Top 10 Funniest Ken Quotes in the Barbie Movie

I'll take a high level high paying job with influence please okay you'll need at least an MBA and a lot of our people have phds isn't being a man enough welcome to Ms Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the funniest strangest and most energetic Lines uttered by beachcan in the 2023 film watch out for spoilers bet you can't do a flip like that Ken what number 10 Beach off Ryan Gosling's Beach can and simulu's tourist can were Rivals long before the Ken War slash dance off the two are uselessly competitive for reasons they probably don't even know though the jealousy seems one-sided I made a double bet with Ken and can't make me look uncool in front of him Ken's not cool he is to me tourist can can backflip and has hair so perfectly quaffed that it can sparkle so we totally see why beachcan would be filled with Envy the first time we see them Face Off is after he epically fails to run into the plastic water and Taurus can quickly taunt him about it oh looks like this beach was a little too much Beach for you Ken if I wasn't severely injured I would beat you off right now Ken I'll beat you off with you any day Ken hold my ice cream Ken there's the obvious innuendo but the funniest part is just how serious they are about beaching each other off but Barbie steps in before we get to see who comes out on top sorry we had to number nine playing guitar at Barbie come on in I'll play the guitar at you oh yay during the Ken's takeover we saw different types of stereotypical guys like the one who loves to talk about the Godfather and the guys who mansplain everything but one of our favorites is Guitar Guy Ken who nonchalantly tells Barbie he's going to play the instrument at her Ryan Gosling's delivery of the ridiculous line and his intense eye contact while playing make this one of the best scenes of the movie well fur no I'm not here no not well I still need you around when Ken started strumming and singing Matchbox 20's push you better believe the audience erupted in laughter cut to four hours later when all the cans are harmonizing to their respective Barbies on the beach progressively freaking out when their ladies Wander over to other kins does the title of long-term distance casual low commitment girlfriend mean nothing number eight just a dude Ken is Overjoyed to see a world that celebrates men and Horses of course but as he tries to get one of those fancy careers he realizes that his gender simply isn't enough you guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well no no we're uh we're doing it well yeah we just uh hide it better now back home in Kingdom land formerly known as Barbie land he finds the power he was looking for teaching his fellow Ken's the ways of a patriarchal society he's just being a dude no actual skills or certifications needed and you know what he goes about it in entirely the wrong way we were happy to see him feel good about himself and in the end it all works out Ken is yes can is me we're not sure where his I am enough hoodie came from but we'll take one please number seven crying's not weak it was hard running stuff I didn't love it despite a misguided attempt to permanently establish patriarchy and Barbie land Ken eventually proves he is more evolved than some people think after the Barbies restore their leadership he's overwhelmed and sheds some tears okay he's full on sobbing and those mini fridges are so small you can only fit a six pack of them in the freezers are amazingly useless but as Barbie learned in the real world crying is good for you even though it's sometimes perceived as a more feminine expression of emotion and problematically looked down upon Ken doesn't seem ashamed and knows it isn't an act of weakness I'm a liberated man I know crying's not weak he may be easily influenced by toxic masculinity but he's also emotionally intelligent we love that last part for him I'm really sorry I took you for granted oh number six this can can't do flips we get both those things incorrectly and I bet in the opposite direction yeah which way is that you don't even know one thing about tourist can that drives Beach can nuts is his ability to do sick flips which beach can apparently cannot do himself he admits as much while stereotypical Barbie tries to get him to understand that he needs to be his own person without her I only exist within the warmth of your gaze without it when just another Blood guy who can't do flips but Mattel quite literally created Ken for Barbie something Greta growing ingeniously incorporated into the film's narrative in the end he seemingly understands that he's a separate person or doll from the protagonist and inspires the other Ken's to follow suit honestly maybe the dude just needed to learn how to do some flips pen oh hey Barn hi how much did that did you see we saw the whole thing let's get you up on your feet kid number five his job is Beach Barbie seemingly doesn't invite Ken to join her on her journey to the real world but that doesn't stop him from going anyway as he's pleading his case to be her travel companion he reminds her that she might need him a beach professional posing an important question you're just gonna Slow Me Down what if there's Beach you'll need someone who's a professional in that weather Ken actually thinks Barbie wouldn't be able to navigate The Sands of California on her own is unclear he could just be using his limited expertise to justify his presence shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize you're very brave Kevin thank you Barbie one of the things Ryan Gosling made abundantly clear about Ken is that his job is Beach no no no no not a beach related profession like lifeguard Surfer or even an instructor of some kind it's just Beach and to be fair there was beach in the real world oh I'm not trained to go over there I'm trained to stand confidently right here there's nobody in danger here and even if there were I'm not trained to save them then I can't hire you I can't even beat him number four Mojo Dojo Casa house Barbie returns to her Homeland with human guests Gloria and Sasha to see there's been a drastic change not only are all the Barbies embracing being so-called quote helpful decorations Ken has taken over her pristine dream house and turned it into a cluttered man cave this shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa house you don't have to say dojo and house and Casa but you do because it feels good here's Mojo Dojo Casa house features random exercise equipment and a mini fridge loaded with brewsky beers and like pretty much everything else in kendam the redundantly named Abode is western themed Barbie's understandably upset but Ken doesn't back down and oh so generously offers her a relationship on his specific terms you can say if you want as my bride wife or my long-term low commitment distance girlfriend this one reversal is entertaining but it's also kind of kind of breaking at least he Brew all the bro time before the patriarchy the crumbles every night is boys night number three a girlfriend boyfriend sleepover wow you can go now the months leading up to the July 2023 release of Barbie were filled with anticipation especially as trailers gave us a lot to get excited about seeing Ryan Gosling's Ken trying and failing to spend the night with Barbie was instantly iconic I thought I might stay over tonight [Music] the way he says girlfriend boyfriend is so innocent and childish that we can't help but laugh every time we hear it his smile doesn't falter when he immediately admits that he has no idea what they would do at this hypothetical sleepover Gosling proved to everyone who doubted him that he is the perfect Ken because he's as hilarious as he is talented and playful I gotta go number two he's just Ken the Barbie soundtrack is one undeniable Banger after another but if there's one song we'd leave on repeat it would be I'm just Ken the power ballad that blew everyone away I have feelings that I can't explain driving me insane it begins with beachcan lamenting his insecurities and ends with all of the Ken standing proudly hand in hand singing their hearts out we may have been gifted with a preview before the release but it still didn't prepare us for the show-stopping performance [Music] fight for me it's difficult to choose just one line that we love more than others but Ken saying that he's great at doing stuff is up there my name's Ken and so am I might just take the cake though [Music] I'm [Music] before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions Sublime a word we did not expect would be part of Ken's vocabulary oh okay Sublime Ken's nether regions that's right all of them I do not have a vagina and he does not have a penis we don't have genitals that's okay yeah yeah whatever yeah I have all the janitors man doctor his misplaced confidence is next level no I won't let you do just one appendectomy but I'm a man but not a doctor please no can I talk to a doctor you are talking to a doctor can you get me a coffee no and I need a cookie pen and a white coat and a sharp thing no there he is Doctor somebody gets security Ken's Beach battle war cry remember he is the professional when it comes to Beach see you admiration we're sure Barbie would love to experience the same non-threatening attention I feel what can only be described as admired but not Hoggle and there's no undertone of violence before you subscribe to our Channel and refined for Oak videos or all of them if you're on your phone make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications number one patriarchy and horses why didn't Barbie tell me about patriarchy which to my understanding is where men and horses run everything everything about Ken's perception of the patriarchy is wild like his utterly hilarious reaction to being at time he also mistakenly makes a connection between men and horses that somehow make sense to him at first they thought the real world was run by men and then there was a minute where I thought it was run by horses but then I realized that horses are just men extenders as it turns out Ken's new smug Persona is more Prof than we thought in triarchy after realizing he overestimated the role of horses in his understanding of the concept clearly that didn't stop him from making nearly everything about the creatures though down to the lining of his fojo Mojo make I look so stupid no oh you look so cool what Ken quote had you crying with laughter how many times have you blasted I'm just Ken at full volume spread the kenergy in the comments below do you agree with our picks check out this other recent clip from mismo Joe and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos [Music] yeah yeah

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Length: 12min 55sec (775 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 17 2023