Top 10 Worst Things That Happened to Stewie Griffin

with the deuce welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 worst things to happen to stewie griffin from family guy for this list we're looking at the most terrible awful things ever to happen to this seminal character often at the hands of his friends and family number 10 getting sunburned anyone who's been sunburned before knows just how painful it can be but it probably wasn't worse than what happened to stewie hey stewie nice sunburn god you horse's house when stewie forgets to put on sunscreen he experiences getting a tan for the first time and immediately becomes obsessed with it wow look at me i'm a young eartha kit president johnson bring our boys home from southeast asia it's an unwinnable war he becomes so addicted that he starts tanning every day in his very own tanning bed but when he accidentally falls asleep during one of his sessions he wakes up terribly sunburned uh hey buddy i was just coming to tell you it's time to get out i've been in there for six and a half hours you son of a [ __ ] don't touch me his entire body is red and he can barely move you can practically feel his skin sizzling it's so bad he even has a skin cancer scare write down my final thoughts oh come on i don't have much time ah oh squiggly line in my eye fluid number nine getting a concussion playing football stewie gets upset when a woman at the grocery store mistakes him for a girl excuse me ma'am your little girl dropped her teddy bear what little girl yeah she hates it when she drops that so naturally he begins overcompensating and decides to join a football team what's up dudes stewie what the hell is all this uh only the most manly thing ever a little something called american football is that a michael sam jersey yep two boy names doubly masculine stewie is noticeably smaller than the other kids but insists on being put in the game despite the coach's warnings that he will get destroyed out there brian's cheering and jeering from the sidelines probably doesn't help things much come on stewie give your dog something to post on facebook something to post on facebook let's go during his first play in the game stewie gets terribly concussed and brian and chris try to cover it up all right and nobody's blocking oh my god stewie are you okay back off he may have a concussion a concussion you do me an honor lieutenant but my dance card is full you'd think they'd have known better after the last time the griffins tried to cover up one of stewie's injuries but more on that later number eight losing an ear getting extremely sunburned or concussed may seem pretty bad and stewie pretty much brought those incidents on himself but this one is all brian's fault brian gets out of hand running a club and drunkenly loses stewie on the road brian there you are do you have any idea what time it is stewie was supposed to be in bed two hours ago oh yeah he uh he's um he's he was right here right next to me like four hours ago stewie does manage to make it home on his own but not without losing an ear to a hungry deer hey brian remember me i'm the guy you left standing at the counter at mcdonald's with a bag full of burgers you know it's funny i tried to walk home and um a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and um oh here's where the story gets fun uh you may have noticed i'm missing an ear losing an appendage is bad enough but nothing adds insult to injury like knowing it happened as a result of your best friend's negligence and what's even worse than that is that the family doesn't seem to care about stewie's missing ear or even notice for that matter yeah uh don't worry i don't need to go to the hospital or anything i'll just use this mr potato head piece number seven contracting a disease brian dropped the ball with the whole stewie's ear thing but this time he knew what he was doing feeling that they're drifting apart stewie wants to deepen his bond with brian i think we should hold hands more often there you go we're blood brothers now you happy so they cut their hands and swap blood however things go horribly wrong when stewie wakes up the next morning to discover that brian has given him herpes you son of a [ __ ] you gave me herpes what what are you talking about naturally stewie is furious it's a wonder stewie didn't resort to his old murderous ways when he discovered that brian knew he had herpes before they swapped blood oh hey brian and who's your date wow you must be such a good person to knowingly go out with a herpes-riddled dirt bag ew i'm sorry brian i i've got to go number six getting killed after brian sells him out speaking of brian inflicting intentional harm on stewie this time he gets stewie killed when stewie teleports them to vegas he ends up duplicating them leaving one pair of them nothing but good luck and the other nothing but bad luck oh it's beautiful everything's just so beautiful here ugh this is miserable three-hour delay and a completely full flight don't look at us you pig take your juicy sweatpants and your dirty pillow from home and your bucket of coke and get the hell out of my sight the bad luck versions burn all their cash so they borrow money from a loan shark and can't pay it back the loan shark mistakenly goes after the good versions and when they can't pay him either he offers them a choice as to who will die first and brian wastes no time whatsoever selling stewie out he tells the loan shark to shoot stewie first and he obliges all right enough of this you dog pick which one of you two is gonna die what you can't ask me to decide something like that the life of every being is sacred just like the life fine i'll kill you no no kill him he's a baby he he won't even remember he was alive thankfully there was another stewie available so no harm no foul right hey hey number five being mistreated at daycare that's right it's brian yet again while picking up stewie from his daycare center brian sees just how terrible it is the children are left alone the place is filthy and there are dangerous objects everywhere what did i tell you brian it's a nightmare in here oh my god brian is appalled and demands to speak to the daycare teacher like any good guardian would but when he meets miss emily brian completely changes his tune when he sees how attractive she is excuse me are you miss emily yeah hi who are you uh brian brian steele i was just dropping stewie off oh yeah i should probably go back in there see how everyone's doing i guess ah they're fine brian not only ignores the abuse he also contributes to it just so he can get with miss emily stewie's seen brian do some pretty terrible things in pursuit of a lady but this example is definitely up there as one of the worst oh hi brian i thought you had a busy day at your legal practice oh hey emily yeah i i had some time between cases i thought i'd see how you were doing that's so nice of you let me just put these bags away and throw some saltines in the yard for the kids number four getting no love as brian's manager okay what is this dude's deal does he even like stewie when brian finally finally writes that best seller he's been bragging about for years stewie becomes his manager yeah we're walking in now make sure tom tucker knows he has 20 minutes and he has to only talk about the book no personal questions all right are you okay you good you need anything all right all right we're inside and there is nobody here to greet us stewie does everything for brian yet is met with nothing but ingratitude the more fame brian gets the worse and worse he treats stewie he even leaves stewie alone on the street once to get back to their hotel by himself all because he thinks he should be just as famous as renee zellweger get over here is everything okay no everything is not okay can you figure out what the problem is i i don't i i honestly have no oh god how do you think i feel walking out of the back room of a restaurant and seeing renee zellweger eating in the front room stewie has to endure brian's verbal abuse and even being ruthlessly fired poor stewie i am so sorry i am done with you do you hear me done get out of here now brian please you're fired number three being breastfed by peter though the women in peter's life might be glad he finally attended some sensitivity training stewie would argue that it did much more harm than good now that you've felt a woman's pain the learning can begin the training ignites some extreme motherly feelings in peter and he goes a little crazy trying to um nurture everyone he even goes so far as to try to breastfeed stewie of course it doesn't work and stewie is traumatized by the experience the look on stewie's face when he realizes what is happening really says it all and when he pulls that hair out of his mouth number two being driven to madness by an album cover oh my god i haven't seen this one in forever look at this queen news of the world check it out whoa what's the matter what the hell is that a killer robot monster stewie is so intelligent sometimes it's easy to forget that after all these years he's still just a baby while looking through peter's old album collection stewie comes across the queen album news of the world which absolutely terrifies him does it eat little boys i don't know maybe if it's hungry in stewie's defense a giant killer robot is pretty scary stewie is so terrified by the queen album cover that he is driven literally insane it probably isn't helpful that brian finds the whole thing absolutely hysterical and constantly taunts him with the morning image please tell me you set the timer on the coffee maker because i completely forgot you son of a [ __ ] brian's torture is so relentless it drives stewie to kill rupert and attempt to kill himself just to escape it rupert we won't give that evil robot the satisfaction of killing us we'll go together on our own terms see you on the other side before we unveil our top pick here are some honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions being kept in pants you like this stop it peter you're embarrassing me look i know you're upset but oh my god where's stewie he's around ah let me out of this stink-filled corduroy dungeon it's no fun what is it like italian ice yeah exactly like a sorbet ah that's not lemon yeah it's piss getting fused with rupert and now to test my teleportation pods [Music] oh damn i'm a monster taking a shard of glass to the forehead i think i'm okay oh god somebody do i take it out or do i leave it in do i take it out or do i leave it in before we continue be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos you have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them if you're on your phone make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications number one falling down the stairs while meg and chris are fighting they end up knocking stewie down the stairs rendering him unconscious and giving him a huge gash in his head well i'm off to buy imaginary groceries [Music] do you think he's okay though that first part is an accident the rest is not it's understandable at first that chris and meg panic but at some point you'd think that they'd get their baby brother some real help but they decide the best course of action is to cover up his injury literally they put a hat on him and hope nobody notices oh look at my little cowboy come on stewie up in your high chair boy he must be starving eventually peter finds out and his response is to throw stewie under lois's car to blame the whole thing on her well at least stewie was unconscious for the whole thing cartoon logic am i right hey i just found out it's november what the happened do you agree with our picks check out this other recent clip from watchmojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest [Music] videos [Music] you

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Length: 13min 11sec (791 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 15 2020