This Youtuber Has Proof Bigfoot Is Real

so picture this typical Tuesday night Nigel and I were on the couch downstairs enjoying our usual glass of chardonnay and a couple of peanut butter and horseradish calzones and we're watching some dog training videos on YouTube cuz that's how we like to relax we don't have a dog yet but if we ever do decide to adopt we've mutually decided that it would be good to have some skin in the game beforehand so we watch these dog training videos to unwind in prep ourselves sit you doing great Luna keep it up precious so we're watching Luna bounce to and fro from these tires happy as a clam having the time of our lives and then one or two clicks later all of a sudden this is gonna be shocking so I'm gonna show you the hand right now okay and I'm gonna show you what I'm talking about we're uncovering some of the government's deepest darkest secrets that have been hiding in plain sight this whole time in the form of Peter Caine's dog training YouTube channel we'll get into it a little more but after I just gotta roll this quick three-year-old intro that should have been updated two and a half years ago hello everybody and welcome back to a brand new Emma Chamberlain tweet my name is Leon lush and thank you so much for joining me today it really means the world now you may be used to me being overly sarcastic but when I tell you that I probably just discovered my favorite new youtuber I'm more serious than a heart transplant okay Peter cane dog training has quickly risen to the top of my list for a myriad of reasons now upon first glance you see dog training in the title of his YouTube channel and then there's some dog training videos that come up immediately when you visit and you're thinking oh that's cute but probably uninteresting but if you scratch below the surface just a little bit you realize that Peter cane is a multi-faceted diamond in the rough check it out at see him The Raven you know he's a douchebag that just became my favorite intro to any YouTube video app check it out see him the Raymond you know he's a douchebag check it out it's Nigel the monkey you know he's a douchebag I think a lot of people don't understand what I'm saying when I'm when I say like a raven doesn't make a good pet you have to understand I do this for a living I work with animals for a living love is not enough for the Raven it's the truth they need a lot more than that and you can't just let him do whatever so Pete not only trains dogs he says he works with animals for living and he has a pet Raven and my book that instantly notches you up three levels of badass right he's probably sending messages to King's Landing would that thing maybe he's turning into a raven himself and flying around with it I mean there's no telling what kind of person you are if you own a raven but you know you ain't freakin around I work with animals for a living you know I don't have a kid running around here you know do you have a child who me yeah I have a child maybe a Raven wouldn't be such a good idea oh [ __ ] so I'm going back to the drawing board for my Mother's Day gift pepper even is off the table think about this I'll give you an example of how a raven can be a pain in the ass there are birds so they have to take a bath so you have to leave like a big like tub of water I have to leave like a big giant tub out for him right so when he gets in it water gets spilled everywhere it's a freaking mess it's a freaking mess he doesn't give a [ __ ] he's a [ __ ] Raven you know Oh what the [ __ ] Sam Sam Sam Sam did you take a bath again not clean up after the dog water everywhere Sam jeez how many times if I said when you take a bath don't splash your [ __ ] all over the place it gets all over the electronics god damnit private he doesn't give a [ __ ] he's a flipping Raven it's the idea of having the pet raven that people like it's it's when you get it you'll you'll find out that it's a lot of animal and probably not appropriate for most people yeah that's so true for so many things in life isn't it when the idea is great and then you actually do it in reality starts to set in and you're like yikes can I get a mulligan on that decision did you have any clue how much work it would be to own this Raven we know we can't we can't kill it that's really no we can't look what the [ __ ] is wrong with you anyways he's got a playlist of videos with his Raven and it's just totally underappreciated I think and this is the kind of content where the comment session is always just the cherry on top I love how honest and angry you just came to me I don't know how I got here I've never considered getting a raven ten out of ten would recommend this video to a friend is actually exactly my experience with this video as well I don't think he realizes that he's the Ravens dumb pet human he's in a toxic relationship with the Raven which he can't escape from I just love how proud the Raven looks as he lists off all the terrible reasons to own a Raven I mean historically Ravens are proud people now these Raven videos are just the beginning Pete the dog trainer has over 4200 videos on his channel and this next title is without a doubt my favorite no human female would have my child so I have a pigeon baby yeah that one gets me going solar that's my pigeon baby and the thing that I've noticed about solar is that she sort of looks like a quail she does she's got a head like a quail I can listen to Pia talk about his pigeon babies for hours on it was incubated by me holding the egg so he's not even click baiting when he says I have a pigeon baby in the title this man held this pigeon egg in the palm of his hands and incubated it until it was boring and the pigeon old testament that actually legally and spiritually makes you the rightful father you thought crazy pigeon lady from home alone two loved pigeons no no no no okay Peter cane dog trainers incubating these pigeon eggs in his bare ass and when mom needs a breather because pigeon dad's not around so Pete takes over that's pigeon love throwing a little birdseed out at the park to look cool amongst your homeless friends that's some surface level [ __ ] love that's no different than telling a lady exactly what she wants to hear just because you want to get laid what Peter Cain is doing that is real up that's some sort of putting your raincoat over a puddle so your lady can walk over it when the cameras aren't rolling kind of love I'll be incubate the egg as much as runny well not she's she's sat on it much longer but I helped all right Remy let me know if you haven't nurtured a baby pigeon egg to full-term hatch ready through the warmth of your bear palms are you even an animal lover doubt it I couldn't find a I here a human to have a baby with me but I found a pigeon they wanted to sort of adopt a baby Solar has beautiful plumage it is interesting how our our Rick Euler feathers blend right into her hackle and her lures are dark and spill into her nape spectacular specimen that is easily top five YouTube comments of all time so the bird videos are great I love how much Peter loves his pets and he's entertaining when he's talking about them and talking to them whether or not he's trying to be I don't know but as you dig a little bit deeper into his channel things start to get a little weird when my father shot the Bigfoot in 1953 there to cut them up to get them out of the swamp they were too big so they started cutting them up this is one of the body parts it's a hand from a young Bigfoot what and I want to be perfectly clear this is a science documentary and if you have a squeamish stomach you might want to turn the camera off right now okay Pete thanks for the heads up this is gonna be shocking so I'm gonna show you the hand right now okay and I'm gonna show you what I'm talking about please turn off this video if you're squeamish oh hell no I'm not squeamish let's see it so this is this is a hand of a of a young juvenile Bigfoot it's been frozen I took it out of the freezer you can see the hand clearly okay hold up no cap real talk on my life shake my head did Peter came the dog trainer just whip out a whole last Bigfoot hand and present it to us like it's no big deal there's the fingernails you know if you can tell but they're translucent like a human's skin okay two things right off the bat number one what the [ __ ] number two whoever made that thing did it that thing looks nice it looks good it's well done or it this Peter Kane has an actual sever bigfoot hand just in his freezer because this father apparently killed one in 1953 and now he has all the body parts just sitting in a freezer in his home I love this she's totally real I'm president to the Bigfoot community because I wouldn't lie to you this is real these are real and I do think that they are alien and oranges hold on president of the Bigfoot community why would you not leave with that Pete Here I am on the fence wondering if you done lost your marbles come to find out you're a president of the Bigfoot community so you so you don't know so you've definitely lost your marbles or you're just an epic troll in which case I love it magnetic and soars it's its feet but in in general the whole body is magnetic but nothing like the hands and feet are very magnetic here's here's a knife this is just a knife I used to cut up chicken how is this possible well I could think of a few explanations off the top of my head that involve magnets but if we're gonna stick with the story that this is real because Bigfoot's hands and feet have magnetic properties and how else could a kitchen knife be hanging from his hand like that then we'll just we'll go with that that sounds good watch this it's not done with glue or velcro how do you explain you can't I can't explain it that's incredible so I'm obsessed with this video Bigfoot hand unveiled mysterious properties documentary it obviously is one of his few videos that got recommended it has quarter of a million views in peter cane in my opinion is a low-key comedic gene or schizophrenic or a healthy blend of the two but I'm gonna I'm pretty sure he's just he's just trolling for fun he's not messing around either he's got multiple videos on this I think he probably saw how well that video performed six months ago and then like a couple weeks later uploaded another video further proving why the Bigfoot hand is real is a fly on it there's flies on it if it wasn't real there would not there would be no flies on it there's a fly see that's a fly why as if the magneto Bigfoot hand argument wasn't compelling enough he's now pointing out how flies are attracted to it you see the fly there's flies on it because it's meat it has to be real how could that be and I'd say I'd say seal this one up this is this is that's Bigfoot's hand I'm convinced look at it it's close does it have magnetic light qualities check is there a real bee on it check yeah that's that's a real Bigfoot hand I think you are the coolest it's incredible you have me convinced oh that's a reasonable it's a reasonable thought process so Peter is all in on this troll man he's got videos of a severed Bigfoot foot he's got a video his most viewed video I believe of a severed Bigfoot head you could tell the immense size of the creature by comparing it to my to my head my father shot the Bigfoot in 1953 they had to cut it up to get it out of the swamp I have all the body parts and he's got videos for days man don't be fooled by the YouTube channel named Peter cane dog training he's much more than a dog trainer he is a underappreciated YouTube comedic genius in the comments are fascinating I mean there are people that actually think it's real and are like wow this is incredible I would love to talk more about it and then there's people that really think that he's being serious about it which can be questionable up to a point but I did find this old video of his that really sealed the deal for me knowing it was a troll look at this look at this this was never like this before look at the muscle tone what happened I was never like this I've never worked out I got muscle tone I'm right he's got a video from 2017 where he eats frozen Sasquatch blood and it turns him superhuman so that was that was all I needed to see to really realize what he what he's doing here on YouTube by the way can I just say the big pete has some of the freshest merch in the game look at this thing wanted for crimes watermelon kid in Jesus sasquatch no idea what that even means or what it's from but it's hilarious and I'm absolutely gonna buy one of these shirts coming into this video I did not think I would be promoting Peter cane dog trainers merch by the end of it but here we are and I'm I'm buying one of his shirts myself anyways that's it guys thank you for watching I hope you got a little laugh out of it and this was you know this wasn't a piss-take this was more of just an enjoyment of Peters crafts he seems like a very interesting individual and nothing but love for him though so in addition to Peter canes dope merch okay I just dropped some new merchants myself this week boom boom you can grab it it tomato mafia calm if you want you can also use code sniper wolf for 15% off and if that doesn't make sense to you it's a little inside joke just watch my last video from PAX East those are available now obviously buying merch helps me help support the channel I appreciate that if you could leave a comment down below that would be wonderful the last thing before you go if you could go ahead and find your own Bigfoot out in the wilderness somewhere you kill that [ __ ] you cut them up you bring them back to the crib freeze them for a couple of days once he's all the way frozen solid you just want to get rid of all the body parts except the hips and you take those Bigfoot hips in a couple of bungee cords and you tie those Bigfoot hips around your own hips and then you get up and you double hip thrust that [ __ ] like button for me I appreciate I'll see in the next video pizza [Music]

Channel: Leon Lush

Views: 1,565,963

Keywords: bigfoot, documentary, peter caine, peter caine dog training, fake, comedy, satire, reaction, these youtubers must be stopped, he risked his life for 70 subscribers, these youtubers are pretending they're dying, raven, pigeon, birds, bird

Id: d4wLMoz7ySc

Length: 14min 39sec (879 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 13 2019