THIS ISLAND EARTH

[Music] [Music] [Applause] me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] one more just one more please dr meacham hold it please a little closer to the wing sir a little more profile dr meacham he wants to get that far away visionary look cal we know how tired you must be we'll make it as short as possible by the way gentlemen but i warn you i am beginning to feel far away and visionary how about your conference with the committee on atomic power well not my conference 20 engineers and scientists were there 20 hardly a routine meeting would you say yeah and look gal we won't buy the committees getting you vips together for a cocktail party all right boys i'll tell you this much under discussion was the biggest job we've ever tackled the industrial application of atomic energy but that's not news cal we all know there have been several industrial reactors in work already well let us say then that in the light of recent developments those plants may already be obsolescent uh electronics is your specialty how does that fit in with atomic energy you boys like to call this a push button age it isn't not yet not until we can team up atomic energy with electronics then we'll have the horses as well as a cart how long has the army been handing out jets doctor one of the boys at lockheed handed me this one i hope you taxpayers don't mind cal when do we get to this push button age when fellas like me stop talking about it and get back to our last i'll see you gentlemen later goodbye cal are you working on anything along the lines you mentioned roughly well remember me will you i'm concentrating on the reconversion of certain common elements into nuclear energy sources huh how's that again what counts is how i make it work i see ah good flight gal thank you so long [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] 2xd 341 this is ryberg control tower go ahead okay to come in with all clear cal drift south about 20 miles per hour hi webb what's cal's eta 14 10 but he's half an hour late that's my boss the only guy in the world who can travel by jet and still be laid so you talk about me when i'm gone where are you look out the window so cal what's wrong i have no control cut loose cow bailout cat too low jerking around must have caused the flame out no power no nothing cal you okay okay what happened how'd you bring it in i didn't couldn't what do you mean you didn't controls went out huh that's right no controls no power the plane died up there i should be dead i i know everybody seeing flying saucers and screwy lights up in the sky well you can put me in the booby hatch too because so help me i saw this ship turn a bright green up there are you sure joe positive did you hear anything yes a high frequency howl very high all the time your ship was green did webb see it unless he's blind check him right on joe until we find out what happened all three of us were blind [Music] i was a little giant growing up getting ready to expound the world let's take a look think of that she's already in waiting blowing the cylinder [Music] increase the rate of reaction [Music] [Applause] check rate of radioactive decay positive same it was a whole week you were away [Music] what did the committee say oh they were a little excited a little [Applause] zero reading the xc condenser must have shorted out again get the spare burned out yesterday and don't ask me why i didn't order some new ones i did xc condenses in an envelope must be a gag dreamed up by the receiving department i ordered two xc condensers and supreme equipment sent me these beads you say they're a gag with their condensers i checked one for capacity and voltage on the meter and glue it to bits yeah after it held at 33 000 volts and no leakage if that were true we could build a generator one that would supply electric power to run an entire factory it would fit in a match box it's still red 33 000 volts i'll try one on voltage test i've got one set up for you [Music] [Laughter] this into thin air at 35 000 volts copied knows it's supreme okay pete knowles please pete cow meacham i ordered 2xc condensers and you sent me some beads yeah speeds why i'm serious i just tested one beat for volagen oh well thanks supreme didn't send them they're crazy pete says they've had no condenser order from us in six weeks here's the duplicate of the order i sent by teletype three days ago let's see a dress on the letterhead that came with the beads no address look dear dr meacham in place of the condensers you ordered we are sending you our ab619 model we are certainly will interest you director electronic service unit 16. i thought it was a subsection of supreme electronic service unit 16. well at least we can find out what they're made of [Music] [Music] a diamond drill the hardest element we've got speed isn't even scratched experimental ab wilson speaking yeah sure sam wants to talk to you he's at the hangar he's been checking over the plane good hello can't find anything wrong did you double check the controls of course thunna how look here sam alright sam you win maybe i did have just a couple but all right good night maybe i should have had a couple maybe i will morning morning sign here thank you what have you got i don't know there's no return address [Music] electronic service unit number 16. [Music] catherine tube with an endium complex of plus four what are they talking about i don't know but this outfit hasn't this isn't paper some kind of metal interrupted incorporating planetary generator interrosity with vulturated with astroscope here's something my wife could use in the house an interroster incorporating an electron sorter oh she probably gained 20 pounds well it did all the work for you know joe according to this there's no limit to what it can do laying a four-lane highway at the rate of a mile a minute would be a cinch cal maybe we've been working too hard complete line of interroster parts incorporating greater advances than heatherton known in the field of electronics what exactly is an interrocitor i don't know and i don't want to know well i do i want to know what it is and what it does [Applause] over the list of parts on these pages how are we going to build it these symbols they're like a foreign language anyway we don't know the address we ordered the condensers from supreme by teletype yeah which means that somebody intercepted that order and sent us those beads here try it again too darn smart that may be the dumbest man who ever walked this earth joe [Music] [Applause] here's the invoice no charge no address listen to this no interrogator part can be replaced bear this in mind while assembling let's start unpacking [Music] [Applause] [Music] there's 2 486 parts each part is cross-indexed into a symbol pattern shouldn't be too hard at all sure snap maestro only where do we start right here [Music] [Music] you know what my kids would say dig this crazy mixed up plumbing plug it in joe we'll see what happens now what do i do clear your screen please you can hear me of course use the intensifier disc the one in your hand place it in position on your right now turn the control 18 degrees to the left [Music] you have successfully accomplished your tasks dr meacham you've assembled an interracitor a feat of which few men are capable who are you i'm called exeter i'm a scientist like yourself shall we say uh a colleague my colleagues don't materialize out of strange machines they're flesh and blood and so am i doctor meacham as i hope you'll soon find out although i admit at the moment i do appear in material but no matter i represent a group which is seeking scientists of exceptional ability all prospects must pass an aptitude test which you've just done i'm flattered only i don't remember applying for any job you didn't i beg your pardon mr wilson your camera will pick up nothing but black frog images on the interrupter don't register on film put it away joe do continue dr meacham we test out people without their knowledge we leave nothing to chance accept the chance that i'm not interested in you or your group come come doctor it's not possible that a man of your scientific curiosity wouldn't want to find out who i am where i come from wouldn't give his right arm for more examples of our superior technical knowledge i think i can assume dr meacham that you're sufficiently intrigued to come to an immediate decision we'd like you to join our team as you might say at once you'll make arrangements to leave immediately wait a moment i didn't say five o'clock wednesday morning our plane will land at your field it will wait exactly five minutes and then depart whether i'm aboard or not place the catalog on that table with the blueprints [Music] now stand aside please you too mr wilson [Applause] [Music] just a minute please step back or you may be harmed further back [Music] so you okay okay within reason there is any reason around here there's no reading now [Music] yes joe left that exeter is i don't like it don't you joe he was right about one thing i'm gonna be on that plane [Music] al won't you reconsider i did all right and as a committee of one i came to a series of decisions at exactly the fifth cup of coffee one whatever scientific knowledge this exeter character has should be in our textbooks two joe wilson my able assistant knows enough about a certain experiment to carry on without me for a while i'm not sure that cal mitchell my committee decided i'm expendable nothing you can say will change that you always were an obstacle oh well i'm not worried not even a moth equipped with a lightning bug could fly in here this morning so no plane [Music] he made it [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] no pilot no windows pal you'll really be flying blind please be seated dr meacham and welcome aboard [Music] a seat belt is not required doctor [Music] please clear the stairs thank you come on joe i'll be dropping your card cal get off right away this whole thing's mouths to high heaven cal i'm banging you don't go [Music] [Music] [Music] good morning dr mitchum hope you slept well you'll be landing shortly [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] good morning good morning where am i georgia i kind of expected neptune to mars exeter asked me to greet you i'm dr ruth adams ruth adams but this is wonderful i never expected ruth i'm carol meacham [Music] cow dr meacham of course four or five years ago conference on thermal problems in nuclear reactors boston wasn't it vermont we were lecturing to a symposium of graduate students summer three years ago after classes would go swimming in a little river near the school you an awful about that icy water oh ruth don't tell me you've forgotten dr mitchum all i can say is i'm deeply flattered maybe a little envious of the girl you've mistaken me for and now i think exeter is waiting to greet you [Music] [Applause] [Music] i'm sure you must be puzzled doctor i'll never forget my own feelings on the day of my arrival exeter isn't exactly conventional in his hiring method or his choice of personnel i think that sounds like rather a personal dig once you're at the club i'm sure you'll like us much better the club that's what we like to call it exeter has spared nothing for our comfort or facilities for our work [Music] inside looks better doctor they'll bring your bags in the place [Music] the elevators down to exeter's slave quarters our laboratories [Music] our living room social center library this is exeter's office and study not exactly what you expected dr mitchum is it good morning doctor good morning doctor give me a coat [Music] the doctor's out for his morning constitutional he's been here a week but his english in my german [Music] who's that one that's brac one of exeter's assistants but you'll find them all very helpful what language do they speak anything you wish english hindustani congo ease anything dr meacham good morning good morning please come in both of you sit down dr adams oh yes steve about that nuclear decay factor ruth i'm afraid my equation just doesn't seem to work i was hoping you could find time to go over with me later i still think the basic principle is all right and maybe we can trust yes well thank you dr adams oh there you are dr adams i was just reminding dr meacham that i'd promise to produce some of his colleagues in the flesh may i use you as my exhibit a i'm afraid dr meacham isn't too happy with me at the airport he was sure we were old friends obviously i was wrong the lady hardly remembers me what is more important is who we are what we're doing here dr meacham i represent a group of scientists who work with but one purpose to put an end to war naturally such a goal can't be attained without experts of superior ability men a vision men such as you doctor gathered here exchanging information daily putting aside all thoughts of personal don't think i need to tell success how effective our voices will be when the world learns of our achievements well there you have it nothing new perhaps but then what is however let me assure you doctor that we are dedicated men and women and as such we can accomplish wonders well what do you think of us this all sounds great mr exeter but why me dr meacham we happen to know that you're on the threshold of discovering limitless amounts of free nuclear energy more specifically the conversion of lead into uranium dr adams here has been working along the same lines as you have perhaps just a step behind you although i might add that both of you are way ahead of anyone else in your field be careful exeter will flatter you to death the truth is never flattering dr adams now suppose you relax and think it over suppose when i do i find i can't go along with you naturally we'll expect you to be discreet about what you've seen here otherwise you're free to leave dr meacham as free as air and now suppose we continue your tour of inspection right from our chairs [Music] conserving energy is one of our primary concerns isn't it doctor your laboratory doctor immediately below this office i believe still under construction but in a few days but we'll have some surprises for you frank everything in order yes thank you brac any reason why you can't start in the morning doctor no another view of your laboratory with uh your own interrupter of course in addition to which we hope to provide you with one of our other units calling doctor other units yes we have several at strategic points throughout the world please forgive me but have a chat at dinner meecham excellent cuisine by the way like everybody here the chef must be dedicated to his work uh you'll find the stairway through the living room and to your right your room is at the top of the stairs dr meacham i'm still sorry i wasn't the girl in vermont [Music] [Music] yes your progress report i find is unsatisfactory you are failing to meet the schedule as planned why because certain methods imposed upon me by the council have not been effective here i wish to discuss it with the council impossible the time element will not permit any descending opinions you will carry on with plan a as instructed now please report on status of personnel with the arrival of meacham the personnel raster is complete proceed with plan a [Music] [Applause] i'm afraid i don't know the gem my mind must have been wandering your composer of course our composer he belongs to the world yes indeed the dinner accident was even more perfect than you promised now if you'll excuse me i could do with some pressure myself would you care to join me dr adams you dr carlson why don't you show them the grounds we won't start cracking the whip on me until tomorrow [Applause] [Music] it's quite a group exodus collected quite that's dr who ling tang tanks field is titanium the same as dr engelberg dr marie fitchner u235 dr borfield plutonium that puts all of us in the production of nuclear energy doesn't it carlson what are you getting at meacham biochemists electronic experts mechanical engineers people equipped to make practical application of the energy the rest of us produce i seem to remember that was part of exeter's pitch we try to make it a rule around here doctor not to discuss our work after hours now how about that fresh air how about you and dr adam showing me my laboratory instead after all i've heard today i can hardly wait to add my little contribution to the good work this way doctor [Music] you'll have in my lab are in this way [Music] stephen the others are on the right this is yours over here [Music] it's only neutron we calling that because he's so positive stay off dr mitchum's equipment well what do you think of it it's not bad should be able to get started very quickly fine but a word of warning don't let exeter push it too hard he's the kind of man who wants results yesterday this is the same size lead slab i use in my own lab i guess you're right guess exeter doesn't expect me to waste any time this is very interesting [Music] now standing here with a lead slap in front of us the lead reactor panel behind us or shielded from nuclear rays could be even from the prying eyes of exodus and hirosita what's your opinion doctors all right i'll spell it out for you the two of you walk around here is if you're scared of your own shadows ruth's even afraid to admit she and i once might have held hands well that's okay with me but either i've got to figure i'm a little cracker that exeter's cat has got both your tongues you ever stop to think that we have a right to throw a few questions at you meechan what are you doing here look i received a darn fool catalog i couldn't resist it i built it in a roster right on that trick plane and that's all i know but so help me in the next 10 minutes i'm gonna know a lot more i believe him steve well i guess i do too now we're getting somewhere to begin with cal i was the girl in vermont then why all of that because we couldn't take a chance there's always the possibility you spent a few minutes under one of exeter sun lamps before you got here sunderland that's what it looks like only instead of a center and you get your brain cells rearranged steve had a peek at one yeah it's similar to lobotomy and it's useless certain areas of the brain those areas controlling the power of the will up until now steve and i have been spared we think engelberg too but we haven't the slightest idea why what about the others try talking to them well that leaves the big one whose exit are working for we don't know all we do know is what you've already guessed exeter is desperately trying to come up with new sources of atomic energy and we're the geniuses he's depending upon to deliver for him well he might get a surprise why did you wait frank we should have killed him i was busy elsewhere if you're so concerned why don't you let me use the transformer the transformer is not the only answer or console differs it says it's infallible the council is wrong i told the monitor so today the transformer is morally apparent to the subjects it sets up subconscious blocks which defeat our very purposes you're being sentimental i am being practical use a machine to control a man's brain to destroy his initiative you destroy his power to help us as we need help we can both see it right here it may be true but are you sure we we're 30 miles from nowhere steve and i know we've tried and if we did get out who'd believe all this [Applause] i don't blame you doctors for being excited about working for exeter it's a rare privilege he's a rare man a little neutron gave us away he felt the impulses not cat i could put neutron under the thought transformer why not break and perhaps you'd like me to step in with him turn it off frank our friends won't be giving us any more information tonight and the log of 236 plus 1.008 to the ninth it's an interesting equation i'll check it you may find it'll help you over some of the more difficult obstacles meecham and now doctor i'd like to acquaint you with another of our accomplishments notice that section of lead plate behind you please bring it forward about eight feet now please move back by the door doctor [Music] when you're led the uranium process is working properly the effectiveness of this raid will be increased enormously tell me accident why should a communication device be equipped with a destructive ray television waves can't penetrate mountains with the aid of neutrino rays we can neutrino rays you've just observed one in action i suppose the neutrino could be described as the missing link between energy and matter fascinating if destruction is our goal on the contrary just recently one of our rays was used for quite another purpose more specifically to save your life the green light exactly picking your plane up in midair and conveying it safely to earth after it first immobilized my controls natum i must ask you to have faith in our ultimate pains i must also ask you to refrain from meeting with any of your co-workers again except in our usual channels any way you want it very good doctor and your patients i promise you will be rewarded [Music] here's a sketch of the interossetor i also have rough notes on its working controls it's guesswork mostly but better than nothing and these are portraits of exeter and brac do you notice the peculiar indentations in both their foreheads coincidental no doubt and this is the one we're really proud of we discovered this about a week ago two miles south of here the side of this hill has been hollowed out and here's an acre of canvas covering the excavation you tell me what's in there steve wanted to go back and find out what was inside but i guess i got cold feet it's just like vermont still a but fine steve when we get out of here i'll have them framed at my own expense if we get out [Applause] he's just hungry [Music] goodbye neutron [Music] confirm please plan a abandoned alternate plan in effect correct our ionization layer is failing rapidly we may need transportation are you prepared to leave we have been since your last communication although meecham and adams are achieving positive results can you give us another time period impossible but it is hoped that you will be able to complete the project here bring them good you will keep in contact until moment of departure then remove all evidence of installation that is all take over [Music] [Music] [Music] what is it something i've seen before get off the road quick [Music] they're playing with us [Music] we're sitting ducks in this thing if we're gonna make the airport we'll have to do it on foot when i stop we'll pile out take cover fast [Music] [Music] dead [Music] [Music] we've got to get out of here [Music] get down get away [Music] we'll try and make the airport let's go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] is it playable it should be actually keeps it here for the staff [Music] [Music] [Music] they're pulling us up [Music] okay [Music] [Music] remain here i want to report on temperature control immediately and use extreme caution through the thermal barrier our two passengers are very sensitive to heat the passengers are here allow me to welcome you i'm sorry that our visit below had to be terminated so dramatically but time allowed for nothing else i can assure you we mean you no harm like steve carlson and angleboard like the others in that house what happened was beyond my control what happened was mass murder we're not all masters of our souls meet you that's a nice little phrase coming from you i learned it on earth look the two of you are beginning a strange journey a journey that no earth people have ever undertaken before now whether you consider me a devil or a saint is unimportant what is important is that you're here on this spaceship suppose then for the time being we call it truce as scientists at least meecham ruth don't tell me that as a woman you're not curious about our destination where are we going to a planet we call metaluna luna there's no such planet in the solar system mesoluna lies far beyond your solar system in outer space this telescope will convince you come [Music] observer prepare a view of the second quadrant please i won't ask you to condone what we've done all i ask is that when you understand the plight of my people you try to have more sympathy for our deeds [Music] earth it's being left far behind okay it's getting hard to breathe we're going through the thermal barrier i'm afraid you'll find the temperature unpleasant for a short time [Music] so [Music] prepare to leave earth's orbit all conversion must be completed during this time period follow me if you will excellent what are you using for power are you controlling the fantastic temperature on this ship what's to prevent us from floating around like a bunch of balloons once we get away from earth's gravity well to answer the last question first we create our own gravitational field which means that no matter what position our ship takes in space we here inside remain right side up but at the moment if we're going to get you to metalluna live there's a little procedure you'll have to go through what are you doing to them miss luna's atmospheric pressure is like that in your greatest oceans if we entered metalluna's orbit without conversion we'd be crushed to death that in going from metallure to earth the tissues of our bodies would dwindle we disintegrate completely correct meecham if we're fortunate enough to return to earth frank yes you will prepare the doctors for the tubes to change into clothes such as ours especially condition for life on metaluna come with me [Music] later hands above the rails they're magnetized there's an intercom system in the tubes you may converse as long as you're able to [Music] [Music] three ruth yes you okay and you feel like a new toothbrush [Music] [Music] ruth [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] approaching enemy control sector this is master control awaiting instructions [Music] will energize only as necessary conserve power avoid contact with enemy until safety of ship is endangered you'll feel stronger in a few moments [Music] now i know you both feel as though you could sleep for at least a thousand years but then you'd miss observing our approach to mental luna and with your curiosity you'd never forgive me for that [Music] i don't understand what don't you understand doctor those two objects they appear to be comets but their paths are identical almost as though some intelligence were controlling them your introduction is quite correct after although the objects are not comets they are meteors controlled by spacecraft of zagon they're gonna hit us we've offered to make peace with zacon but to no avail is they got a planet a planet that was once a comet as you can see their spacecraft are actually guiding the meteos against us [Music] now in the fourth quadrant metal contact in three time periods [Music] observer close of you view in third quadrant contact in two time periods [Applause] view in second quadrant contact in one time period [Music] [Applause] what you're observing may well be the beginning of the end for our world the zaycon meteors are beginning to get through our ionized layer that haze a feel of intense radiation as you can well imagine such a screen requires the output of great amounts of atomic energy and you're running out that's why you were sent to earth and why you said for us you need uranium in gigantic quantities our own deposits are exhausted as our power diminishes our protection fails [Music] that's enough normal for you entering ionized player [Music] foreign foreign do [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Laughter] [Music] remove the equipment about two doctors to turbine center have it all set up for immediate use or brag i'm sure personnel will need everyone have the crew report immediately for reassignment now we must report to the monitor [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] step in our means of interior transportation before the war forced us to move inside of our planet these tubes covered the surface of our earth [Music] our educational complexes now rubble over there was a recreation center [Music] this way the monitor structure [Music] [Music] welcome exeter observed your flight almost counted you lost your earth creatures dr adams dr meacham the monitor supreme head of our government regrettable there is no time for amenities i am certain your minds have difficulty grasping this transition from earth to metaluna i've given them as much indoctrination as possible then you know that shortly we can expect zagon to commence and sustain an all-out attack our ionization layer must be maintained until our relocation is affected relocation to where to your earth a peaceful relocation we hope to live in harmony with the citizens of your earth in harmony our knowledge and weapons would make us your superiors naturally then why haven't you superior brains solve the problem of synthesizing uranium most of our scientists are dead our major laboratories destroyed the wars reduced our population to a mere handful that is true meacham it is indeed typical that you earth people refuse to believe in the superiority of any world but your own children looking into a magnifying glass imagining the image you see is the image of your true size our true size is the size of our god do you still insist exeter that we can allow any of these earth creatures to have free minds i do i know them i've lived with them you have wasted our time take them to the thought transference chamber please come with me i'm afraid you have no choice [Music] [Music] interroster control hear me ionization failing at prime sector use emergency power and repel attack power transfer will begin immediately [Music] i say gun friends seem to be hitting this prime sector quite regularly is that where it is in there my mind is my own and nobody's gonna change it i'm not going into that room nobody is come on [Music] i'm sorry i'd hope to prepare you somewhat beforehand this is a mutant we've been treating them here for ages to do menial work well actually they're similar to some of the insect life on your own planet larger of course with a higher degree of intelligence this one has been given orders to guard this corridor as long as we're here i beg if you go inside cooperate voluntarily if you do i give you my word that you will not be harmed or your mind's changed in any way you defy the monitor i already have do you believe in cows this place i wouldn't believe my grandmother come on so [Music] the travel car come on where are we going a spaceship at least it's safer there don't you understand let it happen now [Music] meet you believe me i want to help you time is short get into the car [Music] [Music] he appears badly hurt stay close to me [Music] stand back i command you stand back [Music] cow [Music] are you badly hurt i'll be all right close off all hatches control room quick i'm all right [Music] ruth activate this telescope right control 45 degrees left [Music] our ionization layer has failed completely will we be able to get out depends on the amount of energy we have left if we have to ward off any heavy zagon attacks i don't know [Music] [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that may be the last of them yes they're concentrating all their attention on metaluna those flashes of light their meteos hundreds of them intense heat is turning metaluna into a radioactive sun temperature must be thousands of degrees by now a lifeless planet and yet yet still serving a useful purpose i hope yes the sun warming the surface of some other world giving light to those who may need it now into the converted tubes ruth you take the first tube you're the next what about you i'll use the third tube so [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow [Music] exeter are these two strong enough to keep him out possibly he's bleeding badly in a very few moments that pressure should destroy them [Music] [Applause] one roof [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] our speed is diminishing we're now in the atmosphere of earth your plane is where you left it in the cargo hold a conventional way for you to return to worth i admit but perhaps the most practical where are you going our universe is vast full of wonders i'll explore perhaps find another metal luna a place inhabited by beings not unlike myself you see i'm more adventurous than you imagine me exeter you're a liar you've used all your power bringing us here even if you had a place to go you couldn't make it come with us we'll heal your wounds i'm afraid my wounds can never be healed you have things to teach us thank you we're over your earth now it's time for you to go farewell so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Music] oh thank god it's still here [Music] [Music] so you

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Length: 85min 57sec (5157 seconds)

Published: Thu May 18 2017

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