*Sultan & Rea Laugh* Rea: I- I could not laugh because I lost air for
that one, I hate you a lot actually. Rea: Please start using that. Sultan: Uh...no. *Sultan & Rea Laugh* Sultan: Okay so, uh, on Instagram and Twitter we asked you guys to send us some problems that you guys had because.. as you guys know me and
Rea are... very good at solving problems our lives are like... so good at the moment. Sultan: We have like-
Rea: We are entirely unproblematic Sultan: Right we have no problems at all We're like, perfect at life you know.
Rea: Yeah! Sultan: And so uh, we're just here to grace you guys with, you know some advice to make your lives just like a little bit less shit. Before we jump into the questions, I'd just like to say that... *imitates Reagan* This is a sponsored video. Today's video is sponsored by Honey. Honey is a free browser extension that searches the
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channel so thank you to anyone who does. Now... let's get back to Reagan. Rea: Okay, uh, the very first one I have, I think is
the very first question that was posted on Instagram. Do I say like their username or do I skip it? Sultan: Uh, you can say their username yeah. Rea: So... I dunno how to pronounce this username. Sultan: Then why'd you ask:
'Should I pronounce the username?' if you don't know how to pronounce it? Rea: I'm skipping it. So, uh-
Sultan: *laughs* Sultan: You have a weird name? Fk off.
Rea: *laughs* Rea: So like... when- when I saw this I thought well,
I want to avoid easy answers like- 'Kill them'
Y'know? So... Sultan: Right. Sultan: That was my answ- *laughs*
Rea: What's your- *laughs* Sultan: I was gonna say that, but I was like
I should probably ease into like, the killing people 'cause that solves most problems, right? Rea: It does solve the most problems but also it's easy and we're not in this to be easy, y'know? Rea: We're not- we don't have no problems in our life because we took the easy road, so- Sultan: Your buddy count is like, 37. *Both laugh* Sultan: Uh..
Rea: But, so like, okay- Sultan: Just get a different crush, right? Rea: You could do that. You could.. but what if like...
so not killing but like some sort of battle, right? Sultan: Right! Like a battle royale kind of
'winner takes the prize' kind of thing? Rea: Yeah! Like- it doesn't even
necessarily have to be violent but some sort of competition, like something to
prove yourself worthy... Not of dating the person, but of
having the crush on that person. Sultan: Hmm.. so dating- you don't even get dating as a prize it's just...
the other person has to stop crushing on them? Rea: Well cause they didn't even say like
"Oh we- this person wants to date both of us" They just said we both have a crush,
like this person might hate both of you. So- *Sultan laughs* Sultan: They battle for ten days and ten nights,
and then at the very end the guy's like: "I don't want either of you." Rea: Yeah. Sultan: That's a plot twist.
Rea: And then, they ruin the friendship along the way too so like it's- it's a lose-lose.
Sultan: That's right so- *Both laugh*
Sultan: So basically- Sultan: You're fkd. Like- just- *laughs* Rea: It's just in your best interest to give up, really!
Sultan: Right, yeah yeah! *laughs* okay.. *whew* glad we solved THAT problem, you're welcome.
*Both laugh* Sultan: Okay! Rea: What's your- what's your next question?
Sultan: Um... Sultan: Can I try that again? Rea: Yeah, take your time. Rea: Spell it out-
Sultan: Shut the fk up Rea. *Both laugh* Rea: Hmm... So...okay... The first question is: Rea: How long constitutes as a long elevator ride? Like-
*Sultan snickers* Sultan: We gotta break this down, right?
Rea: Yeah of course because it has to- it has to be an activity you can do in that amount of time right? So...
Sultan: Right. Rea: So let's say '30 seconds' is probably a long elevator ride, I think. I'm not sure you're gonna get to when it's like in the 'minutes' so let's say '30 seconds'. Sultan: Mhmm.
Rea: Something you can do in 30 seconds uh... Sultan: *snickers* Jrk off. Rea: Hmm... ye- Rea: I mean, since you finish so prematurely, yeah sure- Rea: -go ahead.
Sultan: REA THAT WAS ONE TIME. AND- I know this is out of context so people are gonna think... we're talking about something else... but- *Rea bullies Sultan* Rea: It's an 'in joke' don't worry about it, don't worry about it- Sultan: DON'T SAY 'IN JOKE' THAT'S WORSE. Rea: It's an 'in joke', don't worry about it.
*Sultan laughs* Sultan: Um okay, so an activity you can do in 30 seconds ...um- Rea: And we're assuming- this said 'strangers' right?
Like totally strangers? Sultan: ...I don't think they mentioned strangers, but I'm assuming it's with strangers, right? Sultan: Heh, you're like with your parents-
Rea: Well maybe it's like awkward with family members- Rea: It's gonna be REALLY awkward if you're jrking off in an elevator with your parents like- (Sultan laughs*
Rea: That's just gonna make it worse so don't do that... Sultan: Okay, um... before we like answer this- I just- I thought it was like social suicide to talk to people in elevators, right? Rea: ... Rea: Did you?
Is that what you were worried about growing up: your social image of talking to people in elevators-
Sultan: I mean, like- THAT was your concern?
Sultan: cause like in an elevator you're stuck with these people right so if you talk to them it's like...
you're putting... like pressure on them Not even like pressure- Sultan: *giggles* Pressure. Get it?
Cause the elevator- sorry- anyway. Um it's like- *Rea laughs* Sultan: It's like you're forcing them to
have a conversation with you cause they can't just like... turn around, y'know, look the other way-
I mean they could turn but like- Rea: I beg to differ.
*Sultan laughs* Rea: Ghost them to their face- you have- you have-
Sultan: Rea turn around I'm trying to talk to you. Rea: BIG Ol' BALLS you just turn around.
*Sultan laughs* Sultan: Pulls out big ol' balls, start jrking off.
Rea: Big ol' balls. Rea: That person's gonna leave the elevator and tell everyone: Rea: Oh my fkn god, can you believe it, Sultan tried to TALK TO ME. Rea: And then no one talks to you. Sultan: If someone tried to speak to me in an elevator... I... would tweet about it. Rea: Alright. So you're gonna cancel them?
Sultan: Um... I dunno. Sultan: Now I'm thinking about it maybe it's not that bad to have a conversation with someone.
Maybe I'm just like- Sultan: A piece of sht. Rea: Yeah you are.
Read the question to me again one more time, I need- Rea: I need to- Sultan: "Things to do-
Rea: Remind myself this train that we're getting off- Sultan: Yeah I know- I don't know where we are at the moment. *Rea laughs* Rea:... Okay so they say 'awkward situation',
which I feel like implies that it's not that 'awkward silence' it's that these people know each other and they get on the
elevator and it's already awkward because there's something going on
between them that we don't know about but it's just it's awkward between them
regardless of the elevator they're just stuck together right?
Sultan: Right. Rea: So you're in this elevator with someone you know and you're like: "I don't wanna fkn talk to them, this is weird." Rea: So you turn around. *Sultan loses it*
Rea: And that's it. *laughs* Sultan: You're so fkn smart Rea. *Both laugh* Rea: Thanks. Sultan: What is- what am I trying to say??
Rea: Spell it out, it's okay. Rea: Sultan, I am begging you to Rea: Shut the fk up. I am begging you.
*Sultan laughs* Sultan: I- I'm trying to say: Rea: I'm right. Rea is right. Sultan: Because... you wouldn't...uh- like-
*Rea laughs* I know the easy way out, like- like- in HEAVY quotation marks, the "easy way" out is just to take the stairs, but who the fk
takes the stairs, y'know what I mean? Rea: The "easy way" out is to just kill them in the elevator- they can't escape at that point. Sultan: Yeah, but then you're- OH. Okay. You could just turn around, OR... you could make THEM turn around and then open the hatch.
You know how elevators have that hatch on the top? Rea: Yeah.
Sultan: *forgets english* Sultan: Tell them to turn around- say you wanna...
play a game. *Sultan snickers*
Rea: Mmhmm. Sultan: And then you jump through the hatch, close it,
and then technically you're both still taking the elevator ride but it's not awkward anymore cause... you're go- you're go- Rea: But what if you're going to the top floor?
You'd get crashed on the top. You'd die- Sultan: Then just DON'T go on the top floor. Rea: Never take the top floor?
But like, isn't that where cool people go? Oh never mind you don't have to worry about that
it's fine. Never mind, yeah just go on top. *Sultan sighs* *Rea laughs* Sultan: *laughs* I don't have a response to that because.. Sultan: You right. *Rea laughs* Sultan: Alright tha- thanks for coming to our TED talk.
Uh, that's: Sultan: "How to take an elevator" with Rea and Sultan. *Both laugh* Rea: fk. Hey guy, uh sorry to stop the video here but Reagan
and I recorded like hours of audio... and this has already taken me a few months
to make so I'm gonna have to cut it there. But, uh, if you are interested in seeing a Part 2 which would involve something like this: Rea: I want you guys to picture right-
I want you guys to picture: Someone- a good friend like invites you
to go stay at their house and you're like yeah I'll go stay at your house
it's totally fine and they're like they're being all hospitable and like
they- they feed you and they offer to buy you snacks and like 'here, sleep in my room!'
and it's all great and it's all wonderful it's all very normal.
And then one day you're like: "Can I eat one of these snacks?" -and they go to the dishwasher.
*Sultan loses it* If that is something you guys would like to see, let me know by
liking the video and popping a comment down below. Thanks so much for watching guys,
I'll see you later- Now enjoy...enjoy whatever this is: Sultan: Er...I don't know this- how to say this username: "EllenH_Vier"... Sultan: How would you say that-
Rea: Haytch. Rea: Haytch. Sultan: Just H? Rea: Haytch. Yeah. Sultan: WAIT are you making fun of me for saying 'H' ???
Rea: *laughs* YES. Sultan: How do you say it? Rea: Aytch. Sultan: What did I say? Rea: Haytch. Sultan: How do you say it? Rea: *laughs* Rea: Can we jus- I- I don't want to do the video anymore.
Sultan: *laughs* Sultan: There's no difference!
I'm saying 'H' you're saying 'H'. Rea: I'm saying "aytch". Sultan: ...Wait you're-
you're not saying the 'H' in the letter... 'H'? Sultan: Wait- you're not saying the sound 'H' in the- the word 'H' ?
Rea: Why would you do that? Rea: It's not spelled "HH" it's just one "H" it's not two of them together this isn't a
fkn "W" situation- FK OFF. Sultan: Wait but you're like- you know- there's no "H" in the...
when you're saying "H". Rea: No. Sultan: Every conversation with you is a rollercoaster I didn't sign up for.
