Top 5 Angry Ross Moments | Friends

front and back one mississippi two mississippi three you sprayed my front twice you never turned no i barely even got the three mississippi mississippi i said count to five mississippi leslie how bad is it ain't that bad yet but it keeps getting darker for the next four hours so how dark is it gonna get well you gotta spray it with two twos and i'm a four yeah but your back's a zero you're gonna want to even that out really you might want to get back in there okay wait wait a minute there's no light on the back wall how do i know when it's going to start hello the same thing happened again you got two more tools lemonade we we used a condom i know i know but you know condoms only work like 97 of the time wha what what well they should put that on the box they do no they don't [Laughter] [Applause] well they should put it in huge black letters okay russ come on let's just forget about the condom oh well i may as well have listen you know what i was really freaked out too when i'm not hey well i'm not freaked out i'm indignant as a consumer you know what let's let's talk later no no i want to talk now okay in fact i want to talk to the president of the condom company okay you know what maybe i should come back yeah i'll press one oh i just wish we hadn't lost those four months but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective we were on that break and for the record it took two people to break up this relationship yeah you and that girl from the copy place which yesterday you took full responsibility for i didn't know what i was taking responsibility for okay i didn't finish the whole letter what i fell asleep you fell asleep it was 5 30 in the morning and you had rambled on for 18 pages front and back oh and by the way y-o-u apostrophe-r-e means you are y-o-u-r means you're you know i can't believe i even thought of getting back together with you we are so over fine by me hey those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on saturday nights playing scrabble with monica hey sorry i just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me oh no don't you worry about me falling asleep i still have your letter i must say it's nice to see you back on your feet well i am that uh and that whole rage thing is definitely behind me i wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our team at the museum oh donald that that would be great i am totally ready to come back to work i what no what are you doing get off my sister here's your scone oh thanks gunther thanks stupid british smackdown did they teach you that in your anger management class okay fine fine if this is what you think forget about the whole three divorce thing okay i'll go to my lawyer's office right now and get this marriage a null okay she means nothing to me nothing nothing okay you just get him go get him okay i am going back in bedrock i'm dead and so young posting that i died that really isn't funny well how you died was funny oh please hit by a blimp it kills over one americans every year okay oh hit me give me the bag hit me joey give me the bag hit me joe i'm not kidding hit me no hit me hit me head me hit me [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] you don't i'm sorry it was a reflex oh my god this this really hurts i couldn't help it when a fist comes at your face you duck look oh what is the matter with you you were supposed to talk why didn't you die why don't we talk about this on the way to the hospital good good yeah maybe while we're there they can check your reflexes oops ross um actually there's something that uh i really need to talk to you about okay shoot okay um all right here's the deal oh no what what is it oh major shampoo explosion uh look ross this really isn't easy oh it's all over everything why why me because you took 300 bottles of shampoo i'm sorry i'm sorry you were saying well yeah okay look it's about me and oh not another one oh my oh and this is moisturizer it's even harder to clean why why do bad things happen to good people wow well clearly this is not a good time do you think amy i i just i just wanted what what are you gonna do no more falafel for you where's the rest of my stuff not like like my um hey this book is mine and and and and that t-shirt you sleep in i'd like that back too yes i do you know how much i love that t-shirt you never even wear that t-shirt i'm just trying to help you move on oh you are a teddy man you are a petty petty petty teddy petty small [Laughter] you are so just doing this out of spite no no no i'm gonna wear this all the time i love this shirt you have not worn that t-shirt since you were 15. it doesn't even fit you anymore oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh okay okay [Applause] if you don't mind i'm gonna take the rest of my stuff and relax in my favorite shirt you have a pleasant evening you ate my sandwich it was a simple mistake it could happen to anyone oh really did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moist maker no do you perhaps remember seeing a note on top of it there may have been a joke or limerick of some kind that said it was my sandwich now now calm down come look in my office uh some of it may still be in the trash what well it was quite large i i i i had to throw most of it away you you you you threw my sandwich away my sandwich my sandwich [Music]

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Length: 10min 14sec (614 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 27 2022