TOP 10 Jake and Amy Moments | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

yeah I'm just gonna make some copies in here perfect cover nailed it so apparently the new captain survived and his heart attack not the craziest thing that happened at the precinct today we kissed three hours ago yes we did kiss each other for reals reals reals listen I know you said you don't want to take ops but I really like you I like you too good but why don't we start dating and it makes things weird at work so let's just keep it light and breezy see where it goes totally yeah so how do we keep it light and breezy I know a comprehensive set of rules how am i attracted to you doesn't matter I am go roll one let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first smart rule number two let's not put labels on it we're not boyfriend and girlfriend we're just firms II Ben jingle bin great rule number three let's not have sex right away cool Ames you're two minutes late I called all the emergency rooms I know I went home from your place to shower and I'm so tired that I fell asleep while shaving my legs well we went to bed so early property brothers was over at 10:00 I mean sex we do it she's tired from all the doing it there you are thank God hey did you bring me January 14 2014 detectives Peralta and Santiago conducted surveillance from a rooftop at 397 Barton Street this is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me Jake the night that you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever ready I'm sorry I freaked out and ran away it's okay just because you messed up the practice test doesn't mean you're gonna fail the real I didn't mess it up I got a hunnert and 2% I found a spelling error in one question I gave myself extra credit then why'd you leave because that was the first time it really hit me when I passed the exam I'll actually be a sergeant what if everything changes between us that's why you came here these are so good right now I don't want to screw that up by getting transferred or becoming your boss names I've always known you were gonna be my boss this is your dream from before we were dating and yeah things might change a little but for the better right you can finally get premium cable check out all those shows on epics look you can't be afraid to be successful you're too good for that I love you love you too wait the test we gotta get you out of here great I'm gonna be surgeon have you sergeant you don't have a key for this random roof door do you it's called taxi because it's yellow and it takes you where you need to be drug dealers have gotten so creative it used to just be crack and then they'd be like hey we got a new one what are we gonna call this and they go I don't know crank this is certainly worth following up on Santiago take Boyle in work the case oh but Jake I mean detective Peralta brought in the perp so the point Peralta Boyle can work the case actually sir I think we were kind of hoping we could work the case together oh are you two no longer smooshing booties yes that's exactly I was gonna finish my sentence figured we are still dating it's all aboveboard HR gets daily updates and our bcc'd on all our emails to each other that's why HR Jim keeps high-fiving me we begin we're all great stories begin in the quaint little town a french fry village after that we're gonna move our adventure over to cheeseburger Mountain which consists do you guessed it up turkey burgers I'm kidding it's cheeseburgers this is kind of just stuffing you can avoid that but it's attached to the Thanksgiving turkey theme because I was thinking about that a lot up in the jail and finally we have a big old Passover brisket cuz you know I love my mom if you would all take a seat while I make a toast kindly raise your two liters to freedom to you and most importantly to orange drink and sex with Amy sorry should have said that last part hey honey thanks for bringing Roger back you're very welcome hey by the way amy was really nervous to meet you so don't judge her too harshly for all the weird singing oh no I'm dating my son of a [ __ ] ex-husband Who am I the judge I think she's really great I think you're really great too she's very good at lip-reading I wouldn't say I'm very good I mean deaf people they're the real talents I just can't stop I'll let you guys talk I'll just close my eyes he's leaving our plan worked we saved our own honeymoon and fun bonus we cheered up holt okay it's time to celebrate you know what that means this bee needs a see in her a oh my god this baby needs a coconut nerds oh I thought you were saying this music oh my god that was my reaction all right I'll go get us a couple of coconuts I kept thinking how did anyone swap my key and then it hit me they didn't they swap the safe one of the hand mades I'm assuming fake Charles took my safe and then of Amy deposited a look-alike where did you get fake Charles so he'd help you nothing in fact he gave me something the power of financial freedom I invested in a pyramid scheme it's no time to go into it right now okay so while we all tried to figure out who had the real key fake Charles broke into the safe remove the tracker and led Terry in the whole squad on a wild goose chase my only question is which box is the belt in well good luck figuring it out because the clock is ticking talking it's that one no the dust pattern on top doesn't match its neighbors you see Jake I'm always gonna be one step ahead of you you've lost the ability to surprise me you're just plain boring again we are take on our very loving relationship and it's midnight so I guess I'm an amazing human slash genius yeah although you might want to read the inscription on that there bill why oh no what does it say Amy Santiago will you marry me surprise I'm sorry infused I don't know what's happening right now I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now title your sex tape oh my god I'm shaking I'm definitely gonna cry title your sex tape wait is this really happening is this part of the heist and this is part of the heist I will dump you so hard no please names like it's really happening okay it's not part of the heist I promise this is you are I love how beautiful you are I love your face and I love your but I should've written this down first no no it's okay go on I love how much you pretend to like die hard I like the second one you don't have to okay yeah you're kind and you're funny and you're the best person I know and the best detective also for reals I love your butt I love yours too gross Amy Santiago will you marry me Jake Peralta I will marry you thank you so much hey shirt goes this little [ __ ] escape so that on it teach did you just mmm-hmm did you say mmm-hmm hey Gina just texted me she said weird I didn't even realize they were dating JK's so happy for you [ __ ] so Jake tell us everything did you call any stat first I actually did mr. Santiago I'm calling to inform you that I plan to ask your daughter to marry me but since it's 2017 I am NOT asking for your permission as she is not your property nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes she's a strong independent woman and she don't need no man that being said I truly hope she says yes but it's her decision so just back off oh that was perfect What did he say I have no idea I left a voicemail I'm terrified of him not to talk out of turn but I think I get credit for giving Jake the idea to propose a day in a kitchen so what I'm saying is vanilla yogurt is good but pair it with a blueberry yogurt and both of them taste even better did it yes I did not get it but speaking of yogurt you've eaten six GPS devices this week you should definitely see a doctor what mmm look Sarge I think everyone knows that I planted the idea in Jake's head eight years ago oh hi I'm starting today detective Santiago Oh detective Peralta welcome aboard I'm hearing wedding bells hi detective Boyle I actually really slowed things down it took like four years for me to forget that memory yeah my own worst enemy look no one gave me the idea I decided to ask Amy to marry me all on my own on April 28th there's a typo in this crossword puzzle I don't get it seems pretty normal I don't know what to tell you that's just when I knew romantic epiphanies you're dope Thank You Rosa please be seated friends colleagues gawking New Yorkers we are here today to celebrate the marriage of Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago I've known you both for the last five years and it has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting childish rivalry evolved into a distracting childish courtship and now into what I'm sure will be a distracting childish marriage I'm proud of you and I love you both permission to say it back permission granted you

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Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 25 2019