Tiffany Haddish KNOWS When Balls Are Cheap *LOL* | Expensive Taste Test | Cosmopolitan

i'm crying right now that's nasty chewy i feel like you lined me excuse me turn off the camera hi i'm tiffany haddish and i'm here with cosmo playing expensive taste test that's tasty i would say that i have middle class taste some people might say my taste is expensive most will say my taste is cheap because i've been homeless before so i don't want to spend money on unnecessary things the thing that i splurge on most would be clothes and the type of weed i smoke i think i will be moderately good at this game i'm pretty sure because i'm middle class in my heart i mean i live an expensive life i'm tiffany hoddish this is what success look like get it [Music] alright so we got some bracelets here let's see which ones expensive what are the price points 75.275 okay so this bracelet and or anklet whoever ankle is this small there's a problem so i'm gonna go with bracelet um this one is 75 and this one i can tell by the way the chains are has to be 275 and it got a little fake diamonds on there they got to be 275. if this one is 275 this is a highway robbery this is 75 i'm sure it's highway robbery this is 275 who made this they made it for 14 and they selling it to the world two seven five you can get this at the slauson swap meet in south central los angeles for seven dollars why would i pay this is a better quality but the diamonds is fake but it's 75 interesting into resting i feel like you lined me [Music] okay we got denim jackets here i feel like the way the world is working these days would look cheapest in the poor quality it's probably the more expensive one is 26 dollars and one is and eighteen now i'm gonna tell you right now this is probably the 118 dollar one and this is probably the 26 dollar one that's what i'm gonna go with because this one looks used in raggedy this is the 26 one it do look like somebody wore this already quite a few times i'm crying right now cause i can't believe that i got that wrong i mean my gut instinct told me this was gonna be more expensive but i figured it's playing with my spirit turn off the camera [Music] basketballs what are the price points on these basketballs a hundred dollars and thirty six dollars both of these basketballs are wilson's this one says competitive leather okay and this one says indoor basketball um one says evo ain't that got something to do with drake evo this one says ncaa final pro edition now i feel like the feel of these balls these balls feel one they both feel cheap to me probably six dollars to make balls like these uh i remember feeling balls like these once before at the nba championship and at the uh all-star weekend uh i felt balls just like this more like this bottle uh this ball it says it's indoor but the qualities i'm gonna go with this is the cheaper ball oh they both say in the they both they both okay and this is size six but this one got a special some special stuff written on it but this one says this they both say nw not naacp that's my ancestor speaking to us is a ncaa i'm gonna say that this is the cheaper ball i knew this wasn't the cheaper ball i'm gonna say that this is the more expensive ball because it has extra writing on it the evo i'm guessing has something to do with drake and it's indoors so [Music] all right we got nuts we went from balls to nuts almond nuts two different species of almonds you got your fat almond you got your skinny on them this is a racist game cause these are brown almonds and this is light brown almonds these almonds got skin on them these almonds ain't got no skin they both look like they've been rolled around in olive oil let's taste some kind of oil and some seasoning and start what's the price point on these sixty dollars and three dollars okay i'm gonna say that he's got sugar on it they got the skin on them first of all what almonds is three dollars i'm gonna say that this it's three dollars and i'm gonna say that this is 60 cause somebody had to peel this i got it right and this tastes like diabetes and i like it this tastes like money and it comes with crudite cheese and apricots i'll keep this thank you [Music] all right we have hemp gummies here made from hemp so that means it's not necessarily cbd i don't know if you guys know this but hemp is a very strong fiber you can make rope with it henry ford the guy nope harrison ford model t for the henry ford they got to make the car the model t he used him for the bumper of the car and for the okay he might not have used it for the bumper but he definitely used it for the seats nope he used it for the bumper i read it in a week but you know i might have it a little confused um because it's been a long time since i've read that book and i've smoked much sweet since then but hemp is hip is the fibers okay so let's see which is more expensive what's the price range on these 13 a bottle versus 27 a bottle um that's nasty now nasty out of here very very dense chewy let's try the other okay a little bit more texture but also nasty in its own right less sugar but more flavor i feel like i taste aspartame in that okay so i'mma say these little ones that's covered saturated in whites whatever that is i'm going with sugar is the cheaper of d2 this is the cheaper one this is the more expensive that's what money look like that's what fame look like what's next [Music] all right waters we got a fancy bottle of water and a regular bottle of water one expensive one is not let me tell you which is which i drink i i drink water okay it doesn't necessarily matter if it's fancy or not i drink i just i drink water i'mma say this is the uh i'm gonna go with this is the fancy bottle of water and this is the not fancy bottle of water i'm right you know how i know because this one don't have no settlements or anything in it and this one got bubbles and white floating around just saying [Music] what do we have here we have little unicorn earrings oh my gosh i love unicorns anybody that knows me knows that i'm the last black unicorn see they didn't find no black unicorns out here no black unicorn earrings okay i also have a book called layla the last black unicorn and it's for sale now in stores and online and you can get it at amazon and all the other cool places and like buy books um there's also an audio book should get that for the kids okay so we got this little unicorn and this little unicorn what's the price range on these 22 and 201 on the unicorn studs okay you can always tell how expensive the earring is by oh usually by the earring backs but these look like they all got the same back so you you playing games with me you knew i was gonna look at the earring back so you went ahead and put the same earring back on all these studs can usually tell by the post yeah i know which is which i know which is which okay this is the cheaper earring now i can tell you why i know this is the cheaper earring this is the cheaper earring because this whole part right here is silver but the the post i mean no shoe dang it you know i know this is the cheaper earring because all this is gold right and the back of the earring is go but the post is silver ain't that surgical grade it's titanium silver okay because it's very flexible okay i've been buying cheap earrings from claire's and charlotte rules and forever 21 for years i know what you earning when i see it your finger now this one is smaller but i could tell it's more expensive you know why i know it's more expensive because it's writing on the back of the unicorn's head the post is the same color as the back of the unicorn's head so ie costs money also it's kind of hard to bend this post done and done moving on next challenge [Music] chocolate all right is this dark chocolate now you would think you would i like chocolate i don't like dark chocolate though but i will lick it you would think because this has lettering on it unfamiliar lettering to me that it may be expensive but then this one is darker it has a more pungent smell and you probably can melt it down and put it with like other things it smells like you cook with it this smells like you eat it on your cycle or like your man just break you up a piece like here you're unhappy get happy my middle class nose tells me that this is the more expensive chocolate and this is the cheaper chocolate no i told you it's a middle class nose so the ones with the letters on it so my analogy in the beginning was correct somebody willing to put some letters on some chocolate you gonna pay some money for that this is the cheaper chocolate so look for your chocolate with no words no words on my chocolate if it say words on it that's expensive we learned something new every day guys when there's words on the candy that is expensive [Music] we gonna see which popcorn is the expensive popcorn what's the price range on this problem three dollars an ounce versus 650 out okay let me tell you right now this one is 6.50 because they got turmeric and ginger and all the damn spices and herbs we got curry in there probably got some worcestershire sauce in it i mean god come on now what the hell we doing to popcorn we're having this butter this one got seasoning too but like garlic salt and maybe that's it this one right here now they don't they they took ships across oceans to gather up all these herbs you understand me still as hell though okay this is the more expensive popcorn and this is the cheaper popcorn now there's just too many herbs and spices in this you probably spending four dollars on just the spices period just put a little pinch per ounce excuse me i just have to say that i think i did an amazing job i'm very proud of myself um i would consider me getting more than half right um uh because we did nine they might edit out some because i was pretty vulgar these balls feel cheap to me i remember feeling balls like these once before we went from balls to nuts i will make it that's nasty come on now what the hell we doing the popcorn but not too vulgar but you know if i mean if you find any vulgarity in this then you know they didn't edit it but if you don't find any vulgarity it's been edited so um i think i did great um i got five right out of nine i got five right out of eight or i got four right out of eight which makes half or i got i'm just trying to give y'all something to edit with uh either way it goes i win i'm very proud of myself my middle class um brain is doing quite well thank you

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Length: 15min 1sec (901 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 11 2022