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the other day I was planning a video in which I married the dwarf which you know is a normal thing for a 24 year old man to do I found a mod on Nexus and downloaded it but as I played through the mod on stream I found something else in the mod something weird something far more intriguing I have no idea how Jasper got into my game but after seeing this haunting spirit I couldn't ignore him I completely scrapped my idea for marrying the dwarf and put all of my effort into investigating this virus that had somehow infected my computer and what followed was the single most insane mod I had ever played this is my journey to Mary Jasper the ghost NPC who invaded my game file who the hell is this guy what the hell is this Jasper without yes what's that to do with the dwarf these skeletons are fearsome feeds imagine if they were to break out there would be chaos who knew what the what the hell atmosphere you guys win whatever well marry Jasper I don't know who he is I don't know who this entity who's entered my realm is but I will as such marry him first of all let's figure out who Jasper even is we've got literally no clue who this man is he's a ghoulish entity that has invaded his way into my game files and why are you dress like that why are you dress like a Legend of Zelda NPC my name's Jasper and I too am nearly Rich returned to town return to town what is your story Jasper I don't hears me so much I don't quite like the cut of your jib okay what's going on here I cannot believe it I refuse to play that's good dialogue this is terrible news I can't believe this this is terrible believing I'm ruined believed how's he ruined oh you surprised me oh um what can I do to help you thank you for the offer oh I'm a fear this is not a situation that can be easily remedied I wish to discuss this with someone okay I'm literally right in front of you I'm happy to help well don't look at me I'm not a psychologist as much as I would love to say that to Jasper I'll say the first one thank you oh several months ago I submitted a research proposal for Zuzu City University requesting support and funding in my latest quest for knowledge today I received my response and it was not favorable here Dear Professor Jasper Thomas the board recently received your application for the assistance in researching The Lost secrets of the dwarves what what are you going on about is this some kind of prank for we here on the zoo CU Heritage Board are not in the business of funding fairy tales your application is denied Professor Cameron P's body head of archeology Zuzu City University damn Savage that was a rinse you're like you're crazy and dumb and you know what I'm gonna add PS ugly as hell Cameron peace buddy childhood friends no Jasper but that all changed during college we became bitter rifles competing freshly for the head claimed title of head student each trying to act rank the other now he has wormed his way into the board and I fear I shall never succeed Jasper no but I will not let him destroy me I am Resolute in my determination I shall found evidence of the drawers and I shall prove him wrong you really do not have to go that far a good pair of binoculars and you'll see a dwarf I trust you for it Anderson International Source when Jasper is roaming the forest what do you mean when Jasper is roaming the forest this what am I supposed to know what Jasper is Roby what am I how am I supposed to know that information no translation 5599028.001 I cannot help it okay I gotta I gotta reload clearly I should not have made that false guy you found it then evidence to support your theories are dwarves really from another planet or merely the goblin Subterranean cousins as P's body believes wait what wait I thought peace body didn't believe in in dwarves at all by all accounts scientific and anecdotal the dwarves Simoleon were technologically advanced able to harness energy in a manner we cannot begin to understand what so where did they go why is this what is going on this dude's interested in dwarves okay could they truly have been defeated by a racist technological Primitives to Shadow folk oh my God the dunk on crobis jeez I do not know what just happened what I just experienced but it was kind of freaking awesome at for Arts enter cindersnap Force when Jasper is roaming The Forest of course let me just check my Jasper roaming Forest clock oh Yep looks like we're good guys looks like we're good to go in okay oh nope he's not oh nope looks like my clocks didn't adjust for daylight savings time because it doesn't look like he's roaming the Forest right now go to I need you to frolic it's frolicking hours Jasper or maybe he's just taking the really long way to Cinder snap oh yeah very really long way guys where I hate you so much I if I had a frying pan and a stack of lead I would throw the lead and hit it with the frying pan and whack you in the face until you're skin slowly burned off Jasper I hate you I don't care about your investigative research and I hope you and your secret lover please buddy just go off and die where are you going what I've no I don't think a single NPC has ever walked over here what oh yep about time to head back I think I think it's about time to head back after that that was a much to do day yeah you kind of had a lot on your plate so I understand why he's turning back now is he just going back to the museum fun you have time to go to bed it's the most scuff stream I've ever done in my entire life all right to become married to Jasper we must monitor the Jasper first he stares at his table for several hours who wouldn't when you have nipples as good as As Dead Deliza goes this on the plate at 9 30 exactly Jasper decides to leave his home he walks through the halls of the museum now he's walking just as I suspected just like a human would as if almost as if he is really a human they also did not think about his schedule in combination with other NPCs as he oh nope okay he's going back to the bridge again okay yes yes good run why don't you Sprint Sprint through the woods and I will watch you Frolic yes yes come to me Jasper I know your every move this is a big moment Jasper I knew you would be good afternoon out is a lovely day I do enjoy taking a walk in the fresh air sturdy Valley is something special do you agree I guess sure come on Close Your Eyes the reason you keep saying O is because I accidentally made my name up because we've made like seven versions of this file breathe deep fill your senses with the valley there is so much life here uh he's looking at a sewer pipe so I I don't know about this one Jasper oh my God there's a junimo what the hell Jasper open your eyes oh oh he actually sees it I was not expecting that I was not expecting to actually see it I could have sworn I saw something well never mind Staryu Valley is more than just a place on the map it's alive every tiny insect that Skittles every wrestle in the leaves but there's more than that too I thought you were a scientist I don't believe any of that spiritual nonsense I'll just say I do kind of want to say the scientist thing indeed yes I am Shawnee but being a scientist does not mean locking yourself behind a wall of cold hard logic no no I knew for the Colts from the coach Jasper's in a cult no he's gonna try and indoctrinate us no you must also keep your mind open to other possibilities no no Jasper I'm not interested in your religion thank you for your company Shawnee it has been a pleasure speaking with you okay let's leave it at that this dude is freaking weird this is the weirdest character I've ever encountered in stardew Valley okay six art events be Kim's on The Farmhouse steps requesting the comes in multiple parts and takes at least an in-game what and takes at least an in-game month to complete what the do you mean an in-game month what is this Gauntlet they're putting me through um good morning oh I just thought I'd drop by and let you know I'll be gone for a while no threats chat oh no Jasper's gonna be oh oh dang it oh Jasper geez oh that just is the worst yes I've decided that the only way I can restore my reputation and prove peace buddy wrong is to find the dwarves do you dude you are the stupidest man alive you just need to go all you need to do is get five iron bars and five thousand G like 50 bucks and you're set please not fear for my safety yo I have entered the case on many occasion and I know how to use my sword I want you to have this as a small token of my esteem and gratitude for our friendship in case well no would we get that lucky oh no oh you're gonna be back awesome no I shall be back I shall return with evidence that will wipe that knowing smirk from peace Buddy's face I shall see you in a few days fare thee well my friend you know the Marcy Jasper the more he looks like Shawnee cosplaying Harry Potter you know you guys don't have to say everything you think sometimes sometimes it's okay to just have thoughts that just stay up here oh oh Gunther Gunther ah good morning Mr Shawnee I'm sorry to interrupt your day but I'm very concerned about our mutual friend I am not that concerned I mean our fool hardly Professor Jasper I tried to caution him about getting into the case alone but he insisted the caves are dangerous as I'm sure you will testify and more something terrible happened to him I'm not that worried I have heard that you have ventured Into the Depths so please keep watch for him I have to go to the mines okay Jasper it's the dwarf what is he saying hola ruins okay I think we're having a bit of a communication issue here I'm gonna be honest okay um Goodbye Mr dwarf I followed him oh my God Jasper he died on level 40 the mind chump change oh is that you oh now I feel bad he like died I'm sorry I'm a fool I ran a fool of those Shadow Birds um well actually a set of boots they'll start spoiling until a level 80. hey man it's just like several but there were too many so I ran and fell and tore my leg it's bad isn't it it's so hot it's like it's on fire but I'm so cold this strange child found me to help me but I need to get homo please please help me he found a door his four fingers and then when a dwarf is right in front of him he can't even tell he is stupid all right bring him to harvest yeah that's what I expected he's fortunate you found him when you did oh any longer and the infection was spread into his organs he's stable now but we're transferring him to Zuzu for treatment there's a high chance he will lose a leg what the hell what oh my God but better his leg than his life let that be a warning to you oh these caves are not to be messed with why are you why are you putting the lesson on me dude Jasper like nearly died he's gonna have a sick Peg Leg now dang I feel a little bad of all the ragging we did on him hello farmer we've never met but I'm racing out to you because I'm concerned about our mutual friend despite what I'm sure he's told you since we parted rather amicably I never wished harm upon him please if you found him alive or dead I'd appreciate you letting him me know because we were friends once and truth be told I still care for the begated fool from peacefully dude okay first of all Jasper's a psychopath okay because peas buddy like like a rational human being he seems like a nice guy it's like Breaking Bad greetings though I'm truly indebted to you that you would find me and bring me home or what's left of me the infection has left me a shadow of my former self and the injury is dire as I feared I hope it shall not come too much of a shock to you my friend the company would always be appreciated oh my God he sent me another letter of becoming more Adept with the wheelchair now and once outside the ground proves treacherous and uneven I'm completing my exercises every morning and every evening like a dutiful student in the hopes that soon I shall be at least somewhat mobile once more my God poor Jasper I don't even want to marry him I want him in peacebody to get together I ship that this was like a stupid little mod where he's like I'm going to investigate little dwarves haha and he's like it's been 10 days since I've seen the outside I'm going to die in here oh my God poor Jasper he has one leg now I wasn't expecting that to actually be true he actually lost a leg there's something I wish to talk to you about I received a letter is it from peas buddy you realize how much of a fool you were being from peacebody inquiring after my hope his tone was quite consolatory I believe he may actually be generally concerned for my well-being yeah it seems like you just torched your relationship for no reason with him Chris that we mean to men britches Mega Mans and so forth I trust your judgmental should I reply in the affirmative I'll leave this one up to Peabody I mean up to Jasper your advice is as always carefully considered a restored communication help or will it harm hmm the child who rescued me Shawnee who were they my mind was so cluttered with pain that I cannot ever wonder were they real or just a dream you found the real dwarves you hear me Shawnee oh but wouldn't that be ironic it is ironic while I lay in darkness feeding my life ever way and my mind grew clouded with pain I realized something I realized that there is much to life I've missed out on that I've buried myself so heavily in my research that I've locked away from people who care thank you for caring enough to come and find me Shawnee this this is this mod is really taking me for a loop I actually like this now okay the minds aren't that dangerous greetings and salutations I hope things are going well for you on the farm oh I penned emissive to peas buddy and received a swift response it appears that perhaps a visit might be imminent yours finally Jasper what the heck really we're gonna see peas buddy you hear muffled sobbing Jasper what's going on Jasper my best friend closest companion oh hello Shawnee it's good to see you but I'm not sure I'm the best company today what's wrong Jasper no it's silly you're allowed to be sad you've been through a lot yeah you have dude thank you Shawnee and I know you didn't carry me from the minds to have me turn into this oh I just did it because I was I guess you deserve it but oh my God ah I supposed to talk about it might help at least a little I am scared Shawnee scared of the darkness I see you when I close my eyes I dream of Shadows I'm cold I dream of the Void oh what is the void it is hard to explain but I shall try it is a creeping emptiness at times its way deep into your soul Whispering dark words disappointment oh do not look at me like that Shawnee I have no inclination to act on such a notion you gave me a second chance and for that I am in your debt but in the dark depths of the night it's easy to forget kindness but I shall try my dear friend that was really sad like so sad holy crap oh my God he seriously just has one leg now hello Shawnee apologize for my melancholic mood earlier my moon has healed fully thus I am to be fitted with a prosthetic I will become bionic man I just but it will be good to get back on my own too well one foot again well that's good at least he's getting a prosthetic leg good for you Jasper this is a roller coaster you just pushed me and pull me and push me and pull me Jasper how could this still be the six heart event how can that be this has been like 10 seeds Greetings oh you have come to visit me again I am honored oh my God he is the prosthetic leg I am a feared my restlessness had quite driven Gunther mad and thus he had asked me to soar through the archives it appears the previous curator as well as a thieving scoundrel with something of a pack rut there are newspaper articles another memorabilia dating back decades what did you find also why are the archives in his room I always I feel like this is weird Jasper's right there's so much in here what will it Secrets reveal oh we don't get to know yet okay I think we've finished all the six hard events I have not been entirely honest honest about my relationship with peas buddy we are more than just colleagues more than what the hell is going on I was joking when I said that before but I cannot believe that is real well now I don't want to marry this guy I wanted to get back with peas buddy that was the mic drop of a lifetime I was just a Miriam he's supposed to be end up with peace butty I literally I have nothing to say I have never been so speechless this is so confusing and deep and what I I can only imagine how this this must be where we finally see peace but he come back come show us the piece oh hello Jasper you came I did not think you would I did not wish for you to see me like this to see the outcome of my Folly what the heck oh is Cameron peas buddy I needed to see who Jasper I need to see see for myself they look way too similar I do not wish for your pity it wasn't pity he's just Cameron's just being nice and I became because I can and I'm sorry I'm sorry my actions pushing you into this your words wounded me Professor peaceberry they cut deep into my heart to Oh I thought we were better than this that meant that I meant something to you no you did Jasper you do hi hi oh please oh this is awkward they look absolutely nothing alike are you joking are you guys actually joking they look ex incredibly alike if you colored his hair brown they would look almost identical they do not okay maybe it's just me Chad well hello Shawnee I would like to introduce you to Professor P's buddy you may have heard me mention him oh we've met but please call me Cameron Professor peas but he makes me sound like you know what guys maybe they'd all have been similar maybe he's not like some sort of stuck in the mud academic no offense Professor Thomas none taken uh yeah I'll just leave you guys do it I'll just leave you guys to it wait he seems genuinely concentrated oh and I find myself still feeling affection for him despite his faults if the opportunity arises should I rekindle our friendship wait what it was just a friendship what anything you guys were like lovers what okay yeah just be careful I know you have my passengers at heart and his still style sets my heart to flutter thank you for your Insight Shawnee I shall fill you in in the details oh okay okay get back together now are they gonna kiss yeah but yeah I probably should have left them alone ages ago still confused how this is gonna turn into a marriage mod oh okay I guess we have to give him a bouquet this is weird though I isn't he trying to end up with like Peabody I feel like kind of like a third wheel in this scenario you want to get more serious I feel the same way I guess we're I get I guess we're dating Jasper now which makes you feel a little weird in accordance to his relationship with peas buddy but you know what I gotta do you gotta do you man oh my dear friend I have discovered the most magical place please meet me over near the statue of old man can only over the noon time period on the next sunny day you might like to bring your swimwear why is he calling me friend aren't we dating all right Jasper you better explain about what what's happening with you in peace buddy the junimo wants you to follow okay I I guess what what's going on what the heck Hello you shouldn't eat your early I was about to come out to meet you I'm afraid things have taken a little longer these days oh a lovely place for a picnic is it not this is a lovely place this is a really cool area four Spirits guided me here I was pursuing my research when I heard strange sound I followed it through the trees and found myself here it is magical don't you think I apologize if this is a little too forward of me but would you join me in the water great only can you enter first I'd rather you didn't watch me I'm a bit awkward um sure wait I'm not gonna put my swim trunks on oh I did [Music] it's easier to move in the water I no longer feel like I'm crippled oh my God poor guy this is so sad this has been something I wish to tell you Shawnee ever since that terrible time the mines I've been reevaluating my life I guess what I'm trying to say is hey well I care for you Shawnee and uh oh he kissed my neck I love when he kisses my neck are those are those they're real oh my God look at this Porsche with the legumos in it they're really real right I thought you said that the four Spirits guided you here all right I guess it's time to hand him a mermaid's pendant guys I'm excited to see what his marriage event is Jasper you have truly won me over at first I could not have hated you more and by the end of this I have fallen straight into your lap you have truly won me over in a way that I did not expect in a million years but your story your struggle whatever do you want to get married dang he looks spiffy look at his spiffy little bow tie damn thing I see you I see you oh who are any of these people and what's his marriage room look like oh this is kind of cool looks exactly like his other room cool I like it it's definitely prettier than most of the marriage rooms in this game maybe I should rest just a few more steps Jasper no oh poor guy Omar is helping that's nice Professor are you okay I'm fine my leg well legs is just not what it used to be I need to make a fuss I shall be all right shortly nonsense I'm medically trained you know and I know about your leg Professor Jasper oh he probably didn't like hearing about that the only price I must pay for my full heartedness is a little pain that I'm a lucky man miss Mario well that's utter nonsense your prosthetic shouldn't be uncomfortable here come inside I'll take a look at it I know Mario's sprinted out there oh please do not trouble yourself on my behalf Professor Jasper I'm a medic and an inventor is absolutely no trouble at all oh my God she's gonna give him a rocket leg she can put a jet pack on his prosthetic come on I'll help you inside okay we gotta follow him in what that was it where's Jasper what'd you do with my Jasper you know that weedy Professor Guy Jasper yeah we're married I'm working on a new leg for him don't tell him okay I want to be a surprise oh that's kind of cute actually she's actually gonna make him a jetpack leg that's like the coolest thing that could ever happen oh it's happening good morning Sean in truth I'm a little nervous I receive word that I was to visit the clinic today I'm hoping it's not bad news uh oh oh no what if they have to amputate the other leg what a horrible thing to say oh my freaking God what the hell I'm sure you're correct Shawnee but knowing what one cannot help but worry well one way to find out I guess I'm not gonna go in with him he's my literal husband I'm not gonna go into the clinic with him oh I am no I'm just gonna stare at the door ominously follow him in of course we're literally married do they have the new leg for him oh how does that feel is it uncomfortable very comfortable I almost feel like I could dance it's probably better to try walking first why not take it for a test drive it just looks like a normal leg no Rockets why are you let me down I mean that's really happy for room I do wish for the robot leg but this is cool too oh I did not realize you were here too look Marvel's maybe a new leg it's Quite a feat of engineering pun intended well that's nice I mean I'm glad that he likes it but it literally looked exactly the same they kind of like made it red or something that would have been cool um that was a really well made mod I really like Jasper Jasper's really well done and he's a pretty cool story overall I can't believe he was literally maimed by the shadow people but he never got to meet the dwarves that's really sad honestly and you know I feel like that's pretty emblematic sometimes you don't get what you set out for you have a great journey anyway and you end up with a great life keep that in mind I feel like I need something funny to end this YouTube video on but I can't think of anything I just like really like the mod I kind of have to fart I could fart into the microphone laughs [Music] [Music]
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Channel: Seanie Dew
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Length: 24min 25sec (1465 seconds)
Published: Sat Apr 15 2023
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