TOP TUMBLR POST V28

howdy folks welcome to another episode of top tumblr post today is episode 28 and again it's going to be a really good one i know you all will enjoy it if you do enjoy the video please feel free to drop a like comment what your favorite post or what your favorite edit or your mo favorite moment was uh and subscribe to the channel if you haven't already and without further ado please sit back relax and enjoy the video new yorker one on his death bed bee bada bing new yorker two crying bada boom bada boom jk rowling i shall name him my villain voldemort it is french for fleeing from death indicative of his primary desire to become immortal and the fear that motivates him jk rowling these two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf jk rowling they are called black dog and werewolf mc werewolf the episode was literally written by an openly gay man and miss hack collins liked a tweet saying dean and cass are canon it's not fan service it's genuine you sent this to me a bruce springsteen blog is jake gyllenhaal gay why would you ask us a narnia blog this me on a date so haha when did you realize your standards were this low chinese smoky quartz sunglasses 12th century if i was chilling in the 12th century and i saw someone wearing these i would immediately go into catatonic shock at how cool they looked what if chickens had front facing eyes [Applause] when i was a kid me and my brother were obsessed with ytp and the one time my dad was trying to get us to pose for a family photo and he was like okay now say pingas the destiel confirmation and subsequent sentencing to mega hill has had a greater cultural impact in 12 hours than avengers in game had in general to think we got there i'm weird i'm a weirdo riverdale monologue because jensen knackles was homophobic to espn fans effervescent i'm begging you for an explanation someone wrote an essay about why dean and gave it to jensen to sign he wrote no honoured in sharpie a lesbian wrote a why a novel based on this incident she was successful she got hired on riverdale as a writer she wrote the i'm weird i'm a weirdo episode as well as a lesbian epic rescue from conversion therapy i can't get in lifts with people because i have a sort of faux gear of breathing in people's breath and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher she thought i looked ill i had to freaking reply i prefer people when they are not breathing law teacher thinks i'm planning another murder another murder another mr darcy lived in derbyshire so he sounds like lizzie i love you mooster didn't let wait the places in pride and prejudice are real england is indeed real source impossible to find a frankenstein recipe online that doesn't start with a freaking novel about the guys early life in geneva just give me the ingredients and method me when someone asks what's wrong with me are you ready we all ugly to somebody don't trip ily i love you i l y s m i love you so much d l m o i s t t l o t j i d n f t d s o y d i h b p j f r s g m n e don't let chimio be one i see through the lies of the jedi i do not fear the dark side as you do i have brought peace justice freedom and security to my new empire everybody went through that stage when they first joined tumblr where they were embarrassingly comfortable with adding crappy comments to everything they reblogged omg totally haha that boy you just called a krusty krab his name is patrick four seasons total landscaping potter you were named after the funniest thing i have ever seen i hope that between the crematorium and the dildo store becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible sort of like how we still use the phrase crossing the rubicon 2 000 years after the event some guy on twitter described it as being between a book and a charred place shut your up your lame wedding ring my epic wedding gauntlet [Music] i don't care if scooby-doo 2002 has 30 on rotten tomatoes it will always have 100 in my heart no offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the american civil war don't wear thrasher unless you know this skate icon [Music] my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just update he told her the truth sleep with one eye open i'm going to come for you in your sleep me omfg relax you're a terrible child and i hate you i wish tomorrow was friday blah blah stop of touching my wings i heard this is why they disabled replies bear breaks into house and plays piano let him practice his recital is soon trying to comfort a friend ding dong what is wrong love that poop who is she leak i use the snapchat camera to take selfies the iphone camera captures the real me a me i don't want to see time to put up my halloween decorations lose your selfies all over my house her skin is so nice what eye shadow is this it's a mac pro pigment hearing the word salty in its original context is so weird now because someone could literally just say these pringles are so salty and i'll just be thinking damn who those pringles been vaguely about now spray single solitary ant with an entire can of bug spray me at ant tell your friends me experiencing love this is too spicy parry the platypus the entire tri-state area this is so sad everyone what do you do me opens my dramatic 2 a.m cell phone notes i'm a writer actually isis like stop for real [Music] sorry but if your bed isn't against at least one wall you're not valid tell me something nice if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site chemical spill or other polluted growing medium they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites it's called my core remediation if you do this with edible mushrooms they are no longer technically edible but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies this is called murder and it's usually frowned upon but they won't see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping sorry this was not precisely most people's idea of nice let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever more fricked up world when your crewmates vote you off because they think you're just playing stupid but you really are just stupid you try your best but you don't succeed at least gravity is attracted to me floats away accused of drinkers pp i like the taste accused of drinking sp i like the taste lock him up going back in time and giving cavemen borderline personality disorder a book just fell on my head i only have my shelf to blame santa claus when you're a kid versus santa claus when you're an adult [Music] new set up but not what it says why do boys spit on the ground so much why must they poison our earth trying to play hard to get while being hard to want me says the vaguest most incoherent crap ever me you know what i mean i wish i had a gf a guy theory wishes i was a part of your internet gang so what you did is literally 100 illegal okay but get this i'm a rich white person oh sorry about that sir you're just missing a concert they said it's not like it's a big deal they said it's just a band they said what are you doing with that axe they said me googling a phone number instead of answering it i'm sorry i'm like this looks in the mirror tbh i see you around school sometimes but we never talk rate 8.9 reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you [Music] first date ideas show your date to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit boys hands boys with hands boys with veiny hands the hands of boys no mom i already have a job it's called being hardcore waitress i'm sorry we are all out of mozzarella sticks waitress sir please stop crying you unfollow me because you're afraid of falling in love with me i know people are so petty and then here i am me an angel people your age that look way hotter than you someone saved me from this never-ending nightmare gracefully flips over requests adola anyone would be lucky to have me i love my wife wi-fi me after i've realized things in the year of realizing stuff me walking around outside of my apartment looking for pokemon i hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like me tired angry egg trying to live an honest life let's be real guys if there's ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in warm bodies phone welcome to domino's pizza what can i get for you melania hello phone hi what can i get for you melania he's strong he's passionate he's kind he's a gentleman he loves his country he's boy talk he is telling the truth he is telling the truth [Music] reblog if you cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school i have a question for you guys like are you done like is it over single bells single bells single all the way oh what fun it is to write nothing because i'm single and no one wants to love me on my wedding night me sobbing my wife what's wrong me i can't believe a girl likes me me i'm yelling me really every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk drinking ways and makes me stronger i'm drinking milk right now the term dad bod is offensive i prefer father figure i'm deleting all feelings i don't know her get down on one knee will you be my bro brother that's gay but bruh bro zoned again want to make friends but at the same time no goes out of room grabs food goes back in the room repeats the next day to people who put antlers and a nose on their car for christmas you can't trick me i know that's a car you fool me say it i need to hear those three words library database full text online me shedding tears i love you too you all be quiet i'm trying to be boring me absolutely twisted coming home with a load of swords me waking up the next day with a room full of swords that signals my friends to ask if they want to get coffee with me thank you all so much for watching episode 28 of top tumblr posts again if you enjoyed it please feel free to drop a like comment what your favorite moment was and subscribe to the channel if you haven't already um i think we're you know on our way to 2100 subscribers so you know we're doing really really well i'm really really happy with it uh we have another video coming out tomorrow episode 29 so if you enjoyed this video then you'll enjoy tomorrow's as well and we'll have another pikachu video as well coming next week so if you all are excited let me know in the comments and i will see you all tomorrow with episode 29 of top tumblr post until then have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time it whatever time of day it is for you i will see you all tomorrow with episode 29 peace out guys

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Views: 5,192

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Id: EM1OReMH4pw

Length: 13min 58sec (838 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 13 2020