Top 10 Chappelle's Show Sketches (Explicit)

let's start the show you can't have a conversation about sketch comedy series without mentioning this comedians short-lived show all of the stan is fairly apart welcome to watchmojo.com and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 sketches from Chappelle's Show 1 Nick big deal [ __ ] come on it's me Estate we black actors man we got stick together we pack for this list we're taking a look at the defining sketches from this acclaimed comedy show that was never afraid to tackle society's most controversial hot topics so call us because at the end of the day we can client ain't nothing to [ __ ] with number 10 when it comes to racial slurs is it the word itself that makes it offensive or the context Chappell being the inquisitive host he was decided to explore this concept the only way he knew how Tim's still asleep I think so he sure is one lazy [ __ ] this controversial sketch features a suburban white family that just so happens to carry an unfortunate last name which as you can imagine makes for some more than interesting scenarios and double entendre jenny has a date tonight with a [ __ ] boy from school what Oh God no go Teddy that's his name Timmy niggar Oh behind the comedy the sketch speaks volumes about our society's social conditioning and what we consider politically incorrect so sure smells good you [ __ ] cookin we share there's some leftover bacon if you'd like some oh not for me I know better than to get between a [ __ ] in there part number nine making the band the bad news is that I'm shutting down the studio the good news is that I just saved a lot of money on my caller self reality TV shows do a pretty good job at making fun of themselves on their own but that doesn't quite save it from Chappelle's critique oh I didn't get daddy a hit I'm gonna take a nap this sketch parodies hip-hop mogul P Diddy's MTV series making the band and hilariously sums up the show's numerous short comings you tryin to get some of this hot fire you can even make this song or not make this song the to blow flat the selected band members never seem to get to record any music and their bosses random assignments do nothing but lead the team astray here you can be bad with artists here but you want to do it first job now walk to Queens and give me a sugar cookie the comedic depiction of the cast is what really puts us in stitches and allows us to meet the self-proclaimed best rapper of all time well the five best rappers of all time think about it dile on dialog guilin guilin the diner because i spit hot fire number eight a moment in the life of Lil Jon it's me what it's me little dawn okay when in times of great despair sometimes you are your own best listener in this sketch audiences look into the mind of one of hip-hop's greatest hype men along with posing as the performer Chappelle gets the real Lil Jon to appear on the show and illustrate an intimate phone conversation with himself don't you like popsicles what I said don't you like popsicles what I said don't you like popsicles yeah amid all the various yeah what and okay's Lil Jon unveils some of his deepest disturbances and shows a side of himself not commonly seen I said sometimes I feel like I'm all alone in his world and I have no one sir what no one who what to go - oh no one that understands my pain yeah the - and their phone call abruptly and while they couldn't hear each other we're sure they both understood each other perfectly rasa Yael what melon down bot [ __ ] you try number seven the Wayne Brady show is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a [ __ ] have you ever found out who your friend really was once it was too late no just Dave after seemingly taking over Chappelle's Show Wayne Brady shares his and Dave's eventful night out oh [ __ ] his way baby son contrary to the joyful and charismatic straight arrow Brady portrays on television the comedian is soon revealed to be a homicidal pimp with a short temper she is not gonna believe that this happened that's cuz she is never gonna know about it [ __ ] what throughout their Drive brady coerces dave to take drugs to become an accessory to murder and to listen to his delusions of grandeur take it come on slowly I don't want small class is not an option [ __ ] if you do not smoke this we have a problem just when you think you know a guy number six Tyrone Biggums red balls energy drink sometimes in the pursuit of crack leaves me tired and depleted but man cocaine comes and it's delicious shake grandpa's make no mistake drug addiction is a serious problem and Chappelle opted to show everybody just how severe it could be with the conception of this character Tyrone Biggums is much like your everyday community member but he just so happens to be addicted to crack is great Thank You rainbow he's often comically depicted as a hygienic Lee challenged homeless man with an exaggerated Lee high voice his various kits have shown him sponsoring a cocaine infused energy drink cocaine to the Canebrake speaking to an elementary class on the dangers of the drug drugs and alcohol heroin lines being featured on fear factor there's never pepper girl ready I'm trying to sweep at rocks and even attending a less than successful drug intervention this is a five o'clock free crack giveaway Shazam Shazam number five reparations 2003 boo boo is now the world's largest corporation after merging with Kentucky Fried Chicken this amazing development on an already amazing day Chuck if you're a fan of this comedians work then you recognize how keen he is on hypotheticals this sketch entertains the idea of how the US would react if African Americans received one trillion dollars in reparations for slavery folks I am happy to report that the recession is now officially over and we have nobody to thank but all these black people with their taste for expensive clothes fancy cars and of course gaudy jewelry as reported by anchorman Chuck Taylor and his team the country gets flipped on its head as various stocks on Wall Street skyrocket sprint stock has skyrocketed after the news that two million delinquent phone bills have been paid just this morning in front of crime drops to zero percent the crime rate has fallen to zero percent how could that be did the Mexicans get money today - and Bill Gates gets dethroned as the world's richest men by Harlem resident Tron Bill Gates has been overtaken by whom you ask a Harlem resident named simply Tron number 4 the racial draft unbelievable Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice now officially white OJ black again what a day racial ambiguity can be a beautiful thing but often times confusing in an attempt to resolve some of the biggest questions regarding biracial athletes and celebrities Chappelle hosted the first and most likely only ever racial draft okay guess whose turn it is white people let's see what direction they go in Halle Berry is still available as is Mariah Carey's crazy ass in this we see star golfer Tiger Woods getting drafted into the black community I always wanted to say this for shizzle Lenny Kravitz becoming fully Jewish we the Jewish people take Lenny Kravitz and even more ridiculous incidences such as hip hop group the wu-tang clan becoming accepted by the Chinese delegation the entire wu-tang clan Big Boss number 3 Charlie Murphy's true Hollywood stories Prince this bores me there's anyone up for a game of basketball prince is revered as one of the most respected musical talents alive but would you have ever imagined him to have some slick moves on the court Charlie Murphy didn't as he returned for another segment of true Hollywood stories to recite the tale of the day he met Prince Prince head-on like her it was like a Zorro type outfit had ruffles come down the front we had big purse struck down murphy recalls the two meeting at a nightclub before retreating to the pop stars personal pad in the spur of the moment Prince challenges Murphy and his crew to a game of basketball that he wouldn't soon forget how about you and your friends versus me and the revolution under estimating prince and the revolution Murphy gets schooled Purple Rain style before being served breakfast by the winning squad after it was all over he took us in the house to serve his pancake number two front line Clayton Bigsby Clayton Bigsby the author what you don't think I can write them books just cuz I'm blind don't lean them down most comics prefer to tread lightly onto the scene with their television show debut but Chappelle isn't most comics with his first episode Chappelle introduces yet another hilarious hypothetical of a blind african-american man that is raised as a white supremacist how could this have happened a black white supremacist when he finally agrees to an interview with frontline Clayton Bigsby 'he's true identity finally reaches the masses we want to see your face his family and peers have kept the secret from him for his own protection and for the good of the movement he was the only Negro we'd ever had around here so we figured we'd make it easier on Clayton by just telling him and all the other blind kids that he was white however he finally makes his big reveal at a KKK rally where the reactions are priceless before we unveil our pick for top Chappelle's Show sketch here are some honorable mentions Samuel Jackson it's my dear yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell is pimping easy oh yeah somehow that is Perez love you something lucky on you won't you break my head winner the 9th annual player hater of the Year award is silky Johnston kiss my you know dress two number one Charlie Murphy's true Hollywood stories Rick James I'm on the baddest [ __ ] of all time one of the best thing is when the best-lookin [ __ ] you've ever seen hold my drink [ __ ] Hollywood can be a crazy place and it was this defining sketch that let us know just how crazy it got for Charlie Murphy in the 80s ciao my bad being Eddie Murphy's brother allowed Charlie to rub shoulders with a lot of prominent celebrities of the era such as R&B legend Rick James [ __ ] yo couch [ __ ] buy another one you rich [ __ ] couch [ __ ] [ __ ] yo couch doctor says that mrs. Murphy story highlighted the singers insufferable behavior and drug problem and how we'd often have to check him once he got out of line I kicked the [ __ ] out of him this single sketch shaped the show into what it became and is also credited for containing Chappelle's most famous line I'm Rick James [ __ ] yo yourself do you agree with our list hey what Chappelle's Show sketch makes you wish Dave would return to TV oh hey Chappelle nationwide for more comedic top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com

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Keywords: dave chappelle, chappelle's show, comedy, sketch comedy, lil jon, the racial draft, charlie murphy, rick james, tyrone biggums, reparations 2003, the niggar family, clayton bigsby, the wayne brady show, top 10, WatchMojo, tv shows, television, tv

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Length: 14min 37sec (877 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 17 2016