listen to another and get the same thing I start seeing a pattern here so I go through the rapidly building log and see that all of the phone calls are usually less than 1 minute and 20 seconds long it takes well over an hour before an anomaly occurs and I see a 5 minute phone call the customer needed an extension and the employee was authorized to give her a 30-day extension to avoid a late fee if she would make a double payment next month the person on the phone agreed at this point I also turn on the CSAT for her team only I expected a largely similar rating as my team I was not prepared for the nearly instant 50% rating that steadily dropped my boss comes over to my desk as he was getting the email notifications for the sub 75% CSAT rating and was flabbergasted at the sheer volume of negative reports it's now clear that there is no choice but to examine this further I assign for people to review the negative calls from the other team and have them all the amount of employees being downright rude to customers not other employees but paying customers over the phone was shocking the negative tones in their voice the unwillingness to fully answer questions the extreme lack of empathy and the shocking lack of mute button use was too much then came another shocker the number of customer facing employees was ridiculous one hundred and fifty two employees to handle roughly 30 percent more calls than my team of 22 I called the CIO what you got for me I have something for you it's incredibly evil depressingly accurate and can probably save the company a ridiculous amount of money you know this is the second time you have said those exact words to me right yep but there's something I need to know first I am NOT currently authorized to know it and I need to request it in a way that would not set off any red flags what is that the starting pay scale for all account employees tell me your plan the next budget meeting was not a budget meeting it was an IT tech defend yourself meeting the CEO Oh directed it and let Karen speak first Karen pulled out the same stuff as before calls upon calls to our group that were cherry picked as well as listing off dead zone times when we had people working but no one calling in then went on about how they could cut our group in half and hire more account employees to reduce the workflow instead of defending myself or my department I played for of the short call recordings from Karen's Department I then pulled up the excel sheet that was color-coded showing how many phone calls each account rep received and the length of time they were on each call and the customer satisfaction rating I explained the lack of high CSAT with my own little recording I like to call a fail Taj it's a montage of fail and her team were the stars before you asked I did put music to it the recording starts off with an employee saying yeah I guess I can take your payment then go straight into one where a customer accidentally gave the wrong bank account info and said don't use that one the rep responded with Christ what is the actual account number it only got worse from there this group was unmanaged for so long they were filled with rude and useless employees I then showed them a side-by-side comparison of each tech who received a call I showed how my texts were receiving more than four times the number of calls per rep then her team was getting per day I showed how we all were on the phone for well over seven times the amount of time her team was on the phone for and I demonstrated how each tech had double or tripled the satisfaction rating over all of her group half the room that was uninterested in the conversation were suddenly interested when I closed out my presentation in short I saw no reason to defend the IT team today as I have successfully done so in every prior meeting since the last meeting however Karen has crossed the line and has had her team call mine in regards to things we have no access to I played the recording of me calling her minion as you can see here she directed her team to call mine and to leave bad satisfaction ratings on my guys because of it I have since deleted those C sets as they served no purpose whatsoever I then pulled out my next flow chart this is the monthly expense taken from the last nine meetings that our company spends on IT and servicing departments I look at the CEO who was looking at me intently before today I was on the defensive as I saw no reason to attack another group but it is clear to me now that my team has a target on its back that is why I now show you this it was a graph showing the starting pay scale for each IT and servicing employee code as well as their average daily work flow there was one glaring anomaly on this list account Department had the highest starting pay scale with the least amount of work so basically in layman's terms the account of her can reduce to one tenth of its current size and we can reduce the pay scale to a little over one half as this department requires very little in the way of problem-solving and critical thinking I saw a few raised eyebrows as well as one impressed smile from the CIO the CEO oh uh sure's everyone out of the room except for me my direct supervisor and the CIO he looked at me and said continue further we can cut this department entirely and outsource them instead of IT since this group merely takes payments and sometimes allows extensions we do not have to worry too much about technical ability outside of simply using Windows we can hire high schoolers if we wanted to this got a laugh from the CIO Karen was staring through the window with this smug grin on her face the entire time now for my final bit for this meeting I'm gonna play to cherry-pick phone calls these are the two most technical phone calls I could find from the last month for both departments I play a call where a payment fails to process and the rep realizes she typed in the wrong number I then play a call where it starts out with a user stating that her customer submitted a payment to the wrong CD the tech breaks out into our procedure to prevent wire fraud thanks to the quick action of this tech we were able to reverse the CD and save this customer from losing their downpayment the final masterful stroke was playing my final card as you all know karen has been coming after my team for months she has been grinding her acts against us because she like everyone else has made the mistake that we are incompetent inept and useless to the company what she did not know was that I have all of the logs showing the truth the smoke she has been blowing for years is so thick that it's ridiculous her team is highly replaceable and we both know my team would require extensive training and effort to replace the CIO spoke up with just 30 people we can outsource her entire department and save the company millions a year the next time we have a major IT issue you will be regretting out forcing us he then pointed to the graphs and flowcharts brought by both myself and Karen her team is useless the next day I watched in pure joy as a term request came in for Karen it came in with the double asterisk indicator at the beginning meaning this was a stealth term to be done and coordinated with the person who will inform her of the termination it's not actually double asterisk I changed that for here to protect identities over the next two months the account team was shuttered first they came for anyone with disciplinary issues or attendance issues then they laid off anyone who had been there a really long time then the newest employees the smart ones applied for other positions in the company or left before getting laid off all the while the calls for payments were slowly shunted to the call center in India by the end of last week we only have four domestic accounts people who take escalations that the india call center is not authorized to take do i feel guilty about being integral for a hundred and forty-eight people being laid off yes quite but I know it was necessary to keep my job and my health insurance without my health insurance I am a dead man the entire reason why this happened though was because a division was slated to be cut and sent to India from the outset thanks to the actions of myself and my direct supervisor we prevented it from being a sure thing that our team was going to get cut on top of that we cut out a festering wound in the company that was slowing it down and costing it money my team has not been brought up in the budgetary meetings since there's a saying you don't poke a hornet's nest unless you have a flamethrower unfortunately for Karen she only had a stick on to our next story greedy stepmom stole my inheritance and my house so i nuked her career and life bye Felicia this story had 1 million views on the KCC channel let's jump right in my mom died giving birth to me so I never knew her she looks pretty in pictures dad says she was a good woman and I believed him he was a good and raised me by himself with the help of my aunt until I was 11 my aunt has her own kids that are a few years older than me but we were all friends growing up and still are which includes my aunt like my mom my aunt is a good woman my dad worked crazy long hours to provide for me he owned his own convenience store he was manager and cashier for most of the day and had one other employee as his helper I was just a kid but would also help at the store after school sweeping and stocking shelves for the longest time my dad's helper was a Chinese guy but then he had to quit because he had to take care of his ailing parents in China so my dad replaced him with a white guy who did okay for a while but then he graduated college and moved on finally my dad hired a Chinese woman to be his helper and this woman would eventually become his second wife and my stepmom I will call her Barbara though of course her name isn't actually Barbara Barbara was only 15 years older than me so she was a lot younger than my dad who was 44 and she was like 26 she also didn't speak Chinese the same dialect at first which was inconvenient for our convenience store because we lived in a Chinese part of town where most of the customers were Chinese Mandarin and only once in a while white or black people come in so her English wasn't such an advantage Barbara was nice to me at first so I thought she was a good person I was not yet 12 when they got married and she moved into our house from what I know about her her family is quite wealthy in China and they paid for a nice wedding and they all came to America for it my dad was the sort of guy never to let anyone pay his way though so he kept on working like a maniac every day once they got married Barbara changed at least towards me she was no longer big sis like she tried to portray herself when she and my dad were dating where she treated me as a peer but now she was super strict and controlling she no longer let me help out around the shop like before it's not like Cinderella where the mom would force the kid to do all this work but she did tend to isolate me from my father over the next few years she convinced my dad to spawn answer all sorts of her relatives and friends to come over to China to live in America he would set these people up with businesses because even though my dad wasn't rich he was very bright and knew how to make money they would open little restaurants dry cleaners cell phone repair shops things like that pretty much all the little foreign mom-and-pop shops you see in any small town my dad helped make those things except the owners were Chinese guys when I was 17 my dad develop lung cancer due to smoking heavily ever since he was 13 he died only two years later at only 52 when I was a kid I always had in mind to one day take over my dad's store when he retired now that I was 19 I was still too young to sell liquor but I thought surely Barbara will let me work in the store now that my dad was gone no such luck she had one of her adult cousins take over the store and the guy hired his own friends and family to work in it so the store my dad built from nothing was no longer part of my life Barbara also had my dad fix his will so that she got almost all of his money which again although he wasn't Bill Gates rich was several hundreds of thousands of dollars I didn't really care about the money Barbara can have it but it still sucks she got all his money and her family is already rich I think she was just using my dad to transport her clan from China to America but that's just my theory all the money in the world cannot pay to bring my dad back and I'd rather have that than cash but I digress however after saying all that I will admit my dad set aside a small trust for me that was enough to put me through junior college also the minute I turned 18 Barbara threw me out of the house my dad bought and paid for with his hard work this is not a place for you you go now bye bye she owned it because she was his wife and now that my dad was dead Barbara could move her new boyfriend into the house in his place her new boyfriend was a big fat scumbag from Taiwan who from what I hear was a big-shot mobster in his home country but in erricka he just played mahjong all day and lived off his wife's money in my dad's house honestly I think he was hanging out in America to avoid gang trouble in Asia also I think my stepmom got with him because he has connections in China and Taiwan and maybe some fraud is going on before I got kicked out of my dad's house my stepmom used my dad's money to invest in a couple of apartment buildings I eventually heard that she was renting out rooms to various traffickers and basically they were bordellos this was all stuff I found out later along with the news that she not only made big money off rents but the traffickers were giving her a kickback on money they earned I will say this for Barbara she's a very beautiful woman physically and it's easy to see why my father was attracted to her though if I think of her as not my stepmom she personally does nothing for me she often got men to do what she wanted because she was pretty I'm also quite certain that she gave them more than I can D but aside from one very important case I cannot prove it what was that case well I moved in with my nice aunt who sheltered me while I went to college for a degree in Computer Engineering my smaller inheritance paid for a couple of years of school my aunt was nice to me and even though she was still taking care of her own children she had one son who already married and had his own family but three daughters who still lived at home and were unmarried she didn't ask me for rent her own husband had passed away long ago so I got to play man of the house taking care of the yard and fixing things like cars and computers while I lived there after a couple of years I lost touch with Barbara and just concede that she won I also got a job at a computer hobby store where I am soup upper of computers to make them go fast it's good experience and though the money isn't so great at least hey it's some money and I'm starting to make a name of myself in the world or at least on our small city when I say small city I really do mean small city and it is even smaller in sense that Chinese people in that city tend to live all in one part of it and everyone knows one eventually I meet my own girlfriend Kay who is much the same age as me and going to school to be a nurse after Kay and I am dating a few months I start to meet her family she knows about my living situation that I live with my aunt and that I have a mean stepmom who threw me out of my dad's house but I never said Barbara's real name before so I met Kay's family and she has an older brother Mike who is about 26 Mike is Chinese like all of us but he is very heavily tattooed and he had spent some time in prison because he was a banger as a teenager and did time until he was early 20s he worked for a landscaping company cutting grass and all that he is what we call in our neighborhood a cowboy but I don't know how accurate that translates in English to what I'm trying to say he is well anyway after coming to Kay's house and seeing him around a couple of times Mike overhears me answer one of Kay's questions about my stepmom and Barbara's name comes up Mike is saying oh excuse me May hey Opie did you say Barbara's real name in my neighborhood everyone calls their little sister May so I say yeah that's my stepmom oh he tells me no offense Opie but I'm f'ing your stepmom no way evidently Mike has sex with all sorts of women in the neighborhood and outside of it too he brags about all the white and black and Mexican ladies he also landscapes I haven't really thought about my stepmom other than talking about stuff in the past so it was interesting hearing what she was up to I mean other than effing my girlfriend's brother Mike tells us that Barbara uses her apartment building as a giant cat house where pimp set up their women Barbara never actually told him this but he deduced it like an Asian thug version of Sherlock Holmes he says that a lot of people he knew in prison got put in jail that way also that my stepmom was running for a seat for City Council playing up the fact that she was a hard-working woman of color blah blah blah and had aspirations for even higher office it's clear she wanted to make herself a little Empire Kate asked her brother if he would help us put my stepmom in jail she had her account set up so it was really hard to prove she actually knew exactly what her tenants were doing in her buildings but anyway if the buildings were shut down it would at least hurt Barbara's cash flow and it would put an end to at least some abuse of women Mike said that he would have kept his mouth shut because he liked that my stepmom was basically showering him with money so that he could keep giving her the D but since his little sister was asking for help he was willing to forgo the money I piped up and offered to pay him even though no way I could pay as much as Barbara he said it's fine you don't need to pay me anything but if you hurt my little sister I'll cut your balls off deal so our plan we came up with was that Mike would set up his cell phone in an out of sight place in Barbara's room while they had sex basically a sex tape without her knowledge Mike didn't care about his reputation in America and had plans to leave the country again anyway and go back to China as his own father had a business opportunity for him there the idea of being at a porn didn't bother him at all having spent time in jail and also being part of a gang subculture he also didn't have any trouble scoring drugs and evidently he did these drugs with Barbara all the time in her house so on the day he made a porn at her house he also made sure to show that Barbara was doing drugs he minimized his role so that it appeared that it was Barbara who scored the drugs and was offering them to him he did make sure at my suggestion to have her say in natural conversation what day and year it was and that this was her passed away husband's house and that her current boyfriend was playing mahjong at a friend's house furthermore Mike added a special touch where in the throes of sex he made Barbara denounce her Taiwan boyfriend as a weakling and a fool not a real man that only Mike was capable of giving her an orgasm really hair-raising stuff laugh out loud all of it was in Chinese but that was okay as the audience would also be Chinese Mike made sure that the video clearly showed Barbara's face the video was obviously not a professionally made porn so thankfully we did not have to actually see any clear private parts but it was very obvious what was going on in the film all told the video was 20 minutes long we edited out most of the sex portions because those were unimportant really and I say we I mean Mike and me because of course Kay didn't want to look at her own brother in a porn I didn't care to see Barbara either and thankfully I didn't really have to see any clear picture of her naked though it was obviously her and she was obviously naked we shaved the video down to those parts where it was clearly showing Barbara's face her doing drugs talking about drugs and offering them to Mike her mentioning the date and that this was her passed away husband's house them in bed for a few seconds obviously doing it and the funny part where she made fun of her Taiwanese boyfriend the relevant video clip we made was slightly less than 10 seconds long a few days later Mike went to China to meet up with his parents a week after that as politics go candidates often have to make speeches in front of audiences and Barbara running for a seat in the City Council was no different nobody really cares about city council meetings except other politicians and the few dozen people who go to such things reading up on her quickly I learned that Barbara was presenting herself as a woman of high character a business owner who had set up more than a dozen successful businesses in the area for other immigrants so basically stealing credit for my father's work but back to boring political meetings they're definitely snoozer but if something interesting happens such as the politician saying something Hitler would say someone getting assassinated or I don't know an attractive candidate suddenly randomly appearing in a porn for all to see in real time news travels fast so on the day that Barbara was making her little speech in front of maybe a hundred people at a local hotel conference room the public was invited oh look her boyfriend the mahjong King was there too and all the Barbara's cousins that my dad had sponsored to America and set up for businesses were there - nobody took notice of the young guy in dark sunglasses and beanie sitting in the front row holding a backpack even more so because the room was darkened except for the stage Barbara was going to be the fourth speaker out of maybe six while the first speaker made his speech I silently slid a bazooka Bluetooth speaker out of my backpack and put it near the stage such a speaker is about 20 inches tall eight diameter and when set to maximum can be quite loud I tested it at home to make sure yep it would do as I predicted the level of excitement of the first three speakers was like as entertaining as listening to Jessica Simpson try to rap so it was really a trial to wait for Barbara's turn so she finally gets on stage and talks about being a good family woman and so on I pull out my smartphone and use its projector app along with a homemade projector box I'd built at work so that it could make a nice big image on the close behind wall 10 seconds of Barbara telling us where she was what date it was how delicious ecstasy is what a cuck her boyfriend is and oh god oh god me me me Mikey nice and loud thanks bazooka speaker the audience is so stunned I have time to loop the video and play it again Barbara is standing there with her mouth open eyes wide someone in the crowd yells out in Chinese hey that's Mike everyone knows Mike especially a lot of the ladies just as the crowd is starting to reach a crescendo I grabbed my speaker and projector box stuff them into the backpack and slip out a side door where kay is waiting with her car running before I made this getaway I made sure to shout out this is not a place for you Barbara you go now buh-bye I then went to Kay's house and we were so so happy we got engaged by that weekend I was packed up and moving with Kay to stay with her uncle who lived in a big house near my new school where I am now finishing my degree kay is now a full RN she brings most of the money but soon I'll play a bigger role too from what my aunt tells me Barbara and her boyfriend broke up and by broke up I mean she fled the city because he literally wants to kill her she lost her bid for City Council obviously thanks to an anonymous tip her bordello apartments were also shut down because of Barbara's shame lots of her relatives who own businesses thanks to my dad lost customers and a few have already gone out of business the rest are failing fast my dad's old house fell into foreclosure and now a nice white family lives there they're the only white people on the block so God speed round eyes Barbara's porn gift made the rounds on tons of people's Facebook's before it got deleted because of Community Guidelines Mike shared this trailer all over the Internet to people he knows and in our neighborhood everyone knows one another since it was only a few seconds lots of people also posted it to their Instagram before it got deleted Barbara's life is pretty much Newt the full length version got posted to various pay sites but it hasn't leaked to any free streaming services this is according to Mike never miss an opportunity to make some cash hey yo dad I forgive you for not leaving me that much other than showing me how to be strong and to stand up for myself that was the best inheritance of all see you in heaven unless this stunt makes me for hell instead love Opie Opie I'm sorry you lost both of your parents at such a young age it sounds like your aunt is a wonderful person though I hope you know that and I hope she knows that as well I hope you all enjoyed revisiting the two most popular stories on the KCC channel combined these stories had 2.1 million views and I thank you guys for every single one of them I want to thank both Opie's for posting their stories to the pro revenge subreddit as well you can visit them both at the links in the description down below please go there and give them an upvote once again this is Rob from karma comment chameleon saying thanks for watching if you enjoyed the video please hit that subscribe button drop a like and share it with your friends and we'll see you in the next one

Channel: Karma Comment Chameleon

Views: 108,933

Rating: 4.8831167 out of 5

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Length: 33min 22sec (2002 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 18 2020