Team Darryl

[Music] so my last housemate left all of a sudden but fortunately through my work position came up in Los Angeles so I needed to find a new housemate hello the grand master was the only one who answered my Craigslist ad yeah imagine that I was the only one well lucky me at first I thought he was just another Hollywood type person then I realized he was more than likely from another planet I like learning about your culture what do you call this toast yes I come from Sekar it's a haven for lost things that sounds kind of poetic but it's really kind of a catch-all place and now without boring you with the details I had formerly infrared or a long period of time a an assistant slash bodyguard named topaz and now you know what good for a new assistant and you know who seems to fit the bill just perfectly believe it about is Darrell he's starting to make me dress up in topaz's armor he's getting me to do a lot of things for him do the dishes drive him around and I also do his laundry he says he's over 1 million years old which I find hard to believe because he acts quite young almost immature he is a really nice guy it's the first thing I noticed about him he's very charming that was why he said but sometimes he completely loses his temper damn it I don't do this for everybody but I'm going to share with you some of the drawings that I've made here in Daryl's house they're all of Daryl now watch this so here's the first one I gave him an extra long time tickle tickle tickle this is Daryl on a horse always so happy and the horse has my face did you notice that's also Daryl as a crying Cyclops oh my dolly well look at this here is Terrell asleep right there and of course he's dreaming about me my eye fell upon him and then I kind of knew it right away he's kind of like my muse did you just he just interests me strangely what am i working on at the moment well uh you know I'm fixing to move in on this new planet now I've kind of taken a liking to it so I'm gonna rule earth lately he started talking about taking her there I'm not sure how he would go about starting to take over Earth but we made a video peoples of planet Earth my name is Grand Master and I am about to become your ruler those who resist me let me say will become melted this is my melting stick yeah if people displease me I can melt them how many how many views we got one one that's not bad but that's just us because we're watching it maybe you need to refresh the refresh the window okay okay and how many of use do we have now now we've got two ah good good too so we're we're now we're in business that second one is us two we've seen it twice we might need to make another video advertising the original video you know anybody who could play your music some of yours some of your work friends from the job ready for [Music] new new new Wow David yeah why are you playing a cymbal dorp when I'm we're obviously doing a zetz why are you doing that I don't know what that is all right from from the table one two one two three I don't want to go to sleep without clearing up a few things okay I apologize for melting David we might want to call his parents and just let them know I guess I should be the one to call but can we practice what I'm just gonna say yes yeah okay ring ring ring ring ring hello hello who's this this is mrs. Richardson sure that's the best way to stop now let's see what happens you try to channel her mrs. Richardson oh how are you mrs. Richardson you can call me Grand Master mrs. Richardson what are you wearing I'm just wearing a nightgown oh you've gotta be kidding what color mrs. Richardson David's melted so you may be wondering what will become of darrell when I take over this planet well he's going to rule beside me well he's going to stand beside me and I a rule I'm gonna be ruling but he's gonna he's gonna be standing beside me I don't like saying this but you look at him and he stares right back at you and I can't tell if he wants to just hang out or milk me I love you Darrell I do you have anything to say tonight I love you too I didn't force him to say that that warms me terrifically thank you I think I never thought I'll say this but I'm really beginning to miss my old house mate

Channel: Sanjana Singh

Views: 1,501,109

Rating: 4.9624977 out of 5

Keywords: Thor Raganarok

Id: Nl3VkYkMa6Q

Length: 6min 9sec (369 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 07 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/AwesomeCauliflower68]

This is fantastic. As far as I'm aware this is canon until stated otherwise by a future appearance of the Grandmaster.

[u/Vapid1]

Darryl as a crying cyclops lmao

[u/Vapid1]

"How to Boil an Egg" by The How to Channel

Taika is HowToBasic. Confirmed!

[u/thorsmagicbelt]

This was the thing that made me buy the Blu-ray instead of the dvd