Top 20 Most Hilarious Things Randy Marsh Has Said

because often the adults of South Park are more idiotic than the children welcome to watchmojo.com and e marsh quotes for this list we'll be looking at the funniest strangest and most absurd quotes that Stan's father has ever uttered during the show's run of over two decades Randy Marsh has transformed into a fan favorite and a top ten just wouldn't do him justice so here's our top 20 number 20 hey Sharon by far one of Randy's most iconic and recurring quotes is of course calling for his wife hey hey Sharon Sharon you got to come to see this weather he's made a terrible mistake or achieved what he considers to be a great accomplishment one of his go-to moves is to call for Stan's mother Randy and his wife often have the most hilarious exchanges on the show so whenever Randy yells for Sharon we know were in for a good time we've heard him say it many many times throughout the series and it never fails to draw a laugh that's pretty cool number 19 time to show you some Tengri tea Randy's marijuana business tegrity farms was the focus of an entire episode in season 22 when Randy becomes fed up with changes in South Park he convinces Sharon to sell their home and live on a cannabis farm let's move out to the country go back to simple living when things mattered like hard work integrity but soon after starting his business he finds out that vaping has grown in popularity in response Randy decides to take down a nearby vape manufacturer and show them the true meaning of integrity you try and take my way of life time to show you some tag rity Randy's pronunciation of the word integrity all throughout the episode is hilarious and this scene made it all the more memorable if you're gonna fight for your Tegrity don't forget to bring a down number 18 God why do the economically challenged always have to screw up everything when the town receives bad publicity Randy becomes obsessed with having a Whole Foods Market come to South Park to spruce it up um yes my name is Randy marsh and we would like to try and get a Whole Foods in our town first however the town has to prove to the inspector that it's worthy this includes building a luxurious shopping district right around Kenny's home to give it a rustic feel and attract hipsters hearing that the owner of city wok is using child labor and could ruin his plan Randy lets his exact feelings be known well at least he said economically challenged right number 17 there are a lot of boobs out there son after the boys of South Park notice baby's boobs they quickly regress into cavemen versions of themselves grunting and fighting for dominance Randy is quick to realize what's going on and has to step in and talk to his son about life and the various types of boobs or ahta that are likely to come and go there are a lot of boobs out there son but they're just boobs your friends are forever seeing him give his son an abridged version of the birds and the bees talk is hilarious but what's even funnier is how Sharon seems to think it's somehow romantic number 16 celebrate good Obama come on Randy often has his funniest scenes while drunk when the town learns that Obama won the election they have a drunken party in the middle of the street waving signs that read change and chugging from kegs in case you couldn't tell the town got really into Obama but especially Randy he showcases this by drunkenly stumbling through the street at butchering his own politically remixed version of celebration by cooling the game while filling up his beer Randy really does seem like a college kid trapped in an adult's body sometimes number 15 this was something I made Randy often goes all-in on whatever crazy thing he tries and this held true when he decided to set the record for the biggest crap ever take him when he narrowly loses the world record for biggest crap - bono who's later revealed to be literal crap himself it affects Randy far more than it should mourning the loss of the record he expresses his feelings about his creation this was something I made something that came from me that a part of me the only thing I ever made that was any good what makes this even funnier is the fact that he says it directly to Stan implying that he was prouder of poop than his own son number 14 we didn't listen when Stan accidentally crashes a boat into the world's biggest Beaver Dam it causes a disastrous chain reaction the water floods into the nearby town of Beaverton and scientists assume it was the result of global warming as panic spreads and people bemoaned the fact that they ignored all the warnings brandy feels compelled to join in while stuck in traffic the funniest part has to be the fact that he goes through the trouble of rolling down his window yelling and rolling it all the way back up come on number 13 I wish Jaden Smith was my son when the kids of South Park learn about salacious true crime shows that feature reenactments Stan becomes afraid Randy will kill Sharon if his parents watch it he blocks the channel with a question that no adult can answer how do you tame a horse in Minecraft what the with the help Randy begs fan to lift the lock explaining that he would never kill his mom because of course he would leave too much evidence and get caught Stan's refusal leads Randy to angrily list all the great things about Jaden Smith and what a cooler son he'd be well then maybe you should go live with Jaden Smith dad I wish I could I wish I could live with Jaden Smith so I could be rich and I wouldn't have to live in a boring sexless marriage where all your mom and I do is piss each other off number 12 creme fraiche one of Randy's most entertaining traits is just how obsessive he gets with his interests and the 14th episode of season 14 encapsulate s' this behavior when Randy gets into cooking he really gets into it and we're gonna top that with a little creme fraiche oh yeah Randy's newfound obsession makes him quit his job and work in the boys cafeteria where he creates his own show entitled cafeteria fraiche his show is complete with its own intro and theme song which is basically Randy saying lalala and fresh in an accented voice while being somewhat turned on by his own cooking [Music] yeah number 11 water and bread and margaritas when the recession hits South Park many townspeople take to the streets to preach about the correct path forward but Randy is the most successful of the bunch he's the first to embrace minimalism and spread his expertise by preaching about buying only the necessities to the townspeople while pointing fingers to those who are to blame it is time to stop pointing fingers finger-pointing gets us nowhere Steve Randi dressed in a robe reminiscent of ancient times declares that the townspeople need to cut back on lavish expenses and only buy what they need to survive food water and of course alcoholic beverages of the tequila based variety cut spending to only the bare essentials water and bread and margaritas yay number 10 Stan I've never been able to say this before in one of the greatest South Park episodes of all time the boys become obsessed with taking down an overpowered character in World of Warcraft who's so strong he can kill game masters and advents Randy not to be left out starts playing the game at work in the outside world I'm a simple geologist but in here I am Falcon defender of the Alliance he's eventually tasked with an important mission to deliver the sword of a thousand truths to his son dad I've never been able to say this before but I love you son dying in game in the process Randy delivers a heartfelt speech to Stan over his mic complete with painful gurgles and death cries all in the middle of a Best Buy you have to love his commitment number nine why don't we have the players just wear bras one of the funniest things about South Park is how unaware and dense the town's folk are this is put on full display after the town bans kickoffs in football to prevent injuries oh yeah we don't want our kids getting hurt playing football but I think I have a way to make it even better why don't we have the players just wear bras Randy sarcastically suggests making the sport even safer by adding bras and tinfoil hats which the townspeople take seriously and make an actual sport complete with a theme song Randy continues to suggest more ridiculous ideas with no one seeming to notice his sarcastic tone but this country's number one priority should be making football safer in normal South Park fashion this joke goes way further than it should and Randy somehow ends up head coach of the Denver Broncos sarcastaball team oh yeah I'm just the guy who invented sarcastaball there's no way I know how to coach it number eight I am Lord the first time Lord is introduced in the show is at Stan's birthday party where Randy appears to dress up as her the adults seem to believe it's the real Lord while the kids have some doubts regarding her singing skills and attractiveness Randy takes the stage simply saying that he's Lord again and again it's one of Brandis best moments because it showcases how ridiculous a character he is and the extreme lengths he'll go to the show ended up running with the joke and making Randy the actual Lord in their world which only makes this quote even better Norden number 7 Stanley you call your friend an this instant joining the Mountain Scouts the boys are placed in troop number 69 with big gay al as their Scoutmaster some of the parents are worried about Big Al's intentions however leading to distrust unfortunately the boys have picked up on some of his habits including his penchant for nicknames in the car with their parents Stan calls Cartman a silly goose queue Randy's extreme reaction of stomping on the brakes and yelling at his son to call his friend a more appropriate name what makes this quote so funny is just how serious Randy is about preferring that Stan cusses friend out you call him an like a normal kid Stanley you call your friend an this instant that's better number 6 there was a ghost Randy has never been a particularly good liar but some of his attempts at covering up the truth are worse than others when Randy becomes addicted to a particular solo activity the town's internet connection goes out forcing him and his family to move into an Internet refugee camp do they have internet here named Marsh service provider net zero alright stay in line once you're inside Red Cross volunteers will direct you to your campsite after sneaking into the computer cabin to his thrills the counselors and his family catch him in the act never one to admit fault Randy comes up with the best excuse he can it's obviously a lie but that doesn't stop him from trying number five have you ever tried marijuana well maybe it's time one of Randy's signature traits is recommending worse ideas to his son when Stan does something he doesn't approve of a prime example comes when the boys start a boy band called which let's be honest is a red flag already Randy having personal experience in this domain due to his own failed boy band the ghetto Avenue boys desperately tries to deter the kids from continuing he does this by recommending other pastimes instead leave it to Randy to recommend his son get into illegal drugs instead of forming a boy band have you ever tried marijuana no well maybe it's time number four it's called the Smorgasburg andy disapproves of Stan and his Grandpa's new addiction to free mobile games that include microtransactions he lectures them on their addictive tendencies while holding firm that his own drinking isn't a problem because it's classy Randy blames the addiction on Stan's grandpa even as he circles around two shots of beer and glasses of wine on the table it's called the tasting and it's classy Stan calls him out on this but Randy shuts him down defending his own problem by calling it elegant the best part is him dropping the shot glass and the wine Jager Bomb style and chugging it down afterwards classic Randy I am NOT chugging beer I'm sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing it's called as mortgage fine and it's elegantly cultural number three just gonna get a little bit of cancer Stan when South Park gets medical marijuana for the first time Randy is desperate to get a medical license what's the doctor how do most people get cancer well there's a lot of ways you can get cancer yeah but what's the quickest way but since he needs a condition to get approved for a medical license he comes up with the ballsy plan of giving himself cancer he tries various methods of self-harm to accomplish this such as microwaving his balls and frying himself in the Sun when Stan expresses concerns and tells him to come inside Randy reassures him and tells him not to worry leave it to Randy to assume that the benefits of having cancer namely smoking marijuana outweigh the risks just gonna get a little bit of cancer Stan tell mom it's ok number two what seems to be the officer problem for second place we returned two more drunk Randy shenanigans while the boys attend a karate class Randy has the idea to go drinking instead of watching thoroughly drunk he decides to drive the boys home and is pulled over by a cop in the process as the cop approaches Randy confidently reassures the children he's got the situation under control but proceeds to blow any semblance of sobriety with the first words that come out of his mouth license and registration please what seems to be the officer problem it was probably the worst thing he could have said and for that reason it remains one of the funniest and most iconic Randy quotes before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions how come we never have a night where we don't watch any TV and we just do stuff together and eat and drink we have that stand it's called Friday night kegger [Music] before we continue be sure to subscribe to our Channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos you have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them if you're on your phone make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications number one I thought this was America drunk Randy also ends up topping our list this time while attending his son's Little League games Randy takes it upon himself to be a trash-talking dad who starts drunken brawls in the stands and trains to be the best fighter he can be after these fights Randy is dragged away in handcuffs bloody and in only his underwear slurring his words as he else to the cops about his country's freedoms the best part he does this all over Colorado in different cities always in his underwear always bloody and always exclaiming that he thought this was America do you agree with our picks check out this other recent clip from watch mojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos you

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Length: 15min 43sec (943 seconds)

Published: Mon May 04 2020