Top 10 Craziest Things Randy Marsh Has Done

with the possible exception of Eric Cartman Stan Marsh's eccentric father Randy is arguably South Park's most insane resident hey guys i'm rebecca from watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 craziest things Randy Marsh has done before we begin we publish new content every day so be sure to subscribe to our Channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos get ready for the funniest stupidest and most extreme things mr. Marsh has done throughout South Park's run and I guess if you're not caught up a spoiler alert just an order anyway let's see how bad it is number 10 the Little League fights when Stan takes up Little League baseball with the other boys Randy comes to every game but not because he wants to support a son what do you want to do huh what do you want to do Randy don't Randy takes personal pride in getting into drunken fist fights with the other dads of the opposing teams rather than focus on supporting his son Randy manages to make the games all about him and his fights which become increasingly violent and ridiculous to the point that it becomes a matter of personal honor for him Randy [Music] fortunately Stan wasn't all that invested in baseball to begin with heaven help him if he had been your the greatest number nine buying a blockbuster you got your sci-fi comedies buddy flakes chick flicks all on blu-ray or DVD randy has made plenty of brash decisions in the past but impulsively buying a blockbuster is one of the most tactless especially in a time when the market for Home Video is dying it's Halloween everyone rent scary movies on Halloween despite the inevitable lack of customers Randy is adamant about running the store the best he can according to industry experts many rural areas don't have the bandwidth to support DVD quality video and streaming services and won't for years to come making DVD rentals still the best movie watching option he paid good money for it and it's a mistake he refuses to admit to from his shining esque fallin to insanity to the store ultimately burning down after losing it all and freezing up outside he seems to cut his losses and all things considered take it well what do you want for McDonald's chicken nuggets number eight dear ailing a production of wicked Randy figures out the effect that stage musicals can have on the sex drive of men's wives whoa and naturally decides to write the ultimate subliminally sexual and musical to achieve greater results for men everywhere his plan backfires when his daughter Shelly goes to see a musical with a boy most fathers want to protect their daughters from boys but not all of them overturn an entire musical performance and assault the orchestra and cast all while wearing a spider-man costume the icing on the cake Shelly's date dies as a result nice one Randy number seven hiring an actor to manipulate Stan Randy has the difficult task of educating Stan about the dangers of drugs but rather than simply explain the dangers to him Randy hires an actor to play Stan's drug addict future self as a way to scare Stan away from drugs I can still remember when I was five and you both found that squirrel I'd been keeping in the closet and you let me keep it for another week and then it ran away but I know it's just what you told me I knew mom actually let it out how could he possibly know all that unless he is our son from the future Stan inevitably discovers the truth but Randy commits to the lie instead of coming clean to his son and goes to extreme lengths to sell the lie to the point that he cuts off the actors hand when Stan appears to do the same son enough Randy finally does sit down with Stan and talk honestly with him like a good father and chopping aside number six obsession with cooking shows after binging a smorgasbord of shows on the Food Network Randy takes to cooking with the enthusiasm of a sexual fetish what I have for you is a nice goat cheese and heirloom tomato frittata and we're gonna top that with a little creme fraiche yeah it may seem out of character for the childish alcoholic but nevertheless the hobby consumes his life to the point where he doesn't sleep and neglects his family this is my take on a pizza it's an Asian slaw on flatbread deconstructed and topped with a nice parmesan aioli his obsession with perfecting his culinary delights gets him a job as the school cafeteria chef but his dishes are far too ambitious today we're gonna be making the students my tasty baked ziti with basil and fresh mozzarella his ambition is almost admirable but there's something inherently disturbing about his love for his trademark creme fraiche and the pleasure that cooking gives him number five forcing Stan to kill an alien most days want to help their boys win contests but not all of them steal a superconducting magnet from the Large Hadron Collider to boost their kids pinewood derby car Randi steals the spotlight from his son when the car hits warp speed and catches the attention of a supposed alien criminal when the alien takes them hostage and forces them to build another car Randi fashions a shank and encourages his nine-year-old son to commit murder Randi takes it further afterwards by micromanaging how the world spends the alien stolen space loot oh yeah and nuking Finland it appears to have been destroyed what oh my god not Finland number for dropping the biggest deuce Randi takes great pride in any accomplishments as evidenced when he preserves the largest stool he or anyone has ever passed for his friends and family to admire your crap officially weighs 8.6 Purex his conceit over his creation brings him to tears and is stronger even than his love for his own children the only thing I ever made that was any good thanks a lot dad you're welcome Randi soon adjusts his diet and lifestyle with the hopes of producing a second larger turd to reclaim his stolen title from Bono the result is tremendous he produces an inhumanly massive crap and swirls up the monster as he passes it my god we all knew Randy was full of it but that's ridiculous number three leading a double life as Lord the final joke of season 18 second episode was simple enough Randy poorly imitating Lord at the boys party as a last resort but Parker and stone took the joke to new heights in the follow-up when they revealed that Randy through the use of auto-tune and vocal enhancements truly was the New Zealand singer used his program to import the recordings I make on my phone yeah yeah feeling good on Wednesday as the brainchild of one of music's more unconventional female artists Randy fuses messages of progression and empowerment with more mundane ideas like helping unload the car and feeling good on a Wednesday genius satirical writing yah-yah-yah [Music] [Music] Stan number two being offensive on national television having made it to the bonus round on a live episode of wheel of fortune Randy is a single letter away from victory I know it but I don't think I should say it five seconds mr. Marsh with initial reluctance but eventual confidence he shouts out the highly offensive expletive to the shock of everyone watching including his family friends and many african-americans Oh ooh daggers of course daggers right can we cut to the blender is amplified to even worse implications when taking into account that Randy's category was people who annoy you in Randy's defense did you consider naggers first apologize kiss it you want me to kiss you that's right apologized faced with the prospect of winning big big money would you not do the same no probably well we hope not well gave it my best shot nothing makes me laugh harder than gameshow fails however nothing makes me cringe harder than what's in our number one entry and some of our honorable mentions let's check those out [Music] mornin Joe how's the moment doin guard neighbor just planted some purple skunky cush harvested the super Hindu haze last week well that's fine Joe just fine I got a fever but it's under control we must let the economy know that we are capable of respecting it no more needless spending the economy is our Shepherd we shall not want she's beautiful number one purposefully contracting testicular cancer when a medicinal marijuana dispensary opens in the town Randy goes beyond the limits of even the most insane pot heads to qualify for a prescription just gonna get a little bit of cancer Stan tell mom it's okay trying every creative trick he can think of to contract cancer Randy soon resorts to zapping his cojones with microwave radiation his blatant disregard for his own health pays off and he uses his cancer ridden man parts not only to qualify for weed but to travel around town - that is nice that is nice Randy Jesus Randy your boss it isn't long before he brags about his privileges to the other men and they follow his example look around these men all have cancer it's no coincidence that when this building changed the rise in cancer went up well they don't call them high hopes for nothing contracting cancer for weed I got nothing all right tell who's your favorite Randy Marsh moments be sure to LIKE and subscribe and check out this handy South Park playlist to keep cringing you

Channel: WatchMojo.com

Views: 915,609

Keywords: Craziest Things Randy Marsh Has Done, Crazy Things Randy Marsh Has Done, Crazy Things Randy Marsh Did, Crazy Things Randy Marsh, Dumbest Things Randy Marsh Has Done, Funniest Randy Marsh Moments, Randy South Park, Stan’s Dad South Park, Stan’s Dad Moments, Randy Marsh Moments, Funny South Park Moments, Funny Randy Marsh Moments, Best Randy Marsh Episodes, South Park Moments, South Park, Animated, Cartoon, Comedy, TV, WatchMojo, Viral, Countdown, lists, listicles, top 10

Id: MFZPwl7K9U8

Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 12 2019