Top 10 Funniest Eric Cartman Songs

you know Eric we've been thinking a lot about you lately and well that's why we wrote this list welcome to watchmojo.com and today we'll be counting down our picks for the top 10 Eric Cartman songs [Music] before we begin we publish new videos every day so be sure to subscribe for more great content for this list where membrane some of the most indelible serenades featuring our favorite foul-mouthed elementary student these songs could be original pieces thought up by Cartman himself or covers of timeless classics since some of these songs are a smidge unsavory we're adding a mature warning just to be safe number 10 in the ghetto when Stan Kyle and Eric make their way over to Kenny's house for a sleepover Eric can't resist taking jabs at Kenny's impoverished neighborhood singing Elvis Presley's in the ghetto Eric takes delight in the melodic Verve of his own voice without any connaissance of his volume getting shush by Stan doesn't seem to stir any manners either Eric's awful manners as a house guest are slightly ironic since he has no idea that he and the boys were actually sent over to Kenny's house to catch Kenny's dreaded chickenpox their moms want them to catch it while they're young oh yeah catch what nothing okay come on it and I was just making dinner number nine I'm not the poorest kid in school looking brighter gray skies are turning blue cuz I'm not a turkey just tell Cartman that he's not the poorest kid at school and the boy is stoked after Kenny moves to another town eric learns with butters that he's now the poorest kid at South Park Elementary suffice it to say that Cartman just can't even wet well the arrival of the even less fortunate Jacob hallory calls for the first version of this tune it's Kenny's return that allows for Cartman to really rejoice his self-serving bliss gets his fingers snapping and his toes that happen and in true South Park fashion this moment of levity is cut short by a giant reptilian bird that swoops down and kills poor Kenny thus returning Cartman to his social status as the poorest kid in school number 8 Somalian pirates we could ever forget Cartman's rollicking high seas adventure with a band of Somalian pirates it's these times of adventure when Cartman proves that his musical chops are as sharp as his Cutlass will bust your balls Somalian pirates wee while pillaging and plundering the Indian Ocean with cutlasses and lightsabers Cartman and his crew make time for a boisterous sea shanty that'll blow you down and rouse your spirits can we get a yo-ho-ho and a tricky lot II do being a dastardly pirate is like second nature for Eric Cartman and although this song might have been more fitting for 17th century Caribbean pirates Cartman's seafaring musical vigor landed him on a high note that would make a Jolly Roger grin number seven [ __ ] hoping to become rich and famous Cartman Stan Kyle and Kenny hopped into the boyband bandwagon and formed the infamous [ __ ] Wendy also joins the band as does Stan's musical dad Randy completely oblivious to the innuendo of the band's name the fab 4th graders performed just one concert at the South Park Mall singing their only song also called [ __ ] [Music] although the band never quite soared to success the way Cartman imagined it arguably paved the way for future musical endeavors like his Christian rock band faith plus one [Music] number six oh holy night [Music] there's a break Cartman's enchanting a majestic rendition of this Christmas classic is as heartwarming as it is hysterical likewise Cartman is as clumsy as he is stupid as he keeps forgetting the words throughout the song [Music] daaah poorly dressed and accompanied by a chorus of Christmas angels Cartman sings the story of baby Jesus [Music] the result is comparable only to the sensation of soft sweet honey being poured in your ear by a pair of fluttering turtle doves the spirit of Christmas has been with the South Park boys in many seasons with Cartman's adorable love for the holidays showcased when he sings along with good ol mr. Hankey aboard the Pooh to Train number five give life a try while poor Eric is having relationship troubles with Heidi the rest of South Park is worried about distracted driving awareness plus there's an idiot president who keeps tweeting stupid things that could cause World War three bothered by everyone being distracted from serious issues Cartman picks up the microphone and addresses the lack of attention he's getting later in the school auditorium tweek and Craig sing a song about putting down your phone while being president because if you're a president and you're constantly tweeting incoherent childish drivel and you probably shouldn't be a president [Music] Cartman steps in once more with a freestyle rap reminding people not to be distracted from his relationship issues Oh number for you and Cthulhu like most fourth graders Cartman dreams of being a superhero and joining forces with the ruler of darkness the evil hate-filled Cthulhu as the [ __ ] Cartman befriends the interdimensional destroyer of worlds and together they set off on a fantastic adventure to rid the world of all the things that Cartman hates and what would this Odd Couple adventure be without a kick-ass anime inspired theme song [Music] Cartman's peppy little spirit soars as he rides the winged tentacled Cthulhu on a worldwide crusade of blood and carnage [Music] you want to enjoy the song again and again as it brings back those beloved memories of Justin Bieber meeting his doom and being crushed into oblivion that's him so long Justin Bieber you little douche bag number three heat of the moment my best friend in the whole world it's Kenny mcCormick and he's sick right now he's real sick Cartman rags on Kenny a lot but deep down he really loves his muffled little friend so much so that he speaks to Congress when Kenny falls terminally ill in this heartfelt moment and adorable sniffling Cartman finds the right words in the timeless song by the 80s band Asia it was the he of the moment telling me what your heart man the heat of the moment shone in your head members of Congress join in the chorus and begin to understand the importance of stem cell research then again maybe it was just the hunger of the moment when Cartman totally didn't care about Kenny and instead used stem cells to make a Shakey's Pizza wah-wah it's still an awesome 80s throwback though number two minorities at my water park what has happened to this place [Music] anymore Cartman loves his waterpark but when he discovers it occupied with various ethnic people's he quickly spirals into a harrowing disconsolate stupor of vexation the tides have turned and he's become a minority within his own water park somehow though through the woeful thicket of bewilderment Cartman musters his feelings into the enduring ballot of our time [Music] this was our land our dream our dream and it take Cartman sings his fat little heart out well as fat little hands struggle to grasp at the concept of different cultures coexisting within one water park Cartman may be a naive little fourth grader but you can't deny his talent for turning has sometimes narrow-minded views into shiny musical pearls [Music] before we reveal our final pic here are a few honorable mentions [Music] look at me didn't we beautiful dad number 1 Kyle's mom's a [ __ ] in the South Park movie Cartman's hatred of Kyle's mom is eloquently expressed in this fan favorite musical number when Cartman originally sang this on the small screen it was when he was pissed off at Kyle's mom for ruining Christmas but this time she started a war with Canada putting Terrance and Phillip in danger [Music] in the big screen rendition Cartman capers around the playground and around the world with gusto and finesse declaring what a big old [ __ ] Kyle's mom is this had to be our number one pick simply because it captures the essence of Cartman's brazen persona Cartman isn't just a musical virtuoso the world needs he's the one it deserves oh what a frightfully witty song [Music] do you agree with our picks check out these other great clips from watch mojo and subscribe for new videos every day

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Length: 11min 2sec (662 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 16 2018