Thor Being An Alien For 5.8 Minutes

the hallways were dripping with blood and gore and then I removed the villains head from his body has guts flew everywhere and of course I ate his eyeballs so we can never find his way back to the halls of Valhalla I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys monkeys don't understand I do it's a good place to lay low I ended up here in Australia and moved in with Daryl hello Thor report on the Hulk the gates of Hell are filled with the screams of his victims but not the screams of the dead of course no no wounded screams mainly wintering a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout yeah I guess I just wanted to be around average everyday people Daryl is an average sort of everyday guy so it works that well the time and mine stones are safe on earth that with the Avengers Avengers the Earth's Mightiest Heroes I Kevin Bacon he may be on the team matters I haven't been there in a while Daryl here is properly drafted electronic letter I heard you and Captain America we're having some relationship problems you people are so Petty and tiny let's go to bed so f has wizards now the preferred tournament master the mystic arts you can beat that now alright wizard I've been roasting the Sun it's almost already delicious that's what the - guys I can see your face you know when I do this you go it's a place we've been there that sucks excuse me that's our food not anymore I don't I don't have a phone he doesn't have a phone send a raven hmm and you don't have a phone no I don't have a phone but you could have said to the electronic letter it's called an email yeah do you have a computer no what for I can't pay rent with these things in Asgard those coins these coins are worth gazillion human dollars okay no one will exchange these go to the market set up a store right yeah as guardian where previously owned by four I'm the celebrity that will sell like hotcakes four digit code birthday what are you doing taking your pardon here Dumbo doesn't sound like a compliment it's totally a compliment Dumbo Dumbo this sounds like you're calling me Dumbo over and over again Bob say once more I'll tell you elephant so do you think maybe we could just think that we need to serve it I don't think we can get a certian get a serve we pretend on Asgard that with more exhaust we come here battling like bilge snipe like what builds type you know huge scaly big antlers you don't have those don't think so they are repulsive why do I even talk to you guys everywhere else that story kills that's the whole story yes war machine story oh this is very good then it's impressive quality saves but really shame the main thing you will be doing as my servant is to get a job and to pay my rent and you'll be paid in Asgardian gold how does that sound excellent oh you're hired what do you what are you doing this isn't me okay besides this one there's nothing that can't be explained that man has no regard for lawn maintenance let's drink I like it I know that's great what's that it was delicious I want another well you could have just said so not just did your father killed my brother oh boy stepfather technically she hates him as much as you do families can be tough all right don't forget your umbrella oh yes I suppose we'll leave my brother back just so you know this is my ship still I'm in charge I know I know of course you are of course what are you doing later I was working what's he doing he's working we don't have horses just dogs cats birds and give me one of those large enough to ride me and Daryl just us right dee yeah

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Id: IbMLYjhn2y0

Length: 5min 49sec (349 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 26 2019